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Originally posted by: Duckmen
The problem is though you had the oppertunities your dumb ass didnt capitolize on them samson. OFC is the man when it comes to these Tactics.. He is a He-Man Woman hater from the old school. and can be one manipulative mother Trucker!!! you wanna play games and mess with the girlies. OFC will tell ya. If you wanna be a nice guy and get your heart broken... I can tell ya bout that I like OFCs approach to treatin women like what they are.. Objects to be used The Networking Idea that samson brings up is quite handy. works best when your girl likes to kiss n tell though. You rock her world and she tells her friends and then she has basically set you up for doin all her friends.. hr>
Duckman leave the room.
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Originally posted by: 1988fast250x
thanks for everything im gonna get over her and move on!! .. thats some good thought find out who i am.. NICE that was really helpfull OFC well i just want to say there is something about one fly cowboy and tracker pacter that i really respect!! thanks for everything
Well, you brought my name in so I'll tell you what I went through. I was 15 and thought I had the girl of my dreams. We were boyfriend/girlfriend all through hi school. We got married at the age of 20, and got divorsed 10 months later. What you and some girl want from life now, compares nothing to what those 2 adults will want later.
I re married at the age of 26, and sometimes think we were too young. It is going great though, and I will be a dad in 4 months.
All I really want to say is make sure to grow up before its too late.
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
My motto "Never get so attached to anything in your life that you can't leave it in 30 seconds when you feel the Heat around the corner"
LMAO...I saw that movie. BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Man was made in God's image, woman was made of man. Maybe that's the whole problem? They're like a inferior forgery of the original! hr>
No, we are the upgraded and improved model. We're smarter, better looking, and we definitely smell better. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> LOL
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Man was made in God's image, woman was made of man. Maybe that's the whole problem? They're like a inferior forgery of the original! hr>
No, we are the upgraded and improved model. We're smarter, better looking, and we definitely smell better. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> LOL
Well....2 outta 3 ain't bad RC! hr>
All right, We do smell better and we're smarter, and most of us are better looking...forgot about all the fatzillas
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Originally posted by: Webopper
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...forgot about all the fatzillas
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Hey!!! Why you draggin me into this???...oh, wait, no, ok, sorry, that was my sensitive side coming out. I hear fatzilla and figure you HAVE to be talking about me!!! hr>
Hi There! long time no see...how's it going?
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
All right, We do smell better and we're smarter, and most of us are better looking...forgot about all the fatzillas
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Thats not the 2 I was thinking of. hr>
Care to elaborate on that? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Webopper
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...forgot about all the fatzillas
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Hey!!! Why you draggin me into this???...oh, wait, no, ok, sorry, that was my sensitive side coming out. I hear fatzilla and figure you HAVE to be talking about me!!! hr>
If I ever got in touch with my feminine side, I'd slap the B!atch! hr>
LMAO img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Webopper
Good, good, good...just got back from my bow hunting adventure, all little animals are safe for another year, but good times.
How's you???
I'm doing good. Still hanging out and giving these guys alot of chit. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
So all the critters are safe? lol Where did you go hunting?
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
All right, We do smell better and we're smarter, and most of us are better looking...forgot about all the fatzillas
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Thats not the 2 I was thinking of. hr>
Care to elaborate on that? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Looking at your avatar, I can definately think of two things He improved on! hr>
PERVS!!!! LOL BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Webopper
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Where did you go hunting?
Arizona just south of the Utah border...Kaibab forrest. Beautiful area. Some good riding too...
Is it desert terrain or more mountains?
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Care to elaborate on that? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Not Really Mistress RC. hr>
LOL...it's ok, RL made sure to clarify. BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Webopper
Just bough a brand new mini-DV camera with still capability for the trip also...left that sucker at home chargin...img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
That sucks you left it at home...lol
So what kind did ya get?
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Don't dance but I enjoy an occasional spanking. hr>
Have you been a bad boy img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
RL, sounds like OFC wants to spank you. LMAO img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyOr next time RC is down in the area covering some races. I'll send it with her hr>
Just send a whip with RC! I'd get on all fours and start singing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' for her! hr>
That can be arranged...would you prefer a standard bullwhip or a cat-o-nine tails? LOL BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Hes only been here a week OFC, He has no idea who you are. Imagine that? LOL hr>
I cant By that. Im everywhere... Like the wind... you can always feel me but can ya see me hr>
the legend of OFC.... LMAO BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyOr next time RC is down in the area covering some races. I'll send it with her hr>
Just send a whip with RC! I'd get on all fours and start singing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' for her! hr>
That can be arranged...would you prefer a standard bullwhip or a cat-o-nine tails? LOL hr>
Just remember we're taking turns. hr>
No, It's my way or no way...besides, I don't think you'd have much to say about it when you're handcuffed. LOL
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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the legend of OFC.... LMAO hr>
Thats right. you'll be tellin your grandkids about me hr>
Oh really...and just what would I be telling them about you?
If they were girls, it would probably be something like...watch out for this old perverted guy that calls himself OFC.... LOL j/k BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Webopper
See, that's what this whole thread is about. Men and women giving and takin of themselves...bringing a tear to my eye...that's beautiful.
LMAO...what? you want me to break out the whips on you too? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> j/k
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Oh really...and just what would I be telling them about you?
If they were girls, it would probably be something like...watch out for this old perverted guy that calls himself OFC.... LOL j/k hr>
sniffles~
That hurts... that really Hurts... BR>
Your not even gonna tell them about their grampa hr>
LMAO...ok, I'll tell 'em. BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
You're name's not like Manson or Dahmer is it? hr>
Aint those guys... or at least one of them from around these parts? Greater Seattle Area... Home to the Nations most notorious serial killers.. Hell Gary Ridgeway add him to the list hr>
Manson was from North cali or something, and dahmer was from back east...
We had Ted Bundy...
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
... you know i find allotta girls love to give a guy a good slap on the ass.. i dunno what it is. but if your in the right situation and you offer. almost all with slap ya BR>
I would! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Oh really...and just what would I be telling them about you?
If they were girls, it would probably be something like...watch out for this old perverted guy that calls himself OFC.... LOL j/k hr>
RC, that is the funniest thing you have ever posted. ROFLMAO hr>
Why thank you MWQ, glad I could make you laugh
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
Manson was from North cali or something, and dahmer was from back east...
We had Ted Bundy...
Manson was down south, unless he originally was from N. Cali.
Dahmer was from Fresno but moved and committed his crimes in Minneapolis (I think...well in the upper mid-west). His mom used to work for a place my mom later worked at...she had a big portrait of him in her office...her clients weren't too happy about that. She worked for an HIV/AIDS service provider.
Bundy moved around didn't he? I know Florida got him in the end. Crazy bastage wanted to try and beat the death penalty.
You sure seem to know an aweful lot about serial killers B&RW...is there something you're not telling us? LMAO img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
There is a reason it's called a "committed" relationship, we drive each other crazy, that's life.
We? When the hell did you turn into a female? Chicks should advertise this stuff on male dominated web sites, you know it? hr>
Its Cody Or Moe
This is another thing about bein married... you have to share things. like Email accounts and stuff. hr>
Oh hell no...I don't share my email accounts/ID's with anyone!
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
All females should have "kitty in the bush" in their sig or something. hr>
I don't need to do that, it's pretty obvious I'm female.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
.. Im thinkin your a drag queen hr>
LOL.... out of all these guys you're the one who knows better than that. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
Oh hell no...I don't share my email accounts/ID's with anyone!
