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Posted by: 95wolv
The phantom.....needs to stop........... eating the resin from the BONG ...........
Posted by: garyc660R
I am not a fan of the zone. Let the post ho's use messenger or something Now I feel better.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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wow ur a loooser
This is the same member as fastestintheworld who was removed earlier
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wow ur a loooser
This is the same member as fastestintheworld who was removed earlier
Imagine that, why is he able to post then?
He can't right now and I am waiting for him to email with an explanation on his behavior.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Isn't there a lawnmower named champ?
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The above is not of champ level going by your signature.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I would rather be flying over the weather myself.
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I second that.
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I second that.
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Yes, when the Spinzone is foulin plugs, you can always take a break in the lounge....
TPR
Its very true, no errors. hr>
I like no errors
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And besides that, I'm now number 5 hr>
Your a post hole 5 category and yes the champ would be proud.
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Originally posted by: NEWDUCK
I should of never posted to this topic now i get 15 emails a day saying you idiots posted again
Hey, whos he calling a idiot? hr>
I'LL make it 16 for noduck.
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I really cant think of another thread I would like to be subscribed to though. hr>
MWQ doesnt subscribe to any threads. He's not sure why you would. hr>
Me neither unless its a thread that needs to be watched if you get my drift mywifesquad.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I hate colds and I don't like being cold either.
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I like all types of buschimg src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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My monkey died.
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My monkey died.
M26 has one. hr>
I saw that one but it must have just died too with the look on M26's face or maybe his monkey has bad breath, it happens.
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
Yeah, but it still might make him feel better.........BAN!!!
TPR
His hitman was looking for me.BR>
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
The Champ's Lounge...A place to hang when the Spinzone's foulin plugs....
Thank goodness we can post here with ease.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
This looks kinda interesting!!!
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Its about time we knock the spin zone from the top spot!!!
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I forgot about this place and I think TPR has too.
He might be driving the TPR corvette and I wouldn't blame him.
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TPR
The New Ride!!! Pic (12) must be a sleath picture.
I guess I will have to fantasizeBR>
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Cards game on tonight at 7 central.
If I can remember I will turn that on.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
I didn't realize this was a sports bar.I was hopin for a Hooters style Bar and Grill. hr>
Oh yeah its both! here
I think Jane would be good for supper.
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
I didn't realize this was a sports bar.I was hopin for a Hooters style Bar and Grill. hr>
Oh yeah its both! here
I think Jane would be good for supper.
Me to!
Am I being watched again?
Because you are semo or what do you mean?
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I didn't realize this was a sports bar.I was hopin for a Hooters style Bar and Grill. hr>
Oh yeah its both! here
I think Jane would be good for supper.
Me to!
Am I being watched again?
Because you are semo or what do you mean?
Not me, just you. hr>
I am not semo but I thought you were semo because you two are really close on the map.
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I didn't realize this was a sports bar.I was hopin for a Hooters style Bar and Grill. hr>
Oh yeah its both! here
I think Jane would be good for supper.
Me to!
Am I being watched again?
Because you are semo or what do you mean?
Not me, just you. hr>
I am not semo but I thought you were semo because you two are really close on the map.
I'am not SEMO either. I would actually be ECMO (east central mo) BR>Whoever it is, they do not feel I'am a good neighbor. hr>
Maybe semo is your brother.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Does this bar and grill favor the coffee shop rules of Amsterdam? If not, I'll be right back. hr>
What are you doing, lighting one up?
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We are having fun with SEMO(TPR).
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myspace
Last Login: 10/19/2005
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Champ- when is the projected completion date for the 400ex?
IDK, I may end up holding off for a bit because I forgot to take into consideration the $3500 property tax bill I have looming overhead..
BR>
TPR
Is that for 6 months?BR>
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I know we will be going up with Indiana changing how they tax real estate but I guess I shouldn't complain with a total cost of about $2400 a year and this includes the tax we have on quads.
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I have family that lives just north of Indy in Zionsville.
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Something smells fishy out here. We got a letter in the mail from the accessor's office saying our property value increased.......alot! I better be able to get that amount out of my property if I'am going to pay taxes on that said amount! hr>
I like what they say might place is worth but there is no way someone has been out to see it or they would let me have my place tax freeBR>
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! hr>
dam that's a big off the page yawn
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I read this and I swear it made me sneeze.
Geez you all have bad breath
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I read this and I swear it made me sneeze.
