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Posted by: MrDumass
Scoots recipie for Maragaritas is the special for the day (good stuff my friend)
I'll be in the green room if anyone needs me.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Dumass!!! Fix that light on the stage!! BR>
Damn monkey in a g-string. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0">
NO WAY! I put the uglys over there, that way they still make some money for TPR. Guess you'll just have to use better judgement.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Gimme a beer and a bucket. Gonna do my imitation of a funnel. hr>
Look Dean, a beer bong! Go ahead, I'll wait till you get your fill. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Gimme a beer and a bucket. Gonna do my imitation of a funnel. hr>
Look Dean, a beer bong! Go ahead, I'll wait till you get your fill. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Oh yea! You may need to prime it first. hr>
(Rubs icy hot on hands) What you need?
Posted by: MrDumass
What happen in here? The girls are funky? The beer is hot? Awww, I see, no pants! (takes down sign) Everyone, but the girls of course, MUST have a garment of clothing covering from their waste down to at least just above the knee's. That goes for monkey too!
Posted by: MrDumass
Beers are in order for this evening. 'Rita's later in the week.
Posted by: MrDumass
Awwight! A new hire! I need you to do me a few favors....glitter the girls for me, clean the green room, and put your dam pants back on!
Posted by: MrDumass
I gotta game for 1of4...its called Moose Knuckle or Camel Toe.
Posted by: MrDumass
(looks around bar and thinks to self......) How long have I been in the green room?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
I'll have you all know that last weekend we had a huge whiffle ball tourney. We played games off and on from 11am till 12:30 pm. Had lights, chalked fields in the back yard, the ol chair for a catcher (that if you dont swing and the ball hits, your out). Out team won the coveted Kessler Cup. I was untouchable on the mound. I have wicked junk.
Posted by: MrDumass
(walks out of the green room and looks around) WTF? (goes back in green room and cloeses door)
Posted by: MrDumass
(grabs monkey by the ballz) IF you get into my stash one more time......your sleepin with the fishs!!
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: TPR
Place is looking good fellas.....smells like money!!
TPR
Wheeeew!! I thought he was going to smell something else green. New exhaust in the green room must be workin great.
Posted by: MrDumass
(Grabs monkey by the throat and sniffs his ass) Nope, not monkey poo. Hmmm, hey Scooter, come here a second.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Just beware if MrD says he gonna bring in a lesbo act. We've seen the video. hr>
Hey, at least they were women.BR>
Theres been a fruit party going on in here ever since you and and 1of4 arrived.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
Hmmmm, I smell pumkin pie!!
Posted by: MrDumass
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img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">All four legs at once?! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Three holes and two hands. That really needs to be a stage act. hr>
My bad, it's already been done. BR>
By Fred. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
that is it, im calling the police and your taking the brethalizer test!
We have our own breathalizer right here at the end of the bar.
Posted by: MrDumass
What can we add to the bar to attract better looking lady customers? I know, get monkey a lady monkey for him, that way he is off with her instead of ruining all our fun.
Posted by: MrDumass
Free drinks for the next 2 minutes!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
Awwwight!!! Who drilled the hole in the wall leading from the mens to the ladies room? Someone has been sticking their sausage in the hole hoping for a feel I suppose. A bit of warning, monkey roams the ladies room now and then.
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass A bit of warning, monkey roams the ladies room now and then. hr>
And he is usually hungry.hr>
Scoot told me that monkey sucks a mean banana! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
Next time TPR comes by, we need to brain storm on new ideas for the bar, something catchy to bring in the fresh meat, I mean new customers.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Next time TPR comes by, we need to brain storm on new ideas for the bar, something catchy to bring in the fresh meat, I mean new customers. hr>
(Scooter stands on table and drops his pants)
Hey this meat is fresh enough for any doll in here!
Hey, put that thing away before monkey pops the head off that thing for good!
Posted by: MrDumass
OM!! Its more then I ever dreamed of!!
Posted by: MrDumass
(walks past monkey and grabs cue stick before he can shove it up a passed out Deans arse) Well, that explains the g-string and vodka, I dunno about the apples.
Posted by: MrDumass
OM! The zone is gone......again! Hope its not for long.
Posted by: MrDumass
Mmmm, Busch beers and some squirrels for supper. Man that was a hard word to spell for some reason.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
OM! The zone is gone......again! Hope its not for long. hr>
yeah it needed a cleansing hr>
Like a duesch type cleasing? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
OM! The zone is gone......again! Hope its not for long. hr>
yeah it needed a cleansing hr>
Like a duesch type cleasing? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
it aint german dumass nice spelling BR>
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hey! LOL, you know what I meant...right!
