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Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I thought for sure OFC and MWQ would be passing me before the first of the year but I am not so sure now.
I predict better numbers for them in 2006 though.
I think SBXS will be untouchable by summer! hr>
Nahh, I would think he would have to get bored sitting here posting all day. Especially a high schooler. I was always on the run in high school.
Posted by: motox26
Get me a coffee, Black!
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Cofee not only wakes me up a little, it cleans me out!
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Nahh, I would think he would have to get bored sitting here posting all day. Especially a high schooler. I was always on the run in high school.
I dont think he is as active as you were! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">hr>
LOL! Guess not!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Me to! Especially in the early morning. I can hear something make a blub-blub-blub noise and then its time to get moving.hr>
I usually don't drink coffee on the weekends, so come Monday Im at the pool 3 times before lunch!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
DAM! It does clean you out!
I don't know which emotion to hit, this or this LOL
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Code Red aint cutting it this am, you got any RedBull in this bar?
Only if your putting Jegermiester in it.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Man, I had Black and Tan's last night for the first time in ages. Soooo good!!
TPR
Whats Black and Tans? Supper?
Women of different race?
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I have been really looking forward to TPR's response.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
WowMo26 I am not used to seeing you on late.
I was really looking forward to TPR's response.
Posted by: motox26
Well that's a boring story. Give me a Jack on the rocks!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Did any of you happen to buy a few Xbox 360's?? They just came out this am, and they are on Ebay going for 1500 bucks! They are only 3-400 dollars!
And Im sure there is "hard-core gamers" (nerds buying them for $1500.
And what do you mean 'ONLY' 3-400 dollars?
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: codyormoe
Actually, I bought 4 and I plan on putting 3 on Ebay. I did the same thing last year with the Nintendo DS's and made a small fortune.
Hmmmm, Playstation and Nintendo are supposed to be coming out with new game systems next year. There's you a new quad Dumass!
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I'd say if you started the bid at like $500 and let it go it would sell pretty easy. Sounds like it might go over a grand pretty easy. I might try that sometime.
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Do that a few times and there really is your whole dam quad!
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I'll have one on WB.
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Originally posted by: Webopper
*girgle girgle girgle...SWOOSH*
<cough> <cough> .......Now this is how I want to start the holidays!
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I came in here earlier for a drink but the glasses had dust in them so I got a coffee next door at the spinzone.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
but it sure would be nice if the Champ hired a lil hottie to keep things clean. hr>
That's what Im talkin about!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Ok, there's a 20 on the bar for the drink and the membership fee.
I'll be back later. Have a feeling I'll need it.
HEYYY!! Somebody left Monopoly money!
Posted by: motox26
Yeah, cash in their savings bonds from now on!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Webopper
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Alright, bars open! I've always heard the new guy buys, so drink up. Bartender! Your best draft for everyone! (I'm generous, but cheap)
Hey, if it's free, it for me...
I usually say this, but after the sh!ts I had last weekend from draft.......ahh what am I saying? I'll drink anything!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
There are no needless days off!!! You just didnt realize how much you needed this break from work. BR>
LOL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Hey this guy is drinking Code Red in a bar!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I'm no fashion expert, but doesn't vodka go with anything?
I always thought so.
Posted by: motox26
My woman gets frisky with me when she's drunk, that's how she got pregnant!
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Hey C was in here, I havn't seen him in a little while.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Whhoooooottt! I finally had a soild poo! hr>
Uhhh......Congradulations.......I guess.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> lol
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I don't mind a runny poo, I just hate it when you have draft beer and then get cramping poo. That is like torture!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
OMG
OFC is giving the fingerhr>
And we don't know where it's been. Ewww. hr>
LOL!
Posted by: motox26
BAM!!
(Head slams on the bar as I pass out)
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Should have seen him when he came in here Halloween night! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
You remember that? I thought everybody was to drunk to tell who I was.
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Eww, if you can see a cloud, you must have some funk in your underwear.
