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.........or maybe I need to spend less time here.
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Maybe he's got a secret room, kinda like Al Capone's vault. Maybe we get Geraldo in here to bust it open. Or maybe we could get Geraldo in here and bust him open. (wonder if he's full of candy)
Hmmm, nope, but there is one that Tony Montana hids out in. BR>
Why do you want to bust open Geraldo?? He has been threw everything from a chair to the face to bullets flying by to being lost at sea for days.
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We need some poles in this joint.
Figured there were enough poles already. Some ladies would be nice though.
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Sausage Fest!
Oh, is that what your lil town has every year? j/k
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Oh, is that what your lil town has every year? j/k
No that'd be SauerKraut thank you.
....and what goes with sauerkraut?
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....and what goes with sauerkraut?hr>
Sausage.BR>
Maybe Vagicil?hr>
LMFAO!! Motox we got to get together for some ridding and partying. I have a good chance a t getting a sporty this spring, so when I do, I'am coming up and we can go to that place you guys camp. I'am going to bring some friends and my bro. Maybe we can get Raptory to go.
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Hey that sounds good Dumass! We just need to remember to bring some good tunes.hr>
Good tunes, good friends, good herb, good drinks, and great times! We will make it happen brotha.
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Lunch is sounding dam good right now! Just dont know what I want to eat.
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MrDumass,
That sure is a pretty paint brush.
Thank you, but its actually one of those noise makers for New Years.
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Oh, and I had a ham and cheese sammich with chips and a glass of milk. I'am still hungry.
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This place is not drawing the crowd like we need it to.
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Nope, what we need here are gimics.
Muff dive Mondays
Topless Tuesdays
What's in my bra Wednesdays
Touch my thong Thursdays
Feel these Fridays
Split crotch panty Saturdays
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Monkey Sundays (just cause monkey causes so much trouble)
All these are contingent on Champ getting some lady waitresses.
Just food for thought. And seven reasons the wife won't let me own a bar. hr>
Great idea!!
Aw man, the perfect location for a Hooters is about 20 miles west of me. Its a college town for crying out loud! Lots of foreigners with lots of cash! Try getting that one to fly with the lady. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
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I'll take a frosty cold beer to go with the Jambalaya I eatin' now.
Are those boiled eggs supposed to be green for Christmas?
MMM, my In-laws make that every year for Christmas, why, I dunno. Usually there is no one way to make it as it varies from household to household. He puts all kinds of crap in it and its good! Got some spice to it to boot. Shrimp, crawfish, couple sausages, chicken, and other stuff.
He makes this bread pudding with a whiskey sauce for dipping that is dam good! He and I always put way to much Turkey in it, but hell we are the only ones that eat it anyway.
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Mmmmm, now Im hungry!
Me too, oh look another snickers!
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Speaking of, everytime I have been taking my kids to the pool for the last 2 days they have jumped in and turned green.hr>
Well, I have gone from a clean sweep, to them leaving trash all over the place. I bet I had to wipe 10 times to clean up after them.
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LOL, I had to pooh real bad while out in the woods the other day, it was an explosion similar to the one that produced pooh on the outhouse seat, but the out house. I was no where near the out house and had no paper with me.! I let it fly in a stategic area because I looked down and there were huge moist sycamore leaves laying there. I used a few and went on to hunting. I got home and took a shower, only to find remanents of leaves stuck to pooh stuck to my ass check!!
True story!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
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Sweeeettt we go from hot chicks to good home cooking to green pooh and dumass poopy uh a$$....LOL
TPR
This thread started with pooh.
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How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
Cuz, its been sittin in your guts for a day or so.
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How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
Cuz, its been sittin in your guts for a day or so.
So, if I stuck my ass in the refrigerator overnight, the next day it would smell like leftovers?
Nope, but your leftovers would smell like ass.
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Breaking news!
Just found out Krogers has Bud cases for 12.99 each. Sale ends today.
Headed to the store now. Be back later, and hopefully drunker.
12.99! How much is the Busch? Thats what I'am talking about!
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Sooo, he's the one leaving snickers and baby ruth on the floor.
Oh, look a Reeses!
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Ever notice the floaties after eating salsa.
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Ever notice the floaties after eating salsa.hr>
Oh don't even mention salsa. When I was puking my brains out last week, the last thing I ate was salsa. I can't even stand the thought of them now.
LMAO!! Sorry, I had no idea.
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Champ, get the mop!
Oh, no you dont. If you make the mess, you gotta clean it. Bar rules.
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Oh, no you dont. If you make the mess, you gotta clean it. Bar rules. hr>
Last weekend my friend got sick outside the front door at a bar. He got a 5 gallon bucket and thru the water right over his mess. Drunk bastage!
LOL, thats funny! One of the first times I was in a bar at the age of 19 and I broke a bottle (being drunk) and had to clean it up. It was
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TPR- I wonder, are our ladies on the same cycle still, cuz mine has been done for a few days now, but she has a new rule about things. I can now have some during light flow days, and not get any during ovulation time. We are not using any form of control.
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Any specials going on here for New Years?
