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Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Looks like Monkey and Moto both had a rough night.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: motox26
Oh what a nice way to wake up, someone put a blanky on me. Wait a minute, this blanky is sticky!hr>


Dude don't even look this direction, I had nothin to do with it.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: deanz400
i don't care what you say but that photo of moto and monkey is funny,


You shoulda seen the one I was gonna use, then I remembered the PG13 rating in the house of ill repute.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Good Evening Ladies. BR>
It is I, Vlad the Impailer, Climb on to my fleshy lance and hang around.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: deanz400
hey vlad monkey is looking to swing on your pole


It wouldn't be the first time. BR>
Yes I've been a victim of Monkey.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: TPR
Oh, don't forget my latest promotion..."Panty Free Fridays"

Prove you don't have panties on and drinks are $1 all day!!!

TPR


I Don't wanna wear panties at all, now I have to wear them monday thru thursday just to prove a point?! WTF??!!!!

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Damn! What I won't do for dollar beer.

(1of4 drops pants) Look no Panties and No Skivies either. BR>
Whataya mean $2.50?..........What fricken day is it?....... Aw you guys Suck!!!!!!!

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: TPR
Ok now onto business....This playoff season the Dumass Hotel and Casino will be Charger's Central...I want the entire place done up in Blue and Gold!!!

If you were wondering what was behind that barracade....well let me show you. I have added a San Diego and now southern California specialty....We have our own Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill....Home of the world famous fish taco...

Don't worry Scoot, you can still wear your Dallas gear, we don't descriminate...unless you are wearing a T.O. jersey, then we will tie you to the stripper pole, douce you with baby oil and glitter and bring in the Chippendales dancers in to strip down and dance around you while the cameras flash away!!!BR>
TPR


Blah Blah Blah, Chargers,.... Blah Blah Blah, Fish Taco's.... Blah Blah Blah Woah!

Did you said douche him with baby oil? BR>
TPR I hope you meant dowse.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: TPR
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Are thongs considered panties???


Yes!

1o4, don't act like wearing panties is out of the norm for ya!!! I've heard storys about your PM conversations with MD and Moto about expanding the stickybag to accomodate 3....BR>
Barkeep, if 1o4 shows you his thong every day and then wears nothing on Friday, give him a dollar beer....

Wait, check that, if he shows you his thong every day and then wears it backward on Friday, DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!!!!BR>
Management....


img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> I think I detect a bit of jealousy in your tone. BR>
TPR I want the good stuff not that bottom of the barrel swill you serve to Scooter and the rest of the Spinner Clan. BR>
Done! & Done!

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

HO! (points at Scooter)...HO! (points at Moto)...HO! (points at D4)

Merry Christmas! Mmeerrrry Christmas!

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey who made the snow monkey ?

OOPPs it's the real monkey !!!!

Now who would do some thing like this Moto or Scooter or maybe 1of 4 ,????????


Huh... What? Who Me? BR>
No Monkey! I swear it wasn't me! Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!

Owwww! (Hands Monkey the electric clippers. Points at Scooter) He did it.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Nice hair cut Scooter. The wife get you and the dog confused again?

Are ya goin for the Poodle look? The wife want ya to start walkin backwards? Or were you a victim of monkey?

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Man, it's a little chilly in the lounge today.

Ginger, you stand right here with your snatch right here on my ear. Ok, now Bambi, you do the same thing on the other side.

LOOK GUYS!!!!!

I got ear muffs. hr>


Nice Job there Scooter! BR>
Hey Scooter check this out.....(1of4 pulls up his shirt, presses the sides of his belly button together)... Look a gut muff. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I can hear the ocean. hr>


Really?!..... When Mystique did that for me I heard a waterfall.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Hey Twin!BR>
Nothin Like a little Teddy Nuge to get ya goin.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Wow! 1of4 and MWQ in the lounge. BR>
This calls for a lap dance. BR>
Oh, and give them two a drink. hr>


You can't pay me enough to give you a lap dance. I don't think my Twin will go for it either. BR>
Code Red straight up please. BR>

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Man, it's a little chilly in the lounge today.

