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Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx


I say the last one sober has to pull the plug. hr>


I havnt had a drink in over 20 years.......Give me something quick!!

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx

Of all the times to come to the bar MWQ. hr>


Its all about timing!?

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx


If there ever was a legitimate reason to start, this would be it. hr>


Does material count?

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx


Amsterdam rules. BR>
Maybe I should have worded it as whoever has the best grip on reality. Shoot, I'm out right from the start. hr>


count me out too

Posted by: mywifesquad

I love editing posts? BR>
how about you LTZ?

Posted by: mywifesquad

yes

Posted by: mywifesquad

Im thinking of a new title right now.

Im thinking


"The locked Until Monday AM Zone"


What do you think?

Any other suggestions?

Posted by: mywifesquad

Thats awful nice of you J4K.

Im now thinking until tuesday. That way I take some punishment too. Were all basically in this together. Thats why the SZ logo went back. Almost every spinner who was in the zone at the time quoted the origional message. sorry Im rambling.

Posted by: mywifesquad

Freebird is a Upstanding Citizen. He didnt send in a mod report, but apparantly didnt see any of it either.

Posted by: mywifesquad

im getting tired but I am finally done.

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy


I did start a picking boogers thread.. And it got deleted hr>


It got its name changed to:

The Daily Spin Zone and other pertinent information!! Backup in case of lock up.

Its being held in reserve in case its needed again.

Posted by: mywifesquad

This is a fascinating place, thats for sure!

Posted by: mywifesquad

Hi everyone who isnt here right now.

Posted by: mywifesquad

Cat Scratch Fever

Posted by: mywifesquad

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Hey Twin!BR>
Nothin Like a little Teddy Nuge to get ya goin. hr>


Hi Bro!! BR>
Thanks to FB Ive got a endless supply.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I have set in motion the tools necessary to promote positive discussion....this is seperate from all that. Just look at how much all of you have helped that guy in the suzuki r vs. honda r thread.
I am the champ, that's all I stated, and I thanked everyone. I'm just staking my claim!!!

The Phantom......pulls off a perfect 4 point pose......


Whilst the phantom is down in that 4 Point Pose OFC Unreins his QH Stallion To show TPR what he really thinks You beetter not move Cuz MD, MWQ M26 RL & OFC are all pointing guns at your head LOAO cuz you gonna get rode lil boy

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I flushed the trophy, so I'am the Champion!!!!hr>


OHHH WOW in my attempts to dethrone dumass with an image of a plunger unplugging a turd clogged throne. i ran across this
http://www.angelfire.com/crazy2/tomdotcom/sh@thappens.html Replace the @ with an i when you past it in the browser. Sh@T HAPPENS

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

you know what phantom.. YOU CAN SUCK IT cuz
Link removed due to theory of virus.??? I didnt know and dont think its one. but for safteys sake i removed it. Sorry....
To all who doubt the great OFC, The Phantom has nothin on me. I have everything on the phantom

I will deliver the Champions speach on monday... for now i must hit the dusty trail.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

That should not be a virus. LMAO Its just a stupid window that bounces back and forth and you have to either rightclick the task bar to close it or goto task manager. Iv opend it a mmillion times and never had a virus or warning from it. Dont blame me for unsavvy Internet usage Thus I am the champion

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Samson you missed the extension on that link no worky
Aww ight you fixed it He is one sexy man.... No?

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Yeah....now this is a competition...There is no classification for testicular or non testicular classification, the challenge is open to anyone and the more the merrier.

The Phantom...is tough to beat though.....


The only thing the phantom could ever beat is his meat.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

OFC has a fantastic interrigation tactic to sell to the US Government. Just lay a johnsonvill braut out on the table and Slam it with a waffle head meat tenderizer img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">I bet they would understand that and git to talkin

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs

The Phantom....would just bite the braut!


ROFLMAOimg src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


well Then i guess we'll have to pull all his teeth out one at a time so he can only gum it

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

My SoBe Cap says "Drain The Lizard"... So are they sayin when i finish my beverage i will need to pee. is it like subliminal messaging? once you begin to think about haveing to pee. then you cant stop. Its like riding down a bumpy road and you have to pee and the driver just laughs and laughs and all the sudden since you had to pee they have to and they stop

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs

I thought it was cause I whipped it out and threatened to go on the floorboard? hr>


Here is the problem with your threat. I have a gun and a knife. and a BBQ so may have a shishka bob be like Hannibal and feed you your own wanger

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

you know the deck hand on a charter boat is also titled a "Master Baiter"

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Its OK Phantom. OFC has a full head of hair but Yet agin is bald Them dam clippers just glide on thru and clean it up. Bald people look mean and angry

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
That was so funny....someone should start another one again in another forum, and see who can't figure it out.....

The Phantom.....wants his Zuki thread back.....


I had stomach cramps from laughing so hard. No way I have laughed so hard in at least 15-20 years. I was actually ROTFLMFAO.

MWQ had fallen..............................................and couldnt get up.


The Phantom has His Zuki Thread Back /a>

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I'm glad I have impacted so many.....believe it or not I have fans from around the world....

The Phantom.....rises to every occasion...


Oh yes im sure you do.. So what you have a Japanese paper fan? and east indian palm fan? an african basket fan? a swiss rotary fan? I know its hot in Cali and all. one can never have to many fans.

