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Posted by: TPR
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Originally posted by: ltdbanshee03
phantom how r u a champ you dont have a banshee
What does a Banshee have to do with anything? When is the last time anyone won a race on a Banshee in MX, CC, TT or Desert?? Good machine in the dunes, but again not real good for anything else...
Welcome to the Lounge...
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Well, aside from a few oddball races here and there, Banshee riders were only champs in the dunes and on the dragstrip...as long as there wasn't much turning invoved, you were OK on a Banshee....
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Back on track...#1100 goes right here.
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Number 1300 comes in quietly....
Dumass, your Card's smoked us today!!!!BR>
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Someone else that actually gets it. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Yes indeed, great minds do think alike.But did you have to crush his dreams of being "the thread postin pimp"?
Who was this one that had aspirations og being "The Thread Posting Pimp?"
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Number 1300 comes in quietly....
Dumass, your Card's smoked us today!!!!BR>
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We took 2 of 3 from ya. I keep hearing about how S.D has this bad record for being in first in their division. I hope they can keep it together and make a run at the playoffs, maybe we will meet again there. The Cards just keep it rolling even with 4 of 8 starters on the DL.hr>
Yeah, I can't get it....we're hanging in by our fingertips right now.... Yeah, .500 record and in first place is laughable. Good thing we got the best of you in May when we were on a roll...LOL. We'll see if we can keep it together.
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I didn't smah it...on the contrary, his ability to post about the same thing and get the same people to respond over and over how they can't believe these threads get posted too are pure gold....That was the point I made well....Fact is after bumping all of them, the got posted to again!!!LOL He can post all he want's in my book.
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Now that was the best way to put it!!!
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No, I didn't see T-Shirt stabbing guy...WTF?? I'll have to look into it....
At least we got rid of Nevin!!! YAY!!!
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Very busy and well thank you. Just picked up our new Infiniti QX-56 yesterday! The missus is pleased.
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So when they commentators discuss a batter's great wrist action, are they implying that those were the ones that had the fewest dates growing up? BR>
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
So when they commentators discuss a batter's great wrist action, are they implying that those were the ones that had the fewest dates growing up? BR>
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LOL, I guess so, cuz the guys with good wrist action slap hit for singles, the guys with the hip action hit homeruns.hr>
LMAO! From now on when I hear a commentator talk about wrist action I'm gonna crack up!hr>
(Play-by-play guy) Now batting, John Smith....you know, John is a consistant .320 hitter who's mastered the slap hit all over the field...not much in the power catagory but because of his great wrist action, can place the ball anywhere in the park....
(Color Commentator) Yeah, John contributes his quick wrists to his lack of dates when he was younger, which left him more time to "polish" his technique....BR>
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The Champ is back, and on the same day of Page 1500 and Post 30,000 in the spinzone, I surpass 1400 posts.
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And the very next post......number 1500......
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I never could pitch...only did it in mop up or blowout situations. I was 1st base, outfield and catcher, but my forte' was hitting....used to train with a scout for the Astros and on occasion, Tony Gwynn would come by and hang out...that was so cool. I ended up quitting baseball because of the politics in high school, it was in my favor, but I questioned if I got special treatment, what happens when the next hot shot comes in and replaces me because his daddy had money.....I ran into my trainer 2 years later and he gave me an earfull telling me he had already told the Astros to keep an eye out for me.....Oh well, hindsight is always 20/20...
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I look and think, man even if I was a journeyman utility player that could hit about .270 I'd be rollin!!! Yeah it would have been great, but I can live with my decision.
There were several reasons this guy was pi$$ed at me, the first was that at each level I played at, I increased my average till I quit as a senior with a B.A. of .402 I never hit below .340....I had a goalie's mentality on the field and would air myself out and make plays even I couldn't fathom and I had sprinter's speed from all the years of soccer...I was usually at 3rd base after 3-4 pitches after a single. Heck I even used a wood bat in a sea of aluminum and was able to manage a 435' shot as a sophomore.....(As Nepoleon Dynamite would say...IDIOT!!!)
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I had power, but was a line drive hitter. Our field had a 400' center field and the fence was about 20' tall, I used to nail that all day long. Gwynn taught me how to spray the ball around all fields, so 1/2 of my homers were to Left Center (I bat lefty) My big shot was a 1st pitch fastball in an All Star Game and the coach, whom I hated, told me to take.....I never give a pitcher a strike, so long as the first pitch is close, I'm swinging. Needless to say I gave him the look as I rounded the bases.
The best part was when we got to the dugout. He tried to yell at me for swinging away...I just laughed. Next time up, 1st pitch single (Told to take again LOL) then, without the sign, stole 2nd and 3rd on consecutive pitches. So now we're on 3rd and he's giving me an earfull from the coach's box and asks what, you gonna steal home too?? The pitcher hears this and puts one in the dirt and I come home....LOL Next inning, I got pulled.....LOL At that point all the parents about lost their mind.
Ahhh youth sports...
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Yeah, well the coach wasn't someone people respected...this was All Stars and he added his son to the team since he wasn't voted in and played every inning!!! He!! my dad had no problem benching me if there was someone better, but this kid was horrible....he pitched the opener and got the hook in the 1st inning, we rallied and won, but he ended up playing 1st base while me and 2 others who were much better sat. I was asked to DH till my little "communication" problem for which I was benched...causing 2 other player's fathers to come into the dougout (Their sons were the other 1st basemen) and let the coach have it (In my defence no less) since his son was such a miserable player...Needless to say we had to win the last game and he puts his son in as a closer with a 1 run game....and we lost!!!! This kid couldn't break a wet paper bag with the lack of velocity he had...LOL Suffice it to say he was banned from coaching there ever again.
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I have been a little neglagent in posting in the lounge. Now is as good time as any.
Honda, hmmm. Well, I would expect some noticeable upgrades to the 450r, probably e-start and new rear suspension geometry, I'd also bet on some Limited Edition models since they did do the survey that was advertised on here a while back. Perhaps they listened to old TPR and are actually going to offer L.E.'s with upgrades other than just new colors/graphics.
