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Posted by: Need4Speed
Sounds to me like you need an engineer. I'd be more then happy to design a trash compacting/disposal system for the knowsalot facility in return for a job offer.
Posted by: Need4Speed
I've completed the KNOWSALOT Facility's top secret document disposer. I figure by the end of next week we can get a few more chimps and be going full tilt. KNOWSALOT Facility super secret document shredder
Posted by: JayBR
We all know who the president is
jcv400ex is Chief of Security
I'd like to apply for either CTO or CIO
if neither of those positions are available, are there any openings in custodial services or maybe the mail room?
Posted by: razormazer
What about "peon" ?
ya know the loving term given to the "gopher"
Id be more than happy to be the "peon"
Posted by: jcv400ex
<< Mr VP,
Looks can be decieving. There is a highly advanced propulsion system on the watercraft. Much of its technology is on the under side of the boat including other highly advanced weaponry. Unfortunately I cannont reveal its capabilities on a public forum such as this one, I'm sure you know why. If you need a demonstration before you hire me that can be arranged. >>
Ahhh DUDE!!!! I gotta talk to my people...I was told I was the owner of a "one and only" that looks very simular to that. That boat is the killer when the carp make their run up Kinzua River, the 50 cal. really does a nice job.
Pvt. Diggler, this guy is in your area, I'll get a packet ready for you. Look for an email...
Posted by: AlaskaYFM
KNOWSALOT,
Be sure to check these people that you are hiring for their EI or PE certificates, I wouldn't want you to hire someone who really isn't an engineer (for liability reasons)...
Posted by: Juice
It sounds like you have security on the base pretty tight. I would like to offer my services in the water surrounding the island. I have my own equipment and can deploy immediately.
High speed quick deployment unit.
Posted by: Juice
Mr VP,
Looks can be decieving. There is a highly advanced propulsion system on the watercraft. Much of its technology is on the under side of the boat including other highly advanced weaponry. Unfortunately I cannont reveal its capabilities on a public forum such as this one, I'm sure you know why. If you need a demonstration before you hire me that can be arranged.
Posted by: Juice
jcv400ex (chief of security)
This is a custom made amphibious deployment unit, to my knowledge no one else has anything like it. Like I said before its true capabilities are not visible top side.
So am I a member of the amphibious security detail? I can deploy in the waters around the facility with my team within minutes.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
KNOWSALOT
Security has been called to the compounds front gates two times in the last two weeks because of large groups of people needing applications for possible future employment.
Picture of applicants outside the front gate of KNOWSALOT Facility
Chet
VP KNOWSALOT FACILIYT
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
LOL,
Juice,
If you fire that do you go backwards or do you turn the trolling motor on to compensate for the firing of the weapon.
Chet
VP KNOWSALOT FACILITY
Posted by: KNOWSALOT
We can always use more custodians.
Seems like the cans just keep stacking up no matter how many are on clean up duty.
No mail is allowed in fear of spys sneaking in on the mail truck. Nothing that goes in comes back out unless escorted by established KNOWSALOT FACILITY personnel.
Posted by: KNOWSALOT
Sounds like a great idea.
You are now an engineer. You will be recognized as Engineer #E-6 to the facility.
Get with me later on the project. I will later assign the CAP'N to you as your personal assistant and go-pher until the project is completed.
Posted by: KNOWSALOT
Derno24,
No room for the job. How about "Head of Air Traffic Control"? If you can read a radar and operate a radio, it's yours.
razormaster,
It's yours if you really want it....LOL
727Banshee,
Chet and I share R&D control. How about Engineer #E-7?? It's yours.
Posted by: KNOWSALOT
MxDale71,
I like your persistant DGAF attitude.
You will be the sole person in charge of testing our products for it's ability to withstand damage.
You will simply be known as the "Steel Manipulator"
Posted by: KNOWSALOT
Need4Speed [a.k.a. Facility Engineer E-6],
Excellent work........But now we need a poop scoop guy.
Any takers??
Posted by: KNOWSALOT
Engineer E-7,
You might want to check the hydraulics on that thing first.
Captain Carl has snuck in a few times stealing the hydraulic fluid from our equipment.
He uses it as chain lube I think.
Posted by: Derno24
I was wondering if the position of the assistant to the traveling secretary has been taken if not I am your guy.
Posted by: Derno24
I can operate the radio, but what is a radar??? Will this be for international flights or just within the U.S. I might have to get security in on this stuff.
Posted by: 727Banshee
I wanna be CFO
Posted by: 727Banshee
What about me Knowsalot can I be the head of R&D
Posted by: 727Banshee
<< Derno24,
No room for the job. How about "Head of Air Traffic Control"? If you can read a radar and operate a radio, it's yours.
razormaster,
It's yours if you really want it....LOL
727Banshee,
Chet and I share R&D control. How about Engineer #E-7?? It's yours. >>
Thx Knowsalot
Posted by: 727Banshee
<< I've completed the KNOWSALOT Facility's top secret document disposer. I figure by the end of next week we can get a few more chimps and be going full tilt. KNOWSALOT Facility super secret document shredder >>
I think they used to work for Enron
Posted by: 727Banshee
KNOWSALOT I couldnt figure out how to get the flex smasher thingy to work right cause when I tried makeing some new a-arms it just died.
Posted by: MxDale71
I wanna be the guy that breaks sh!t. Either that or you could use me as a crash test dummy... we all know how good I am at crashing!
Posted by: MxDale71
Ok, I just figured out the perfect job for me... you can start recieving mail, all you need to do is give me a gun and let me stand behind the mail truck when it opens up. If not, I would still be willing to break sh!t.
