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Posted by: Mike330R
Get a roll of industrial saran wrap and wrap up the quads! BR>Like HERE
and HERE
Posted by: Mike330R
<< when the boys are asleep in the toy hauler, i like to roll my quad up to the door and fire it off. That gyrt pipe gets out of bed and ready for the morning ride pronto. >>
Now thats mean! Remind me not to camp near you
Posted by: TRXter
Raptor720, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny!!
Posted by: ecbaatz
I can enjoy a practical joke with the best of them. However, some of these mentioned are dangerous, and do you really want someone to mess with your quad. I know I don't.
Oh well just my 2 cents and I am sure I will get some negative comments.
Posted by: 14mins
720- have you been play "dirt doo" tricks on 1 bearman? Even if you get caught it is easy to outrun them. The cruelest trick is to let them modd the heck out of them! the ones we play with have full exhaust, cdi, jets, airboxes about a grand and the slip-on no lid raptor spanks them. Can't wait for my 686 kit. Shooting for late jan or early feb on it.
Posted by: 14mins
when the boys are asleep in the toy hauler, i like to roll my quad up to the door and fire it off. That gyrt pipe gets out of bed and ready for the morning ride pronto.
Posted by: 1BEARMAN
How about this, Challenge all the Raptor people to race the Baja 1000 its a sure thing not one will finish. Broken transmissions, bent rear axles, and tweaked subframes can you say Yamahahahaha!
Bearman
Posted by: 1BEARMAN
Raptor720
As usual Yamaha riders dont have a clue, The Baja is OVER. The Mighty DS in stock trim got third, However not one raptor finished [again]. What really amazes me and most other DS owners is you Raptor owners are so insecure with youre choice of quads that you spend all of your time making childish post such as this and constantly bad mouthing the quad that beats you on a regular basis.Dont get me wrong I think a Raptor is a good quad For Women and Children.
Bearman
Posted by: 1BEARMAN
This post was not started in good fun or it would have been called practical jokes you can do to anyones quad not just the DS. I become disgusted when we should all be on the same team regardles of brand. We are under constant attack by enviromental extremest, not just DS riders or Yamaha riders but ALL off roaders. How about if each of us make a new years resolution to find something good in each persons quad, regardless of brand and stop the bashing. Please join the blue ribbon coalition or other group that fights for our rights as off roaders. God Bless America
and Merry Christmas
Bearman
Posted by: 1BEARMAN
Raptor720. once again God Bless America and Merry Christmas
Bearman
Posted by: BlueLeader
hmmm, that one is quite effective. another fun prank is to turn in the throttle limiter screw to prevent your fat friend from trying in vain to keep up with the Raptor. In conjunction with a bungee cord around the air intake tube, your are sure to have hours of quality holiday entertainment.
see ya at the dunes.
love scott.
Posted by: BlueLeader
After I endured Mezcal Tequila in my beer and hot sauce (1,000,000 candle power!) on my steak on my last dune trip...revenge was mine! 20 buckets of sand in the perpetrators tent was a good start. Then at Oldsmobile, when he went to take a piss, I quickly unbolted his front tire and took the nuts (he never has any tools!)
There is always one jackass who continually tries to roost you when you are parked...I hate that...those guys get a blast of chain wax down the ass crack (need gasoline to get that off)
Posted by: ltracerx
hmmmm... ok how about this, the night before, adjust the chain to have as much slack as possible, then they will obviously throw there chain, just make sure they have a case saver, unless you want to pay for a new case. Then offer to adjust it for them, but do the same thing again(make sure they aren't watching you), I am sure this will cause some frustration and make you laugh. 1bearman, have you ever noticed how all the Craptor riders are always talkin smack about DirtDoo's and all the DS riders are always talkin smack about the Craptor riders. It's all in fun, don't be so anal.
Posted by: biggy
put a fender washer in there muffler
Posted by: raptor720
With the Christmas Season upon us and the chance that one of your friends may have received a Dirtdoo as a gift (because Raptors were on back order), we thought it would be nice to start a thread of 101 pranks to pull on your Dirt Doo friend.
I will start the thread by offering PRANK 1:
Late at night, remove rear paddle tires and install with paddles backwards.
Please add as many pranks as possible.
P.S. This is all in fun so don't get your panties in a bunch!! In fact, start your own fun thread.
Posted by: raptor720
Hey Bear,
Do you actually think that the DIrt Doo's will win the Baja this year??? Recall how far ahead the Raptors were last year when they went out (mostly because of aftermarket part failures)? Raptors were hours ahead. That is why DirtDoo has not pushed the win too far. They (Dirt Doo) know it was given to them.
And now for another Dirt Doo trick:
Pull the plug wire and run a small piece of insulated wire from the plug boot to just under the thumb throttle with the end of the wire exposed (but not grounded) in such a way as to be able to jump a spark to the thumb or the rider. Tape it in place and make sure the "modification" is not visible. Now sit back and watch the fun when your DS buddy tries to start the thing. If his gloves are too dry, add a few drops of water to the thumb of the glove with a few grains of salt.
