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Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
TPR, If you could please let me know. Sounds pretty good to me.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
My monkey died.
M26 has one. hr>
Hands off Moto's Monkey He's mine! after his little comment about old geezers.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Hands off Moto's Monkey He's mine! after his little comment about old geezers. hr>
I'll hold him for you.
And then we can switch places.
Deal! BR>
YEE HAW!!! I'm gonna make Moto cry twice, when I'm done tearin it a new one I'm gonna wipe it off on his monkey's fur! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Should be a bolt on kit pretty soon. I think the head will simply replace the OEM with the proper cams etc. The idea is to keep the price down while allowing current z owners to keep up with the 450's and not having to bore the jug.
TPR
That sounds sweet please let me know when this kit ready and what the cost will be.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Sweet! I was thinking about the Z400 hard, but the 450's were holding me back.
Was, Were, What are ya thinkin' 'bout now? disregard that question if I wanna know I'll read your sig. The reason I went with the Z400 is where we usually ride reverse is dam near a must. I thought about getting the Raptor but I there would be alot of unused power and that would just be a waste. Heck I rarely get into fifth and it's only in fifth for a very short time Less than two seconds then it's back down a gear or two. Are ya still thinkin' 'bout gettin' a sport quad?
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OFC sure it's nice to have that extra power when ya want it or need it. But where my sons and I ride we have only seen one raptor up there and a few YFZ 450's. I assure you they were not using the full potential of the machines. Just seems like a waste of unusable power. Even my Z400 can't run full out like it wants to. Hopefully MWQ will be able to verify what I'm sayin' If he runs his 500 he'll have a lot left over.
Seriously havin' all the power in the world won't do ya no good if ya can't use it.
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You and my oldest son would get along great. He loves rock crawlin' over real nasty crap. He put 25" maxxis big horns at the rear and 23" tires at the front on his Z400 with a 13T front & custom made 60T rear sprocket. You can see the beginnin's of it in my photo's. I'll have to update the photo's to show his current set up, what a freakin' beast.
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It is, just a few more mods to it and my son will have it the way he wants it.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I dunno. I ride in allotta Rock crawling Nasty Chit you typically wouldnt find a sport on and guys with utes would be winching. I find the raptor it pretty nice for it hr>
What kinda Chicken Farmers you ride with anyway ? Guys with utes would be winching , OH PAAALEEESE !!hr>
LOL, What's up H?
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Thanks Bro,
I don't know how long I can stay on. My home 'puter is bustin' ma balls! It's auto rebooting whenever it feels like it. If I still had my swimmin' pool this som'bitch would be at the bottom of it I aint sh!tten ya, this peice of crap is really pissin' me off. Time for a new one I suppose. I'm gonna enjoy takin' the splittin' maul to this one, it's been a paper weight since day one.
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Oh it is the 'puters fault! it's som'thin' with the programs. It'll just shutdown & reboot all on it's own. There's a conflict in there somehere I just can't find it but I'm no 'puter guru neither.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Well hello there…. uh yeah I&39;ll have a whiskey for my men and beer for my horses. BR>Ooooh Hello….. Sure don&39;t mind if ya do…. Wow… Oh yeah take it off…. Hell Take it all off…. Babe if ya work my pole the way ya did that brass one I&39;ll be a happy man... img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">I didn&39;t think that was humanly possible…. Ya proved me wrong alright … that&39;s right work it babe work it like ya own it ….Oh my Gawd…. My oh my where did ya learn that? ……. Yeah that&39;s good work them hips….Ooooo Oooooo Dammit…… careful now don&39;t hurt yourself I might want ya to come back later…Woooooooah….That&39;s a new trick I&39;ve never seen….. Closer..Come closer… Oh my that&39;s nice…. Yeah babe that works for me….. HUH?…..Sorry the music&39;s a little loud…..That&39;ll be how much?….. Uh can't we work out a deal that benefit us both? Oh?... Yeah I see him….. Uh guys can ya help me out I seem to be a little light with the finances.
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TPR was out makin' the world a better place.BR>
He appreciates our patronage.
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Naw ya got it all wrong OFC. You and TPR should have a seat on the bench and let me show ya how it's done. Why? simple really, I am The Champ!!!
