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Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
You'd think he'd just join the Hair Club. hr>


LOL

Posted by: motox26

Shot of whiskey this am coming up!

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: motox26
Shot of whiskey this am coming up!



Aw man, we got drunk as monkey's on Friday before gun season. Went to sleep at 1 got up at 4 and each had a shot before we went out. I thought I was gunna puke in my stand, friggin wind was blowing my tree around in circles, and I had an aching headache! I should have takin the bottle I guess. hr>


Oh man, if I was drunk and went to be at 1, there is no way I could get up at 4. I don't care if there was a tornado I wouldn't be able to get up!

Posted by: motox26

I know when I wake up about to p*ss myself a few hours after I have gone to bed drunk, I still almost can't get up just to take a leak. I think from now on I'm just gonna let go.....just let is go!

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I hope MD is wearing water proof pj's when you do that.

He does wear something in the sticky bag, doesn't he????? hr>



You stay warmer in the nudeBR>

Posted by: motox26

I feel sooooo free right now!

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
Set Motox up for the weekend. BR>
My tab. hr>


Ah, thanks buddy.BR>
Now, where is that vicodin.

Posted by: motox26

Alright, who crapped in the sink!

Posted by: motox26

(Looks in the sink)


There's my keys!

Posted by: motox26

Aw man, now I'm going to be paranoid when I take a leak....or poo!

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: deanz400
dang I feel like I own this bar nobody is hardley here ,and I'm just wearing the girls out in the back room haha,dang this feels good to be king for a while .



Just remember....everything you do is being watched. hr>


And you might want to make sure the wives don't see the video's.

Posted by: motox26

Mornin BRW, but I think you have the wrond place, since you don't drink and all.

Posted by: motox26

Because that is about all there is to do in here.

Posted by: motox26

Better do a shot for Friday.

Posted by: motox26

Uh-oh, 2 just leads to more!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: motox26

I think I'm just going to lay my head on the bar.

Posted by: motox26

Oh what a nice way to wake up, someone put a blanky on me. Wait a minute, this blanky is sticky!

Posted by: motox26

Bloop

Posted by: motox26

(moto runs by)


Why is monkey chaaaaaaasin meeee?!!!

Posted by: motox26

AHHHHH...he got me!....Man Down!

Posted by: motox26

Whew...thank goodness he just went for my back.

Posted by: motox26

Oh boy, Monkey has really done it this time.

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
You sure that isn't Motox?

Either way, I ain't opening that door. hr>


No, I have done come out of the closet. I mean...uhhh...img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Posted by: motox26

Bartender, give me an eggnog and Beam, hold the eggnog!

Posted by: motox26

Is MD eating a Snickers again?

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: deanz400
that was one scary sight ,but I think she tamed the beast .


Monkey or his banana?

Posted by: motox26

Monkey casted, hooked, and then humped with the old $20 bill trick. (feels sorry for Scoot smiley)

Posted by: motox26

Time to Party!!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
What's up with all the Geisha dancers?

img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> That's just wrong to take down the Dale Earnhardt racing hood and replace it with the Brian Vickers hood. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">hr>


img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0">



(lol)

Posted by: motox26

Well, I guess Vickers won't be needing it since his car hardly hits the track.

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: motox26
Well, I guess Vickers won't be needing it since his car hardly hits the track.hr>


Not even bug guts on this one. hr>


Hey look, the Japs put up a hood from each Toyoter, and most of them look unused! The few that are used seemed to be crushed.BR>

at Toyoter.

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: motox26
Well, I guess Vickers won't be needing it since his car hardly hits the track.hr>


Not even bug guts on this one. hr>


Hey look, the Japs put up a hood from each Toyoter, and most of them look unused! The few that are used seemed to be crushed.BR>

at Toyoter.hr>


(Scooter looks under hood)

Hey, they's sompin looks illegal here. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">


MAOimg src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>

Posted by: motox26

Yeah the hell that other stuff, I'll have Jim or Jack for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!BR>

Hey, why you gotta a gun Scoot, did monkey sleep with your wife?