I hear the side by side may be absent, so Yami, Poli and Arctic will be happy, but I still have a good feeling on the 650 sport comming out though I would be surprised to see Honda nail Yamaha with somthing worlds better than the new 700 Rappy.
We'll all be talking about it tomorrow, that's for sure.
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
The above is not of champ level going by your signature.
That is a tongue in cheek comment on what people say about me and what has transpired since I have arrived, plus if I prognosticate too much it seems that I attract attention from some big wigs as to certian things I have said that may have hit too close to the mark given I use my intellect in deducting what is on the horizon....some of which seems to have turned out to be quite close to the actual mark.
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The other reason the lounge has been slow is because I have not posted as much recently and it was a while since I had the occason to say that now this is.....Post number 1600!!!!
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THATS what I've been waiting for!!!
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Yes, when the Spinzone is foulin plugs, you can always take a break in the lounge....
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Smooth sailing.....Looks like the Honda forum is building up momentum towards the annual Red Release Party.......what lies in store???BR>
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
And besides that, I'm now number 5 hr>
Your a post hole 5 category and yes the champ would be proud.
The champ is very proud and very much under the weather...I seem to have lost the fight with this bug...
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Back in the saddle at about 50% today, dang 4 year neice, nailed several of us with her kiddie cold....it's funny that as adults we are more prone to getting sick from a little rugrat than from another adult....MMM another green lung chunk......BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
If you need me to do anything for you while your down and out, let me know/. hr>
3pm yesterday, certian things don't seem to be affected by a cold....And today, I join Dumass in the canoe.....img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
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The Zone is foulin plugs again.....beers all around, and a Mt. Dew Code Red for MWQ....
Hey MWQ, I may need to tap you for some info on what you did to wifey's Yamoto. They seem interested in what people have fixed and modified for future consideration.
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My family runs an atv suspension development company. That given, they are in the same boat as most everyone else (We hear things, but don't get any concrete info till the factories release it, and honestly, I hear things that others hear, and then I combine that with research from the net and that's where common sense helps make the detirmination as to what is BS and what has possibility.
Honda big bore sport to be announced before next years dealer meeting. Possibly as a mid year model along side their Rhino fighter...
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Hey everybody, man the zone is bogged down recently...Dumass, I wish we had Antonio Gates yesterday, I doubt we'd have been in that situation. Hate to lose one, but I think if the defense comes together, the offence should score some points.
Bonds, I really have no respect for the man other than his abiltiy to hit a baseball, all his roid use and attitude though leave me little use for the man. I say take a first pitch slider, and put it in on the knees and keep it there.
MWQ I think they have increased the travel to 3/4" now...LOL I'll look into it. I do know that now I can order and usually have the parts to the client in about 2 days. That pleases me, and they have upgraded all the fasteners and many other components on it as well. Heck, Patriot, the North American Distributor is going to release a factory made custom chopper (Not a Yamoto) next year.
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I wasn't really saying put it at his knees, more less into his knees, let's see how well the surgeries went. I'm never for headhunting, but the lower body is another story....unless Bonds had a friggin pad covering that too.....Be a man. What's next, hockey goalkeeper pads??? Full faced helmets??
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I think I'll also post some articles that I think need debating in the blind post day.
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Nahh, nothing that is more than PG.....
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Ditto!!!
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Well, looks like when I get around to getting the Prowler, we can have a 3 way battle since one inlaw is gettin the Ranger and the other has already got the Rhino.
Everyone has come around to my way of thinking....
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Well, looks like when I get around to getting the Prowler, we can have a 3 way battle since one inlaw is gettin the Ranger and the other has already got the Rhino.
Everyone has come around to my way of thinking....
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Thats sweet! Who makes the Prowler? I forget. (imagine that) hr>
Arctic Cat. they use the new 650 out of the H1 like C has...
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8-10k
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Here's the new Prowler.
That's why I'm selling the buggy and Golf Cart. So I can have one thing that's as useful as both others.
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Wasn't that one of the original options of the W-Tec Eraser quad till they settled on the KTM?
I do remember Husaberg testing a couple of prototype quads a few years back too.
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I don't do numbers. Besides, you're talkin about a Roll Stem. I could get info on our stuff. I'll make a call and see if our guys know the Roll measurements.
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You're right....sometimes I forget.
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Nice!!!
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Good qestion to wich I have no idea what the answer is.
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Very well thank you. The spinners are all bent out of shape today because I named today Blind Post Day in the spinzone. No one that posts there regularly has any idea what the others have posted there today. Should be a wierd series of posts.
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I love my LTE's pn my 400ex. I need to go by our shop, our mad scientist engine builder is hitting 48-49 HP at the rear wheels on a stock bore motor.
High comp piston, custom CNC'd head, FCR carb (I think), and his own hand made exhaust using a Z-400.
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Should be a bolt on kit pretty soon. I think the head will simply replace the OEM with the proper cams etc. The idea is to keep the price down while allowing current z owners to keep up with the 450's and not having to bore the jug.
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If it cheers you up, go to atvrider's forums and see if they will let you be a moderator for a day. Then you can ban Fred all over again!!!BR>
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Yeah, but it still might make him feel better.........BAN!!!
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Originally posted by: garrett5462
hey TPR, no affence but i remember when you first joined the forums on april fools day and for about a week or two you were acting like a complete idiot.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING????? I HAVE CHANGED???? THE NERVE OF SUCH ACCUSATIONS!!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Wow, looks like the Lounge was goin pretty good while I was gone.
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I was working in Las Vegas for the past 4 days....man I need sleep.
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Yeah, despite working, I never got to bed before 1am....At least the wife won some money, she got herself a massage and spa treatment...Cost to TPR $0....Relaxed and happy wife...Priceless!!!
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I haven't had an error yet. The zone is actually quite speedy today...
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I have been a bit busier, though I was gone most of the week too. That lead better hold, if they lose to the Giants, there will be he!! to pay. Put one on his dam knee, he's a roided fraud and completely self serving POS. If they weren't close, then he would have stayed on the DL all year. So plunk him in the knee, and finish his season like it started. On the DL.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0">
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I think it's 6, we're up 5 and play them 4 times with 10 games to go. We have 3 with Arizona, so if we can take 2 of 3, split with the Giants and 2 of the last 3 with the Dodgers, we're in!!