OFC... Enjoys Air Conditioning in his Office on hot summer days

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
It takes a lot to be the champ, and I have what it takes....



LOL....here we go again...TPR...I told you before, I'm the champ img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> j/k


OFC...Would like to experience RC's champion skills

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
Let's see...I have MWQ and RD's votes, and I think OFC can be persueded by my "champion skills" (LMAO)...So since I have more votes, that makes me the leading champ...LOL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

RC...is the champion of "IT" all... hr>


Votes for RC as Champion... Could be swayed by further female competition
MWQ = Yes
RD = Yes
RL = Yes - could be swayed by a certain Female
MrD = Yes - could be swayed by a certain Female
M26 = Yes - could be swayed by a certain Female
OFC = Needs Some persuasion as he is the true champ BR>

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
OFC = Needs Some persuasion as he is the true champ hr>


LOL I knew you'd say something like that. hr>


OFC = King of the Champs
RC = Princess of champs Queen status is hard to obtain

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Has the phantom heard of that new laser treatment to make your hair start growing. Lasers are amzing tools. they can slice, dice, make you hair not grow, and make your hair grow. they can point things out, entertain cats, next they will have a laser stimulator for pleasure

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Ya know TPR Chicks dig a shed. hell the bigger the shed the bigger the tool right So they see a strapping young balding man with a shed big enough to park an f350 under and they like. OHH YEAH BIG DOG come out and play. Of course only to there dissapoint ment In gathering skin to cover the shed it made the tool a bit smaller poor TPR..


Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I bet MWQ and Samson Got Beef with Dumass.. as Dumass lil Lady still has a Sexy Tummy

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I bet RC got OFC's beef! I mean uhhhh........ yeah j/k

BTW remember I said that because she has had two kids, and its still sexy IMO. One of these days I'll get a second, third, fourth and so on opinion. If I can sneak a pic of it that is.hr>


Ummm I only got one lil sausage link I aint got No Beef Tube Steak When i see lil smokies in the crock pot i cringe as they remind me of my tool

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

On occasion I become inspired and come up with great torture devices for interigation purposes. so in the old english days they had the stocks and guitines and what not. well im thinkin a box where you strap the person with the info you wish to obtain on they back and they stare up thru a toilet seat. then you bring in a mammoth Sumo guy that has some major rumbling in his bowels and plop his ass on the rim. tell the feller he has about 30 seconds before he gets it i bet they would talk

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: motox26
HEY, you leave the monkey out of this grandma! Why don't you just go park your stoned arse in a ditch. You got a better chance of walking thru he!! with 5 gallons of gas than mess with me taint sniffer!hr>


Dam i was gonna reply for Duckmen i better let him do that

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I am reading the warriors Writings and I notice an uncanty resemblance to that of wich TPR attempts to portray. Is TPR a Warrior Copycat ??? or is TPR the warrior BR>
OFC... Thinks TPR idolizes the warrior The worrior is a good man to look up to if your gonna have to pick one

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Catterman
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad

Of course not you!! I still dont understand why you got so excited about my milk thoughts, but I definitely like you.

Ya, sorry about the milk thing. It is just that I really enjoy milk!!!!hr>


Ummm Dont forget i was excited with Cattermen about your Anti Milk stance Growin up on a dairy i surely drank my fair share of milk. and still do. and its having such a postitive physical effect on the girls of tomorrow ( o Y o ) yup bigger and bigger wont know if they are 14 or 28 before long... wait i cant tell now

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen


HA HA take that OFC! Better not get to smart ass, couple more games to go.


your talkin smack about minorleague ball dear God.

I boycotted all proffesional sports except motorcycles and quads and horses many years ago. It just pisses me off that these bitches whine about makin a few hundred K a year and whine about makes a few million a year and rape the fans. Your general Fan of the athletics is gonna be some blue collar dude. ticket prices are outgragous... When i was a lil poor white trash kid commin out the trailer we would got marineers games and tickets was a dollar I remeber goin to seahawk games for a couple bucks aswell. sonics the same. now you look at the prices these days and allotta people have to work a full day just to get into the game. THATS BULLSH!T if ya ask me. Greed will destroy all. Capitolism is the best system around. but it also can lick ass at times.


Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I want a Rhino with an RX1 Motor BR>

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I want a Rhino with an RX1 Motor hr>


What dont you want to have one of them motors in it? hr>


Well the rx1 would be a good match for the Rhino. As it its a sled motor.. so variable speed tranny or whatever w/ reverse. they have also got over 400hp outta that motor in sleds HOOO RAAA can you say Drag Rhino BR>
If its a bike im sittin on i wanna shift. So i would say R-1 motor. now if i wanna still jump and chit i say R-6. Get your facts straight Dumass. Gosh

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">BR>
Oh yeah. I have a differnt motor in mind for every application.... I want a Husaberg FC550 for my MX Quad OOOOHHHH YEAH BABAY

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Hey Champ.. Since your the Champ. you wanna tell me What the spacing on my Roll Steering stem is. Center to center on the Antivibe mounts is?

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Wasn't that one of the original options of the W-Tec Eraser quad till they settled on the KTM?

