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Posted by: deanz400

when that starts looking good it's time to call it a night

Posted by: deanz400

WOW HHHEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO HHHEEELLLOOO HHEELLLLOO HELLO ,SURE IS QUIET IN HERE . well I guess this club is mine by default ,so lets see need some strippers and booze ,a cage for the monkey ,maybe a mud wrestling pit .yep sounds good for starters

Posted by: deanz400

I'll leave you Scooter ,to throw your bone down on poodles ,(oops did I say that out loud ,)

Posted by: deanz400

sure's been quiet here ,I was gone for 2 weeks out to california ,for the army .

Posted by: deanz400

and double dipping ,,getting paid from my job also .

Posted by: deanz400

so is this one dead I think they closed the lounge.

Posted by: deanz400

yep when they lock it down then it gets busy here

Posted by: deanz400

well I think lets just turn the place into a private gentelmens club

Posted by: MongoDS

Hey Phantom, (off topic) but what ever happened to "The Ultimate Warrior". You seem to be a U.W. connoisseur of sorts judging by your avatars.

Posted by: MongoDS

Hey Phantom, let me further test your Warrior IQ with one more question. What part of New Mexico does the Warrior reside these days? You see I happen to live in the land of enchantment myself. Just curious not a stalker or anything .

Posted by: MongoDS

He is a conservative speaker and lives in Santa Fe ? That place is as far left as it gets.

Posted by: MongoDS

I filled it out to. Can someone explain to me how they could even suggest a quad that leaves no signs off it being there ? Does the damn thing hoover or what ?

Posted by: hellyeh

Don't think you're gettin' away with it that easy TPR , you got a long way to go to steel the title from Samson MAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!

Posted by: hellyeh

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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
What do Michael and TPR have in common?

There favorite nursery ryme is "Little Boy Blue"! hr>


Yeah , but he needed the money LOL .

Posted by: hellyeh

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: 4wheelerfred
TPR I BET ALMOST ALL OF YOU (LALA-LAND QUADS) will be made within the next 3 years! unless gas is99$ a gallon then we will all be riding bagers and kfx80's......................................... did anyone get a e-mail about the concept earth freindly quad........ g_a _y servay


I did. I filled it out to.hr>


Yup , so did i , although the answers i gave 'em prolly wasn't what they was lookin for . lol

Posted by: hellyeh

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I dunno. I ride in allotta Rock crawling Nasty Chit you typically wouldnt find a sport on and guys with utes would be winching. I find the raptor it pretty nice for it hr>


What kinda Chicken Farmers you ride with anyway ? Guys with utes would be winching , OH PAAALEEESE !!

Posted by: hellyeh

Not much 1of4 , just got home and am checkin' the traps . I'll be around for a bit .

And you ?

Posted by: hellyeh

By the way 1of4 , i like your new sig . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: hellyeh

It's prolly not the paperweights fault , i have been having error issues too . Friggin' errors !!

Posted by: hellyeh

Now that's what i'm talkin' about !! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: hellyeh

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Posted by: hellyeh

LAST CALL !!

Posted by: hellyeh

Oh you are open , didn't see no cars outside . I'll be right back .

Posted by: hellyeh

Hey Champ ! I'll take a couple shots-o-Crown , and hook up that pretty little blonde girl at the end of the bar with a couple shots-o-Tequila . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> Hell bring my buddy Web another one too . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: hellyeh

Aww sorry Cowboy , didn't see ya when i walked in . You just crawl out from underneath the pool table ?Champ bring the Cowboy a drink too , Crown and Seven right ?

Posted by: hellyeh

And we all pay for it one way or another , be it payments on the big house and new ride , mentally , or just straight up cash .

Posted by: hellyeh

I already told you what i would do , but you kinda like keeping a herd , so deal with it .

Posted by: hellyeh

Yeah B there's no sense beating your head against the wall with that one , it isn't gonna get any better . As far as how to break it to her , you know her better than i do , so i can't anticipate the reaction . Although you know as well as i do , it ain't gonna be pretty .img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">

Posted by: hellyeh

Thanks Web , and congrats to you too ! Have a good one .

Posted by: hellyeh

'Sup Willy ? How's things in the New Willy Order ? Keep on rockin' in the free world buddy . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: hellyeh

Yeah Motox !! Sheesh , only OFC rides the artwork , and i'm referring to the mannequin displaying CHAMPS BAR t-shirts .

