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Originally posted by: nukeim
Hooterville

Your application has been rejected by the Ring of Eight





4-1-13-13-9-20!

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Posted by: Hooterville

Hey Vern, I think you mean "I'm King of the World!" (Streetking)
I stand in awe....I'm not worthy.
(Can you put in a good word for me? I've been practicing as often as I can). Of course here in Louisiana doing crazy street stunts is like dating a fat chick. It's fun till your friends see ya.
Hoot

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Posted by: Hooterville

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Originally posted by: nukeim

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Originally posted by: FastZ

Oh ye of little faith...You were >< this close to making it. Then you had to go ask a question like that and prove yourself not worthy. Grand Invitation to the Tutankhamen Order, Under the Teutonics (G.I.T.O.U.T.) declined.

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1. Are Teutonics like Tonsils?
2. If FastZ gets his "declinement" anulled... I want my anullment declined. (rejection letter rec'd Dec. 03).
3. I think Bobman is too happy for someone thats not a Streetking
hmmmm, or IS he?

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Posted by: TrailBlazerguy250

lol

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Posted by: Speedy2222

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Originally posted by: nukeim
Hear ye, hear ye, all Street King® applicants.

"Federated Association of Godjumpers" (F.A.G's)

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LOL i fell outta my chair reading that... i HOPE you aren't serious

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Originally posted by: Bobman
It&39;s not a question of want. No, desire has never been the question. It is just that at times like these one looks inward and ponders, “Am I really Street King material?” There are so many things to consider when brooding on such a noble question. For accepting the challenge and daring to call yourself a Street King is an endeavor not be taken lightly.

Since the dawning of mankind our species has been forced to struggle with many a daunting question and greater men than I have offered their input. Countless men have fought and died for great ideals and crusades of virtue, yet when all is said and done, the decision to embrace the challenge to become a Street King is a decision that must be made by the individual. It goes without saying that to try and fail is nothing to be ashamed of. For when we look at the courage, dedication and integrity required to add one&39;s name to the hallowed rolls of greatness and actually accept the nobility of becoming a Street King we see that the names are few. For who among us can feel absolutely sure that they would be able to uphold the honor and majesty of wearing such an exalted title.

Is it a question of vanity? While it would enchant the hearts of men near and far to claim such regal status, the stark reality, cold and harsh as it may be, is that not all are intended for such greatness and many will fall short of the mark. For if being a Street King were easy the reward and grandeur would be diminished. Many men often question their veracity and intestinal fortitude and turn back at the last moment as they realize that they lack the moral fiber and character to pick up the gauntlet and say, “I, I shall pledge my life and all that I am to the Street Kings and all that they stand for.” Thus the ranks of the Street Kings are thin.

Over the ages the men who have taken the solemn vows and lived to tell of the rewards are few. Yet it is this quest for greatness which prompts a few brave souls to embrace their own destiny and accept the crown of greatness worn by all Street Kings past, present and future. When one considers the vastness of the cosmos and void that it encompasses they are often awestruck yet also dismayed at their seemingly insignificance in the grand scheme of it all. But not a Street King. Like a Teutonic knight of an age gone by, The Street Kings stand true and represent an ever glowing light of vigilance towards which all of mankind can progress and gather in their abundant glory.

So I say to you young man, you who are of fine lineage and pure moral disposition, are you ready to step forth and claim your position in eternity? Are you ready to embrace a lifetime of honor and great strife? You, yes you...Do ya wanna join?

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha.................that was like ......... wow....I read it all, and then I read your name......Bobman....haahahaha...............................how can you be so inteligent, and then have the name Bobman..(no offence)

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Originally posted by: LTZ400flyinHIGH
yeah r u sober. lay up on the drugs.

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Posted by: catchmeifucan

was the binary code supposed to confuse everyone?BR>It is just like that morse code thread. All you have to do is search google for a "binary code translator"
but it is still cool that you guys thought of that!

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Posted by: catchmeifucan

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Originally posted by: Bobman
Awww man...

You mean there's a translator? I was just putting in random 1's & 0's by trial and error until I got it right.


Translator...what will they think of next???


Before long they might have computers running on 32 bit architecture....yeah right after the floating cars!!!

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What i posted was meant for the other readers of this thread who would like to know what you guys were saying

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lol

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Originally posted by: eiger2
How can ya type so good and be so stoned??????!!!!!!

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If anyone knows the awnser,please send your awnser in on a postcard to...

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Posted by: nukeim

We'll...I would join up with you Heywood....But it might present a "conflict of interest" with my affilliation with the "People of Oklahoma Organization of Poopshooters Anonymous" (POOPA)

So, I guess I'll just abstain...And be happy with my "crappy" club.

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Posted by: nukeim

Maybe he is a member, but that's only because of all his $$$.

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Posted by: nukeim

It appears that the Street Kings have drawn too much attention to themselves, and under the auspices of disbanding...Have gone underground.

So I pose this to the nefarious leader of this clandestine group of stunting street urchins: I know that you are reading this... Come out into the light, so that we may bask in the glory that is the Street Kings, so that us lowly dirt warriors from the "Land-o-No-Concrete" may grovel and beg for the limited number of positions of tutelage under the sage and watchful eyes of the Street King task-masters.

We are ready sir. We are ready.

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Posted by: nukeim

Hear ye, hear ye, all Street King® applicants.

As one of the (now 4) authorized "Federated Association of Godjumpers" (F.A.G's) that are allowed to speak to the populace about issues pertaining to the Street Kings ®, I am officially declaring the application submission time period as being closed.

