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Posted by: Scootergptx
Uggghh.
Who's rattlin' my table? BR>
Armando, is that you?
Hey, who's the new kid, and does Motox know what his monkey is doing?
Isn't that Veronica he's with? And nobody told him that she used to be a he? BR>
I'm going home, where I can get a piece and quite.
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Originally posted by: wiswolvy
deffenitely didnt tell me veronicas secret.
Have you met Victoira yet?
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TPR, to save you insurance money, I'm gonna give the girls a free breast exam.
No, no. No need to thank me. It's the least I can do for ya.
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Originally posted by: wiswolvy
hey, im the most qualified here,yet i clean the tables.
I think if we go by experience, you'd still be cleaning tables.
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Two things you'll learn in this bar. What to say to the ladies, and what not to say. You'll know when which one is which.
Just don't use any lines on the monkey.
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If it has a leg and moves, he's gonna try to hump it.
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First duty, go to the bar, and bring back a beer.
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Originally posted by: wiswolvy
we have a variety of beers on tap scooter, what wpuld you like and dean your windser coke is on the way.
When in doubt, just bring me one of everything.BR>
D4, health inspector ain't due for a while, so let 'em fly. THE PANTS! I mean the pants.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
wwhhoooooooooooo shake it baby , no like this ,( slips on the edge of the stage) , hey Scooter less oil on the girls next time , it's dangerous up here .
Uhhh, D4, the girls weren't oiled yet. Maybe pants on would be a good thing.
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MrD is on vacation, TPR just makes momentary visits.
Been a while since a bigfoot sighting.
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Originally posted by: wiswolvy
scooter, ican see you did a good job scouting for new dancers at the baseball gameould you like your usual one of evrything hr>
Thanks WW.
It's only lunch time, make 'em light beers. BR>
Shoot, no ones around, grab one for yourself.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Dang Scooter thats just gross , you should contain yourself .
Or was it WW he's new and I'm sure he hasn't leared to control himself ,
Nope wasn't me, I'm self contained. BR>
Nice addition of stirrups on the main stage TPR
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Someone better check the monkey. BR>
Sounds like a job for....
an employee.
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Well it's Friday, so it's time to have a little F*in Friday Freak show.
First up, a set of twins that are going to do a magic act.
They are going to make a salami dissappear. BR>
They also promise by the end of their show, to have more wood in here than the New York Yankees dugout.
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Next up, wet t-shirt contest. D
WW, you can even be the pourer.
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Hey 1of4! BR>
You're just in time to play, Fake or Real.
Ginger, show 'em to 1of4 and let him guess.
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One last game before I go.
It's called how many naked dancers does it take to bury Scooter.
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(Heard from the back of the bar)
I am not an amimal. I am, a man!
Great, who let the elephant man back in?
I suppose someone should go hose the monkey off his leg. You'd think he'd have learned after the last incident he had with the monkey.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
hey there is no problem with half naked women .
Hey WW your mission is to procure a cat or dog and tie monkey to the animal and throw him into the closet with it .this is part of your job duties ,if you don't find an animal you go into the closet with the monkey .right Scooter
The problem with half naked women, is they're only half naked. BR>
Think you should tell him that closet only opens from the outside?
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Only plans are to make them fully naked women. BR>
Don't mention the bar down at the shelter.
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It's a great morning to be walking into a bar. Hell, what morning isn't? BR>
(steps over D4)
Interesting, one leg in his shirt (looks up) and the pants on the ceiling fan. Damn he's covered in glitter. BR>
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> WW looks so cute cuddled up with the monkey. BR>
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I sure hope he washes his hands before he brings over the next round.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
(looks around bar and thinks to self......) How long have I been in the green room?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Hey MrD! Isn't that the same shirt you had on when you came in here about two weeks ago?
Woa! It sure smells like it.
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I think he just dropped some seeds, and well, all that dirt. BR>
Time for a Jack and Coke on the rocks.
