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Posted by: Scootergptx
LOCK the back door?
I thought you said WELD all the doors. BR>
Well, the monkey and anyone under 16 can fit through the windows.
Armond!! Bring the portable bar out here. This looks to be some good entertainment. BR>
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In here????
You weren't supposed to go on the bus when I welded the door shut. BR>
Man, I sure hope you can fit through one of the windows.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Do me a favor, just don't let OFC and the scout leader see ya. Monkey is just about to sneak up behind them.
Armond! Take a bottle of your best to my friend exiting the bus.
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(Scooter sneaks up to bus with a pack of firecrackers)
When I give you guys the signal, hit the flashing red lights.
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I wonder if this bus incident has anything to do with OFC's results from the clinic?
Well Dean, it's always better to be the cause of therapy than the one in therapy.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Yea, you're right.
(Scooter walks over and opens the door, which has been able to open the whole time)
Whatever stories come out of that bus, they're lying.
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Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now!
At least I didn't say nobod...oohh, almost said it. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
And keeping you back against the wall is a good thing too. BR>
Posted by: Scootergptx
Hey, someone dropped a 20. BR>
(Scooter bends over to pick it up)
Yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
(Scooter runs through bar with a monkey on his back, litterally)
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Focker!!!!!
Little shat even got away with the 20. BR>
I need a drink and a really soft seat.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Looks like OFC's manskirt. He'll be looking for that later.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Two crowns and one 14?
Posted by: Scootergptx
Gimmie one of everything, as soon as TPR walks in the door. BR>
Heck, I'll even take care of monkey.
(Scooter handcuffs monkey to Dean)
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1of4!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Hey ladies give this man a special dance.
(Scooter gives Dean keys to cuffs)
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I show you the security tape later. It was quite funny watching you avoid him. BR>
Now, I need you to spill this stuff so I can tell Moto to get a broom out of the closet.
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Yeah, either that or animal planet.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Buncha knuckle draggers. BR>
I guess that's how they got their knuckles all skinned up.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Nothing like getting back to the bar after a day of jury duty. BR>
BTW, you all look guilty of something.
As for punishment (kicks monkey off leg), drinks for everyone. (kicks monkey off leg, again)
And a stray cat for the monkey.
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(Scooter looks in mirror behind the bar)
Hey!!! Who stole my halo???
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Oh yeah. BR>
(looks in mirror again and see monkey behind him smoking a cigar)
Don't think I've ever dove over a bar that fast before.
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I think people would pay to see that. BR>
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Vegas has 5 to 1 on the the monkey.
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Well that calls for a drink. BR>
And here, better take this towel too. Think it gonna get messy in here.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
By the way never prostitute yourself to Monkey he picks your pocket and pays you with your own money. Just so ya know I'm the one who taught him how to pick pockets. hr>
That sounds like some painful lessons there.
Posted by: Scootergptx
(Scooter comes out of the back with the hooka pipe and puts it in the cage)
10 bucks says MD will be in the cage first. BR>
Notice how I kept on foot in the entrance? I may be a slow learner, but I am learin'.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well, better dust off the mugs and glitter up the dancers. Should be a crowd comin' in.
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Are they gonna put a golf course around here????
Hey, where'd the Ashai come from.
Posted by: Scootergptx
What's up with all the Geisha dancers?
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> That's just wrong to take down the Dale Earnhardt racing hood and replace it with the Brian Vickers hood. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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Well, I guess Vickers won't be needing it since his car hardly hits the track.hr>
Not even bug guts on this one.
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hey Scooter what happened to the monkey ? did the Bobcat eat him?
Haven't seen either one. BR>
Got a strange feeling we're gonna be seeing some really strange looking monkies and bobcats pretty soon.
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Well, I guess Vickers won't be needing it since his car hardly hits the track.hr>
Not even bug guts on this one. hr>
Hey look, the Japs put up a hood from each Toyoter, and most of them look unused! The few that are used seemed to be crushed.BR>
at Toyoter.hr>
(Scooter looks under hood)
Hey, they's sompin looks illegal here. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Hey let me see ,( pulls out a jug of ever clear) wounder if this helps them or is it medicnanal
Judging by their team record, it ain't helpin' and it ain't medicine.
Check it out, monkey wants to make trash can punch. BR>
No thanks monkey, we'll pick up some fruit from the grocery store.