I do remember Husaberg testing a couple of prototype quads a few years back too.
TPR


Yessir i remember the Husaberg quads aswell... I dunno if they was gonna put that in the Wtec. maybe the FC or FE 450? Husaberg had the FE650e or whatever the letters is in a quad.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

The champ aint such a champ. WTF master of all quad information .. Is it 100 mm on centers?

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Hmmm. I just had an idea.. I know a few people who weld aluminum. I have them scrap a peice onto the Billet dashboard i have. then bore it out. I dont know if im skilled enough to make a DWG for MWQ to Mill one off of

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I don't do numbers. Besides, you're talkin about a Roll Stem. I could get info on our stuff. I'll make a call and see if our guys know the Roll measurements.

TPR


your just supposed to know everything TPR

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

The spinzone fouled its first plug for me at 15:20 Zulu

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Its days like these that I sit here and and day dream. Its 66 degress, slight on and off rain, I should be ridding!!! What am I doing here???


59° and a slight drizzle with the sun thinkin about breakin thru

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

you have a z400 dude. Only 1 answer. Yoshimura

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Yoshimura aint sompin to be thought about litely. They may not produce the peak HP like some pipes but i can tell ya what you gain down low makes up for it

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

WOAH 1 of 4.. the power aint wasted. I can assure you of that. Its nice to hit a hill and just Jam up it and have power to spare

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I dunno. I ride in allotta Rock crawling Nasty Chit you typically wouldnt find a sport on and guys with utes would be winching. I find the raptor it pretty nice for it

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

But as you can see I am the champ.. Its time to head home and get some eats before goin out for my buddies birthday tonight.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

You didnt miss nuttin... Besides I'm The Champ!!!

Silly TPR always thinkin he's the champ. sheesh

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
This looks kinda interesting!!!


LOL.
Ok i just Ran the numbers from your house to the dunes.. 1008 miles should take you no more that 15 hours drivin like a grampa

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
2100....I am still the Champ!!BR>
TPR


Dream on Champ. I am at what 11130 Im the greatest champ

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Nothin for OFC

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Naw i was in the ladies room nailin a hooker doggy-style while she "powdered" her nose

Edited to keep you sickos from miss interpreting BTW All women are Hookers. They all want something for sex.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

you got it More drama on the lady front round these parts. Im gettin torn several differnt ways i dunno what to do.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Yup I know H. This chit just aint in the stars for me.. you da man. i just have to figure a way to execute such a plan.

A hell where is the ZeroDownPlan when ya need em?

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Yup H thats the Deal. It aint gonna be pretty.

ZeroDown Is in the hizzy and he always a has a plan..

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

How to pour a frightenly perfect Black & Tan:
Hold your pint glass at an angle, and fill just over halfwaywith Bass Ale on tap.
Slow the flow control on the Draught Guinness tap down to a trickle.
Fill to the top, letting Draught Guinness hit the side of the glass
or...
Pour Draught Guinness over an upside-down spoon to disperse the flow.
Let settle, and enjoy

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I think I would just rather have a good old marlboro and just puff on it like a cigar.


I tell ya what.. The marlbro 72's are some tasty lil stogies

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass


I agree, but those are cigs, I was talking Cubans. hr>


Talkin of cubans.. i was frollicking with this lil cuban gal ...

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Webopper
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I have never had Cuban material.


I has some of the green African stuff once...yea, that hurt me!!!


Africa is not known for a its ganjure in cultivating my friend

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I'm no fashion expert, but doesn't vodka go with anything?


This lil hussy last night was hittin the grey goose and 7 up. DAM NICE fake titties she had at the bar I considered askin to feel em.. but i didnt feel like doin the tango with her boyfriend after she said yes

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: motox26
My woman gets frisky with me when she's drunk, that's how she got pregnant!hr>


I know about this type.. i also got scars from drunk chicks

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I could use a drink.. I dont wanna think about the 900 bucks for tires on my truck and the 500+ for bindings and boots on my snowboard.. and then think about lift tickets or seasons pass. man alive..

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Webopper
Yea Champ...put OFC's on my tab...


Thatnx web. Im gonna be a broke SOB after this all..

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I feel your joy Dumbass.. I been in you shoes before nothin like a good solid poo to ease your sphincter and brighten your day

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Fine i will not use junlies stink finger

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Remember dumass. in the champs absense your the the champ you must be like the Vice Champ or sompin

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Yeah what dumass said. Merry christmas.. Drinks on OFC.. so give me a shout out and I'll pass ya a beverage

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I had quite a few drinks on Sat night. Kessler and best choice seven up. and it was free to boot. Felt like crap the past two mornings. hr>


Saturday night i had watermelon twist and 99 bananas with cranberyy juice... interesting. then i had apple twist with 99 bananas and cranberry.. also interesting. i wouldnt say they was the best..

sunday. i had black velvet and rootbeer schnapps with dr pepper. that was pretty focking good.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Nothin worse. it can cause a feller to get violent.. If you didnt have a wife and kids to worry about Id suggest you become the police yourself and rectify this situation. but ya never know.... could be risky.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I sh*t wherever i dam well please

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Care bears????????????

Judging by the avatars its gettin a little to fluffy in here.