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Puts a little oil on the hinges to the door....so that darn squeek goes away....Now that the zone is running sweet, the lounge has been a little empty..
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I get to go home and piss off the wife...that's somthing to look forward to.
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Yeah, but I just had some financial info that would pi$$ her off. I had a good flow goin yesterday and avoided any real irritation, so we actually didn't get into it....
BTW this is the week, right dumass???
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Remember though, whoever is the champ is the one payin the bills in the lounge, so someone better pony up!!
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Good ole Chet, flexing his muscle and making sure the spinners don't take the zone for granted...LOL
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There, all I need now is some neon beer signs and some drunk local chicks and we're all set!
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That's ok, he is just the substitute champ, available if I am unable to fulfill my obligations as champ.
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Ok boys, don't get all full of yourselves...I've held the title for this long, and for one reason only.....Cheating!!!LOL
I have my title back arond my waist!!
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I will never forget this place. Just have to post more infrequently for the time being.
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LOL
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Well, I'm glad that the Grill has been kept in good hands!!!
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Just checking in on the place. I decided I needed a Black and Tan or two.
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I was actually eliminated as one of Trishy's friends for reasons unknown....BR>
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I AM THE CHAMPION!!! 1900 Posts....BR>
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Now that's what I'm takling about!!!
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I AM THE CHAMPION!!! 1900 Posts....BR>
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i am more of a champion, i have 3850 posts...
Garrett, you are a nice kid, and you do have some post-ho skillz, but there is one thing that I am that you can't be....The Champ!!!
It is somthing not to be taken lightly,
You have to be spectacular to reach such a lofty goal,
As soon as you think you have it, there are 5 lined up to take it,
And as I have said before, to be a true champion, you have to have all that it takes to be good, great and heroic, in order to understand what the true meaning of "Champ" is..
Never give up trying for your day will come.....but as long as I am around...It won't be soon.BR>
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And now, a word from The Champ...
Hey kids, how are you all doing out there. TPR here to tell ya that the best path to greatness lies in a young man's imagination.
You see, as a young man, you, like other young men believe that you are capable of anything and everything. That's a good trait, gives someone a goal to shoot for. As we all know, life without goals is like a quad without wheels. You can sound real cool, loud, subdued and even powerful, but without wheels....you go nowhere.
As you begin to grow into your new found confidence, you will begin to realize that not all of those lofty goals are easily attainable, if at all reachable. What seperates Champions from contenders is the ability to look those that may stand in our way right in the eye and let them know that they will not be the one that will stand in the way of your glory....
Sometimes, you'll catch them off guard, or diminished in skill, and you will be able to usurp them and continue on your path. Othertimes, an intense battle will ensue in which you earn or cheat your way to a hard fought victory. Then there are occasions like this in which you run up on one that is in his prime...skills razor sharp and an ability that has yet to be matched or duplicated.
It's not always about numbers (Though you guys do impress in that area) but more on style, finesse and skill. Sheer numbers are great, but again it's the all show, no go wheels off the quad scenario that will begin to bog you down.
Remember this, Dan Marino carries most all of the NFL passing records...but is he a Champion??? Nope, and he never will be. A great player and person, but no ring.... Peyton Manning is in the same boat and if he's not careful? He could be next. It's about the bottom line, the complete package, and I am it.
This is not meant to incite a volitle exchange of which I would be a clear cut victor, but as a means of showing you up and commers what it takes to be a Champion on a whole nother level.....
Always Believe....
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
I thought he was just full of himself!! hr>
Now that's what I'm talking about!!!!BR>
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And Funkmaster Flex....Did I just say that????
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Oh, and Parliment and Funkadelic.....WTF am I saying???
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Nope, she went off kilter for a few days, just finished her time on the edge of the village...LOL
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Champ- when is the projected completion date for the 400ex?
IDK, I may end up holding off for a bit because I forgot to take into consideration the $3500 property tax bill I have looming overhead..
BR>
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Yep, Property taxes are $7000 per year. Worse yet are those suckers that live in areas where they have to pay Home Owner's Association Fees. They can be up to 500 per month for nothing.
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My father in law spends 1/2 the year in and around Indy. He kept my brother-in-law's house there in Geist about 5 minutes from the lake. That thing was purchased for 1/2 what I paid for in a new neighborhood and over twice the square footage. Makes working in the IRL easier and then he can come home to Irvine in the off season.
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2000th Post...I AM THE CHAMPION!!!!!
Now I expect big yawns all the way around!!!!
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Knock it off....I'm back on the diet At least hotwings are on it...
Boyz, the menu is going low carb.....So steak, chicken, fish and vegetables and cheeses are the main staples.
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Wait for it.....
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2100....I am still the Champ!!BR>
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Now that's what I'm talking about!!!BR>
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Man, I had Black and Tan's last night for the first time in ages. Soooo good!!
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That's why you are the Substitute Champ DumDum...you get to run the joint and hit on all the intoxicated lovlies that come in to find someone for the night!!
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Ahhh I see, I hadn't read back far enough...LMAO. Yeah, it was the drink that OFC described. I'd say that if it was ladies of different coloring it would be considered Salt and Pepper...
Besides, the wife would never allow it. BR>
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There is one currently going for $2750!!!
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Man it's been a while since I checked in here....man I need to get someone in here to clean this place....looks like a frat house!!
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I need some Whiskey!!!
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I need to keep the wife away from the alcohol.....she's too jeckyl and hyde. She can either be fun or a beeyoch...It's like flipping a coin.
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Heyyy C! What's up man. I see you have the avatar they made for ya. Merry Christmas if I don't get to talk to ya till then!
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I need to keep the wife away from the alcohol.....she's too jeckyl and hyde. She can either be fun or a beeyoch...It's like flipping a coin.
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Mine is like this to sometimes. I just try to keep it all cool until we get to the house and into the bed. She is much more agressive with a buzz. hr>
Mine is too, though if somthing sets her off, things go sideways real quick!!! BR>
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Never drink coffee or tea of any sort.