And I don't share my racing number! hr>
Me either...so quit copying me motox!LOL BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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.. Im thinkin your a drag queen hr>
LOL.... out of all these guys you're the one who knows better than that. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Maybe thats why i think your a drag queen hr>
but then what does that make you? BR>
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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.. Im thinkin your a drag queen hr>
LOL.... out of all these guys you're the one who knows better than that. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Maybe thats why i think your a drag queen hr>
but then what does that make you? hr>
Qu@@r as a $3 bill! hr>
ROTFLMAO....thank you RL BR>
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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but then what does that make you? hr>
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> well.. Umm..
LOL...I'm just messin' with ya.
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: garrett5462
i was seeing this girl for about 3 months.....................................but then someone stole my binoculars out from under the seat of my quad so now thats over.hr>
LMAOBR>
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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All females should have "kitty in the bush" in their sig or something. hr>
I don't need to do that, it's pretty obvious I'm female. hr>
I dunno, those doctors can do some pretty amazing things now days! BR>
j/p RC! hr>
You know, if you guys feel that way, maybe I should change my avatar to something more appropriate...BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Didn't OFC Make the claim he was a greek god born from the Goddess Aphradite? Does any one remember that?
Yup. i remember. WHATS YOUR POINT 1 OF 4?
If my memory of Greek Mythology serves me correctly...... and it does. Aphrodite took Hermes as her consort. Then the two of them had offspring a race called Hermaphradites.BR>
Did ya ever think those words would come back to bite you in the a$$? hr>
OFC looks pretty normal to me....a little on the large side, but normal. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
OFC looks pretty normal to me....a little on the large side, but normal. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Bet he was thinking the same thing about you. hr>
Whatcha trying to say RL...you got penis envy? LOL j/p
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I think it's always a bad thing Moe, unless it's like a toothbrush or underwear.
Dude...are you saying you wear your wife's underwear?BR>
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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OFC looks pretty normal to me....a little on the large side, but normal. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Bet he was thinking the same thing about you. hr>
SEE! I try to pay a compliment and stuff just doesn't come out right. MY ol lady woulda belted me for that one. BR>
Stupid is as Samson does.
LMAO Good thing you noticed it LMAO I think even RC woulda pelted ya
LOL...I knew what he was talking about. BR>
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: yfz26sorry, i'm not going into details in a public forum...hr>
Hey, you asked and I tried to answer best I could from my own experiences. Not every situation is the same. You have to make your own way.
You'll have to forgive yfz26...she wasn't trying to be mean, she's been dealin' with some chit the last couple days and was still just feelin' the after effects of last night. BR>She's gone for the day now, so RC is back. BR>
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Originally posted by: Duckmen
Sooo OFC What R you doin to make chicken farmers nervous.? You been out raiding the hen house agin?
If OFC is interested in the two legged, feathered variety for getting his kicks, maybe Duckmen had better be careful and keep an eye on his backdoor. BR>
Posted by: jaycekarl10
Duckmen.....the Dr. Phil of internet forums that discuss the proper protocol on scoring with freshmen....LOL!!!
Posted by: jaycekarl10
Don't get yourself all locked up. Down the road, you'll look at this and realize all the sh!t you would have went through to make it work, then you will shudder at such a thought. Listen to the ladies here, they are being straight up with ya which you won't get from your ex.
Bottom line, if you don't understand what they are saying, and you're getting a bad feeling about it, your bad feeling is usually right. You got a lotta playin to get to.....SO MOVE IT!!!!
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Can somebody tell me what a wemon is? lol!
Women are more complex and indirect than men. Tend to focus on form more than function. And yes, they tend to be more emotional than rational.
That's ok, because we love 'em anyway!
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Originally posted by: Girlygirl
Hmmm. You boys have it all wrong, Woman do think, the problem is they think TOO much. Where as guys just do whatever pops into there empty little minds, which usually consists of .....eat...sleep......s3x.....scratch....sleep
That's not true. We think about s3x 10 times more than anything else. 20 when looking at your pics.
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs Tend to focus on form more than function. And yes, they tend to be more emotional than rational.
These statements are not true in all cases. It ain't the form that matters, it's how it's made to function that counts. hr>
And 30 when looking at yours! BR>
And I have form AND function, thank you very much!
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Originally posted by: Girlygirl
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyIts a feeling in you wich causes you to outburst such a thing.
its Which, your welcome
It is "you're" and you are welcome.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: 1988fast250x
well this took of better than i expected!!
well ok what do women mean when they say i want to take a brake i feel tied down???
Loosen the handcuffs.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I woulda told her she is full of chit when she broke out that "I Love you" Crap.. WTF too young. No clue what love is.. Tis why a majority of mariages today end in divorce. A bit of honest advice. Figure out who you are first. then find a girl that will fit with that. If the biatch wants to change you. Tell her to get to steppin. you are who you are and be happy with that bro. Besides honestly you are gonna experience so much between 17 and 27 that you will no longer be the same person. wait to get too serious. but string a few along in the process hr>
You're so right ofc. This is what I look like at 17 and this is what I looked like at 27. Some people say I didn't age very well.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
I was a Junior when some chick pulled that on me. She waited like a week to start the I LOVE YOU BS. Psycho slut would beg me back one day and run off with some other dude the next. They ain't worth it. Next time, keep a couple alternates on the side.
Change women like you change your underwear, at least once a week.
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WOMEN!!! as kewl as some are.... THEY ALL BELONG IN THE LOONY BIN hr>
Hey, it's OK they are diferent. If women were just like us....well....they'd be hairy and have nads.
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WOMEN!!! as kewl as some are.... THEY ALL BELONG IN THE LOONY BIN hr>
Hey, it's OK they are diferent. If women were just like us....well....they'd be hairy and have nads.
Hey some are hairy!hr>
Must have been a blind date?
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Have a neighbor I thought was a guy the first time I saw her. Least I'm fairly sure it's a she. BR>
Nice enough fella I guess.
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Have a neighbor I thought was a guy the first time I saw her. Least I'm fairly sure it's a she. BR>
Nice enough fella I guess.
LOL, your that LMAO, I bet its a doosey, you should get pics and post them in the hot guys thread. hr>
It's shirt with the sleeves tore out (muscle shirt? ) that throws me for a loop. My wife claims she dresses more butch than me. Hey, whatever. They don't get all lovey dovey in front of me or cram g** rights down my throat, I'll leave them be. Have been pretty good neighbors to be honest.
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We got new neighbors the other day. The lady of the house is hot! She is like 22-24, nice body dark hair. Thinking I should go over with a neighborly gift, to say hello, and welcome to the neighborhood, after I have a episode in my cheeto chair. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Take her some brownies.
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Originally posted by: raptorchick You know I'll retaliate...LOL hr>
She sorta looks like that Hooters chick anyway!
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy32 Prime pickins. hr>
You heard it from the pro! I'm prime pickens for all the single ladies out there.
Or the married ones. Makes no difference to me.
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You heard it from the pro! I'm prime pickens for all the single ladies out there.
Or the married ones. Makes no difference to me. hr>
Nope, you already went through your prime, its the womens that hit they peak at this time.
Women may enjoy it more at 32 but I enjoyed it more when they were 20. BR>
I'm old enough to know what I'm doing and young enough to do it more than once.......ok, but still more than once per week.
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Female Brain
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Originally posted by: Girlygirl
Poor OFC its okay you'll find someone to love you someday, lets all just hope it is a woman.
rotflmao! Ouch!
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Originally posted by: Girlygirl
Poor OFC its okay you'll find someone to love you someday, lets all just hope it is a woman.