Ginger, you stand right here with your snatch right here on my ear. Ok, now Bambi, you do the same thing on the other side.

LOOK GUYS!!!!!

I got ear muffs. hr>


I always wondered what you named those Brat dolls you bought on E-Bay. Now I know. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Dean, don't look now, but monkey is behind you with a birthday cake. And I don't think that's a candle on top. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">


Let's find out, (1of4 lights it with his Zippo.) I'll be damned..... Scooter you were right it aint no candle.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Guardian angel dust in the wind cries mary.



Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
You lit it, you blow it out.


I aint fallin for that one! That there's one of them fake gag candles.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: hellyeh
Don't worry , i saw OFC get on the bus earlier . He'll catch the monkey , he's good with animals . hr>


LMAO!!! Buy this man a Beer!!!!

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

That wasn't Monkey and that was no Girlscout.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't Prove anything!


The first person to jump up and say his name is Nobody is gettin an Ass Whoopin!

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

When ever I walk in the door to this bar I think of the movie "Monkeybone". Go Figure......

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Yeah, either that or animal planet. hr>


(Monkey and MrD come staggering out of the smoke filled Green Room.)

Gorillas in the mist.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Vegas has 5 to 1 on the the monkey.


My money is on Monkey... after all he is famous for his legendary Drunken Monkey style Kung Fu. BR>

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: deanz400
Got to make money some how ,Just wonder which one will come out on top?


img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> When it's you and Monkey we all know who's on top. BR>
By the way never prostitute yourself to Monkey he picks your pocket and pays you with your own money. Just so ya know I'm the one who taught him how to pick pockets.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

If I get this new job the next 50 rounds, of drinks, will be payed for by me. BR>

WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! STOP!!!!!! I don't have the job Yet!

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

By the way Scooter, the next few rounds comin your way won't be drinks! BR>
Here monkey, I have a Kiwi Fruit for you..... Mmmmm... Nummy!

Muhuhaha, he'll be gnawin on that painted brown tennis ball for hours.

Get Down with your bad self D4.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Barkeep! A round of drinks for the Fine Patrons of this establishment.

That's right, I got the job!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">BR>
(1of4 pulls out twin .45 cal pistols) BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> CLICK! CLICK! BR>





Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

LOL! Kinda reminds me of the monkey from Pirates of the Carribean.

(Gibbs) "Ya know it don't do no good to shoot him."

(Cpt Jack) "No but it makes me feel good!"

img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Maybe our monkey's undead too. Well think about it it makes perfect sense....... Scooter has Blown the stuffin out of him on numerous occasions! Just so ya know Scooter, the term "blow" is just a figure of speech. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey 1of4 congrads ,always nice to here some body gets what they want .


Thanks Bud. Bar keep more drinks for the fellas. BR>
Bring on the Ladies! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen

img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Maybe our monkey's undead too. Well think about it it makes perfect sense....... Scooter has Blown the stuffin out of him on numerous occasions! Just so ya know Scooter, the term "blow" is just a figure of speech. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">


Damn right it is. And that video was enhanced. Hell I never even been to the bus station in Cleveland. hr>


Cleveland?.... That's in Ohio right?.....Who do we know that lives in Ohi........img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

(1of4 snatches a stack of stickers from Scooter.)

Hmmm.... I think the first two stickers would look good right here.

(Scooter holds down Monkey. 1of4 puts one sticker over Monkey's mouth and the other over his azz.)

Now that's some free advertising right there. Now where should we put the next two..........

Hey Moto, gotta minute? (devil smiley)

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Oh look an empty bar.

(1of4 looks around, shifts on to his right butt cheek)

BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP........

Whoa...that sounded like Willy in the Doonz.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Jokes on you I aint wearin any, I think they turned to ash after that ripper.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

(1of4 walks over to the Juke box.)

Ahh here it is L-14.

...Ooooh that smell. Can't ya smell that smell? The smell that surrounds you.......