Real Men have Care Bear Avatars!! hr>


I made him one.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
WoooHooo!!!!
I think there's a chick at WalMart that might want to work here. hr>


I had to hire her away from walmart. she is now dancing under my desk

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Aww yeah. The spinzone hit lockdown status over racial tension.. big surprise. People are too soft skinned. Buck up. BARTENDER get me a whiskey.... HELL MAKE IT A DOUBLE.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

All i know is all the PC crap just breeds a bunch of yella belly PU$$IES!!!

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I wish we could make noises like Crammer because I would be hitting the crybaby button right now.


LMAO.WAH WAH WAH WAH.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
OFC is in the worst mood I think since he has been herehr>


Why am i in a bad mood.. whats the bad mood read all about. Im a happy camper All smiley and smartassed.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I used to love the lil rascals yuou know buckwheat was quite the pioneer for black equality

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
How bad would that be on the wife at home?? hr>


She is prolly a heartless biznatch.. Causing him grief and he had enough...

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass


I didnt know him very well, or his wife for that matter, but what I did know of him was good. You know you might be right, but she is probably thinking the same thing about herself. Its not her fault or his, just his time to go.


Whiskey lullubye comes to mind

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Hey i picked the lock and inserted the tunes. you leave dumass alone..

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

looks like this months tax bill at the bar is gonna be outragious.. things really picked up since ya brought in the strippers

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
All I want for chrifmaf iv a new set of teef. hr>


Your gettin old huh? New dentures needed

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Bartender. Double Bubble BT with a Double Bubble Jack n coke please.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Bartender. Double Bubble BT with a Double Bubble Jack n coke please.


Monkey's waitin for you to get snockered. Lucky for you Monkey has his meat stuck in your bowlin ball. hr>


Funny Monky must be hung like a horse. all the girls tell my my fingers are bigger than most guys wangs

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I have a nice stainless cup that has a button on the lid. and an Oring seal. You can tip it shake it play catch with it and it still dont leak

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Im always down to test out the latest development in tippycups BARTENDER show me your boobies i mean how bout a round.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Mmmm My two favorite letters DD. hr>


Duckmen has a great email he should send to the spinners. Its a refresher course in the ABCDEF's of bra sizes obtained from everyones favorite

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Todays lesson in boobies has been sent Its not the same as it was outta hotmail but it works. i guess i could build a distribution list there.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

The Bra's made it thru at least to bopper

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Wheeew! What a day in the bar! Gotta take me a break and have a bit of herb. hr>


I missed Material Bear..Its good to see him Back img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

OK WOAH img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">I was just commin in for a drink.. Didn't realize under the new ownership the lounge was converterted to a G A Y B A R Im gonna back my way right the fock outta here!!! OFC on the CB Breaker Breaker 17... we go a major issue out here. This is a call out to all the roadies in the area.. You wanna fock up some G A Y B O Y S the lounge has been converted.. Went from strippers, to monkeys to eatin ass /i>

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I can't believe this.. The management aint around for 1 day and you all turn it into a G A Y B A R and the strippers aint lettin you HOMOS touch em this is truely a travesty.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Boys Id like you all to meet
Bambi She is a HOT young Strawberry blonde venison and she is perched and ready to please you boys

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I gotta get you guys on task here. MEN LIKE THESE

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Im checkin for new strippers.. i think i may hire her

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Its TOOOL TIME BABAY

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Inflatable Breasts Will Be allowed in the lounge

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

LMAO Final Fantasy

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Boys this gal just signed the contract. She is gonna be in charge of all the girls here at the Lounge
Brenda

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

LMAO.. I actually know this girl.. And her boobs aint this big Natasha

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Boys Stay away from hair ass and go for Ass Like That img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">/a>

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Another new employee img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">:
mmm mmm mmm

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

OHH DEAR GOD HELP US ALL... img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Hot Chick with Nice Pussy img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

I will be cumming in less that two hours and rosie is outta service and no i dont mean im goin to texas. and No i aint got a jar of penut butter

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

You could always check out Picking Boogers. A Hazardous Task?

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Maybe I should start an outhouse thread.

If you don't like the stink, stay out of the thread and if your in the outhouse, use it for its intended purpose.


I did start a picking boogers thread.. And it got deleted

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

aww sounds like there is going to be remodeling discounts on food and sevices around the loungs

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
OM! The zone is gone......again! Hope its not for long. hr>


yeah it needed a cleansing

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
OM! The zone is gone......again! Hope its not for long. hr>


yeah it needed a cleansing hr>



Like a duesch type cleasing? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">


it aint german dumass nice spelling BR>
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Looks like the JAPanese are buying up all the threads in ATVc Phantom sold out.

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

YOU HOSERS!!! gettin the spin locked. lol

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Well im not a member of that childsplay forum. so i can't offer TPR any support. I'll mail him a jockstrap he should be fine

Posted by: OneFlyCowboy

Originally posted by: DuneDragin

thong thursday!

2 for 1 drinks happy hour for the gents wearing a thong!


Nadine and the new brunette will arrive at 9:30...


ohh my! whats going on here?

Posted by: MrDumass

Your not the champion! You have to de-throne the current champ to become greater than he. I wonder.......... is TPR lacking in other eh-hem.....areas that he has to think he is greater than all??