Posted by: Scootergptx
I'll have a coffee with some Bailey's.
Not too much coffee, but not too much Bailey's, it is early.
Wait, maybe I should skip the coffee.
But you can't just drink straight Bailey's.
Ok, a how about a white Russian.
What? Japanese trade embargo with Russia?
Sake? You want me to drink sake?
(Scooter pulls out the .45)
Step away from the bar, make no sudden moves and find me Armand.
Bout to go Hiroshima on your jap azz. BR>
Hell, might as well just grab the bottle of Jack now.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: motox26
Hey, why you gotta a gun Scoot, did monkey sleep with your wife?
No, I woke up with the little fosker once, and don't want it to happen again.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Think about it Dean, if you got rid of the monkey, would you take him back later?
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well, he is kinda the bar/spin zone mascot. And if you can remember not to turn your back on him, it's not so bad. He has ruined quite a few of everyones pant legs though. BR>
But as a bonus, you notice how the girls jump in your lap when he goes by.
Posted by: Scootergptx
He's just trying to be a Sumo monkey.
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When did I get elected Dr Doolittle???
(Scooter goes to talk to monkey)
(lots of pointing and nodding and occasional tail whip)
Ok, got a non-aggression pact with the little fur ball. He wants fresh fruit, a different cat every week and access to the dancers dressing room.
I said ok, so if the girls ask, that's my cousin from Romania.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Yes I am, and I think I'm gonna talk to a few of the dancers cats right now.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well 1of4 this calls for a round on me. BR>
Monkey, make a round, and start with 1of4.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Hah! Got the new assblocker 2007.
Check this out.
(Scooter bends over)
Hey monkey, lookey here!
(monkey runs across the room, jumps on Sccoter azz, and bounces off)
Now, if I can just remember how it comes off so I can pee.
Posted by: Scootergptx
I'll take a round of anything, except the monkey.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Patron it is. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
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my self I won't touch the stuff ,just nasty
It's only nasty for the first six or seven. After that, you just don't notice it as much.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Woohoo!!!! 1of4. BR>
Did ya see how fast monkey was jumping from light fixtures and ceiling fans? BR>
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Maybe our monkey's undead too. Well think about it it makes perfect sense....... Scooter has Blown the stuffin out of him on numerous occasions! Just so ya know Scooter, the term "blow" is just a figure of speech. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Damn right it is. And that video was enhanced. Hell I never even been to the bus station in Cleveland.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Cricket sounds??? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
(Scooter runs and puts his back against the wall)
(Whispers to Dean)
Stealth monkey.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: motox26
I though MD learned his lesson about eating Snickers bars?hr>
I didnt think someone would take the time to half wrap a turd. hr>
Well, I could have finished it you would have shown up 5 minutes later.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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I though MD learned his lesson about eating Snickers bars?hr>
I didnt think someone would take the time to half wrap a turd. hr>
Scoot is a persistent man.hr>
Amazing what you can do with a little time, some latex gloves and a stuffy nose.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Guess I'll hang out here until we get taken out of "time out"
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Not exactly sure. BR>
Could be for metioning a competitors site, but I doubt that.
Could be Raptory up to his usual hooligans.
Possible title change coming?
Posted by: Scootergptx
Iwanted to say shananagins, but I remember what was gonna happen in Super Troopers if they said shananagins one more time.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Could be a scheme by TPR too. BR>
The japs are being harmed by not frequenting the bar.
Posted by: Scootergptx
A quick round for everyone before they head back to the bad link zone.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Maybe our monkey's undead too. Well think about it it makes perfect sense....... Scooter has Blown the stuffin out of him on numerous occasions! Just so ya know Scooter, the term "blow" is just a figure of speech. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Damn right it is. And that video was enhanced. Hell I never even been to the bus station in Cleveland. hr>
Cleveland?.... That's in Ohio right?.....Who do we know that lives in Ohi........img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">hr>
(Scooter does the "rub the face and point" at Moto)
Hey 10f4.Gee, I can't think of anyone.
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(Scooter stops in for a cup of coffee)
(and a lap dance)
Hey 1of whoooooaaaaaa!!!!!! Major gas leak in here. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well, it is kinda skunky, but I believe it's more than likely 1of4's green shorts.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well, I guess it could have been worse.
He could have done his impression of Dark Side of the Moon. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
It ain't dead, it just smells that way cause of the monkey.