Geez you all have bad breathhr>
LOL.. Sorry I just love garlic I can't get enough of it. hr>
I love garlic also!!!
But none for 8 hours before you know what
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Originally posted by: motox26
Garlic and Ranch! Mmmm Mmmhr>
Add some blue cheese and you can invite me to dinner.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I wasn't born with a no like food gene.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I gave coffee up in the spring of 2004 and went to a brewed tea.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Dream on Champ. I am at what 11130 Im the greatest champ
Your just a WHORE!BR>
Besides, Raptory has ya beat. He's a bigger one!hr>
I thought for sure OFC and MWQ would be passing me before the first of the year but I am not so sure now.
I predict better numbers for them in 2006 though.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Get me a coffee, Black!
I haven't had a good cup of coffee in so long, its been months. I might have some on thanksgiving but until then, brewed tea.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Man, I had Black and Tan's last night for the first time in ages. Soooo good!!
TPR
Whats Black and Tans? Supper?
I would like to hear what this is also.
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Man, I had Black and Tan's last night for the first time in ages. Soooo good!!
TPR
Whats Black and Tans? Supper?
Women of different race?
Tpr is the man!!!
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WowMo26 I am not used to seeing you on late.
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Do any of you know if there is a experation date on getting the 100 bucks for doing a training course after buying a new quad?
I have one of those from 1998 not sure about the time limit but I kept mine for art work.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I don't drink my bag in the box wine or beer till later in the eve or I wouldn't get nothing done.
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I think I would just rather have a good old marlboro and just puff on it like a cigar.
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I have never had Cuban material.
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OMG
OFC is giving the fingerBR>
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OFC christmas spirit went right out his ass.
Bad OFC
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Morning Champ...I'm just cruising the neighborhood, seeing what's happening. That coffee ready yet, I could really use a cup?
The last time I had coffee is easy for me to remember because it was thanksgiving and gosh it was good.
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 2 cups of urine.
I wonder how much it would be in a stripper pit.
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That does it, I have to go to a friends house tonight! I have a hankering for a double bubbler! hr>
later Dumass
don't overdue the material
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This is a test sip for my black tea.
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Oh I didn't read far enough down. BR>
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tumbleweed
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Egg nog
I haven't had any of that stuff for a decade maybe more but it sounds really good.
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There is no way I could drink whiskey.
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I have been hearing about problems with the premits for this place.
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MrDumass,
That sure is a pretty paint brush.
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I wish we could make noises like Crammer because I would be hitting the crybaby button right now.
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OFC is in the worst mood I think since he has been here
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Scootergptx,
Is that pic from a kiss concert?
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Maybe we should drop off monkey in the PSAR thread for a while. hr>
I wondered how this all got started.
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Maybe we should drop off monkey in the PSAR thread for a while. hr>
I wondered how this all got started.
Yeah, by you getting gang banged over there! hr>
I do have to sit down slow and kinda slide easy in the chair.
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Maybe we should drop off monkey in the PSAR thread for a while. hr>
I wondered how this all got started.
Yeah, by you getting gang banged over there! hr>
I do have to sit down slow and kinda slide easy in the chair.
Hemirroids??
I think material at bings shed would cure it.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Did one of you lock the spin zone?
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I didn't change anything earlier because I would have liked for ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash to see hellyeh is being penalized for quotes.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Maybe I should start an outhouse thread.
If you don't like the stink, stay out of the thread and if your in the outhouse, use it for its intended purpose.
Posted by: Dirtmomma
Damn OFC my Mcafee caught it too img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0"> said it had Trojans? hmmmm oh well thank God for virus software
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
is there no one with the testicular fortitude to challenge me???
The Phantom.....extends the challenge.....
What kind of challenge is it?
What if I don't have testicles? Can I still challenge you?hr>
YOU GO GIRL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
& ROFLMAO to Raptorlegs comment img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Posted by: RacinJason
congratulations on your acomplishment
braaaaap
do you know who I AM ?
Posted by: RacinJason
OK so I'm lat to the party...what did I miss?
Posted by: RacinJason
were you scaredto take on the true "CHAMP"?
Posted by: Bing
MrD
pic 6 is a hoot
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Guess I'll wait here since the Zone got locked up.
BEER, KEG, NOW!!!!!!!!!!! hr>
Did I miss something?????????
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I love editing posts? BR>
how about you LTZ?
