I think that you're going to to have to go with the Benz or something similiar; as I think Polaris has developed a compromise-based sound level on this thing that satisfies both our need to stay quiet and the satisfaction you witness above. I even like the twitchy throttle; as it forces me to simply punch it hard and engine break all the time at low speed...which just sounds nice and is just fun to do.
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Forming a "Long Range Financial Subcommittee" in MI.:
Take two inexplicably expired term motorcycle reps. still serving on the board (one names yet another motorcycle rep)
Add 1 full-size and but 1 atv rep.
Arrogantly claim that the entire process should be finished in 4 conference calls with absolutely no public involvement or any meeting minutes recorded.
Result?
No complaint whatsoever from sheep-like atv clubs with literally tens of millions in play.