It's about due for it's pre-summer hosing out.
Posted by: Scootergptx
There's no point in just watching it.
(Scooters pulls down a bottle and starts drinking)
Posted by: Scootergptx
Naw they won't think you're inconsiderate. Just crazy for not drinkin it.
Here, you better take two bottles, you need to catch up.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Before the place gets hosed or burnt down, can you give me a few hours notice? I'll be in the green room....thanks.
MrDumass
Doin a little pre-burn burn?
Posted by: Scootergptx
I blame the demise on the new jap ownership.
Posted by: Scootergptx
So it's owned by that same guy down the street that owns the 7-Eleven???
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well, it sounds like they're gonna want to shut the bar down and open a casino and 99¢ gift shop.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well we could take it over. Just tell them the sushi is next door, at the bait shop.
And any towels placed on a mans head (above the shoulders) will be the hot towels used at the topless barber shop.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Woohoo! Been a while since we seen a REAL women in these parts.
Now, just what parts of the woman do we get to see?
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The sooner the better. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
I'd be careful about the pool table. You ever hear the joke about the monkey and the cue ball? Monkey don't laugh at that one.
Posted by: Scootergptx
(Scooter grabs a napkin)
Oh look, a penny.
(Scooter turns away from MD and bends down to pick it up)
Posted by: Scootergptx
Heyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First off, those aren't peanuts.
Second, you been keeping you hands in the freezer or something?
Posted by: Scootergptx
I thought this felt a little skimpy to be a thong.
DD, tell him to shut the door on his way out. I'm feeling a draft.
And it ain't in a mug.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well...um....that ain't a roll of quarters you're looking at.
Hey, here's one on the floor right by you.
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Oh, and it ain't a roll of dimes either.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Woohoo!!!
Hey this thong or g-string or whatever it is, is started to ride a little bit.
Think I slip into something a little more comfortable.
Where did I leave my loincloth?
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Bad idea makin the skirts out of grass.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Not digging the string idea but the bikini part sounds good.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
excuse me, did Dean say I can't wear my loincloth?
/end quote>
Any time, any where. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Here and now works for me.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well, I hope we didn't have any premature fireworks going off in here over the 4th.
Which brings me to the question of, when was the last time MD gave this place a total hose down?
Monkey's leavin' a stain when sits in the chairs, again.
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As long as we keep the current undress code.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
As long as we keep the current undress code. [IMG][/IMG]
Girls can wear or not wear whatever they want. For men its...no shirt, no shorts, no service!
Not a problem. I can get my own beer.
Posted by: Scootergptx
But we can still wear the loin cloth, right?
I mean as long as you don't look up when Dean is swinging across the room on the chandelier.
Posted by: Scootergptx
I think one time of monkey grabbin' some coconuts would cure that.
Posted by: Scootergptx
I don't mind if they're clean. But I still wants me a dirty girl.
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I need to go to those bars. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
I did do a little mud wrestlin this weekend.
It involved trying to get the lawn mower through the back yard.
But I did win.
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Well, I'm gonna test out this kilt.
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Hey girls! Check out these bag pipes.
(Scooter lifts kilt)
Posted by: Scootergptx
Much like a kazoo, it's better if they hum into it, and not blow.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
(1of4 does a handstand)
Hey check it out, I'm a Martini. Complete with olives and a sword. /end quote>
What? Ewwwwwww!!!!
Posted by: Scootergptx
(Scooter spots monkey across the room, and a banana on the bar)
Hey 10f4, I got 10 bucks says you can't do a hand stand for 2 minutes.
(gonna be an interesting 10 dollar investment)
Posted by: Scootergptx
Ok Dean, a ribbed balloon poodle?
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I don't care what that poodle told you, she's a lying little bitch.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Hey, after a few drinks even the ugly dancers start to look good.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Hey, don't tell me you wouldn't throw her the bone.
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Hey 1of4!
How's things been going?
A round for the house, and a double for our long lost friend.
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Welcome back Dean.
Nothing like a government summer camp. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well, until Raptory locks the spin zone down.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Well, the way things have gone in the past 12 hours, I could use a drink. And when I say drink, I mean leave the bottle. In fact, just leave a case of them.
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How the heck did you make it in here C????
I figured you ducked. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
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Wanna see the monkey dance?
(Scooter tapes a pack of firecrackers to sleeping monkeys tail)
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And he's not throwing poo.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I'll rack.