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: MrDumass
My post ho ways will help me to pass the mysterious Raptoryfn660r!
Posted by: MrDumass
I dunno where to go first, the green room, or the VIP room.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Grab ya a Moslon. Green bottle, and take it into the VIP room. BR>
Oh yea, bring one for me too. hr>
Never had one, I'll grab you one, and in the spirit of green bottles, I'll grab a heinie.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Heyyy!!! Not my hiney. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Oh, excuse me.
Posted by: MrDumass
LMFAO!! Oh, no, its THAT time of year again?!?
Posted by: MrDumass
Beers are on me today!
Posted by: MrDumass
Wwwwwwffffffffftttttttt!!! Ahhhhh, gimme a long island tea to go with this spliff.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: WisWolvyII
Hey, anybody want a drink ?
Yeah, hit me up with two martini's, I'am gunna slam em and head to the green room!
Posted by: MrDumass
Whats going on in here? Why is Scoot diggin in someones..........thats 1of4!!!
Posted by: MrDumass
What happen to the longest thread ever??
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
What happen to the longest thread ever?? hr>
THERE it is!
Posted by: MrDumass
Halloween is over??
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Careful where you sit, stand or walk, MB.
Monkey has been on one of his infamous sprees. hr>
The green room is sanatized.....I'll be in there for a few days.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: motox26
Shot of whiskey this am coming up!
Aw man, we got drunk as monkey's on Friday before gun season. Went to sleep at 1 got up at 4 and each had a shot before we went out. I thought I was gunna puke in my stand, friggin wind was blowing my tree around in circles, and I had an aching headache! I should have takin the bottle I guess.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: motox26
Shot of whiskey this am coming up!
Aw man, we got drunk as monkey's on Friday before gun season. Went to sleep at 1 got up at 4 and each had a shot before we went out. I thought I was gunna puke in my stand, friggin wind was blowing my tree around in circles, and I had an aching headache! I should have takin the bottle I guess. hr>
Oh man, if I was drunk and went to be at 1, there is no way I could get up at 4. I don't care if there was a tornado I wouldn't be able to get up!hr>
I had to get up man, if your the last one up at deer camp or you dont get up, your asking for it.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Drinks all around in honor of John Austin (TPR Jr). img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Hell, go all out and use the clean glasses. hr>
I dont know what to have, heck, since Scoot is buying.....give me one of each! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: deanz400
dang I feel like I own this bar nobody is hardley here ,and I'm just wearing the girls out in the back room haha,dang this feels good to be king for a while .
Just remember....everything you do is being watched.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: deanz400
dang I feel like I own this bar nobody is hardley here ,and I'm just wearing the girls out in the back room haha,dang this feels good to be king for a while .
Just remember....everything you do is being watched. hr>
And you might want to make sure the wives don't see the video's.hr>
Nope, just me and TPR. You should see the list of blackmails we have going....er I mean uh...nevermind.
Posted by: MrDumass
Whooo-hooo! Fish taco's! Now we have an excuse for the smell! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
(Pokes head out of green room) Hey Scoot, point the Rastafarians in this direction when they get here. (not that head Monkey......get back!! sgust
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
HOLY CHIT!!!!!
MD, was you expectin' Ziggy Marley???
Ja mon, tis me good friend from the Carribean! BR>
I did actually meet Ziggy, at one of Bob Marleys ol houses turned into a museum, in Kingston. He happend to be there, and all of us got to shake his hand and talk to him for a minute. I miss that island!
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
You lit it, you blow it out.
(looks at cake) Someone left a blunt burnin'.....hmmm (grabs blunt) WTF! (flips cake over and see's monkey making shush gestures) Uhhh.....you guys can have this one.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Scooter this looks like something you would cook up .
say Mr D better go wash your hands that isn't frosting on that cake ,just monkeys cream .
Ah, I see you tasted it (you got some on your mouth still) thanks for the heads up. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
Gimme a crown and seven...no make that two!
Posted by: MrDumass
(Walks out green room door) What the?? When did we sell out and what is Toho? I heard a rumor that monkey is going to have to wear a diaper.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hah! Got the new assblocker 2007.
Check this out.
(Scooter bends over)
Hey monkey, lookey here!
(monkey runs across the room, jumps on Sccoter azz, and bounces off)
Now, if I can just remember how it comes off so I can pee. hr>
You pee out your azz? LOL!
