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Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I guess I am out of touch with the term nesting so I don't have a clue what you are referring too.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Bradracer18
You know......a nest............like......when you are getting ready to go and you don't have a clue what a$$ has sat on there before you......so you use 1/2 a roll of tp on the seat and then sit on it......
If you use 1/2 roll you have created one heck of a cushy nest.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Bradracer18
You know......a nest............like......when you are getting ready to go and you don't have a clue what a$$ has sat on there before you......so you use 1/2 a roll of tp on the seat and then sit on it......
If you use 1/2 roll you have created one heck of a cushy nest.
I thought that's why they made those butt gaskets. So ya wouldn't use up all your wipin material.
I see, I always thought those were eating bibbs for the babies and thought it was kinda strange they had them in the rest rooms.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Bradracer18
You know......a nest............like......when you are getting ready to go and you don't have a clue what a$$ has sat on there before you......so you use 1/2 a roll of tp on the seat and then sit on it......
If you use 1/2 roll you have created one heck of a cushy nest.
I thought that's why they made those butt gaskets. So ya wouldn't use up all your wipin material.
I see, I always thought those were eating bibbs for the babies and thought it was kinda strange they had them in the rest rooms.
Those bibs are for babies? hr>
We call em Texas T shirts out here in ca. hr>
All Right, free T shirts in the rest rooms and they are already pre stretched with that big hole.
Now that's what I am talking about.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
man u must have alot of expierence...
if there are no trees then squat and bring TP with you.
If there are no trees you must dig a latreen first. BR>
Here is a real nice one! Latreen
The ones I build are usually just a ditch in the ground and add a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom cut out for a perch.
LOL,
MrDumass what are you showing us in that linkBR>
That looks like love to me.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
man u must have alot of expierence...
if there are no trees then squat and bring TP with you.
If there are no trees you must dig a latreen first. BR>
Here is a real nice one! Latreen
The ones I build are usually just a ditch in the ground and add a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom cut out for a perch.
LOL,
MrDumass what are you showing us in that linkBR>
That looks like love to me.
That's Outstanding raptory! hr>
Its true love of the nest.
Now that's what I am talking about!!!
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
What exactly are these notes you're referring too? Who wrote them? Mods?
Sure my nomination for most valuable member is in there.
Oh yes the nest of notes!!!
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Oh yes the nest of notes!!!
I have no nest of notes apparently I am found to be boring. hr>
I looked at yours and it was kinda like I got lost in that space, black hole, nothing.
Posted by: RacinJason
CHILDREN!
Why do you think the mfgs. have given us the rear grab bar...just click her in gear grab the rear bar with feet propped against tires and take care of business...then climb back on the machine(after a good baby wipin) and burn out like a dog
This is the worst topic in a long time
the grossest in the forum may appreciate this site, butt be forewarned I'm not sure why you would view this sight
DO NOT USE THIS LINK...YOU WILL BE VERY SORRY
Posted by: RacinJason
FEMA should have called me....I know all about relief efforts
Posted by: RacinJason
this post is crap!!
Posted by: LTZ
ah yes the notes! Some are very entertaining(OFC) and others are more like a "rap" sheet(OFC again)
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Bradracer18
You know......a nest............like......when you are getting ready to go and you don't have a clue what a$$ has sat on there before you......so you use 1/2 a roll of tp on the seat and then sit on it......
If you use 1/2 roll you have created one heck of a cushy nest.
I thought that's why they made those butt gaskets. So ya wouldn't use up all your wipin material.
I see, I always thought those were eating bibbs for the babies and thought it was kinda strange they had them in the rest rooms.
Those bibs are for babies? hr>
We call em Texas T shirts out here in ca. hr>
Dang liberal free lovin hippies.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
I use the tree as back support and sit without having a seat.
Yes that works to, but I have slipped off the back rest tree, and that gets nasty. Plus my feet are to close to the drop zone and I dont like that either. Once my bib overall staps got hit, and I could not figure out why I was smelling crap for like a hour. It was a bad deal!
My way gives you good leverage and puts your inards in line for a direct and to the point drop. Try it next time. hr>
I'm anal retentive.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
I find flushable wet wipes give you that all-day fresh feeling.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I find flushable wet wipes give you that all-day fresh feeling.
just like Orbit wintermint GUMhr>
If you say so, but that seems like a funny place to put it.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
What exactly are these notes you're referring too? Who wrote them? Mods?
Sure my nomination for most valuable member is in there.
Posted by: Bradracer18
Ok guys.......I was just comfronted today.........so I need to know. How many of you make a nest when you go #2 in a public place??? I sure do!!!