EWWWW that's a kick in the nadsBR>
GG, you asked why is it always a battle of the sexes? Usually at get togethers Im on the girls side, that's because while me and the girls are talking usually they are changing or sumpin! Good thing Im not single, or Id probably have 5 kids by now!hr>
I sure hope that's not family get togethers. lol!
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I sure hope that's not family get togethers. lol!
Dam, you are just ripping me a new one todayhr>
Figured that's what happened when you sided with the men. BR>
You know I'm just funnin! lol!
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LMFAO!!!! Good one OFC! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
You to??!!
I know what it is with the guys anyways, I got it, a little jealousy because I am the latest and GREATEST thing in the "hot guys" thread.
Must be pre-teen idol week?
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Originally posted by: 1988fast250x
OK now im freeking ticked off!! you guys have to help me out on this one this one just BLOWS my mind!!!
last night she texted me at 11:30 at night she said "i just want you to know i love you!" i was like ok then today i was like then why in the hell did u break up with me she was like "i just dont want a b/f right now" and i was like what other guy do you like be honest we dont go out anymore and she was like " the only guy i like is u"
im freeking out right now so please help me understand!! i want everyone to help the crack this one yall have been doing a great job explaining everything to me and i greatly appreciate this so please help me out! im at the end of my rope!
You have her right where you want her. Be nice. Be real nice. Tell her you just want to take a step back and think about things. Call her, talk to her, hang out with her (some, but not too much). She is now your alternate. Go out and find somebody else. Save her for a rainy day. She's a play toy. Period.
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C. Just tell her you dont want a girlfriend right now either... But Friends with benifits is always kewl img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Naaaa! Naaaaa! I beat you to it! That's what you get for stealing my cheese!
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Nah, don't burn bridges. If you don't hook up with her, you prolly will want to with one of her friends. Network man, network. I've had as many opportunities with "friends" as girlfriends. Maybe more.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Look, you tell her to call you when she gets HER sh!t straight, you're putting the ball in her court. Grow some balls and YOU tell her when YOU'RE ready. Tell her if she's having second thoughts then somethings not right and YOU need time to YOUR sh!t together. Evertime she b!tches, remind her what SHE did as nicely as possible. Let the mental games begin.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Is she calling you or no? Is she saying she loves you or no? That ain't breaking up. You have the power. What I'm saying is offer no commitment. Don't give in. If she begs you back, don't do it. Don't ever say I love you back. Say PROVE YOU LOVE ME.
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Well i dunno man.. the whole prove you love me needs to be executed properly. Its not as easy as we all make it out to be. Takes the right facial expression and air of confidence. along with a hand on your zipper LMAO
Amen, it's all about timing. You can't just blurt stuff out. You ever hear the expression, "You can't fire me cause I quit!"? That's sorta what I'm talking about. Turn things around. I had a half dozen chicks come crawling back after pulling that. And I know it's crap but some chicks WANT to be abused. As soon as they start thinking your not a challenge, they think they can do better.
Remember, don't burn bridges. She fights, just walk away. "Sorry you feel that way." I've used that one a BUNCH.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Invite her places as a friend. If she shows great, if she shows no interest just say "WHATEVER, no biggy. See you Monday." But show up early and hit on every skank that comes through the door. Right now is an important time to find another chick and let her see it.
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Originally posted by: JeffinTD
You would come off looking like someone with some maturity and class.
Trying to do something to make her feel bad, or to use her, would just make you look like a jerk.
If he was 22, I'd agree.
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see but i dont want to look like a arse to her and her friends
She chose this path, not you. And that's the best part about it, btw. If you're "friends" you have free reign!
Been my experience being nice does not help in the short run (they'll call you every name in the book!), but they don't hold a grudge witout ammunition. Don't stir the pot. Don't put up with it. Walk away. It'll pay off later. Trust me. Had to get a few chicks I really didn't care about to figure this out.
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yes she did chose this path and she asked me can we still be friends and i said yes.. she knows not to cuse at me
Yeah! Wait until she sees you with someone else. lol!
Be first man! That's all I have to say.
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Oh geez! Have you heard a word I've said? Where's OFC?
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Are we tryin to teach this boy how to have multiple girls on the stringer at one time and keep them from knowing about eachother?
I preffer having multiple girls on the string and having them all know about eachother. way less stressfull hr>
I've done it both ways. Depends if they are the primary or alternates. Never cheated on a chick without the the #2 knowing about #1. Some get off on it. Number 3 didn't always know about #2 though. BUT NEVER go without a back-up plan. ALWAYS have alternate.
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When I started dating my wife.... #'s 2, 3 and 4 knew and none ever said a word. Never had so much fun in my life.
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When I started dating my wife.... #'s 2, 3 and 4 knew and none ever said a word. Never had so much fun in my life.
Yes.. this is much like my father. I learned at a young age. except my dad was dumb enough to come clean at some point. Freakin preachers anyway. what kinda example is that hr>
No Way!!! Preacher? You're kidding? And I wasn't married yet for the record. I've never cheated since saying, "I do".
But I ain't telling her, just the same!
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No Way!!! Preacher? You're kidding? And I wasn't married yet for the record. I've never cheated since saying, "I do".
But I ain't telling her, just the same! hr>
Pay attention. I've said it a million times im the wild son of the preacher man Even men of the cloth aint perfect. I guess god told him he was being a dumbass or sompin. I dont care to know the whole story cuz he hit his midlife crisis later in life and started goin outside his marriage and yeah. mom kicked his ass to the curb and he had to pay a significant quantity in child support and alimony. Aint many people who pay what he did. buddies of mine bitch about a few hundered a month or whatever. his was a few thousand a month just for me.
OK. I'm starting to understand you a little better.
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OK. I'm starting to understand you a little better.
Me too. Had you ever heard that before RL?
If I did, I thought he was kidding. Must be one of them new waive denominations.
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Man was made in God's image, woman was made of man. Maybe that's the whole problem? They're like a inferior forgery of the original!
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dude was married 30 years has 3 kids.. and decides he's g@y... WTF is that..
Yeah what is up with that? Bad performance by the wife maybe?
After 3 kids, her butt was prolly quite a bit tighter.
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Man was made in God's image, woman was made of man. Maybe that's the whole problem? They're like a inferior forgery of the original! hr>
No, we are the upgraded and improved model. We're smarter, better looking, and we definitely smell better. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> LOL
Well....2 outta 3 ain't bad RC!
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...forgot about all the fatzillas
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Hey!!! Why you draggin me into this???...oh, wait, no, ok, sorry, that was my sensitive side coming out. I hear fatzilla and figure you HAVE to be talking about me!!! hr>
If I ever got in touch with my feminine side, I'd slap the B!atch!
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All right, We do smell better and we're smarter, and most of us are better looking...forgot about all the fatzillas
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Thats not the 2 I was thinking of. hr>
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Looking at your avatar, I can definately think of two things He improved on!
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The person who came up with this forum starting a battle between the sexes needs to be shot. Thats all I ve gotta say about that.hr>
Oh simmer down. He wasn't talking about your mamma.
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Don't dance but I enjoy an occasional spanking.
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RL, I think OFC wants to spank you. LMAO img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
YES!!! I have a nice heavy Saddle leather Belt.. its even basket stamped.. It is capable of leavin a doosy of a welt on your ass. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
I'll pass.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyOr next time RC is down in the area covering some races. I'll send it with her hr>
Just send a whip with RC! I'd get on all fours and start singing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' for her!