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Nah! I am the one, the only, the true champ!!!!
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TPR, Moto is gonna pay, he say's he like ponies!!!! So I'm gonna abuse him like a ridin pony at a childs birthday party.
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Where is 1of4, he'll appreciate a good joke!hr>
Ha.........Ha..... BR>
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Where is 1of4, he'll appreciate a good joke!hr>
Ha.........Ha..... hr>
I dont find the little punk all that funny. hr>
when I get my hands on him I'm gonna have a real good laugh. BR>
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Where is 1of4, he'll appreciate a good joke!hr>
Ha.........Ha..... hr>
LMAO! hr>
Oh am I here to amuse you? Do you find me funny? What I am I a freakin clown to you now?
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YO MWQ! I says we takes this wise guy here for a shoe fittin da real durable kind. He can say hello to da fishes for us. What do you think?
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Man now I'm gonna have to find a methadone clinic.no more Spin zone fix.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
There, all I need now is some neon beer signs and some drunk local chicks and we're all set!
TPR
Nice! Lets not forget half dressed women. hr>
Gotta have the brass pole on the stage too. BR>
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Every body be cool, the Fuzz is in the house!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
The "champ" will not have the time to defend his throne!
Today I AM THE CHAMPION!!
I would like a large cheese burger, Fries and A LAAAARRRGGGE OORRRAAAAANNNGE DRRRIIIINNNNK! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Like a substitute teacher battered and beaten down by the class.
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OH MY the crowd is on their feet 1of4 comes at MWQ with a rope a dope to take the champs title for the weekend.
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1of4 sneaks up on the champ from behind, ties his boot laces together for a good chuckle. 1of4 hopes and prays the champ doesn't bust loose with the debilitating one cheek sneak.
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I didn't realize this was a sports bar.I was hopin for a Hooters style Bar and Grill.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I AM THE CHAMPION!!! 1900 Posts....BR>
TPR
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damm, They really are contagious. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Garret that's not what bein champion is about, it's not the post count. You wanna be the champ you have to challenge him.
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There also a bit young to see the scantily clad waitresses.
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Originally posted by: 420rappy
this is some funky chit i have to sayhr>
We are the funk, sometimes I smell like funk, my shed holds the funk, and sometimes it takes a few funky monkeys to get it done. hr>
You forgot this is funky town with the grand funk railroad. BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
TPR- I have lost track of whether or not we are still on the same cycle of "monthly bills", but mine just came in. hr>
Does that mean you'll deal with "cash in hand"? BR>
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1900 comes in as quiet as a church mouse. I think I'll drink to that.
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congratshr>
Thanks. I still can't give you any alcohol your too young. BR>
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I'll drink with ya XS, but you gotta give up your keys, and stay the night here in the bar. hr>
Contributing to the deliquency of a minor? That's a big no no you tryin to get the bar closed? BR>
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I choose not to visit that place anymore.
Your better off in the Champs bar anyway. BR>
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Raptory yawns are contagious. you see someone yawn and ya have to do one.
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Post 2100 slithers in like a snake, smooth and quiet.
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I read this and I swear it made me sneeze.
Geez you all have bad breathhr>
LOL.. Sorry I just love garlic I can't get enough of it.
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I love garlic also!!!
But none for 8 hours before you know whathr>
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
That would be very bad.
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Originally posted by: motox26
Garlic and Ranch! Mmmm Mmmhr>
Add some blue cheese and you can invite me to dinner.
Blue cheese!...MMMM mmmm That's what I'm talkin about! BR>
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Originally posted by: TPR
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Originally posted by: TPR
I just figured you would all like to know......thanks for all of your support....
The Phantom.....appreciates all that follow him.....that includes you......
I can't believe this thread began with this rediculous statement!!! LOL
Everybody was really loving me back then.BR>
TPR
Can ya still feel the love? BR>
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(Bar Shouts 1OF4 as I enter.)
Gimme a snake bite bar keep.
Man it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearin milkbone underwear. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Whoa...look who hobbled in...LOL.
Yeah you could say that, Iv'e upgraded to a cane now.
I would hate to sue the Champs Bar for non accomodations to the handi-capped. BR>
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Care bears????????????