Posted by: hellyeh

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I dunno if I'am getting sick or what, it feels like it then it goes away. Didn't even have a bowl at lunch. hr>


You must be sick .

Posted by: hellyeh

Quick D , hide your stash , the Fuzz just walked in !

Posted by: hellyeh

If you let me drive the cop car and shoot your gun , i'll roll one for ya Roscoe . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: hellyeh

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: hellyeh
If you let me drive the cop car and shoot your gun , i'll roll one for ya Roscoe . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


Going out this weekend to shoot the .45 Seems I've got about 500 rounds that won't fit in my ammo storage (you don't even want to know how much is in there ). And, I still have to go get my monthly allotment of 200 rounds. BR>
Hellyeh, hit the lights and siren too. It's freaks people out. hr>


You bet , the lights and siren would be on for sure , that way i could pretend i'm on the way to a call and drive like Steve McQueen .

Posted by: hellyeh

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: hellyeh
If you let me drive the cop car and shoot your gun , i'll roll one for ya Roscoe . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


Going out this weekend to shoot the .45 Seems I've got about 500 rounds that won't fit in my ammo storage (you don't even want to know how much is in there ). And, I still have to go get my monthly allotment of 200 rounds. BR>
Hellyeh, hit the lights and siren too. It's freaks people out. hr>



That is a good problem to have.

Hellyeh- I can drive and roll at the same time. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">





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Posted by: hellyeh

That's not Bigfoot , that's OFC .

Posted by: hellyeh

( Walks in , looks around ) Where the heck is everybody ? Oh hey Monkey what's up dude ? I just came in to have a few drinks and drop post #1600 in here (I'm such a ho , lol) . Looks like its just you and me . I'll take 8 shots of Crown and pour yourself 8 too ! I'm not proud , i'll drink with a Monkey . Bottoms up man ........... NO NOT THAT BOTTOM DAMMIT !! GEEZ Monkey , save that chit for Moto !!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">

Posted by: hellyeh

Thanks Scooter .

Posted by: hellyeh

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Dumass! Beer for my horses and Whiskey for my men! It's been a rough day on the trail. hr>


C'mon man get with the times , you're still riding a horse .Everyone knows that cows are the shizznit when it comes to trail machines .

Posted by: hellyeh

We could put him in a straitjacket , but the crafty sumbitch prolly knows how to escape them . Or it could get him aroused , and we don't want that .

Posted by: hellyeh

Thanks for the drinks Scooter ! (Tosses large bag of a green , leafy substance on the bar ) FIRE UP THE HOOKA !! It's Friday , and we got some new talent in the house .

Posted by: hellyeh

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: hellyeh
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Thanks for the drinks Scooter ! (Tosses large bag of a green , leafy substance on the bar ) FIRE UP THE HOOKA !! It's Friday , and we got some new talent in the house .


HOT DAMM!! that's what I'm talkin about. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Poor MrD's missin out on all the fun. hr>


There's lots more where that came from , i'll save some for D .

Posted by: hellyeh

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: hellyeh
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There's lots more where that came from , i'll save some for D .hr>


Sweet, then we can laugh are asses off watchin the monkey after we get him Blitzed. hr>


This should calm the monkey down a great deal as he won't get the 2 toke warning that the rest of you get .

Posted by: hellyeh

Hold it there son , let's see some I.D. . You don't look old enough to be in here . If ya talk to TPR , i think he is looking for someone to clean under the tables after hours though . If you find Scooter or Monkey asleep under one of 'em , don't disturb either one . They have a similar reaction .

Posted by: hellyeh

Don't worry , i saw OFC get on the bus earlier . He'll catch the monkey , he's good with animals .

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I have set in motion the tools necessary to promote positive discussion....this is seperate from all that. Just look at how much all of you have helped that guy in the suzuki r vs. honda r thread.
I am the champ, that's all I stated, and I thanked everyone. I'm just staking my claim!!!

The Phantom......pulls off a perfect 4 point pose......


Whilst the phantom is down in that 4 Point Pose OFC Unreins his QH Stallion To show TPR what he really thinks You beetter not move Cuz MD, MWQ, M26, 4WFRED, RL & OFC are all pointing guns at your head LOAO cuz you gonna get rode lil boy hr>


you forgot me so i added me in between m26 and rl!