Oh yeah, my favorite thing to do! I have nothing better to do then to sit and go through post after post and edit such fine poetry.
Posted by: KGB
The Phake Rider needs to learn about shutting his mouth and not letting people figure out his foot is in there nothing else. If you keep quiet, at least you keep us guessing....
Bandwidth is better served on whats faster threads than "I am the champion, you will never defeat me, you are all in debt to me......"
Good Night Now!
Posted by: KGB
I do not care about bandwidth, I was only saying even the "my 400ex will smoke your Banshee" threads are more relevant than yours.
Your the one who said its "Pointless" so I will have to concur.
Miwifes Quad, One FLy Cowboy, RaptorChick, and the rest are champions at what?
I know what your a champion at, but not quite sure about them?
I was hoping you were past your bed time,
Good Night Later, then!
Posted by: KGB
I hope all are taking my ribbing with the same tone as this whole thread, all joking, right?
What I am trying to say is I know he is the Champion of BullSh!tBR>What are the others Champions of?
Just bored at work, slow day, nothing personal.
Posted by: KGB
Blah Blah Blah,
What about the 2007 KTM450, you don't know about that, please, is it amature hour in here or what?
Posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
Morning all.
Can I go home now?
My boss is pissy. New tenants next to us have decided to park a 35' motorhome on the street. I wouldn't be suprised to find bullet holes in it.
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Mornin BRW, but I think you have the wrond place, since you don't drink and all.hr>
It's ok. I'll bring the camera and video camera in case anyone does anything stupid. Never know, maybe RC will show up, get a little liquored up and start dancing on the pool table.
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And why is everyone getting ripped this morning?
Posted by: DuneDragin
(checking shopping list---curry, slurpee, turquoise ring)
hum, I think this is the place.
(throw open the saloon style swinging doors)
Wow it is dark and dusty in here *sniff sniff* smells of monkey
(wait I know this place...It's Dumbass Bar!)
Who mounted the stripper bar sideways?!
oh well the other poles are ok
(looking over my shoulder, kick the tumbleweed out of the way)
*whirrrrrr*flash blink*clink clink* Ah yes, still there B-17
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida baby
(maybe just for old times sake)
(unzip the boots, smooth the skirt, dust my hands with a bit of powder)
Damn monkey always left the pole sticky...
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Oh umm good morning gentlemen!
(brush my hair out of my face *thunk* should have put down the empty bottle first)
gee the pool table is more comfortable than it looks.
Think I'll have a Bloody Mary...any one else?
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(from the back room *clink, clank*)
Who wants a chorizo, egg, potato and cheeze burrito?
(glad I was shopping when I fell of into this bar!)
Another bloody mary?
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thong thursday!
2 for 1 drinks happy hour for the gents wearing a thong!
Nadine and the new brunette will arrive at 9:30...
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is okay to put your new girl to work??
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(down another shot of Tequila)
(toss a nickel near Scooters chair & grab the peanuts)
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Red really is a good color on you Dean.
Awe Scoot sorry...just getting the beer iced down.
(A mexican slides in with a crate of fresh peaches)
(The monkey is loose! runs down the bar kicks over my shot,
grabs two peaches and jumps onto the jukebox)
See Senior...dos por favor
(another shot, eat a peach, grab a cold one for Scoot, drop a quarter)
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Scoot you got a quarter for the jukebox?
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(Take a closer look at Scooter)
Hey where is the Mexician with the Bannanas!
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(bend over to pick up the quarter)
WOOOOOH big boy that aint no bananna split
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It aint no bananna boat either!
*clink*
d-32
Work all night on a drink o rum
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
Stock banana til de morning sun
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
EVERYBODY SING
Day-oh Day-oh
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
Day-oh Day-oh
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
Come mister tally man tally me banana
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
Come mister tally man tally me banana
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
Load six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
Day-oh Day-oh
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
Day-oh Day-oh
Daylight come an' me wan' go home
Posted by: DuneDragin
Happy hour!
Grass Skirt Specials!
every body gets leied!
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Originally posted by: deanz400
I'm thinking along scooters line of thought, loin cloth
MrD seized the grass skirts.
Disappeared into the green room.
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excuse me, did Dean say I can't wear my loincloth?
Posted by: DuneDragin
Happy 4th of July!