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey Moto when are you going to tke monkey back where you got him??????????


Oh great, he heard something about going back now he is going bazurk!

Posted by: motox26

LOL Doolittle.

Posted by: motox26

I though MD learned his lesson about eating Snickers bars?

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: motox26
I though MD learned his lesson about eating Snickers bars?hr>



I didnt think someone would take the time to half wrap a turd. hr>


Scoot is a persistent man.

Posted by: motox26

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Guess I'll hang out here until we get taken out of "time out" hr>


I've been at lunch, what happened?

Posted by: motox26

Oh great, all these people in here and now the crapper is clogged.

Posted by: motox26

Whew, what is that smell?

Posted by: motox26

Originally posted by: Raptorlegs

Originally posted by: Scootergptx



Ok Dean, a ribbed balloon poodle?




You ain't got enough to reach a hamsters ribs, much less a poodles. /end quote>


If it isn't the dirty sanchez himself!

Posted by: Just4Kicks

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Im thinking of a new title right now.

Im thinking


"The locked Until Monday AM Zone"


What do you think?

Any other suggestions?


I'm thinking "I've got the power to lock the zone so it is done and that kind of power is by far greater than that which follows the statement PULL MY FINGER"BR>
OK...maybe not

It's all good MWQ, I trust you had a good reason to do it. Not that it really matters what I think but you're alright in my book.

Posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash

I gota' beef!!!! How the hell can ThePhantomRider hit 484 post of Useless, longwinded, worthless, 3rd person talkin' posts! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash

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Originally posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
I gota' beef!!!! How the hell can ThePhantomRider hit 484 post of Useless, longwinded, worthless, 3rd person talkin' posts! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>


It cant be easy, but I find it very entertaining compared to some that post here.



GOOD POINT!!!!!!! LOL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash

MrDumass....
doin' GREAT , thanks for asking! I feel for anyone who has to go through that! ....2 weeks of hell! I needed one of those pills in your pics! LOL

Posted by: blviper26

Who's that Moto guy, he gets all the lady's attention!

Posted by: rescuediver

TPR, when the KTM hits the market. Are they going to force kawasaki from making the orange color kfx 400? Just curiousEveryone has a color that is recognized as a particular manufactorerHonda red, Yamaha blue, Kawasaki green, KTM orange., Suzuki yellow.

Posted by: rescuediver

I figured as muchBut with them coming back into the atv sceneI thought they might to get the orange back in their corner

Posted by: rescuediver

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
It takes a lot to be the champ, and I have what it takes....



LOL....here we go again...TPR...I told you before, I'm the champ img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> j/k



I think you need to change the title back to "You now know how great I am...." Only one Champ and that is RC

You can continue thinking "your" the greatestThat's your opinionand everyone is entitled to thatBR>

Posted by: rescuediver

You guys and galsposted some funny stuff

Posted by: rescuediver

TPR, Sounds like a great timeWhat river was this party on? Not to many rivers up in the Central Ca. where huge parties can be given

Posted by: rescuediver

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
It was the mighty Colorado River....have a place near Yuma that I stay April to September. Just park the hauler there and....shazam, instant summer house!!!

The Phantom....loves the ladies in bikini's.....espically Mrs. Phantom....


Sounds greatIt's amazing how they can dam that river and it still runs the way it doesost some picsand the Mrs. is optional

Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
MrDumass....
doin' GREAT , thanks for asking! I feel for anyone who has to go through that! ....2 weeks of hell! I needed one of those pills in your pics! LOL


Ya Mike, my wife and I have kept you in our prayers, glad to hear all is well! Maybe in a few years our boys can be ATV riding buddies!

Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
I gota' beef!!!! How the hell can ThePhantomRider hit 484 post of Useless, longwinded, worthless, 3rd person talkin' posts! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>


It cant be easy, but I find it very entertaining compared to some that post here.


Sorry MWQ!!!! I hope you are not talking about me!!!!

Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: Catterman
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad

It cant be easy, but I find it very entertaining compared to some that post here.