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: motox26
I though MD learned his lesson about eating Snickers bars?hr>
I didnt think someone would take the time to half wrap a turd.
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Originally posted by: motox26
Whew, what is that smell?/end quote>
If its that skunky smell its the green room.
Posted by: MrDumass
Before the place gets hosed or burnt down, can you give me a few hours notice? I'll be in the green room....thanks.
MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I blame the demise on the new jap ownership. /end quote>
This place is owned by American Indians.
Posted by: MrDumass
No way, this place is selling!! I've got it paid for!
Posted by: MrDumass
(peeks his head outta the green room) DOH! Scooter, OFC, Dean, its Friday...put something over those thongs!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Well, I hope we didn't have any premature fireworks going off in here over the 4th.
Which brings me to the question of, when was the last time MD gave this place a total hose down?
Monkey's leavin' a stain when sits in the chairs, again. /end quote>
Scheduled for this weekend. Look for something new on Monday!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
As long as we keep the current undress code. /end quote>
Girls can wear or not wear whatever they want. For men its...no shirt, no shorts, no service!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
As long as we keep the current undress code. [IMG][/IMG]
Girls can wear or not wear whatever they want. For men its...no shirt, no shorts, no service!
Not a problem. I can get my own beer. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0[/IMG]
That means no service at all! Girls wont be able to perform if anyone is not clothed properly!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
But we can still wear the loin cloth, right?
I mean as long as you don't look up when Dean is swinging across the room on the chandelier. /end quote>
Not unless it has liner in it. No parts hanging out.
Posted by: MrDumass
The cleaner the place is, the cleaner the ladies are.
Posted by: MrDumass
Time for a drink! Think I'll start out with a bloody mary. MMMMM!
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Nooo...please Scoot, leave those in your collection!
Gimme a crown and seven for both hands!
Posted by: RSeb
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I have snuck in with a chair shot and regained the title.....no one can keep me down and if I am ever defeated, I will regain my title no matter what!!!!
The Phantom......is the 2 time worlds champion....to be the man you got to beat the man....and I am.........The Man!!!!..............
Uh oh Phantom. You just reveled your secret identity. You are Ric Flair! WHOOOO!!!
RSeb......is not gonna climb Space Mountain.
Posted by: RSeb
What would the Phantom sound like if Snoop translated him???
Gizoogle
Posted by: Duckmen
Im on the hunt to settle a lil beef with that biatch Motox26... If you know where i can find him I gonna Rape his monkey!!!
Posted by: XtremeSkier
haha! funniest thread ive read since ive joined...love the closing statements TPRimg src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Posted by: XtremeSkier
WTF is up with the VIRUS! im not about to screw up my VAIO
Posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Said something about a trojan horse. No expert. Just wouldn't take a chance.
yeah same thing happend with mine
Posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Wow, 10 pages all from my proclimation that I am the champion.......If there was any doubt before, it's all but gone now. Funny thing is that the spinners seemed to have gotten what "IT" was and is, whereas the others simply couldn't figure it out......BR>
It takes a lot to be the champ, and I have what it takes....thanks in advance for the continued support you will give me...
....elihw a ni sdrawkcab detsop t'nsah......motnahP ehT
Wow i feel so blessed posting after the champion
Posted by: XtremeSkier
in the end of all this...i think i should be the champion
Posted by: XtremeSkier
Hey Phantom Rider ur icon is sweet! SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT IS FRICKING AWESOME!
Posted by: XtremeSkier
woah u guys have a back up spin zone!
nice job TPRBR>
*XS has spoken*
LMAO JK
Posted by: XtremeSkier
and you were where???
XS
Posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
The "champ" will not have the time to defend his throne!
Today I AM THE CHAMPION!!
lol uh oh! better not let TPR see that
Posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
That's ok, he is just the substitute champ, available if I am unable to fulfill my obligations as champ.
TPR
everything is starting to make sense now
Posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
And I will be the CHAMP for the weekend. hr>
do i have to sign a request sheet to become champ for a weekend??
is there a list
Posted by: XtremeSkier
i'm more of a champion, i have like 6650img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">
Posted by: XtremeSkier
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nope, you gotta battle lol
alright...we battled....i wonimg src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Sí
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Síhr>
i dont like spanish...all the las and els mess me up hr>
la=chica
el=chico
but normally u'd congigate some words to make them masculan of feminen
Posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
1900 comes in as quiet as a church mouse. I think I'll drink to that. hr>
congrats
Posted by: hondariderAR
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
TPR posts way too much. hr>
Posted by: garrett5462
hello there champshows it going!