Posted by: MrDumass

Champion chicken choker! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I have set in motion the tools necessary to promote positive discussion....this is seperate from all that. Just look at how much all of you have helped that guy in the suzuki r vs. honda r thread.
I am the champ, that's all I stated, and I thanked everyone. I'm just staking my claim!!!

The Phantom......pulls off a perfect 4 point pose......


Whilst the phantom is down in that 4 Point Pose OFC Unreins his QH Stallion To show TPR what he really thinks You beetter not move Cuz MD, MWQ M26 RL & OFC are all pointing guns at your head LOAO cuz you gonna get rode lil boy hr>


LMAO!!! I think the "champ" needs a challenger for the title bout!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

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LMAO!!! raptorlegs that chit is funny! I mean congrats on your trophy TPR!!!

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
LMAO!!! raptorlegs that chit is funny! I mean congrats on your trophy TPR!!!hr>


Hey man! Every king needs a throne and I took the time to make that from scratch with lot's of tlc! hr>



LOL! Good thing I didn't use the same approach with the chicken choker comment, huh?

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LMAO!!! raptorlegs that chit is funny! I mean congrats on your trophy TPR!!!hr>


Hey man! Every king needs a throne and I took the time to make that from scratch with lot's of tlc! hr>



LOL! Good thing I didn't use the same approach with the chicken choker comment, huh?hr>


Too late! I already got the mental vision in my head! hr>



ROFLMFAO!!! Put the digital camera down!

Posted by: MrDumass

(Loud crowd cheering!) RL is the champion!!!! Next scheduled bout is for Monday the 25th. RL is the champ for at least the weekend. Congrads RL, you the man!

Posted by: MrDumass

Awwwight! TPR keeps the prize. What a true champion, giving the prize to the de-throned.

Posted by: MrDumass

I flushed the trophy, so I'am the Champion!!!!

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I flushed the trophy, so I'am the Champion!!!!hr>


OHHH WOW in my attempts to dethrone dumass with an image of a plunger unplugging a turd clogged throne. i ran across this
http://www.angelfire.com/crazy2/tomdotcom/sh@thappens.html Replace the @ with an i when you past it in the browser. Sh@T HAPPENS hr>


You see, I got Ashley to flush, soooooo.........I'am the Champion!

Posted by: MrDumass

OFC- wants to play dirty huh? Throwing down used trojans in the ring! My puter found a trojan as well.

Posted by: MrDumass

I see the US is interrogating Sadam now! LOL! No pics of his wanger hanging out and some chic pointing at it and laughing??

Posted by: MrDumass

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Finally, the Phantom has come back.....to the ATV Connection forums...
Now everyone can see that I am the true champion....no real champ would dare infect the tens....and I mean tens... of the Phantoms fans computers with a virus likened to those passed on by extremely cheap ladies of the night.....I concede that OFC, MrD and RL are worthy opponents and the oppertunity to verbally spar with them on a daily basis is a privilage that I hold in high regard....but I am the Poster's Champion and will defend it agains all who dare wrest it from my mighty grip. If you smelllll, what the Phantom.....left in the bathroom....

BTW, Happy monday to all.

The Phantom......needs a Glade plug in.....


Ahh I see that you to are a worthy formatable opponite in the verbal sparring wars! ou can keep that turd all smashed in your hands like a melted Snickers that stinks like yesterdays diapers as I no longer will to fight for that prize.

MrDumass..........says we need a new prize to fight for......

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(Slaps phantom across the face with glove) I accept your challenge to a dual!! Pistols at dawn!!! Hope your testicals are foritfied for that!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: MrDumass

I have given the Phantom (PC) ample time to show his face at my dual! He has shown his true yellow belly and turned his tail to leave. Thus leaving the the champion spot up for grabs. Anyone who wants it can have it, I no longer will to fight for a prize that is not worthy of my tastes.

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img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> I thought that turd was flushed!!

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
you know the deck hand on a charter boat is also titled a "Master Baiter"


Does that make you his first mate??img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: MrDumass

Oh man I loved star wars as a kid!! I had all the little figureines and space ship things. Even had one of those animals that the had to cut open and climb in his belly to stay warm. The toy had flaps to fold away and stuff a dude in there. Whats up with Luke wanting to bone his sister??img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

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Oh man I loved star wars as a kid!! I had all the little figureines and space ship things. Even had one of those animals that the had to cut open and climb in his belly to stay warm. The toy had flaps to fold away and stuff a dude in there. Whats up with Luke wanting to bone his sister??img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">


Wonton or something wasn't it?

I wanted to bone his sister too! Especially after The Return of the Jedi and the chain-n-shackles and skimpies! Only force I felt was pushing on my zipper! Woohoo!


I was attracted to her buns as well. Then the made her a slave to that fat blob Jaba the hut and it ruined it fot me. Oh and I guess you could call it a force, I was pretty young.

Posted by: MrDumass

I dunno but I think the princess in the new star wars is hotter. What ya think??

Posted by: MrDumass

Champions are a rare breed. Not everyone can be a true champion in all that they do. Therefore ts easy to see how a champ could become an outcast.

Posted by: MrDumass

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Originally posted by: KGB
I hope all are taking my ribbing with the same tone as this whole thread, all joking, right?
What I am trying to say is I know he is the Champion of BullSh!tBR>What are the others Champions of?
Just bored at work, slow day, nothing personal.