Shot Specials Today
American Flag
1/3 oz grenadine syrup
1/3 oz creme de cacao
1/3 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
When properly prepared this shot will look red, white and blue. First poor in 1/3 grenadine. Then the White Cream de cacao should be poured in over a bar spoon. Finally the Blue curacao can be poured in the same way. serve in a shot glass.
Drink Special
Candy Fireball
Aftershock 1 shot
Vodka 1 shot
Ginger Ale 4 oz
Build over ice in a highball glass
Posted by: DuneDragin
The girls can give you a preview of the new "performance"
Disappearing Act!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
The cleaner the place is, the cleaner the ladies are.
so no more of this
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or this
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or this
Muddy Mondays will not be the same.
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no jello shot specials?
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no whipped cream wed?
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey mr . D we need some new special nights ,
and DD which pics were you ?? just curious .
Dean, if you can't find MY picture, your not looking in
the right place.
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Time to clean up
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I need to go to those bars.
Mud wrestling should be very popular in DFW!
Maybe an outdoor event! It's stuffy in here.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
like the humm therory ,much better then trying to make it a ballon
humm...maybe one of you guys should blow up the balloons.
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey DD are you sure non of these baloons have any holes in them ,have to have safe baloons ,
1of4 thought that was a skirt ,so when you stand on your head it does look like a martini glass ,even thou thats abad visulization.
Blowing up the Balloon is the genius behind finding
The potential for leaks!
I wouldn't want to be tricked either!
Posted by: DuneDragin
Barkeep--Turkey Godfather please! How about $5.00 in quarters too? Naw, keep the change.
~pull up a stool at the bar~
Gentlemans club??
Do you guys even KNOW ANY gentlemen?!
I would hope a gal could get a drink in here, tell a joke or two, play some pool, drop a few quarters in the jukebox and watch the monkey dance!
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender: "What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
C-wanna shot pool for the next round?
~clink~ They call me the breeze, I keep rollin down the road
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Originally posted by: Catterman
C is pretty good at pool (no I am not talking about pocket pool!!!)
Bartender...Another Turkey Godfather for me and a MILK for C!
I'll rack.
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you can be the queen, cause im the king!
Um....then who am I? LOL...
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you can be the queen, cause im the king!
Um....then who am I? LOL...
Don't let him get away with that DQ! You tell em!hr>
Damn I dissapear for awhile and people start passing out my title... IM THE OG!! LOL
Posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
is there no one with the testicular fortitude to challenge me???
The Phantom.....extends the challenge.....
What kind of challenge is it?
What if I don't have testicles? Can I still challenge you?BR>
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Yeah....now this is a competition...There is no classification for testicular or non testicular classification, the challenge is open to anyone and the more the merrier.
The Phantom...is tough to beat though.....
So...What's the challenge? I don't know if I should accept it or not if I don't know what it is.BR>
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OFC has a fantastic interrigation tactic to sell to the US Government. Just lay a johnsonvill braut out on the table and Slam it with a waffle head meat tenderizer img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">I bet they would understand that and git to talkin hr>
LMAO...good tactic! BR>
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Wow, now someone with a demeanor that is less that unflappable may be bothered, no angered by the statements and claims being made here. Not I, however, my fortitude as you all know can't be interrupted in any manner. Meer words and accusations will not keep me from keeping my title and proving to the world that I and I alone are the true reason that championships exist and legends are revered.
Never before has a combination of speed, skill, linguistic excellence and infinate wisdom seen the light of day and no one can state that they have nearly 1/10th of 1% of the tools that I posess. Is there a single person that has been wholly revered, dispised, loved and hated in the forum format, that can equal me?
I am controversy, I am entertainment, I am passion, I am pain, I am a little bit country, I am a little bit rock and roll, I am smellin like a rose, I am a real American, I am the only person that can captivate people in a way that you have never seen before and the actual truth to what "IT" is will soon be available to all.
No, no, "IT" is not a quad though it's looking more and more like we may see more than one of my claims appear this year, no "IT" will make all marvel and ask the question....how'd he do that.
Some will experiance disbelief, relief, anger, frustration and even elation, but I will assure you of this, you will realize that upon further inspection, I am the champion....the ultimate one and only lord of lords, king of kings, the supreme emperor and grand poo-ba of all that view these forums.........
For those who doubt my prowess, will bear witness to that which is great, good and glorious and the new level of excellence that I will have displayed, will forever change the way those that browse these forums look upon the information contained within, I will be known as TPR....the truth....
