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Posted by: dirthead
Tell him to stop chasing rats......he is running out of fingers...
Posted by: Scootergptx
I guess your friend isn't old enough to remeber the movie "Willard". (Fade to black, with the song "Ben" playing in the background)
Posted by: catchmeifucan
Well, there are 2 things, pellet guns...which shoot out lead pellets, and BB guns which are little steel balls...yeah.
Ur friend is DUMBBR>
But thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: emeraldisleatv
Whats his obsession with rats. If he is that bad with rats just carry a pellet gun next time (i think americans call the B-B guns or someit like that).
Posted by: emeraldisleatv
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Originally posted by: catchmeifucan
Well, there are 2 things, pellet guns...which shoot out lead pellets, and BB guns which are little steel balls...yeah.Ur friend is DUMBut thanks for the laugh!
some of those pellet guns are pretty powerful. i've got two. Use them to kill rats or minc that go after our chickens.
Posted by: emeraldisleatv
Mine are a .22 and .177. The .22 is a german one that cost quiet a bit and the .177 is chinese thats the cheapie.
Posted by: emeraldisleatv
Was the show any good? LOL.
Posted by: emeraldisleatv
It must have since you ended up in hospital.
Posted by: 4xZuk
When I played football, we had a guy on the "walking wounded" that was a knife fanatic. One afternoon in pratice, our tailback was complaining about his ankle tape causing his feet to go numb. Wonder-boy pulls out his trusty (read dull) knife and proclaims himself the savior. He starts hacking at the tape. As he's ~pulling~ the knife up through the tape, towards himself, the blade slips out of the tape. The force being applied to the tape carried the knife upward-into Doctor Wounded's forehead, an inch above his eye. When the blade hit his forehead, it folded over onto his thumb, and splayed it open too. 4 stiches in his forehead, three in his thumb. Stupid people do stupid things. Be a hero and take the knife away from the Rat Killer.........
Posted by: quadduck
Are not BBs made of copper?
Posted by: silverbullet2005
I stabbed myself on accident once, I had a $20,000 S-10 showtruck and had a car cover on it during winter and after winter I reached underneath it(a slammed to the pavement truck) with scissors facing my way and I was holding the tie down string with the other hand and when the string cut through the scissors went right into my left hands webbing between the thumb and the index finger. I had a few stickes and still have a scar in the shape of the scissor blade.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: silverbullet2005
I stabbed myself on accident once, I had a $20,000 S-10 showtruck and had a car cover on it during winter and after winter I reached underneath it(a slammed to the pavement truck) with scissors facing my way and I was holding the tie down string with the other hand and when the string cut through the scissors went right into my left hands webbing between the thumb and the index finger. I had a few stickes and still have a scar in the shape of the scissor blade.
I've had so many of these lil incidents its not even funny anymore. This one you are talking about I can relate to. I cut, realy more like stabbed, myself in the web in between thumb and first finger, with a pocket knife, cutting a zip tie off a hydrolic hose TOWARDS myself. Was holdin the hose with the left and cutting with the right, good buddy says turn that knife around, so I did and It popped through exactly when I wasn't thinking it would and thrusted about 2-3" into the left hand. Bleed like a mofo. It never hurt until the dam doc stuck that needle as far in there as he could. It had to have hit a nerve, or sumpin cuz it most painful. Got 6 stitches and had a hottie lil nurse to clean me up. That spot (along with others) still feels a lil weird every now and then.
Posted by: MrDumass
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Originally posted by: emeraldisleatv
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Originally posted by: catchmeifucan
Well, there are 2 things, pellet guns...which shoot out lead pellets, and BB guns which are little steel balls...yeah.Ur friend is DUMBut thanks for the laugh!
some of those pellet guns are pretty powerful. i've got two. Use them to kill rats or minc that go after our chickens.
Have killed numberess animals with my pellet rifle. I've had it for almost 20 years. Its a benjamin sheridan. 5mm .20 caliber. I've killed cats,dogs,coons,oppussoms,rabbits,squirrels,birds of all kinds,snakes,rats,mice,fish,frogs,turtles, just about almost everything a kid in the country would encounter. Hell we used to sit up in the trees and shoot the dump trucks that came by to take gravel from the river. Them was the good ol days
Posted by: Gopher500
well, my friend works with me on our farm one day a week. well we were pulling plastic back off the top of the silo. to pull it back, you have to cut it all the way across the silo, so we used a knife. Well throughout this job wed occasionally have a rat come runnin out. near the end, a rat comes out starts runnin right by him. "holy sh!t, thats a big one"...i have to admit it was a big rat...
well he then proceeds to jump off the top of the silo (knife in hand) chasing the rat. lands fine and everything, starts chasing, and slips on a bank due to the fact its uneven snowy terrain. well after his fall, he loses the rat, and his hand flies up quick. when he fell he slit 2 fingers wide open with the knife, and almost a 3rd if it wasnt for the leather gloves... they were deep cuts. well his first words were "get me a band-aid". he went to emergency room and got 7 stitches... he still doesnt see why running on top of uneven terrain (snow-wet heavy snow) with a knife isnt the best of ideas... gloves may have saved his fingers...
hes fine now, and gets to work this weekend again...see if i can find him another rat BR>
Posted by: Gopher500
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Originally posted by: 4xZuk
Be a hero and take the knife away from the Rat Killer.........hr>
sad part is he missed the rat... rat mustve had a good laugh
Posted by: hondariderAR
.....i agree
Posted by: hondariderAR
once, when i was little my sister made me watch little mermaid. on there they show the cheif running his finger w/ the blade to see how sharp it was, well this gave my little mind the idea to go try it. i ran up stairs got the sharpest knife in the kitchen sharpened it a bit and then attempted to see how sharp it was....that night ended up goin to the hospital.
Posted by: hondariderAR
nope it sucked!