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If I was to attempt to total up the tab you guys have tallied thus far, I'd have to say that Norm from Cheers would have nothing on you guys!!!
Egg Nog and Captian all around to spread the holiday cheer!!
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Hey, I have been busy trying to franchise this place with locals in MO, OH, WA, AZ, MN, more locals in CA and even one in Canada so H as a closer place.
Plus trying to get a permit to add stripper poles has been a difficult battle as well.
BR>
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I just figured you would all like to know......thanks for all of your support....
The Phantom.....appreciates all that follow him.....that includes you......
I can't believe this thread began with this rediculous statement!!! LOL
Everybody was really loving me back then.BR>
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Yeah, trying to get this place zoned for strippers has been a pain!!! Their biggest fear is the dancers slipping in the nacho cheese sauce...BR>
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I'm feeling like somthing simple.....Top Ramen it is!!!
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Yeah, I'm looking to expand upon the Coyote Ugly franchise.BR>
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Sweeeettt we go from hot chicks to good home cooking to green pooh and dumass poopy uh a$$....LOL
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When the permits come in the new bar will have stainless metal grate flooring with a subfloor of concrete below. After accidents and closing, I'll simply hit a button and a flood of water and sanitizer will flush out the mess...like a giant toilet!!
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Ahhhh 2500 posts. Not the biggest ho, but I bet aside from those who spin or hang in the PSD or PSAR threads, there aren't many with 2500+ posts...
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Hey, this is a place of drinking...so it is only natural that someone would slip up and not call their significant other by the right designation....take Fred for example....it's usually called "Domestic Partner" but he might slip up and say "husband"....BR>
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Hey, this is a place of drinking...so it is only natural that someone would slip up and not call their significant other by the right designation....take Fred for example....it's usually called "Domestic Partner" but he might slip up and say "husband"....BR>
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At that point, Freudian slip refers to a garment.
A round of drinks Champ. I guess a Shirley Temple for Fred. hr>
I think he either wants a Mint Jeulip or a Cosmopolitan....BR>
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I know, but, it's Fred...we got to cut the little bugger some slack. I think he's just confused, so I was hoping that if he hung out with men, he'd get un-confused....Besides, who else are we going to throw peanut shells at???
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Hey to burst your bubble Gimpy, but if anyone sue's "Champs" for not being properly outfitted for special people, they would get laughed out of court because I would line up this sad crew of patrons and would realze that if anything this place caters to retards and cripples!!!BR>
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I'm thiinking of sponsoring one of the little special olympic kids...he's a hurdler and they call him Mungo....he really doesn't "hurdle" so much as drive his wheelchair through the hurdles....man can that kid go!!!
He's going to wear a shirt that says "Champ's! The Waterhead's Watering Hole!!"
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Downs kids always seem like the happiest people. Every one of them I have ever met has made me smile. They just have an innocence about them that makes you remember what in life is important.
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Me too, and what can I do, the best I can do is what I do. Take time to go get him and have him hang with us for a few hours. Its hard because he goes to his granny's to see his dad on the weekends, but his dad pretty much wants nothing to do with him, but his granny does, so he stays with her and if his dad comes over to see him, he does. Usually he does not, from what I have been told. He has a father figure in my bro-in-law, and he may have even adopted him, but its just not the same. He is neglected.
Man that's weak, there are a lot worse things in the world than to have a special needs child, and his parent's got off easy in the grand scheme of things. They have a child that indeed needs more attention and care, but there are many Down's kids that end up being more productive that some able minded people out there.
Keep it up dumass, you are making a long term difference in that boy's life.
We should get him a shirt like the kid in Bad Santa......"$hit Happens When You Party Naked!!!"
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You are gonna get a black one, like it or not, and if you keep that up it will be a big black one....and make you take it down all at once....img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">BR>
TPR
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Well, it's good to see that Catterman will be back up to form soon!!
TPR
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Yay!! I got the stripper pole permit!!! They are on order as we speak!!!
TPR
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I'm having a rotten day...tosses the keys to Dumass.....just make sure there is more cash in the register at closing time than there is now and I'll be happy.
TPR
Posted by: TPR
I leave the bar in Dumass' hands for a little bit and now scooter is becoming Norm, and Dumass has a houka.....LMAO.
TPR
Posted by: TPR
There have been some changes to the Bar and Grill.
In light of my decreased ability to maintain Champ's on a daily basis, I have decided to franchise out the entity and go corporate.
As of today, this franchise has changed it's name from Champ's Bar and Grill to the more memorable The Dumass Lounge....
Dumass will operate it in my absense while I still will partake in it's patronage. I do have the right at any time to take over day to day operations though with my increased workload, that will probably not come to fruition.
Sincerely
TPR
President and CEO
Phantom Enterprises, Inc.
Posted by: TPR
Good afternoon everyone....looks like the place is being well kept....except the part where Scooter decided to lie under the beer tap itself...small healthcode violation, but big on the fun factor....
Just to make your lives easier, and more entertaining, I am having a penalty box created where if someone like Fred shows up, the new bouncer over there, his name is Tank, he grabs the offending person, takes them into the penalty box and smacks them around for 2 minutes. After that, they can stay, or leave. If they stay, and cause a problem again, it's 5 minutes in the box, then they are ejected from the premises. Should be loads of fun...BR>
TPR
Posted by: TPR
Hey everybody, the boss is here.....just doing a routine inspection, nothing to worry about. (Takes out white glove and wipes it across the bar.....I now have a look of disgust on my face...sgust
WHAT IN THE HE!! IS THIS!?!?!?!
THIS, THIS, FUNK!!! I LEAVE HERE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS????
DUMASS, GET OVER HERE!!!
THE NEXT TIME I COME IN I EXPECT TO SEE TWICE AS MUCH FUNK ON THE BAR THAN WHAT IS HERE NOW!!! GOT IT!!!
AND YOU CALL THIS AN ACCEPTABLE AMOUNT OF STRIPPER GLITTER???? I DIDN'T GET PERMITS FOR STRIPPER POLES AND BUY 100 POUNDS OF HIGH GRADE STRIPPER GLITTER FOR YOU TO SKIMP!!! I WANT THESE GIRLS TO SPARKLE LIKE THE STARS AT NIGHT!!!