Champion:
1.One that wins first place or first prize in a competition.
2. One that is clearly superior or has the attributes of a winner:
3. An ardent defender or supporter of a cause or another person:
4. One who fights; a warrior.


Pick one

Posted by: MrDumass

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Well, the Warrior is retired but does do motivational speaking engagements at colleges around the country. He is an avid conservative and promotes conservative values and can be found on his own website. I believe it's warriorweb.com or somthing.

The Phantom......is up early today....


Up early creating baby batter??img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Naah, well I guess. It was more like 1:30am though.....were you watching my webcam again????

The Phantom.....Don't call it a comeback.....



Naw- I'am really not into that homo stuff, put some lesbos on there and I may check it out.

Posted by: MrDumass

hat you all getting together to watch low budget porn for?? Wouldn't it make more sense to get together and create low budget porn??img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

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I dunno how well the Phantom is aquainted with these "friends", but that seems kinda awkward to me. No more awkward than watching someones tape of they childs birth I guess! Never understood why people wanted to tape that!

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I dunno how well the Phantom is aquainted with these "friends", but that seems kinda awkward to me. No more awkward than watching someones tape of they childs birth I guess! Never understood why people wanted to tape that!



Best way to sell a man on abstinence. hr>



Maybe I should have taped mine for the future to show my little girl. Pics of vd's always made me wrap mine! Oh wait I had a kid at age 19 Soooo lucky I never caught anything!

Posted by: MrDumass

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
It was one wierd scene, no one was comfortable, and there was no "redeeming value" in watching it. I doubt anyone will look at her the same from now on...I know I won't.

The Phantom.....gives it 2 thumbs down....


If I seen a chic that was in a porn I just watched, I would think she was easy and that is no fun.

Dumass......kinda likes the hard to get type.....but wouldn't know what that is truely all about, cuz I've been married for 8 years and am only 27

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I challenge you to stay retired.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
If no one knew how to take it, I guess it really was an amature video. Those pros, they know how to take it. hr>


LMAO!!! True that! Dont let Phantom fool ya, he knows how to take it!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">j/k

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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
If no one knew how to take it, I guess it really was an amature video. Those pros, they know how to take it. hr>


LMAO!!! True that! Dont let Phantom fool ya, he knows how to take it!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">j/k


That's right, I watched a real video to know what I am doing...."Mr. D's....Pony Ride"LOL!!!

The Phantom....is feelin a bit punchy today...



Hey you leave Peaches out of this!! She has never hurt a soul! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">BR>

I'd like to know all you can reveal about the KTM quad as well.

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
TPR, have you really heard anything about KTM making a quad? I think I read that before.



He's not lying...KTM really is making a quad... BR>
Check out this link




Sweet! TPR (PC) tell us what you know! Either by PM or other means. Awwight?

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Just how great are you........? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Posted by: MrDumass

TPR is showing his age again! I can remember my dads bike and his brothers as well, but I cant remember what they were. I know they was Hondas because my dad worked at one of the dealers, but pretty sure one was a kawi. I know, who cares....!

Posted by: MrDumass

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Originally posted by: XtremeSkier
in the end of all this...i think i should be the championhr>


You have to formally challenge the champ and beat him before you can become in his likeness. It's not an easy task and it requires lots of training. You had better be sure you want to win the prize before you take on such a battle. Good luck! Remember the rest of us are going to be judges in case of a draw!

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Has the phantom heard of that new laser treatment to make your hair start growing. Lasers are amzing tools. they can slice, dice, make you hair not grow, and make your hair grow. they can point things out, entertain cats, next they will have a laser stimulator for pleasure hr>


Why dont you and the "laser" get a friggin room?! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Hey, I am happy with the fact that I can grow a Hulkster Skullett anytime I please. I actually had laser treatment done to remove some hair but they screwed up and lasered of the wrong area, well, at least my back stays warm...LOL

The Phantom......is the emperor of all, RC, the mistress of the forums is yours....


I was thinking of growing the Hulk-mans foo!

Posted by: MrDumass

So how was the river this weekend TPR? You still there or did you have to come back to reality?

Posted by: MrDumass

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
The river was great, not too hot yet, probably will get close to tripple didgets by Memorial Day. Drank a lot of beer had Cinco de Mayo party with gallons of margarita and tons of food and lots of fun. Can't wait to get the boat and golf cart out there for some midnight off road fun.BR>
The Phantom....has got the championship tan goin on!!!.....


I hope you kept all your "sensative" parts covered! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Dumass........likes margaritas......!!

Posted by: MrDumass

I say we make this thread the spot to duke it out verbally. Anyone that has beef with another member should come here and put on the gloves. Then the powers that be will judge and monitor the action and determine the victor.

Posted by: MrDumass

I just thought this thread may not need to go to waste. Thought maybe we could use it as a rink. Invite those that have problems with each other to come here and get-r-dun! Not going to name names, but a few members need straightened out. This could be the place.

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I gota' beef!!!! How the hell can ThePhantomRider hit 484 post of Useless, longwinded, worthless, 3rd person talkin' posts! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>


It cant be easy, but I find it very entertaining compared to some that post here.