Sorry MWQ!!!! I hope you are not talking about me!!!!hr>


Of course not you!! I still dont understand why you got so excited about my milk thoughts, but I definitely like you. I was thinking about guys like "stupidatvrider" or "ehlitdew". There are more but your not one of them. hr>


Ya, sorry about the milk thing. It is just that I really enjoy milk!!!!

Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad

Everyone believes in something. Thankfully we only disagree on milk, and not God. BR>
Do you prefer 1%, 2%, or whole milk? I still will pour a small glass of whole milk to dip chips ahoy cookies in occasionally. LOL


We actually drink skim milk. The only difference between skim and whole milk is the amount of fat (and the taste!). Once you get used to skim milk it is a lot better for you and your heart. Also, babies shouldn't drink milk until they are at least 1 year old, then they should be on whole milk until 3 or so, then 2% for another few years, then onto skim. This is because they need the fat for brain development. This is according to my wife anyway.

And yes, I like this site because of the many CHristians I have found here too!

Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I cant get any work done today. You know those days where there is no work in the am, then lots in the pm, but your already in lazy mode? Thats me today!


That is me everyday!!! HA!

Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Well, looks like when I get around to getting the Prowler, we can have a 3 way battle since one inlaw is gettin the Ranger and the other has already got the Rhino.

Everyone has come around to my way of thinking....

TPR



Thats sweet! Who makes the Prowler? I forget. (imagine that) hr>


Arctic Cat! It uses the same engine as in my H1. They are having great success with them so far.

Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Well, looks like when I get around to getting the Prowler, we can have a 3 way battle since one inlaw is gettin the Ranger and the other has already got the Rhino.

Everyone has come around to my way of thinking....

TPR



Thats sweet! Who makes the Prowler? I forget. (imagine that) hr>



Arctic Cat. they use the new 650 out of the H1 like C has...

TPR


Doh!!! Beat to the punch by a minute... BR>
I think they sell for $9000 - $10,000. Ain't cheap thats for sure.

Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
8-10k


TPR


Beat to the punch again.... I just can't win today...

Posted by: Catterman

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HOLY CHIT!!!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
I just found out I'm getting free Elka's for one of the yfz's.
Elka decided to sponsor our DVD and is giving us product to run on film...WOOOHOOO!!!! hr>


Ummm, what the heck did you just say??? I know an Elk is a big deer, I have no idea what a "Elka" is. But if you are getting a lot of them, can I have one????

Posted by: Catterman

C is just stopping by the Champs Bar to say hi. Off to a work Christmas party!!!

Posted by: Catterman

Hey Champ and everyone else, just stoppen by for a quick drink!

Plan to be back to my 5+ posts a day come March!

Posted by: Catterman

C needs something strong today... Get me a decaff americano with sugar free vanilla syrup and steamed fat free skim mike!

Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: Catterman
C needs something strong today... Get me a decaff americano with sugar free vanilla syrup and steamed fat free skim mike! hr>


Just send another bottle of Jim down here on the floor.

C, I'm not too sure I want anything with skim mike. hr>


Yeah Skim Mike is kind of a Skuzzy fellow. BR>
Floor? I though I was doin good leanin against a wall. Well that explains the no leg wobble. hr>


Well this is my daily switch of the letters!!! Nothing gets by the spinners!

Posted by: Catterman


Posted by: Catterman

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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey Scooter monkey is eyeing up your other sock !!


Hey Dean, are you gonig to make it up to SPider Lake next weekend? YOu can bring me a drink from the Dumass lounge

Posted by: Catterman

I can't believe how dead it is in here, where the heck is the monkey??????????????????

Maybe someone could post some nudie picts or something to get this place going again. Scoot, go ahead and post those nudie picks you took of me the other day.

Posted by: Catterman

Nope, I was one of the two guys that walked into it.

Posted by: Catterman

C is pretty good at pool (no I am not talking about pocket pool!!!)

At least that monkey doesn't have a hard on

Posted by: Catterman

Better make mine a Skim Milk!!!! No, what the heck, make that a 2% and I will go a little crazy today

DD, very nice rack job there too. Just don't hit my balls too hard now.

