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Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Were we in the parking lot today? BR>
OOhh! Check out the dancer doing the headstand. Negative gravity boobs. hr>
Parkin lot? Who said anythin about a parkin lot?
OH MY! where are my petons I wanna go climb them mountains. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
He seen that there is other monkeys out there with a bigger "whooha" than him.
Yeah I'm one of..........BR>
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No way am I lookin for him. I have a pretty good idea what he's doin.
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
Whooha = worn out anus! hr>
Whooha = weiner!
Moto You Whooha!
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(standing next to Scooter) I wanna know why there's only carpet on one wall.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: Catterman
C needs something strong today... Get me a decaff americano with sugar free vanilla syrup and steamed fat free skim mike! hr>
Just send another bottle of Jim down here on the floor.
C, I'm not too sure I want anything with skim mike. hr>
Yeah Skim Mike is kind of a Skuzzy fellow. BR>
Floor? I though I was doin good leanin against a wall. Well that explains the no leg wobble. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
He would have just said "short and stubby, easy to carry" anyways. hr>
HEY MOTO! ( pulls up front of kilt) sing in to this Mic. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
(best Eric Cartmans voice) Screw you guy's I'm goin for a lap dance. walks over to juke box and plays Iron Butterfly's - Inna godda davida).
I'm gonna get my money's worth outta this dance.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
HEY MOTO! ( pulls up front of kilt) sing in to this Mic. hr>
Wow, they really make them things small these days! hr>
That's why there called Micro...phones. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
LMFAO!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
I've been gettin That alot lately even from the monkey. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: CattermanQuote
Well this is my daily switch of the letters!!! Nothing gets by the spinners! hr>
Nope, not too much does. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Can I get a Smoke and a pancake? Bong and a blintz?
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Well Scooter aint you just the apple of my eye.
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Fear not Scooter I likes women. BR>
1of4: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Scooter: Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood.
1of4: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
All I wanted was a fricken' monkey with a fricken' laser beam attached to his fricken' head!
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(Pats Scooter on back) Sure thing Bud. (Scooter now has sign on his back that reads: DANGER! combustable materials inside keep away from all sources of ingnition and open flames.)
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Stampede?BR>
(1of4 hides under table.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
DANGER! combustable materials inside keep away from all sources of ingnition and open flames.
Where'd this come from?
(1of4 looks away and whistles to himself)
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26
Oh no guys, COME QUICK!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">
(Looks down at a trampled crawling poo)
Don't just stand there Moto! Give it mouth to mouth!
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(looks around) Who the hell is playin Taps?
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
It's the monkey! BR>
And he got the bugle stuck up his OOOHHHH! Not touchin' that bugle ever again.
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">BR>
I gotta admit he's talented. BR>
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
Shouldn't someone say some final words about crawling poo?
Dear friends and fam......(fffffluuuussssshhh)........... Okay I'm guessin were done here.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
If monkey can play Taps, I wonder if he can play Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy From Company B.
Am I showin my age with that request?
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Well since ya put it that way. BR>
MrD...Booze and lots of it.
and fire up the hookah while your at it. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
BR>The wife wouldn't be shocked by that. She thinks I'm a bubble off plumb any how. BR>
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Top of the Mornin lads.BR>
Coffee and a pipe for me this mornin.
is that D4 tied to that brass pole. Has he been here alll night?
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I think he has.
Man, Trixie's got one hot body, and one really mean streak.
Anyone get to see Fred play the bugle. hr>
Didn't see him play but heard him, sounded like he was playin the slobber blues. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
yeah that's a Sh!tty lookin mustache. Kinda matches his sh!t eatin grin though.
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LMAO...... tossin salad by proxy.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
Is that with syrup or honey?
Huh? ya lost me on that hair pin turn.
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So what exactly did they teach you in high school Moto?
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Well the Salad Tossin Homo just ran out the door. It's safe to come back in OFC. Hmmm now where did Moto wander off to? BR>
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
Did you just flip flop your posts 1of4? BR>
Anyways, from 3rd grade to a Senior in High School, you learn all the latest and grossest terms.BR>
And don't ask why I came back in with with a arm full of honey.hr>
No BR>
Really? BR>
Now I'm curious So Spill it. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Did you know that Trixie has some standards , and certain places you are not allowed to touch .hr>
Behind her ear?
