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Posted by: LEP7MM
then W and Bill look back at the car with the 2 hookers, and W asks "who are the 2 cubans?" To which Bill replied........
Posted by: LEP7MM
then Dubya says, " we shoulda brought that 'carpet-baggin' wife of yours to...........
Posted by: Yamaha660R
....ever for forever.
Posted by: TrailBlazerguy250
what are yall talking about ? lol
Posted by: TrailBlazerguy250
a jillion dollars lol
Posted by: blindside350
And Bill askes J. Lo "What a nice...
Posted by: catchmeifucan
ever.
Posted by: catchmeifucan
...drive the car while we wack eachother.....so Hillary was drivin with the idiots in back....and....
Posted by: aintnostoppinme1
who cares.. we both like men so lets go kill some iraqies and find osama
Posted by: aintnostoppinme1
michael jackson pulls them over and they have a circle jerk!!
Posted by: aintnostoppinme1
until jerry springer showed up
Posted by: Vinson581
then they gutted the focker and tryed to gut it when all of the sudden, st. nick popped out, and handed the man a brand new.........
Posted by: Vinson581
no wait, then they had a run in with the law, and had a 35mph chase down the 4 lane wide LA freeway in a white bronco, with a man driving whoes gloves dont fit, then it was almost the end.
Posted by: WyoBullRydr
"What's his name?"
Posted by: Superballs5337
that was parked in the ally, with the 2 hookers in the back passed out.
Posted by: Superballs5337
they pulled the car up to the white house and "W" got in, bill felt like sharing one of the hookers.
Posted by: Superballs5337
and because "w" was into dudes and bill wasnt gonna put out... (he wasnt alone)
Posted by: Superballs5337
never ever...
Posted by: Superballs5337
after they are done, "w" and bill remove their halloween masks to reveal...
Posted by: Superballs5337
They were clueless on how hilary found out, they say to each other how....
Posted by: Superballs5337
the end...
Posted by: BigBeezy
but didnt because.....
Posted by: LittleBill
So it seems that story has begun again, it ended with Clinton, lets try it one more time and see how it ends...
Posted by: LittleBill
cried the bartender from afar, he left his keys to the car
Posted by: LittleBill
so out of the car jumped bush with a sneer, went directly home and shot a deer
Posted by: LittleBill
as much as pendejo might try and kill this thread, bush just laughed and shot pendejo right in the head. To this day pendejo still lays dead, never able to type any more words in this thread.....
Posted by: mucky
fully loaded to the max suzuki z500 quad, it was something the elfs were making in their spare time
Posted by: mucky
they looked at the ak47 and wondered why nothing happened so
Posted by: mucky
and upon firing they noticed it was loaded with blanks
Posted by: mucky
so suzie removed her costume and was wearing monica's blue dress while asking for cigars
Posted by: YFZ660R
.....a$$ you have."
Posted by: YFZ660R
so clinton saw the car and......................
Posted by: MrDumass
... in the world did Suzie survive, and much less fit in that Hiliary costume!
Posted by: pendejo
So J. Lo and Bill meet up at a bar....
Posted by: pendejo
So J. Lo thought to shout out...
But decided to wait....
Posted by: pendejo
And they all went on a "group date"
Posted by: pendejo
Then the Prez asked how much?
Posted by: pendejo
AK47, with which he killed the thread!
Posted by: pendejo
Kerry and Cheney, and they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that d@mn carpet munchin Hillary...
Posted by: pendejo
... and the sh1t started all over again...