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Posted by: Speedy2222
if u fall out of a chair just lie there...
if u hit a deer and it's dead wlak over to it and try to trade info with it.... make sure ppl r watching
if someones stalking you... have someone stalk them... lol
most inportant 1 of all....
if your riding a honda trade it in for a yamaha
Posted by: REVOLVER
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Ya know, if you're ever falling off the Sears Tower, you should just make your body go really limp, like a dummy. That way the people walking on the street below you will try and catch you, 'cause Hey FREE DUMMY!
You got that from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy courtesy of Saturday Night Live.
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I like escalators, because they are never temporaraly "out of order", they are just temporaraly stairs.
And that's from a comedian named Mitch Hedberg.
Do you have any thoughts of your own to postwhore around with?
Survival tip: Never trust a woman with your money. Nothing funny with that, just a bit of advice.
-Marc
Posted by: BALLS2THEWALLS
Ya know, if you're ever falling off the Sears Tower, you should just make your body go really limp, like a dummy. That way the people walking on the street below you will try and catch you, 'cause Hey FREE DUMMY!
I mean Hey, who doesnt want a free dummy??
Posted by: BALLS2THEWALLS
Feel free to add anything that might help in an emergancy situatation
FYI:
I like escalators, because they are never temporaraly "out of order", they are just temporaraly stairs.
Posted by: BALLS2THEWALLS
if you are ever caught riding a yamaha, you should just say some guy said he will give you a million dollars to ride it and if you decline, he will kill you
Honda forever
Posted by: BALLS2THEWALLS
These arent supose to be funny, they should be try, so if anyone is caught in that kind of situataion, they will know what to do......thank you for your time
Posted by: 420EX
if you think you're not wearing pants, you most likely aren't