Yeah, when you touch her there you get a knee jerk reaction.BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
(1of4 goes behind the bar grabs the side by side.......BOOOM!!)
There's a new Sheriff in town his names OFC. Y'all best be listenin to him or he'll throw you in the Pokey.
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that is so wrong!
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Boys this gal just signed the contract. She is gonna be in charge of all the girls here at the Lounge
Brenda
Woo Hoo when does she start? BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Will somebody please restrain OFC.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Looks like the monkey found the chair.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: hellyehQuote
Thanks for the drinks Scooter ! (Tosses large bag of a green , leafy substance on the bar ) FIRE UP THE HOOKA !! It's Friday , and we got some new talent in the house .
HOT DAMM!! that's what I'm talkin about. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Poor MrD's missin out on all the fun. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Sure, and when I'm in the fetal position, just keep the monkey off my back.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: TPR
Boys, put your money away....the bar is closing down for the rest of the day.......
TO ALL NON SPINNERS!!!! Everytime I get good news you all win cause it's free drinks and lapdance Friday for all my Spinner brothers and well if RC shows up and wants one of the ladies to give her a dance....I'll be sure to have the camera rolling....BR>
TPR
(1of4 clutches chest gasping for breath)
Whew! damm TPR Don't do that! give this ol' Geezer a coronary why don't ya
YEEEE HAAAAWWW!!!! it's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!! I like When TPR shows up things get good. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: hellyehQuote
There's lots more where that came from , i'll save some for D .hr>
Sweet, then we can laugh are asses off watchin the monkey after we get him Blitzed. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: hellyehQuote
There's lots more where that came from , i'll save some for D .hr>
Sweet, then we can laugh are asses off watchin the monkey after we get him Blitzed. hr>
Check this out! I found an inflatable monkey at the zoo. BR>
Heeeeyyy monkey!!
LOL, Lets fill it with helium and watch him freak out as it floats around the bar.
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So that's what it'd look like.Okay Scooter you can wipe it off from around your lips now we get the picture.
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You'll never take me alive Copper! (1of4 reaches for his Violin case.)
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Scooter, we need to put some Aerosmith in the Jukebox.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: mywifesquadQuote
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Scooter, we need to put some Aerosmith in the Jukebox. hr>
Absolutely!! hr>
Wow! MWQ long time no lounge, belly up to the bar and let me get ya a 48 oz. Code Red. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Done! BR>
Wow, MWQ! hr>
that's what I'm talkin about! BR>
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Hey baby! Check out my bait! hr>
Man when I did that she laughed at my lil red wiggler. But she did say it was cute. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
The only thing I'd put in someones drink is a pair, and a straight. hr>
What kinda bar is this? Poker in the front and liquor in the rear? BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
House rule # 3, You can only play your own hand.
We got Amsterdam rules, not San Francisco.
BR>
Whew! Thanks for clarifyin that. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
I tell ya what Moto I'll buy you a lap dance. Inna Godda davida is almost 20 minutes long. Does this sound good to you?
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: deanz400Quote
Well TPR congratulations ,
hey how about a drink down here .BR>
hey Scooter sorry about running you over but I had to stop some place to pull my pants up , only to discover that they were backwards,hr>
Inded yes. BR>
MrD set him up. BR>
LMAO... don't worry it happens.....unfortunately all too often around here. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
(Scooter throws two bottles of baby oil on the stage, )
Now, let's really celbrate for TPR! hr>
(1of4 jumps up on stage)
SWEET! who wants to be the first to get greased? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
(monkey comes outta nowhere and does his patented face hugger maneuver).
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
It worse than I thought. He's being adopted by a Korean couple. Motox may be their next dinner. hr>
Rots of Ruck Moto you'll be tasty with some Flied lice. BR>
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(1of4 sneaks up on Scooter with the bull horn.)
LOOK OUT MONKEY ATTACK!!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Sorry Bro, didn't mean to make ya Sh!t yer self. BR>
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WOO HOO slip and slide Baby.
(1of4 realizes too late that Scooter has removed it. And the nasty screech of flesh on plank wood is heard.)
Uggghhh! I don't think that's gonna grow back.
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What did I do last night? and why is there six layers of skin peeled off my ass?
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As long as I didn't do the monkey I'm happy.