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No he wasnt... just that women have control over everything. Men like us like to think we do, but if you really think hard about it... when she says you re not getting any, she means it, and theres not a darn thing we can do about it. Its kinda like this.... A guy goes to a bar and says " Hmmm I wonder if Im gonna get laid tonight... a gal goes into a bar she says... Hmm I wonder who Im gonna lay tonight. Get my drift.
Yet agin. Another rule of thumb that don't apply to OFC. had a girl try that once.. Guess what i told her?
Aww come on you gotta know OFC by now....BR>
Thats right "You wanna play this game, I'll get it somewhere else. Its your choice, I'll go bang kelly tonight if your not feelin up to it" or whatever other girls name i wanna spout off. When you got Game theres always another girl ready to ride whenever the phone rings hr>
That's what I'm talking about. When you're single, you're always working some new stink. Always have an alternate.
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Just send a whip with RC! I'd get on all fours and start singing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' for her! hr>
That can be arranged...would you prefer a standard bullwhip or a cat-o-nine tails? LOL hr>
Just remember we're taking turns.
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Just send a whip with RC! I'd get on all fours and start singing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' for her! hr>
That can be arranged...would you prefer a standard bullwhip or a cat-o-nine tails? LOL hr>
Just remember we're taking turns. hr>
No, It's my way or no way...besides, I don't think you'd have much to say about it when you're handcuffed. LOL
You're name's not like Manson or Dahmer is it?
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You know John Wayne Gacy liked 'em young and well hung too!
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No, It's my way or no way...besides, I don't think you'd have much to say about it when you're handcuffed. LOL
See, it's also about compromise. You have to give to receive. If ya want a whoopin by RC, and well, who doesn't, you got to be willing to go by her rules.
Oh, the things we do for love, or some reasonable facsimile of it....
Noooooo! Alternates! There are plenty of fat fingered girls out there willing to spank us, huh ofc? Just ask motox!
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Originally posted by: codyormoe I wish people would stop lumping all women into one group, believe it or not, we are all different. And I did bother figuring men out, when I was about 8. I just don't care anymore what your needs and motivations are, I have more important things to think about, like buying stock in viagra. BR>
There is a reason it's called a "committed" relationship, we drive each other crazy, that's life.
We? When the hell did you turn into a female? Chicks should advertise this stuff on male dominated web sites, you know it?
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I don't now why do you say this . everyone think a little or more but do not judge . because if you don't now something it not mean you ar stupid.
Your grammar sure looks familiar. Sell that trashed EX yet?
Corina? Maybe not??????
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There is a reason it's called a "committed" relationship, we drive each other crazy, that's life.
We? When the hell did you turn into a female? Chicks should advertise this stuff on male dominated web sites, you know it? hr>
Its Cody Or Moe
This is another thing about bein married... you have to share things. like Email accounts and stuff. hr>
Oh hell no...I don't share my email accounts/ID's with anyone!
Yeah, I can just see my ol lady helping herself to Samson's Room! BR>
All females should have "kitty in the bush" in their sig or something.
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ok )))
Corina sure is a funny name for a dude. Are you not the blue400 feller? If not, you're solemate is out there.
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you confused me.
Do you own a blue 400ex? The names, among other things, are just too coincidental.
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All females should have "kitty in the bush" in their sig or something. hr>
I don't need to do that, it's pretty obvious I'm female. hr>
I dunno, those doctors can do some pretty amazing things now days! BR>
j/p RC!
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.. Im thinkin your a drag queen hr>
LOL.... out of all these guys you're the one who knows better than that. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Maybe thats why i think your a drag queen hr>
but then what does that make you? hr>
Qu@@r as a $3 bill!
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All females should have "kitty in the bush" in their sig or something. hr>
I don't need to do that, it's pretty obvious I'm female. hr>
I dunno, those doctors can do some pretty amazing things now days! BR>
j/p RC! hr>
You know, if you guys feel that way, maybe I should change my avatar to something more appropriate...hr>
Finally, something revealing!
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garrett, you're funny man!
RC, I wanna play! lmao!
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Didn't OFC Make the claim he was a greek god born from the Goddess Aphradite? Does any one remember that?
Yup. i remember. WHATS YOUR POINT 1 OF 4?
If my memory of Greek Mythology serves me correctly...... and it does. Aphrodite took Hermes as her consort. Then the two of them had offspring a race called Hermaphradites.BR>
Did ya ever think those words would come back to bite you in the a$$? hr>
LOL! I had to look this one up! Too funny!
Main Entry: her·maph·ro·dite
Pronunciation: (")h&r-'ma-fr&-"dIt
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hermofrodite, from Latin hermaphroditus, from Greek hermaphroditos, from Hermaphroditos
1 : an animal or plant having both male and female reproductive organs
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Didn't OFC Make the claim he was a greek god born from the Goddess Aphradite? Does any one remember that?
Yup. i remember. WHATS YOUR POINT 1 OF 4?
If my memory of Greek Mythology serves me correctly...... and it does. Aphrodite took Hermes as her consort. Then the two of them had offspring a race called Hermaphradites.BR>
Did ya ever think those words would come back to bite you in the a$$? hr>
OFC looks pretty normal to me....a little on the large side, but normal. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Bet he was thinking the same thing about you.
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Didn't OFC Make the claim he was a greek god born from the Goddess Aphradite? Does any one remember that?
Yup. i remember. WHATS YOUR POINT 1 OF 4?
If my memory of Greek Mythology serves me correctly...... and it does. Aphrodite took Hermes as her consort. Then the two of them had offspring a race called Hermaphradites.BR>
Did ya ever think those words would come back to bite you in the a$$? hr>
OFC looks pretty normal to me....a little on the large side, but normal. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Bet he was thinking the same thing about you. hr>
SEE! I try to pay a compliment and stuff just doesn't come out right. MY ol lady woulda belted me for that one. BR>
Stupid is as Samson does.
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsThere is a reason it's called a "committed" relationship, we drive each other crazy, that's life.
We? When the hell did you turn into a female? Chicks should advertise this stuff on male dominated web sites, you know it? hr>
Its Cody Or MoeThis is another thing about bein married... you have to share things. like Email accounts and stuff. hr>
Didn't mean to confuse anyone. I am a woman, I suppose I could sign my name to my posts. We both use this username everywhere, not because we have to, we're just too damn lazy to remember any more than one name. We share just about everything, I didn't realize this was a bad thing??
XX chromosome
Moe
I don't think it's always a bad thing Moe, unless it's like a toothbrush or underwear.
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I think it's always a bad thing Moe, unless it's like a toothbrush or underwear.
Dude...are you saying you wear your wife's underwear?hr>
Yep, I think you're right ofc! And she might yet!
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. We share just about everything, I didn't realize this was a bad thing??
XX chromosome
Moe
I don't think it's always a bad thing Moe, unless it's like a toothbrush or underwear.
Ohh its aww ight, I just playin. Samson you really dont make a whole lotta sense sometimes... I mean Fock you will ram your tounge down your old ladys throats. yet its gross to use her toothbrush. WTF? Am I the only sensible person around. Next your gonna tell me you make your ol lady brush her teeth and gargle with listerine after suckin ya, prior to givin her another kiss.
And you'll be telling me you're wearing lacy silky undergarments.
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And you'll be telling me you're wearing lacy silky undergarments. hr>
Well i was a cheerleader for halloween one time hr>
Yeah right. Like you wore anything under the skirt.
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LOL, You got a point there, I KNOW where his mouth has been, I don't want that on my toothbrush.hr>
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WOAH
lol!