Posted by: Bradracer18
You know......a nest............like......when you are getting ready to go and you don't have a clue what a$$ has sat on there before you......so you use 1/2 a roll of tp on the seat and then sit on it......
Posted by: Bradracer18
lol.........up here at school(college).......we don't get those fancy butt gaskets. We have to build and design our own.......lol. You never know what the guy before you has......so I never sit on the bare seat. Another good thing about the nests.....is that it is a good indicator if someone has peed on the seat.......hence the wet spot in your nest. I hate those guys that are too afraid to use the urnal(sp?).....
Posted by: motox26
If you have to go #2 out in the woods in the fall when the leaves are down, what do you use for toilet paper?
A) Your sock
B) A pine cone or stick
C) The good ol' hand
I have used the techniques of "A" and "B" during deer season.
Posted by: motox26
Yeah I may have TP in the truck, but what if your wwaaayyyy out there and have to drop a bomb?!
Posted by: motox26
ROFLMAO R660r!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Yet another thread has been spun! I guess the first post in this thread is a good indication that it was going to happen. LOL BR>
R660r, you need a big stamp with red ink that spell "S-P-U-N". And on evey thread we spin stamp it across the title.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: RacinJason
CHILDREN!
Why do you think the mfgs. have given us the rear grab bar...just click her in gear grab the rear bar with feet propped against tires and take care of business...then climb back on the machine(after a good baby wipin) and burn out like a dog
This is brilliant!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
You should see your notes. LMAO
Is it that bad? I wanna see!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Im tellin ya.. I think. RacinJason Deserves The ATVConnection Outdoor Relief award hr>
I was think along these same lines! I think this "RacinJason Gets The ATVConnection Outdoor Relief Award " should be in his sig!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
What exactly are these notes you're referring too? Who wrote them? Mods?
Sure my nomination for most valuable member is in there.
LOL, we havn't done it recently, but me and RL has been in quite a few heated threads cracking on morons!
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Isn't this just magical! First Moto now you too? WWWEEEELLLLLLL! lets just livin things up shall we?!!
I've been waiting to see your rath thruout the forums. You havn't been locked up yet.BR>
Go pick on some Polaris guys or sumpin, they always get riled up and Im sure you can do something to get temporarely banned and have a record! Then you'll be BR>
Unless your......CHICKEN!
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That's what you think!
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LOL
Posted by: hellyeh
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
What exactly are these notes you're referring too? Who wrote them? Mods?
Sure my nomination for most valuable member is in there.
Oh yes the nest of notes!!!
Its kinda like when your sittin cuffed in the back of the cop car and the officer keeps hitting page down learnin about you and he often chuckles. hr>
One of the many high points for you eh buddy ?
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Its kinda like when your sittin cuffed in the back of the cop car and the officer keeps hitting page down learnin about you and he often chuckles. hr>
One of the many high points for you eh buddy ?
Ive sat in the back enough times to figure out now how to stay out of em I enjoy hangin just barely on the side of the law... hr>
Yeah i used to play with the feds too when i was a bad arse punk . When they would ask my name i would shout it out using their call signs and end it with SIR !! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Yeah i used to play with the feds too when i was a bad arse punk . When they would ask my name i would shout it out using their call signs and end it with SIR !! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
That doesnt sound like the H I know. LMAO hr>
Oh i was no angel when i was growing up , but the main thing is............... I GREW UP . I still feel kittenish on occasion , i'm just smart enough now to pick the times . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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I still feel kittenish on occasion , i'm just smart enough now to pick the times . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
LMAO img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Now that's the H I know!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I guess I am out of touch with the term nesting so I don't have a clue what you are referring too.
Your not alone.
Posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: motox26
If you have to go #2 out in the woods in the fall when the leaves are down, what do you use for toilet paper?
A) Your sock
B) A pine cone or stick
C) The good ol' hand
I have used the techniques of "A" and "B" during deer season.hr>
I thought ever off roader had a roll of TP in their truck. Ill bet I could have damm near sold a roll of TP for $10.00 at times.
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Originally posted by: motox26
Yeah I may have TP in the truck, but what if your wwaaayyyy out there and have to drop a bomb?!
Fanny Pack!
Posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Back pack! Even on the quad ya never know when ya have to drop a duece.
On a quad you could carry a 4 pack of double roll Charmin
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Bradracer18
You know......a nest............like......when you are getting ready to go and you don't have a clue what a$$ has sat on there before you......so you use 1/2 a roll of tp on the seat and then sit on it......
If you use 1/2 roll you have created one heck of a cushy nest.