Mrd Set 'em up for lunch Bro. Thighs and breasts please.
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I'm glad you the only one who saw that. BR>
If I saw that I'd dig out my eyes with a rusty spoon.
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Don't drink the draft! You don't wanna know what he did to the beer tap.
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Gargle with Battery Acid, it'll help trust me.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Whoever decides to pull that out better warn everyone. No telling what come flying out of there.
No Way! That would be like busting the top off a Scuba Tank.
Hey........A Monkey rocket, we could launch him into orbit once he's built up enough pressure. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
I guess they should be thankful you're not Carpet Bombing.
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I hate when I spray mud.
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If I were you I'd can it and put it on the shelf and label it monkey's food.
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That's it MWQ is Cut Off.
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That may work on monkey, I am positive it will keep the women away.
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Or they might think your an Intergalactic alien and want an Anal Probe.
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Just in case your wonderin what Neo Tela Nostrum Calx means.
It's latin loosely translated: "to spin a thread & weave webs our goal." BR>
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I'll drink to that.
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Good thing we put that homeless shelter in the back room huh.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
All right ladies, time for me to dance for you!
(picture Homer Simpson on stage, but with more hair)
Hey Sasquatch get off the stage!
Oh sorry Scooter I didn't realize that was you. BR>
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Woo Hoo!!!!
No matter how bad my body looks, I'm still the hottest guy in the bar. BR>
Get off the stage monkey, you're crowding me. hr>
WOO HOO!!! Take it all off.........Dammit Scooter get off the stage! BR>
You Might be right. BR>
Which one of you taught the monkey to Gyrate like that? Thats just nasty, Funny, but nasty. BR>
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OH yeah, I think this song belongs in our Jukebox. BR>
Hit it!
This ain't no disco
It ain't no country club either
This is LA!
"All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die,"
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropos
Of nothing
He says his name's William but I'm sure,
He's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole
life
We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
The good people of the world are washing their cars
On their lunch break, hosing and scrubbing
As best they can in skirts in suits
They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the record store too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me, cause
[Chorus]
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
And Billy likes to peel the labels
From his bottles of Bud
He shreds them on the bar
Then he lights every match in an oversized pack
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
before blowing and cursing them out
And he's watching the bottles of Bud as they spin on
the floor
And a happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads
Chorus
Otherwise the bar is ours,
The day and the night and the car wash too
The matches and the Buds and the clean and dirty
cars
The sun and the moon but
Chorus
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Last I saw he was gettin snuggly with the monkey.
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Set me up with a Whiskey and coffee not mixed but in that order.
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Is MrD wearin lip gloss?
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nice to see ya found the right place this time HD.
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(1of4 looks at the empty jar) Hey any body know what happened to the rat kidneys I had in this jar?
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Hey guy's check this out. I got the Monkey a pimp suit. Look even the platform shoes have little gold fish in them.
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It does, doesn't it. I was gonna give him the cane that goes with it but that would be like giving a convict a shiv(sp).
Oh look I found the rat kidneys behind the bar.
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Hmmm.... that gives me an Idea I need to find a toy Rat for cats. Make it radio controlled and chase the dancers around with it.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
They already make them. Saw one at Target, but wasn't paying 15 bucks for it. It was only about 3 inches long. Trust me, they don't run when you chase them with something that small. hr>
$15? BR>
Dammit! There goes that idea. BR>
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Hang on, I got 17 bucks from people guessing the jelly bean count. D4 guessed four times when it was empty. Wrong each time. BR>
I'll just say it was a tie. Just remember to put monkey outside the door before we let them out. hr>
Woo Hoo! $17
Lets see how D4 does when he guesses how many fingers I'm holdin up. BR>
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Barkeep gimme a shot of milk. (bar goes silent)
And make sure it's in a dirty glass! (crowd resumes chatter.)
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Better throw some vodka and kahlua in with that milk. hr>
Okay. BR>
My nephew did the stupidest thing. He took a shot of lemon juice and washed it down with milk. The lemon juice curdled the milk instantly. Pretty funny watchin him puke. BR>
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(1of4 sitting at the bar feels something slip under his hand) WTF!?( looks under his hand it's a $100 Bill.) (30 yr old Gal winks at him.)
1of4: Sorry Miss I think you have the wrong idea of me.