Figured I play it before some one else did.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Originally posted by: Scootergptx

Well, it sounds like they're gonna want to shut the bar down and open a casino and 99¢ gift shop.


They have to shut this place down Over My Dead.........I wonder what kinds of goodies they'll be sellin.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Hot Dam! Here I am!

Do you know how tough it is to find a Glass skirt? So I went clear acrylic instead. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Well Hell!!!! Does make me look like the Bell of the ball? Or a Bell with Balls? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

(1of4 does a handstand)

Hey check it out, I'm a Martini. Complete with olives and a sword.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

I just had an epiphany!

Apperantly I didn't think this through far enough. Now I know how a dog feels with one of those cone thingies around his neck. The buckles are stuck and I have to go pee.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Originally posted by: DuneDragin

Originally posted by: deanz400



like the humm therory ,much better then trying to make it a ballon




humm...maybe one of you guys should blow up the balloons.


Gonna have to pass on that.

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

My life's in jeopardy,
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be.
I ain't been home since Friday night,
and now my wife is coming after me.

Give me police protection.
Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one.
Give me a bodyguard a back belt Judo expert with a machine gun!

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane.
When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain.
She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough to send her half insane.
Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots and take a long, long drive.
I may end up spending all my money but I'll still be alive!

All I did was have a bit too much to drink and I picked the wrong precinct.
Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think.

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane.
When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain.
She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough to send her half insane.
Gonna buy a fast car put on my lead boots and take a long, long drive.
I may end up spending all my money but I'll still be alive!

And I'm oh so tired of running, gonna lay down on the floor.
I gotta rest some time, so I can get to run some more.

She's comin'!
She's comin'!

Posted by: 1of4Horsemen

Can ya make that a triple? the wifes on my ass for buying new suspension forks for my Mt. Bike.

Good to see ya again Scooter my Brotha.

Posted by: Webopper

I'm thinking a tall Jack and diet sounds real good right now...been a long couple of days.

Set me up there Champ...

Posted by: Webopper

Drinks for all my friends...

Posted by: Webopper

In the virtual world, just like in the real world, as soon as the party gets hoppin, Webopper gets yanked out by his short hairs.

You all have a couple on my tab and we'll do it again tomorrow.

Congrats H!!!

Posted by: Webopper

Bloody Mary or something Champ cause I am hurtin!!!

Posted by: Webopper

How's about a double shot of Patron Gran there Champ...just got kicked HARD in the nads.

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Webopper
How's about a double shot of Patron Gran there Champ...just got kicked HARD in the nads.



What happend to ya WB? (slides a double on down)


*Slams the double and the stomach girgle that comes back up*

Got fired by a client. Not a huge loss, but hate to have that happen anyway.


Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: MrDumass

Dam! That sux! (slides another on down) Here's to finding a client with double what the loser was!


tHanck mAn...aWW Frok dUde, i'M buzZy alReadY...sWeeeeeEEt

aNd gEt one FoR my FeirnD MotO...

Posted by: Webopper

*girgle girgle girgle...SWOOSH*

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I have never had Cuban material.


I has some of the green African stuff once...yea, that hurt me!!!

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Africa is not known for a its ganjure in cultivating my friend hr>


Well, I don't know what this stuff was, but it rocked my world...I mean big time. Put yourself in a big ass machine shop with the lathes and saws and all this equipemnt running full blast, you staring at a wall for no reason and you can't hear a sound. Freaky man...

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Alright, bars open! I've always heard the new guy buys, so drink up. Bartender! Your best draft for everyone! (I'm generous, but cheap)


Hey, if it's free, it for me...

Posted by: Webopper

Stopped at the office (zone) and everybody was gone. Figured you were all here. Champ, what you say we get the weekend kicked off...let me get a round for the house!!! Start me with a tall Jack and Diet...

Posted by: Webopper

Yea Champ...put OFC's on my tab...

Posted by: Webopper

Morning Champ...I'm just cruising the neighborhood, seeing what's happening. That coffee ready yet, I could really use a cup?