I thought that's why they made those butt gaskets. So ya wouldn't use up all your wipin material.
I see, I always thought those were eating bibbs for the babies and thought it was kinda strange they had them in the rest rooms.
Those bibs are for babies? hr>
We call em Texas T shirts out here in ca. BR>
Posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
All Right, free T shirts in the rest rooms and they are already pre stretched with that big hole.
Now that's what I am talking about.
Thats what Im talking about too!!
Posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
I use the tree as back support and sit without having a seat.
Posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: motox26
Yet another thread has been spun! I guess the first post in this thread is a good indication that it was going to happen. LOL BR>
R660r, you need a big stamp with red ink that spell "S-P-U-N". And on evey thread we spin stamp it across the title.hr>
You should see your notes. LMAO
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: motox26
Yet another thread has been spun! I guess the first post in this thread is a good indication that it was going to happen. LOL BR>
R660r, you need a big stamp with red ink that spell "S-P-U-N". And on evey thread we spin stamp it across the title.hr>
You should see your notes. LMAO
I like it Moto. BR>
MWQ, What do mine say? I wanna see.
Your boring.....Now OFC has some good stuff in his. A excellent and funny read.
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Originally posted by: motox26
LOL, we havn't done it recently, but me and RL has been in quite a few heated threads cracking on morons! hr>
Excelent reading, let me tell you. LMAO
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Oh yes the nest of notes!!!
Nest, is a good word for it.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: RacinJason
this post is crap!!
YES SIR, You are correct sir.. All About Crap
This is a very crappy thread!
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Originally posted by: LTZevil400
ah yes the notes! Some are very entertaining(OFC) and others are more like a "rap" sheet(OFC again) hr>
LMAO
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Originally posted by: hellyeh
Yeah i used to play with the feds too when i was a bad arse punk . When they would ask my name i would shout it out using their call signs and end it with SIR !! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
That doesnt sound like the H I know. LMAO
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Originally posted by: motox26
Yeah I may have TP in the truck, but what if your wwaaayyyy out there and have to drop a bomb?!
I always carry like cleanex or babywipes or moist toweletts or regular old buttwipe in my backpack..
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
Dont pee in your pants while your pushin though
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: RacinJason
CHILDREN!
Why do you think the mfgs. have given us the rear grab bar...just click her in gear grab the rear bar with feet propped against tires and take care of business...then climb back on the machine(after a good baby wipin) and burn out like a dog
This is brilliant!
Im tellin ya.. I think. RacinJason Deserves The ATVConnection Outdoor Relief award
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: motox26
Yet another thread has been spun! I guess the first post in this thread is a good indication that it was going to happen. LOL BR>R660r, you need a big stamp with red ink that spell "S-P-U-N". And on evey thread we spin stamp it across the title.hr>
You should see your notes. LMAO
I like it Moto. BR>MWQ, What do mine say? I wanna see.
Your boring.....Now OFC has some good stuff in his. A excellent and funny read.
LMAO. Those early Threads I was involved in lockdown. was goooood stuff for sure. there was 2 or 3 a day that Rescue would lock up
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
What exactly are these notes you're referring too? Who wrote them? Mods?
Sure my nomination for most valuable member is in there.
Oh yes the nest of notes!!!
Its kinda like when your sittin cuffed in the back of the cop car and the officer keeps hitting page down learnin about you and he often chuckles.
Posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: RacinJason
this post is crap!!
YES SIR, You are correct sir.. All About Crap
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Originally posted by: hellyeh
Its kinda like when your sittin cuffed in the back of the cop car and the officer keeps hitting page down learnin about you and he often chuckles. hr>
One of the many high points for you eh buddy ?
Ive sat in the back enough times to figure out now how to stay out of em I enjoy hangin just barely on the side of the law...
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: LTZevil400
ah yes the notes! Some are very entertaining(OFC) and others are more like a "rap" sheet(OFC again) hr>
Sounds like OFC has been spanked so many times his rump has become callused. hr>
Somthin to that effect
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Bradracer18
Ok guys.......I was just comfronted today.........so I need to know. How many of you make a nest when you go #2 in a public place??? I sure do!!!
If'n I'am in a public chitter, I hover! In the woods, anything goes, but the hand MOTOX! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
I dunno about making a lil nest for the turds to lay in peace though either.
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Originally posted by: Bradracer18
You know......a nest............like......when you are getting ready to go and you don't have a clue what a$$ has sat on there before you......so you use 1/2 a roll of tp on the seat and then sit on it......
Nope, just hover, but look out for splash!
Posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up.
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
man u must have alot of expierence...
if there are no trees then squat and bring TP with you.