Have a nice day........"So as not to refer to "The Rock", I give you some "Mankind"
The Phantom...master of the fillabuster......
You didn't answer my question....What is your challenge?
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Even though this thread now has RC in it.
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider Those like myself, MWQ, MX, RL, OFC,MRD and RC, are all champoins and get it...
LOL
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: KGB but not quite sure about them?
What're you trying to say? hr>
It's ok RL, he's just jealous...lol /k
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
TPR, have you really heard anything about KTM making a quad? I think I read that before.
He's not lying...KTM really is making a quad... BR>
Check out this link
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
It takes a lot to be the champ, and I have what it takes....
LOL....here we go again...TPR...I told you before, I'm the champ img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> j/k
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Let's see...I have MWQ and RD's votes, and I think OFC can be persueded by my "champion skills" (LMAO)...So since I have more votes, that makes me the leading champ...LOL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
RC...is the champion of "IT" all... BR>
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
OFC = Needs Some persuasion as he is the true champ hr>
LOL I knew you'd say something like that. BR>
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
OFC = Needs Some persuasion as he is the true champ hr>
LOL I knew you'd say something like that. hr>
OFC = King of the Champs
RC = Princess of champs Queen status is hard to obtain hr>
I prefer "Mistress" RC. BR>Princess sounds to high maintenance.
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
The Phantom......is the emperor of all, RC, the mistress of the forums is yours....
I can live with that. lol
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LMAO! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Sounds like you had a fun weekend TPR. BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I bet RC got OFC's beef!
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
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HOLY CHIT!!!!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
I just found out I'm getting free Elka's for one of the yfz's.
Elka decided to sponsor our DVD and is giving us product to run on film...WOOOHOOO!!!! BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I could use some stock yfz shocks. hr>
LMAO...Sorry, those are going on my daughter's Blaster. BR>
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Champs bar & grill....hmmm....ok, i'll take a couple tequila shots and a corona please!!!! BR>
oh hell, forget the shots...just leave the bottle.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Just chillin with some Crown here. hr>
I'm coming over to your house!!! BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Just chillin with some Crown here. hr>
I'm coming over to your house!!! hr>
Thats all it took, I would have offered along time ago.
I thought you were a te-kill-ya drinker.
I like tequila, but Crown is better! BR>
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Well if everyone is coming over, I'll bust out the special reserve.hr>
WOOHOO!!! party at MrD's House!!!
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It's been a while since I checked in here...
I'll take a shot of Patron and a Corona please. BR>
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I kinda like the no pants rule...makes it easier for us girls to see what's up. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> lol
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Originally posted by: deanz400 But RC you have to realize it's one rule for everyone including yourself...
No problem, I'm not wearing any pants right now anyway. BR>
Posted by: Scootergptx
You can have my accolades, I know where they've been.
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Once I stop laughing, I bow to Raptorlegs, who has shown (in digital quality) he is the champion.
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Sure it wasn't a horse with a trojan?
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Originally posted by: TheWeedman
Go Phantom!!
Don't just say go, you gotta give him directions.
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If no one knew how to take it, I guess it really was an amature video. Those pros, they know how to take it.
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Sounds like I need to stop by my dealer. He sells and races KTMs, maybe he's heard about it.
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(Pounding on door)
Open up!
Come on, open up!
(digging credit card out of wallet)
Should be in just a...got it!
Man, they really do need a chick in here.
First time here and I gotta make my own drink. (warm fuzzy feeling) Just like home.
Ok, there's a 20 on the bar for the drink and the membership fee.
I'll be back later. Have a feeling I'll need it.
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Originally posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Ok, there's a 20 on the bar for the drink and the membership fee.
I'll be back later. Have a feeling I'll need it.
HEYYY!! Somebody left Monopoly money!hr>
That explains what happened at the Quickie Mart. Gotta stop raiding the kids piggybank in the dark.
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Alright, bars open! I've always heard the new guy buys, so drink up. Bartender! Your best draft for everyone! (I'm generous, but cheap)
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That's the funny thing about free. Somebody could be handing out bags of sh!t, and if they told us they were free, we'd go "Oh, ok"
I promise not to be handing out bags of sh!t though. I'm more of a "leave it flaming on your front porch" kind of person.
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Might as well get started early (avoid the Christmas rush). It's cold, so an Irish coffee sounds good. Took a needless day off work, completely by accident, really.