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Originally posted by: codyormoeLOL, You got a point there, I KNOW where his mouth has been, I don't want that on my toothbrush.hr>
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lol! hr>
Well ya foller my train on that thought samson? I mean if a woman dont want her poonany on the brush maybe he shouldnt be feasting hr>
Um, with out getting too graphic, I'll just say, that's not what(or where) I meant.hr>
rotflmao! Yeah, you know I got the dirty mind too, ofc! But I wasn't gonna make accusations cause I don't know moe. As most poeople, she might be a saint compared to us. BR>
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In public anyway.
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But we laugh a lot!
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So here is the million dollar question...
If your not happy with someone... Why stay?
How about a committment to your spouse, your children and your God? Reason enough to work things out? Single people should think REAL hard before taking the plunge.
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If you went to Sunday School. you would know:
Would God truly want you to be unhappy? I believe life is a test of obedience and faith. Only time He promise life more abundantly is when you do it His way (and don't take that as financial abundance).
Is it fair to your spouse to burden them or decieve them in the relationship? No, you should be faithful to your spouse. Never would I tell anyone to let their spouse walk all over them but if that's the case...you shouldn't have married them to begin with. Another reason I say date every chick you can when you're young so you can make a good marital decision.
Is it really better for the children? Heck, yes! Kids need both parents every day. They need that security, otherwise they grow up to have emotional issues.
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Is it really better for the children? Heck, yes! Kids need both parents every day. They need that security, otherwise they grow up to have emotional issues.
Hey I didn't really have a mom or dad and Im not to bad! May have bad memories and wish my childhood could of been different, but I don't use that excuse like MANY do to get away with things I do wrong.
Not saying you can't overcome issues. Saying you've delt with things nobody should have to deal with. Most of the time it seems like there is a lack of trust and ability to make a commitment. Most guys that abuse their women don't start after the vows. They intimidate and manipulate early. It's a lifelong pattern of behavior, not something you grow into as an adult. No offense, but that's an example of making a poor marital decision.
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Yes some people shouldnt get married hr>
You're in luck! Bible even says a man is better off not getting married. Course I'm not sure you're doing anything else that book says to. lol!
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What? This topic is STILL going. Guys just give it up you will NEVER figure us out hr>
Can't argue there.
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Geez you all are a bunch of heman woman haters! Hmmm i think you all talk a lot of smack but when it comes down to it your all whipped!
Nah. I bought the leathers too but she refuses to use them......oh, you meant...... BR>
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Being a REAL man is admitting shes the boss hr>
Now with GG, I'd have to say God might understand divorce!
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Now Now GG. Samson is definatly Whiped. But not all of us are. And its a love hate thing. We all love the womens.... Just hate to love only one hr>
Bet paying two at a time gets expensive.
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forum virgin...LMAO
it's me sheesh....
I knew that.. I aint as stupid as i look hr>
Putting your BF in your avatar makes you look pretty dang stupid!
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All of em are bitches, some just got trained with the shock collar. hr>
LMAO...I'd like to see ya say that to your wife. /k
She's prolly trigger happy with wires running to each of his nads.
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I do have a question about guys though why are most of them dogs? (meaning liers, cheaters, ect..) not saying all of them are but the majority of them. can you answer that one?
Yup, I can answer that one...cuz that's just the nature of the beast. It's best to be a playa and keep a few of 'em on the line at once. You know, give 'em a taste of their own medicine. hr>
Have a friend that picks up his chicks at bars and stuff and can't for the life himself figure out why they are rotten to the core. Guess my point is we dig our own holes.
And women tend to be attracted to a bad boy image then b!itch when he actually turns out to be a bad boy. But nice guys are "boring".
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And women tend to be attracted to a bad boy image then b!itch when he actually turns out to be a bad boy. But nice guys are "boring". hr>
I know I like "bad boys", and when I get involved with one, I know what I'm getting myself into and I don't expect them to change.
But what happens when you get involved with what you think is a nice guy and a couple years down the road he turns out to be just the opposite?
I dunno. Ask my wife, she used to think I was a nice guy. She starts griping about stupid stuff or blowing money where I don't think it should be spent and I get bent out of shape pretty quick. She gets mad when I spend money on the quads. Not to mention she got chunky which means I lost some of that physical attraction. Hard for me to point the finger though when I know I share the blame. We do go to a married couples class that I think has been good for us.
Wise man told me one time that couples need to spend a minimum of 15 hours a week with each other and no distractions. Date nights are a must and that's hard to do with kids. Getting away from finances and the kids and enjoying a movie or quiet dinner does wonders for me. I swear infants can strain a marriage worse than any mother-in-law. At least it's hard on us. You just try to meet in the middle. But that only works when both sides are willing to let go of anger and frustration and try.
Just my $.02.
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Wise man told me one time that couples need to spend a minimum of 15 hours a week with each other...
If we had to spend that much time together....dam...that would be ugly. Can't even be in the same room for more than 15 minutes lately.
I don't think that happens overnight. When you were dating, how much time per week did you spend talking? We get so busy in our lives, we forget we should prioritize the time with our family. Then we wonder why, how and when we grew apart (and I'm pointing the finger at myself btw, not you).
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Samson... Talkin is highly over rated.. Really. I talk plenty during the day while im at work.. like i need to talk to my women. only thing i wanna hear out here mouth is ~slurp slurp~ F*CK ME NOW.. and i be like yes mam. and take a nap hr>
lol! I'm not a talker OFC. Spending time can be a walk, dinner, movie, massage or whatever. None of which require words to be exchanged.
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I personally don't care for any piercings. I dont mind one or two in her ear. but really WTF is with the rest.
Same with Tattoos. small tattos that aint all bold n chit. Sexy.. Big ass Gawdy Ink. ICKY...
I'm the same way OFC. BR>
Well, except I don't care for small tatoos either.
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Hey, you asked and I tried to answer best I could from my own experiences. Not every situation is the same. You have to make your own way.
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so if some random hot chick walked up to you guys and just showed you her piercings you would just look away and not do anything about it?
Had a friend who dated this stripper. Went to his place looking for him and she snswered the door. Whole time I was talking to her she was tugging on her crotch. Guess I looked at her funny cause she says she just got a piercing done. Now if she'd offered to show me I'd have probably looked, but I wouldn't have touched that thing with OFC's privates.
....and they are prolly the same green crusty color! j/k ofc!
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Dammit.. Lost my train of thought. it was movin in a bad way onthis one. and i was gonna rip samsons wife Im sorry man. you just make her such an easy target for my insenstive jokes
OFC your a wuss. No need to be all PC up in here..
I hear that Samson Guy Is into the farm animals. Enjoys takin the bovine out for walks around the neighborhood. hell he has it so bad he put a TV in the barn so they could spend more time together hr>
Heck, I don't even know how to respond to that OFC. Don't know what a bovine is and don't even have a shed much less a barn.
You're just mad about the green wanker thing.
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Heck, I don't even know how to respond to that OFC. Don't know what a bovine is and don't even have a shed much less a barn.
You're just mad about the green wanker thing. hr>
BOVINE = COW... Christ your from texas...
I forgot you spend your time in the whale tank at seaworld. Duckmen Samsons into Whales not 4 legged farm critters.
I'm from West Texas which is friggin desert! It would take 10 acres to support 1 cow. Maybe you should change it to humping jack rabbits cause that's about all we've got.
..they'er tighter anyway!