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

TPR I BET ALMOST ALL OF YOU (LALA-LAND QUADS) will be made within the next 3 years! unless gas is99$ a gallon then we will all be riding bagers and kfx80's......................................... did anyone get a e-mail about the concept earth freindly quad........ g_a _y servay

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

my point exactly i sed more power uses more gas has big agresive tires and has power like a mother @%%&$

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

the only member of my fanclub is todays champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

omg noone in the spinzone but me omg!!!!!!!!

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

LOL <========= click

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

so the spin zone is like totaly and compleatly gone?

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

WELL Fred needs a new thread!

time to start one

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

ouch

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

weirdo's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">All four legs at once?! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">


Three holes and two hands. That really needs to be a stage act. hr>



My bad, it's already been done. BR>







By Fred. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">




that is it, im calling the police and your taking the brethalizer test!

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

TPR this is how fred rolls

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

no posting in my forum

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

gar i am the king

Posted by: 4wheelerfred

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Originally posted by: TPR
Ha, the BT is down 5 pages now....Remember Fred, I am the boss.


TPR


forget that bs

Posted by: maggiesboy

whats this? Pardee up front and poke her in the rear?

Posted by: TheWeedman

Go Phantom!!

Posted by: TheWeedman

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Bing
MrD
pic 6 is a hoothr>




LOL! Thanks. Figured everyone needs one of those now and then. I've pretty much perfected my own concoction that leads to the same feeling. Really shouldn't describe it here though. hr>


ummmm....hard liquer???
works for me!!!

Posted by: TheWeedman

TPR,

u spelled champion wrong, guess your not a spelling champ, lmao


Posted by: TheWeedman

sup guys (and girl)

Posted by: TheWeedman

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
Champs bar & grill....hmmm....ok, i'll take a couple tequila shots and a corona please!!!! BR>
oh hell, forget the shots...just leave the bottle.


haha thats what im sayin, im chillin here with some smirnoff vodka....

Posted by: TheWeedman

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: TheWeedman
sup guys (and girl) hr>


Sup TheWeedman?

Just chillin with some Crown here. hr>


not bad not bad, id trade my vodka for yur whiskey tho

Posted by: TheWeedman

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: TheWeedman
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: TheWeedman
sup guys (and girl) hr>


Sup TheWeedman?

Just chillin with some Crown here. hr>


not bad not bad, id trade my vodka for yur whiskey tho



Well if everyone is coming over, I'll bust out the special reserve.hr>





and thats why yur my boy, always lookin out for me

Posted by: TheWeedman

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Does this bar and grill favor the coffee shop rules of Amsterdam? If not, I'll be right back. hr>


they better, oh yea, my senior class is takin a trip to amsterdam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mywifesquad

RL, I opened it yesterday before you did and it was a window sliding back and forth, side to side and was lucky to X it off as it went by. I looked in here later after you posted the warning and ran norton antivirus and Tenebril spycatcher and neither found anything. I had just run both of them fri am and they both had stuff to delete. I have had no problems with my computer except it has been very difficult to get to the forums a few times since fri around 9:30 am.

Posted by: mywifesquad

RL, Are you using Mozilla Firefox?

Posted by: mywifesquad

It is a free explorer that eliminate ALL popups. Here is a link to its Website Just go for the free down and say good bye to popups forever. Real cool and you can open a bunch of tabs in one window and not have to open a bunch of windows. Trust me on this, you will never miss microsoft explorer. And it is absolutely free.

Posted by: mywifesquad

Ive never had a popup ad since using mozilla. It is amazing that something for free works so great. I just wish I understood how/why. I am definitely not that computer savvy, that is for sure.

Posted by: mywifesquad

YAWN!!!!!!!

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
is there no one with the testicular fortitude to challenge me???

The Phantom.....extends the challenge.....


What kind of challenge is it?
What if I don't have testicles? Can I still challenge you?hr>


You can do anything you want RC. You have something better than testicles.


And now that your here I not yawning anymore.

Posted by: mywifesquad

Even though this thread now has RC in it.

I still prefer the thread where no one was posting until maddog killed it. that was Damm funny.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
That was so funny....someone should start another one again in another forum, and see who can't figure it out.....

The Phantom.....wants his Zuki thread back.....


I had stomach cramps from laughing so hard. No way I have laughed so hard in at least 15-20 years. I was actually ROTFLMFAO.

MWQ had fallen..............................................and couldnt get up.

Posted by: mywifesquad

TPR, Way TMI.