We have had several intelligence leaks pertaining to the Street Kings®, and have executed several of our Royal Staff. The daily floggings, and random executions of the newest cadre of members shall continue until the outward flow of fact and rumor alike have ceased.

We will be looking to replenish a few of the recently vacated positions. However, after a preliminary examination of the current applicants submisssions...I am in serious doubt as to whether or not the Illuminati will choose any of you slovenly landlubbers to be admitted into the sacred ranks.

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NOTICE

All current Street Kings® are hereby officially banned (at the direction of the Illuminati, as well as the Stone Cutter League) from speaking in public at all on any and all matters pertaining to Street King® application, acceptance, membership, or activities. Under penalty of being drawn and quartered, witnessed by your entire family, by the 4 albino midget wrestlers hiding in my closet.

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--Written under direction of the Illuminati, the Stone Cutters, as well as the other 3 pillars (NEVER to be named or spoken of aloud) of leadership that make up the sacred "Ring of Eight" of the Street Kings® hierarchy--

Signed,

13-9-11-5

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Posted by: nukeim

Hooterville

Your application has been rejected by the Ring of Eight for the folling reason:

On line item 3, you spelled "God" wrong.

There are many "good jumpers"...We need "God jumpers". An entirely different dimension of jumping.

Only the Gods can tell when when you have reached this level of goodness.

You may not submit another application until Jupiter and Saturn align properly with the moons of Uranus....Or when the Cubs win the series, which ever happens first.

There will be a new application posted here in the coming days, open to all previous applicants as well as new ones.

It will however, be the last chance to be selected into our ranks until the next time the Ring of Eight rises from the depths of seclusion, bellows with its mighty voice over all the land, smites all that shall oppose its ranks, and declares the new "Age of the Quad".

So let it be written...So let it be done...Under penalty of our royal displeasure.

13-9-11-5

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Posted by: nukeim

Everything about the Street Kings ® is serious.

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Posted by: nukeim

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Originally posted by: FastZ
What, may I ask, does this SECRET link look like? And where is it on your website? Thanks.

05-231-75-3

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Oh ye of little faith...You were >< this close to making it. Then you had to go ask a question like that and prove yourself not worthy. Grand Invitation to the Tutankhamen Order, Under the Teutonics (G.I.T.O.U.T.) declined.

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Posted by: nukeim

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Originally posted by: eiger2
This is an outrage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This or these individuals need to go thru the Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.?) program on trail etiquette. If they wont go willingly, we will be forced to drag them thru the S.H.I.? forcefully!

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Oh how easily the masses are disillusioned. BR>
What business would Street Kings have learning trail etiquette?



They would be better off with a week long seminar on Advanced Street Stunting for the Honorific Order of the Lengthy Endo Stunt (A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.)...Or at the very least a two day refresher on the Basics of International Teutonic Ceremonial Handshakes (B.I.T.C.H.)


Maybe we could start an off-road chapter...But I only have room for 11 decoder rings.

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Posted by: nukeim

Street Kings don't need practice.

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Posted by: nukeim

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Originally posted by: WyoBullRydr
I don't think I would want to be a god jumper. I am pretty sure that is bad.

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You sir, may never have any idea of the feeling that comes with the jumping of gods.

We will soon enter a pedagogical phase in our constantly evolving core of values, you would do well to listen, learn, and be humble in the knowledge that you are witnessing a greatness that is rivalled only by the giants in the annals of historical myth and lore. There is a great deal you must learn in order to gain the knowledge, skills, and abilities required to be one of the truly great. As true greatness only comes with great sacrifice and a purity of heart that few are even aware of, much less capable of exibiting.


Watch, listen, learn, but do not speak. For all men should show proper humility in the presence of their superiors...The Street Kings.

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Posted by: nukeim

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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Posted by: nukeim

Oh crap.

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Posted by: nukeim

Somebody was trying to be a god jumper and fell short...And was seen.

There's going to be hell to pay.

You have been identified, and the hounds have been released.

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Posted by: nukeim

I find nothing about the "Doughnut Kings" a threat with regard to the Street Kings.

That's like comparing the kid that carries the coaches headset wire to Mean Joe Green.

If they should ever rear their heathen donut heads near any current Street King member, they shall be eradicated instantaneously from the face of this great earth with the "White Teutonic Fire" from the heavens. Otherwise known as as the WTF laser.

-By order of the closest Enclave of Elders.

13-9-11-5





That's right, we now have freakin' laser satellites.

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Posted by: nukeim

Translators be not something a true god jumper needs.

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Originally posted by: Brink74868
Any cool wheeliers or tricksters still alive???? hr>

Where do you think I've been hanging out?

Over
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There


With the Order.

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Posted by: Bobman

It&39;s not a question of want. No, desire has never been the question. It is just that at times like these one looks inward and ponders, “Am I really Street King material?” There are so many things to consider when brooding on such a noble question. For accepting the challenge and daring to call yourself a Street King is an endeavor not be taken lightly.

Since the dawning of mankind our species has been forced to struggle with many a daunting question and greater men than I have offered their input. Countless men have fought and died for great ideals and crusades of virtue, yet when all is said and done, the decision to embrace the challenge to become a Street King is a decision that must be made by the individual. It goes without saying that to try and fail is nothing to be ashamed of. For when we look at the courage, dedication and integrity required to add one&39;s name to the hallowed rolls of greatness and actually accept the nobility of becoming a Street King we see that the names are few. For who among us can feel absolutely sure that they would be able to uphold the honor and majesty of wearing such an exalted title.