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad

Ive never drank a cup of coffee.


Never? Never hit a Starbucks, or had a pot of "Morning After Mud"? Wow...My grandmother got me started with coffee when I was but a wee tot. Used to let us drop the saccarine tablets in and watch them fizzle. Cool stuff for a 5 yo...

Posted by: Webopper

uHHH CHAMP...CALL ME a cab...I'm hammered dude...thanks.

Posted by: Webopper

BLAAAAAAAAA...somebody say beer???

Posted by: Webopper

Cold pizza for me. Open fridge--->grub. That's as complex as I want to get today.

Yea, can I get a Diet Coke to wash it down with there Champ? Thanks...

Posted by: Webopper

Well, as much inventory as the regulars go through...

I need coffee this morning though Champ...thanks.

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: MrDumass

Nope, but your leftovers would smell like ass. hr>


LMFAO!!! That's classic.

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
(Bar Shouts 1OF4 as I enter.)

Gimme a snake bite bar keep.

Man it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearin milkbone underwear. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


Whoa...look who hobbled in...LOL.

Posted by: Webopper

Hey Champ, the lil woman been doing Margarita's all nite. Give me a double Jack and diet so I can catch up for a minute. OH YEA!!! Bopper getting some buzzy s3x tonight...LOL

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: TPR
I'm thiinking of sponsoring one of the little special olympic kids...he's a hurdler and they call him Mungo....he really doesn't "hurdle" so much as drive his wheelchair through the hurdles....man can that kid go!!!

He's going to wear a shirt that says "Champ's! The Waterhead's Watering Hole!!"

TPR


OMG that is hilarious...

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
The Dumass Lounge? Yah it has a nice ring to it.


Yes, sounds like my kind of place...LOL

Posted by: Webopper

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Sad story. A guy that was a few years older then me died in a car accident the other night. He and his wife got into an arguement and he took off for the bar. He stayed there most the night until he had enough, called a buddy and said I'am coming out there to stay the night. Guys wife called buddy and asked if he had seen her husband. He says no and goes looking for him. Finds his buddy about 1 mile away dead. How bad would that be on the wife at home?? hr>


The guilt on that would be unbearable...that's too bad for both of them.

Posted by: Webopper

WOW, the place is hoppin...what happen, that place down the street get shut down again?

Posted by: codyormoe

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Quote
Originally posted by: motox26
Quote
Originally posted by: MrDumassAhhh, you fatass's can have your dietary products and your small portions, We can settle on having both menus floating round. hr>
Hey...hey..hey! You got to remember Im a big boy, so when I say smaller portions, I mean about what a normal serving sive probably is to your skronny a$$! sohr>
LMAO! How about I serve you a portion up the ass and then we will see who is skronny. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


Am I reading this wrong or did Dumass just proposition Moto?

Posted by: codyormoe

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Did any of you happen to buy a few Xbox 360's?? They just came out this am, and they are on Ebay going for 1500 bucks! They are only 3-400 dollars!


Actually, I bought 4 and I plan on putting 3 on Ebay. I did the same thing last year with the Nintendo DS's and made a small fortune.

Posted by: codyormoe

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
There is one currently going for $2750!!!

TPR



OM!! Moe get yours on there......fast!


LOL Wait till a couple weeks before Christmas, the price will skyrocket. Some parents these days are DESPERATE to get their kids the hard to get toys, it's like a status symbol for them.

Posted by: wiswolvy

Helll il folow phantom or tpr, if it means lapdances and drinks and by the way veronicas mine.

Posted by: wiswolvy

please no !!! alergic to small furry animals.

Posted by: wiswolvy

Guess whos back for veronica and to clean tables

Posted by: wiswolvy

seems like nobodys around (slowly slinkers of to raid the liquor cabinet0.