Posted by: mywifesquad

TPR, have you really heard anything about KTM making a quad? I think I read that before.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Nooooooo!!!! There could not possibly be truth to that rumor!!! How could this happen? LOL. It was bound to happen, KTM has a great lineup of motors to use and it was only a matter of time before they ventured back into the atv market.

The Phantom...is glad Monday is over....


What do you mean back into the atv market? They made one before? Full production or prototype?

Posted by: mywifesquad

I dont remember that one. I would still be amazed if ktm made a quad for the recreation market.

Posted by: mywifesquad

I cant imagine KTM making a quad any color but orange.
Last bike I owned that was orange was a '79 can-am 250. The only thing that wasnt orange was the tires,wheels and the engine. I hated the color but was offered a sponsorship if I rode it. Ended up painting all the steel (and there was plenty of it) blue. It then looked pretty good. Never could get it to handle consistantly even after replacing the shocks and fork with the best after market parts available. I swore I would never buy a orange bike again. Never say never.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
MWQ, did you ever have the chance to ride the "legendary" Suzuki Cyclone??? If so did you ever have it start backwards????My uncle had one, scary as heck, he showed me once how when you would start it, somtimes the kickback on the kickstarter would accidentally fire the motor in reverse....imagine clicking into first then...ahhhhhhh!!!

The Phantom...prefers moving forward....


TM 400? Yes once, made me ride 250s exclusively until I rode a '82 CR 480. I never had it fire back wards on me but did witness it at riding areas when I was younger. It was something about the timing being real close to tdc and backfiring and starting at the same time. OMG.

Posted by: mywifesquad

If I remember right it had a internal rotor that was about 2.5 " in dia. Have I ever mentioned to you that I started making heavier and heavier flywheel weights for my CR500 after my first ride on it. Ended up with 34oz bolted to the stock flywheel. Torque monster.

Posted by: mywifesquad

I like my ktm's e start button.BR>
Neat memorie for me is my '73 CZ250 with moved up konis, 5 speed, and a mikuni carb. First 250.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I'm glad I have impacted so many.....believe it or not I have fans from around the world....

The Phantom.....rises to every occasion...


Fascinating to say the least. How do you ever fit that head in a helmet?

OFC, Good call.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
It takes a lot to be the champ, and I have what it takes....



LOL....here we go again...TPR...I told you before, I'm the champ img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> j/k


Your my favorite champion!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: rescuediver

You can continue thinking "your" the greatestThat's your opinionand everyone is entitled to thathr>


Now what is it they say about opinions??? Thay are just like................................Oh at my age I forgot.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
in the end of all this...i think i should be the championhr>


You have to formally challenge the champ and beat him before you can become in his likeness. It's not an easy task and it requires lots of training. You had better be sure you want to win the prize before you take on such a battle. Good luck! Remember the rest of us are going to be judges in case of a draw!hr>




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Originally posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
I gota' beef!!!! How the hell can ThePhantomRider hit 484 post of Useless, longwinded, worthless, 3rd person talkin' posts! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>


It cant be easy, but I find it very entertaining compared to some that post here.

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
I gota' beef!!!! How the hell can ThePhantomRider hit 484 post of Useless, longwinded, worthless, 3rd person talkin' posts! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>


It cant be easy, but I find it very entertaining compared to some that post here.



GOOD POINT!!!!!!! LOL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


LMAO



Glad to hear about your son. I'll bet you have a stronger faith in God now too!! Amazing how HE works sometimes.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
If I can sneak a pic of it that is.hr>


Promises...promises.................. LOL

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Originally posted by: Catterman
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad

It cant be easy, but I find it very entertaining compared to some that post here.


Sorry MWQ!!!! I hope you are not talking about me!!!!hr>


Of course not you!! I still dont understand why you got so excited about my milk thoughts, but I definitely like you. I was thinking about guys like "stupidatvrider" or "ehlitdew". There are more but your not one of them.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: MrDumass


I thought it would be bigger also.



Size doesnt matter! Does it?

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: MrDumass

Dear Phantom- I have the strangest reoccuring rash that develops on my taint! I cant seem to find a remedy no matter what. I've tried it all. What is this, and how do I make it go away? Also my penile implants seem to be leaking! I tried using the old Rebok pump out of my shoes, but thats not helping. I've tried every drug known to man........please help! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Is this the sort of questions you are looking to field?? hr>


Maybe a picture or 2 would help!! ROFLMAO

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider

I was thinking of starting a thread called "Ask The Phantom" That aught to go over well...






If you start it .......................................................They will come!