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Dumass, dude, your breath smells like sh*t!
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Here, have another. I insist!!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I might just call it quits on beer forever. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">
Your not no damn quitter!
Posted by: motox26
A whole bottle at once?!!! I would think that would kill you. I drank a whole bottle pretty much by myself one time and it took me all friggin night, and I started ealry.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Webopper
BLAAAAAAAAA...somebody say beer???
Not you too!!
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I better just take a shot of DayQuil right now.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Fock that, take the nyquil and get a buzz. hr>
LOL, I was just getting ready to say I was feeling a little risky and might go with the NyQuil.
Posted by: motox26
Yeah, this is TPR's bar and he is never in here. Maybe the "Spinner's Bar and Grille"?
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We need some poles in this joint.
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Sausage Fest!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Oh, is that what your lil town has every year? j/k
No that'd be SauerKraut thank you.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
....and what goes with sauerkraut?hr>
Sausage.BR>
Maybe Vagicil?
Posted by: motox26
Hey that sounds good Dumass! We just need to remember to bring some good tunes.
Posted by: motox26
I bet some Fricken Chichen Chunks would do the trick!
Posted by: motox26
Still know crowd in here, guess the regulars keeps this place paying the bills.
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Girls! Girls! Girls!
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Mmmmm, now Im hungry!
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Speaking of, everytime I have been taking my kids to the pool for the last 2 days they have jumped in and turned green.
Posted by: motox26
I really hate clean up. Especialy since my right hand is injured right now.
Posted by: motox26
Geeze Scoot, your becoming the regular who is always at the bar and smells funny.
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I didn't know candy bars have corn in them.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Ever notice the floaties after eating salsa.hr>
Oh don't even mention salsa. When I was puking my brains out last week, the last thing I ate was salsa. I can't even stand the thought of them now.
Posted by: motox26
Champ, get the mop!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass<
Oh, no you dont. If you make the mess, you gotta clean it. Bar rules. hr>
Last weekend my friend got sick outside the front door at a bar. He got a 5 gallon bucket and thru the water right over his mess. Drunk bastage!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Got sick outside the gf's house once in the winter. Froze overnight, and it didn't get above freezing for a week. Not the Christmas decoration that street was looking for. hr>
EWWWW!
I got sick in the front yard one time, a week later I cut the grass and hit that old puke patch. That smell came back to life.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: TPR
When the permits come in the new bar will have stainless metal grate flooring with a subfloor of concrete below. After accidents and closing, I'll simply hit a button and a flood of water and sanitizer will flush out the mess...like a giant toilet!!
TPR
You've heard it straight from the HillWilliam himself!
LOL, oh that's great!
Posted by: motox26
Oh you guys aren't helping me none. I don't even have time to take a nap on my lunch break do to arronds I need to run.
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Isn't it the worst when it is a night with the boys and your stomach doesn't feel good to begin with.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Quick Champ, fill me pitcher during this commercial. Gotta get back to the game.
Damn, I guess drinking, watching a football game and being in a hurry makes me talk like a pirate. BR>So I guess it's a Captain Morgan's for breakfast. hr>
LOL, you did sound like a bloody pirate.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Just saw a pirate movie. It was rated ARRRRRRR. (Thanks, I'll be here all week)
LOL, my girfriend's dad tells that one. And he is corny to.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
You mean your fiance's dad? BR>
You dont have a g/f anymore M26! hr>
I don't say fiance' to much, it sounds kind of GG's boyfriendish.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Freudian slip? Or is there something he's hiding?
.............Um, I don't even know what that means.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
It means she will be your wife soon.Not to mention the mother of your daughter. Very
GG may be a g/f for life for all we know.
I know what fiance' means, I was talking about the Freudian slip comment.
I wouldn't doubt it.
Posted by: motox26
It's a bar for crying out loud, nothing should be taking seriously!
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Monkey? Where?