I hope you're not talking about pockets. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
I think I'll have a milk too.
Please add some Kahlua, vodka, ice and a splash of Coca Cola.
Posted by: Scootergptx
It's the foreign ownership, TPR.
Ahhh, the glory days of the lounge.
Posted by: jaycekarl10
I think Phanty has a while to go to get to Top 10 ho status.
Posted by: jaycekarl10
Haven't been here in a while. Bartender, give me a Red Bull and Vodka!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Here's your prize TPR!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
LMAO!!! raptorlegs that chit is funny! I mean congrats on your trophy TPR!!!hr>
Hey man! Every king needs a throne and I took the time to make that from scratch with lot's of tlc!
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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LMAO!!! raptorlegs that chit is funny! I mean congrats on your trophy TPR!!!hr>
Hey man! Every king needs a throne and I took the time to make that from scratch with lot's of tlc! hr>
LOL! Good thing I didn't use the same approach with the chicken choker comment, huh?hr>
Too late! I already got the mental vision in my head!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
No, no, no! Keep the prize! No returns! I couldn't put that prize back.....uhm....on the shelf anyway.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
While I'm sure unintentional, OFC is linking a virus! DO NOT OPEN!
Seriously!
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Besides, I'm the champ!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Dunno, but my Norman anti-virus went crazy when I tried to open it.
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Said something about a trojan horse. No expert. Just wouldn't take a chance.
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Don't guess so. What's Mozilla Firefox?
Did goof on the anti-virus though. I have AVG at home and Norman at work. It's AVG that caught it.
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I use Google. Does the same thing. Let's one buy on occasion but it works pretty good.
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We'll give ofc the best dressed award!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass I no longer will to fight for a prize that is not worthy of my tastes.hr>
Ewwww! Did you really have to taste the turd to figure that out?
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
is there no one with the testicular fortitude to challenge me???
The Phantom.....extends the challenge.....
What kind of challenge is it?
What if I don't have testicles? Can I still challenge you?hr>
My wife has some in a jar you can borrow!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
There is no classification for testicular or non testicular classification ...
The Phantom...swings either way!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
OFC has a fantastic interrigation tactic to sell to the US Government. Just lay a johnsonvill braut out on the table and Slam it with a waffle head meat tenderizer img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">I bet they would understand that and git to talkin hr>
The Phantom....would just bite the braut!
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
My SoBe Cap says "Drain The Lizard"... So are they sayin when i finish my beverage i will need to pee. is it like subliminal messaging? once you begin to think about haveing to pee. then you cant stop. Its like riding down a bumpy road and you have to pee and the driver just laughs and laughs and all the sudden since you had to pee they have to and they stop
I thought it was cause I whipped it out and threatened to go on the floorboard?
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I thought it was cause I whipped it out and threatened to go on the floorboard? hr>
Here is the problem with your threat. I have a gun and a knife.
If my draw's faster, you prolly wouldn't want to pick up either!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
no one can state that they have nearly 1/10th of 1% of the tools that I posess.
You talking about your boyfriends again?
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I will be known as TPR....the truth......
eh-hem, don't you mean "I will be known as PC....the truth..." Now that I may believe! LOL
"PeterCheese...master of the baters...... "
Ah, that's even betterhr>
LMAO!
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider I am flattered,....
Straight man would be offended, not flattered!
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
A straight man has security in his sexuality, one that questions oneself lashes out at such statements.....to ovecompensate for the questions in his mind...
The Phantom.....can't be derailed....
Oh yeah, you're not trying to cover any shortcomings. I think that's why you try to talk like Darth Vader...cause your infatuated with Luke's saber.
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The Phantom says....Obiwan never told you what happened to your father. Motox, I am your father! Join me and we will rule the world...together!
I can't wait for Episode 3! I love that stuff!
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Originally posted by: motox26
And third, I never seen Star Wars.
Yeah, I forget I'm generation X and you're like generation WTF. I was only 4-5 when the first one came out in 1977. Too young. But I remember seeing the next 2 at the theater. My cousin's had the original on a laser disk (no not dvd, it looks like a giant record) and I got a healthy does of it too, later on.