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Whew! I ate way to much breakfast and now I need a nap. Oh look an indoor hammock, sweet!
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Oh you guys aren't helping me none. I don't even have time to take a nap on my lunch break do to arronds I need to run.
No nap for me either. I just dont feel so great.
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Isn't it the worst when it is a night with the boys and your stomach doesn't feel good to begin with.hr>
Yes it does! I've been staying round the house more lately. Not much to do in the winter months like there is in the summer. Now that I have them lights out in the shed, I can start on a few projects, but it still sucks cause there is not much room.
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Ahhhh 2500 posts. Not the biggest ho, but I bet aside from those who spin or hang in the PSD or PSAR threads, there aren't many with 2500+ posts...
TPR
Quite true TPR. Ahhh, I remember when I hit that number. Twas a sign of things to come.
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Had a beer last night from the east, bro in law claims its the oldest brewery in the US.
Yuengling is what its called. Its a lager, and its actually pretty good IMO.
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TPR- you are allowing just any g@ys into the bar??? I thought we had a "code" on this. Only hot chics!
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I know, but, it's Fred...we got to cut the little bugger some slack. I think he's just confused, so I was hoping that if he hung out with men, he'd get un-confused....Besides, who else are we going to throw peanut shells at???
TPR
Good idea, maybe we can get one of the ladies here to "straighten" him out. (smacks Fred with another peanut shell).
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We can always use more ramps around here.
EDIT: Not that I would know how to use them or anything.
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BRAAPP BRRAAAAAP BRAP CRASH!!!!!! Ouch, fock, ewww that hurts! Who put friggin bar stools at the end of a ramp?BR>
My bike! Oh, someone broke it's fall. Wait a mintue, is that 1of4 under there?hr>
Motox- what are you doing riding the artwork??
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Tonight will be interesting. I have a buddy that wants to get out and have a few drinks. Couple that with the other substances, I will be in rare form.
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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. (Last hour at work going pretty darn slow)
Last hour? What are your hours? I have about 4 hours left. It goes by real slow!
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MWQ- 3 dog night is playing on the radio right now!! Everytime I hear them, I turn it up. Reminds me of you for some reason.
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You know, I actually got in trouble at school for singing that song.hr>
LOL, I got in trouble for Jimmy crack corn. It was there fault, sticking two friends in a sound room with a guitar and some lyrics.
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"Franks and Beans"!!!!
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Staying with this theme, I was at my boys Basketball game the other day and my nephew with Downes was sitting next to me. Well this other kid with "problems" comes stumbling, drooling on over and says something to me that I cant understand, so I say "Hi, how are you?" And this time he plainly says, "I feel like crap!" I was like ok, then his momma called him away.
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Downs kids always seem like the happiest people. Every one of them I have ever met has made me smile. They just have an innocence about them that makes you remember what in life is important.
TPR
He is a good kid, he just needs more family attention. He is in a family with 2 other regular kids and they get way more attention. I feel so bad for him, and honestly think he would be better off with us. His mother is not emotionally stable. He has been lost a few times. Talk about scary, you get a call saying we cant find Dante'!!! He was found walking down the road one time quite aways from the house. Most recently he was walking around the woods with his grannys dogs, but granny did not know where he was. He is like 10 y/o and just has not had enough teaching to understand things.
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He is a good kid, he just needs more family attention. He is in a family with 2 other regular kids and they get way more attention. I feel so bad for him, and honestly think he would be better off with us. His mother is not emotionally stable. He has been lost a few times. Talk about scary, you get a call saying we cant find Dante'!!! He was found walking down the road one time quite aways from the house. Most recently he was walking around the woods with his grannys dogs, but granny did not know where he was. He is like 10 y/o and just has not had enough teaching to understand things. hr>
Im weak when it comes to things like that. It really tears me up when anyone in general is neglected.
Me too, and what can I do, the best I can do is what I do. Take time to go get him and have him hang with us for a few hours. Its hard because he goes to his granny's to see his dad on the weekends, but his dad pretty much wants nothing to do with him, but his granny does, so he stays with her and if his dad comes over to see him, he does. Usually he does not, from what I have been told. He has a father figure in my bro-in-law, and he may have even adopted him, but its just not the same. He is neglected.
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TPR- I try my best. The lil lady and I have talked about how we could raise him to be much better, but how do you tell your sis/sis in law that??
Love the shirt idea!
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What about that shirt in the pic that RL showed us. It's on a fat kid and says "I fock on the first date". LMAO!hr>
LOL, that is a great one too!
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TPR- I try my best. The lil lady and I have talked about how we could raise him to be much better, but how do you tell your sis/sis in law that??
Love the shirt idea! hr>
My sister in law was putting her life in the toilet a long time ago. Just came out and told her I was going to take her 2 kids and raise them. Wound up raising all three of them. She did get her poop straight later. Just come out and tell her. If nothing else, it may start her thinking about what she's doing.
I dunno, they take good care of him and the others, but he needs special needs that are not given. The wife and I have talked about just asking them if we could try him living with us for a little while, but that could make things confusing for him.