AND SOMEONE BETTER HAVE CLEANED UP THE PENALTY BOX, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR THE LACK OF BLOOD AND URINE THAT I SEE IN THERE. I WANT TO SEE THIS PLACE OPERATING AT FULL CAPACITY....
MORE BOOZE, CHICKS IN GLITTER AND DAMMIT TANK, MORE DRUNKS SMACKED AROUND!!!!
Carry on!
TPR
Posted by: TPR
Oh, and for those of you that have their wives question where you have been or what you have been doing, I have hired Armand....the men's rest room attendant. You get too much glitter or stripper perfume on yourself? He has the means to get you glitter and perfume free. He is a magician when it comes to being stealth in what you do with your "Guy Time"
Other services....
locker rental. Keep extra clothes at the bar to wear inside. Change back to your normal "clean" clothes to go home...
Vomit removal and breath sterilization.....no explanation necessary...
Phone number removal. Get drunk and some chick writes her number on your hand? You will be inspected before leaving by Tank so there is no embarassing moment of "Who is Rhonda???"
Disguised name on bank statements....Whenever you charge somthing to your card, the bill reads "Men's Health and Self Improvement Center.
Call forwarding and answering service. Tell her that you have added a call answering service. All calls are then routed to the service, and a memo is given to you so that you can go to the "Quiet Room" to make a call, again avoiding bar detection.
TPR
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Hey guys I can't believe I read this whole thread ,. this looks like a fun palce to hang . are there any dues to pay .
Yes, you have to read every page of posts in the Daily Spin Zone and other Pertinent Information......LOL, just kidding, you would have to spend a month just to read the Spin Zone, then another month for therapy!!!
TPR
Posted by: TPR
Dumass Lounge inspection memo 1A-62....
Appropriate jukebox selections: Upon inspection of the jukebox, I have found several violations that only MrDumass could have done because he is the only one with keys to the jukebox....
From now on, there will be no more Milli Vanilli, Culture Club, Cher, Barry Manilow, Celiene Dion, Madonna, Judy Garland, Barbara Streisand, John Tesh, or any showtune of any type. Such violations will result in dumass getting a 15 minute penalty with Tank.
TPR
Posted by: TPR
Ok, I have done some research and came up with the following promotion.....Friday's will be Ladie's Night, add to that Dollar Pitcher Night.....and "We'll Cash Your Payroll Check Night.....ALL COMBINED!!!! That should pack the house and make big bucks!!!
Dammit Dumass.....WHY IN THE HE!! IS THERE ZIMA AND WINE COOLERS IN THE FRIDGE?!?!?!
Oh, they're 3of4's special stash....I understand now.BR>
Just don't let it get out of hand.
TPR
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And yes, Armand can get any kind of spooge off of clothing...yours, monkey's, Fred's.....
TPR
Posted by: TPR
We had a local bar that had dollar pitcher nights every Tuesday. Your pitcher was your mug and it was in your hand at all times or someone would snake it. My buddy even made teathers that would velcro on the handle incase someone tried to snag it. Yoink...nope buddy, that pitcher is mine. The bartenders thought it was pretty funny.
I was also very much useless on Wednesdays....BR>
TPR
Posted by: TPR
Well, there is going to be a bit of remodeling dust around here. While in Vegas, I seen the Forum Shops at Casears Palace and was digging on the domed ceiling that made it look like outside, and would go from daytime to night time. Really messed up your sense of time while there.
Gonna do the same thing in the bar....simply for my amusement.
There is a few more rules as well......from midnight on, we will gradually begin to lower the lights till closing where it will be almost dark. That will help the drunks and the uglies get lucky. We'll also be handing out bags of goodies, rubbers, lotions etc for use with your nightcap. The bonus is that if she is ugly and you sober up too fast, the bag will have a picture of Pamela Anderson's face on it. Just slip the bag over her head and viola!!! You're nailing Pam Anderson!!
If you happen to go home alone, just take out the lotion, cut a hole in the Pam Bag's mouth, slip your hand in the bag and viola!!! Well, you get the picture. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Dam I am a creative mo-fo!!
TPR
Posted by: TPR
Ok boys, I decided to make things easy for ya....This here is the Glittifier 200. Will unload a full compliment of stripper glitter on a shapely figure at 50 feet. If a girl has less than the requisite amount of glitter, take this sucker and make things right!!
I have some friends here that have a band named Hot Rod Lincoln. They of course do that song as well as a bunch of original rocabilly tunes. They are good friends with Brians Setzer and Lee Rocker (Lee Produced their first CD) They have another cool track called "Hot Rod Heart" I think you can find their stuff on Amazon too,
TPR
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1 Of 4, here is a treat for ya, here is the link to Hot Rod Lincoln's Website If you click their albums, you can hear Hot Rod Heart as well as Hot Rod Lincoln....enjoy.
TPR
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I had a woman ask me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt once....so I pumped her 3 times and gave her a donkey punch. BR>
TPR
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I just stopped by to drop off a bunch of sippie cups for the drunks.....FREE DRINKS ALL AROUND TILL MIDNIGHT!!!!
TPR
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Boys, put your money away....the bar is closing down for the rest of the day.......
TO ALL NON SPINNERS!!!! Everytime I get good news you all win cause it's free drinks and lapdance Friday for all my Spinner brothers and well if RC shows up and wants one of the ladies to give her a dance....I'll be sure to have the camera rolling....BR>
TPR
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This looks like a pretty sweet setup. I'd like to take a spin on an Outlaw. I'm not sure how it would handle the dunes. Off camber and razorbacks would be smoothed out, all the chop would be less jarring, just the carving would be wierd.
Clicky.
TPR
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What in the hell happened here??? What a friggin mess. Ok, unless you want me to call in all your tabs I suggest you get this place cleaned up and for god sakes, someone get this damn monkey off my leg!!!
TPR
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Oh and Angel, Trinity, Caprice and Porsche.....back on the poles....you don't get paid to sit at the bar and get drunk all day!!!!