Anyway, I still read the phantom's posts with James Earl Jones's voice in my head.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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And it is PETERCHEESEhr>
Shhhhh...on the mullet thingy! BR>
Sorry, PC the MB it is!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Oh man I loved star wars as a kid!! I had all the little figureines and space ship things. Even had one of those animals that the had to cut open and climb in his belly to stay warm. The toy had flaps to fold away and stuff a dude in there. Whats up with Luke wanting to bone his sister??img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
Wonton or something wasn't it?
I wanted to bone his sister too! Especially after The Return of the Jedi and the chain-n-shackles and skimpies! Only force I felt was pushing on my zipper! Woohoo!
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I dunno but I think the princess in the new star wars is hotter. What ya think??
Needs some boobs but I wouldn't throw rocks at it.
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Originally posted by: KGB but not quite sure about them?
What're you trying to say?
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I hope all are taking my ribbing with the same tone as this whole thread, all joking, right?
What I am trying to say is I know he is the Champion of BullSh!tBR>What are the others Champions of?
Just bored at work, slow day, nothing personal.
Champion, champion. Hmmmm, let's see.
Well...I do crochet a mean doily!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I dunno how well the Phantom is aquainted with these "friends", but that seems kinda awkward to me. No more awkward than watching someones tape of they childs birth I guess! Never understood why people wanted to tape that!
Best way to sell a man on abstinence.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
What do Michael and TPR have in common?
There favorite nursery ryme is "Little Boy Blue"!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
You shouldn't go around telling people Spanky moved over to the darkside.
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wow ur a loooser
This is the same member as fastestintheworld who was removed earlier
Imagine that, why is he able to post then?
He can't right now and I am waiting for him to email with an explanation on his behavior.
Chet, glad you never asked that of me. I'd be at a total loss to explain myself.
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Haven't had an error yet today?????
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Ok Dean, a ribbed balloon poodle?
You ain't got enough to reach a hamsters ribs, much less a poodles.
Posted by: NEWDUCK
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
(Slaps phantom across the face with glove) I accept your challenge to a dual!! Pistols at dawn!!! Hope your testicals are foritfied for that!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
LOL What is this challenge?
Posted by: NEWDUCK
i still dont get it what are we winning? You havent accomplished anyting but typing a few words.
Posted by: NEWDUCK
I should of never posted to this topic now i get 15 emails a day saying you idiots posted again
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Posted by: catchmeifucan
wait what?
Posted by: catchmeifucan
Id like to take this chance to say, im laughing my ass off at that prize! And TPR, I think you are the throne holder......of really well writin posts with long words I cant pronounce.
Ryan
Posted by: extremerider2811
unless you want to sound "suicidal"?? then it would be hilarious, but it still is pretty funny, did you make that picture? or is it on some rediculous website?
lol
Posted by: extremerider2811
dude your like spammer/scammer.. or something i've been on this forum for 2 years about and i post about once a day, and i went 4 months with out posting anything. learn to say no. thats all i have to say.
Posted by: extremerider2811
TPR you have 800 posts and i don't think any one of them is informative to anyone in any way shape for form.
Posted by: motox26
Dumass, remember I claimed small man syndrom weeks ago, LOL.
TPR, I thought your purpose here was to get discussion of ATV's and support the future of them. These rants are making you lose you credibility
Posted by: motox26
ROFLMAO!!!!!! OMG, LOL I normally wouldn't hand this over like this without going for it myself. But..... Raptorlegs is CHAMPION!! Aplauds while LMOA!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
There is no one that can match up with me....I am the epitome of greatness, best in the biz, king of all kings and emperical master of my domain....this is my thread, dare to strip me of the title I have held for three days running.....is there no one with the testicular fortitude to challenge me???
The Phantom.....extends the challenge.....
Sorry phanty, your reign is an allusion. Your not original enough to be a champ, trying to mimic the The Rock. Go stick your weiner in a meat grinder cause your done, over, already ran your short bus course.
I don't think phantom fits you well, I think we will go with PeterCheese from now on, that's a big PC for short.
Posted by: motox26
LMAO RL !!!
I can see PC is no where to be found. I figured he would run with his pu*** lips dragging behind. All bark and no bite. Actually it wasn't much of a bark, more of hisss hiss. LOL
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
There is no classification for testicular or non testicular classification ...
The Phantom...swings either way! hr>
LMAO!! You beat me to it!
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I will be known as TPR....the truth......
eh-hem, don't you mean "I will be known as PC....the truth..." Now that I may believe! LOL
"PeterCheese...master of the baters...... "
Ah, that's even better
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
A straight man has security in his sexuality
Yeah, if his sexualality is homo! LMAO!!