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This is sooooo fun! I switched the radio station earlier today to some alternative rock from country. The owners son was gone, but just got back, and he is sitting over there just stressing out! He cant take it! Not to mention the volume is slightly higher then normal. He wont say anything, but he will sit there and huff and puff and run his hands threw his hair. LMAO!!
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OK, he just said "can you turn it down a lil" I never say a word when they rock out to music I dont like. Fock just because he cant concentrate dont mean we all cant.
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I've got to get out of here and blaze away in the shed. I've had enough!
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Ya know, there hasn't been a good ol fashioned bar fight in a while. Must be the patrons are getting along quite well.
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Ummm, is that whale sperm on your shoes? hr>
Fock! I thought I got all that cleaned up!
Hey, whats your gerbils name???
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Well, I think I'll buy a round for everyone.
Champ! Black Russians all around.
Umm, I dont want to be racist, but can I have a white one instead? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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You are gonna get a black one, like it or not, and if you keep that up it will be a big black one....and make you take it down all at once....img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">BR>
TPR
(looks at everyone looking at me) Ok then! A black russian it will be!
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Oh, I need a bottle of whiskey!! I think I have a bad tooth or something.
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What, your saying just because whiskey is "brown" that it relates to a "bad" tooth?hr>
No dammit! I dont care what color anything is, I'am color blind. Whiskey only turns brown because they fire heat the inside of the barrels they store it in. Otherwise its clear. I was talking about swishing with whiskey to get the tooth to stop hurting, or chugging the whole bottle and pulling it.
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Bet you have a moonshine jug, but it ain't got XXX on it. hr>
LOL, my eyes get look like this (X) (X) after I drink it.
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Bet you have a moonshine jug, but it ain't got XXX on it. hr>
Ew....Ew! I know what it says.....I know!!!!hr>
LOL, let her rip then.
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I had quite a few drinks on Sat night. Kessler and best choice seven up. and it was free to boot. Felt like crap the past two mornings.
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I dunno if I'am getting sick or what, it feels like it then it goes away. Didn't even have a bowl at lunch.
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Dammit! I just got the ol bait and switch! Was shown some good herb, but what I bought was not the same. Feel like taking it back!
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That has happened to the wife before. They sure don't like it when I get involved. Hasn't happened again since the last "incident".
Man, this is the first time it has happen in a long time. If I had something else to fall back on I would, but just dont know. Guess I will let it go this time, but I will say something.
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Nothin worse. it can cause a feller to get violent.. If you didnt have a wife and kids to worry about Id suggest you become the police yourself and rectify this situation. but ya never know.... could be risky.
Its not that bad I guess. Only 40 bucks. The dude is a real little guy. I'am going to ask him about it and see what he says. He might have a good excuse.
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Yep, well the good stuff was gone, and well he didnt want to come back empty handed so. Whatever, I will not deal with that person again. In fact I wont buy anything regular again. Gotsta be the good, or no deal.
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Champ, you need a broom in the bathroom. If you thought hair on the seat was a problem before, it's like a bunch of animals have been in there. hr>
Ahh, yeah, we are taking care of that. In the mean time just go out back in the woods.
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I sh*t wherever i dam well please hr>
Oh, look a Snickers!
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Pirates, huh? Hmmmmm!
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Quick D , hide your stash , the Fuzz just walked in !
Boys, I'm gonna have to take that back to the house..I mean station to have that analyzed.
Coming next fall on CBS:
CSI: Crime Shed
No way! This place has Amsterdam rules. That was established a while ago.
LMAO! Crime shed
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If you let me drive the cop car and shoot your gun , i'll roll one for ya Roscoe . img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Going out this weekend to shoot the .45 Seems I've got about 500 rounds that won't fit in my ammo storage (you don't even want to know how much is in there ). And, I still have to go get my monthly allotment of 200 rounds. BR>
Hellyeh, hit the lights and siren too. It's freaks people out. hr>
That is a good problem to have.
Hellyeh- I can drive and roll at the same time. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Champ- you dont have to worry about me drinkin up the profits no more, I think I might be done drinkin for a lil while, if not forever. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
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No really, it kicks my ass so bad its not even fun anymore. I cant drink two beers without having a weird feeling in my stomach, and if I drink whiskey I dunno when to quit. Be better for me if I just give it up and stick to the greenery. A 50 dollar sack-o-jaweeah will last me a week or two, I spend that in one night at the bar easily.
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If I ever win the lottery, or get enough ahead where I don't have to keep this job, I'll definitely be in the green again. Since I had to stop, I've probably added 15 alcohol related pounds. Of course, there would be the munchie related weight too.
I dunno, I get the munchies, but I think my metabolism keeps the weight off. I have got to start my weights and cardio soon to be in good shape by spring. The money I will save and the abuse my body takes will be way less.
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Pass the hooka, its been a long day.
Anyone ever take that chaser+ stuff? Its supposed to make the agony of a hang over be non-existant. Also, have heard that vitamin b works, dunno.