Posted by: motox26
My buddy has a woman that has one of those jealousy problems. They have been together for 3-4 years(don't know why), and no matter what he does, she gets jealous of him being with other women. We can go camping with all guys in the boonies, and she still gets jealous. If we are out, and she starts to leave but one of my buddies call up a booty call, she ahs to stay cause she is worried that her man is going to cheat. She doesn't even like it when other girls laugh at his jokes besides the normal girls in our "crew". Why stay with a crazy arse like that?
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WOMEN!!! as kewl as some are.... THEY ALL BELONG IN THE LOONY BIN hr>
Hey, it's OK they are diferent. If women were just like us....well....they'd be hairy and have nads.
Hey some are hairy!
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Now i have weasled my hand into a briar patch and i told her eiether clear cut so the plane can land or we gonna re route to a differnt airport
LMAO!!!
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Women may enjoy it more at 32 but I enjoyed it more when they were 20. hr>
Not me man, I want a 30ish woman just once before Im around that age! Had a chance a couple of times, but they was just to bar horish.
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Female Brain
LMAO, I like what the small portions say.
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Did I mention that my old man is going to be out of town for a week? LOL j/k
Why no you didn't. lol! Why can't we have any jobs coming up in Washington!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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You lucky b@stard!
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Poor OFC its okay you'll find someone to love you someday, lets all just hope it is a woman.
EWWWW that's a kick in the nadsBR>
GG, you asked why is it always a battle of the sexes? Usually at get togethers Im on the girls side, that's because while me and the girls are talking usually they are changing or sumpin! Good thing Im not single, or Id probably have 5 kids by now!
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I sure hope that's not family get togethers. lol!
Dam, you are just ripping me a new one today
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Whew, guess it's my turn today to get slammed. I might as well keep my head down and take my lickins until tomorrow. Yes, there is always tomorrow!
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LMFAO!!!! Good one OFC! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
You to??!!
I know what it is with the guys anyways, I got it, a little jealousy because I am the latest and GREATEST thing in the "hot guys" thread. I mean it's ok, looks aren't everything, Im sure there is some little fat fingered girls that would love you old geesers.
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one more thing - no woman likes a weak man - they will walk all over ya and make ya dance if you cant stand strong.
HALLLALUYA or howerver you spell it AMEN BROTHA PREACH ON img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
If that aint the truth i dunno what is.
This is some really good advice. When I was in Jr. High and early high school I couldn't get a descent girl to save my life. Then when I started to be myself and being confident in myself all of a sudden I had my choice, to a certain degree anyways.
Even if you already got a girl, I have been with the same girl for over 4 years I notice even these days, that I get more nookie and stuff when I am confident.
Posted by: motox26
My buddy Jon was like that OFC. He was past confident, he was plain cocky! Even tho some chicks would b!tch about him being cocky, they still would go after him in the long run.BR>
He always said "you can be as cocky as you want, just back it up!" And he usually did, a lot of times in a bar room brawl. lol
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I don't think there is a thread where two of us have been in it and it not gotten spun!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Girls think they can talk they way out of anything.
Girls think they are right in every disagreement.
Girls think they dont fart or burp.
And that's why they bitch . Bein' as they don't fart or burp , if they didn't bitch they'd blow up . hr>
I can handle the burpin, but I sure as heck don't want her fartin! Mine's bad enough!
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I don't now why do you say this . everyone think a little or more but do not judge . because if you don't now something it not mean you ar stupid.
Well, you spelled stupid right! lol!
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Oh hell no...I don't share my email accounts/ID's with anyone!
And I don't share my racing number!
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Oh hell no...I don't share my email accounts/ID's with anyone!
And I don't share my racing number! hr>
Me either...so quit copying me motox!LOL hr>
I believe I had it first! So that!
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So here is the million dollar question...
If your not happy with someone... Why stay?
I have about 3 good friends I have asked this for years! And one of them makes me gag by the jealousy and petty arguments they get in.BR>
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So here is the million dollar question...
If your not happy with someone... Why stay?
How about a committment to your spouse, your children and your God? Reason enough to work things out? Single people should think REAL hard before taking the plunge.
Im talking about people that aren't even engaged.
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But... since you brought it up....
Would God truly want you to be unhappy?
Is it fair to your spouse to burden them or decieve them in the relationship?
Is it really better for the children?
-My granny was beaten sometimes and unhappy in her marriage, but she always says I married him for better or for worse. She believe's she will be rewarded in heaven for her keeping her word.
-For better or for worse
-In some situations I say no, I grew up in a mentally and physically rough home(my mom and boyfriends, but I get the idea) and I have some bad memories that is uncomfortable. So I don't know how to answer that one. I guess if you have issues be a man or woman and keep it away from your kids.
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Is it really better for the children? Heck, yes! Kids need both parents every day. They need that security, otherwise they grow up to have emotional issues.
Hey I didn't really have a mom or dad and Im not to bad! May have bad memories and wish my childhood could of been different, but I don't use that excuse like MANY do to get away with things I do wrong.
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Yes some people shouldnt get married hr>
You're in luck! Bible even says a man is better off not getting married. Course I'm not sure you're doing anything else that book says to. lol! hr>
LOL, I don't know why, but this has gotten me cracking up!
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I have so many examples that show both sides of the coin in everysituation. thats what makes it so difficult.
I can relate
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There is nothing for certain except death.
Boy if that ain't truth. Just don't understand why in some cases.
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What? This topic is STILL going. Guys just give it up you will NEVER figure us out hr>
Can't argue there. hr>
Nope, no argumentsBR>
And everytime I see the title of this thread I can't help but think "well, nothing".
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LOL, he sure did change it quick!
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Thats what im gettin at see My uncles a preacher and his wife is a freakin riot... Ya'll would love for her to counsel your wives she just bitches and bitches about these women who dont service their men hr>
My granny and Nat's granny says the same thing basically. The woman need to keep themselves from getting fat and stinky so their men find them attractive and don't want to stray. I was so shocked when I heard this from old women. They said that's a good reason why marraiges don't last.
Posted by: motox26
Im not to into girls getting abnormal peircings either. But you better bet if they flop out there goods Im going to have to take a look. A girl from school flashed he boobies at me last year and she had some HUGE arse bull rings hanging of those nips. I kind of like that tho, I just wanted to em!
Tatoo's I don't really like either, my woman has a smaller one on here lower back. While it is more tasteful than most with a stupid butterfly or sumpin, Im still not to fond of it.
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Heck, I don't even know how to respond to that OFC. Don't know what a bovine is and don't even have a shed much less a barn.
You're just mad about the green wanker thing. hr>
BOVINE = COW... Christ your from texas...
I forgot you spend your time in the whale tank at seaworld. Duckmen Samsons into Whales not 4 legged farm critters.
"Christ your from texas" LMAO BR>
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I've known some pretty kinky chicks that would probably misinterpret your generous offer, and strap on a surprise for you.
Like I said, I don't want offend anyone, but I thought I should warn you to just be careful what kind of girl you present your arse to, or you could end up OneSoreCowboy…
THATS WAY TO FUNNY!!!!!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
But when i get done with OFC next month that STRAP-ON might look pretty good........
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THATS WAY TO FUNNY!!!!!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
But when i get done with OFC next month that STRAP-ON might look pretty good........
