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Posted by: MUDDY4LIFE
My buddie was deer hunting YEARs ago out of season. He popped a few illegal deer and drew the attention of the DNR. As he was hauling ass by foot, he come across the DNRs vehicle and shot out the rear tires.
He got away with it and never got caught,but man,that was STUPID!
Good thing he did'nt get busted,that venision would have cost him dearly.
Posted by: MUDDY4LIFE
DNR?
In Michigan,it stands for DO NOT RIDE or DO NOTHING RIGHT
Actually,it stands for the Department of Natural Resources. They are police officers of the enviroment,woods and wildlife ect. And most of them treat you nothing like their logo of 'PROTECT and SERVE'. In fact,many of them will treat the ordinary citizen like a second rate citizen in most cases. They are not well liked by most civilians in Michigan. I am friends with a few of them and im making it my goal to try and change their perception of ordinary folks they run into in the woods. At the same time,I hope this will also make a change in the publics perception of them.
Posted by: MUDDY4LIFE
When I was MUCH younger,I use to have quite a few girlfriends. I had my ''main squeeze'' in my home town that lived with me, she was a second shift worker,this allowed me to go out and play at the bars at nightime. I also had a girlfriend that my main squeeze knew nothing about.
My girlfriend had her own apartment and was hospitalized for a few days in a treatment center for alcohol abuse. While my main squeeze was at work and my girlfriend was in the rehab center, I picked up a foxy little blonde at the bar and took her over to my girlfriends apartment and well-----------you know the rest!
I sure am glad that the foxy blonde and I did not stay overnight at my girlfriends apartment,because my girlfriend checked herself out of that rehab center very early the next morning.
You talk about SWEATING BULLETS when I found out about my girlfriends EARLY RELEASE!
Posted by: MUDDY4LIFE
Rseb,
yah,it does sound a little boastful,but im telling you my friend,it was'nt so funny when I found out that my girlfriend let herself out of the detox center early the next day. I dont even want to think of what would have happend IF she caught me up in her apartment with another little cuttie.
I probably would'nt have ever had to worry about having kids in the future [lol]
Back in the days ,[im 48 now] I was quite the lady's man and did ALOT of STUPID things I wished I'd never done.
Im LUCKY I survived half the stupid things I use to do in my younger days.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Thinking I had the christmas spirit, not any more.
Ba hum bug
Posted by: Bubba297
Ran from the cops in my 75 V8 Monza at 3:00am in the morning when I was 16 years old. Was flying 90mph in a 30mph residential zone, took a T intersection sideways at about 30mph and got away from him. I look back at that one day and have to say that was very stupid. Oh, that was right at 20 years ago.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Megan
Not sure if this is the dumbest thing I have ever done being a blonde and all. Just kidding. It is the most recent stupidest thing I have done though. I use to have a Ford Escape and as I was pulling in the driveway talking on my cell phone when I see this Huskie in my front yard and one of my fiances friends knocking on the door. My fiance opens the door and both of my German Shepherds come flying out the door. Well my boy does not like other boy dogs so I am freaking out thinking he is going to get in a fight w/ this Huskie. He is already infront of the Huskie growling. I jump out of the car and am trying to avoid them getting into a fight. Well then I hear Jeff screaming your car is moving. I turn around and sure enough my car is headed towards my back yard. I realize I never turned it off or put it in park. I am in a panic half way in my car trying to hit the breaks and hit the gas! LOL. I ran my foot over and my car landed in between 2 retaining walls. Spent the evening in the hospital but thank god I did not break anything. <a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/meganm132000/album?.dir=fa24&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/meganm132000/my_photos" target=blank>pics of rescue </A>
Let's just say the ole fiance was not too happy w/ me for a few hours after this.
No need to bleach the hair Megan, I've done that before too except I managed to jump in and stop it. Also tried to back out of the garage one time before I opened it. Smart.
See you got your new quad. Congrats.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Megan
Actually I am a natural blonde. I am glad to see that some one else has done this though because I thought I was the only one. Thanks on the congrats. She sure is pretty is'nt shehr>
Oh my! Maybe gray counts as blonde too? Cause I meant no need to dye your hair. I'll remove my head now. BR>
Yes, it is very nice!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: scottwvu
The stupidest thing I ever did was knock up my girlfriend on a Monday, then knock up her best friend on a Friday.
Ended up marrying the best friend.....
and now I have two beautiful "mistake" little girls that I love very much!!!
Life can be funny.....