GOOD POINT!!!!!!! LOL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">



Hey man how is your boy doing?? Heard you got to bring him home. That is great. Praise the Lord. I hope he is ok and that you never have to deal with something like that again.

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I bet MWQ and Samson Got Beef with Dumass.. as Dumass lil Lady still has a Sexy Tummy hr>


I bet RC got OFC's beef! I mean uhhhh........ yeah j/k

BTW remember I said that because she has had two kids, and its still sexy IMO. One of these days I'll get a second, third, fourth and so on opinion. If I can sneak a pic of it that is.

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
On occasion I become inspired and come up with great torture devices for interigation purposes. so in the old english days they had the stocks and guitines and what not. well im thinkin a box where you strap the person with the info you wish to obtain on they back and they stare up thru a toilet seat. then you bring in a mammoth Sumo guy that has some major rumbling in his bowels and plop his ass on the rim. tell the feller he has about 30 seconds before he gets it i bet they would talk hr>


This sounds gross, but I think I could handle it. I got to spend a few hours in the Vatican looking at the tourture devices of yester-year. Talk about some F'd up individuals!! Here is a site that has some of the devices I saw in person. torture devices

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Hey MD, I got to spend a few hour in Rome a while back while on a cruise in the Medeterranian, cool place. Didn't get to the Vatican, but thought that the Coliseum wold be bigger. I loved Italy, espically Pisa and Portofino.

The Phantom....traveler....



I thought it would be bigger also, but I guess we are used to the stadiums of today. I was impressed simply with the fact that they had the ability to construct such a monster. I cant remember all the names of the towns I visited as it was 15 years ago, and I was at an age that I really didn't care. I did however love the Vatican, and the Sistine Chapel!! Did you get to see that church that was made of skulls and bones?? I was a little bity thing, but most of it was built using the deceased monks skulls and bones.

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Originally posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
MrDumass....
doin' GREAT , thanks for asking! I feel for anyone who has to go through that! ....2 weeks of hell! I needed one of those pills in your pics! LOL




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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I did see that, albiet briefly. It is pretty amazing what people have done over the years to be sure.....

I was thinking of starting a thread called "Ask The Phantom" That aught to go over well...BR>
The Phantom.....becomes Dear Abbey....


Dear Phantom- I have the strangest reoccuring rash that develops on my taint! I cant seem to find a remedy no matter what. I've tried it all. What is this, and how do I make it go away? Also my penile implants seem to be leaking! I tried using the old Rebok pump out of my shoes, but thats not helping. I've tried every drug known to man........please help! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Is this the sort of questions you are looking to field??

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Originally posted by: Duckmen
Im on the hunt to settle a lil beef with that biatch Motox26... If you know where i can find him I gonna Rape his monkey!!!hr>


Ew, ew, can we get that on film?? There you go with the "little beef" comments again. Your gunna hurt feelings if you dont watch out.

Posted by: MrDumass

A few of my old school favorite wrestlers are/were Jimmy "Super fly" Snooka, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Andre the Giant, Rowdy Roddy Piper, of course Hulk Hogan. Some of my favorite tag teams were The Road Warriors, The Rock-n Roll express, and The Rockers. These are mostly from when I was about 10 years old. I havent watched it since then really. UFC has caught my attention as of late.

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Of course not you!! I still dont understand why you got so excited about my milk thoughts, but I definitely like you.

Ya, sorry about the milk thing. It is just that I really enjoy milk!!!!hr>


Ummm Dont forget i was excited with Cattermen about your Anti Milk stance Growin up on a dairy i surely drank my fair share of milk. and still do. and its having such a postitive physical effect on the girls of tomorrow ( o Y o ) yup bigger and bigger wont know if they are 14 or 28 before long... wait i cant tell now hr>



Yeah keep pumping em with steriods and see what happens. I like milk. It does a body good, or does it? I dunno anymore. I just drink it. Cant be any worse for me than the other things I consume.

Posted by: MrDumass

Nice pic of you and the g@y guy................champion of butt darts! LMFAO!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> j/k

p.s do you have make-up on in that pic?? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> j/k again


MrDumass.......tears into the champ with a low blow.......

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Maybe it was just that purty feller setting behind you giving off such a glow that it caused me to believe you fancied up a bit with some foundation, and a little lip gloss! LOL Awwight I'am going to far even for myself.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0"> Paint no, helmet yes. j/p

MrDumass......gets caught with damaging upper-cut due to starring at the hottie with the Round # 1 sign..

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Originally posted by: Bing
MrD
pic 6 is a hoothr>




LOL! Thanks. Figured everyone needs one of those now and then. I've pretty much perfected my own concoction that leads to the same feeling. Really shouldn't describe it here though.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Thanks, I guess I have one quad down and may to go, but it is a victory none the less.

I am no spammer/scammer, I just love to post. I mean I only post @ 10 times a day so there are many more post-ho's than me.BR>
But I guess you could say I got a long way to go and a short time to get there.....Watch ole Bandit run!!!!

TPR


Hey Burt!!! Where ya been?? Hidding out in case Yamaha didn't bring forth the vision of a 700 EFI Raptor?? BTW..... you the man!!BR>
Post ho?? Never!! BR>


Posted by: MrDumass

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Had some advanced estate planning classes this week. I'll be ho-in it up tomorrow!!!