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! Your sick and wrong. This is about what Girls think... Not How you wanna defile my backdoor. Man i dunno if i can come over to play anymore if your gonna have naughty thoughts of OFC like that.. I know im pretty and all.. BUT I AINT NO BIATCH ... LMAO
WHATEVER string cheese
Posted by: WyoBullRydr
K here it goes. I was 16 and she was 15. We stayed together through my JR. and SR. years, not without our problems. Then I joind the USAF because there is NOTHING around my home town except oil and hay fields. I get done with basic and she was going out with another guy. Dumped. Got married at 19, four years, one kid. Then divorced after being cheated on. Married again this time for six years. Two kids. She thinks I screw any girl that comes around, co-workers, Buddies girlfriends, etc. etc. I have never given her ANY reason to suspect anything. She gets to watching the LIFETIME network and OPRAH, and now I am a bastard. Now check out the topic "Why are women nuts???" It will never change. women are nuts and are different from us. They have needs that change like the weather in Wyoming. One day to the next you can never know what to expect. I have a buddy who was married for 17 years, good money, great kids, awesome house and cars, etc. etc. the American dream. one day she comes home and ends it. Divorce. She says she just realized she has been emotionally abused for the last 17 years. WTF. I understand domestic abuse now. I would loose it. When a woman tells a man her problems, she wants him to sit there and shut up and listen without trying to fix things. MEN ARE MADE TO FIX THINGS. If you don't want an intelligent and logical way to fix a situation, don't talk to us about it.
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Alright RC, GG, DQ, here's a question for ya.
Why is it women always bring sh!t up from the past to us men? you did this or that. It is in the past let it go! Even if it happened five minutes ago IT"S IN THE PAST! hr>
I would think she would get over it...unless you were a dik and didnt apologize for your wrong doing.
But...I wouldnt know... my boyfriend never does stupid crap that I have to bring up at a later dateBR>
LOL... just kidding. I usually dont bring up stuff from the past if there has been resolution. I like to bring the issue up when it happens. I like to address the problem now and move on. In relationships, its all about communication, there is no blame on one person or the other. If you dont like something speak up in the moment, but dont remind him about it later...
Very well said,
Posted by: Whitewater
Chicks are psycho...get used to it.
Just remember; Bro's before Ho's.
Posted by: Whitewater
Yeah, yeah, yeah...tell me about it.
Oh, I see you changed back to Festus. It's about time.
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Originally posted by: 1988fast250x
oh ya we have broken up she said she dont want a b/f!! and i asked her so its over and she said ya
I have never heard that line from a girl... I have said i dont want a Girlfriend no more to many times to count. Only 1 girl ever left me and thats cuz i was way to emotionally reserved and she started with that "I love you" crap and i was like WTF... Like i said. women are me objects of pleasure. Use em and loose em. don't get attached and dont get em pregnant. also Don't tell em you love em. Cuz you don't. you don't need to tell em you love em to get em in the sack.
Like my Buddy Hellyeh Says "I treat my women like Fishin, Catch & release" img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
DAMN STRAIGHT , catch 'em , play with them awhile , measure and take pictures (for later reference) , pull the hook out and toss 'em back for someone else to catch . And like my buddy OFC says "never take 'em home to mount" !!
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Sometimes when women have pi$$ed me off in the past and frustrated me I think of a great Sam Kinnison line:
Guys, do the women in your life ever pi$$ you off to the point where you want to pull up to a stop sign, get out of the car and run..... and just scream back "OH FOCK I HATE YOU!!!!.....I HATE YOUR FOCKIN GUTS!!!!
Kinnison, brings a smile to my face to this day..
TPR
Yeah TPR , Sammy sure had a special way of gettin' his point across . Damn i miss that guy , he was one funny S.O.B. .
OHHH- OHHH !!
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No he wasnt... just that women have control over everything. Men like us like to think we do, but if you really think hard about it... when she says you re not getting any, she means it, and theres not a darn thing we can do about it. Its kinda like this.... A guy goes to a bar and says " Hmmm I wonder if Im gonna get laid tonight... a gal goes into a bar she says... Hmm I wonder who Im gonna lay tonight. Get my drift.
Yet agin. Another rule of thumb that don't apply to OFC. had a girl try that once.. Guess what i told her?
Aww come on you gotta know OFC by now....BR>
Thats right "You wanna play this game, I'll get it somewhere else. Its your choice, I'll go bang kelly tonight if your not feelin up to it" or whatever other girls name i wanna spout off. When you got Game theres always another girl ready to ride whenever the phone rings hr>
That's what I'm talking about. When you're single, you're always working some new stink. Always have an alternate.
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Hes only been here a week OFC, He has no idea who you are. Imagine that? LOL hr>
I cant By that. Im everywhere... Like the wind... you can always feel me but can ya see me hr>
the legend of OFC.... LMAO hr>
Coming soon on DVD !
Posted by: hellyeh
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Girls think they can talk they way out of anything.
Girls think they are right in every disagreement.
Girls think they dont fart or burp.
And that's why they bitch . Bein' as they don't fart or burp , if they didn't bitch they'd blow up .
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Didn't OFC Make the claim he was a greek god born from the Goddess Aphradite? Does any one remember that?
Yup. i remember. WHATS YOUR POINT 1 OF 4?
If my memory of Greek Mythology serves me correctly...... and it does. Aphrodite took Hermes as her consort. Then the two of them had offspring a race called Hermaphradites.BR>
Did ya ever think those words would come back to bite you in the a$$? hr>
Look at the big brain on 1of4 . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
LMAO , looks like he's got a point there Cowboy.
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Didn't OFC Make the claim he was a greek god born from the Goddess Aphradite? Does any one remember that?
Yup. i remember. WHATS YOUR POINT 1 OF 4?
If my memory of Greek Mythology serves me correctly...... and it does. Aphrodite took Hermes as her consort. Then the two of them had offspring a race called Hermaphradites.BR>
Did ya ever think those words would come back to bite you in the a$$? hr>
OFC looks pretty normal to me....a little on the large side, but normal. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Bet he was thinking the same thing about you. hr>
OH OH , looks like Samson's gonna git a spankin' .
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I do have a question about guys though why are most of them dogs? (meaning liers, cheaters, ect..) not saying all of them are but the majority of them. can you answer that one?
Yup, I can answer that one...cuz that's just the nature of the beast. It's best to be a playa and keep a few of 'em on the line at once. You know, give 'em a taste of their own medicine. hr>
NOW NOW NOW!!! You Ain't allowed to give this young lady advice like that.. WTF YFZ26.. DON'T Make OFC SPANK YOU BR>
Why are Guys dogs? LOOK IN THE MIRROR. see them things between your arms?? Then venture down a lil further...
Guys have a Looks the Same, Feels the Same Phobia. Rodney carrington put it like this "A guy can only eat so many green M&M's before he goes F*CK I want a Red One" hr>
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And women tend to be attracted to a bad boy image then b!itch when he actually turns out to be a bad boy. But nice guys are "boring". hr>
I know I like "bad boys", and when I get involved with one, I know what I'm getting myself into and I don't expect them to change.
But what happens when you get involved with what you think is a nice guy and a couple years down the road he turns out to be just the opposite?
Simple . You kick his arse to the curb , and you go out and git you what you want !! After all , that ain't what you're lookin' for , so why feel obligated to continue to torture yourself . You gotta look out for number one RC .
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboythe only thing i wanna hear out here mouth is ~slurp slurp~ F*CK ME NOW.. and i be like yes mam. and take a nap hr>
It aint polite to talk with your mouth full.hr>
Thats what im gettin at see My uncles a preacher and his wife is a freakin riot... Ya'll would love for her to counsel your wives she just bitches and bitches about these women who dont service their men hr>
We gotta get her a T.V. show !