Posted by: Catterman

Bring back the strippers

Posted by: deanz400


Hey guys I can't believe I read this whole thread ,. this looks like a fun palce to hang . are there any dues to pay .

Posted by: deanz400


Reading this whole thread is dues paid in full
thought they were playing country when I walked in bet Mr.D listens to that stuff so he can dance by himself all alone .
but I'll have a Wiskey If you don't mind strait up , hope you've got some good stuff .

Posted by: deanz400


( WALKING IN ) hey how about a good drink and not one of those dang wine coolers some of you are drinking,.
Moto put a leash on that monkey I don't need any leg lotion ,thank you much.

Posted by: deanz400


hey as long as the monkey doesn't start fling his poo.
does the juke box have any Travis Tritt ?

Posted by: deanz400


Good thinking on the monkey ,Moto should get the mokey some salt peter ,it's supposed to cool the labido ,then we wouldn't have so many stains to clean up ,
say when do the strippers get here ?

Posted by: deanz400


hey then can you play here's a Quater call some one who cares .?

Posted by: deanz400


eter salt sounds like some thing you'd put on a hot dog .

Posted by: deanz400


here Moto here's a dollar for the juke box ,play a bunch of songs .

TPR by god your a genius , when are you going to start that program .

Posted by: deanz400


hey TPR or Mr.D get that glitter on them strippers we need to party .img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">

Posted by: deanz400


hey thanks 1of 4 ,one drink and I loose my direction , OK I admit it I'm a light weight at drinking .

Posted by: deanz400


yea kind of gave it up after I came back from Iraq ,

Posted by: deanz400


hey Mr. D put that little hose away the hoooka hose is bigger then that , everybody knows that ,
look Mr. D is trying to get the monkey to suck on his hooka hose .

1of4 thanks for welcomeing me back been back for a while now ,long enough to get single

Posted by: deanz400


Mr.D I can help that stripper with a trim ,I gave enough hair cuts to some of my fellow soliders in Iraq ,
( talking to the stripper ) ok now hold still this won't hurt a bit , hey guys do we want any thing left on her?

Posted by: deanz400


OK now I see with scooter and moto around I don't have to be a gentlemen , also we add in the way Mr.D runs this bar and I see this is FUN central ..img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Posted by: deanz400


( monkey takes a bite ) and falls on the floor passed out , what the heck was in that burrito ?????????????

Posted by: deanz400


hey 1of 4 on a side note was in Iraq april 03 to april 04 ,

Posted by: deanz400


trying to get promoted before I volenteer to go back .

Posted by: deanz400

hey Moto I think your monkey needs his stomach pumped ,Mr.d what kind of seasoning did you have in that burrito ?????????????

Posted by: deanz400


hey sorry Mr. D got a bad head cold not seeing strait .
got 24 years in the Army Reserves , as a mechanic , motor SGT. and platoon SGT. reupped to indefinate .

hey Mr.D are you talking about that poo that was crawling around how did that get back in here , and Why would you make a burrito out of it . Moto better get the monkey to the vet quick ,

Posted by: deanz400



Awwe the Vet forgave the monkey they said a monkey is a monkey , but that poor cat never thought it would be raped by a monkey , I heard they have the cat seeing a phyciatrist .

Posted by: deanz400


might as well ask Moto it's his monkey .

Posted by: deanz400


Scooter she's met you before she new you didn't have 9 inches of any thing on you .

Posted by: deanz400


hye shake that thing baby ,( spitting ) hey MRD to much glitter it's falling off the stripper into my drink .

Posted by: deanz400


Scooter thats just plain mean ..

hey line-em up I'm buying a round ...!!!!!!!!!!

there she goes boys lok at her shake that thing .

Posted by: deanz400


hey If your curious about the monkey ask Moto I saw him walking out of the bathroom holding the monkeys hand and just grinning .
TPR had a women ask for a big 7 inches ,told her i'm not folding my dick in half for no b-tch .