TPR


Kewl!! Look forward to your return.

Posted by: MrDumass

Hey TPR, whats Honda up to this year?? You got any info you can pass, or is it all hush-hush right now?? Bold new styling?? Or were you hinting around when you mentioned the option deal?? Just curious.

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Originally posted by: 4wheelerfred
TPR I BET ALMOST ALL OF YOU (LALA-LAND QUADS) will be made within the next 3 years! unless gas is99$ a gallon then we will all be riding bagers and kfx80's......................................... did anyone get a e-mail about the concept earth freindly quad........ g_a _y servay


I did. I filled it out to.

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Originally posted by: TheWeedman
TPR,

u spelled champion wrong, guess your not a spelling champ, lmao
hr>




ol..........ya "champ"! Noticed he's been off his game as of late, now might be a good time to try go for the knock out shot.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
It took you knuckleheads that long to figure it out....LOL

TPR




Ohhh, sure, right uh-huh! Turn it around on us, typical of a women aint it?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

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Originally posted by: extremerider2811
TPR you have 800 posts and i don't think any one of them is informative to anyone in any way shape for form.


Umm, yes he has. He is more informative than ALOT of other members here, including myself.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
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Originally posted by: extremerider2811
TPR you have 800 posts and i don't think any one of them is informative to anyone in any way shape for form.



Thanks alot, I appreciate your interest in following all of my 800 posts. That is a very flattering statement, since I would imagine that following all of my posts would be a long journey.
But you have to admit, if you look at the Raptor 700EFI thread I started, I called out this quad a month before anyone even mentioned it. Of course it was called B.S. like everything I post, but, hmmm let's see, the Suzuki will be announced by the end of summer, and the new Bomb should be unveiled this winter....but I'll still probably be as misinformed as my first post....

The Phantom.....because I am the Champion!!!



You tell em TPR!! That is B.S! Stating that your posts are un-informative shows what they know. I honestly have gotten some great and important info from your posts, please continue to post. I wander if anyone has followed every post I have made? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0"> Garuntee they would call me by my screen name.

Dumass..........tips his hat, and lifts his glass to TPR!!

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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: extremerider2811
TPR you have 800 posts and i don't think any one of them is informative to anyone in any way shape for form.


Umm, yes he has. He is more informative than ALOT of other members here, including myself. hr>


That doesnt sound like the TPR I know. hr>


LOL, well have you read any of his posts outside of "Other ATV topics"? Cuz I have found them very informative.

Posted by: MrDumass

A new Champion is in the making!

Posted by: MrDumass

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Originally posted by: raptorider660
wow ur a loooser


Yeah, sure, uh-huh! He is a very intelligent loooser, whatever that means. I think you could have at least spelled correctly in a flame post. Whenever you think you have what it takes to challenge the Champ, come on back in here and let it fly. We will see who the loooser is.

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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: raptorider660
wow ur a loooser



This is the same member as fastestintheworld who was removed earlier


Imagine that, why is he able to post then?

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Oh, unless you mean he is a loooser to.

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Originally posted by: raptorider660
wow ur a loooser



This is the same member as fastestintheworld who was removed earlier


Imagine that, why is he able to post then?


He can't right now and I am waiting for him to email with an explanation on his behavior.


Oh, man I would like to see that one.

Posted by: MrDumass

This the temp zone?

Posted by: MrDumass

Muy Bein, TPR!! Your on the way to the top ten! I told that one lil pita to come on back , but he got banned so that wont happen. At least for a while.

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Originally posted by: raptorider660
shhhhh all of you now ok



You think you have the authoritaaaay to tell us to keep quite??? I will never bow to your request! Now go on back to what you were doing before you decieded that you were going to come in here and tell us to shut it! BTW- I dont see you challenging the Champion, whats the matter? You cant hang??

Posted by: MrDumass

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Number 1000......quietly ponders the next 1000.....


TPR



Hooo-ray! I bet half will be in the zone.

Posted by: MrDumass

Whats going down in the champs corner?

Posted by: MrDumass

Champ- did you get the notice about the dam at the red river breaking? It was two days early. Just letting you know cuz you know we was in the same boat last time.

Posted by: MrDumass

TPR- that pic on your avatar, is that you? Cuz it looks like Toby Keith kinda.

Posted by: MrDumass

Nothing wrong with getting drunk early on days like that. My lil lady is in a good mood today, can you imagine that! I dunno what to think, besides my ass is grass when I get home.

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Yeah, same here....they should just call it what it is...temporary bi-polar disorder..

TPR



You aint kidding! BTW I used to like T.K, but they play him to dam much on the radio station that we listen to here. They ran him into the ground.

"I said Daaavve"!

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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Did you also hear that he's a Liberal??? Saw him on the news and he says that the Libs hate his views and the Republicans hate that he isn't one of them...

TPR


No I did not! WTF?? I now have lost a little more respect for him. Remember when that Natalie chic form the Dixies wore that shirt that said FUTK?? That ruined their career. I thought for sure he would be Republican.

Posted by: MrDumass

TPR- how is it going on the red river front? All has been pretty good here, except for one night she got all emotional on me. 2 in the morning after a good round of keg beer is not the time to have a discussion.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> I'am trying to remember how many days I got left, but I cant seem to remember when it all started.