Is it a question of vanity? While it would enchant the hearts of men near and far to claim such regal status, the stark reality, cold and harsh as it may be, is that not all are intended for such greatness and many will fall short of the mark. For if being a Street King were easy the reward and grandeur would be diminished. Many men often question their veracity and intestinal fortitude and turn back at the last moment as they realize that they lack the moral fiber and character to pick up the gauntlet and say, “I, I shall pledge my life and all that I am to the Street Kings and all that they stand for.” Thus the ranks of the Street Kings are thin.

Over the ages the men who have taken the solemn vows and lived to tell of the rewards are few. Yet it is this quest for greatness which prompts a few brave souls to embrace their own destiny and accept the crown of greatness worn by all Street Kings past, present and future. When one considers the vastness of the cosmos and void that it encompasses they are often awestruck yet also dismayed at their seemingly insignificance in the grand scheme of it all. But not a Street King. Like a Teutonic knight of an age gone by, The Street Kings stand true and represent an ever glowing light of vigilance towards which all of mankind can progress and gather in their abundant glory.

So I say to you young man, you who are of fine lineage and pure moral disposition, are you ready to step forth and claim your position in eternity? Are you ready to embrace a lifetime of honor and great strife? You, yes you...Do ya wanna join?

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Posted by: Bobman

Rabbit....My Suzuki Brother...

Are YOU a Street King....if so, Can I have your autograph???

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Posted by: Bobman

Each morning I get up and I hit my knees for the sole purpose of thinking the Good Lord above that the Stret Kings are alive, well and on the same planet as myself...life is good.


Bob "life is good" Bobman

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Posted by: Bobman

In my awe of the Street Kings....I made a typo...I THANK the Lord...not think...I am not THAT REDNECK!!!

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Posted by: Bobman

Jason...

Do you really think there is an application to be a Street King? You should know by now, only destiny and divine right birth can afford you a place in the Street Kings.

Govern yourself accordingly. So let it be written, So let it be done!!!


Bob

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Posted by: Bobman

As the holidays near and people across this great country begin to seek the warm and fuzzy feelings that are so important to them this time of year, many of you may be asking yourself, "What do I have to be thankful for?"

Well I will tell you what you have to be thankful for. You can be thankful that tonight while you lie in your warm bed dreaming of the feast and football which await you tomorrow, somewhere, on some lonely outpost, far from the comforts of home, a lonely figure keeps a timeless vigil like a night from days gone by. For as you and I sleep, you may rest assured that one or more of The Street Kings is at the ready. Ready to be called to action in order to save our way of life, perhaps even our entire species, from enemies of any and all sizes and shapes. The Street Kings are there...now if that does not give you something to be thankful for....then I doubt that anything could stir your cold tungsten heart.

Bob "Knowing that The Street Kings live gives me hope for a better tomorrow" Bobman

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Posted by: Bobman

An Ode To The Street Kings....

Last night I was awoken from my peacful slumber
for all I could hear was the sound of one lone drummer

He pounded and pounded and pounded his drum
He did not sing, he did not even hum

His message was simple, his messag was just
He had a message that was easy to trust

The message was smart, it was not dumb
he said if you pave it, they will come

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Posted by: Bobman

God Spelling and God grammer iz awlmost az emportunt az God jummping skillz

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Posted by: Bobman

Secret Society eh? Said the Canadian.....

Well Secret Societies need secret links....so I took a little bit of liberty with our own page...see if you can find the secret link...I will know if you find it.... Enjoy..the message and location changes each week.

Secret Links for Secret Societies....see if you can find it


The link is SOMEWHERE on the web SITE listed above...and it is a growing site...

Have Fun

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Posted by: Bobman

Fast Z..........

It's like hunting easter eggs...if I told you it would ruin it. But here is the gist of it...somewhere on the Central Oklahoma ATV Club web site is a hidden link, by that I mean a link you can click on (Where your arrow turns to a hand) but there is no text or picture there to signify it. You will just be scanning the pages and when you run across the hidden link, your pointer will turn to a hand...the "active" area is very small but you can find it if you try. When it turns to a hand, click and you will be taken to the "secret page" where you can stare in amazement for hours.

12, 93, inversion of the vectored xylo of Meredith.

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Posted by: Bobman

Am I a Streetking???

It seems as though there has been speculation, both pro and con, as to whether I, Bobman, am among the ranks of the most respected group of riders on Terra Firma. I think that one's honor and integrity come into question if one claims the title and prestige of Street King. The moral fiber required to be a Street King would certainly prevent one from boasting about his status. For a man who has been vested with such exalted title would hardly flaunt his success and good fortune in the face of others. Men who attain such stations in life are kind, compassionate, thoughtful, intelligent, considerate and humble. And while all of the aforementioned characteristics could certainly be attributed to myself, I am going to abstain from comment at this time as to my affiliation with the Street Kings or any other organizations of great magnitude. In closing I would like to say that my relation to the Street Kings shall remain quite nebulous for the forseeable future. But whether I am a SK or not, just know that they are always there for us ready to aid us in our times of need.

Bob

87 16 23 subsector 73 of the augmentation of Athenian Precipitorship of Pasquale's Third Rule.
So Let it Be Written... So Let it Be Done!!!

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Posted by: Bobman

I would like to take this opportunity to issue a request asking the assistance of all SK's and GJ's. A crime of a galactic magnitude and preportion has taken place. A crime of a nature so heinous that it could possibly have an outcome on the overall battle between good and evil as it pertains to the universal conscious.