Any chance of a 3-some? BR>
The wife wanted 2 kids and I didn't want any.... so we have 2. I love 'em anyway.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Dude should have antlers protruding from his backside.
Posted by: hondarulesinnc
This one time I took my 2 friends to football practice so I decided I would go out and ride some of the local roads in my truck to pass the time, the day before it had been raining hard so everything was muddy. I got to this one place where they had been doing some dozing so I pulled off to the side of the road to think if I should attemt going down it or not. I decided not to so I was going to back onto the road and leave but I put it in reverse and the tires just spun, sure I got 4x4, still spun, older truck, open diffs.
So I figured I would go down and turn around and come back up "hey anyway I have a winch, I won't get stuck" I thought, I started and taped the brakes and skided about 20 feet, oh no, I got down to the bottom and pulled to the right so I could back up and pull up the hill. I sunk up in the slick clay mud about 10", no big deal but I had slick tires almost so no traction at all, I was pointing twards a little bank and then a creek and then an open spot, couldent go that way. So I thought back to a time when I asked my dad what to do if you were in a spot where you could not winch forward, he said run the cable under the truck and it would pull you back.
I started to try that, I pulled my self back about a foot and I heard a cracking and poping sound, went to the front and saw that my cable had been crushed and poped from the extreeme preasure, so I was instantly reduced from 150' of cable to about 80' so I thought I was screwed.
I walked about 2 miles up the road to the closest house to try and call someone. I called my house and no one answered, finnaly about 15 minites later I got ahold of one of my friends mom and she came and got them about 2 hours after practice was over and came and got me.
We went out the muddy road, crossed a creek in her car and stoped at a gate and walked about .5 a mile to my truck and they were calmer so they seen a tree on the other side of the creek, we winched to that then I flew across the creek and then had to winch twice, then on the last pull of course was 85' so we broke the cable off and had to make a new loop and use the other side of the winch cable to pull my truck to the road. We finnaly got it out at about 9:30 PM.
A $130 mistake (new winch cable).
The worse part about it was my dad just laughed about it and the rest of them including my friends mom got in trouble over it for no one knowing where they were.
I did not get pictures though so all that remained was good memories.
Sorry for the long post but it was a long story of my stupid.
Posted by: hondarulesinnc
My brothers was even worse, he had a 2x4 S-10 and tryed to cross a river that was about 4' deep. He got in it and the water came over the hood and got into the intake and exhaust, he came and got my truck and pulled it out about 20 min later. It would not start so he left it till after his ball game and me, him, and dad went back there and it finnaly cranked over and pumped about 5 gallons of water out the exhaust, he got about the same out of the carpet inside, good thing it was a chevey, a ranger might not of came back from the dead like that. LOL
Posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!.........................just kidding
Posted by: AARaptor660
Not check the oil in my Raptor. Idiot.
Posted by: cowlamb
yeah this should get some good posts
Posted by: cowlamb
yo, vj how did you bury your snomobile?
you come off a drift and into a hole with no snow or what?
Posted by: cowlamb
where i live in manitoba, a few days ago it was snowing for quite a few days.
how about you?
but sadly i don`t have a sled for the snow:-(
Posted by: cowlamb
nah, the snow can go away quick then in the spring i can use my dirt bikewhen i get it fixed
but sledding is fun so i know how you feel:-D I have a really old sled:-P buts its sorta dead now.
Posted by: cowlamb
he shot the tires out????????????????????????????????????????
He`s lucky they (who ever they are) did not catch him they would not have been happy with him.
whats the DNR anyway?
Posted by: cowlamb
OICBR>Yah, i`m in canada so i did`nt know what the initials were forBR>must be one crazy person to shoot at their vehicles:-O.
Posted by: cowlamb
HAHAHAHABR>so they remind you of it every time they see you i guess
Posted by: MrDumass
Most stupid thing? Hmmmm, where do I start?
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: MUDDY4LIFE
My buddie was deer hunting YEARs ago out of season. He popped a few illegal deer and drew the attention of the DNR. As he was hauling ass by foot, he come across the DNRs vehicle and shot out the rear tires.
He got away with it and never got caught,but man,that was STUPID!
Good thing he did'nt get busted,that venision would have cost him dearly.
WTF, he shot out the tires! That would have put him away for a lil while I bet.
Posted by: RSeb
Muddy - I think you're just bragging.