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I leave the bar in Dumass' hands for a little bit and now scooter is becoming Norm, and Dumass has a houka.....LMAO.
TPR
Hey, that houka was here from day one. You just didn't know where I was hiding it. This place has that Amsterdam cafe' type atmosphere ya know.
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Kinda feels like you left the kids in charge of the house while on vacation?
Funny story about that. Parents were always coming back 1-2 days early. No big deal, learned to adjust. Well, they go to FL to see my grandparents. Gone for two weeks. 8 days have gone by. Got a friend I literally grew up with over. We're in the basement, smoking some hash out of a bong, watching Hogans Heros. (100 times funnier that way) Got the doors open, and told another friend just to come on in. So we're pretty wasted, and we hear the storm door open. Think it's my friend. Then someone laughs. I say, that sounds exactly like my Grandmothers laugh. That was one of the biggest suprises I got. Seems like the smoke cloud hanging from the ceiling was a foot thick. Still, that was some kick ass lebanese gold. hr>
Scoot- LMAO! I never had to worry about it. I lived in the basement with a buddy who moved out here to get away from his troubles in the city. My bong was always out, we smoked up all the time, had people over all the time, and I never once got my ass chewed for smoking herb. We would smoke the whole house up man! Mom would come down stairs to do lundry and my friends would freak out trying to hide stuff, LOL! I just sat there and fired away. She would come in there and talk to all of us, oh it was funny! Then again I have been around this type stuff ever since I was born. All my uncles and aunts tell me I cut my teeth on Marlboro packs, Busch cans, and Zig-Zag boxes. I saw a pic of me as a baby with a zig-zag box in my hands and a huge smile on my face. Lots of pics of me with beer cans, or cigs. I have lots of memories that all came to me at like age 14 when I went AH-HA!!
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LMAO! I had a Sonic tray. Countless times my mom saved my bag from the laundry. Hell I asked her for 40 bucks one day, she says what for, so I told her. A bag of weed. She gave it to me. I've smoked with my dad a few times, never seen mom do it, but yeah she rocked too!
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Champ!! Bring us a round and fire up the houka. BR>
Here's to Mom's that rocked. BR>
Hey!! Look!!! (just checking)
Here, here!!
( I looked again
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You got it pardner! One double coming up!
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hi everyone, PC gets to the zone. Very sad indeed.
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OFC is in a fine mood. BRW got all upset, he admited it.
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Oh, no one gets away without payment. I have been keeping a tab for each of you , and if you cant afford it then TPR and I will have to use "other" means to get our money. Ya know, break legs, cut off fingers, ass rape! Things like this. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
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I would just like to take this time to thank TPR for giving me such a responsability! Also, thank you to all the regulars! May the beer flow like Niagra Falls, the shots like a skeet club, and the material burnin'.
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Sad story. A guy that was a few years older then me died in a car accident the other night. He and his wife got into an arguement and he took off for the bar. He stayed there most the night until he had enough, called a buddy and said I'am coming out there to stay the night. Guys wife called buddy and asked if he had seen her husband. He says no and goes looking for him. Finds his buddy about 1 mile away dead. How bad would that be on the wife at home??
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How bad would that be on the wife at home?? hr>
She is prolly a heartless biznatch.. Causing him grief and he had enough...
I didnt know him very well, or his wife for that matter, but what I did know of him was good. You know you might be right, but she is probably thinking the same thing about herself. Its not her fault or his, just his time to go.
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Nothing will change around here. TPR is still the owner. He just has to handle his business.
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I didnt know him very well, or his wife for that matter, but what I did know of him was good. You know you might be right, but she is probably thinking the same thing about herself. Its not her fault or his, just his time to go.
Whiskey lullubye comes to mind
No, cuz he didn't drink himself to death. He just wrecked while drunk. It could have happen to any of us. Get pissed at the lady, go have a few drinks, head out to a buddys place, then bam! All done.
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Doesn't that become a tax write off now?
Interesting to see his "expense" report. hr>
It does now since he's claimin it as medicinal. BR>
I'd prolly piss myself seein that one. hr>
LMAO! My expense report is when I really think about it, but fock it who wants a beer!
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Ya know what would be nice, turn this place into an old english pub. That way I can have a double size pint mug behind the bar ready and waiting so when I walk in the door Dumass can fill it and give it to me. And I'll be able to smoke me pipe in peace and comfort with a nice pint of ale.hr>
LOL, this guy that ones a bar here in town is in it every day. He has a large mug with a bell on it. All he has to do is just rrriiiinggg-rrrrrrinnnngggg and bam he gets a fill up. Its great!
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Rrrrriiiiinnnnngggggg-rrrrrrriiiinnnnngggg! I'll have another.
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(Throughs Fred out.....again!) Scoot- you have permisson to use whatever force needed to keep this a respectable establishment. Wouldn't want to make Phantom Inc. look bad.
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Good afternoon everyone....looks like the place is being well kept....except the part where Scooter decided to lie under the beer tap itself...small healthcode violation, but big on the fun factor....