Posted by: wiswolvy

deffenitely didnt tell me veronicas secret. just because im an employee doesnt me you have to be mean to me

Posted by: wiswolvy

this places empty, screw eployee, say hello to new owner

Posted by: wiswolvy

i was joking i would never dare dis obey the great phantom but i would appreciate a raise

Posted by: wiswolvy

im alergic to monkeys, dont make me call OCEA

Posted by: wiswolvy

whats victorias secret good one scooter

Posted by: wiswolvy

hey, im the most qualified here,yet i clean the tables.

Posted by: wiswolvy

yeah you have a pont, someday would you take me on as an apprentice, sounds like a great career

Posted by: wiswolvy

im a litle what is the mokey and does he have a girl or does he just prey upon low level employees

Posted by: wiswolvy

oh, so , any tips on avoiding monkey and his infinite quest for pleasure.

Posted by: wiswolvy

thank you phantom for your great genorisity , what are my duties as bar back

Posted by: wiswolvy


hey where's Barbie I feel the need for some silocon under my hands , Is it pants on or off today I can never keep track ?


is there any better place to work

we have a variety of beers on tap scooter, what wpuld you like and dean your windser coke is on the way.

Posted by: wiswolvy

he at least we dont have "the village people" posters in our rooms.j/k

if you dont understand see tpr's page

Posted by: wiswolvy

one of everything is on its way so all have a table brought out to put it all on.

Posted by: wiswolvy

scooter, ican see you did a good job scouting for new dancers at the baseball gameould you like your usual one of evrything

Posted by: wiswolvy

a drink on the house sounds great to me and deanz you want a windser coke?

Posted by: wiswolvy

couldnt be me i was behind the bar.

Posted by: wiswolvy

well i got promoted, so we need another employe

Posted by: wiswolvy

ill do it

Posted by: wiswolvy

good idea, it will clean the stage, and keep him of my leg hopefully none of the animal rights people showup

Posted by: wiswolvy

it wasnt me it was the monkey, if anyone was to do the honors at a wet t-shirt contest who better than him

Posted by: wiswolvy

why that could solve the whole monkey half naked woman problem we been having

Posted by: wiswolvy

ok im on my way to the pound to procure us a cat for monkeys entertainmentand the secret of the one side door will stay with us any plans for the half naked women problem

Posted by: wiswolvy

thats a good plan and your liquor table is on the way.

Posted by: wiswolvy

just because the booze is free doesnt mean you dont have to tipTW what would you like.

Posted by: wiswolvy

me and the monkey dont mixthats why i bought the monkey a cat poor cat, elephant man knows how you feel, BTW 1 0f 4 what would you like.

Posted by: wiswolvy

dean your windser coke is on the way and scooter got your bootle of jack daniels knowing you ill bring twoaand 1of4 got your wildturkey and coke. BTW there shoud be dumass lounge avatar.

Posted by: wiswolvy

Your Jack and coke is on the way scooter, anybody else need anything

Posted by: wiswolvy

you can call me yw ow wwII and thanks for the drink, trieing to forget the last couple days.

Posted by: blue1

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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Here's your prize TPR!



hahaha.........


Posted by: powerismygame

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Originally posted by: happydad
wtf,wheres the barkeep, guess ill have to help myself to a bloodymary $ a beer. where should i leave the tip?


do you realy want the awnser to that question?

Posted by: powerismygame

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Originally posted by: happydad
i guess not power, ill just keep the changehr>


good idea. and you can call me Fred.

Posted by: powerismygame

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: powerismygame
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Originally posted by: happydad
i guess not power, ill just keep the changehr>


good idea. and you can call me Fred.


Fred accepting tips? Heck Fred, take the tip, and the shaft too. BR>

Dumass, that new bouncer ain't checking ID's.

Now, if you need an armed bouncer... hr>


can i use black powder?

Posted by: 3WheelWilly

Bloop, kan Willy hav a rooT beer?

Willy RulZ!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: happydad

wtf,wheres the barkeep, guess ill have to help myself to a bloodymary $ a beer. where should i leave the tip?