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: dancingqueen
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Originally posted by: BlackStallion
you can be the queen, cause im the king!


Um....then who am I? LOL...


The spinners only have one queen! BR>
And RC is the self proclaimed mistress. If I remember right, princess sounded too high maintainence for her.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: Catterman
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad

Of course not you!! I still dont understand why you got so excited about my milk thoughts, but I definitely like you. I was thinking about guys like "stupidatvrider" or "ehlitdew". There are more but your not one of them. hr>


Ya, sorry about the milk thing. It is just that I really enjoy milk!!!!hr>


Everyone believes in something. Thankfully we only disagree on milk, and not God. BR>
Do you prefer 1%, 2%, or whole milk? I still will pour a small glass of whole milk to dip chips ahoy cookies in occasionally. LOL

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Ummm Dont forget i was excited with Cattermen about your Anti Milk stance Growin up on a dairy i surely drank my fair share of milk. and still do. and its having such a postitive physical effect on the girls of tomorrow ( o Y o ) yup bigger and bigger wont know if they are 14 or 28 before long... wait i cant tell now hr>


Yeah but that is the only time catterman and I have gotten excited. You and I have done it a few times. Cant argue with the bigger and bigger though.

Posted by: mywifesquad

I agree with extremerider2811, TPR posts way too much.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Number 800! And if MWQ reads this...yawn!

TPR




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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: extremerider2811
TPR you have 800 posts and i don't think any one of them is informative to anyone in any way shape for form.


Umm, yes he has. He is more informative than ALOT of other members here, including myself. hr>


That doesnt sound like the TPR I know.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Number 1000......quietly ponders the next 1000.....


TPR


This is a proud TPR moment!!

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Ahh, imgine that! A coach that is disrespectful AND has a son on the team! I'am the type that is harder on my son then anyone else.


Its been a few years since I was involved with this type of activity.

SAD to see nothings changed.




Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
The other reason the lounge has been slow is because I have not posted as much recently and it was a while since I had the occason to say that now this is.....Post number 1600!!!!


TPR


HUGE YAWN !!!!

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
THATS what I've been waiting for!!!


TPR


LOL

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I second that.




Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Yes, when the Spinzone is foulin plugs, you can always take a break in the lounge....

TPR


Its very true, no errors.

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r


I like no errors


Me too!

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen


Now where are the Gorgeous waitresses? I need a drink. hr>


For some strange reason they all went home with OFC,.. AGAIN! LOL

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
DANGIT OFC!! didn't you watch seasame street? it's called sharing.hr>




Posted by: mywifesquad

Im feeling a little weak.

Posted by: mywifesquad

Im going thru some kind of withdrawls.

Posted by: mywifesquad

I need counseling real bad.

Posted by: mywifesquad

My wife is worried about me.

Posted by: mywifesquad

And so are my sons.

Posted by: mywifesquad

They all think this addiction is serious.

Posted by: mywifesquad

Im not that worried.

Posted by: mywifesquad

And besides that, I'm now number 5

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: MrDumass


And to think I was in a "post off" with you for a while. I haven't even made it to the top ten again......yet!


I have a serious problem, there is still hope for you.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: NEWDUCK
I should of never posted to this topic now i get 15 emails a day saying you idiots posted again


Hey, whos he calling a idiot?

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I really cant think of another thread I would like to be subscribed to though. hr>


MWQ doesnt subscribe to any threads. He's not sure why you would.

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r


Me neither unless its a thread that needs to be watched if you get my drift mywifesquad.




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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider


The champ is very proud and very much under the weather...I seem to have lost the fight with this bug...


TPR


Dont you just hate colds in the summer? Bummer TPR.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Back in the saddle at about 50% today, dang 4 year neice, nailed several of us with her kiddie cold....it's funny that as adults we are more prone to getting sick from a little rugrat than from another adult....MMM another green lung chunk......BR>

TPR


That has always bothered me too TPR. How in the he!! can I catch a cold from something 1/4 my weight. When the wife gets sick I tell her that I cant catch her girl cold.

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I like all types of buschimg src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">




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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
The Zone is foulin plugs again.....beers all around, and a Mt. Dew Code Red for MWQ....


Hey MWQ, I may need to tap you for some info on what you did to wifey's Yamoto. They seem interested in what people have fixed and modified for future consideration.


TPR


Im drinking a code red now.BR>
No problem TPR, let me know what questions you have. Have you ever seen the pics of it on my page? Main thing was replacing the rear shock. It had 9/16" of travel.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I think I'll also post some articles that I think need debating in the blind post day.


