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Posted by: NorthernEdge
those women's magazines are just like Dirt Wheels and most other ATV mags: they are never accurate!
Posted by: garyc660R
My first thought was the Quad Bash is having a wet teeshirt contest and some nice dancing girls......the family thing was now a guys + invited ladies only event...lol. My second though was Raptorboy got the babe because his Raptor is faster! Moving this post to "other atv topics" guys.
Posted by: 14mins
He can have her, i want the raptor back!!! I had the raptor just the way i wanted it!!!! She left the dog.
Posted by: 14mins
The DOG just got run over by a CAR IN THE STREET!!!!!!
Posted by: 14mins
Mrs. 14 mins here. Before you all start dissing me - he's KIDDING! Guess it's been a slow internet day.
Posted by: 14mins
I was trying to write a country and western song. Left the computer on. The mrs. saw it, and put a end to it. Oh well the thought is in her mind now. lol
Posted by: 14mins
At least she is getting some exercise.
Posted by: 14mins
WYoDuner- my wife was reading some women's mag, said the avrage man takes 14 minutes to do his business. She slapped me with the mag. for taking to long. I told her i just wanted to please her, get her moneys worth. lol
Posted by: RedReconRider
I agree with King Raptor. But just don't get crazy like I did though. When I had similar problems, just not with a quad, my answer was I went out and but me a nice 12 gauge shotgun for the sole purpose of, well, you know, Luckily I came to my senses and took the bullets out of my gun. I told this story of my stupidity to help prevent something that should never happen.
Posted by: RedReconRider
hey, it's not something that I joke around about
Posted by: RedReconRider
yeah well I realize is I share this it could prevent the same thing that I was going to do.
Posted by: RaptorRRC
14mins, did she ever tell you that there was others waiting in line for your job?
Posted by: buttfungus
What the ? 14mins are you serious?
Posted by: buttfungus
Mark, you so funny! I was going to organize a search party for the the missing rappy! I mean wife.(oops)
Posted by: BlueLeader
I'm going to call my insurance guy and make sure I am covered for that scenario.
Posted by: LT80
Does this all mean that the guy is all alone now?? maybe i could introduce him to my wife,,i'll lock up the R first tho :-P
Posted by: WyoDuner
14mins; If you look anything like your avatar/icon then it's no wonder she left you. BR>
14mins; did your wife give you you're nick - 14 minutes. If my wife named me it would be 2mins. BR>
Country Western song - "Some man ran off with my wife and my Raptor.... I sure do miss that Raptor" BR>
BTW, that wasn't a very funny post. I was really concerned about the Raptor for a while there. BR>
That's all the jokes that come to mind.
Posted by: WyoDuner
<< WYoDuner- my wife was reading some women's mag, said the avrage man takes 14 minutes to do his business. She slapped me with the mag. for taking to long. I told her i just wanted to please her, get her moneys worth. lol >>
Yep, those women's mags!!! I never seem to measure up to those. In 14 minutes I'm already rolled over and asleep!!!
Funny post, you should have strung it out a little longer.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
I guess this means the other guy had a better missile launcher than you.
Chet
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
Good move. There will always be a faster Raptor.
Chet
Posted by: KNOWSALOT
LMAO....
I was convinced until I read a little further down the page. There for a minute I thought you had the same thing happen to you that happened to me.
My ex left me because she thought I spent more time on the quad than I did on her......I mean with her.
Posted by: mich660griz
thats why i wont let my wife read, lmao!!! 14 mins, heehee. he!!, 18 seconds, including forplay and the smoke, beat ya all there, ROFLMAO!!!
i am willing to sell her cheep, but you have to take the kids too, heehee. you know i was talkin bout the wife, and not the grizzly, dont you???
my pictures
Posted by: grademan
I admire your relaxed attitude about the situation. You must be pretty laid back to be on here telling us about this. If my wife left me and took my quad I'd probably be in jail. Not that I would harm a woman, but pushed that far I'd do something stupid. Short fuses run in the family.
Posted by: grademan
Maybe it was just wishful thinking???BR>jk
Posted by: AZSAND
WOW 14MIN im glad you came clean i was fixing to take a dive off the balcony for you man to lose your raptor just hurts.my wife left me too took all 32 propertys and our retiremnet accts.all my stock assets.the beach house in jade cove the cabin in flagstff and both kids.All she left me was the trailer load of quads 1 sand rail 1 jeep and 1 boat what a dumb a$$ IM CHARMED
Posted by: Ward660R
raptorboy673 I was gonna 1up you, is was going to give him my wife if he wanted one that bad.
Posted by: THEMOOSE
Damn you 14mins, I think I cracked a rib from laughing so hard!!
Posted by: MichaelAZ
Sorry to hear that Look on the bright side, you have the dog still. Hows does the dog handle the drags ? What kind of power is he putting to ground on the dyno ? BR>
Michael
Posted by: MichaelAZ
<< When I had similar problems, just not with a quad, my answer was I went out and but me a nice 12 gauge shotgun for the sole purpose of, well, you know, Luckily I came to my senses and took the bullets out of my gun. >>
thats to be expected of someone from Safford,AZ That would NEVER happen if you was from Miami,AZ BR>
Michael
Posted by: smitty911
14MIN,
I will give you ONE of them back. After riding them they seamed to need to be ridden hard. The raptor was a better ride.LOL
Smitty
Posted by: velocityraptor
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
Posted by: Zombie66or
No Luvin' tonight I bet!!!!!!
Posted by: binfordw
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Posted by: YZFBANSHEEKING
Now another man is ridding both your woman and your machine, man that sucks.
Posted by: raptorboy673
hey mark you can ride my raptor, it will make you feel better,and you can have my wifes dog ...
charles
Posted by: raptorboy673
lol
Posted by: WarriorMadness
My wife always threatens to burn down my shed and toys when she gets ticked at me. Would hate it but them id have a good reason to visit the local Yamaha Dealer. You had a good one going, I was convinced.
Posted by: Turbo33
Whenever I read something like this, one question comes to mind. I wonder why she left?
then I keep reading and fully understand. If I was her I would of taken the dog too.
Just kidden ya back.