But hold the Coke and the rocks. In fact, just hand me the bottle.
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I noticed MrD was gone for a while, and for a while the monkey was really tame.
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It's not early drinkin', it's a late start from last night. BR>
Besides, who doesn't enjoy eggs and legs for breakfast.
Check out the hang time Aurora is getting on that pole.
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Musta been a damn good time, but, who shaved the monkey?
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Well, I got to admit, I've used the, "Want to see my shaved monkey" line on a couple of the new dancers. And it went rather well.
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I heard a couple of the girls complaining about your junk. BR>
Bring me a bottle of Jack and a shot of coke.
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I had to come back. I was gonna try and be more responsible and try and stop drinking.
But, then I realized, it says right on the can "drink responsibly."
Like it has both the responsibilty and drinking issue covered right there. Who can argue with that?
I'm feeling really responsible today, bring me a 12 pack.
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
Thats a big burden to carry on your shoulders trying to keep any brewery workers from being laid off. lol. =]
It's a tuff job, but somebody has gotta do it. BR>
I may have just pissed away some of my repsonibilityness. Better bring over some more beer.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Scooter, FB, thank you for being responsible. BR>
To bring back the cosmic balance I must become irresponsible. (grabs electric shaver and heads to the dressing room to groom the ladies.) hr>
Whatever happened to running with scissors?
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Nope, just shotgunnin' a beer.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Running with scissors is not Irresponsible it's just stupid, You might accidentally stab your best friend. Besides I like the sound the clippers make when they bog down in thick hair. (wicked smiley)
Have you ever met my best friend? Prolly would do something like that to him, or him to me, just to be an ass.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
MY bad just thought you might hurt a beer ..
(shotgunning another beer)
Buuuurrrrppp!!!!
Woa! D4, do you have a clone standing next to you? And when did MrD go out and buy two of everything?
Holy Moly!!!! The Coors Light quadruplets!!!
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Woohoo! I'm dancing with a model! BR>
She is kinda short though, and has razor stubble everywhere and her boobs are leakin' water. BR>
Woohoo! I'm dancing with a model.
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Yaaaawwwnnn!
Coffee, hot, now.
Hey, why is the monkey looking at me like that? And how'd he get all my money?
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I just read the card that was in the bananas.
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I do however, have a lifetime pass to the zoo now.
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Sounds like someone has jungle fever.
Hey Monkey!! 1of4 wants zoo passes too.
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(Scooter swings across the bar on a chandelier, which promptly breaks and sends him somewhere behind the bar)
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(Scooter stands up and brushes himself off, as if he meant to land there)
So, tea for 1of4, anyone else?
MrD, you need to get that light fixed. It held mine and Brandy's weight last week. BR>
Hmmmm, maybe it was the clothes weighing me down.
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He heard 1of4 singing jungle love earlier. I think he's in the mood for anyone. Speaking of which, what happened to WW?
Monkey, what'd you do to the poor kid?
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Thanks YW. Drinks all around!
Two times if you got boobies.
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Locked. BR>
Well, there's always Michigan.
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey where did all this riff raff come from ,and wheres the girls ,,?? SCOOTER?
Hey are you old enough to be in here. lol. let me see your ID. =]
See what happens when you are contained to one thread. D4 is a regular here. BR>
(Scooter looks down and sees he's covered in glitter and lipstick)
Uh, I know nothing about the girls. Women, on the other hand. No wait, that's Motox that would be using the other hand phrase.
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Steak, eggs, bacon and a glass of Tennessee's finest.
Now that is what I call breakfast.
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Was I in here last night?
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Woohoo!!!
Check it out ladies. I got the industrial strength slip n slide, just like I promised.
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(Scooter is seen running accross the barroom floor, wearing nothing but a towel around his neck, using it as a cape)
Wooooooooohoooooooo!!!!!!!
(Scooter dives onto the slip n slide, goes off the end and into a table of dancers. One of which falls promptly on his face)
Mmmphhh mmmphhh!!!!