Just to make your lives easier, and more entertaining, I am having a penalty box created where if someone like Fred shows up, the new bouncer over there, his name is Tank, he grabs the offending person, takes them into the penalty box and smacks them around for 2 minutes. After that, they can stay, or leave. If they stay, and cause a problem again, it's 5 minutes in the box, then they are ejected from the premises. Should be loads of fun...BR>
TPR
LMAO!! Sounds good! If we have two patrons that want to duke it out, we will let them until one of them hits the ground, then its over and both go to the penalty box.
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Does anyone throw rocks in here? hr>
I'd watch out for Raptory when he gets in here. He throws TV bricks.
I thought it was ok to get stoned at the bar. Amsterdam rules and all.
LOL, yes Amsterdam rules.....not arabic rules.
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A champion is not defined by a multi million dollar contract, or a huge endorsement, but yet what they have in their hearts.
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LMAO! My pooh is easy identifiable! It looks like water with a few floaties. LOL
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MrD give me a sledge hammer, not the drink, a 20 lb sledge, this monkey is done for.
See if Motox still has his paddle. I thought I heard him talking about spanking it earlier.
LMAO!! I bet he does plenty of that in the next 6-8 weeks.
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Valenetines day special is chilli dogs. Bring your sweetie in for some brew and chilli. Later on we will get the fart contest going.
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LOL! I had tacos last night. We will have different events, like loudness, length, smell, and form.
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Anyone (hiccup) want another (faaarrrrttt) chilli dog (burrrrppp).?
Excuse me.
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(POOOWWW!!!) I just put him out of his misery! Help me put him in the back room for shipment to the crab traps.
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Man TPR leaves the bar and this place goes to Sh!t. hr>
LOL, well I'am doing the best I can. Would help to have respectful patrons.
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Awwwight, the place will get a major cleaning tonight. Tomarrow there will be a sign that says "if you make the mess, you clean it up!!"
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Well looky there its nice and purty smellin in here (runs outside, waves hand behind ass vigorously) So.. the special today is fried grouper.
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Was that a crawling turd outside? hr>
IF anyone sees that thing again.....KILL IT! I think it has babies!
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I feel like having a cig this am, someone toss one on over. Hmmm, special today is fried chicken, mashed tators with gravy, corn or green beens, biscuts and a salad. The drink special is draft Stag.
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I feel like having a cig this am, someone toss one on over. Hmmm, special today is fried chicken, mashed tators with gravy, corn or green beens, biscuts and a salad. The drink special is draft Stag. hr>
Mmmmm........I thought I said nomore talking about good fixins!hr>
Ya only got a half hour till you get to eat. Dont be going over to the walmarts either! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Hey 1of4, pull my finger!
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I'm sure we'll have it back to it's low standards in no time. But it is nice to walk across the floor and not have my shoe get stuck. The wife was becoming supsicious of me only having one shoe lately.
I think this pump must belong to Motox. No stripper with any sense of style would have a heel that low.
LOL, or a foot that size. BR>
I think I'll take this here hooka and take a time out in the penalty box.
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I always liked......"Should of been a Cowboy, should have learned to rope and ride....wearing my six shooter riding my pony on a cattle drive".....
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Aww man....someone light a match, but keep it away from my ass! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
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Dumass! Beer for my horses and Whiskey for my men! It's been a rough day on the trail. hr>
Yeah!! Thats what I'am talking about!!
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Dumass Lounge inspection memo 1A-62....
Appropriate jukebox selections: Upon inspection of the jukebox, I have found several violations that only MrDumass could have done because he is the only one with keys to the jukebox....
From now on, there will be no more Milli Vanilli, Culture Club, Cher, Barry Manilow, Celiene Dion, Madonna, Judy Garland, Barbara Streisand, John Tesh, or any showtune of any type. Such violations will result in dumass getting a 15 minute penalty with Tank.
TPR
LMFAO!!
Got dammit! I thought I erased all that stuff!
(goes back to the penalty box for a fresh bowl)
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Have you guys heard Toby Keith's "It's time for me to ride"? I love that song, can you pull it up Dumass? I think it is on the CD with "I love this Bar", number 3 I think.
(Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon)
Ain't got no tricks left up my sleeve
Ain't got no reason to believe
Yeah I been lookin' for a sign
Love shouldn't be so hard to find
I've been sleepin' on your couch
Just been layin' here alone
I been doin' without oh you've been doin' me wrong
Nothing left here to decide
Think it's time for me to ride
Put my back out on the highway
Feel that wind all in my face
Breathe some air that tastes like freedom
Yeah let that be my saving grace
Somebody loved, somebody lied
I believe it's time for me to ride
Should've known right from the start
I couldn't tame your faithless heart
I could see the writing on the wall
Never been the kind to crawl
Girl you're never satisfied
I believe it's time for me to ride
Put my back out on the highway
Feel that wind all in my face
Breathe some air that tastes like freedom
Yeah let that be my saving grace
Somebody loved, somebody lied
I believe it's time for me to ride
Put my back out on the highway
Feel that wind all in my face
Breathe some air that tastes like freedom
Yeah let that be my saving grace
Somebody loved, somebody lied
I believe it's time for me to ride
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Reading this whole thread is dues paid in full
thought they were playing country when I walked in bet Mr.D listens to that stuff so he can dance by himself all alone .
but I'll have a Wiskey If you don't mind strait up , hope you've got some good stuff .