Got to thinking about all the stupid things I've done when I drunk, and it got me to think about all the stupid things I've done when I'm sober. Statistically, it looks like I'm a worse person when I'm sober. So I'll start off this meeting:
Hi, my name is Scooter, and I'm a soberholic.
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I'm no fashion expert, but doesn't vodka go with anything?
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Originally posted by: ThePhantomRider
I need to keep the wife away from the alcohol.....she's too jeckyl and hyde. She can either be fun or a beeyoch...It's like flipping a coin.
TPR
The wife was like that when we first met. Never knew how the evening was gonna go. Don't if it was the thought of me leaving or just her mellowing out, but she doesn't do that anymore. I never was a mean drunk. More likely to start a fight sober than drunk. If I get drunk and soemone pisses me off, I'm more likely to whip it out and piss on their leg/car/table. Maybe all three if I've held it too long.
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YeeHaw! Friday night and time to let the suds flow. Hey, where's the bathroom? Not that I need it, and pay no attention to the puddle in the corner.
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Originally posted by: Webopper
Stopped at the office (zone) and everybody was gone. Figured you were all here. Champ, what you say we get the weekend kicked off...let me get a round for the house!!! Start me with a tall Jack and Diet...
Thanks for the drink Web. Shoot I'm in a good mood tonight. I'll buy the second round. If I'm not careful, I'm gonna wind up at a bar with a stage.
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Back from the wifes work party. Guess I need to keep on drinking. I'll have another Sam Adam's. And whoever invented spell check, I'll buy his round too.
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Drank three bottles of orange juice so far at work today. Every one of them has been orange juice. Looks like the next one needs to come out of the tool box instead of the refrigerator.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Whhoooooottt! I finally had a soild poo! hr>
Congratulations! You'll pardon me if I don't shake your hand.
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
OMG
OFC is giving the fingerhr>
And we don't know where it's been. Ewww.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Fine i will not use junlies stink finger hr>
I could smell it from here. hr>
D, sure you just didn't forget the air freshner when you finished the last dump?
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Originally posted by: motox26
BAM!!
(Head slams on the bar as I pass out)
I knew he should have used the Lysol. Damn D, light a match next time.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
I would have lit a match, but the place would have blown! Motox just cant handle his (fill in any girly foo-foo drink here)! hr>
Thought that I saw one of the those drink umbrella's stuck in his hair.
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The wife says I need to refine my drinking habits. So...give a shot of Jagermeister, while I still have my tie on.
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Shoot, I'll keep drinikng coffee, but I think I'll stop swimming at the public pools.
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I think I just squeezed something out that's leaving it's own cloud hanging around. BR>
Now would be a good time to open an oxygen bar.
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Originally posted by: motox26
Eww, if you can see a cloud, you must have some funk in your underwear.hr>
Normally, yes. Remember, today was commando day for me.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I think I just squeezed something out that's leaving it's own cloud hanging around. BR>
Now would be a good time to open an oxygen bar.
Oh look a snickers! (Chomp chomp chomp)
Sorry, that's corn not peanuts.
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I thought he had a sh!t eatin' grin, but just figured it was the material.
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Hey Champ, put one on my tab for D. It's the least I can do. (or is that doo doo)
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Guess I never shoulda got started on the Foster's. Hell bring me another!
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Oh, man last night I was visiting my cousin, and his cousin (no relation to me) brought over a huge ass hukka, with 4 hoses and a bowl that would hold a friggin quart! Thing is he walked over to the house with it. Walking down the road with a bong!
That'd be better than coffee and oatmeal for breakfast. BR>
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As long as the Champ hasn't been busy totalling up our tabs. BR>Is that tumbleweed, or leftover material from the shed?
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Egg nog
I haven't had any of that stuff for a decade maybe more but it sounds really good.
Egg nog and material make a good mix. hr>
Egg nog instead of water in the double bubbler?
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Used to use mouthwash occasionally. Gives it a nice minty flavor. It was a good trick when the material was a little on the harsh side too. Then we heard that the alcohol took away from the THC content, so we stopped. (don't know it was true or not)
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You're a cab! BR>Damn Web, you sleep in here last night?
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Maybe we can get some of RC's makeup. Remember what my avatar looked like before Christmas? BR>Don't worry Web, wouldn't do that to ya.