(Scooter gives the "thumbs up")
Yea baby!!Tastes great and less filling.
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Chicks dig scars.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
(1of4 holds up card)
9.8 for style, 9.7 for technical difficulty hr>
Too bad I can only give the landing party a 7.2.
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But I thought they added more ballroom space?
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A man staying at a hotel, waits for the elevator to arrive. Upon it's arrival, the man is suprised to see the elevator packed with midgets. The man enters the elevator, and one of the midgets asks him which floor he is going to.
"Ballroom," replied the man.
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you," replied one of the midgets.
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(sounds of cans and bottles being knocked over)
I've been in here since last week????
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He actually didn't bother me. BR>
But, I can't find one of my socks.
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I guess he's an official sock monkey now.
Life outside of a bar. I've heard those rumors.
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Oh snap!!!!
(Scooter gets his foot out of the sock, just in time)
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The monkey is charging money? That's just wrong.
It would kinda explain the jump in use of the atm though.
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Uhh, 1of4, you left your card in the machine.
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Well, the receipt says it has a zero balance.
(Scooter drops a big wad of 20's on the floor)
Wow! How did those get in my pockets???
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Zero Balance?Aww man! The wife is gonna kill me!
Nice knowin you fellas.......and ladies. BR>
Scooter think you could help a brutha out?hr>
Not a problem 1of4.
Hey MrD, get 1of4 a nice tall glass of water. And put the red bikini on monkey for him.
A dance and a drink, on me.
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(Scooter calls monkey over, whispers in his ear, gives him 100 bucks and sends him over to 1of4)
I don't figure 1of4 is big charity, so I figure he wouldn't mind earnin' it.
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Might as well bring me a few drinks to start the week off.
Hey monkey, got some new socks you can have.
Didn't see on the label these were prom dress socks, they were around my ankles after an hour of having them on.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Might as well bring me a few drinks to start the week off.
Hey monkey, got some new socks you can have.
Didn't see on the label these were prom dress socks, they were around my ankles after an hour of having them on. hr>
They were around your ankles along with your panties. hr>
Guess it's all the weight they were trying to hold up.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
what did you do scooter drop aload in them ??
Hey!!! BR>
The monkey did teach me to throw poo. Watch this...
(throws poo at the green room door, just as MrD opens it)
Splat!!!!!!
(everyone in bar hides)
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It's amazing what you can do with a tootsie roll and a microwave.
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Awwwwww man!
Monkey's eatin' it. BR>
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Wait, it's still stuck on the door.
That means monkey is....
Awwwww man!
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I had some burritos for dinner last night, so I don't think smelling my butt is a good idea.
Besides, you can prolly get of whiff of them burritos everytime I lean over.
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Oops! Just slipped on the tootsie roll.
(sniff)
@#$%!!!!!
(looks over to see 1of4 and D4 laughing hysterically)
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Well, I just hope they clean up better after the donkey act next time.
I had to toss the shoes I had on earlier. BR>
And you know how much I hate to ruin a good pair of socks.
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Just beware if MrD says he gonna bring in a lesbo act. We've seen the video.
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Closest we could get to potty training the monkey was him throwing poo into the toilet.
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We're gonna need more toilets.
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If we did get more, at least the new ones would be clean. For a while.
(Scooter looks over at the twins playing pool)
Nice rack, s.
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After the OFC's fruit party, and then the lesbo act, fruits and vegetables scare me now.
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Halloween and the monkey scare me. It's not so much that he carves a pumpkin, it's what he carves it with.
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Maybe I should start planning my Halloween costume a little earlier this year.
The wife wasn't too happy with my "Someone that gives a fock what you say" outfit last year. BR>
Definitely not dressing as a pumpkin.
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So, with the pumpkin seeds, were you a swallower or a spitter?
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I gotta stop reading these at home. The wife was wondering what I was laughing at, and well, it's probably best if she didn't see some of my responses.