TPR
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Wait!!! where's Cristal??? Looks at 1of4's flushed face.....as Cristal pops her head up from under the bar....Ok, as soon as you finish, get back on stage!!
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Man, what a week!!!
Hope the Lounge doesn't get shut down as well....
TPR
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Decided to celebrate 3300 with a nice cold beer.......Spits beer across the bar!!! What the......why am I drinking a Natti Lite??? MD, tell the new bartender who I am and why it is important to keep my Sierra Nevada at the perfect temper....
Shouts to the strippers...."Ginger, you are not paid to keep your knees out of Scooter's groin area!! Give him the lapdance he paid for!!"
"Would someone please tell HD that his pants need to stay on....he's not getting paid to strip and no one wants to see that old sack of used chewing gum swinging in the breeze...."
TPR
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Ok everyone, listen up!!! I have a major announcement to make.....
As of today, the services of all these ladies is no longer needed. You are all excused to leave, your checks are waiting and feel free to retain all your tips.
Ok guys....calm down!!!
Ok, now that they are gone, here's the deal. I struck an agreement from here on out, the Dumass lounge will feature....."The Girls of Scores!!!"
That's right fellas, the level of talent was taken to a whole new threshold. Every spinner will be given an allowance of $500 in "Scores Dollars" in addition, we have now built our version of the "Champagne Room" called "The Busch Room." In there will be private booths where whatever happens there, stays there....So enjoy my friends, and BRW, someone load up the glitter cannon....these ladies need to be introduced properly......Diamond, Candy, Jasmine, Paris, Aphrodite, Porsche, and for those that like their ladies a little darker.....Merlot!!!
TPR
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Why have I been sitting here for 5 minutes and no one has brought me a drink.....and why is there not a woman lap dancing for me as we speak???
Ok, now that's better....BR>
TPR
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Yes, all you can eat catfish fry with spicy dippin sauce and all you can eat hush puppies with plenty of butter and honey!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
The water cannons are on order!!!
So are the ultra thin cheapie-t's BR>
TPR
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Hello everyone, just stopping by for my regular inspection.....I see everything is in order.
Now onto new business...I see we have WW, the new kid. Well, I'll promote from table wipe to bare back....I mean bar back and see how you do. If it works out and you do a good job, I'll take a look at giving you an increase. If you fail however, you will end up cleaning up after the monkey and earn your way back to table wipe....
The employee motto here is..."If you ask to take a big step forward, be prepared to take 2 back if you fail."
Best of luck to ya youg buck...with this crowd, you're gonna need it....
TPR...Founder and C.E.O. of Phantom Inc. and The Dumass Lounge.
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Place is looking good fellas.....smells like money!!
TPR
Posted by: TPR
Hello everyone, I decided to drop by and let you all know there are going to be changes around here. First, if someone is not drinking enough, they will be thrown out. Next, we have hired a 5 star chef to create the best wings, potato skins and nachos ever! Finally, I have to take the stage and stripper pole down.....
So we can take down the back wall, make the room twice as large so we can add 2 stripper poles, a larger stage, a couple of go-go cages and the worlds first built in oil wrestling ring!!! There also will be a jacuzzi in the new VIP area which will be served by the beautiful Tatiana, and Ambrosia exclusively. The VIP area will have a closer view of all festivities as well....
That's the tip of the iceberg as I purchase all property around here and have gotten clearance to open a hotel and casino as well, so the Dumass Lounge, will now be the Dumass Hotel & Casino!! Featuring the Dumass Lounge.
Enjoy!
TPR
CEO, Phantom Inc.
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Wait till you see the legal brothel.....it will be the classiest one in the world....BR>
TPR
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Be carefull with that thing fellas....
Ok men, here it is, I just installed the worlds largest DLP screen in the VIP room.....14'x20'....may your retinas burn good!!!
TPR
Posted by: TPR
09-19-2006
From the offices of Phantom Inc.
Document 112763….pursuant to PSA 5772-12 Re: Behavioral variances Motox26 exhibits during the Halloween season.
It has been brought to the attention to the staff and ownership of The Dumass Hotel and Casino that during the Halloween season, one of our most valued patrons, Motox26 seems to make a transition of sorts and becomes a completely different person from the other 11 months out of the year.
Motox26, AKA ;“Owner of Monkey”, “Father of Poo Thrower”, “Little Punk”, and his native American alias “SSBD”, or “Sleeps in Sticky Bag with Dumass”, is generally a docile creature, most approachable and quite the affable character.
However, caution must be used between the days of 10-1-2006 and 11-1-2006 for something strange comes over this normally innocuous person.
It will not be uncommon to see M26 climbing up various architectural structures in the casino as well as the pool area. He also will shout unusual things like “I must when the lotto!!” out to passers by.
Then there are the costumes…..M26 tends to favor lycra for whatever reason. Typical on a given day he will be found wandering the casino wearing a pink thong, ballerina tu tu, fishnets and a Victoria&39;s Secret bra stuffed with water balloons filled with chocolate pudding. Warning: At times he will pop the balloons and attempt to squirt you with the pudding. Do not run!! He will then follow you and spend the rest of the day knocking on your door pretending to be a Girl Scout that wants to give you her “cookie”. Your best bet is to wait till tomorrow if this happens.
As always there are unexpected incidents as well, that we can only anticipate and react to. At this time, Dumass Hotel and Casino and it&39;s parent company Phantom Incorporated, are not legally responsible for the actions of Motox 26.
Sincerely,
TPR
CEO Phantom Inc.
Posted by: TPR
Also in the words of DLR...hey, I'm gonna fock your girlfriend...pal!!!
TPR
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Don't get too excited, he pours the beers on himself and want's people to lick it off him...BR>
TPR
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Everyone be sure to visit the sports book to place your bets on this weekends football and playoff baseball action!!
TPR
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Gar??? The king needs a grammar lesson.
TPR
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Ha, the BT is down 5 pages now....Remember Fred, I am the boss.
TPR
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Gentlemen, how are things going.....hmmm....floors are not sticky, there is no glitter residue anywhere to be seen...WTF?!?!? Dammit!!! This is moto's doing isn't it!!!