Posted by: vj
really not the stupidest thing ive ever done but today i absolutely buried my skidoo in about 5 feet of snow. its still out there right now. i'll have to take out the tractor tomorrow with the snowblower. :S
Posted by: vj
cowlamb a ton of snow blew into my pasture that i was riding around in looking for coyotes. basically i was going slighty uphill through a narrow part of this trail and all of the sudden the snow was getting deeper and deeper and i could only go straight and it was getting dark so i decided to just hammer it and try to keep on chugging but my plan didn't pan out. instead i took the easy way out and walked home and got the snowblower the next day. haha. we don't have 5 feet out here either it just all blew everywhere.
Posted by: vj
powerismygame, sled as in snowmobile. not sled as in tobaggoning. haha. cowlamb same here, it would still be nice to get some more tho.
Posted by: XtremeSkier
road my bike down the middle of my quad trail in the middle of the night 4 years ago at one of my birthday parties, smoked a tree...i could have died too.......
lets just say i've cheated serious injury or death too many times
Posted by: CobraR6
Hmm...stupidest thing I have done....well this is not really that funny, but...
My mom had just made Brownies, and well I love brownies. So I am getting ready to leave and I get a big plate, and load it with brownies to take with me. I go out into the garage and open the garage door. As I am walking out the garage I am obviously looking at the brownies to make sure they do not spill. Needless to say I was not looking to see how far up or down the garage door had gotten, and I ran strait into the garage door with my head. Knocked me out cold for a couple seconds. My pap was outside in his car, and he got a pretty good laugh out of the whole thing. Needless to say I came out of the thing with no brownies, and a big red gash on my fourhead.
Posted by: CobraR6
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Originally posted by: Grizzman42
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Originally posted by: CobraR6
Hmm...stupidest thing I have done....well this is not really that funny, but...
My mom had just made Brownies, and well I love brownies. So I am getting ready to leave and I get a big plate, and load it with brownies to take with me. I go out into the garage and open the garage door. As I am walking out the garage I am obviously looking at the brownies to make sure they do not spill. Needless to say I was not looking to see how far up or down the garage door had gotten, and I ran strait into the garage door with my head. Knocked me out cold for a couple seconds. My pap was outside in his car, and he got a pretty good laugh out of the whole thing. Needless to say I came out of the thing with no brownies, and a big red gash on my fourhead.
haha, 5 second rule... coulda still had the brownies!
Lol, I was out cold for those 5 seconds though.
Posted by: CobraR6
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Hmm...stupidest thing I have done....well this is not really that funny, but...
My mom had just made Brownies, and well I love brownies. So I am getting ready to leave and I get a big plate, and load it with brownies to take with me. I go out into the garage and open the garage door. As I am walking out the garage I am obviously looking at the brownies to make sure they do not spill. Needless to say I was not looking to see how far up or down the garage door had gotten, and I ran strait into the garage door with my head. Knocked me out cold for a couple seconds. My pap was outside in his car, and he got a pretty good laugh out of the whole thing. Needless to say I came out of the thing with no brownies, and a big red gash on my fourhead.
haha, 5 second rule... coulda still had the brownies!
Lol, I was out cold for those 5 seconds though.
lol, 5 minute rule then....
Lol, it was tempting, but they had all kinds of nasty stuff on them since they dropped right outside the garage. Not that in the garage its much better.
Posted by: CobraR6
Wow, that is stupid haha
Posted by: CobraR6
Haha, I think we have all gotten into something that was a little worse than what we thought, whether in our atv or vehicle.
Posted by: strongtyerYFZ
dated a liar
Posted by: strongtyerYFZ
lol no.
Actually my and my friend were alone at his house one night and it was 12 at night and we were really bored. So we go outside and tied a sled to the back of his 300ex and pulled eachother around the yard. Keep in mind this isnt snow but surprisingly it slides really well. Especially around corners. I dont know if this is the stupidest thing I've ever done and I'm sure a lot of people have done it but it sure was really fun at the time.
Another time a while back me and a friend were bored so we got this old tonka truck and went out behind a bush in front of his yard with lighter fluid and matches. There were dead leaves on the ground too. So threre was a little fire on the ground below the truck. It wasnt burning good enough for us so my friend squirts a lil lighter fluid on it to try and perk it up. That thing lit up fast. I was cracking up, at the same time thinking oh crap were going to burn down his house, plus his parents were home but I was still laughing in a scared out of my mind wow this is so stupid yet realyl funny kinda way. So he tells me to run for the hose but I dont know where it is. He gets a bucket and fills it with water. By the third trip of getting water its out. His mom walks out of the house sees him with the bucket and asks what hes doing. "Why does it smell like smoke out here Scott? Sees the lighter flud and matches on the grass by the bush and we were busted. Not that funny but it was a classic with me and my friend.