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Great. Now I get a beer with an umbrella in it.
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WTF!!!!
Even monkey is givin' me the look.
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(monkey takes a doll off the table when Scoot isn't looking, and runs off)
AWWWWW Shhhhiiiiooooootttt!!!!
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
So is anyone going to clean this chit up so I can sit down. lol. =]
Here ya go. BR>
(Scooter flips a bar stool uside down)
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I know FB didn't sit down. But somebody should tell Bambi to stop going down on the bar stool.
In about 15 minutes.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">All four legs at once?! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Three holes and two hands. That really needs to be a stage act.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">All four legs at once?! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Three holes and two hands. That really needs to be a stage act. hr>
My bad, it's already been done. BR>
By Fred. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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Amsterdam rules Fred. BR>
Did you teach the monkey to say your name?
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I figure since they put two side marker lines, and two center lines, it's best to make it four for the road.
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Only in 2 states. 1 you have to be of legal age, and the other don't matter as long as you're not brothers.
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Woohoo!!! Wet t-shirt contest today. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Somebody take that entry form away from Fred.
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What? You want me to be a judge?
And I'm suppose to divide them into two groups, real and fake?
(Bonnie hands Scoot a blindfold)
And I have to use my hands to guess??? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Wow, these feel really strange. Like really small, definitely no plastic.
(takes off blindfold)
Dammit D4, get out of the line.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
What can we add to the bar to attract better looking lady customers?
It's against my better judgement, but if it will help the bar, I'll get cloned.
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Did anyone see the shirt Veronica had on?
"Stone me, bone me, act like you own me."
Nice.
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Woohoo!!!
I'll have one of everything!
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Just made it. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass A bit of warning, monkey roams the ladies room now and then. hr>
And he is usually hungry.hr>
Scoot told me that monkey sucks a mean banana! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Yea, but you better pet him first. BR>
He'll ony bite if it looks like one of them Vienna sausages.
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Just to be sure, MrD or TPR is inspecting the dancers before they are hired, right? I'd hate to think that hole was made for something to be protruded from the ladies room.
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I don't know where the monkey has been, but why is he drinking something with an umbrella in it?
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Haven't seen 1of4 in a while, and the monkey was gone...
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Next time TPR comes by, we need to brain storm on new ideas for the bar, something catchy to bring in the fresh meat, I mean new customers. hr>
(Scooter stands on table and drops his pants)
Hey this meat is fresh enough for any doll in here!
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(MrD turns to see Scooter and monkey both humping a dancers leg)
High five monkey!!!
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As long as he can see a shaved shin, we're all ok. BR>
When the girls start wearing pants, then we need to really watch out. He can't tell the difference.
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I'm already packed and ready to move in. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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TPR, just for safety of any new members, you may want to put a small sign warning about live animals running loose. BR>
Speakin' of small animals, WTF is monkey doing with a bottle of vodka, a cue stick, a bag of apples, and a g-srting????
Someome bring me a very large drink. I gotta see what happens now.
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Oh, he was just hungry.
I ain't gettin' that chalk dust off ya D4.
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Well, I'll have the lunch special, legs, thighs and breasts.
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And some beaver tail for dessert.
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Boy, mention free drinks, and the spinners come runnin'. BR>
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Originally posted by: TPR
Be carefull with that thing fellas....
Ok men, here it is, I just installed the worlds largest DLP screen in the VIP room.....14'x20'....may your retinas burn good!!!
TPR
Ok, but no porn on it. Talk about inadequete feelings.
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Grab ya a Moslon. Green bottle, and take it into the VIP room. BR>
Oh yea, bring one for me too.
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Heyyy!!! Not my hiney. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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Nothing wrong with grabbing a nice cold Hinie. It's the warm pink ones you gotta be sure on.
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(Scooter has thong on his head)
Ok, just hold still Bambi, I'm gonna try to put this back on you without any hands.
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Laugh all you want, but I'm wearing my glasses until after Thanksgiving.