Posted by: deanz400



sure i'm out working hard and scooter doesn't leave one stripper able to stand up and dance .
dang scooter i'm impressed !!!!!

Posted by: deanz400



what the heck 1 of 4 are you ok , hey why is the monkey walking around with a condom on ????????
now he's chaseing the cat ,thats just sick ,,Moto will you stop that monkey ,oh my god animals aren't supposed to do that . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">

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dang 1of4 I was just following your lead man , besides I think that big chested blonde over there is giving you the come here look , go for it man ,

Posted by: deanz400



hey the blonde is still looking (drooling ) at you 1of4 or was tthat your stick she was looking AT .


hey Mr.D any guns i can borrow to blow off some steam ,strippers are no good , scooter wore them all out .

Posted by: deanz400



1of4 what the heck did you eat ,did you eat one of Mr.D's burritos ,man those things are toxic

Posted by: deanz400


HEY Scooter ( lightly slapping scooters face ) hey man you ok ????? lucky you fell on the big titted brunett or you really might have hurt your self .( hands scooter a drink ) hey man give the girl some mouth to mouth will you .you knocked the wind out of her ,it's the least you can do .
I'm going to help myself to the redhead .

Posted by: deanz400


hey scooter it was probably from friday that started your downwerd spiral ,

Posted by: deanz400


hey Mr.D could we get some air freshners in here , ? , between that funky monkey and what scooter did this last weekend ,it's just raqnk in here , I've been in cleaner smelling sewers .

Posted by: deanz400


Hey thanks Mr.D thats better , geeeze how much of that stuff did you smoke this weekend Scooter .?
I thought my eye sight was failing me but it's just smoke ,.( cough ,cough )again thanks D it's getting better .

Posted by: deanz400


hey Mr.D can we get some disinfectent for the bar stools you never know what scooter did or where .WHAT DID I JUST PUT MY HAND IN that is so gross .BR> Well that was either from Scooter or the monkey I don't want to know . (wipeing my hands on a bar towel )

Posted by: deanz400



hey 1of 4 heres some super glue , now you can put your teeth back in .

Posted by: deanz400



Always glad to help a fellow patron of this fine establishment .

Posted by: deanz400


I'll take a tall one one the rocks wiskey coke .

can't resist a freebie ,plus I heard there's free BOOBIES here also

Posted by: deanz400


(standing drinking at the bar ) hey 1of 4 watch out , ( the monkey diappears up his kilt ) .

well either the monkey went up his kilt to swing on the vine or to explore the dark region

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Here Scooter lean back thats to much of a awful eyeful heres some tecuila to clean your eyes out . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

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dang 1of 4 whats the mokey swing on ,,, WAIT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW .

Posted by: deanz400



whats the brunetts name with the DD set of juggs .

I think I neeed some attion . especially after what the monkey did to 1OF4 .

Posted by: deanz400



Hey 1OF4 yumight want your equipment chacked out and some lotion , the monkey put a world of hurt on you .

Posted by: deanz400



hey did any one bring a video camera ?
probably could win some money on Americas funnist home video's

Posted by: deanz400



I ment for when we get to the zoo to video monkey doing his thing with all his pals there,

Posted by: deanz400



holy jebus is iit ever crowded in here ,
hey Scooter I think the fat one with hooves is eyeing you up ..

Posted by: deanz400

my thoughts exacatly

Posted by: deanz400



hey Mr. D set them up I'm buying ...a toast to the poo ..
hey checkout monkey he looks like he's crying .

Posted by: deanz400



feel for you guys but since i'm single where the heck is trixie? i want some female fixie .

Posted by: deanz400



Say guys thanks for getting me down off that pole ,

Did you know that Trixie has some standards , and certain places you are not allowed to touch .BR> she is also very strong for a hot women

Posted by: deanz400



NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M talking about look at all that new T&A . I think I just fell into heaven , fire up that hooka and how about some WINDSOR &Coke ,

1of4 watchout the Monkey got that real horny look on his face and he's looking at you leg ...!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: deanz400



Well TPR congratulations ,

hey how about a drink down here .BR>
hey Scooter sorry about running you over but I had to stop some place to pull my pants up , only to discover that they were backwards,

Posted by: deanz400



well with Moto ,they say you are what you eat or blow , notice how him and monkey are so close . BR>
Hey now where did that oil go (jumps on stage slips and falls on a$$) alls I wanted was to rub some on the girls .