Oh, so we got to McDonalds and put a sign on the drive through window that says "microphone out of order please shout order" and listened to people shout. Lol, thats one of my favorites...
Posted by: thorrider250
first time i ever rode a dirt bike (2 stroke) i was tryin to show off to this girl, popped the clutch to ride a wheelie and fell on my ass.BR>
or the second time i ever rode a quad (it was a blaster), i was at pismo with my cousin and her friend, and me and her friend went out ridin (she has been ridin for several years) and im followin her but i hella suck at riding so she pulls ahead hella far, so i get some balls and try and catch up, im in 5th gear haulin up this dune and the other side dropped straight off. i broke my wrist on the handle bar.
needless to say i have very bad luck with women. every stupid thing i have done has been around a hot girl
Posted by: thorrider250
there was this one time when me and my friend were hella board, so we went to this park by his house on our scooters. we came up with this great idea to get on a swing and twist around, then when it untwists you spin hella fast and get dizzy, then to go and hop on the scooter and try and ride it. it doesnt sound that funny but the vid i have of it is.
Posted by: thorrider250
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Originally posted by: thorrider250
there was this one time when me and my friend were hella board, so we went to this park by his house on our scooters. we came up with this great idea to get on a swing and twist around, then when it untwists you spin hella fast and get dizzy, then to go and hop on the scooter and try and ride it. it doesnt sound that funny but the vid i have of it is.
i dont think you were bord i think you were stonedhr>
he he he.... wouldnt you like to know
Posted by: Grizzman42
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Originally posted by: thorrider250
first time i ever rode a dirt bike (2 stroke) i was tryin to show off to this girl, popped the clutch to ride a wheelie and fell on my ass.BR>
same thing happened to me but fortunatly.... not in front of a hot grl. i was with my friend... and we started laughing our ass off. at least i learned hw to ride a dirtbike by the end of the day though.
Posted by: Grizzman42
one time my frind put icey-hot onto his balls by accident and had to go to the hospital... just thought id share.
Posted by: Grizzman42
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Originally posted by: 191145
Point??
stupidest thing he's ever done...
Posted by: Grizzman42
by the way... ur comment doesnt make sence.....
Q: What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
A: At least Ford circled the problem!!?
the answer doesnt make sence
as if we havnt heard that one before.
Posted by: Grizzman42
so is ur mom but u dont see me complaining bout it.....
Posted by: Grizzman42
hahahaha, sry dude, i just couldnt resist. i didnt mean that... just jokingly. i thought it was the right moment and i just couldnt help it, lol. sry
Posted by: Grizzman42
dont take it personally, i was just foolin'
Posted by: Grizzman42
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Originally posted by: powerismygame
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Originally posted by: 191145
At least Ford circled the problem!!
and your point is? this has nothing to do with the thread, guys stay on topic!
thats wat i said!
Posted by: Grizzman42
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Originally posted by: CobraR6
Hmm...stupidest thing I have done....well this is not really that funny, but...
My mom had just made Brownies, and well I love brownies. So I am getting ready to leave and I get a big plate, and load it with brownies to take with me. I go out into the garage and open the garage door. As I am walking out the garage I am obviously looking at the brownies to make sure they do not spill. Needless to say I was not looking to see how far up or down the garage door had gotten, and I ran strait into the garage door with my head. Knocked me out cold for a couple seconds. My pap was outside in his car, and he got a pretty good laugh out of the whole thing. Needless to say I came out of the thing with no brownies, and a big red gash on my fourhead.
haha, 5 second rule... coulda still had the brownies!
Posted by: Grizzman42
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Originally posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!.........................just kiddinghr>
haha, thats a good one.
Posted by: Grizzman42
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Originally posted by: vj
really not the stupidest thing ive ever done but today i absolutely buried my skidoo in about 5 feet of snow. its still out there right now. i'll have to take out the tractor tomorrow with the snowblower. :S
damn, that sux. good luck with that! i wish i had 5 feet of snow to play in. it hasnt snowed in like a week here and its all gone
Posted by: Grizzman42
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Hmm...stupidest thing I have done....well this is not really that funny, but...