Posted by: garrett5462
lol, i got to see that.
Posted by: garrett5462
hey, champs, just saying hi!
Posted by: garrett5462
hey TPR, no affence but i remember when you first joined the forums on april fools day and for about a week or two you were acting like a complete idiot.
Posted by: garrett5462
wassup??!!
Posted by: garrett5462
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
You and my oldest son would get along great. He loves rock crawlin' over real nasty crap. He put 25" maxxis big horns at the rear and 23" tires at the front on his Z400 with a 13T front & custom made 60T rear sprocket. You can see the beginnin's of it in my photo's. I'll have to update the photo's to show his current set up, what a freakin' beast.
dam! thats gonna be one sick rock hopper!!
Posted by: garrett5462
yes! redsox in first!
Posted by: garrett5462
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
TPR was out makin' the world a better place.BR>
He appreciates our patronage. hr>
by letting people gamble??? lol
Posted by: garrett5462
so is there any champs on here tonight besides me?
Posted by: garrett5462
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I AM THE CHAMPION!!! 1900 Posts....BR>
TPR
i am more of a champion, i have 3850 posts...
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Originally posted by: garrett5462
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I AM THE CHAMPION!!! 1900 Posts....BR>
TPR
i am more of a champion, i have 3850 posts...
Garrett, you are a nice kid, and you do have some post-ho skillz, but there is one thing that I am that you can't be....The Champ!!!
It is somthing not to be taken lightly,
You have to be spectacular to reach such a lofty goal,
As soon as you think you have it, there are 5 lined up to take it,
And as I have said before, to be a true champion, you have to have all that it takes to be good, great and heroic, in order to understand what the true meaning of "Champ" is..
Never give up trying for your day will come.....but as long as I am around...It won't be soon.BR>
TPR
well than Bring IT!!BR>
Posted by: garrett5462
nope, you gotta battle lol
Posted by: garrett5462
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
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Originally posted by: garrett5462
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I AM THE CHAMPION!!! 1900 Posts....BR>
TPR
i am more of a champion, i have 3850 posts...
Garrett, you are a nice kid, and you do have some post-ho skillz, but there is one thing that I am that you can't be....The Champ!!!
It is somthing not to be taken lightly,
You have to be spectacular to reach such a lofty goal,
As soon as you think you have it, there are 5 lined up to take it,
And as I have said before, to be a true champion, you have to have all that it takes to be good, great and heroic, in order to understand what the true meaning of "Champ" is..
Never give up trying for your day will come.....but as long as I am around...It won't be soon.BR>
TPR
well than Bring IT!!hr>
thats right, i said it BR>
Garrett... is challenging the champ...also know as TPR
Posted by: garrett5462
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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
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Originally posted by: garrett5462
nope, you gotta battle lol
alright...we battled....i wonimg src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
so you are...
Posted by: garrett5462
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Síhr>
i dont like spanish...all the las and els mess me up
Posted by: garrett5462
5:00 and your still at work!?
Posted by: garrett5462
yea i guess so.
Posted by: garrett5462
ohhh yea, im an hour ahaid of you...
Posted by: garrett5462
whoooooaa....
whats with all the care bears.....
I think I missed something...
Posted by: 420rappy
this is some funky chit i have to say
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lmfunkyassoff
Posted by: 420rappy
ha ha
Posted by: yamaharaptor350
the phantom is such a kick in the gooch
Posted by: raptorider660
wow ur a loooser
Posted by: raptorider660
shhhhh all of you now ok
Posted by: jaggers2e42
now this guy is funny. if you can't laugh at this guy you just need to get out of the forms. i think you might have landed on your head one to many times
Posted by: BlackStallion
you can be the queen, cause im the king!
Posted by: BlackStallion
YOU HAVENT CLAIMED YOUR TITLE TODAY therfore i claim that i am the new champion, now where is my desert reward TPR got?
Posted by: TPR
I just figured you would all like to know......thanks for all of your support....
The Phantom.....appreciates all that follow him.....that includes you......
Posted by: TPR
I am the first to claim the championship. There is no one that will de-throne me as I can't be overcome......
I am the best.
The Phantom....accepts your accolades........
Posted by: TPR
That was nice!!!!LOLBR>
Being that I am the Champ....there is a $5 response fee for all posts....
My attention is like the gold on my trophy!!!
The Phantom.....Will win again.....
Posted by: TPR
I have set in motion the tools necessary to promote positive discussion....this is seperate from all that. Just look at how much all of you have helped that guy in the suzuki r vs. honda r thread.