Young Gal: I'm sorry, my mistake, I took you for another Fella.
1of4: You don't understand miss today is my day to do Charity work and I'll take your donation. BR>
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(1of4 walks over to score board.)
Monkey - 216, Challengers - 0.
Monkey claims another victim with D4.
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I was just adjusting the goods, honest.
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That's twice I've noticed D4 with his pants on backwards. BR>
Poor guy. Life must be hell with his ass at the front of his body.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Check this out ladies! Holding 3 drinks, and only got 2 hands. BR>
(1of4 walks past and accidentilly bumps black stool out from in front of Scooter)
Awwww, dammit. hr>
Oh look free drink! BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
Did monkey score again?
Like Wayne Gretsky. BR>
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Umm D4 you might wanna put you pants on with the zipper facing front. Scooters on the prowl.
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Alright ladies enough lounging around. We aint payin ya to do nothin. So lets get busy! .
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We got it covered Scooter, they work strictly tips or they get the shaft.
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That's okay Bro let'em work for it. BR>
Meanwhile have another beer, down at the Sunset Grill.
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Are they hangin up there backwards? If so then yup.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
(looks closer at pants)
Yep, and he's still in 'em.
Hey D4, want a beer? (shakes up a bottle and sprays the ceiling)
Give me one for the road. Won't be back till Monday, so ya'll behave. And someone pull the monkeys plug.
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">BR>
LMAO..... BR>
Well have a good'n' Scooter. (1of4 plays George thurgoods "I Drink Alone" on the Jukebox.)
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Hey Scooter! This is just a test of the emergency broadcast sytem we know return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Hmmm..... Interesting.
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Man O man looks like dawn of the dead with in here with all these stiffs. Who's been handing out Viagra to the patrons?
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Looks like Scooter drew the short straw.
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Looks like monkey found his way inside Scooters Bio suit.
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The windows aren't the only thing turned brown there were still a couple of patrons in the bar.BR>
Somethin about a free beer head start?
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Woo Hoo!! Sweet! BR>
(1of4 jumps up and falls flat on his face) WTF?! (sees shoe laces tied together) So that's what Cristal was doin under the bar.
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MrD you need to stop serving those drunks at Table 11. Their putting dollar bills in D4's speedos when he walks by.
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Every paycheck a fortune, every meal a banquet, every formation a parade! I love the military! BR>
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(Hold ups Double sized shot glass) TOO MOTO AND HIS FAMILY!
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
(Scooter stands on the head of one of the table 11 patrons)
TO MOTOX AND HIS FAMILY!!!
Scooter, you have two feet I would apreciate it if you stood on two heads.
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That would be Tanks job. Armand removes stains. Well I guess it's kinda the same thing.
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(1of4 jumps into the Melee) Hey!!!!! that sombitch tried to cop a feel on me.
Let the asswhoopins begin!
LMAO scooter, sorry I was busy downin my shot.
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Now that the Thrash has been taken out lets get back to The celebrations at hand. Round for the bar on me! BR>
Ladies I'll do Pro Bono work for you, if you do Pro Boner work for me.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Well maybe we should have a memorial for it !!
For what your pants? BR>
Still feelin a bit under the weather. Barkeep Gimme a Hot tea with lemon and a shot of Wild Turkey. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Still feelin a bit under the weather. Barkeep Gimme a Hot tea with lemon and a shot of Wild Turkey. hr>
Sorry to hear you're still not up to par 1of4. Sure you want that tea and lemon?
Your probably right just gimme the 101 proof. Let's kick that cold in the ass.
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How about black pipe? LOL. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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What's up bretheren?
WT 101 please with a crown royal backer.
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Gotta agree TPR, that would be bad if the lounge got shut down.
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Yyyyyaaaaawwwwnnnnn!!!! Coffee and Kaluha in an I.V. Stat!!
Awww look at monkey isn't he cute, all snuggly with the revenuer.
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(1of4 behind the bar lookin like a mad scientist mixin up a witches brew)
MuHaha!!!! 3 double espresso's, 1 red bull, 1 jolt cola, 2 no-doze pills and one cross top for that little somthin extra. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
This should get me going this mornin.
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manmyheadisreallytinglin! holycrap!Ican'tsitstill! Whyiseverythingmovingsoslow?