TPR


I better get a hold of a moderator. QUICK!!

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Wasn't that one of the original options of the W-Tec Eraser quad till they settled on the KTM?

I do remember Husaberg testing a couple of prototype quads a few years back too.



TPR


Hi guys. Im probubly speaking out of turn here, I havnt read anything but this page. I dont have time Im not at work. LOL

Any way, didnt KTM buy Husaberg a few years ago to get the engine design thats in my 400?

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Very well thank you. The spinners are all bent out of shape today because I named today Blind Post Day in the spinzone. No one that posts there regularly has any idea what the others have posted there today. Should be a wierd series of posts.

TPR


I was so busy at work it didnt affect me too much, I did miss it though.

Sad very sad. I truly am addicted to the spin zone. BR>
I am looking forward to tomorrow and if I get up at 12:15 am to go to the bathroom. Im gonna miss out on 2.25 hrs of sleep.

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
HOLY CHIT!!!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
I just found out I'm getting free Elka's for one of the yfz's.
Elka decided to sponsor our DVD and is giving us product to run on film...WOOOHOOO!!!! hr>


Ummm, what the heck did you just say??? I know an Elk is a big deer, I have no idea what a "Elka" is. But if you are getting a lot of them, can I have one???? hr>


You dont need one C. BR>
Later all. im out of here for the nite.

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Holy crap Ya gotta be kiddin' 06:30 and the zone has already fouled my plugs. BR>
I know what it is it's all you jokers boggin it down with repies from "blind post day" yesterday. Brilliant TPR absolutely Brilliant! BR>
That's one way to keep the champs lounge on top of the list.

LOL, I should have guessed it's MWQ speed dating again. hr>



I had one error. LOL

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I could use some stock yfz shocks. hr>


LMAO...Sorry, those are going on my daughter's Blaster. hr>


What are you doing with the ones on the blaster?

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad


What are you doing with the ones on the blaster? hr>



Would the Yamoto let them blaster shocks fit?


Probubly not, the stockers are real short. i did a fewe mods to get the cr80 shock to fit the rear. Youve seen the pics of that on my page.

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Its days like these that I sit here and and day dream. Its 66 degress, slight on and off rain, I should be ridding!!! What am I doing here???


59° and a slight drizzle with the sun thinkin about breakin thru hr>


Not sure weather I should head east or north.

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
My monkey died.


M26 has one.

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r


I saw that one but it must have just died too with the look on M26's face or maybe his monkey has bad breath, it happens.


I never thought of that.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
If it cheers you up, go to atvrider's forums and see if they will let you be a moderator for a day. Then you can ban Fred all over again!!!BR>

TPR


LMAO

But it wasnt Raptoryfn660r.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Yeah, but it still might make him feel better.........BAN!!!


TPR


LOL

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Originally posted by: garrett5462
hey TPR, no affence but i remember when you first joined the forums on april fools day and for about a week or two you were acting like a complete idiot.


ROFLMAO

Hi garrett5462.

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Yeah, but it still might make him feel better.........BAN!!!


TPR



His hitman was looking for me.hr>



LOL

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Originally posted by: dunbarr
hey guys


Hi dunbar

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen


Hands off Moto's Monkey He's mine! after his little comment about old geezers. hr>


I'll hold him for you.

And then we can switch places.



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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I get to go home and piss off the wife...that's somthing to look forward to.

TPR


Whats the occasion?

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Naw ya got it all wrong OFC. You and TPR should have a seat on the bench and let me show ya how it's done. Why? simple really, I am The Champ!!!


Today Im the champ!! Tomorrow its up for grabs again.

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Nah! I am the one, the only, the true champ!!!! hr>


Sorry, today Im the champ!!

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Remember though, whoever is the champ is the one payin the bills in the lounge, so someone better pony up!!

TPR


M26 says im to old to be the champ!! Where is that little punk???

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Originally posted by: motox26


Oh Im here, I figured you would have been slammin me by now! I thought the social security checks bit was down right hilarious. Where is 1of4, he'll appreciate a good joke!hr>


Social Insecurity!!

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Where is 1of4, he'll appreciate a good joke!hr>


Ha.........Ha..... hr>


I dont find the little punk all that funny.



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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Oh am I here to amuse you? Do you find me funny? What I am I a freakin clown to you now?
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Double GULP! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">


I never knew old guys.....I mean my wiser peers could be so scary!hr>


You left out fat fingered!!!