Apparently on February 20, 2005 someone who had been riding an ATV (or a beast of an equine nature) allegedly relocated displaced soil of a highly hydrated manner from the trail onto, into or nearby the restroom/shower facility at Prague Lake Riding area in central Oklahoma. I realize that while the above described criminal act seems highly improbable it is alleged that it did indeed occur. And while any person of a reasonable level of intelligence would find it hard to believe that an individual riding an ATV or equine beast would acquire dirt or mud in, on or about their person it is alleged that it happened.

I mean what are the odds that a primative restroom facility located ajacent to an ATV/Equine Beast Riding area would acquire any mud and or dirt on the floor? I know I certainly would not have predicted it. For that is indeed a leap of all science, technology and reasoning.

So I come to you as a humble mortal and ask your assistance. I am issuing a plea to all SK's & GJ's to use your great intellect and "special powers" as endowed to you by other powers who exist on a superior plane and provide us with the answers to the three most important questions in life.

1. Did it happen?
2. Will it happen again?
3. What the hell difference does it make??????

Bob "Please englighten us O Noble Street Kings" Bobman

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Posted by: Bobman

I am not one to boast or rave about past exploits, but I have actually communicated with ThEbLaStInKiD via Instant message a couple of times. I am not going to give out his AOL Screen name but I have conversed with him on two occasions. I was going to rely on charitible acts and pious deeds to get myself into Heaven...but now I figure I can just go do whatever I want to since having conversed with "The Kid" as his close friends call him.


Bob "You may soon be able to purchase my tears on E-Bay" Bobman

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Posted by: Bobman

Okay....there is A LOT of new info on SK activities and even more "chatter" on the CIA boards about the sub-groups and enclaves affilitaed with SK. I am not really sure how all of this goes but...

I heard that the last words of a dying field operative lying in a Budapest slum were, "Define the system, save the enclave and prohibit the union, 7-18-258-residual of 3 by deviation of 11" Now while you and I know EXPLICITLY what this says in reality, we have to read between the lines and discover the true context of the message.

I take it to mean that the Teutonic Enclave of gOd JuMpErS' delegate to the Knights of Malta will be riding on a white quad when trying to elude enemies of the cause. The tenuous alliance between the Illuminati and the Templar will be called into question and one of the delegates will be exposed as an imposter and false prophet. Which of course brings us to the $64,000,000 question, WHICH delgate?

Illuminati circles have been so bold as to name the false prophet as Camilla Bowles Parker and they claim that, "Prohibit the Union" definitely corresponds to the pending nuptuals of Prince Charles and Camilla. I myself, being a new scholar of the ancient scrolls and repositories, am not in a position to speculate the veracity of this contention. Perhaps Mike could enlighten us with his take on the idea.

My own belifs, for what they are worth, is that the operative who died in the gutters of Budapest had been given numerous forms of narcotics and programmed to spout the tripe riddled propaganda of the opposing forces. But again, that is JUST my take on it...other "Scholars of the Magnitude" might interpret it totally different. I base my contention that he was drugged upon the eratic patterning of the code as compared to the layout of the definition sheet and conversely cross referenced with The Rosetta Stone. I mean the facts are evident. The code is 3 sub sectors of the deviation of L off and the mathematical implications...well I don't even need to explain those, they speak for themsleves.

So I ask you this, What is the connection between the Illuminati notations on the refernce sheet and THE DIRECT CORRELATION of the gas chromatograph reading on the substance found in the blood sample from Rep. Sonny Bono's autopsy??? Riddle me that one if you would oh wise ones!!!

Bob "76-22-457, subsector 9, of the first derivative of the Pluto retrograde" Bobman

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Posted by: Bobman

Mike...

Don't you mean you were used and left at a Holiday Inn Express last night???


Now, on to more serious concerns. Unnamed sources in the scientific community have disclosed that there have been recent paradigm shifts in the spectral analysis of recent readings from the Van Allen Radiation Belt. Some speculate that this can be directly correlated to the testing of a device which makes use of high intensity Gamma Rays in an age old attempt to develop a cost effective means of Alchemy.

Of course those of us who are TRUE members of certain clandestine organizations and subfactions of said groups know that alchemy has long been one of the primary goals of the enemy of "The Cause (11-19-237 * 9' 27")"
While this could be seen as a cause for alarm, Elders of The Realm are advising caution and vigilance but are not, repeat, ARE NOT authorizing any actions at this time.

Information obtained from an intercepted communique, originating from Sofia, Bulgaria, indicate that certain Teutonic and Maltan groups have mobilized but are now in a stand down position. What does this mean for the SK's? While SK's have long been independant, it goes without saying that ancient affiliations with powerful peers are both necessary and vital to maintaining the stature which SK's now enjoy.

The Teutonic and Maltan Orders have existed for many centuries with direct ties dating back to the Templary Order. While the independancy of the SK's could be called into question if it appeared as though they were aligning with the aforementioned orders, many feel that taking similar actions would be in the SK's best interest at best and a defensive posture at least.

Rumor has it that SK leaders including "ThE KiD" himself have gathered at an undisclosed location where they will analyze all intelligence, review and check continuity of information, determine proper actions, including but not limited to, acts of omission and positions of official inactivity, and will finally set forth an agenda for carrying out the prescribed course of action (or inaction if required) as decided on by a concensus of The Elders of The Realm.

So what does this mean for the rank and file SK? The best advice would be to remain vigilant but take no action until prompted. 7 23 146 84 264 apply standard retrograded values for segment 9 officers only.