Posted by: happydad

i guess not power, ill just keep the change

Posted by: happydad

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Originally posted by: TPR
Good afternoon everyone....looks like the place is being well kept....except the part where Scooter decided to lie under the beer tap itself...small healthcode violation, but big on the fun factor....

Just to make your lives easier, and more entertaining, I am having a penalty box created where if someone like Fred shows up, the new bouncer over there, his name is Tank, he grabs the offending person, takes them into the penalty box and smacks them around for 2 minutes. After that, they can stay, or leave. If they stay, and cause a problem again, it's 5 minutes in the box, then they are ejected from the premises. Should be loads of fun...BR>
TPR
afternoon everybody, ill try noy to wake up the tank.


Posted by: happydad

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Ok, a round of drinks on me. Just someone besides Motox hand me mine.


hanks scooter, i`m one parched hombre. make mine a bloody mary,(spicey),w/a beer chaser.

Posted by: happydad

bloody mary and a beer please !!!!

Posted by: happydad

mornin boys!, mornin tank. a bloody mary and a beer please.

Posted by: happydad

well boys, fixn ta head home thought id just stop in for a couple quick brews. cant stay too long, prolly jist long enought to suck up bout 8 pints. 5 or 10 minutes. anyways, i`ll have 2 pints lager please.

Posted by: happydad

beer and a bloody mary please!

Posted by: happydad

( chews a piece of ice, chuggs rest of beer) another round please, sendit with that waitress that has fartbreath!

Posted by: happydad

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What's up bretheren?

WT 101 please with a crown royal backer. hr>


ell just soakin up some spirits and chuggin some daddypops ! I can only have about another 12 pack cuz i gotta drive.

Posted by: happydad

Sure is quiet in here this evening. Guess everyone is playin it safe w/ upcoming holidays and what not! I guess I will also so I`m only gonna stay for about 16 talls.

Posted by: happydad

MR.D, 4 shots of crown,4 beers please.

Posted by: happydad

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Check out what I got for the monkey! A weasel! BR>
Here monkey.

Now everyone sing along:

Round and round the dancer's stage
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop! Goes the weasel.

Guess I could have let him put it in the microwave. BR>
MrD, a little coffee, and a lot of Kahlua please. hr>
lol pop the weasle


Posted by: happydad

wtf. I`ll have a bloody mary and a beer. And keep em commin.!!

Posted by: happydad

gimie another blody mary and another beer please.

Posted by: happydad

dangit Dumass, what kinda help you hirin round here? i said keep um comin, nother bloody mary and beer !!!

Posted by: happydad

ggimmie nnnthr blldymrry na nothhhr biereer. aint gottellday danngit, iss almussttime frmmee t ggo.

Posted by: happydad

ggmea6pecktagoonhelmeeintomicarigttagetthhehekottaher.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

BAR KEEP! Let me buy a round for the boys. Send those lap dancers over to there table too. =]

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
No really, it kicks my ass so bad its not even fun anymore. I cant drink two beers without having a weird feeling in my stomach, and if I drink whiskey I dunno when to quit. Be better for me if I just give it up and stick to the greenery. A 50 dollar sack-o-jaweeah will last me a week or two, I spend that in one night at the bar easily.


Passes dube under table to mrdumass.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

Ill have a double shot of Quervo, no lemon, no salt. =]

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Webopper
WOW, the place is hoppin...what happen, that place down the street get shut down again?


lol. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

Little early to be drinking aint it. lol. =]

uless you havn't stopped from last night.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I had to come back. I was gonna try and be more responsible and try and stop drinking.

But, then I realized, it says right on the can "drink responsibly."

Like it has both the responsibilty and drinking issue covered right there. Who can argue with that?

I'm feeling really responsible today, bring me a 12 pack. hr>


Thats a big burden to carry on your shoulders trying to keep any brewery workers from being laid off. lol. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx

Thats a big burden to carry on your shoulders trying to keep any brewery workers from being laid off. lol. =]


It's a tuff job, but somebody has gotta do it. BR>
I may have just pissed away some of my repsonibilityness. Better bring over some more beer. hr>


lol, maybe you hould chase them beers with some quervo. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Freebird is a Upstanding Citizen. He didnt send in a mod report, but apparantly didnt see any of it either.



Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Locked. BR>
Well, there's always Michigan.


Not when its finally starting to make sence. lol. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Maybe I should start an outhouse thread.

If you don't like the stink, stay out of the thread and if your in the outhouse, use it for its intended purpose.


But then it will be like the spine zone anyways. If you enter and do what your sposed to do in there it will eventually be full of crap. lol. =]

And we already have a crapper, it's just locked at the moment. Could I have the key pleaseeeeee, i really have to go. lol. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Freebird is a Upstanding Citizen. He didnt send in a mod report, but apparantly didnt see any of it either.


hr>


You and I were bantering ; )


I don't know, after playing catchup so long I was truely confused. lol. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
FB what are you doing? you're like a social butterfly fluttering by. Half the threads now have your name as last post.
Are you That bored?


I figured I use this lock down time to get this place cleaned up a bit. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey where did all this riff raff come from ,and wheres the girls ,,?? SCOOTER?



Hey are you old enough to be in here. lol. let me see your ID. =]

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey where did all this riff raff come from ,and wheres the girls ,,?? SCOOTER?



Hey are you old enough to be in here. lol. let me see your ID. =]


See what happens when you are contained to one thread. D4 is a regular here. BR>
(Scooter looks down and sees he's covered in glitter and lipstick)

Uh, I know nothing about the girls. Women, on the other hand. No wait, that's Motox that would be using the other hand phrase. hr>


lol. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
The monkey is charging money? That's just wrong.

It would kinda explain the jump in use of the atm though.


LOL. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Uhh, 1of4, you left your card in the machine. hr>


oooooo, guess whos buying. lol. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What's up monkey? BR>
(monkey hands 1of4 a huge wad of cash)

Damn glad I taught him how to pick pockets. hr>


LMFAO. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

OMG, Monkey chit everywhere. =]

Posted by: xFreebirdx

So is anyone going to clean this chit up so I can sit down. lol. =]

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
So is anyone going to clean this chit up so I can sit down. lol. =]


Here ya go. BR>
(Scooter flips a bar stool uside down)


LMAO. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey freebird you can't sit down any way ,you keep LMAO,SO you have noting to sit on .



Good point. Bartender, you better cut him off. lol.. =]

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
That was nice of you scooter to do that for FB and three of his closest friends. hr>



LOL. =]

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I know FB didn't sit down. But somebody should tell Bambi to stop going down on the bar stool.












In about 15 minutes.



Never had a chance to, Fred and the Monkey cam flying out of nowhere and jumped on it. BR>LOL. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Amsterdam rules Fred. BR>
Did you teach the monkey to say your name? hr>


Funny you should say that Scoot. Seems like everytime I drive in the country and go by a flock of sheep. I can't tell if there saying Baaaaaaaaaaa or Freeeeeeeeeeeeed. lol. =]


Posted by: xFreebirdx

Welp one more for the road. =]

Posted by: xFreebirdx

Sigh.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

Yawn. =/

Posted by: xFreebirdx

Buys It's Friday rounds.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: motox26
FB tried to take the hair off of Monkey's sack!hr>


img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
You'd think he'd just join the Hair Club. hr>


img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
You'd think he'd just join the Hair Club. hr>


LOLhr>


That wasn't funny.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

Time to drink.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: motox26
Shot of whiskey this am coming up!



Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Shot???

Leave the bottle. hr>




Thanks.....I needed that.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: deanz400
thats what I keep trying to tell you Scooter and Mr D this should be an all nude bar ,then you can't hide nothing ,, WOOO HOO


Dancers nude = good. BR>
MD and Motox nude = not good. hr>


Well I aint coming in till Motox and MrD get there clothes back on.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

OK I see MrD is dressed.BR>
OMGimg src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">What is Motox doing to that poor monkey.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> I hope animal control doesn't find out about this.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

Buys Monkey a drink, Poor thing.......I've never seen a critter treated that way before.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: motox26
I feel sooooo free right now!