If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. BR>
Only the best stuff around here.
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Did someone just say they wanted a hydro colonic? BR>
Oh pina coladas my bad. hr>
Did someone say hyrdoponics?? Oh no not a Colonic!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
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If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. hr>
Hmmm... Billy Idols - dancin with my self. Or, The Vapors - I think I'm turnin Japanese. hr>
I was thinking of that song in Silence of the Lambs...when the guy puts his unit between his legs and dances in the mirror. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
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......OR "Do you really want to hurt me.....do you really want to make me cry".....OL
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(goes to reach for hooka...WTF!! Puts self in penalty box to have a RollYourOwn)
(Walking to the box...staring at the strippers...walks right into the wall)
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If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. hr>
Hmmm... Billy Idols - dancin with my self. Or, The Vapors - I think I'm turnin Japanese. hr>
I was thinking of that song in Silence of the Lambs...when the guy puts his unit between his legs and dances in the mirror. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">hr>
Stop now!! I think Scooter is Pie eyed and has a dollar for your thong. hr>
It's a roll of pennies and he needs it on the front side. hr>
Aww, been looking at my unit, huh!? (slaps Scoot in face with it) Is that a better look??img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
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This is the song I should be singing......
My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes and I'm busted
Cotton is down to a quarter a pound, but I'm busted
I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay
A big stack of bills that gets bigger each day
The county's gonna haul my belongings away cause I'm busted.
I went to my brother to ask for a loan cause I was busted
I hate to beg like a dog without his bone, but I'm busted
My brother said there ain't a thing I can do,
My wife and my kids are all down with the flu,
And I was just thinking about calling on you 'cause I'm busted.
Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when he's busted
The food that we canned last summer is gone and I'm busted
The fields are all bare and the cotton won't grow,
Me and my family got to pack up and go,
But I'll make a living, just where I don't know cause I'm busted.
I'm broke, no bread, I mean like nothing
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Ok, I have done some research and came up with the following promotion.....Friday's will be Ladie's Night, add to that Dollar Pitcher Night.....and "We'll Cash Your Payroll Check Night.....ALL COMBINED!!!! That should pack the house and make big bucks!!!
Dammit Dumass.....WHY IN THE HE!! IS THERE ZIMA AND WINE COOLERS IN THE FRIDGE?!?!?!
Oh, they're 3of4's special stash....I understand now.BR>
Just don't let it get out of hand.
TPR
LMAO!! Is there anything that can stay hidden from TPR?
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I prefer to think of it as more of a spray. BR>
Did you ever notice how women like to put a rug on the bathroom floor? I used to think it was a decoration. Then I discovered, that when you take that first pee in the morning, and it comes out looking like your spraying your windshield, they make great mops. hr>
LMFAO!! The streams get crossed and it makes a mess.
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Good thinking on the monkey ,Moto should get the mokey some salt peter ,it's supposed to cool the labido ,then we wouldn't have so many stains to clean up ,
say when do the strippers get here ?hr>
The strippers are not here??? Great, wait till TPR finds out about this! BR>
Oh wait.....there they are.....just coming out of the penalty box.
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LMFAO!!! TPR- you never cease to amaze me brotha!
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Whhhoooo-hooooooo!! Shake it baby!! (monkey get out of the way) Yeah honey thats right!! (monkey if you dont move right now) Thats good, right there! ( Oh, thats not monkey, thats her bush hanging out) 1of4- this one needs groomed, can you help?
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Mr.D I can help that stripper with a trim ,I gave enough hair cuts to some of my fellow soliders in Iraq ,
( talking to the stripper ) ok now hold still this won't hurt a bit , hey guys do we want any thing left on her?
Go for it, just a warning though.....them snappers can talk to you! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Iraq, huh? Do you mind me asking what you were doing, how long you had been, and are you going back?
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Breakfast! MMMM- anyone want a breakfast burrito?
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MrD why does this burrito wrap taste like salty boot leather? hr>
(Takes 1of4's wrap and wipes my ass with it) There, how is it now.
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hey 1of 4 on a side note was in Iraq april 03 to april 04 ,
That was me who asked. What did you do over there? Are you in the military? What branch if so?
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hey Moto I think your monkey needs his stomach pumped ,Mr.d what kind of seasoning did you have in that burrito ?????????????hr>
Its just something I had laying around the bar. You may have seen it moving across the floor from time to time, but not any more.
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Drink up men! Fire some weapons off! Slap some booty!
Its sooooo nice outside......and I have to work inside.
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(POWWWW)......(POOWWWW)......(POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POWWW!!!!!)
We just (POWWW) added a shooting range (POWWW) out back! (closes back door)
This way if you need to let out a little aggression by firing off some rounds, you dont have to go far. Also, cuts down on repairing the holes in the walls and roof.