Bob "I would not fear yet, but remain on guard" Bobman

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Posted by: Bobman

Central Guardians of the Teutonic Realm:


Heed these words from the Enclave of Seven and ponder their meaning.

"The smoke of white flashed in the night, the throne now has an occupant. The northern seat has been filled, yet others sit vacant. The Bulgarian sacrifice yeilded four, the chair is against the wall and John has a long mustache.

When Charlemagne grasped The Spear of Longinus he knew that the world was his. It is this same feeling that one must get when riding with the SK's. While I can neither confirm nor deny my alleged affiliation with this awe inspiring group, I will say that I have recently become seriously accute as to the meanings of the enscriptions recently transcribed by the Elders of Levin. Now if that does not indicate where my loyalties lie I can not think of anything that would be more precise.

While recent events in the former Soviet Union may indicate that certain factions of an archaec order are plotting to align themselves with the Triumvirate of Apocalyptic Shaminism, simulteanously it could be said that the Prophets of Yendi are gathering their flock and preparing for a grand council. While the ramiifications of this are still open to SOME interpretation, it has been the concensus that certain interests in Regions 9, 3 and 11 are taking unspecified yet appropriate actions.

Recent alignments of Illuminati and Masonic orders indicate that SK holdouts in sectors 14, 8, 93 and 7 are possibly in harm's way. Therefore please set all detection codes to the following parameters:

5-17-35-3-89-342 deliniate by standard variable associated with Node 62547 and add three thus changing the color of the day to jasmine.

I will keep you advised of future revelations.


So Let It Be Written...So Let It Be Done

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Posted by: Bobman

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Posted by: Bobman

Awww man...

You mean there's a translator? I was just putting in random 1's & 0's by trial and error until I got it right.


Translator...what will they think of next???


Before long they might have computers running on 32 bit architecture....yeah right after the floating cars!!!

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Posted by: Bobman

Fast Z...

We welcome our Bretheren from the Iguanastanian Enclave. We see that your skills are well honed and suited to our needs. It is men like you who make the SK's such an endowed and noble unit. We are sure that you will assist us in our goals and objectives as we strive to enhance the rewards reaped by the legions of SK supporters and affiliates and those with whom they (and their allegiances) lie. So I say unto you on this day of amalgamated powers united by the breezes of Yindi welcome back to the fold and set encryption to the following standards:


11, 236, 97 subsectored of division 9 and quadrants 11, 37 and 93...

So Let it Be Written...So Let it Be Done

11, 8766, subchapter of 8

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Posted by: HappywithVForce

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Originally posted by: nukeim
We'll...I would join up with you Heywood....But it might present a "conflict of interest" with my affilliation with the "People of Oklahoma Organization of Poopshooters Anonymous" (POOPA)

So, I guess I'll just abstain...And be happy with my "crappy" club.

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I think if John Kerry gets elected, he will stop all organized Poopshooting. He dishes it out so fast, he may get shot!
He is a menber of the Street Kings though.

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Posted by: Heywood

damn .. and i had my heart set on being a street king

i would have posted sooner, but i was outside practicing my wheelies and jumps.

ok i guess i'll start my own club .. anyone wanna join the 'barefoot poopstompers?'

i need a few good stompers and someone with a putty knife that can scrape our feet off after each meeting.

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Posted by: Heywood

i just got my notice, i'm the newest member of the street kings.

it seems i beat out a huge fields of contenders that included ben affleck, among other celebrities.

i now know how it feels to win the heisman or something akin to that.





-heywood-

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Posted by: eiger2

Are you sober?


AN atv gang called the street kings??????? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">BR>

My wife was laughing so hard she had to leave the room. Yer posts are great!

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Posted by: eiger2

I stopped following this thread last june. Tonight I took another look and WOW this turned into the greatest thread ever.!!
I now see that I hace to be G.A.Y. before I can be a F.A.G.

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Posted by: eiger2

Nice site, bobman, good way to get traffic.
ATV clubs are the fastest growing trend today. Look at this thread. Quadiacs from all over the planet are trying to join The Street Kings.

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Posted by: eiger2

Bob, ya protest too much - Shakespeare. As has already been established, to be a true SK, you must be G.A.Y. or F.A.G. (hmmmmmmm, ya do type nice

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Posted by: eiger2

This is an outrage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This or these individuals need to go thru the Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.?) program on trail etiquette. If they wont go willingly, we will be forced to drag them thru the S.H.I.? forcefully!

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Posted by: eiger2

OH...MY....GAWD, I just checked out the picture page of the original STREET KING. I have seen our savioer (dang, I'm glad I cant spel, I'd get kiked out of the SK ). BlasTinKid is fer sure the KING BR>
His steed is truly spactacular, surely it will jump multiple gods ,and wheelieing is no doubt a top priority.

He left an email adress but I'm not worthy of the KING and will not soil his mail with my pathetic earthling drivel. I'm just so proud to be considered a part of this noble and worthy cause.

I know no true SK would soil an outhouse and am sure that the SKs had nothing to do with the alleged muddiing of the alleged privy.

As for the trail chapter, "The Queens," I hereby nominate BOBMAN as the queen of that group, for no man? better understands the nuances and awsome responsibility of the greatest secret society in the history of this or any other planet.