Judging by the avatars its gettin a little to fluffy in here.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We're rascals, scoundrels, villains and knaves
Drink up me hearties yo ho
We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mummies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Care bears????????????
Judging by the avatars its gettin a little to fluffy in here.
Real Men have Care Bear Avatars!! hr>
I made him one. hr>
If ya can't beat'em... rape, pilage, and plunder 'em. ARRRRGH! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
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YO! Bar keep set me up.
Make it a triple. It's gonna be a rough one today I can feel it in my... (insert appropriate word hear).
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hell Champ, let me buy 1 of 4's drinks. And give him a shot of WD40 for the knee too.
That there's mighty kind Scooter. BR>Don't need the WD40, I had a Grease fitting inserted so when I lube up my truck I take care of the knee at the same time. BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Oh, no one gets away without payment. I have been keeping a tab for each of you , and if you cant afford it then TPR and I will have to use "other" means to get our money. Ya know, break legs, cut off fingers, ass rape! Things like this. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">Take my other knee... please no ass rape!
HEY! what's with the hundred an' fifty dollar tab?????? Damn You Ho's aint cheap! BR>
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Nuthin but the finest aircraft grease for this knee. Trust me you wouldn't want to see me in shorts any way. BR>
But if Chicks dig scar's they'll orgasm at the sight of my knee. It looks like it belonged to Frankensteins monster.
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Before the auditions they can practice their routines on my pole.
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Ya know what would be nice, turn this place into an old english pub. That way I can have a double size pint mug behind the bar ready and waiting so when I walk in the door Dumass can fill it and give it to me. And I'll be able to smoke me pipe in peace and comfort with a nice pint of ale.
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Even better if they went to the OFC size glass. BR>
Better yet, have we could use RC's, ummm, jugs, for a mold and drink out of those. Talk about drink order increases. BR>
Watch out, Dumass will come over and want to share the pipe. hr>
Nice. BR>
Thats a great idea.BR>
Dumass has pulls a Hookah in his little red wagon behind him.
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What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her boobs and you take the shot with your mouth only?
I wanna do that. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Doesn't that become a tax write off now?
Interesting to see his "expense" report. hr>
It does now since he's claimin it as medicinal. BR>
I'd prolly piss myself seein that one. BR>
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What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her boobs and you take the shot with your mouth only?
I wanna do that. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
A whore?
Me to!hr>
LMFAO!!!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
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What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her boobs and you take the shot with your mouth only?
The last straw before my divorce?
Now Now she won't divorce you if she gets to do it. She can do the same from a man with man boobs. Fair is fair. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Dammit what's a guy gotta do to get a drink around here???????
Alright just this once ...... I'm a little tea pot mean and stout here is my handle and here is my (unzips fly) spout.......
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YARRR! Get me an ale wench!
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LMAO That is Funny Scooter.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>Moto did teach his monkey to size check he just used a different object img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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Yeah, a Nannar! hr>
LMAO!!!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
I didn't realize nannars were fleshy. BR>
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(shakin foot vigorously) DAMMIT MONKEY!!!! BR>(From Pirates of the Caribean) Why thank ye Jack!
MrD give me a sledge hammer, not the drink, a 20 lb sledge, this monkey is done for.
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MrD give me a sledge hammer, not the drink, a 20 lb sledge, this monkey is done for.
See if Motox still has his paddle. I thought I heard him talking about spanking it earlier.
LMAO! he wasn't talkin about the Marsupial. BR>
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MrD give me a sledge hammer, not the drink, a 20 lb sledge, this monkey is done for.
See if Motox still has his paddle. I thought I heard him talking about spanking it earlier.
LMAO!! I bet he does plenty of that in the next 6-8 weeks. hr>
That's a fools bet. BR>
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Huh? It's what time? Oh Sh!t I'm supposed to be at work right now.
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How can you guy's even smell it with all the smoke from the Hookahs to mask the odor?
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What ever it was it's moving across the floor under it's own power!!!!!
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LMAO.. this is one floor I don't want to roll on LMAO. Not to mention it's just unsanitry. BR>
Hey dumass! That guy at the end of the bar isn't he the Health Inspector?