I am the champ, that's all I stated, and I thanked everyone. I'm just staking my claim!!!
The Phantom......pulls off a perfect 4 point pose......
Posted by: TPR
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Champion chicken choker! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Shhhhhh!!!! You weren't supposed to divulge that information at this time...Sheesh.
The Phantom.......will return you to your regularly scheduled programming....
Posted by: TPR
I am still the champion!!! Will see if I can hold onto the title till tomorrow.....
The Phantom....is greatness....personified......
Posted by: TPR
Even if that's the case....I'm still the champ..
The Phantom.....fights off all the fine female groupies.....
Posted by: TPR
Now you see....jaggers gets it.....it's not hard to figure out...Good show olde chap!!!
Will I be the champ tomorrow????? Stay tuned...BR>
The Phantom....will tie you to his grab bar so you can actually finish in second place......
Posted by: TPR
Wow....I, I guess I humbly hand over my championship belt to RL........I never thought I could lose, but....here it is, the digital champ.....BR>Good job RL, (Extending belt in an act of tremendouls humility only I can demonstrate.....)
The Phantom........will overcome....you'll seee!!!!!......
Posted by: TPR
Hey....rules are rules, I lost the championship.....you just can't give it away. But you can lose to MrD intentionally....I have a re-match clause in the contract, but I won't exercise it yet.
The Phantom.....is not the champion again, there is no forfiture of the trophy, RL it's still yours.......
Posted by: TPR
I have snuck in with a chair shot and regained the title.....no one can keep me down and if I am ever defeated, I will regain my title no matter what!!!!
The Phantom......is the 2 time worlds champion....to be the man you got to beat the man....and I am.........The Man!!!!..............
Posted by: TPR
Finally, the Phantom has come back.....to the ATV Connection forums...
Now everyone can see that I am the true champion....no real champ would dare infect the tens....and I mean tens... of the Phantoms fans computers with a virus likened to those passed on by extremely cheap ladies of the night.....I concede that OFC, MrD and RL are worthy opponents and the oppertunity to verbally spar with them on a daily basis is a privilage that I hold in high regard....but I am the Poster's Champion and will defend it agains all who dare wrest it from my mighty grip. If you smelllll, what the Phantom.....left in the bathroom....
BTW, Happy monday to all.
The Phantom......needs a Glade plug in.....
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There is no one that can match up with me....I am the epitome of greatness, best in the biz, king of all kings and emperical master of my domain....this is my thread, dare to strip me of the title I have held for three days running.....is there no one with the testicular fortitude to challenge me???
The Phantom.....extends the challenge.....
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Yeah....now this is a competition...There is no classification for testicular or non testicular classification, the challenge is open to anyone and the more the merrier.
The Phantom...is tough to beat though.....
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Wow, now someone with a demeanor that is less that unflappable may be bothered, no angered by the statements and claims being made here. Not I, however, my fortitude as you all know can't be interrupted in any manner. Meer words and accusations will not keep me from keeping my title and proving to the world that I and I alone are the true reason that championships exist and legends are revered.
Never before has a combination of speed, skill, linguistic excellence and infinate wisdom seen the light of day and no one can state that they have nearly 1/10th of 1% of the tools that I posess. Is there a single person that has been wholly revered, dispised, loved and hated in the forum format, that can equal me?
I am controversy, I am entertainment, I am passion, I am pain, I am a little bit country, I am a little bit rock and roll, I am smellin like a rose, I am a real American, I am the only person that can captivate people in a way that you have never seen before and the actual truth to what "IT" is will soon be available to all.
No, no, "IT" is not a quad though it's looking more and more like we may see more than one of my claims appear this year, no "IT" will make all marvel and ask the question....how'd he do that.
Some will experiance disbelief, relief, anger, frustration and even elation, but I will assure you of this, you will realize that upon further inspection, I am the champion....the ultimate one and only lord of lords, king of kings, the supreme emperor and grand poo-ba of all that view these forums.........
For those who doubt my prowess, will bear witness to that which is great, good and glorious and the new level of excellence that I will have displayed, will forever change the way those that browse these forums look upon the information contained within, I will be known as TPR....the truth....
Have a nice day........"So as not to refer to "The Rock", I give you some "Mankind"
The Phantom...master of the fillabuster......
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I can't help but think I'm being propositioned by all of you since you all are making the limp wrist comments...I think perhaps you all have spent to much time in the zone together....LOL.
I am flattered, but I don't swing that way, and it's not PC=the truth, it would be 3PC=the fastest.....BR>
The Phantom......thinks all of this is funny....