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Posted by: eiger2

PRAISE THE GODJUMPERS!!!!!! I just recieved my secret S.K. membership packet. I'm a lil disappointed that I only rated a pink powerband but with a lil extra practice and a lot of praying I hope to move up to the yeller powerband. My quad definitely feels different with the new powerband installed. I'm not quite up to god-jumping yet but my wheeling skills are way improved. BR>

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Posted by: eiger2

OH MY GAWD!!!!! It turns out that even tho my riding buddies were at first skeptical about my Street King worthiness and even more so about the pink powerband, they are way jealous about my newfound chick magnetism. Turns out that the chicks have no control over their attraction to a STREET KING!! I'm on the lookout for some extra bling to attach to my royal steed and even a trailor to haul all the honeys around.

Thats all the time I got. Heading ouy to practice, the honeys are waiting. ( Wheres my viagra??)

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Posted by: eiger2

How can ya type so good and be so stoned??????!!!!!!

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Posted by: eiger2

Both threads were started at the same time. I've been a charter godjumper. The founding fathers felt one thread would not be enough fo the magnatude of such a worthy and dignified cause.

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Posted by: eiger2

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Posted by: IndyPred

Damn!!!!! I so drunk I thought about joinin!!!!! How long ya think it would take to ride my predator to New Jersey?

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Posted by: WyoBullRydr

I don't think I would want to be a god jumper. I am pretty sure that is bad.

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Posted by: WyoBullRydr

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Originally posted by: WyoBullRydrI don't think I would want to be a god jumper. I am pretty sure that is bad.

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You sir, may never have any idea of the feeling that comes with the jumping of gods.We will soon enter a pedagogical phase in our constantly evolving core of values, you would do well to listen, learn, and be humble in the knowledge that you are witnessing a greatness that is rivalled only by the giants in the annals of historical myth and lore. There is a great deal you must learn in order to gain the knowledge, skills, and abilities required to be one of the truly great. As true greatness only comes with great sacrifice and a purity of heart that few are even aware of, much less capable of exibiting.Watch, listen, learn, but do not speak. For all men should show proper humility in the presence of their superiors...The Street Kings.

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Man, with all that high falutin, talk, you can't be a native Oklahoman. I is one and I knowed tha differnce.

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Posted by: WyoBullRydr

hahha. That's funny right there. My in-laws are coming to town this week from Moore, OK. I am staying away somewheres.

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Posted by: WyoBullRydr

I wanna join Heywood's club. I think I would make a reel guud poopstomper. Cep fer tha part about havin to scrape tha poop frum tha foots ove tha uther members. I no eye wuld hav ta be doun that fer a while till my probashunary periud runned out, but i wuld be reel guud at it. O, did I ferget ta menshun that i's is form Oklah..uh..Okla... uh... I is a Okie too.?

Plus I wasn't born in NJ and I don't really know what a "derivative" is.

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Posted by: WyoBullRydr

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Originally posted by: Brink74868
I is a Okie? Sir, you have spent entirely too much time where the men are men and the sheep are skeer't. Pardon me for asking, but you have a street legal Grizzly & do not wish to God Jump?? May I suggest you spend less time huffing bull poop and more time breathing in the fumes from super unleaded. Jason

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I thought (that may be the problem) that you would certainly need a sport type quad to God jump. My Grizzly is street legal but not a good wheelier, as the air is thin up here, and I live at approx. 7200 ft. elev. I retired from the bull poop huffing a couple years ago. Although I now live in the great white north, I married a fellow Okie (no relation) and can't get the Okie strain away from my house. Please advise.

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Posted by: WyoBullRydr

Well, like someone rich and famous onct said, "I would never belong to a club that would want me as a member.". I shall re-apply when I have installed the prescribed 27" tires and ITP rims to the great Grizz, then maybe my confidence in my Grizz'z wheeliering abilities will have grown.


TW "What the hell does TW stand for" Brown

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Posted by: WyoBullRydr

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WyoBullRydr is frightened by your new crazy hip lingo. And I don't know how to unencrypt it. I am not worthy.

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Posted by: Hippyhunter

Not that I am a StreetKing or maybe I am...but I wish to point out to the whole world how we as Oklahomans can put forth so many long winded and flowery pulpit masters;one look at this thread and you should know!
(ps: I am the "original" god jumper....Napster told me so)

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Posted by: BlAsTinKid42

hewy os anyone wanna join the street kings?....that a group that im tryin to
start..i need thre good wheeliers.....3 god jumpers...and more watever...crazy
street stunts

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yamaha blaster 200cc
none engine mods
i got acessories for it
like skid plates..an new grabbar
nerf bars...

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Posted by: rolsmojave3

Eiger2 recommended me to this thread for getting billet on my Eiger...it looks sweet for a utility and an Eiger at that..lol...I feel that I am not certified to be one (street king) or cool enough...I just wish I could god jump on an Eiger...now that'd be cool

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Posted by: rolsmojave3

hahahahahaha....good god..hey eiger2 did you get me in the club yet or what...i got billet on my eiger....i think that's why i was recruited

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Posted by: ConfederateHokie

Recreational Pharmacology major at Rutgers University...........

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Posted by: 4wheelerfred

WTF????????? You guys are f#cking crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
now your all mad it's ok thats step one of 9! oh and the grizzly bear is your freinds !

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Posted by: 4wheelerfred

son of a ditch they think F^ck is a bad word....
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Posted by: RaBBiT27

id join if i could stop laughin and ride to nj fro iowa

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Posted by: RaBBiT27

ha thats pretty funny but i got lost after about to big words and when i saw how long it was i was like

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Posted by: RaBBiT27

if i was a street king i would say no but there is no way i am near being a street king so here
Jake

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Posted by: PolarisTheOnlyWayOut

Hey everyone be nice...I wanna be a street King...I would be nuttin but Happy to ruin my new Mudlites on PAVEMENT...and pick up som hot street chiks...i mean when your a street king the corners seem to be fillin up with them...