If there are no trees you must dig a latreen first. BR>
Here is a real nice one! Latreen
The ones I build are usually just a ditch in the ground and add a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom cut out for a perch.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
I use the tree as back support and sit without having a seat.
Yes that works to, but I have slipped off the back rest tree, and that gets nasty. Plus my feet are to close to the drop zone and I dont like that either. Once my bib overall staps got hit, and I could not figure out why I was smelling crap for like a hour. It was a bad deal!
My way gives you good leverage and puts your inards in line for a direct and to the point drop. Try it next time.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
man u must have alot of expierence...
if there are no trees then squat and bring TP with you.
If there are no trees you must dig a latreen first. BR>
Here is a real nice one! Latreen
The ones I build are usually just a ditch in the ground and add a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom cut out for a perch.
Used enough of those in the Gulf war.
In the woods I usually find a fallen tree, hang the butt over the back side and enjoy the view of the mountains. hr>
I figured that would look familar.
Aww man, but the boys are left to fend for themselves. Tic's and chiggers prevent me from going that route.
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
man u must have alot of expierence...
if there are no trees then squat and bring TP with you.
If there are no trees you must dig a latreen first. BR>
Here is a real nice one! Latreen
The ones I build are usually just a ditch in the ground and add a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom cut out for a perch.
LOL,
MrDumass what are you showing us in that linkBR>
That looks like love to me.
Thats not my link! It does look like stink bugs gettin it on though.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I find flushable wet wipes give you that all-day fresh feeling.
just like Orbit wintermint GUMhr>
Sounds more like a feminane product to me.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
Dont pee in your pants while your pushin though hr>
Oh, I forgot, you have to leave your pants at your knees. That allows for your willy to hang low enough to clear your drawers. If it happens to be cold, cold, cold, you have to use one hand to hold yourself up, while using the other to direct willy.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Oh yes the nest of notes!!!
I have no nest of notes apparently I am found to be boring. hr>
My nest of notes has been put in the archives, I'am no longer on the watch program. I hope!
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Originally posted by: motox26
That's what you think! hr>
I know, thats what I tell myself, but I know better!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
man u must have alot of expierence...
if there are no trees then squat and bring TP with you.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
I use the tree as back support and sit without having a seat.
yep that most definently works to
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
man u must have alot of expierence...
if there are no trees then squat and bring TP with you.
If there are no trees you must dig a latreen first. BR>
Here is a real nice one! Latreen
The ones I build are usually just a ditch in the ground and add a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom cut out for a perch.
man u go through alot of work just to take a DUKE lol
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I find flushable wet wipes give you that all-day fresh feeling.
just like Orbit wintermint GUM
Posted by: garrett5462
lol! this has been a pretty funny thread to read
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Originally posted by: motox26
If you have to go #2 out in the woods in the fall when the leaves are down, what do you use for toilet paper?
A) Your sock
B) A pine cone or stick
C) The good ol' hand
I have used the techniques of "A" and "B" during deer season.hr>
technique A.... many times in the past. but it stinks if your boots are wet and muddy...
hey, when u gotta go u gotta go.
and as for me, i prefer the hovering over the leaning against the tree but mr dumbasz is right, holding onto the tree and squaating sounds like a good technique....
i might give it a try some time.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: motox26
If you have to go #2 out in the woods in the fall when the leaves are down, what do you use for toilet paper?
A) Your sock
B) A pine cone or stick
C) The good ol' hand
I have used the techniques of "A" and "B" during deer season.hr>
I thought ever off roader had a roll of TP in their truck. Ill bet I could have damm near sold a roll of TP for $10.00 at times. hr>
Mountain money! Never go into the woods with out it. BR>
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: motox26
Yeah I may have TP in the truck, but what if your wwaaayyyy out there and have to drop a bomb?!
Fanny Pack! hr>
Back pack! Even on the quad ya never know when ya have to drop a duece.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Back pack! Even on the quad ya never know when ya have to drop a duece.
On a quad you could carry a 4 pack of double roll Charmin hr>
LOL, If I need that much I better go see a doctor. I prefer to carry a six pack though. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Bradracer18
You know......a nest............like......when you are getting ready to go and you don't have a clue what a$$ has sat on there before you......so you use 1/2 a roll of tp on the seat and then sit on it......
If you use 1/2 roll you have created one heck of a cushy nest.
I thought that's why they made those butt gaskets. So ya wouldn't use up all your wipin material.
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Bradracer18
You know......a nest............like......when you are getting ready to go and you don't have a clue what a$$ has sat on there before you......so you use 1/2 a roll of tp on the seat and then sit on it......