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Motox, in the words of David Lee Roth, "Hey man, that suit is you!"
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Originally posted by: TPR
Also in the words of DLR...hey, I'm gonna fock your girlfriend...pal!!!
TPR
OMG!!! The Us Festival!! Man he was all kind of focked up for that show.
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Since TPR is the Champion and LTZ is the king. I'll have a bowl of Wheaties and a bottle of Budweiser for breakfast.
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Wow!! Been so long since I've seen 1of4 in here, I think I'll buy him a lap dance.
From a female.
That's not a monkey.
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Dammit! We forgot to buy a round for Motox's wedding. (kick my ass smiley)
Looks like we got some making up to do then. Hell with a drink, everyone grab a bottle and a dancer.
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Ahhh screw it!
All the girls you can drink, all drinks you can hold.
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Woo hoo!!!
Even the monkey is smiling. BR>
Hey, isn't that 1of4's shirt he's wearing.
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Hey Fred!
When did we start with midget night???
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Drink enough and all errors will go away.
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Originally posted by: WisWolvyII
is this a new facility or was the hotel and casino a massive add on. hr>
Biggest change in the expansion was the moving of the mens room. Which would explain why that plant in the corner is dying, and I have leaves in my shorts.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Woo hoo!!!
Even the monkey is smiling. BR>
Hey, isn't that 1of4's shirt he's wearing. hr>
As long as he aint wearing my boxer briefs were good. hr>
Uh, sorry 1of4, I thought I gave the monkey a wedgie.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Woo hoo!!!
Even the monkey is smiling. BR>
Hey, isn't that 1of4's shirt he's wearing. hr>
As long as he aint wearing my boxer briefs were good. hr>
Uh, sorry 1of4, I thought I gave the monkey a wedgie. hr>
It's all good. BR>
I do appreciate you diggin them out of my azz for me. hr>
Yeah, about that, I also found:
A set of keys
Your wallet
Salt shaker
June 1972 issue of Playboy magazine
Headlight from a '57 Bel Air
Mr Lemikins
And what would appear to be what's left of your dignity.
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">BR>
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Ok, if you see me standing at the bar, keep bringing me drinks till I can't stand.
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Hey 1of4.
I couldn't remember if it's starve a cold, feed a fever. Or feed a cold starve a fever. So, just let me drink till I feel better.
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On the next trip for supplies, we need new reading material for the library, some stronger air freshner for the library and paint that won't peel in the library.
Damn Chinese food. BR>
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Originally posted by: deanz400
woohoo bring on the ladies ,but I'm not touching them till there naked then I won't be like Scooter over in the corner hitting on monkey again .
Little fosker keeps changing wigs. BR>
Since Halloween is over, guess it time to take all the pumpkins out back to the gun range. BR>
Holy shat!!!! What' monkey doing to that pumpkin??? BR>
Well, I guess I know what the "o" in Jack o lantern stands for know.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Halloween is over?? hr>
BR>
Why is Motox still wearing his dress then????
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That's not a medical condition, that's a reason to celebrate. BR>
Unless it's the monkey that has it. Hard to keep him from sneaking up behind you after 15 minutes, let alone over 4 hours.
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I'm guessin the monkeys four hour erection is gone and it's safe to come out of hiding.
Sure feel sorry for the delivery boy that walked in while monkey was on the rampage.
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You'd think he'd just join the Hair Club.
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Careful where you sit, stand or walk, MB.
Monkey has been on one of his infamous sprees.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Careful where you sit, stand or walk, MB.
Monkey has been on one of his infamous sprees. hr>
The green room is sanatized.....I'll be in there for a few days. hr>
I better go check the dancers dressing room. He may have missed a spot.
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Shot???
Leave the bottle.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: motox26
Shot of whiskey this am coming up!