Posted by: raptor720
Another trick that can be done quickly and away from camp where he/she will not suspect you as the joker.
Carry with you some tape on wheel weights like the ones used on custom wheels. When you are out on the day's ride, add some weight to the inside of one front wheel. Then go for a fast ride and let him lead. That wheel will jump up and down like you would not believe. It is great fun.
Posted by: raptor720
The Bear appears sore so I will just let him go. I started this link to have some fun and get some laughs about pranks to play at camp. I guess he could not read the first post.
Anyway, here is another fun trick -- in this case, played on a Raptor. Take the brake light switch wires (rear) ground one and run the other to the orange coil wire. (Obvioulsy jumper wires work good for this prank). When your buddy hits the rear brake, engine dies. This will make him go nuts.
Posted by: raptor720
Oh come on Bear . . .
Sure I tend to like the Craptor and CrackNFail. The gap seems to be the DS/Raptor crowd (myself included). Obviously, these pranks apply to all atv's and most pranks are good fun. I think the Dirtdoo DS name is funny just as I usually call the Raptor a Craptor and the Cannondale and CrackNFail.
Perhaps I should have called the thread 101 Pranks to pull on your friends OR 101 Pranks to pull on your friends -- then how to hug and kiss to make up -- BUT I rather liked the DS twang. You can --- or heck, I will start a thread for the DS crowd and their 101 Pranks. After all, I want to go out as the equal opportunity Prankster.
Happy Xmas Pray Santa brings you a Raptor (lol)
Posted by: raptor720
Mike,
The wrap is GREAT!!! I will apply the technique this xmas!!!!
Posted by: zoo
Here's a couple of pranks that work pretty good, not neccessarily on a DS but funny just the same. During last years trip to the Oregon dunes (Winchester Bay), we were camping next to a fun group of people, like ourselves, the "Banshee camp" as we called it for obvious reasons. After the usual discussions over a few drinks of who's quad is the best/fastest, both camps decided the only way to solve this problem was NOT BY RACING, but to see who could pull the best joke on the other. They struck first by pulling the ground wire off the coil to my Zilla which caused me to kickstart that thing unsuccessfully until my leg felt like a wet noodle. Of course their laughter didn't help things. Then it was our turn, which was to re-adjust all their control cables. The expression on their faces was hilarious when they realized that they only had about 1/8 throttle response. No harm no foul. Nothing wrong with good ole fashion practical jokes.
Posted by: fast4wdkid
PLACE CK BALL IN THE VENT HOSE . IT WILL RUN FOR ABOUT 3 MIN THEN DIE. FOR BANSHEE GUYS ADJUST THE CARBS SO THEY ARE OUT OF SINC. THESE ARE QUICK TO DO AND HARD TO FIGURE OUT. ALSO SWAP HIS COUNTERSHAFT SPROCKET . UP TWO TEETH WILL KILL HIM
Posted by: mich660griz
o.k., i got one. take an ordanary close pin, add a strong rubberband to it, and pinch your friends gas line, but only while your out about 10 miles from the trucks. then ride off in front of him, and dont look back. be sure to have a camcorder ready, when he stalls out. it is quality entertainment for a small cost, lol. and for gods sake, dont help him, hide. just seeing an overweight man with a cigerette hanging out of his mouth pushing a 400 lb machine half a mile is priceless, heehee. better entertainment that a bug zapper and a sixpac!
Posted by: MNWildFan
If you know the combination to the lock on your friends quad replace his lock with one that has a different combo. Very fun to watch.
Replace your friends spark plug with an old one that you have gutted out
Take the liner out of their helmet (If they are dumb enough to not notice do they really need the helmet? Give it back before you ride)
Loosen the cores on their valve stems, they will get a flat like every 10 minutes. dont do it unless you have access to air.
Posted by: AZSAND
Hey rappys im not fat or you can't prove it any way. but i do ride a rappy eater[opps soooory i could'nt help my self]that statement was totaly unwaranted and uncalled for but thats what made it fun.any ways guys i do enjoy your pranks.and i am not offended.
so moving on might i suggest pushing that fat beast into one of the toy hauler during the night. but the owner better be a friend . and at least one member of your group must know CPR before doing this trick
Posted by: KrakeronaKrackNfail
BR>ok the best doo trick i know is to do a quick engine mod, replace the doo motor with that of a atc 110. he will be so amazed that he could finnally make it up olds hill
jb
Posted by: KrakeronaKrackNfail
It is true that the Raptor is for women and children....or anyone that is under 300lbs. So there may be a place in this world for the DS. In the local Home Depot for the chubby's that dont wanna walk the store BR>
owner of a 02 Raptor
Posted by: Raptordan
Here's an extremely cruel (but funny) prank: Invite all your DS buddies to a party where hot chicks are, and tell them to bring their Dirt Doos. Show up with your Raptor and watch the envy in their eyes as all the women run to YOU and your AWESOME machine............