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Whoever he is, he must not be used to the smell of this bar. Should he be that color green? hr>
I don't think so, but it sure is a perty shade though. BR>
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Help me put him in the back room for shipment to the crab traps. hr>
You musta switched my tobacco, cause I'm feelin real lazy right now. BR>
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(POOOWWW!!!) I just put him out of his misery! Help me put him in the back room for shipment to the crab traps. hr>
(Grabs a can of lysol and sprays bar stool down)
So, you're saying you have crabs? hr>
Don't worry the crabs are trapped. BR>
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You know you need to put chairs in here. After looking on the floor, bar stool is taking on a whole new meaning. hr>
LMFAO!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> I'm with ya Scooter. BR>
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Man TPR leaves the bar and this place goes to Sh!t.
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Don't take that the wrong way MrD your doin a fine job.
As far as the sign goes, Moto's monkey can't read it.
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Hey Scooter if you need some supressing fire let me know, I'll cover your six.
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Just had an idea... Fire..... we could burn it down that would pretty much sterilize everything and we could collect the insurance on the bar.
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Might want to wait till next week. I sprayed everything down, so it's just gonna smolder now.
Hey, I think we need to dry the houka out, the old fashioned way. hr>
O.K. BR>
Scooter I like the way you think. BR>
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Good thing you ran outside, Scooter was ready to pressure wash you too.
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Was that a crawling turd outside? hr>
IF anyone sees that thing again.....KILL IT! I think it has babies! hr>
Babies?..........Who is the sick fock that Copulated with it?
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I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT!!!!
(poo jumps out of Motox's hands and slaps Scoot in the face leaving a streak)
Oops.hr>
Well, on the upside, it was at least clean poo. hr>
Hey lets name it Mr. Hanky. BR>
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LOL! BR>
Now I'll be humming that song all morning.
LOL, Me too. BR>
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Congrats H. BR>
Moto has the monkey trained well.
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Speakin of the crapper, we're out of ass gaskets. I had to hover.
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Speakin of the crapper, we're out of ass gaskets. I had to hover. hr>
Well, quite a few of us just pee standing up. hr>
Ya know....... That's just wrong, By the way Scooter it's Rainin!. BR>
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LOL, Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me! BR>
Aint got enough sense to come in out of the rain? Lucky for you it's stoppin (zips up fly). img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Oh the Force is strong with Scooter.
Who.... NO! .....Lives........STOP!.........in a....... GO AWAY!.......Pineapple......
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LOL, Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me! BR>
Aint got enough sense to come in out of the rain? Lucky for you it's stoppin (zips up fly). img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
No rain. I'm thinkin' "Happy clouds"
We'll see how many get that reference. hr>
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Jokes on you that aint his finger your pullin.
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Dumass! Beer for my horses and Whiskey for my men! It's been a rough day on the trail.
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You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change.
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(Walks over to play Jukebox) WTF?!!!!! Alright which one of you smartasses put Sponge Bobs theme song in here!
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You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. hr>
I tried it earlier, but he won't hold his leg still. BR>
Hey TPR, how's Armand at getting out monkey spooge on pant legs?
At least you got it on the pants, Monkey always goes for my ear.
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(Scans room for guilty culprit)
Monkey you did this you got that guilty look!
MrD gimme $20 in quarters I'm gonna play it over and over and over and over! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Did someone just say they wanted a hydro colonic? BR>
Oh pina coladas my bad.
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Did someone just say they wanted a hydro colonic? BR>
Uhhhh, what's a hydro colonic? A colon cleansing?hr>
Yup! a deep cleansing for that not so fresh feelin. BR>
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Why does my hookah hose smell like sh!t?!!!!!
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(does a Homer Simpson on Monkey) WHY YOU LITTLE!!!......GRRRRR!
Size check this!!!!! (puts size 9 caterpilllar work boot in Monkeys rump!)