Aw man, we got drunk as monkey's on Friday before gun season. Went to sleep at 1 got up at 4 and each had a shot before we went out. I thought I was gunna puke in my stand, friggin wind was blowing my tree around in circles, and I had an aching headache! I should have takin the bottle I guess. hr>
Oh man, if I was drunk and went to be at 1, there is no way I could get up at 4. I don't care if there was a tornado I wouldn't be able to get up!hr>
I had to get up man, if your the last one up at deer camp or you dont get up, your asking for it. hr>
Or the first one to fall asleep.
Posted by: Scootergptx
I hope MD is wearing water proof pj's when you do that.
He does wear something in the sticky bag, doesn't he?????
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Originally posted by: deanz400
thats what I keep trying to tell you Scooter and Mr D this should be an all nude bar ,then you can't hide nothing ,, WOOO HOO
Dancers nude = good. BR>
MD and Motox nude = not good.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
Set Motox up for the weekend. BR>
My tab. hr>
Should only be half as much as normal, having to drink one handed and all.
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Hey monkey, have a seat on this platter.
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Drinks all around in honor of John Austin (TPR Jr). img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Hell, go all out and use the clean glasses.
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Originally posted by: motox26
Alright, who crapped in the sink!hr>
I'm not sure, but it looks like they ate most of the peanuts at the bar, and chased them with corn.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
I told you to put that dam monkey inna cage.hr>
I still think there is litigation pending from the last time he was locked up and someone let him out. Really their own fault for turning their back on the little fur ball anyway.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Set me up with a double. Think there's gonna be some changes at work, and just need to be drunk enough not to care.
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(Scooter lays a blanket over Motox)
It's not much, but at least it's an extra layer the monkey will have to peel off if you fall asleep.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Looks like Monkey and Moto both had a rough night.
All this time, I thought Moto shaved the other end. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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Is that a monkey in your blanket, or you just happy to be here? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: deanz400
i don't care what you say but that photo of moto and monkey is funny,
You shoulda seen the one I was gonna use, then I remembered the PG13 rating in the house of ill repute.
You can PM it to me. I might need Christmas notes.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Not sure what it is, but somethin' just fell out of your blanket, Motox.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
You shoulda seen the one I was gonna use, then I remembered the PG13 rating in the house of ill repute.
A bar full of strippers, drunks and a wild monkey, and it's only has a PG13 rating?
Man, we got to do something about this. BR>
(Scooter walks by Motox and pats him on the back. Sticking a picture of a female monkey on it as he walks by)
Ooohhhh monkey!!!
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(Scooter tapes a picture to the wall)
Oh, hey Dean.
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AHHHHH!!!!!
He's on my leg!!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">BR>
Quick, someone throw a stuffed animal across the room!!!
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Oh yeah!
STOP, DROP AND ROLL!!!!
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Aw crap!!!!
That's gonna leave a mark.
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I'm not real sure, but I would think the monkey owes me a drink, and possibly dinner.
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Not today monkey, I'm feeling a little hoarse.
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He's leavin me alone today. But Dean, I wouldn't turn my back I were...oooo too late. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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Nice kick. Good reflexes Gina!
Too bad Ginger didn't see him.
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You sure that isn't Motox?
Either way, I ain't opening that door.
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You got ether? Let me see.
Sniff sniff.
Ooooooohhh (thump)
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
You sure that isn't Motox?
Either way, I ain't opening that door. hr>
No, I have done come out of the closet. I mean...uhhh...img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Oh. Ooooohhhhh! Ewwwww!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
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(Scooter opens one eye)
Hey!! What the heck?????
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Hey 1of4 BR>
Better watch our there, Vlad. I just saw monkey gettin' a handful of singles.
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Are thongs considered panties???
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Well, it took all day but I did it. BR>
A Christmas tree made out of empty Heineken bottles. BR>
Funny, I don't remember makin' three of them. And when did we get three monkeys? BR>
Well, I better go take a pee. Haven't gone since I started makin' the tree.
HOLY SHAT!!!!!!!!!