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HEY Bitches!! Let the man breathe!!! Scoot, you ok man?? Here have a drink. Look at youself in that mirror, you have a few slug trails on your face. WOW! Even have some clam rash on your ear!
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Easy there Scooter, you just been through a tramatic experience. Just sit back and relax. I'll handle this for ya. hr>
Oh, good I was hoping a man of valour would show up.......can you check out the ladies room for me.
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That's it!!!! With all this deviant behavior runnin rampant I'm gonna quit hangin out in this place. (Pulls pecker in and zips up fly). hr>
Thats what that was.......Thought you had a 3rd leg all this time. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0">
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"Misty meet 1of4, 1of4 meet Misty", "Misty here thinks she can take that whole cane" Whadda ya say, wanna see if its true? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">
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The old school Turkish assassins had it good!! All they did was hang around having sex with concubines and smoking hash all day. Until they got an order to go out and do a hit.
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Never get your "materials" a week in advance. I ate way to many X's and smoked way to much of my stuff I was saving for fishin. Maybe after this trip I will take a hiatis from material, just to make sure I'am not addicted.
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hey Mr.D could we get some air freshners in here , ? , between that funky monkey and what scooter did this last weekend ,it's just raqnk in here , I've been in cleaner smelling sewers .
(cracks window, and lights match) there ya go.
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Whoaa! Where did everyone go?? (sniffs pits) Nope..fresh there. (bends down to tie shoe) Ewwwww-hewwww!! Someones undies are under the table! Where is monkey......WHERE IS SCOOTER! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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I seen him run out earlier mumbling something about monkey giving him a sore throat.
LMAO!!
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hey Mr.D can we get some disinfectent for the bar stools you never know what scooter did or where .WHAT DID I JUST PUT MY HAND IN that is so gross .BR> Well that was either from Scooter or the monkey I don't want to know . (wipeing my hands on a bar towel )
We'll bust out the rubber suits later......but I cant garuntee they will be used for cleaning. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0">
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Time sure flies when your having fun.
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Maybe we should drop off monkey in the PSAR thread for a while. hr>
Do you know what monkey would do to them poor fellas?
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Do you know what monkey would do to them poor fellas? hr>
Give them sore throats? hr>
LMFAO!!
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If your wife/gf ever cheats on you....make sure you get her to make it all better by partaking in a 3 some with you and another women.....then drop that bitch.
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Maybe we should drop off monkey in the PSAR thread for a while. hr>
I wondered how this all got started.
Yeah, by you getting gang banged over there! hr>
I do have to sit down slow and kinda slide easy in the chair.
Hemirroids??
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Maybe we should drop off monkey in the PSAR thread for a while. hr>
I wondered how this all got started.
Yeah, by you getting gang banged over there! hr>
I do have to sit down slow and kinda slide easy in the chair.
Hemirroids??
I think material at bings shed would cure it.
Well, there are anti-oxidents in material...so I will take you up on that. WAIT!! I dont have them!!
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Crown and seven.....or even a margarita for this dumass!
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Where is border patrol when you need them??
I heard Arizona is wanting to pay the National Guard to come out there and help.
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Might not go to sleep tonight, just so I will get that much more buzzed tomarrow.
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Good to see Scoot is feeling better. Bloody Mary anyone?
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Hey! I'm just buyin' breakfast. I ain't cookin' it too.
In that case I think I will partake in the grub. On second thought I see MrD diggin in his butt again, OMG! he's fisting himself. hr>
I'AM NOT FISTING MYSELF!!! (AAAAAHHHH) THE MONKEY IS TRYING TO HIDE IN MY ASS!!!
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All I said was that I had a banana for breakfast and the next thing I know theres a dam monkey in my ass. Good thing is that I dont need a colon cleasing in a while, bad thing is I wont be able to control my movements for a lil while.
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What did you do swallow the banana whole? If you did, don't woory about bringing a sleeping bag!hr>
Somebody get this guy laid. BR>
Trixie.....Motox...Motox.....Trixie.....Have a good time brotha.
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Sorry Motox, Trixies for kids. hr>
Not this Trixie....she is for when your lady is having a kid.
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I want a refund, I had to swirl it around like it was in a coffee can!hr>
You were in the wrong hole!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0"> Trixie knows some tix and they are derived from the all powerful kegels.
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Ewww! Dumass coem here and look at this on my.....hr>
(gets out tweezers) Its just a tic. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Monkey is clean, he has been vaccinated to the fullest extent to be able to hang here.
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Yo MrD I need a drink spinnin is thirsty work. BR>
Just gimme the bottle ........ not that one! I saw monkey doing squat thrusts with it.
First he squatted on it then he thrusted in it. hr>
LOL!! Here ya go...this one has never been squated, or thrusted.
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LOL!! Here ya go...this one has never been squated, or thrusted. hr>
I used that on Trixie! hr>
Trixie told me about that....said you had whiskey d!ck and had to finnish herself. BR>
Figured 1of4 might like whiff/taste of that.
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I can't taste my beer!!!!
Looks like I need a refill, Dumass. Make it a tall one too.