Just because Nat has access now to the spinzone doesn't mean he gets to come in here, clean up and try to make this look like a legit establishment!!!
DUMASS...MAN THE GLITTER CANNON!!!
SCOOTER...PREPARE THE BABYOIL BAZOOKA!!!
DEANZ....GRAB A FIST FULL OF CASH!!!!
Steady.......FIRE!!!!
TPR
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Ok now onto business....This playoff season the Dumass Hotel and Casino will be Charger's Central...I want the entire place done up in Blue and Gold!!!
If you were wondering what was behind that barracade....well let me show you. I have added a San Diego and now southern California specialty....We have our own Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill....Home of the world famous fish taco...
Don't worry Scoot, you can still wear your Dallas gear, we don't descriminate...unless you are wearing a T.O. jersey, then we will tie you to the stripper pole, douce you with baby oil and glitter and bring in the Chippendales dancers in to strip down and dance around you while the cameras flash away!!!BR>
TPR
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Oh, don't forget my latest promotion..."Panty Free Fridays"
Prove you don't have panties on and drinks are $1 all day!!!
TPR
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Are thongs considered panties???
Yes!
1o4, don't act like wearing panties is out of the norm for ya!!! I've heard storys about your PM conversations with MD and Moto about expanding the stickybag to accomodate 3....BR>
Barkeep, if 1o4 shows you his thong every day and then wears nothing on Friday, give him a dollar beer....
Wait, check that, if he shows you his thong every day and then wears it backward on Friday, DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!!!!BR>
Management....
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I remember when I opened this place up.....top shelf liquor, the most beautiful dancers.....glitter cannons....now the monkey won't even hump anyone's leg........Looks like I may have to buy it back and return it to it's glory days......
TPR
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Well, the Warrior is retired but does do motivational speaking engagements at colleges around the country. He is an avid conservative and promotes conservative values and can be found on his own website. I believe it's warriorweb.com or somthing.
The Phantom......is up early today....
If i recall the ultimate warrior died. you must be talking about the guy who took his place
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I just had one of those nights I almost decided to quit drinking, pass the jaiger.
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That thought even scared the monkey.
wait till you pull his plug.
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Ladies, give that man a lap dance. Before he loses consciousness. hr>
Can I get 300 one dollar bills please.
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theres no blood in my alcohol content
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And the blood banks out of 80 proof transfusions?
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And the blood banks out of 80 proof transfusions?
This is an emergency! Good God, get this man some Everclear!!
and a lighter
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I got a nose bleed whos ready for a shot.
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I'l have a bloody mary. Oh shes not in yet? not this song again
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Depends!
Posted by: crazybmxrider
lmas. hahahahahahaha
Posted by: dunbarr
hey guys
Posted by: ltdbanshee03
phantom how r u a champ you dont have a banshee
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
TPR,
I see why you are still the reigning champ. As I just happened to be browsing around the Yamaha forum at the time of your resurrecting the deceased. Only you would have the boulders to pull that off. The other three horsemen thought was having a nervous break down due to what happening with the departed posts. As they saw shoulders shuddering, tears streaming and three ribs snapping. I don't remember laughing that hard in a long time. At least I am enlightened enough to understand the reasoning for what you did. I thank you for bringing me that bit of hilarity.
graciously genuflicting and fading back to the netherworld
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Yes indeed, great minds do think alike.But did you have to crush his dreams of being "the thread postin pimp"?
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Yes indeed, great minds do think alike.But did you have to crush his dreams of being "the thread postin pimp"?
So which of the apocalyptic 4 horseman are you?hr>
The Life taker mostly, it also depends on my mood at the time.Myself and the other three have agreed to swap roles when it suits us. It just gets boring doing the same ole grind day in & day out. As any Veteran can tell you there is nothing more dangerous on the face of the planet than a bored G.I.
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Yes indeed, great minds do think alike.But did you have to crush his dreams of being "the thread postin pimp"?
Who was this one that had aspirations og being "The Thread Posting Pimp?"
TPR
ehlitdew damn near a page and a half of theads, he was working his way up to it.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Creating multiple threads asking questions about the Banshee $0.02
Having people respond to your threads $0.04
Having the Champ look favorably upon you and bump your threads to the top $1,000,000.00
Having people post again to the same old threads PRICELESS
It&39;s better than gold it&39;s Platinum. LOL!!!
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Yes indeed, great minds do think alike.But did you have to crush his dreams of being "the thread postin pimp"?
So which of the apocalyptic 4 horseman are you?hr>
The Life taker mostly, it also depends on my mood at the time.Myself and the other three have agreed to swap roles when it suits us. It just gets boring doing the same ole grind day in & day out. As any Veteran can tell you there is nothing more dangerous on the face of the planet than a bored G.I.hr>
LOL, I see. Nothing like having 4 different options.
Man, I wish I would have joined the service out of H.S!! Feel like I missed out on a calling, and that I would have made a dam good soldier.
No doubt in my mind. I think you would have fit right in!
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Afernoon TPR, how's the Champ doing this glorious day?
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Very Nice!!! Well done! It is always good to keep the misses pleased.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
I left the service in '93 but I believe 38 Yrs still holds. I can check with My nephew-in-law, he's trying to go from active duty to reserves. He wants to stay here in Cali. and has 6 yrs till retirement. What branch are you looking to get into? FYI I was in the U.S. Air Force.
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I left the service in '93 but I believe 38 Yrs still holds. I can check with My nephew-in-law, he's trying to go from active duty to reserves. He wants to stay here in Cali. and has 6 yrs till retirement. What branch are you looking to get into? FYI I was in the U.S. Air Force.
Sure, any info is apprecitated. I have some thinking to do, and alot of questions as to how it would effect my family. I cant realy say which branch I would join, I just dont know exactly what I would like to do. I need to research quite a bit more, but the Air Force sounds cool, so does the Army.
I spoke to my Neph. He said the best thing for you to do would to talk to a recruiter in you area since he's not from your area he doesn't know what military bases are at your local. He seems to think the cut-off was either 36 or 38.