I got three of em now??!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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If I don't make it back out of the lounge to a computer before Monday, all the patrons, dancers, management and monkeys, have a very Merry Christmas. BR>
Posted by: Scootergptx
Problem solved. I just grabbed the biggest one.
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I used to wear 'em, but kept reaching down with two hands.
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I cured myself of falling in the urinal. I just started using the sink.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: deanz400
You may as well sit down like alittle girl.haha,
Hey, all the spray was from the faucets.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Dangit monkey!
Thanks Dean. Ginger, bring him a bottle and a lap dance. Not neccessarily in that order.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
DAng thats the most tired I've ever seen monkey and he still hasn't caught the cat
(Scooter stands up and his pants are shredded)
2 things.
One, next time get a declawed cat.
Two, don't let them loose under my table.
Posted by: Scootergptx
He's been called by many names, but has always just been known as monkey.
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The flow through ventilation is a plus too.
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Let's see...
In case of emergency, pull pin, point nozzle and squeeze handle.
FFOOOOOOOSSSSHHH!!!!!
Whoa, Frosty the monkey.
(Scooter slowly walks away from the fire extinguisher)
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20 minutes to pound. Remember that Dean, just case you fall asleep on your stomach.
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Hey 1of4. Long time no see...(Scooter sees himself in Ginger's mirrored g string)
Damn girl! That's the kind of bush only Raptory could love.
(Scooter now sees himself in the bar mirror)
WTF!!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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HOLY CHIT!!!!!
MD, was you expectin' Ziggy Marley???
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I should post the pics from the Bob Marley club they have at Universal Studios in Orlando. BR>
Funny, when I got pulled over for speeding, and they guy thought I had been drinking, I had Bob Marley playing on the mp3. Good thing I had that turned down when he searched the truck. BR>
And on that note, ganja for everyone. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
Friday dance
Friday dance
Grab me a girl
That ain't wearin pants
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That's what makes it a perfect match.
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Man, it's a little chilly in the lounge today.
Ginger, you stand right here with your snatch right here on my ear. Ok, now Bambi, you do the same thing on the other side.
LOOK GUYS!!!!!
I got ear muffs.
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I can hear the ocean. BR>
I didn't know Bambi was a natural blonde.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: deanz400
and for me every thing got muffeled ,but Ithought I could hear a kitty purring ,OH thats right that was the girls ...
Uhh, only one was a kitty.
Monkey, get off of his ear!!!!
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Wow! 1of4 and MWQ in the lounge. BR>
This calls for a lap dance. BR>
Oh, and give them two a drink.
Posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Man, it's a little chilly in the lounge today.
Ginger, you stand right here with your snatch right here on my ear. Ok, now Bambi, you do the same thing on the other side.
LOOK GUYS!!!!!
I got ear muffs. hr>
I always wondered what you named those Brat dolls you bought on E-Bay. Now I know. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
Great, now everytime I look at a dancer, I'm gonna be wondering how may dolls could be made from the plastic.
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Dean, don't look now, but monkey is behind you with a birthday cake. And I don't think that's a candle on top. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Posted by: Scootergptx
You lit it, you blow it out.
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Looks like he blew a seal.
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That would explain why she's walking that way.
Posted by: Scootergptx
Who let the monkey in the bathroom again?
I'm going out back and using the old outhouse. Bound to me more sanitary.
Posted by: Scootergptx
I thought that those looked like a pair of wranglers in the corner.
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Oh man!!! You can't let monkey loose outside without some type of restraining device. BR>
Of all the places for a cat to run, it just HAD to run inside that school bus full of girl scouts.
I'll lock the front door, everyone grab a bottle, a dancer and a place to hide for the next few hours.
Remember, this place was closed whenever anything happened.
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Well, I hope none of 'em earned the monkey merit badge.
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I don't know. I thought I saw the scout leader going back in the bus. For the third time. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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It's OFC Dean. Once he gets in his zone, neither one will be safe.