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BRAAPP BRRAAAAAP BRAP CRASH!!!!!! Ouch, fock, ewww that hurts! Who put friggin bar stools at the end of a ramp?BR>
My bike! Oh, someone broke it's fall. Wait a mintue, is that 1of4 under there?
Posted by: motox26
I still have 2 1/2 hours to go.
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You know, I actually got in trouble at school for singing that song.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: TPR
Hey to burst your bubble Gimpy, but if anyone sue's "Champs" for not being properly outfitted for special people, they would get laughed out of court because I would line up this sad crew of patrons and would realze that if anything this place caters to retards and cripples!!!BR>
TPR
LOL! "I like tator tots!"
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: TPR
Downs kids always seem like the happiest people. Every one of them I have ever met has made me smile. They just have an innocence about them that makes you remember what in life is important.
TPR
Maybe it's a blessing in disguise?
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
He is a good kid, he just needs more family attention. He is in a family with 2 other regular kids and they get way more attention. I feel so bad for him, and honestly think he would be better off with us. His mother is not emotionally stable. He has been lost a few times. Talk about scary, you get a call saying we cant find Dante'!!! He was found walking down the road one time quite aways from the house. Most recently he was walking around the woods with his grannys dogs, but granny did not know where he was. He is like 10 y/o and just has not had enough teaching to understand things. hr>
Im weak when it comes to things like that. It really tears me up when anyone in general is neglected.
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What about that shirt in the pic that RL showed us. It's on a fat kid and says "I fock on the first date". LMAO!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: TPR
You are gonna get a black one, like it or not, and if you keep that up it will be a big black one....and make you take it down all at once....img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">BR>
TPR
Oh my!
Posted by: motox26
What, your saying just because whiskey is "brown" that it relates to a "bad" tooth?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Bet you have a moonshine jug, but it ain't got XXX on it. hr>
Ew....Ew! I know what it says.....I know!!!!
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Uhhhhh.......well........nag I'll let Scoot take this one.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I had quite a few drinks on Sat night. Kessler and best choice seven up. and it was free to boot. Felt like crap the past two mornings. hr>
I had a JUUUUST a few Saturday, and then I......well I already posted my humiliation in the zone this morning.BR>
And yes it is good to hear C will be back in post-ho form. We should get one of those digital count-down timers for C's arrival.
Posted by: motox26
WOAH! I didn't know this was a g@y bar.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Champ, you need a broom in the bathroom. If you thought hair on the seat was a problem before, it's like a bunch of animals have been in there. hr>
Ahh, yeah, we are taking care of that. In the mean time just go out back in the woods. hr>
I was going to say.........I thought bears sh*t in the woods?
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
So this bear is taking a dump in the woods and a rabbit walks by. The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with poop sticking to his fur. The rabbit says no, so the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes himself clean!! hr>
LMAO!!! I love that joke! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I sh*t wherever i dam well please hr>
As long as it isn't in the urinal.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hellyeh, hit the lights and siren too. It's freaks people out. hr>
I always wanted to run the sirens until I pull into Dunkin Donuts!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Champ- you dont have to worry about me drinkin up the profits no more, I think I might be done drinkin for a lil while, if not forever. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
Hey Dumass, can I buy you a shot?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Well, I'd rather be known as an alcoholic than a quitter. BR>
You shouldn't let a little bottle kick your ass. Unless it's being applied with great force across your skull. hr>
AMEN Brother!!!
Posted by: motox26
Oh this is a bar! I thought I was in the zone for a minute.BR>
Well, while Im here send one this way.
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(Cough...Cough...Cough)
What's that smell?
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I'll just take a belly shot off of RC!
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her boobs and you take the shot with your mouth only?
I wanna do that. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
A whore?
Me to!
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Originally posted by: powerismygame
can i use black powder?
To take a shaft? You must really want it deep!
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Does anyone throw rocks in here?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I'd watch out for Raptory when he gets in here. He throws TV bricks..