I saw you guy's talking baseball. Coach alway's used to say if ya wanna hit a home run you gotta use your hips before your hands. I used to think the same thing when I dated
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LOL, hips before hands huh? I always used my hands to feel around before I used my hips.hr>
Sounds to me like you need more practice then.BR>
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LOL, hips before hands huh? I always used my hands to feel around before I used my hips.hr>
Sounds to me like you need more practice then.hr>
LOL, I try to get as much practice as I'am allowed. I like to cover all the bases, as a well rounded player.hr>
LMAO I do agree with you. when I was Dating I work my butt off to get some hip action so I wouldn't have to go home and use my hands.BR>
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So when they commentators discuss a batter's great wrist action, are they implying that those were the ones that had the fewest dates growing up? BR>
TPR
LOL, I guess so, cuz the guys with good wrist action slap hit for singles, the guys with the hip action hit homeruns.hr>
LMAO! From now on when I hear a commentator talk about wrist action I'm gonna crack up!
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
LMAO! that's down right funny.
Okay I have a good sense of humor I can laugh at me just like everyone else doesso here goes.
when I was a youngster I tried the ole spit in the palms routing once. Well the bat kept slippin' out of my hands.From that day forward I was never to proud to go hunt down a resin bag new, used, ragged and abused it didn't matter. Oh sure my average went up, but I still got the occasional Swiiiing & a Miss and struck out. Well always one to better myself I started improving on my technique. Good thing I did, My career was at an all time high. Granted I was no Hall of Famer but I was on top of my game Then I hit the best home run of my life. Thats when I figured I would give up the sport, go out on a high note if you will. I gotta say looking back on the "Glory Days" sure does put a smile across my face.
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Yes, when the Spinzone is foulin plugs, you can always take a break in the lounge....
TPR
Why that is most gracious of you Champ.Now where are the Gorgeous waitresses? I need a drink.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
DANGIT OFC!! didn't you watch seasame street? it's called sharing.BR>
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I should of never posted to this topic now i get 15 emails a day saying you idiots posted again
LOL, we're not the ones getting the e-mails. But so glad you find us entertainin'
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Aint that the truth.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Any one see how the Sacramento Rivercats did against OFC's crowd? I missed it last night.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Naw, not really. maybe just tinkerin' around the house or tinkerin' on the ole quad.
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Any one see how the Sacramento Rivercats did against OFC's crowd? I missed it last night. hr>
Here ya go.
HA HA take that OFC! Better not get to smart ass, couple more games to go.
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Naw, not really. maybe just tinkerin' around the house or tinkerin' on the ole quad.hr>
LOL, just tinker, no tinkle. Aw, them days are nice sometimes. I dont really have plans, but most the time I just go with the flow.
LOL, thats about all I can do any more. and hope it flow down my leg. BR>
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HA HA take that OFC! Better not get to smart ass, couple more games to go.
your talkin smack about minorleague ball dear God.
I boycotted all proffesional sports except motorcycles and quads and horses many years ago. It just pisses me off that these bitches whine about makin a few hundred K a year and whine about makes a few million a year and rape the fans. Your general Fan of the athletics is gonna be some blue collar dude. ticket prices are outgragous... When i was a lil poor white trash kid commin out the trailer we would got marineers games and tickets was a dollar I remeber goin to seahawk games for a couple bucks aswell. sonics the same. now you look at the prices these days and allotta people have to work a full day just to get into the game. THATS BULLSH!T if ya ask me. Greed will destroy all. Capitolism is the best system around. but it also can lick ass at times.
gotta razz ya som'times. But I'm right there with ya on the whole sports issue. Like the Sac Kings basketball. If we don't get a new stadium we'll leave Sac. Fock you good bye kings!!!
spoiled bastads. Most sportsmen make the claim they do it for the love of the sport, cut their pay and see what happens.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Zones getting slow again, came in for some relaxation in the Champs lounge. Bring on the dancin' girls!
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Hope ya get better there for the weekend Champ.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
The Zone is foulin plugs again.....beers all around, and a Mt. Dew Code Red for MWQ....
Hey MWQ, I may need to tap you for some info on what you did to wifey's Yamoto. They seem interested in what people have fixed and modified for future consideration.
TPR
Sounds good Champ set me up. BR>
TPR, where is it you work that you get all this good info and insight into the OHV world?
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Holy crap Ya gotta be kiddin' 06:30 and the zone has already fouled my plugs. BR>
I know what it is it's all you jokers boggin it down with repies from "blind post day" yesterday. Brilliant TPR absolutely Brilliant! BR>
That's one way to keep the champs lounge on top of the list.
LOL, I should have guessed it's MWQ speed dating again.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Holy crap Ya gotta be kiddin' 06:30 and the zone has already fouled my plugs. BR>
I know what it is it's all you jokers boggin it down with repies from "blind post day" yesterday. Brilliant TPR absolutely Brilliant! BR>
That's one way to keep the champs lounge on top of the list.
LOL, I should have guessed it's MWQ speed dating again. hr>
I had one error. LOL hr>
I've been havin' one heck of a time gettin' in the zone.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Hey gotta question for y'all.
Any body know anythin' 'bout LeoVinci exhaust's I went to thier website but not much info there. I was thinkin' bout one for my Z400 I am undecided on which after market exhaust system I should get. just wanted to know a little more 'bout 'em.
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Hey gotta question for y'all.
Any body know anythin' 'bout LeoVinci exhaust's I went to thier website but not much info there. I was thinkin' bout one for my Z400 I am undecided on which after market exhaust system I should get. just wanted to know a little more 'bout 'em.
Heres how much I know about them..............nothing. I've never even heard of that exhaust before. BR>
Motox really likes his aftermarket exhaust , maybe he can help.
Well Thanks any way bud. There supposed to be good, but how good I don't know. BR>
Posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
you have a z400 dude. Only 1 answer. Yoshimura
That is definately one of the choices. My nephew works at a cycle center and can get me an aftermarket exhaust at cost +10%. He heard that LeoVinci's were supposed to be Sh!t hot. But it's lookin' more like Yoshimura to me.