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
Size 9? Yous just a little guy.hr>
Growin some grapes I see. But don't worry when you hit puberty you'll be able to make some wine with'em BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumassQuote
If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. hr>
Hmmm... Billy Idols - dancin with my self. Or, The Vapors - I think I'm turnin Japanese. BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: MrDumassQuote
If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. hr>
Hmmm... Billy Idols - dancin with my self. Or, The Vapors - I think I'm turnin Japanese. hr>
I was thinking of that song in Silence of the Lambs...when the guy puts his unit between his legs and dances in the mirror. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">hr>
Stop now!! I think Scooter is Pie eyed and has a dollar for your thong. BR>
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
(1of4 steps up to the mic)
"Eh-hem................LIKE A VIRGIAN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME"
hr>
But I pull it off with grace, style and finess. BR>
It would be funnier Moto if you could SPELL!!! it's VIRGIN!!!!! BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumassQuote
Aww, been looking at my unit, huh!? (slaps Scoot in face with it) Is that a better look??img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
LMFAO..... img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
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Howdy TPR. BR>
3of4 drinks Zima and Wine coolers? That pretty much explains everything.
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That's 2 more than me. BR>
(Puts on George Thorogoods "I drink alone" on juke box and guards pitcher of beer ferociously.)
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Heck, I got a three point line around my toilet for the long shots. hr>
That explains why my shoes make that sticking noise on your floor. Your not a very good shot.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hey, when you swing a big bat, you're occanssionally going to miss. hr>
Note to self: Do not put hands on Scooters' walls, he slings piss. BR>
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Originally posted by: deanz400
( WALKING IN ) hey how about a good drink and not one of those dang wine coolers some of you are drinking,.
Moto put a leash on that monkey I don't need any leg lotion ,thank you much.
Don't worry Armand can get it the stain out for ya. BR>
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I prefer to think of it as more of a spray. BR>
Did you ever notice how women like to put a rug on the bathroom floor? I used to think it was a decoration. Then I discovered, that when you take that first pee in the morning, and it comes out looking like your spraying your windshield, they make great mops. hr>
Spray? Do you walk around the house and point your ass at every thing and start shooting? That explains the Hobbs avatar. BR>
Mops......LMFAO!!!!
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Don't worry about Monkey I fed him a block of gov't cheese he'll be plugged up for a while. BR>
The juke it's been loaded and unloaded so many time I don't know what's in it any more.
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Always thinkin TPR, Good man!
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
LOL, TPR, you ever think of running for president? hr>
I would doubt it, TPR is a brilliant thinker, not a Sleazy politician. BR>
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Originally posted by: deanz400
hey TPR or Mr.D get that glitter on them strippers we need to party .img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">
Umm........ D400 your in the stock room. The happenin's out here. BR>
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Originally posted by: deanz400Quote
hey thanks 1of 4 ,one drink and I loose my direction , OK I admit it I'm a light weight at drinking .
Not a prob. I understand completely BR>
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Originally posted by: deanz400Quote
yea kind of gave it up after I came back from Iraq ,hr>
This place will drive ya to drinkin........LOL, the song Hot Rod Lincoln just popped into my head. BR>
Welcome home. BR>
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TPR, just list the people you don't know, I'm sure it'll be shorter.
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Thanks TPR you tha man!
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MrD pulled out his man hood and tried to pass it off as a hookah hose. Kept runnin around the bar askin people if they wanted to take a hit.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Whhhoooo-hooooooo!! Shake it baby!! (monkey get out of the way) Yeah honey thats right!! (monkey if you dont move right now) Thats good, right there! ( Oh, thats not monkey, thats her bush hanging out) 1of4- this one needs groomed, can you help? hr>
Get the Monkey to. I don't do Fleas. BR>
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I thought I saw him with the monkey and a fist full of ones. hr>
LMAO, Was monkey size checkin the bills?
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Sorry fellas, I guess I'm still Old School.
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Originally posted by: hellyehQuote
C'mon man get with the times , you're still riding a horse .Everyone knows that cows are the shizznit when it comes to trail machines .
LOL, Operative word there "Trail" I be flat trackin it for now. BR>
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I got pigs in blankets! hr>
Shouldn't that be two pigs fightin under a blanket her ass is huge.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">BR>
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Fesh ham, and a nice sausage link. hr>
MMM.. Breakfast, MrD I'll have what Scooter's havin. BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Breakfast! MMMM- anyone want a breakfast burrito? hr>
Hell yes!!! make mine a 5 speed!!!! BR>
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MrD why does this burrito wrap taste like salty boot leather?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
MrD why does this burrito wrap taste like salty boot leather? hr>
(Takes 1of4's wrap and wipes my ass with it) There, how is it now. hr>
Monkey buritto's! hr>
Good Idea scooter, Here monkey have a burrito.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
hey 1of 4 on a side note was in Iraq april 03 to april 04 ,
'90-'91 for me.