I can just see Raptory pulling up to a bar. He pulls up on a Trike like the one on TV all the time, it is a 3 wheeled motorcycle with a Outhouse on it. Steps off his hog( or thrown with a TV brick in his back pocket.
Posted by: motox26
Whew, this place reaks!BR>
And why is there keys sitting in a runny pile of poo?
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Ooooo.....look, I got the keys!
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MONKEY NO!!! Don't swallow those keys!
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LMAO, that is a pretty good one!
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Yeah, a Nannar!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Valenetines day special is chilli dogs. Bring your sweetie in for some brew and chilli. Later on we will get the fart contest going. hr>
Will you quit talking about those damn chilli dogs!! I want one.
Posted by: motox26
Methane Bombs!
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Was that a crawling turd outside?
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I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT!!!!
(poo jumps out of Motox's hands and slaps Scoot in the face leaving a streak)
Oops.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I feel like having a cig this am, someone toss one on over. Hmmm, special today is fried chicken, mashed tators with gravy, corn or green beens, biscuts and a salad. The drink special is draft Stag. hr>
Mmmmm........I thought I said nomore talking about good fixins!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Ya only got a half hour till you get to eat. Dont be going over to the walmarts either! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
I packed today, but I went yesterday!!! lol
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What did monkey do?!!!
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I will! (Pulls Dumass's finger)
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Well it's small enough to be a finger!
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Don't blame Dumass, it was Scoot! He came in and hosed the place down and chased off the crawling poo!
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How about....
I ain't is good as I once was, but Im as good once, as I ever was!
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Have you guys heard Toby Keith's "It's time for me to ride"? I love that song, can you pull it up Dumass? I think it is on the CD with "I love this Bar", number 3 I think.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
See we got a new drinker. Anybody warn him about Motox's monkey? (shakes monkey off leg, again)
MONKEY, come here! Now you be polite and show the new guy's leg some attention!
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Motox - "All right lets plar G---SEVONNNN!!!!!!!"
Scoot - "Uh, motox, you just G8"
Jukebox - "If you like Pina Colada's".
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Did someone just say they wanted a hydro colonic? BR>
Uhhhh, what's a hydro colonic? A colon cleansing?
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Size 9? Yous just a little guy.
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At this rate I should be able to fill up a barrel!
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"HEEEEEYYYYYY MACARANA"
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(1of4 steps up to the mic)
"Eh-hem................LIKE A VIRGIAN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME"
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
(1of4 steps up to the mic)
"Eh-hem................LIKE A VIRGIAN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME"
hr>
But I pull it off with grace, style and finess. BR>
It would be funnier Moto if you could SPELL!!! it's VIRGIN!!!!! hr>
You did do better than my Macarana bit.BR>
Oh SHUDDUP! God forbid I have a typo.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Posted by: motox26
The hell with drinking all that draft, I would like to do something besides sit on the toilet the next day.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: motox26
The hell with drinking all that draft, I would like to do something besides sit on the toilet the next day.hr>
Once again, as I pointed out to 1of4, some of us stand up when we pee. hr>
Even with a p*s-boner?
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Moto put a leash on that monkey I don't need any leg lotion ,thank you much.
How about hair gel?
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(Motox puts in a Travis Tritt CD)
"And its a great day, to be alive!"
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Originally posted by: deanz400
hey then can you play here's a Quater call some one who cares .?
Sure, give me a quarter.
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LOL, TPR, you ever think of running for president?
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Yeah baby, shake that Bondonkydonk! BR>
Do what Dumass? Oh...ok! Gulp...(shot glass hits the bar)....YEEHAW......(BANG, BANG)
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
LMAO! Now that's a true gentleman TPR, give the lady what she asks for. hr>
TPR for president! lol
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I seen him run out earlier mumbling something about monkey giving him a sore throat.
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Maybe we should drop off monkey in the PSAR thread for a while.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Do you know what monkey would do to them poor fellas? hr>
Give them sore throats?