Posted by: deanz400



never said they weren't , but this one wants to chop you up and eat you BR>
hey where did the oil go (oopsslips on his a$$ again )

Posted by: deanz400



dang it Scooter I wanted to oil the ladies all up inside and out

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here I go getting the left overs again ,but oohh what left overs they are

they still want to play lets go ladies , Scooter you just go take your nap ,,ok

Posted by: deanz400


hey your being mighty generous tonite .( wonder what he's up to ?)

Well time to get to work on them ladies . ( ripping off my cloths so they don't get oil stains on them ) look over and money still sleeps .FUN TIME

Posted by: deanz400


Hey easy there 1of4 you'll get the ladies out of the mood ..

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1OF4 it would have been better if you'd have kept some cloths on ,No i'm not going to look at that I'm not a Dr , have the monkey put some lotion on that floor burn , but you have to wake him up first .

Posted by: deanz400



1of4 I'm not even going to tell you what you did last night ,ouch!!!

hey ladies free mustach rides here .. now now don't push , enough tounge for all of you ..

Posted by: deanz400



Well 1of4 lets sasy you didn't do the monkey ,BUT I didn't say any thing about the monkey not doing YOU

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hey guys you know there's an old joke about a monkey pulling a cork out of a butt with poop flying allll over the place .

Hey Scooter you wouldn't believe what the monkey was doing to the bottled beer . wouldn't drink that either ,bet it's skunky tasting now .

Posted by: deanz400


Hey scoots Monkey was eyeing you up ,I think he wants payback for that plugg you got him ,so don't bend over with him around ,
But I'm going to find me a girl thats bent over and have a meaning ful dicussion

Posted by: deanz400


Thats it no flaming Drinks here , don't need to see Scooter with no eye brows .

Posted by: deanz400



There you go let the monkey loose on the local residents .cops won't know how to contain that litle freak.

Posted by: deanz400



hey guys say scooter I have a sober idea , yea I know it's not right but i havent been in a bar all day either .put monkey in the closet, tied to something and then tie a string to his plug then tie it to the door handle ,
when you close the door monkey gets relief and nobody gets tainted with his POO ,what was the cleaning mans name he can then clean the closet .haha

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Also you don't get monkey POO all over the bar and Booze and the girls stage

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hey who took the toilet out of the bathroom (as i walk out of the closet , hiccup, beltch ---farrrt ) what the heck was in those drinks last night ?
how come I feel like I did something wrong ,(looks down and see my pants on backwards img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">

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1of 4 I'm done off the ceiling , time to kick some dumb monkey butt . well not really he might explode

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If monkey wants to mess with me I'll pour this down this throat ( pulls a bottle of ex-lax out of the back pocket ) we'll see who has the last laugh .

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hey where did Moto ever disappear to it's his monkey he needs to take care of him.

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hey I finally got the whole place to myself , ladies line up time to get down and dirty this is now a cloths optional lounge ,booze is free , ( what a way to spend a weekend ,drunk with naked women all around ,)img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">

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Hey 1of 4 join the party free boze and willing women .

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Viagra ,who needs stinking Viagra .this is a natural postion

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I'd sure as heck won't ask for anything with cream in it ,
lets see i'd rather ask for a stiff drink ,strait up or on the rocks then get a cream soda

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I'd go for a white Russian also ,as long as she was willing .

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Thats the way I need them,going thru dry spells sucks when your single thats why I like to hang out here .

Wanting Women and flowing booze BR>
now if they can just keep monkey under control.

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And 1of4 you thought service came with out a price ,
since I can't seem to keep my pants on I'm only going to wear my underwear .