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I'm late I'm late for a very important date. Why do I feel like the white rabbit from Alice in wonderland.
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LMAO...My son and nephew were playin around with am old metal detector in the barn this weekend. Every time I walked by the damn thing went off.
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SHHH! I like sneakin up and messin with them.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hey ladies, want to see my beauty mark? BR>
(drops pants)
Look at that, a beauty, ain't it? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
PSSST! Hey monkey, Look at the banana, heres a meat tenderizing mallet go play.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Check out the dancer on stage now! BR>
(sets a banana on 1of4's foot) (the good one)
Well hey monkey, watcha doin' with that mallet?
WOW!! would ya loo.....YEEEOOWW!!! Stupid Monkey!!!!! BR>
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(Noticed sign on Armands office door - Dry cleaning, drop pants here.)
It all makes sense now.
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Naw ignorance is bliss...BR>
(1of4 puts a box of Communion Wafers on the bar.)
After sinner mints $1.00 ea.
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a pub and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," says the second.
Curious, the first asks: "Where in Ireland?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, Me too! Lets have another round of drinks to Dublin."
"Of course"
The second man can't help himself so he asks, "What school did you go too?"
"Saint Mary's", replies the first man. "I graduated in '62"
"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" They say in union.
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the pub. "What's up?" he asks the inn keeper.
"Nothing much," replied the inn keeper. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again!"
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Nice to see this place hasn't changed. BR>
Good to see TPR in here again. BR>
Gimme a Double, Work has been hell lately.
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img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">Scooter you aint right! What have these women been doing to ya? Are ya sayin you want a Lap Dance from me? BR>
(Points at Scooter and Motions to Tank to take out the trash) BR>
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HOLD UP TANK!!!
Dang Sorry 'bout that Scooter. C,mon let me get ya a few beers to help with that headache and some ice for those lumps. BR>
And to cheer ya up I'll have monkey give you a lap dance, Whatta ya say?
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Originally posted by: MrDumassQuote
C mon fellas...the sign says no shoes, no shirt, no pants......no service. hr>
What about if my pants are down around my knees? Technically I'm still wearin them.BR>
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TPR I like the way you think. BR>
Ahhhh I love it when you quote the masters. Good for a laugh. BR>
Now somebody get the Champ a beer. No Not for TPR! It's For Me!
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I sent OFC a Media file, Ask him for it if he doesn't send it to ya. It reminds me of this group of scallywags!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
I sent OFC a Media file, Ask him for it if he doesn't send it to ya. It reminds me of this group of scallywags! hr>
If it's the Casa sign, he's already gotten it out. Man, he's good.
No, it a short clip called Scottish sobriety test. I thought it was funny. BR>
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I knew I shouldn&39;t have come in here. With all these beautiful ladies I&39;m pitchin a tent, okay it&39;s a pup tent Atleast it&39;s big enough to sleep one person.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hey 1of4! BR>
You're just in time to play, Fake or Real.
Ginger, show 'em to 1of4 and let him guess.
Umm Judging by the feel of them they're fake, but real nice. BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I gotta game for 1of4...its called Moose Knuckle or Camel Toe. hr>
Having spent time in the desert during the first gulf war. I'm gonna say Camel Toes. BR>
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If I shaved monkey bald, put a G-string on him and had him dance on stage, I wonder if anyone would notice. I know D4 wouldn't he'd be slippin monkey dollar bills and beggin for a night out on the town.
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img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> WW looks so cute cuddled up with the monkey. hr>
But Who's spoonin Who?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">BR>
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Scooter did ya notice his shirt is growing. Must be made out of Hemp. BR>
WW I think I'll have.......mmmmmm.........Her. Wild Turkey & coke Please.
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All that dirt came from MrD. BR>Is he plannin the Great Escape?
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
Little early to be drinking aint it. lol. =]
uless you havn't stopped from last night. hr>
It's noon somewhere in the world. BR>
Whoever stops drinkin gets thrown out.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
...... but, who shaved the monkey?hr>
I was just curious as to what he'd look like and see how many tips he'd get. BR>
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Scooter, FB, thank you for being responsible. BR>
To bring back the cosmic balance I must become irresponsible. (grabs electric shaver and heads to the dressing room to groom the ladies.)