Posted by: motox26
We can still do it in these forums. Just wait until we see a stupid "this vs that" thread and we'll start posting nothings!
Posted by: motox26
First, it's not the pahntom, IT's PeterCheese!
Second, I have no relations to Homo's
And third, I never seen Star Wars.
However I do like Sci-Fi movies tho, like Predator and Aliens. The first Predator should be a comedy. "I ain't got time to Bleed" LOL or, or Arnold saying "DILION, you s.o.b.". LMAO, you guys just got to watch it with me and my friends to find the humor in that.
Posted by: motox26
Hey Raptorlegs, we are not that far off, I mean we both had mullets and rode trikes when they were still selling them at dealers. Even tho I am from generation WTF. LMAOBR>
And it is PETERCHEESE
Posted by: motox26
LOL, ah that's better.
Behold the great PC the MB! The keeper of the toilet bowl prize!BR>
We need to move this over to the spin zone. It is all spinners anyways, and Im tired of jumping between threads!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: NEWDUCK
i still dont get it what are we winning? You havent accomplished anyting but typing a few words.
Well what do you think? It's the great prize!
Posted by: motox26
Dammit Dumass, now I got beef with you! This thread was about dead, and I didn't have to thumb back over to this one like the zone, and you go and revive it. You want to duke it out, well you lucky your on that other side of the monitor buddy!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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SEE!, here I am clicking back over here already!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I bet RC got OFC's beef! I mean uhhhh........ yeah j/k
BTW remember I said that because she has had two kids, and its still sexy IMO. One of these days I'll get a second, third, fourth and so on opinion. If I can sneak a pic of it that is.hr>
Ummm I only got one lil sausage link I aint got No Beef Tube Steak When i see lil smokies in the crock pot i cringe as they remind me of my tool hr>
SEE, now I don't know if Im in the zone or here with talk like that
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Dear Phantom- I have the strangest reoccuring rash that develops on my taint! I cant seem to find a remedy no matter what. I've tried it all. What is this, and how do I make it go away? Also my penile implants seem to be leaking! I tried using the old Rebok pump out of my shoes, but thats not helping. I've tried every drug known to man........please help! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Is this the sort of questions you are looking to field?? hr>
LMAO, poor phanty.
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Originally posted by: dancingqueen
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you can be the queen, cause im the king!
Um....then who am I? LOL...
Don't let him get away with that DQ! You tell em!
Posted by: motox26
HEY, you leave the monkey out of this grandma! Why don't you just go park your stoned arse in a ditch. You got a better chance of walking thru he!! with 5 gallons of gas than mess with me taint sniffer!
Posted by: motox26
Do you still watch Wrastling TPR?
Huh, I always wondered what happened to my child hood favorite the Ultiate Warrior.
Posted by: motox26
Well that's pretty cool, I can't believe he won the battle for the Right's of his charactor name. Vince McMahn wants to own everything!
Posted by: motox26
Hey Im old enough to remember wacthing most of them! I was on the same plane as Macho Man one time, I was about 14 and I still looked down on him. He is really a little guy.
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This dam thread is back! Don't you guys have something better to do?!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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I cant get any work done today. You know those days where there is no work in the am, then lots in the pm, but your already in lazy mode? Thats me today!
Yes I do, and I hate it! Even if I get bored on the internet I can't seem to get off until quitin time.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Nah! I am the one, the only, the true champ!!!! hr>
Sorry, today Im the champ!! hr>
You two are to old to be the champ!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Remember though, whoever is the champ is the one payin the bills in the lounge, so someone better pony up!!
TPR
Sh!t TPR! Give them a chance to get there Social Security checks in for the month! LMAO BR>
Boy Im really going to get it now! But I can't resist!
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Remember though, whoever is the champ is the one payin the bills in the lounge, so someone better pony up!!
TPR
M26 says im to old to be the champ!! Where is that little punk???
Oh Im here, I figured you would have been slammin me by now! I thought the social security checks bit was down right hilarious. Where is 1of4, he'll appreciate a good joke!
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Where is 1of4, he'll appreciate a good joke!hr>
Ha.........Ha..... hr>
LMAO!
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Where is 1of4, he'll appreciate a good joke!hr>
Ha.........Ha..... hr>
I dont find the little punk all that funny. hr>
GULP!