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A straight man has security in his sexuality, one that questions oneself lashes out at such statements.....to ovecompensate for the questions in his mind...
The Phantom.....can't be derailed....
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Ok, ok....I left myself open for that one....LMAO.....BR>
The Phantom....isn't perfect, just the best....
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That was so funny....someone should start another one again in another forum, and see who can't figure it out.....
The Phantom.....wants his Zuki thread back.....
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With all this talk about mullets, I am thinking mabe I'll grow a skullet, like Hulk Hogan........You know somthin brother....I am the reason the bandana companies are still, without my hair loss an the lemming like Hulkamaniacs, we have carried on the sad tradition of hiding our baldness under a piece of red cloth in hopes that someone will mistake me with someone with hair.
The Phatom...What cha gonna do when Rogaine and Hair Club don't work for you......
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I have seen the thread....and it is good...
The Phantom.....is happy.....
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My friend, if bandwith is a concern of yours, then posting on a "pointless" thread makes you a culprit as well. I am sorry if I have offended you in any way, you seem like a genuine person and I am not here to anger anyone....
I guess you are right after all, I should never have started a thread glorifying my accomplishments and thanking those that have supported me...I should re-think this and see if it is actually worth it.
Naaaa, I am greatness, and there is nothing you can do to stop it, I am sorry you don't get "IT" and probably never will. Those like myself, MWQ, MX, RL, OFC,MRD and RC, are all champoins and get it...and that wasn't an easy task. I only know one thing to be true...
Thanks for the tip Romie.....
The Phantom......IS THE CHAMPION!!!!........
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The Phantom...thanks you for your participation......
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Hmmm....I may have to re-consider my decision......BR>
The Phantom...is not opposed to comming out of retirement.....
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No my friend, you have it all wrong, they have figured out what "IT" is and have embraced what I have done...you haven't figured out what "IT" is and until you do, you have no chance at being a champion of my ilk. I will keep this short as I have attempted to retire from this thread, though I am feeling provoked to un-retire to confront this new challenger.....be forewarned though, the last thing you need is my complete and undivided attention.BR>
The Phantom.....shines up the gold on his belt.....
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Sure, KTM is working on a ATV, no secret there....there are a lot more ATV's in the works, I don't claim to know all, only as much as I need.
My friend, the amature class is in another thread, there are only professionals and champions here, but we welcome all...there is always room for improvement....
The Phantom.....is getting warmed back up.....
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Well, the Warrior is retired but does do motivational speaking engagements at colleges around the country. He is an avid conservative and promotes conservative values and can be found on his own website. I believe it's warriorweb.com or somthing.
The Phantom......is up early today....
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Naah, well I guess. It was more like 1:30am though.....were you watching my webcam again????
The Phantom.....Don't call it a comeback.....
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We were at a friend's house last night, and saw a "adult film" that had a friend of ours in it. Her daughter is my sister's goddaughter and was stripping for a couple of months and did this "adult film" for $600. You should have seen the shocked look on all of her female friendsAll the guys were like, "Dude, she's terrible!!!" It was very low rent, and no one really knew how to take it....She's pretty messed up.
The Phantom....was not impressed....
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hat you all getting together to watch low budget porn for?? Wouldn't it make more sense to get together and create low budget porn??img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
LOL, yeah, that would be better, but it was more of a situation where one of the guys there was like, check this out, puts it in and every one was like...WTF??? Then OMFG....it was a wierd scene....
The Phantom......img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">..just about covers the review of the dvd...
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It was one wierd scene, no one was comfortable, and there was no "redeeming value" in watching it. I doubt anyone will look at her the same from now on...I know I won't.
The Phantom.....gives it 2 thumbs down....
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Well, I'm going to try to walk away from this thing again.....no one new has come to challenge, so I can focus elsewhere....
The Phanom......Rides into the sunset...
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
If no one knew how to take it, I guess it really was an amature video. Those pros, they know how to take it. hr>
LMAO!!! True that! Dont let Phantom fool ya, he knows how to take it!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">j/k
That's right, I watched a real video to know what I am doing...."Mr. D's....Pony Ride"LOL!!!
The Phantom....is feelin a bit punchy today...
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Nooooooo!!!! There could not possibly be truth to that rumor!!! How could this happen? LOL. It was bound to happen, KTM has a great lineup of motors to use and it was only a matter of time before they ventured back into the atv market.
The Phantom...is glad Monday is over....
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They dabbled in the 3 wheeler market in the 80's. Here's the link
KTM Trike
The Phantom....would have liked to try that one out...