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Running with scissors is not Irresponsible it's just stupid, You might accidentally stab your best friend. Besides I like the sound the clippers make when they bog down in thick hair. (wicked smiley)
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Originally posted by: deanz400
MY bad just thought you might hurt a beer ..
(shotgunning another beer)
Buuuurrrrppp!!!!
Woa! D4, do you have a clone standing next to you? And when did MrD go out and buy two of everything?
Holy Moly!!!! The Coors Light quadruplets!!!
WOAH!!! Scooter Look on stage! It's a swedish swimsuit model! BR>
Psst! D4, Watch Scooter when he finds out it's just monkey with a blonde wig and a balloon filled bra. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
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Woohoo! Go Scooter Go! Go Scooter Go! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Don't worry about the razor stubble Scooter, european women don't like to shave.
Can't be water, I think she's lactating.
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(rubs eyes)
Yaaaawwwwnnn.
Coffee I.V. Stat!
Monkeys a Cleptomaniac don't worry about it.
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Ice tea, Long Island type.. NOW!
Why is it so humid in this bar? Man it's like a jungle in here!
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(Stands at Jukebox) Now Where is it I know I saw it......ahhhh there it is G8 "Jungle Love".
Monkey Stop it! You're driving me mad, You're making me crazy.
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As long as you back there Scoot, get me another Long Island Ice Tea.
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Guess I'll wait here since the Zone got locked up.
BEER, KEG, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Im thinking of a new title right now.
Im thinking
"The locked Until Monday AM Zone"
What do you think?
Any other suggestions?
I'm thinking "I've got the power to lock the zone so it is done and that kind of power is by far greater than that which follows the statement PULL MY
FINGER"BR>
OK...maybe not
It's all good MWQ, I trust you had a good reason to do it. Not that it really matters what I think but you're alright in my book.
LMAO....img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
BR>
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Freebird is a Upstanding Citizen. He didnt send in a mod report, but apparantly didnt see any of it either.
hr>
You and I were bantering ; )
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Freebird is a Upstanding Citizen. He didnt send in a mod report, but apparantly didnt see any of it either.
hr>
You and I were bantering ; )
I don't know, after playing catchup so long I was truely confused. lol. =]
Yeah you were. LOL BR>
Notice My twin said nothing about me being upstanding. Cause I'm not. BR>
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FB what are you doing? you're like a social butterfly fluttering by. Half the threads now have your name as last post.
Are you That bored?
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Very nice Scooter. BR>
We have here somethin long and yellow and shiny I wonder who's attention you're gonna get. BR>
Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la.
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(1of4 holds up card)
9.8 for style, 9.7 for technical difficulty BR>
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It's a dance floor not a ballroom.....sheesh. (rolls eyes smiley)
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
A man staying at a hotel, waits for the elevator to arrive. Upon it's arrival, the man is suprised to see the elevator packed with midgets. The man enters the elevator, and one of the midgets asks him which floor he is going to.
"Ballroom," replied the man.
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you," replied one of the midgets.
LMAO img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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You were trapped in here for a week with monkey.
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Smells like Money or Monkey?
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Zero Balance?Aww man! The wife is gonna kill me!
Nice knowin you fellas.......and ladies. BR>
Scooter think you could help a brutha out?
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Not a problem 1of4.
Hey MrD, get 1of4 a nice tall glass of water. And put the red bikini on monkey for him.
A dance and a drink, on me. hr>
BR>
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0">BR>
ome familiy I have. BR>
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What's up monkey? BR>
(monkey hands 1of4 a huge wad of cash)
Damn glad I taught him how to pick pockets. BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumassQuote
Wheeeew!! I thought he was going to smell something else green. New exhaust in the green room must be workin great.
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Reckon I better Skeedaddle before these broke d!cks find out their money's all gone.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Might as well bring me a few drinks to start the week off.
Hey monkey, got some new socks you can have.
Didn't see on the label these were prom dress socks, they were around my ankles after an hour of having them on. hr>
They were around your ankles along with your panties. BR>
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Why yes it is Scooter. BR>
Why yes it is MWQ.
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Hey D4 if it looks like a Baby Ruth don't touch it.
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I thought that's how dogs greeted each other.
Scooter I think MrD wants to sniff your butt now.
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That was a Donkey? I thought is was just a woman with a hairy back. BR>
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I'd rather dig out my eyes with a Dull Rusty Plastic Spoon!