LOL.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

Set Motox up for the weekend. BR>
My tab.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
Set Motox up for the weekend. BR>
My tab. hr>


Should only be half as much as normal, having to drink one handed and all. hr>


LOL.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
Set Motox up for the weekend. BR>
My tab. hr>


Ah, thanks buddy.BR>
Now, where is that vicodin.hr>


img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Posted by: xFreebirdx

Well lets put a bottle on the bar and start the weekend early.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

Wait someone put the Monkey in the cage first.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

I told you to put that dam monkey inna cage.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
I told you to put that dam monkey inna cage.hr>


I still think there is litigation pending from the last time he was locked up and someone let him out. Really their own fault for turning their back on the little fur ball anyway. hr>



LOL.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: motox26
(Looks in the sink)


There's my keys!hr>


Monkey did it. (whistle smiley)

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: deanz400
dang I feel like I own this bar nobody is hardley here ,and I'm just wearing the girls out in the back room haha,dang this feels good to be king for a while .


Just make sure to put the liquor order in.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: motox26
Better do a shot for Friday.hr>


Maybe we should do 2.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: motox26
Uh-oh, 2 just leads to more!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


And the problem with that is. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Posted by: xFreebirdx

LMFAOTFF. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: deanz400
HOLY mackeral you guys now i HAVE ALL SORTS OF IMAGES that i don't need in my head (get out get out ) nope still there ( beating my head against the bar ) nope still there .


LMAO. BR>
Here nothing this bottle of quervo wont fix.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
HOLY CHIT!!!!!

MD, was you expectin' Ziggy Marley???



Ja mon, tis me good friend from the Carribean! BR>
I did actually meet Ziggy, at one of Bob Marleys ol houses turned into a museum, in Kingston. He happend to be there, and all of us got to shake his hand and talk to him for a minute. I miss that island! hr>



I bet you do.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

"Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink"

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Who let the monkey in the bathroom again?

I'm going out back and using the old outhouse. Bound to me more sanitary.


That was from the Monkey trying to escape from C.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">

Posted by: xFreebirdx

See hunny, Drunk People are funny too. LOL.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
You lit it, you blow it out.


I aint fallin for that one! That there's one of them fake gag candles. hr>


High 1of4. =]

You've been a stranger lately.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
That would explain why she's walking that way. hr>


LOL.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I thought that those looked like a pair of wranglers in the corner. hr>


LOL.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: hellyeh
Don't worry , i saw OFC get on the bus earlier . He'll catch the monkey , he's good with animals . hr>


LOL.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: deanz400
Oh don't worry they know about first Aid ,

and monkey will be busy with the kitty ,

Now the girl scouts will need therapy for the rest of there lives but ,just colatteral damage .


LOL.

Posted by: xFreebirdx

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Guess I'll hang out here until we get taken out of "time out" hr>



Posted by: XxBamBam2xX

just wanted to say hey and im bored

Posted by: MikeMac707

i had 78 posts at 9:22 guys and im makin it to 1000 tonight

Posted by: MikeMac707

its a bet ne takers?

Posted by: MikeMac707

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I heard a couple of the girls complaining about your junk. BR>
Bring me a bottle of Jack and a shot of coke. hr>

maddddddddd straighttttttt


Posted by: MikeMac707

no ones posted in here since last week...

Posted by: MikeMac707

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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey Scooter I don't think you want your sock back ,I found monkey curled up in the closet with it ,and he was smiling ...

Hey MM707 some of us have a life outside of the lounge ,not often but sometime ,we do .


lol ok

Posted by: MikeMac707

lmao

Posted by: MikeMac707

this had an error on it last night

Posted by: MikeMac707

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Drink enough and all errors will go away. hr>


werd

Posted by: WisWolvyII

is this a new facility or was the hotel and casino a massive add on.

Posted by: WisWolvyII

Hey, anybody want a drink ?