Smatter, burn your mouth on something hot?
TWO tall ones coming up, might as well start out double fisted.
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Wheeew! What a day in the bar! Gotta take me a break and have a bit of herb.
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Wheeew! What a day in the bar! Gotta take me a break and have a bit of herb. hr>
I missed Material Bear..Its good to see him Back img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Funny how you get all focked up and place mis-place something....only to find it after you get focked up again.
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LMAO!! Lots of fun times in this bar!
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Drink up...its buy one get one for the next hour.
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"Livin on closing time.....living on closing time!!"
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Did I tell you guys that we found out Trixie was the one in the Mt. Dew video...we traded her for two sets of twins. One blonde set....one brunette set...they also agreed to dye their hair to red upon request.
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MMMM...get to get back into the bbq'n now that spring is here. Not that I totally quit during winter...just have more fun in the spring hanging outside.
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Better to smell like fish....then like monkey.
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Better to smell like fish....then like monkey. hr>
What if the monkey smells like fish?
Or, what if the fish smells like monkey?
I think we all have found its best to leave it alone if monkey had anything to do with it.
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Better then dynamite. I'd never slip something in someones drink......except for my own.
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Oh look a dollar on the floor!! (Trys to grab it, but it moves away) WTF?? Motox!!
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Fire up that hooka...pour out some shots....TPR is gunna be a daddy!!!! WOOOOOTTT!
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It's always the ugly dog that gets adopted at the pound first. hr>
At least Im getting adopted! hr>
Two words Motox, animal testing. hr>
No, you have motox cornfused with OFC....he is the one into the beastality. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.
Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.
They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.
Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.
Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.
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Well steak and bj night was a failure at home, but it sure was a hit here last night. Dumass, see if TPR can add that as a regular thing. hr>
Yeah...we might have to switch it up a lil with something like burgers, brats, and doggystyle night or something to this effect.
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Mmmm...lets see for lunch here I will have some them fish taco's TPR used to talk about and a side order of nacho's....smoothered.
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LOL, dude at the local lumber yard we do buisness with, got ordered one them flamming drinks and he didn't blow it out before he went to drink it....it burnt his face.
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Hook me up with the hooka, a few valium, and two crown and sevens.....its been that kind of morning.
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Well, we'll know where to find you later, anyway. BR>
Ladies, give that man a lap dance. Before he loses consciousness. hr>
Sh*t...that is just a warm-up.
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Nothing like a good morning buzz to start the day off right. BR>
Mmm...jelly beans (eats a handfull)
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I'd try viagra once...just to see what happens.
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You know what I haven't had in a while....White Russians....hmmmm, tonight maybe
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I'd go for a white Russian also ,as long as she was willing .hr>
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(see's man in bio suit and runs away)
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(comes back in...) Whats going on here? Where is monkey??
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MrD you need to stop serving those drunks at Table 11. Their putting dollar bills in D4's speedos when he walks by. hr>
(Takes dollar back out of D4's undies)
I dont serve anyone....thats Juanita's table.
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Drink up! Motox brought home his healthy lil girl! This calls for a drunkfest!
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That does it table 11......OUT!! All of you! Dont make me call Armand!
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I was by passing tank and calling Armand to clean up the mess I was about to make.
Posted by: MrDumass
Ut oh...I lost the zone. BR>
Abuse and Lose
Statutory Reference: 577.500
If ordered by the court, anyone under the age of 21 years of age may have his or her driving privilege suspended or revoked for any one of the following reasons:
1. Any alcohol related traffic offense.
2. Any offense involving the possession or use of alcohol while operating a motor vehicle.
3. Any offense involving the possession or use of a controlled substance.
4. Any offense involving the alteration, modification or misrepresentation of a driver license.
5. A second offense involving the possession or use of alcohol by someone under 18 years of age.
Posted by: MrDumass
(slams down beer and grabs another) Whats going on?
Posted by: MrDumass
In that case I better get the ladies back out here and in tip top shape.
(walks in back room and finds Stacy sniffin Carries farts) WHAT THE HELL! Get your ass's out there and make some money!
Posted by: MrDumass
There are always piles of dollar billz laying round.
Posted by: MrDumass
I better have another beer...but this is the last one...I'am moving on to whiskey.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Yep, damn revenuers. BR>
Time for a shot!
Dam, I had to look that one up. Thanks for educating me a lil today.
Posted by: MrDumass
RedWings for everyone! Cept me, I dont like the taste of blood. I'll have a crown and seven.
Posted by: MrDumass
Todays special is hot wings and busch bottles. Also, long island teas and open face roast beaf.
Posted by: MrDumass
Whoooooaaaaaa! Who put the spanish fly in this pair of panties!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Posted by: MrDumass
Slaps bar keep in the head! (dont you know who that is!!) Sorry about that TPR....here is two cold Sierra Nevada's at the temp of your liking.
Strippers have been good lately, might need to switch some out with another bar here soon, I think these are gettin used pretty hard.BR>
C mon fellas...the sign says no shoes, no shirt, no pants......no service.