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I aint turnin Vegan that's for sure. BR>
I think monkey has been doing things to fruit and veggies long before Scoot and I showed up. BR>
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I really liked pumpkin seeds too, not no more.
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Scooter I know, you could dress up as a banana.
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Looks like monkey whipped up some cream for the pumpkin pie.
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You spit out sunflower seeds not pumpk..........Aww son of a B!tch!!!!
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I don't think monkeys ever seen dolls like that, and he want's to know where he can get them.
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That was nice of you scooter to do that for FB and three of his closest friends.
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img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">All four legs at once?! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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Ummm.... The Spinner family gets Comp'd right?
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
OM!! Its more then I ever dreamed of!! hr>
Ya gotta dream big MrD.
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Man It's been a looooooooooooong time since I been in here. Bartender set me up with one of everythin. Yes that means the women to. I mean set them up for me. BR>
Uh no thanks MrD I'll pass.
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Thanks Scoot. BR>
I do kinda miss the hiary little guy. With those long arms and stubby little legs he can really grind. If ya close your eyes you'd never know.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Woo hoo!!!
Even the monkey is smiling. BR>
Hey, isn't that 1of4's shirt he's wearing. hr>
As long as he aint wearing my boxer briefs were good.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Woo hoo!!!
Even the monkey is smiling. BR>
Hey, isn't that 1of4's shirt he's wearing. hr>
As long as he aint wearing my boxer briefs were good. hr>
Uh, sorry 1of4, I thought I gave the monkey a wedgie. hr>
It's all good. BR>
I do appreciate you diggin them out of my azz for me. BR>
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Woo hoo!!!
Even the monkey is smiling. BR>
Hey, isn't that 1of4's shirt he's wearing. hr>
As long as he aint wearing my boxer briefs were good. hr>
Uh, sorry 1of4, I thought I gave the monkey a wedgie. hr>
It's all good. BR>
I do appreciate you diggin them out of my azz for me. hr>
Yeah, about that, I also found:
A set of keys
Your wallet
Salt shaker
June 1972 issue of Playboy magazine
Headlight from a '57 Bel Air
Mr Lemikins
And what would appear to be what's left of your dignity.
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">hr>
Just the head light? Where's the rest of the car? BR>
The keys belong to the car.
The wallet was in the glove box.
The salt shaker was stolen from Sonic Burger.
The Playboy.......Aww who knows how that got there.
That will learn me not to stop suddenly Mr. Lemikins always was a back seat driver. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Whats going on in here? Why is Scoot diggin in someones..........thats 1of4!!!
What?! BR>
What's wrong with lendin a helpin hand? I just wish he'd trimmed his finger nails first.
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Hey what's up Bud? Long time, Still wearin your underwear on your head....... Oh my bad Monkey, I thought you were D4.... it says so on the underoos....
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hey 1of4.
I couldn't remember if it's starve a cold, feed a fever. Or feed a cold starve a fever. So, just let me drink till I feel better.
Do both, starve it and feed it, that way you're sure to get rid of it.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
nah I've decided to go commando around here keeps me from loseing to many cloths .
Good man!
Kapsssht!!! Oooo.... I think that's gonna leave a mark.
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Hey Fellas look!... It's Elvira Mistress of the dark!
Dammit!!!! Alright who's the wiseass that dressed up Monkey in that outfit? I was already to get me some!
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Hey Fellas look!... It's Elvira Mistress of the dark!
Dammit!!! It's just Moto. That's twice I've been duped. BR>
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Man this is a great place to be if you have propriatism. BR>
I think I'll be callin Dominique, not some doctor.
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Good... the alarm didn't go off, now I got the bar all to myself. All I had to do was wait till the bar closed. Monkey with the sensors, no offense li' buddy, and no ones the wiser. BR>
Oh look! MrD's Secret Stash, lucky me. (Puff Puff) Eear take a hit monkey it'll do you a world of good and calm you down. BR>
Yo lil' dude get me a brewski while you're up, better yet just drag the keg over here and I'll get the super duper hookah. BR>
Settle in lil dude we got hours before any one comes to open up in the mornin. BR>
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Shhhh D4! quiet man you'll wake the dead.
Alright c'mon in and join the festivities.