My mom had just made Brownies, and well I love brownies. So I am getting ready to leave and I get a big plate, and load it with brownies to take with me. I go out into the garage and open the garage door. As I am walking out the garage I am obviously looking at the brownies to make sure they do not spill. Needless to say I was not looking to see how far up or down the garage door had gotten, and I ran strait into the garage door with my head. Knocked me out cold for a couple seconds. My pap was outside in his car, and he got a pretty good laugh out of the whole thing. Needless to say I came out of the thing with no brownies, and a big red gash on my fourhead.
haha, 5 second rule... coulda still had the brownies!
Lol, I was out cold for those 5 seconds though.
lol, 5 minute rule then....
Posted by: Grizzman42
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Originally posted by: MUDDY4LIFE
My buddie was deer hunting YEARs ago out of season. He popped a few illegal deer and drew the attention of the DNR. As he was hauling ass by foot, he come across the DNRs vehicle and shot out the rear tires.
He got away with it and never got caught,but man,that was STUPID!
Good thing he did'nt get busted,that venision would have cost him dearly.
that IS stupid, lol
Posted by: dunbarr
Run from the cops and get hurt..
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Originally posted by: vj
powerismygame, sled as in snowmobile. not sled as in tobaggoning. haha. cowlamb same here, it would still be nice to get some more tho.
i knew what it was, and again, when you get a sled stuck you must have a problem!
or SKI-DOO SUCKS AS MUCH AS MY FREIND SAYS!
Hey now buddy.
Posted by: scottwvu
The stupidest thing I ever did was knock up my girlfriend on a Monday, then knock up her best friend on a Friday.
Ended up marrying the best friend.....
and now I have two beautiful "mistake" little girls that I love very much!!!
Life can be funny.....
Posted by: powerismygame
this should be goodimg src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
Posted by: powerismygame
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Originally posted by: 191145
At least Ford circled the problem!!
and your point is? this has nothing to do with the thread, guys stay on topic!
Posted by: powerismygame
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Originally posted by: thorrider250
there was this one time when me and my friend were hella board, so we went to this park by his house on our scooters. we came up with this great idea to get on a swing and twist around, then when it untwists you spin hella fast and get dizzy, then to go and hop on the scooter and try and ride it. it doesnt sound that funny but the vid i have of it is.
i dont think you were bord i think you were stoned
Posted by: powerismygame
thats nice....... myn is prolly when i thought i could let go of the bars at 45mph for a second , and it would have bin fine but a vine grabbed my handle bar and sent me ~FLYING~ down the gravle and sand mixture, my quad was saved by a vine patch that cought it in mid air befor plumitting down 40 feet to its almost surtin death. it was hard to get that thing up with out breaking the vines and it falling.also trying to keep it from pulling the rancher350 with it... my brain still hurts thinking about it...
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ride my dirt bike into a 4ft deep mudhole on a trail. damn thing wouldn't start had to get towed back 10 miles to the truck.
dude, and you dident drown?
Posted by: powerismygame
i was joking, unless you are under 4 feet tall
Posted by: powerismygame
get into somthing with a vet forum member and that day will feel like a VACATION!
just some advice from the "good guy".
Fred.
Posted by: powerismygame
if you get a sled stuck you have somthing wrong. lmao.
ok back to the subject !
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powerismygame, sled as in snowmobile. not sled as in tobaggoning. haha. cowlamb same here, it would still be nice to get some more tho.
i knew what it was, and again, when you get a sled stuck you must have a problem!
or SKI-DOO SUCKS AS MUCH AS MY FREIND SAYS!
Posted by: powerismygame
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Originally posted by: scottwvu
The stupidest thing I ever did was knock up my girlfriend on a Monday, then knock up her best friend on a Friday.
Ended up marrying the best friend.....
and now I have two beautiful "mistake" little girls that I love very much!!!
Life can be funny.....
LMFAO thats not right.
Posted by: powerismygame
was wisky involved?