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Posted by: gsettle081

Why don't we just start a Western Street Kings? Headquarters in Purcell Oklahoma. Better than New Jersey anyway.

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Posted by: TheWeedman

lmao

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Posted by: DuneRider650

lol thats awsome

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Posted by: Brink74868

Since day one of my learning of the very existence of a cause as noble as The Street Kings, I have been a changed man. My life now has purpose! I have trained hard, eaten of the mighty Wheaties, and have devoted my life of riding to the study of Street Kingdom. I have traded the mighty rivers and cow pastures of my land and have devoted myself to a life of Street kingdomness. I no longer get on my lowly quad and feed animals, check fences, and spend quality time with family and friends. I have been diligently practiced my wheelies, god jumping, and crazy stunts.

Please, BlAsTinKid42, I am ready to move to Jersey and follow you!!! I need to join!!!! Send me an application!

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Posted by: Brink74868

What happened to the Street Kings? Are you a non-believer? If the leader of the Street Kings were divulged to the general public, then the delicate balance of the earth, as we know it could be thrown off, causing earthquakes, floods, and snow in July. Some things are just better left alone. Must you wait in the living room on Christmas Eve to personally speak to Santa Clause, or do you just believe? Do you chase the Easter Bunny when he brings your eggs? Must you go to Florida to believe in Flipper? What if the Riddler knew that Bruce Wayne was Batman? Would he ever be able to sleep (with Robin)? What if Lex Luther had known the true identity of Superman? He would have mailed Clark some kryptonite and killed him dead and wreaked havoc and destruction all over the world.
I will ask one final question. Do you have God's E-Mail address? I believe that some things need not be questioned. I am just glad knowing that out there....... Somewhere........ There is a founding father who's vision was as clear as the nose on your face and embarked on a thankless journey to found one of the cornerstones of our way of ATVing life..

LONG LIVE THE STREET KINGS!!!!!

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Posted by: Brink74868

Memo

To: 13-9-11-5
From: 15-8-42-7

Please do not release any further information about God Jumping to the general public. Any and all future coorespondence shall be directed to 01-16-4-2 before any further communications shall be made known. As for the midget wrestlers, please remember to give them at least 3 restroom breaks and remember their intolerance to dairy products.

Thanks in advance,

15-8-42-7

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Posted by: Brink74868

Outlaw,

You will be tested on more than just God jumping and crazy street tricks. As the organization has grown in both numbers and popularity, so have the skills necessary to join such an elite group of cool dudes. If you know what a pair of rubber boots and a goat have in common, you are going in the right direction. Oops, I have said too much.

15-8-42-7

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Posted by: Brink74868

Eiger2,

It is with much sadness that I must inform you that you were not contacted by the Street Kings. If you look back a page or 2, you will see that the midget wrestlers in Mike's closet and the richt of 8 have not yet conferred because the moon over Uranus has not yet aligned with Jupiter & Mars. Not to mention, there is NO PINK POWERBAND in our great and exclusive club. I believe that Mike is right, that a true Street King needs no practice.

What I suggest is that you keep practicing your cool street strick, your good wheelieing, and you'd better just stick to the regular jumping until you're able to combine street tricks, wheelieing, and jumping in one move with your eyes closed. When that is obtained, then you may want to practice God Jumping, Grasshopper. Oops, I said too much again . And remember: when practicing Crazy street stunts & God jumping, Always wear your protective gear and have EMT's on standby until you hear from the Kid.

Jason " I may or may not be a Street King, But I've played one on television" Brinker

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Posted by: Brink74868

I is a Okie?
Sir, you have spent entirely too much time where the men are men and the sheep are skeer't. Pardon me for asking, but you have a street legal Grizzly & do not wish to God Jump?? May I suggest you spend less time huffing bull poop and more time breathing in the fumes from super unleaded.

Jason

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Posted by: Brink74868

Bob,

I could not agree more. I think Mike WAS used and left at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Oh yeah, I agree with the other stuff, too. I am standing by.

15-8-42-7

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Posted by: Brink74868

BullRydr,

You are not ready. Far, far, far from ready. Being a Street King® is more than just wanting. It is a state of mind, both conscious and subconscious. Being a Street King® means knowing no boundaries. Do you think a Grizzly knows it is weight challenged? I added 27" mud lites w/ ITP Series 4 rims to my Grizzly & am still a good wheelier. You may want to give up because it seems that you already have. I am sorry but your Street King® application has been shredded and burned.

Jason "I am not the exalted ruler, but I know a guy that has IM'd him personally" Brinker

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Posted by: Brink74868

Dear DaChief,

We regret to inform you that your application has been rejected for the following reasons:
1. If you must ask, you are probably not Street King material.
2. You did not send in the proper 16746A1.1.4.3.F15.69 form in triplicate.
3. We do not discriminate based on age, just qualifications. You seem to be lacking the "it" factor.

If you disagree with this ruling, you must contact BlAsTinKid42 to set up an informal meeting that will take place in an undisclosed location at an undisclosed time.


Thanks,

15-8-42-7

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Posted by: Brink74868

Dear DaChief,


Nothing personal? Did you call me a fat slob? Secretary?