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Yes, though not yet in my sig, it is a quad I am awaiting for eagerly.
The Phantom.......it's all most there......
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Nope, case in point, Honda makes a Yellow 250 and 400ex. Sure there are brand colors, but you'll have a hard time trying to sue over someone using a color. Heck, Yamaha has used every color in the book, it was only recently that they settled on blue as their "official color"
Back in the late 80's early 90's if you rode a Honda, you rode red, Suzuki=yellow, Kawasaki=green and Yamaha= a variety of pastels, teals and white.There was a time when Honda had a white and red color scheme etc.
Bomb has yellow and red, as does Artic Cat....I think I have made my case......BR>
The Phantom.....is greatness personified, Mr. D...
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MWQ, did you ever have the chance to ride the "legendary" Suzuki Cyclone??? If so did you ever have it start backwards????My uncle had one, scary as heck, he showed me once how when you would start it, somtimes the kickback on the kickstarter would accidentally fire the motor in reverse....imagine clicking into first then...ahhhhhhh!!!
The Phantom...prefers moving forward....
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And if I recall, they had little or no flywheel weight.
The Phantom....Remembers his Suzuki DR370...talk about no suspension......
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That would be an absolute digger!!! I look at all the four strokes with the hot start buttons and all and it makes me think of my old thumber and slow kicking it till the little marker was visible in a little window on the side of the case....what a pain to start!!!
Now I rode a 450r and two kicks...fires right up. They have it so easy now.
The Phantom....remembers my families bikes of old, Bultaco, Can-Am, Caviga and the uncles Maico 490......
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Wow, 10 pages all from my proclimation that I am the champion.......If there was any doubt before, it's all but gone now. Funny thing is that the spinners seemed to have gotten what "IT" was and is, whereas the others simply couldn't figure it out......BR>
It takes a lot to be the champ, and I have what it takes....thanks in advance for the continued support you will give me...
....elihw a ni sdrawkcab detsop t'nsah......motnahP ehT
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I'm glad I have impacted so many.....believe it or not I have fans from around the world....
The Phantom.....rises to every occasion...
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Aaaahhhhh HaHaHaHa.....OFC hit's the nail right on the head...LOL. That was my exact thought when I made that comment.....You are freakin killing me.
MWQ, when I ride it looks like the "Big Head" option some of the sports video games have.....LMAOBR>
The Phantom....tips his big giant hat to you two.......
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Hey, I am happy with the fact that I can grow a Hulkster Skullett anytime I please. I actually had laser treatment done to remove some hair but they screwed up and lasered of the wrong area, well, at least my back stays warm...LOL
The Phantom......is the emperor of all, RC, the mistress of the forums is yours....
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The Phantom....strikes a double biceps pose in hopes of impressing RC.....wait, wait, oohhhh noooo, he couldn't keep the beer keg sucked in...that will cost him the gold....
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That's just it, growing up it wasn't ever in the shade, there was never a shed to cover it, so intalled a nice size shade to keep it from gettin all leathery and such, but now I began to worry because things don't grow well in the shade, so I am gettin rid of it.BR>
The Phantom....is almost outta here...
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The river was great, not too hot yet, probably will get close to tripple didgets by Memorial Day. Drank a lot of beer had Cinco de Mayo party with gallons of margarita and tons of food and lots of fun. Can't wait to get the boat and golf cart out there for some midnight off road fun.BR>
The Phantom....has got the championship tan goin on!!!.....
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Yeah it was great, when they have the annual river party, they measure the margaritas in gallons, not glasses!!It was a great buffet of mexican food an livations..
The Phantom....sure messed up the diet this weekend......
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It was the mighty Colorado River....have a place near Yuma that I stay April to September. Just park the hauler there and....shazam, instant summer house!!!
The Phantom....loves the ladies in bikini's.....espically Mrs. Phantom....
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Till my pics are approved, go to Hidden Shores. They should have some pics of the camping area.
The Phantom...doesn't burn easy...
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So now this has turned into Fight Club........LOL that's great, duke it out to see who is the Champ. I like the idea!!!
The Phantom.....cracks up....
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Hey MD, I got to spend a few hour in Rome a while back while on a cruise in the Medeterranian, cool place. Didn't get to the Vatican, but thought that the Coliseum wold be bigger. I loved Italy, espically Pisa and Portofino.
The Phantom....traveler....
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I did see that, albiet briefly. It is pretty amazing what people have done over the years to be sure.....
I was thinking of starting a thread called "Ask The Phantom" That aught to go over well...BR>
The Phantom.....becomes Dear Abbey....