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Originally posted by: garyc660R
I am not a fan of the zone. Let the post ho's use messenger or something Now I feel better. hr>


img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

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And I will be the CHAMP for the weekend.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Ok boys, don't get all full of yourselves...I've held the title for this long, and for one reason only.....Cheating!!!LOL

I have my title back arond my waist!!

TPR


I think in the memory of grama, we ought to let frank be champ for a while. BR>
Im thinking at least until monday. BR>
*****Edited by atvconnection moderator******BR>No gramas were harmed in the making of this post

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad


I think in the memory of grama, we ought to let frank be champ for a while. BR>
Im thinking at least until monday. BR>
*****Edited by atvconnection moderator******BR>No gramas were harmed in the making of this post


Im now thinking he should be the champ for this week too.

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Whos the champ now?

I still think frank should be champ for a little while longer.

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Frank doesnt need to be champ anymore. BR>
And he would like to thank TPR for his support while he was here.


And there.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I was actually eliminated as one of Trishy's friends for reasons unknown....BR>
TPR


You joined the same day as my oldest and Frank.

We got about 50-60 pages of documented lies.

Our work is done. BR>


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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I AM THE CHAMPION!!! 1900 Posts....BR>
TPR


YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If we dont keep the kids out of the bar were gonna lose our liquor license.

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I thought he was just full of himself!!

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I thought he was just full of himself!! hr>


Now that's what I'm talking about!!!!BR>
TPR


It was either that or a BIG YYYAAAAAAAAWWWNNNN!!!! BR>


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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Knock it off....I'm back on the diet At least hotwings are on it...

Boyz, the menu is going low carb.....So steak, chicken, fish and vegetables and cheeses are the main staples.

TPR


Any of you guys try just adding water to your diet? If you drink about a gallon a day it can really help a bunch.

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Ill take another Code Red Please!! I can tell its gonna be a 3 can day.

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Originally posted by: motox26


I thought you drank like a 6 pack a day?


No way. Id be so amped up i may kill some one. 2 cans is normal mon thru sat. maybe 4 all day on sat but I dont drink any on sunday. its a day of rest you know and i can barely close my eyes when Ive drank a dew.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
2100....I am still the Champ!!BR>
TPR


MMMMAAAASSSSSIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEE YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!




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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r


I thought for sure OFC and MWQ would be passing me before the first of the year but I am not so sure now.

I predict better numbers for them in 2006 though.


I think SBXS will be untouchable by summer!

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Originally posted by: motox26


Nahh, I would think he would have to get bored sitting here posting all day. Especially a high schooler. I was always on the run in high school.


I dont think he is as active as you were! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

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And ill take a double code red this am.



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Code Red aint cutting it this am, you got any RedBull in this bar?

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Kind of slow in here, hows it going everyone?

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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Webopper
*girgle girgle girgle...SWOOSH*


<cough> <cough> .......Now this is how I want to start the holidays!hr>


Now thats what Im coughing about!!

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Christmas rush).Took a needless day off work, completely by accident, really.

Got to thinking about all the stupid things I've done when I drunk, and it got me to think about all the stupid things I've done when I'm sober. Statistically, it looks like I'm a worse person when I'm sober. So I'll start off this meeting:

Hi, my name is Scooter, and I'm a soberholic. hr>


There are no needless days off!!! You just didnt realize how much you needed this break from work. BR>
LOL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I need to keep the wife away from the alcohol.....she's too jeckyl and hyde. She can either be fun or a beeyoch...It's like flipping a coin.


TPR



Mine is like this to sometimes. I just try to keep it all cool until we get to the house and into the bed. She is much more agressive with a buzz. hr>


Where is the BIG SIGH smiley??

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Whhoooooottt! I finally had a soild poo! hr>


Has any one else noticed that some people get excited about the strangest things?!

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: Webopper
Morning Champ...I'm just cruising the neighborhood, seeing what's happening. That coffee ready yet, I could really use a cup?



The last time I had coffee is easy for me to remember because it was thanksgiving and gosh it was good.


Ive never drank a cup of coffee.

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
There is no way I could drink whiskey.


Many, many, years ago a buddy of mine and I stop by another guys house to say hi. This guy was a x-army ranger who did his time in vietnam and never really recovered. Any way we walk in and there is a bottle of jack daniels on the table. The guy picks it up and chuggs it. I almost passed out watching it. I say "that must have been water" He says "you wish. With that I picked up the bottle to drink the little bit on the bottom and almost died. It was jack daniels!!! The dude was a animal.