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Oh am I here to amuse you? Do you find me funny? What I am I a freakin clown to you now?
hr>
Double GULP! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
I never knew old guys.....I mean my wiser peers could be so scary!
Posted by: motox26
LOL, this guy is great! You ever think of being a professional wrestler TPR? You charactor would be great!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
This bar is now serving breakfast. Basicly you will get a bowl of hashbrowns, eggs, sausage, bacon, cheese, s&p, all mixed together with Spicy Bloody Mary's to drink. If you choose to add anything or take anything away, that is fine to.hr>
Mmmm, I love getting up in the morning after a night of drinking and eating at a truck stop breakfast joint! I'll trade in the Bloody Mary tho, maybe for a Beam and Coke.
Posted by: motox26
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Me to! We have 2 of them type joints here in town. You can trade up whatever you like. hr>
We only have one like that in our town, but there is a lot of them in a 20 minute radius since 2 highways are about the distance.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
myspace
Last Login: 10/19/2005
I choose not to visit that place anymore.
I can't visit anywhere anymore!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Another YYYYYYAAAAAA( blow back)AAAAAANNNN!!!
I swear that just made me YYAAAWWN! lol Weird!
Posted by: motox26
Garlic and Ranch! Mmmm Mmm
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
All this talk of ranch, garlic, and blue cheese has me craving some hot wings. hr>
Ah man, why did you say that. It's almost my lunch time and I packed a plain sammich!
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Knock it off....I'm back on the diet At least hotwings are on it...
Boyz, the menu is going low carb.....So steak, chicken, fish and vegetables and cheeses are the main staples.
TPR
Carbs is what gives me energy, when I race or do something active I usually eat some type of grain in between moto's and breaks.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Any of you guys try just adding water to your diet? If you drink about a gallon a day it can really help a bunch.
Yep, water and gatorade is about all I drink. My secret is just not to pig out a lot, stay away from a lot of junk food and pop, and try and do something active every so often.
I still eat and drink everything, but when I consume a bunch of it I gain weight easy. So I have myself trained to only take in small portions of fatning foods and pop. Weekends hurt me tho between fast food, beer, and pop.
I know MWQ likes the pop.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Ahhh, you fatass's can have your dietary products and your small portions, We can settle on having both menus floating round. hr>
Hey...hey..hey! You got to remember Im a big boy, so when I say smaller portions, I mean about what a normal serving sive probably is to your skronny a$$! so
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LMAO! How about I serve you a portion up the ass and then we will see who is skronny. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
LMAO.....shut up man! Your going to get me in trouble here at work, I just literally LOL.
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Originally posted by: MrDumassAhhh, you fatass's can have your dietary products and your small portions, We can settle on having both menus floating round. hr>
Hey...hey..hey! You got to remember Im a big boy, so when I say smaller portions, I mean about what a normal serving sive probably is to your skronny a$$! sohr>
LMAO! How about I serve you a portion up the ass and then we will see who is skronny. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Am I reading this wrong or did Dumass just proposition Moto?hr>
If he's going to be using my sleeping bag.....Well....let's just say it isn't going to be for free!
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All I know is that I'am bringing my own sleeping bag. hr>
He says that now, but when it comes camping time he will accidently "forget" his sleeping bag. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
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Sorry
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Its ok, just make sure you bring that monkey, and the halloween costume. hr>
(In a black cheerleader's voice and actions)
You DID NOT....just go there!
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
LMAO!! Ok, I gotta chill here a minute, the zone is hot!
So your trying to tell me that you don't want to miss out on any stinky finger action?
Posted by: motox26
I'll take a Beam and Coke please
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I'll just take a coffee today champ.
Boy am I tired. YAAWWWWNN
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Ill take another Code Red Please!! I can tell its gonna be a 3 can day.
I thought you drank like a 6 pack a day?
Posted by: motox26
Alright Im awake now. Champ, send me a Beam and Coke, and hold the Coke!
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I bought a 12 pack of cans the other day, and I cant see how you dont have to down two in a row. The 20oz bottles are about perfect IMO.
I know, I at least have to have 2 cans if I drink pop with my lunch or dinner.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Dream on Champ. I am at what 11130 Im the greatest champ
Your just a WHORE!BR>
Besides, Raptory has ya beat. He's a bigger one!