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: motox26
Maybe we should drop off monkey in the PSAR thread for a while. hr>
I wondered how this all got started.
Yeah, by you getting gang banged over there!
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tHE MOVING POO IS BACK?
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We are going to have to talk that over with monkey, since he is a poop thrower and all.
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How about Fred? I think we should name it Fred!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Can't name it Fred. We'd just get it confused with the original POS. hr>
LMAO!!!BR>
Maybe we could just be simple and call it "stinky". I am getting nervous about it's increasing intelligence by the day.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What if this becomes the dominate species? We're doomed! hr>
Maybe someone should breed with it!
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Im a beer slut.
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Wow, look at monkey go!
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We really need our own TV show like Seinfield or sumpin, with a dancing monkey coming in as the comic relief.
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Oooooo......I never thought about breakfast, can we have it trucker stop style? Mmmmm Mmm!
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Oh my!
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What did you do swallow the banana whole? If you did, don't woory about bringing a sleeping bag!
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Helllloooooo Trixie!
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I want a refund, I had to swirl it around like it was in a coffee can!
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Ewww! Dumass coem here and look at this on my.....
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Whew!
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Hu.....you really think so?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
MOTOX!
Tell the monkey that 1) it's a male, 2) I just got monkey ass hair in my beer. hr>
I wouldn't drink the dingleberries!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
LOL!! Here ya go...this one has never been squated, or thrusted. hr>
I used that on Trixie!
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Whiskey d*ck hell! I told you it was like a coffee can, I couldn't feel nothing!
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Hey Trixie, I got $20 for another go around if ya like!BR>
(SMACK)
What was that for?????
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What the heck was Trixie's problem last week? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
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Well boys, I think it's time I put down the bottle for a while.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: motox26
Well boys, I think it's time I put down the bottle for a while.hr>
There's no shame in drinking out of a glass. hr>
LOL, good thinkin!
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Bout time Nat looks a bit miffed at you suckin from the baby's bottle. hr>
I don't know why, there is enough of them after teh baby shower!
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Spill proof, always a help. hr>
You know, you might be on to something here. Drunks tend to have a lot of alcohol abuse with spills, and a spill proof "alky" cup could be a hit!
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Oh great! What a time for me to quit drinkin for a while. Maybe just one wouldn't hurt.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
That's the Spirit Moto. Nobody likes a quitter. hr>
Yeah, and quitters go to meetings! Im a drunk, not a alcoholic!
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Duckmen has a great email he should send to the spinners. Its a refresher course in the ABCDEF's of bra sizes obtained from everyones favorite hr>
That is a great idea now that I think about it!
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LMAO!!!!! Free beer sure can be dangerous.
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OH NO, OFC, I can't see any boobies! That email is blank!!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
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You're in a bar.....alone......and singing! In these situations you need to pick better song choices, like " ALLLLL BY MY SEEEELLF"
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bott...
Oh, hey Motox.
Don't think I could sing that song. Not the karaoke expert like you. hr>
You think so too? LOL, this one guy that used to work with my mom came in one night to a bar that me and a few buds were singing kareokee in. Now I am a horrible singer keep in mind, and this guy goes and tells my mom that I was talented. Get ready to see me on American Idol boyz! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> LOL......drunk bastage.
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Why is monkey givin me and Scooter nasty looks and why is he draggin that National Geographic magazine around with him? hr>
He seen that there is other monkeys out there with a bigger "whooha" than him.
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He seen that there is other monkeys out there with a bigger "whooha" than him.
Yeah I'm one of..........hr>
Whooha = worn out anus!
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Better go find the monkey. I grabbed the National Geographic from him. He had a Playchimp magazine stuck inside. hr>
I don't want to know what is making it "stick" in there.BR>
LOL at Playchimp.
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LMAO! I just wanted to see what you would say 1of4! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Hey scooter....catch! (throws monkey onto his head) Hehehe, that ought to break his concentration, back to 99.