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(stares at Monkey for a moment) Can't quite put my finger on it, but there's somethin different about the monkey. Hey! Who painted his ass like a rainbow? Or is that a Bullseye?
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LMAO! Now that's a true gentleman TPR, give the lady what she asks for.
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Sorry to hear that Scooter. here have another Blonde on me.
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(sitting at a table alone, bored, drinkin beer, smokin my pipe, and softly singin)
Come all you young fellows who follow the sea,
To me way, hay, blow the man down,
Now, please pay attention and listen to me,
Give me some time to blow the man down!
I'm a deep-water sailor just come from Hong Kong.
To me way, hay, blow the man down,
If you give me some whiskey I'll sing you a song.
Give me some time to blow the man down!
On a trim Black Ball liner I first served my time.
On a trim Black Ball liner I wasted my prime.
When a trim Black Ball liner's preparing for sea,
You'd split your sides laughin', such sights you would see.
There's tinkers and tailors, shoemakers and all,
They're all shipped for sailors on board the Black Ball.
When a big Black Ball liner's a-leaving her dock,
The boys and the girls on the pierhead do flock.
Now, when the big liner is clear of the land,
Our bosun he roars out the word of command.
"Come, quickly lay aft to the break of the poop,
Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot!"
"Pay attention to orders, now you one and all,
For see, right above you there flies the Black Ball!
"`This larboard and starboard on deck you will sprawl,
For `Kicking Jack' Rogers commands the Black Ball!"
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Shhh..don't tell Moto about the peg leg I gave the monkey. look how monkey walks now, BR>
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man after seein that I need a triple shot......Damm monkey that's just un-natural.
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Easy there Scooter, you just been through a tramatic experience. Just sit back and relax. I'll handle this for ya.
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Easy there Scooter, you just been through a tramatic experience. Just sit back and relax. I'll handle this for ya. hr>
Oh, good I was hoping a man of valour would show up.......can you check out the ladies room for me.hr>
Will Do! BR>
OMG I've gone focken Blind!!!!! Dumass you Bastage. You Will pay dearly for this treachery.
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That's it!!!! With all this deviant behavior runnin rampant I'm gonna quit hangin out in this place. (Pulls pecker in and zips up fly).
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That's it!!!! With all this deviant behavior runnin rampant I'm gonna quit hangin out in this place. (Pulls pecker in and zips up fly). hr>
Thats what that was.......Thought you had a 3rd leg all this time. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0">hr>
of course it was. Oh That... no that's my walkin cane. I whip it out when I drink that way if I stumble I won't fall flat on my face. Kinda like a kick stand.
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Originally posted by: deanz400Quote
dang 1of4 I was just following your lead man , besides I think that big chested blonde over there is giving you the come here look , go for it man ,
Don't follow too close (ffffaaaarrrrrrrttttt) see what I mean. BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
"Misty meet 1of4, 1of4 meet Misty", "Misty here thinks she can take that whole cane" Whadda ya say, wanna see if its true? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">
Now I'm gettin all Misty. Thank you MrD Thank you. BR>
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Damm I really need to get plowed, drunk, Pie eyed, wasted, Fubared,.... you get the point.
Don't say Sh!tfaced, Monkey will take you literally.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Dumass, I need to borrow a ladder. My shorts are on the ceiling fan. hr>
Spideyman underoos nice choice there Scooter. BR>
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2800, Woo Hoo! drinks all around. BR>
YYYYYYYAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!!!
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Uhh, the spiderman panties ain't mine. Mine are The Incredible Hulk. BR>
Since I don't "partake" on a regular basis, it don't take much to get me buzzin' D4.