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Maybe he's got a secret room, kinda like Al Capone's vault. Maybe we get Geraldo in here to bust it open. Or maybe we could get Geraldo in here and bust him open. (wonder if he's full of candy)
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Originally posted by: TPR
Yeah, trying to get this place zoned for strippers has been a pain!!! Their biggest fear is the dancers slipping in the nacho cheese sauce...BR>
TPR
Somebody has been using the white cheddar I see. BR>
Chtistmas drinks are on me tonight. BR>
Champ, you need to franchise in Texas. You know everything's bigger here, and that includes cup sizes. BR>
6 down out of 24, got to get drinking.
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Testing out the chair massage I got the wife for Christmas. Vibrate on, heat on, buzz on. If I could piss while in this chair I'd have it made.
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Got some shrimp creole for lunch today. Unless someone comes up with something better.
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Happy hour and fish fry Friday's. BR>That and maybe a little female nudity.
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Maybe some Wendy's chili. I hear it's finger eatin' good.
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Nope, what we need here are gimics.
Muff dive Mondays
Topless Tuesdays
What's in my bra Wednesdays
Touch my thong Thursdays
Feel these Fridays
Split crotch panty Saturdays
and
Monkey Sundays (just cause monkey causes so much trouble)
All these are contingent on Champ getting some lady waitresses.
Just food for thought. And seven reasons the wife won't let me own a bar. BR>
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I'll take a frosty cold beer to go with the Jambalaya I eatin' now.
Are those boiled eggs supposed to be green for Christmas?
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: motox26
Mmmmm, now Im hungry!
Me too, oh look another snickers! hr>
Uh, that may be a Baby Ruth. I think the toilet is backed up again.
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My kids have canonball issues. Seems like wiping with a towel would be more appropriate.
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How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
Cuz, its been sittin in your guts for a day or so.
So, if I stuck my ass in the refrigerator overnight, the next day it would smell like leftovers?
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Breaking news!
Just found out Krogers has Bud cases for 12.99 each. Sale ends today.
Headed to the store now. Be back later, and hopefully drunker.
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Originally posted by: Webopper
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Nope, but your leftovers would smell like ass. hr>
LMFAO!!! That's classic.
I really think some of the stuff in there smelled like that before it was in there.
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Breaking news!
Just found out Krogers has Bud cases for 12.99 each. Sale ends today.
Headed to the store now. Be back later, and hopefully drunker.
12.99! How much is the Busch? Thats what I'am talking about!
Well, got back from Krogers. It was the 20 packs that were on sale. Still 2 bucks cheaper than normal. Also picked me up a six of Bridgeport Ale. Any of you guys from the Northwest got any comments on them? Like to taste different brands and styles, not just Bud all the time. When the got Rolling Rock down here they acted like it was a big deal. Growing up, we wouldn't drink that stuff unless it was free. Kind of like Lone Star Beer. Don't see too many Texans drinking it, Pearl yeah, but not Lone Star.
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Mornin' Champ. How about a nice cup of java. Already been multitasking today. Pooped, drank my hot chocolate and read a book all while in the reading room. Double flusher too. I need to get in there more often.
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Once the holidays are over, and I get back to my regular schedule, everything will go back to normal. Those bars on the floor aren't mine, unless they were the king-size ones. BR>
Got sick outside the gf's house once in the winter. Froze overnight, and it didn't get above freezing for a week. Not the Christmas decoration that street was looking for.
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Hope everyone had a good New Years eve. I, for one, had too good of one. Fortunately only had to stumble from our neighbors back yard to ours. Doesn't sound like much, but I sure made a challange out of it. At least the house didn't hit me this time (it's happened before). Decided I would just stay in bed most of the day, not that I felt bad, I did sober up about 11. Just decided I haven't done that (without being sick) since I can't remember when. Never did get officially dressed. Just the flannel pants and t shirt. Of course every thing I put off yesterday, I had to do today.
I think I'm ready for another drink now, Champ.
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If I'd have had that hammock and a video camera, I could have had some funny stuff from New Years.
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Quick Champ, fill me pitcher during this commercial. Gotta get back to the game.
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Quick Champ, fill me pitcher during this commercial. Gotta get back to the game.
Damn, I guess drinking, watching a football game and being in a hurry makes me talk like a pirate. BR>So I guess it's a Captain Morgan's for breakfast.
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Just saw a pirate movie. It was rated ARRRRRRR. (Thanks, I'll be here all week)