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ok who stole my pants , just because a guy walks around with out pants is no reason to steal them,,,hey Mr. D are they behind the bar ? table 11 gave me the creeps , I don't mind the ladies grabbing me but those guys were digusting .

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Hey Scooter I'm buying ,I'll always buy a good friend a drink or 2 to watch them get blasted BR>
havent been in a good fight in a long time . yea baby bring out the strippers .

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(falls out of closet with naked stripper ,and no pants )

Dang hate that when that happens , JUlie you can get off me , shoot wore her completly out ,

Hey SCOOTER how you doing ,see that your taking my lead ,with the pants thing ,
and better yet took care of the monkey , hey whats he doing to that dog ,,, ooohh I don't want to know .

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Well maybe we should have a memorial for it !!

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hey guys don't worry I got my pants double belted on . speaking of double belted how about a double shot of windser on ice ... yep sounds good , thanks Mr. D

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hey guys I've got it figured out instead of all these small drink glasses ( pulls out abig gulp insulated mug 84 oz ) now just get anice little drink mixed up and I won't even have to get up .

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It's a badge of honor go for it .

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Scooter just no biting the floataion devices , hit me up MR.D with a windser coke .

how come mokey looks so pleased with himself?

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Hey Scooter you know all that exictement for the monkey ,his poor heart might not take much more . BR>
I think I'll bring a alley cat tomorrow and we'll see which one gets the surprise .

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Hey Scooter just make sure I'm as far from the floor show as possible , he may see afew customers he might want to violate also .

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Hey Scooter man is it quiet in here too quiet , but what the heck I'll have some of that OJ witha kick ,

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HOOWEEE I got all the strippers to myself , and they all seem pretty wound up I think I'll unwind them myself ,It's my obligated duty to them help them relieve some stress , and since Mr.D is not here lets just say it's open bar girls .

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hey just hook up a screwdriver drip ,hooweee is this fun , it's like playing in one of those playpens with balls in it only this is much more enjoyable !!!!!!!!!!!!

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well Scooter I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder ,right , and if your not careful the girls will give you a mark to go with your (Quote ,beauty) ,ok just give me a soda for that remark.

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Well what if i want to keep sinning now ? nothing like the present to expand my debauchery

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Oh please Oh GREAT SCOOTER tell us more . (gag ) I can't say that with out almost puking , sorry Scooter I think I need a drink ,Mr.D windser coke .

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Scooter no mtter how you wear them It's not right BR>
I think I'll sit here and voulenteer my lap so the ladies can practic there lap dances , I'ts my patriotic duty that they have them down right , ahh I think the pants are off again ,Dang that feels good ,alright ladies who's first !!!!!!!!!!!

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Dang it Mr.D you need to get Armando to take out the trash more often , and throw the drunks in the back room for monkey to play with . that will teach them to pass out in here how about a draft down here .

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Hey Mr D i thought this was a pants optional ,place .

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hello -------------hello ---------------- man where did everbody go . I'll just have a couple then maybe the girls will come back ,play a few tunes on the juke box and relax .aaahhhhhh!

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TPR is king thats my vote ,you rock man .

Well I'm back guys from doing my oblagatory 2 weeks of Army Reserve Training .
and I had to wear my pnts the whole 2 weeks . and no good looking ladies ,like we have here,
think I need a shot of something , make it a Quadruple ,wwhhoo weee .that was strong .bring on the ladies .

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Hey I'll 2nd that motion of Scooters , do I hear a 3rd to pass it . yep there it is , you have it Scooter .
I'll take another shot .
Question does RC mind the no pants rule ?

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first off Scooter you set a bed enough example for all of us , It's hard enough keeping up with your deviant behavior as it is . but like RC said easier to lay it on the table or stage or what not , But RC you have to realize it's one rule for everyone including yourself ,which I'm all for , MR.D a round for the house on me ,with a few of the girls to go with it . woohoo .

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like I said yes you are a PSA for the uncontrolled deviants all around , we look up to you to always set new standards for being bad , thats why I need to buy you a round , your choice .