Called one of the numbers I got this weekend, and it was the free clinic. May want to be careful around one of the dancers. hr>
I bet those undies are as sticky as Spidey's web. BR>
Just don't hulk out on us. BR>
That aint the free clinic I was just messin with ya. That's barbies work number. BR>
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LMAO! Wow Scooter, How Low can ya go? how funky is your monkey? I should put that into music. no wonder your knees and back and throat are sore.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Well, either way, I've got an appointment on Wednesday.
I'm thinkin you might need the free clinic now. BR>
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LMAO, Now wouldn't that be a hoot. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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We'll bust out the rubber suits later......but I cant garuntee they will be used for cleaning. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0">
WOO HOO I got the Mazola oil. BR>
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
Give them sore throats? hr>
among other things. BR>
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Lights are on someone must be home. Oh look one of our favorite fixtures, Hey Scooter.
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Yeah, we should name it and keep it as a bar mascot or somethin.
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If ya noticed Monkey won't go near the movin poo. BR>
You can call it gooblyoodoop for all I care. Though it seems to be getting more intelligent by the day.
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Dammit! coffee and puter monitors don't mix.
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
I am getting nervous about it's increasing intelligence by the day.hr>
Evolution at it's finest. BR>
What if this becomes the dominate species? We're doomed! BR>
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What if this becomes the dominate species? We're doomed! hr>
I'll be fine. I'm used to being told what to do by something that I sometimes consider to be a pile of sh!t. On the job training. hr>
LMFAO..... same here. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What if this becomes the dominate species? We're doomed! hr>
Maybe someone should breed with it! hr>
You volunteerin?
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Hmmm....... Who put this song in the Jukebox? It's appropriate though.
I like the beatles. BR>
Running to and fro, hard
Working at the mail
Never fail
Get the mail
Yeah, some rotten deal
Ow!
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to invite them again
Say me
Talking to me
Tryin' to run me up a creek
She used to buy one
Try to pay me again next week
Ow!
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to invite them again
Long-haired, good-looking
Trying to get me hooked
Or me to marry
Settle down
Get the horn by the bull
Ow!
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to invite them again
Mediocre money
Being fighting in the hall
Army bunk, army go
Army chow, army cook
Ow!
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to invite them again
Same thing every day
Getting up, going to school
No need to make complaining
My objection's overruled
Ow!
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to invite them again
Working in the filling station
Too many tires
Wipe the windows
Check the tire
Check the oil and all the gas
Ow!
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Don't want your moderation, get away, leave me
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How about some Bob Dillon. Lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed.
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Not sure I want my food cooked up by some big nasty greasy skuzzball.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Hey! I'm just buyin' breakfast. I ain't cookin' it too.
In that case I think I will partake in the grub. On second thought I see MrD diggin in his butt again, OMG! he's fisting himself.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
1of4, watch my chair, I don't want any stains on it. I'm gonna go get us a couple of egg mcmuffins.
Or we could just wait for the strippers to get here and have a muff mceggin. hr>
Not a prob. BR>
Either or sounds good to me. BR>
LMAO at MrD... were you size checkin somethin the monkey wanted?
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'Bout time you guys quit meat gazin Moto and get to some serious drinkin and womanizin.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
I just got monkey ass hair in my beer. hr>
I'm not suprised the monkey has hemmorroid problems, he was tryin to cool his ass off in you beer. BR>
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Yo MrD I need a drink spinnin is thirsty work. BR>
Just gimme the bottle ........ not that one! I saw monkey doing squat thrusts with it.
First he squatted on it then he thrusted in it.
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Originally posted by: MrDumassQuote
Trixie told me about that....said you had whiskey d!ck and had to finnish herself. BR>
Figured 1of4 might like whiff/taste of that. hr>
LMAO! BR>
Damm! Guess I gotta start bringin my own booze. BR>
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MrD that $20 I gave Moto in the Zone is Monopoly money. BR>
SHHH! don't tell him, I can't wait till he hands it off to one of the girls.
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(LMAO at Moto... slips in monkey Spooge does face plant)
Damm that Karma.
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All I want for chrifmaf iv a new set of teef.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyQuote
Your gettin old huh? New dentures needed
LOL.... look who decides to show up. BR>
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I swear that monkey gets more and More entertainin by the day. BR>Damm funny to see him drag that ball around by his....
I wonder who the culprit is that's teachin him these tricks.