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Originally posted by: motox26
A whole bottle at once?!!! I would think that would kill you. I drank a whole bottle pretty much by myself one time and it took me all friggin night, and I started ealry.hr>


All but about a 1/2 inch left on the bottom that I choked on. This guy died in his late 40's with lots of physical problems and failing liver/kidneys,etc.... Agent orange did some of the damage, alcohol took care of the rest of him. 2 wives and 4 kids, such a bummer.

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Originally posted by: TPR
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Originally posted by: TPR
I just figured you would all like to know......thanks for all of your support....


The Phantom.....appreciates all that follow him.....that includes you......


I can't believe this thread began with this rediculous statement!!! LOL

Everybody was really loving me back then.BR>
TPR


AHHHH! The good old days!!

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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Just saw a pirate movie. It was rated ARRRRRRR. (Thanks, I'll be here all week)


LOL, my girfriend's dad tells that one. And he is corny to.hr>


You mean your fiance's dad? BR>
You dont have a g/f anymore M26!

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You mean your fiance's dad? BR>
You dont have a g/f anymore M26! hr>


Freudian slip? Or is there something he's hiding?




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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad

You mean your fiance's dad? BR>
You dont have a g/f anymore M26! hr>



I don't say fiance' to much, it sounds kind of GG's boyfriendish.hr>


It means she will be your wife soon.Not to mention the mother of your daughter. Very

GG may be a g/f for life for all we know.

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx


I know from experience they don't like to be introduced as "the old lady" (Black eye smiley)


good point

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That has happened to the wife before. They sure don't like it when I get involved. Hasn't happened again since the last "incident".



Man, this is the first time it has happen in a long time. If I had something else to fall back on I would, but just dont know. Guess I will let it go this time, but I will say something.


Many years ago I threatend to call the cops on one supplier. He dared me. Big mistake!!

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So this bear is taking a dump in the woods and a rabbit walks by. The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with poop sticking to his fur. The rabbit says no, so the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes himself clean!! BR>
Please God get me something to do at work......PLEASE!!!

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Originally posted by: motox26


LMAO!!! I love that joke! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>


First time I heard it was Eddie Murphy's "Delerious" It still makes me laugh.


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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Care bears????????????

Judging by the avatars its gettin a little to fluffy in here.


Real Men have Care Bear Avatars!!

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy


I made him one. hr>


Sweeet!!

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Hellyeh, hit the lights and siren too. It's freaks people out. hr>


I always wanted to run the sirens until I pull into Dunkin Donuts!hr>


LMAO img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Kinda feels like you left the kids in charge of the house while on vacation?

Funny story about that. Parents were always coming back 1-2 days early. No big deal, learned to adjust. Well, they go to FL to see my grandparents. Gone for two weeks. 8 days have gone by. Got a friend I literally grew up with over. We're in the basement, smoking some hash out of a bong, watching Hogans Heros. (100 times funnier that way) Got the doors open, and told another friend just to come on in. So we're pretty wasted, and we hear the storm door open. Think it's my friend. Then someone laughs. I say, that sounds exactly like my Grandmothers laugh. That was one of the biggest suprises I got. Seems like the smoke cloud hanging from the ceiling was a foot thick. Still, that was some kick ass lebanese gold. hr>


Nothing like that ever happened to me. lol

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hi everyone, PC gets to the zone. Very sad indeed.

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The Dumass Lounge? Yah it has a nice ring to it.

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Originally posted by: motox26
(Cough...Cough...Cough)

What's that smell?


Some material was harmed in the construction of the lounge.

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Scooter, we need to put some Aerosmith in the Jukebox. hr>


Absolutely!!

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Wow! MWQ long time no lounge, belly up to the bar and let me get ya a 48 oz. Code Red. hr>


Sweet!

I dont come in here that often. But when i do it is a special moment.

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Originally posted by: motox26
Woah! I don't remeber MWQ being in this joint.


I dont think this is my first post in here.

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Better to smell like fish....then like monkey. hr>


What if the monkey smells like fish?

Or, what if the fish smells like monkey?





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I think ive drank too much Code Red today. Squeege is really pissing me off!!! BR>


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Originally posted by: RUFFCOUNTRY


wait till you pull his plug.


If your pulling the monkeys plug!!!!??? Im outa here!!