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What the heck Scooter cowboy on up here you spill your drink because RC says she don't have any pants on , she probably is wearing a skirt ,so just cool your nervouseness .

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Scooter I'll be one of the judges , Say is RC going to enter ,i'm sure she would win hands down.

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hey 1of4 I'll get you a beer , any thing else , RC you need anything ? like Me BR> hey Scooter you are the master Deviant ,we could just call you the MD .

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SCOOTER --- MD (MASTER -DEVIANT)

i'LL VOTE FOR THAT WITH A DRINK

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SSSSHHHHH be veerrryy vveerrryyy quiet I'm hunting dancers ( inthe voice of elmmer Fudd ) hhhahhaaa.

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I'll drink to that Scooter , and i'll dance withthe ladies also ..

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maybe we should rename the LOUNGE (HE'S NOT HERE) especially for Scooter .

Yep I think during happy hour it should be a 2for for drinks and girls .

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After today I can gladly say I'm happy i'm divorced .

got screwed and not in a good sense .

kind of like the Army , oh well need to drown my sorrows , windsor coke and keep them coming ,thank you very much , and maybe some companionship to , ( whistles hard ) hey Veronica ,how about a lap dance . make ita long one .

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Thanks Scooter you got the Monkey doing the LEG thing again , and he's been so good for a while now .

( PSSSTT monkey see that new guy he's got hairy legs your favorite go for it ,) Here's one for you Wiswolvy

Hey Scooter that should teach him who has priorty around here.

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Hey take it easy ,WW monkey will treat you right .hahahaha

hey Veronica where did you go ?

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Hey WW I think TPR would have a say in who owns the place as it still is his , and by his generousness he lets us in here on a honor system . If you can't abide out you go or I'll have monkey take you to the closet .

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Then regretfully i'd have to say get in line ,I've been waiting since I came on board .

First though you have to make friends with the monkey,

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Hey WW and a windser coke ,to How you doing Scooter ? ( psst did you tell WW that he has to get the monkey a cat to play with ?)

hey where's Barbie I feel the need for some silocon under my hands , Is it pants on or off today I can never keep track ?

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OH sorry Scooter thought it was my turn to dance with the ladies , HEY FF get with the program ,were not wierdo's were DEVIANTS and Scooter is our leader .

wwhhoooooooooooo shake it baby , no like this ,( slips on the edge of the stage) , hey Scooter less oil on the girls next time , it's dangerous up here .

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Dang Scooter thats just gross , you should contain yourself .
Or was it WW he's new and I'm sure he hasn't leared to control himself ,

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WW you have to get some body else to want to work here , and sure I'll have my usuall drink .
maybe we can train Monkey to clean up the stage , like tie a mop to his waist and put a cat on the end of it .he'd be running around in circles in no time .

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naw last time they showed up ,the women should not have been wearing skirts , it was a sight to see . monkey never has gotten so much tail. hahaha

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UUHH Scooter I'll let you have sniffers row all to your self.

there might be be stuff flying off that stage I don't want to think about it ( aka Galleger ).

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look here we got a Rapper MM ,scooter the new guy forgot he's supposed to use cold water ,

Dang WW you should know better ,now we have to startr all over .

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Hey WW we have to keep the monkey away from half dressed females ,last time he tore into them we had half the girls quit,monkey is only allowed around other animals .

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hey there is no problem with half naked women .

Hey WW your mission is to procure a cat or dog and tie monkey to the animal and throw him into the closet with it .this is part of your job duties ,if you don't find an animal you go into the closet with the monkey .right Scooter

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Hey ww the secret to closet is a secret your not supposed to know about it ,

Now that he's gone lets take care of those half naked women . wohoo

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hey since nobody is here I get the girls all to myself ,hey girls no cloths are allowed for now . and free booze .

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( crawling to the bar ) in that case WW my usually. ow my head hurts .

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Where did every body go over the 4th you should have seen the girls celebrate .there was more then fire works in the air .

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Hey Scooter it was getting hot in here and the monkey was itching so bad that I thought it was agood idea , I didn't know that he would be embarASSED