Posted by: Baconbits
hhhhhhhhhmmmmmm.... at the time I had no atv so I was riding helmetless with fourwheelers and friends. I was riding (not driving because I was too little) with my friend on his driveway and so my other friend ... she was riding her atv and they went to high five and ride and the same time. ( stupid eh?) Anyway, they had helmets; I had no helmet, so they high fived but instead they collided and I flew off the back end and my head hit a tree. Yea it hurt, but I was lucky I didn't have a concussion or severe head injury. So kids thats why you where a helmet! ( I'm talking to myself to because I'm 13)
Posted by: Megan
Not sure if this is the dumbest thing I have ever done being a blonde and all. Just kidding. It is the most recent stupidest thing I have done though. I use to have a Ford Escape and as I was pulling in the driveway talking on my cell phone when I see this Huskie in my front yard and one of my fiances friends knocking on the door. My fiance opens the door and both of my German Shepherds come flying out the door. Well my boy does not like other boy dogs so I am freaking out thinking he is going to get in a fight w/ this Huskie. He is already infront of the Huskie growling. I jump out of the car and am trying to avoid them getting into a fight. Well then I hear Jeff screaming your car is moving. I turn around and sure enough my car is headed towards my back yard. I realize I never turned it off or put it in park. I am in a panic half way in my car trying to hit the breaks and hit the gas! LOL. I ran my foot over and my car landed in between 2 retaining walls. Spent the evening in the hospital but thank god I did not break anything. pics of rescue
Let's just say the ole fiance was not too happy w/ me for a few hours after this.
Posted by: Megan
Actually I am a natural blonde. I am glad to see that some one else has done this though because I thought I was the only one. Thanks on the congrats. She sure is pretty is'nt she
Posted by: Megan
Wow!
I guess it is safe to say they are no longer best friends. Huh?
Posted by: Megan
Lol. You are sooo not right. But funny you are.
Posted by: Megan
At first I thought you were kidding, but then I saw you were from Canada. DNR ist the Department of Natural Resources. They are kind of like police officers for the parks.
Posted by: IdahoVinnie
Replied to stupid posts...
Just kidding. LOL
You are right tho. It will bring out the "best" of many!
Posted by: IdahoVinnie
Once I put Armoral on a snowmobile seat to make it shine. I went ripping around the first corner, and nearly slid right off of the seat. And it didn't get any better the rest of the day.
Now, the dull sheen looks just fine...
Posted by: 191145
At least Ford circled the problem!!
Posted by: 191145
Point??
Posted by: 191145
Agreed.
Posted by: 191145
Spell check is easy to do.
Posted by: razrbakcrzy
Riding with my son's last March. It rains alot in March in Arkansas and is still fairly chilly about 45 degrees on a warm day. This paticular day it was about 40 and partially cloudy. We are riding under the interstate bridge when we come out the other side we have to cross a large mud puddle, my oldest son is riding his dirt bike he goes first around the edge of the puddle my youngest son trys to go around the edge also. When here I come around the corner and see him, I get the big idea to fly through the puddle and get him soaking wet and laugh at him. I down shift and loft the front tires of my lt250r about 6 to 8 inches in the air and hit the puddle at about 25 to 30 miles an hour, the front tires then hook the water and pitched my big old ass off the right hand side of the quad and into the middle of that mud puddle. My oldest son was watching from the other side of the puddle said I knocked all the water out of the puddle for a minute then it all ran right back into it. I hydroplaned up the dirt road about 25 feet and barley got a scratch. They came running over to me and I was laying there laughing my ass off at being so stupid. I got just what I deserved!
Posted by: YamahaFanatic5
ride my dirt bike into a 4ft deep mudhole on a trail. damn thing wouldn't start had to get towed back 10 miles to the truck.
Posted by: YamahaFanatic5
no i jumped off and winched it out. fixed it at camp at hatfield mccoy trails rode it the next day went home and sold it. now i got a raptor 660r
Posted by: YamahaFanatic5
i know but that day was stressful
Posted by: YamahaFanatic5
lol
Posted by: Tolaidback2care
OK yea ready? Late one night i woke up ,got out of bed ,went outta my room , and went through the hallway to
my bathroom to take a late night piss. LOL!!! Well needless to say, I wasnt at my house. I was at a good friends
hunting camp. Being that I was half kicked in the ass and still 95percent asleep i followed my normal every night route and it led my to his fireplace. There was still 3 of my buddies up sitting there enjoying the evening and a few more brews. So i finished my late night piss and went back to bed never knowing anything ever happend,
Till the next morning when they all told me and showed me the pictures. LOL I'll never live that one down!!!
Took about 2 weeks for the smell 2 finally burn off.
Posted by: Tolaidback2care
Well luckily they sold the camp earlier this year.,They havent said anything in 2 years but im pretty sure it will come back up every now and then.
Posted by: Tolaidback2care
Im pretty sure it had to be!!!Was back in the days when i didnt give a rats ass now that i matured alot i just dont care. LOL