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3000 right here baby. BR>YYYYYAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!! BR>
MrD get everyone a round on the house.
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What the heck was Trixie's problem last week? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
Umm, Monthly cycle? BR>
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Yep, the new strawberry blonde stripper. hr>
Sorry bout that Scoot. she wasn't grindin enough so I smeared it with jalepeno juice. That got her movin. BR>
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxQuote
Still tastes like chicken. But it was gooooood spicey chicken. hr>
Finger lickin good? BR>
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyQuote
Bartender. Double Bubble BT with a Double Bubble Jack n coke please.
Monkey's waitin for you to get snockered. Lucky for you Monkey has his meat stuck in your bowlin ball. BR>
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Originally posted by: motox26Quote
Well boys, I think it's time I put down the bottle for a while.hr>
Bout time Nat looks a bit miffed at you suckin from the baby's bottle. BR>
That better be Breast milk.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyQuote
Funny Monky must be hung like a horse. all the girls tell my my fingers are bigger than most guys wangs hr>
So many responses to that....... BR>Doesn't say much for you fellas in WA. State now does it. BR>
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When it comes time for my Physical and Finger wave guess who I AM NOT gonna call.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
1of4, it's a good thing OFC wasn't here when you slipped last week. Could just imagine this scene;
"Ok, how many fingers am I holding up?"
LMAO.... Good thing he stayed out of the Proctology field.
Now I know why all the males in his congregation are screamin "OH DEAR GOD!" BR>
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Funny Monky must be hung like a horse. all the girls tell my my fingers are bigger than most guys wangs hr>
I wonder what those fine folks in the PSAR thread would say if they saw this. BR>
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Bout time Nat looks a bit miffed at you suckin from the baby's bottle. hr>
I don't know why, there is enough of them after teh baby shower!hr>
Then come the sippie cups.
I have no children, and at least a dozen of those things in our cabinets. Although, they would make great drinking glasses when I've had a few too many. hr>
Spill proof, always a help. BR>
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free drinks?
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That's the Spirit Moto. Nobody likes a quitter.
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Mmmm My two favorite letters DD. BR>
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Scooter my freind you have no manner of luck. Lousy choices, Monkey ass or MrD's manboobs.
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Every time I walk in to this bar I expect to see the cigar chewin fat ass from Porky's
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(1of4 strolls into the bar with bag pipes under his arm and starts wailin away. Sees monkey and realizes wearin a kilt was a really bad idea.)
NO MONKEY YOU'll NOT BE TOSSIN ME KABER!!!!! BR>
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Gimme a minute..... Monkey will you get over....... NO MONKEY THOSE NUTS ARE NOT FOR EATIN.
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Well fellers I'll be goin now. No monkey, Ow, ow, ow will you let go, you'll not be goin home with me.
Scooter, D4, I'll see you in the Mornin. I feel like the Wreck of the Hesperides.
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Mornin Lounge lizards. BR>
MrD Filler up and don't let the level drop below this mark on the sippy cup.
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I was thinkin after last nights fiasco we need to get monkey some jungle lovin. Maybe that will calm him down. BR>
Nasty critter tried to shine my rusty sheriffs badge.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Good idea 1of4. Maybe it'll free up a few of the dancers too. BR>
I say a roadtrip to the nearest zoo is in order. Dumass! Top off the sippie cups! hr>
I hate when he tries to assert his dominance over everything. BR>
Road trip sounds good to me. BR>
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One question, why does the van look like the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo?
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I got a baggy full of Scooby snacks.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
No video taping in the bar. No need to have any evidence that could be used against us later. BR>
We will allow free hand sketching.
Trixie, look! I found the pink crayon you've been wanting. hr>
Hope she doesn't try to sharpen the tip. BR>
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Hope she doesn't try to sharpen the tip. hr>
Already had thought of that. You should see where I told her it was. hr>
Monkey has it. Good thinkin, that should cure the little bugger for a while.
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good thing your drivin man. I never noticed the keys were missin.
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Hook me up bro. BR>
Hey Scooter did we even leave the parkin lot today?
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Why is monkey givin me and Scooter nasty looks and why is he draggin that National Geographic magazine around with him?