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You know, that's just it, there will be no description, we'll just see what happens.
TPR
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I can see it now...RL comes moonwalking in with his white glove on singing "Ya wanna be startin somthing, ya wanna be startin somthin.."
The Phantom........Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!....
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That was actually Rick "The Renegade" Williams who committed suicide 2/3/1999. The real Warrior, aka Jim Hellwig lives in New Mexico and does public speaking engagements at college campuses around the contry on conservative values...
TPR
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Do you still watch Wrastling TPR?
Huh, I always wondered what happened to my child hood favorite the Ultiate Warrior.
You'd be amazed at the way he attacks the Liberals...
His Site
Transcrips Of Speaking Engagements....
Warrior in 2004
I will watch from time to time, but his character was my favorite,,
TPR
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I just read somewhere that Bill Goldberg now lives about 20 minutes from my house....He rides his collection of choppers all over town, so I'll keep an eye out for him.
The Phantom........Need a little excitement???? Snap into a Slim Jim ooohhh yeahhh......
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That would be Santa Fe to be exact...
TPR
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Probably a good feeding ground for him to practice his chops...
TPR
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AHHHHH HA HA HA HA!!!
Had to put #601 somewhere.....
The Phantom....is on a tear......
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Ouch, man it's a good thing I'm wearin' a cup...LOL. And no, I never have, had or will wear make-up, not even for you. My natural good looks need not be hid under paint.
TPR, takes a right cross to the chin....
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Well here it is, number 699.....I'm still way behind the other spinners though.....
TPR
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And there is is....700 before the weekend...
TPR
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Thanks, I guess I have one quad down and may to go, but it is a victory none the less.
I am no spammer/scammer, I just love to post. I mean I only post @ 10 times a day so there are many more post-ho's than me.BR>
But I guess you could say I got a long way to go and a short time to get there.....Watch ole Bandit run!!!!
TPR
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Had some advanced estate planning classes this week. I'll be ho-in it up tomorrow!!!
TPR
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It took you knuckleheads that long to figure it out....LOL
TPR
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MD, you must admit, if there is anything a woman can teach a man is how to turn it around on somone...LOL
TPR
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Number 800! And if MWQ reads this...yawn!
TPR
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TPR you have 800 posts and i don't think any one of them is informative to anyone in any way shape for form.
Thanks alot, I appreciate your interest in following all of my 800 posts. That is a very flattering statement, since I would imagine that following all of my posts would be a long journey.
But you have to admit, if you look at the Raptor 700EFI thread I started, I called out this quad a month before anyone even mentioned it. Of course it was called B.S. like everything I post, but, hmmm let's see, the Suzuki will be announced by the end of summer, and the new Bomb should be unveiled this winter....but I'll still probably be as misinformed as my first post....
The Phantom.....because I am the Champion!!!
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I tip my glass of Sierra Nevada Pale to ya!!.
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Now would that qualify you as a winner???
Because: I am the Champion!!
TPR...Because I can!!!
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Ok Chet, what did we do to get the zone locked down???
TPR
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Numero 900!!!
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Number 1000......quietly ponders the next 1000.....
TPR
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FRED!!! Who let you into the Champion's lounge???? You need expressed written concent from all the champs to gain admittance to this exclusive club!
I'll let it slide this time....
TPR
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Yup....I keep hearing about cramp city....BR>
I'll have to try again next month!!
TPR
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Yep, mister drunk at 9am at your service...
That reminds me, that "I'm not as good as I once was" vider cracks me up....Toby is a pretty big boy and the fact he pokes fun at himself is great.
TPR
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Yeah, same here....they should just call it what it is...temporary bi-polar disorder..
TPR
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Did you also hear that he's a Liberal??? Saw him on the news and he says that the Libs hate his views and the Republicans hate that he isn't one of them...
TPR
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He was doing an interview on CNN or somthing and stated he was a life long Democrat because he stood for the common working man and that his views on Patriotisim are what every American should feel no matter what party...
TPR
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Not too bad, I think I'm almost to shore, though going fishing Saturday got me out of a day's suffering...LOL. Now it's back in the saddle for another round!!
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That's no problem, she just hates it when I spur her out of the chute....LOL
TPR
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LMAO!! Mine hates that to. She also hates it when I get out the cattle prod and push her into the bedroom, or when I have to laso her, wrestle her down, and tie her legs. hr>
The only time I have to really hang on is when I call her by a different name.....LOL. The clown and the barrel in the corner kind of trip me out too....BR>
TPR