If you use 1/2 roll you have created one heck of a cushy nest.
I thought that's why they made those butt gaskets. So ya wouldn't use up all your wipin material.
I see, I always thought those were eating bibbs for the babies and thought it was kinda strange they had them in the rest rooms.
Those bibs are for babies? BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
We call em Texas T shirts out here in ca. hr>
LOL, Yes we do I forgot about that. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
man u must have alot of expierence...
if there are no trees then squat and bring TP with you.
If there are no trees you must dig a latreen first. BR>
Here is a real nice one! Latreen
The ones I build are usually just a ditch in the ground and add a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom cut out for a perch.
Used enough of those in the Gulf war.
In the woods I usually find a fallen tree, hang the butt over the back side and enjoy the view of the mountains. BR>
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I figured that would look familar.
Aww man, but the boys are left to fend for themselves. Tic's and chiggers prevent me from going that route.
Those are nicer than the ones we had at home base. Most of the time it was a fifty five gallon drum cut it half with peice of plywood with a hole for a seat.
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
When in the woods I have found that it is easiest, cleanest, and best to face a tree you can get your hands around and then lean back. Use your arm strength, and legs to hold you up. hr>
man u must have alot of expierence...
if there are no trees then squat and bring TP with you.
If there are no trees you must dig a latreen first. BR>
Here is a real nice one! Latreen
The ones I build are usually just a ditch in the ground and add a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom cut out for a perch.
LOL,
MrDumass what are you showing us in that linkBR>
That looks like love to me.
That's Outstanding raptory! BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: motox26
Yeah I may have TP in the truck, but what if your wwaaayyyy out there and have to drop a bomb?!
I always carry like cleanex or babywipes or moist toweletts or regular old buttwipe in my backpack..
Regular ole TP for me when huntin, I don't need to smell like a suculent newborn out in the wilderness.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: motox26
Yet another thread has been spun! I guess the first post in this thread is a good indication that it was going to happen. LOL BR>
R660r, you need a big stamp with red ink that spell "S-P-U-N". And on evey thread we spin stamp it across the title.hr>
You should see your notes. LMAO
I like it Moto. BR>
MWQ, What do mine say? I wanna see.
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Originally posted by: RacinJason
CHILDREN!
Why do you think the mfgs. have given us the rear grab bar...just click her in gear grab the rear bar with feet propped against tires and take care of business...then climb back on the machine(after a good baby wipin) and burn out like a dog
Reckon I'm gonna have to try that one some time.
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Your boring.....
Isn't this just magical! First Moto now you too? WWWEEEELLLLLLL! lets just livin things up shall we?!!
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Oh yes the nest of notes!!!
I have no nest of notes apparently I am found to be boring. BR>
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Originally posted by: RacinJason
this post is crap!!
Make sure to wipe when your done. BR>
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Isn't this just magical! First Moto now you too? WWWEEEELLLLLLL! lets just livin things up shall we?!!
I've been waiting to see your rath thruout the forums. You havn't been locked up yet.BR>
Go pick on some Polaris guys or sumpin, they always get riled up and Im sure you can do something to get temporarely banned and have a record! Then you'll be BR>
Unless your......CHICKEN!hr>
Your prodding me? Would you like my wrath to start with you? I can surely unleash hells hounds upon your heels at any time!
I think your monkey has given Oral Copulation to every spinner but me and MWQ is it an age discrimination thing? I think one shot of "Ole Doc horsemens Wonder White Root Oil" would do that monkey a world good. His fur will be brighter and more managable.
If you want I can continue with you. Fair warning it will only get worse. That is a miniscule microscopic taste.
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Oh Moto, I almost forgot......... BR>
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Originally posted by: hellyeh
Its kinda like when your sittin cuffed in the back of the cop car and the officer keeps hitting page down learnin about you and he often chuckles. hr>
One of the many high points for you eh buddy ?
Ive sat in the back enough times to figure out now how to stay out of em I enjoy hangin just barely on the side of the law... hr>
Personally I don't want a rap sheet. I like walkin a fine line. A hairs thickness at times but never crossing over.
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Originally posted by: LTZevil400
ah yes the notes! Some are very entertaining(OFC) and others are more like a "rap" sheet(OFC again) hr>
Sounds like OFC has been spanked so many times his rump has become callused. BR>
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Originally posted by: hellyeh
I still feel kittenish on occasion , i'm just smart enough now to pick the times . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
LMAO img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Now that's the H I know!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Brad, that is wrong man...
But if you're keepin score...no nest.
Bomber to bombardier, we are over target...