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Thats what im gettin at see My uncles a preacher and his wife is a freakin riot... Ya'll would love for her to counsel your wives she just bitches and bitches about these women who dont service their men hr>
My granny and Nat's granny says the same thing basically. The woman need to keep themselves from getting fat and stinky so their men find them attractive and don't want to stray. I was so shocked when I heard this from old women. They said that's a good reason why marraiges don't last.
Yeah the old girls got it figured out . Somewhere along the way they forgot about that .
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BULLLLSH!T!!!! Guys want you to stay EXACTLY the same as when we met you well OK we want ya to get a lil freakier and go against your morals and invite your best friend (female) to bed with us.. but hey is that really too much to ask
it would have been different if i was in town, but i was gone for less than a week.
Maybe it was supposed to be a Surprise Party . SURPRISE
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I personally don't care for any piercings. I dont mind one or two in her ear. but really WTF is with the rest.
Same with Tattoos. small tattos that aint all bold n chit. Sexy.. Big ass Gawdy Ink. ICKY...
Aint saying any of its a deal breaker... cuz im gettin the job done no matter what... even if its Motox's Granny. I dont discriminate hr>
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18 to 80! blind, cripple or crazy if they can't walk I'll drag'em. Gotta keep it legal ya know.
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Posted by: mywifesquad
Well OFC nailed this one and then GG came in to prove him right.
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Great Duckmen and jaycekarl10 in the same thread. Don't get too out of hand guys, PLEASE!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
I was watching them too.
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A bit of honest advice. Figure out who you are first. then find a girl that will fit with that. If the biatch wants to change you. Tell her to get to steppin. you are who you are and be happy with that bro.
1988fast250x, This is some great advice.
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all i gotta say is come the day you die you better have been right hr>
License plate frame on my 4X4 says, "If your living like there is no god, you'd better be right".
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License plate frame on my 4X4 says, "If your living like there is no god, you'd better be right". hr>
My buddies liscense plate says "DIE YOU HIPPIE SCUM" hr>
Good nite OFC.
Posted by: mywifesquad
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Imm no im sheltered. I never ran across no chicks with dicks.
Now i have weasled my hand into a briar patch and i told her eiether clear cut so the plane can land or we gonna re route to a differnt airport
I'am not saying you have to admit you have been with one, just that you have seen one before. Maybe it was just in passing, maybe you made out with one a few times before you realized it was a dude. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Or just maybe you noticed it was a man in da-skys and dropped that freak with one shot to the wind pipe. hr>
Years ago i worked in a shop with a bunch of hairy bikers. Real nice guys if you knew them, kind of scary if you didnt. One of them claimed that he and a buddy stopped at a rest area at about 2:00 am. They head to the bathroom and are taking care of business as 2 fine babes walk into the bathroom. They chat a little and the 2 ask the bikers over to their place. They agree and the 2 Girls turned to the urinals, lifted their skirts, whipped it out, and took a piss. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Just tell her YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAHHHH!!!!
It's always a balancing act with women. If you are involved and want a relationship (Unlike OFC who is a playa) you need to realize that the most well laid out plan and speech will always be answered with more confusion. Put her on the spot, like women like to do to us, say, "you love me, and it's not me, then what is it so I understand. To tell me this will truly show how much you care. If she doesn't then she's only worried about her feelings.
This is what happens. "It's not you, it's me" (It's you) "I love you but don't want a b/f" (I don't want to be committed, though I care about you) "I've been crying" (I know I'm being sh!tty to you because I care but want to do other guys...I know I'm worng but will never admit it and you don't deserve to be treated this way so if I tell you I'm crying, you'll feel bad for me and I'll feel better)
Stay tough, get as much as you can in case it doesn't work out. If she says she loves you and stays evasive, click it in first gear and nail the throttle so you can get away as quick as you can.
TPR
Very nice TPR!
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Originally posted by: 1988fast250x
ok i really didnt follow that one! it kinda freeked me out! alittle but what the heck please describe! and im just gonna say what i feel at the time im. if she says i love you im gonna be like prove you love me! then im gonna say you need to get your sh!t together! then walk off? sound good?
It freaked me out too.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Well i dunno man.. the whole prove you love me needs to be executed properly. Its not as easy as we all make it out to be. Takes the right facial expression and air of confidence. along with a hand on your zipper LMAO
Amen, it's all about timing. You can't just blurt stuff out. You ever hear the expression, "You can't fire me cause I quit!"? That's sorta what I'm talking about. Turn things around. I had a half dozen chicks come crawling back after pulling that. And I know it's crap but some chicks WANT to be abused. As soon as they start thinking your not a challenge, they think they can do better.
Remember, don't burn bridges. She fights, just walk away. "Sorry you feel that way." I've used that one a BUNCH.
Very nice RL. BR>
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26
Im sure there is some little fat fingered girls that would love you old geesers. hr>
Fat fingered??...... old geezers??That's it, I was on your side Moto. Ya had to go to the ole geezer ward huh? Wheres that Monkey? This ole geezer's gonna tear that monkey a new ass! hr>
Thank you for bringing this to my attention 1of4. BR>
Where is that little punk??
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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No Way!!! Preacher? You're kidding? And I wasn't married yet for the record. I've never cheated since saying, "I do".
But I ain't telling her, just the same! hr>
Pay attention. I've said it a million times im the wild son of the preacher man Even men of the cloth aint perfect. I guess god told him he was being a dumbass or sompin. I dont care to know the whole story cuz he hit his midlife crisis later in life and started goin outside his marriage and yeah. mom kicked his ass to the curb and he had to pay a significant quantity in child support and alimony. Aint many people who pay what he did. buddies of mine bitch about a few hundered a month or whatever. his was a few thousand a month just for me.
WOW OFC!! Ive never heard any of that before. Fascinating. Do you still see him today?
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
OK. I'm starting to understand you a little better.
Me too. Had you ever heard that before RL?
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
pretty much everyday... Teaches me you reep what you sow. His new wife is an off the wall Psycho Bitch.
Thats cool, Ever been to their church?
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
dude was married 30 years has 3 kids.. and decides he's g@y... WTF is that..
Yeah what is up with that? Bad performance by the wife maybe?
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
All right, We do smell better and we're smarter, and most of us are better looking...forgot about all the fatzillas
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Thats not the 2 I was thinking of.
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Care to elaborate on that? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Not Really Mistress RC.
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Originally posted by: RotorTrash
The person who came up with this forum starting a battle between the sexes needs to be shot. Thats all I ve gotta say about that.hr>
Welcome to the forum RotorTrash, most of the guys in here are used to each other and basically talking cr@p.
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No he wasnt... just that women have control over everything. Men like us like to think we do, but if you really think hard about it... when she says you re not getting any, she means it, and theres not a darn thing we can do about it. Its kinda like this.... A guy goes to a bar and says " Hmmm I wonder if Im gonna get laid tonight... a gal goes into a bar she says... Hmm I wonder who Im gonna lay tonight. Get my drift.
Aww come on you gotta know OFC by now....hr>
Hes only been here a week OFC, He has no idea who you are. Imagine that? LOL
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Originally posted by: Webopper
See, that's what this whole thread is about. Men and women giving and takin of themselves...bringing a tear to my eye...that's beautiful.
Hi webopper, I was getting a little choked up myself.
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
Oh really...and just what would I be telling them about you?
If they were girls, it would probably be something like...watch out for this old perverted guy that calls himself OFC.... LOL j/k hr>
RC, that is the funniest thing you have ever posted. ROFLMAO
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Originally posted by: Webopper
Hey MWQ...yea, how could you not if you have a heart at all...
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I think you're a retard. There hows that
Mmmkay there you go.