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HHOOOOOLLLYYYYYY SH*T! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Is that 99 bottles of Jim Beam on the wall? (GULP....GULP.....GULP)
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HHOOOOOLLLYYYYYY SH*T! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
I wonder if I should have said "CRAWLING BAR POO" ? LOL BR>
C might not get that one.
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(Motox stumbles up on the kareokee stage with a bottle of Beam in each hand)
"Country boy can SURVIIIIVE"
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You know, the view here on the floor wasn't too bad. Until 1of4 walked by in his kilt. BR>
Guess I could have at least had the courtesy to ask "how they hanging" but I just found out. hr>
LMAO!!! BR>
He would have just said "short and stubby, easy to carry" anyways.
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HEY MOTO! ( pulls up front of kilt) sing in to this Mic. hr>
Wow, they really make them things small these days!
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That's why there called Micro...phones. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
Ohhhh I see.
LMFAO!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Well this is my daily switch of the letters!!! Nothing gets by the spinners! hr>
Nope, not too much does. hr>
What gets by us?BR>
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Oh great, now you guys have scared off the crowd. Ewwww that smell.
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STAMPEEEEEED!!!
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Oh no guys, COME QUICK!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">
(Looks down at a trampled crawling poo)
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Don't just stand there Moto! Give it mouth to mouth! hr>
No no, Im to young and inexperienced! Go ahead....better yet, scoot you take this one!
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Shouldn't someone say some final words about crawling poo?
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Shouldn't someone say some final words about crawling poo?
Dear friends and fam......(fffffluuuussssshhh)........... Okay I'm guessin were done here.
OMG! That is just wrong! But ROFLMAO!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Remember to use a "swirl" motion when using Trixie if you want to fell anything.
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LMAO...... tossin salad by proxy. hr>
Is that with syrup or honey?
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Ummm, excuse me fella's, I don't think you guys know exactly what tossing salid is. BR>
Not that Im proud to know, but I was just in high school about 4 years ago.
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Im sure as fock not doing any tossing, but what the hell are you doing getting your's tossed?
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Oh sh*t, a Convoy of Trucker are coming to trash the joint, I better tell the guys to get out of........(Moto runs out the door)
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Did you just flip flop your posts 1of4? BR>
Anyways, from 3rd grade to a Senior in High School, you learn all the latest and grossest terms.BR>
And don't ask why I came back in with with a arm full of honey.
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Did you know that Trixie has some standards , and certain places you are not allowed to touch .hr>
Behind her ear?
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Y'all best be listenin to him or I'll throw it in the Pokey. hr>
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Uh-uhhhh-Ewah..... Do the Monkey!
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Did I tell you guys that we found out Trixie was the one in the Mt. Dew video...we traded her for two sets of twins. One blonde set....one brunette set...they also agreed to dye their hair to red upon request. hr>
What hair? Ohhhhh, you mean on their head.
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Woah! I don't remeber MWQ being in this joint.
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Mmmmmm....I love bar food.
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Here's you beer, Motox. (turns around and zips up pants)
Every time I come in here someones picking on ol' Moto.
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Oh look a dollar on the floor!! (Trys to grab it, but it moves away) WTF?? Motox!!
LOL, I used to really do that! Works every time.
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It's always the ugly dog that gets adopted at the pound first. hr>
At least Im getting adopted!
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It worse than I thought. He's being adopted by a Korean couple. Motox may be their next dinner. hr>
BR>
Wait a minute, some Korean women are hot!
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Did monkey score again?
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Originally posted by: MrDumass A bit of warning, monkey roams the ladies room now and then. hr>
And he is usually hungry.
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img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">ROFLMAO!!!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
I've been thinking of combining monkey with ladies attire this year! I saw a gorilla outfit with a Hawaiian skirt and coconut bra!
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Sure feel sorry for the delivery boy that walked in while monkey was on the rampage. hr>
Poor little Johny.
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FB tried to take the hair off of Monkey's sack!