I can understand your being heartbroken because you were not accepted into the realm of the greatest single association in this great land of ours (maybe in the entire world… No, in the galaxy), but please don&39;t shoot the messenger. I am NOT BlAsTinKid42 and I will admit that there may or may not be several other tiers between he and myself, but I know a guy that has IM&39;d him one time. As for your starting a new club, I applaud you for your tenacity to belong to something, even though the only qualification is to say that you are one. I am proud that your meetings take place in every Wenchell&39;s, Krispy Kream, and Daylight Doughnut store in America. As for your “hijacking our thread and taking our potential members”, have at it big boy. Comparing a Street King® with a Doughnut King is like comparing a Brute Force with a Power Wheel or comparing a Grizzly with a Wolverine.

Warning: Should you continue to disrespect the good name of the Street Kings® or BlAsTinKid42, we will be forced to pray to the Teutonic Enclave of gOd JuMpErS' delegate to the Knights of Malta for you to contract Herpiciphalgohnnaaids with a side of saber toothed crotch critters or leprosy of the hemorrhoids. Please cease and desist with your slanderous remarks or the wrath of Street Kings® everywhere will rain down on you like the wrath of Sally Struthers at a Little Debbie buffet.

Should your attorney wish to contact mine, he can be contacted at:

Law office of: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe
69669 Bendover Suite 69
Lickmacock, NM 06969
1 (800) 697-8879


15-8-42-7

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Posted by: Brink74868

Bob,

I couldn't agree with you more!

15-8-42-7

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Posted by: Brink74868

WyoBullRydr,

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Posted by: Brink74868

WyoBullRydr,

Here is a basic language version for the Street King Trainees that ride the short bus.


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Don't fret, You will some day learn the error of your ways.. You have taken the first step by admitting that you need help.

15-8-42-7

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Posted by: Brink74868

RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!!

It has been siad that there is a certain person who possesses a special talent relating to the world of a certain motorsport is on the loose. His/her name hasn't been released, but we should all be in defensive position 138/2.
Any questions should be brought up through the proper chain of command concerning alpha zulu and Hector Hernandez in the third galaxy of gludious maximus.

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Posted by: Brink74868

Any cool wheeliers or tricksters still alive????

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Posted by: out18law18

OMG i just received my Jr. StreetKIngs badge in the mail. they were obviously impressed with my wheelie and "god jumping" abilities, i think once that i nail down the "crazy street tricks" i might get offered full membership. ill keep my fingers crossed and hold my breath!

Andy "Jr SK member"
911-69-5150-420-OU812

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Posted by: out18law18

I am excited to announce a new component of the STREET KINGS for our future god jumpers and wheeliers! This new program is titled "God-jumpers And Youth" yes that is right G.A.Y. will be a sure fire way for the younger ones out there to get a foot in the door of the STREET KINGS. Many will apply to be G.A.Y. but only the cream of the crop will make the grade. I encourage all senior members of the STREET KINGS to voulnteer their time and expertise as wheeliers and crazy street stuntsters for the good of the STREET KINGS future.

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Posted by: out18law18

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I stopped following this thread last june. Tonight I took another look and WOW this turned into the greatest thread ever.!!

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This has to be the most sarcastic, somewhat rude, and just down right funny thread of all time! I love it :-)

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Posted by: FastZ

wow, i think this may be my favorite thread. i laughed my @$$ off thru the entire two pages. hahaha! i wish the street kings would visit texas

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Posted by: FastZ

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Originally posted by: BlAsTinKid42
hewy os anyone wanna join the street kings?....that a group that im tryin to
start..i need thre good wheeliers.....3 god jumpers...and more watever...crazy
street stunts

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yamaha blaster 200cc
none engine mods
i got acessories for it
like skid plates..an new grabbar
nerf bars...

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haha, d@mn! I had to read it twice more....and almost fell outta my chair! ive been training to be a "wheelier".

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Posted by: FastZ

lol

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Posted by: FastZ

All hail the Street Kings.

You know, I took a look at this kids profile thing and tried to email the one that was listed. All I got was a message saying the user didnt exist.

What happened to these elusive Street Kings?

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Posted by: FastZ

haha! everyone knows who superman was. Dean Cain. Der!

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Posted by: FastZ

...and i thought i had sent my best resume in to those guys too. sucks that i didnt make the cut. congrats on your induction to such an elite group, Heywood.

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Posted by: FastZ

To all fellow Street King members.
I am writing this letter to you in appreciation for all you have done for me. I remember a few short months ago, when I was a young lad hoping to become someone of great stature in this world, that I mailed off my Street Kings Membership Application. (Why do you guys print those on notebook paper???) In great dispair which came from not hearing neither hide nor hair from anyone belonging to the Street Kings, I went to work. I have held a steady job now for some time and it, well, it pays the bills. But as I was on my way home from work this afternoon, I had a vision. I was a Street King. Fully clothed in all the Street King attire; black F.O.T.L. t-shirts with the white lettering on the backs that said: "Street Kings: hey wanna join?" It definitely brought a smile to my face. Anyways, I pulled into the drive and went thru the usual after-work routine of getting the mail and laying it on the table, eventually finding some time to thumb through it later. But today, as I walked from the mailbox to the front door, I found myself shocked to have found, between the CITI BANK VISA credit card application and the TXU Electricity bill, a self addressed stamped envelope with my name on it and a return address with only two words, Street Kings. I almost fell flat on my face. I couldnt make it up the two steps that led to my porch. I had to stop, catch my breath and ravenously open the envelope. I found a business card with the Street Kings logo and my name on the bottom written it what seemed to be ball-point pen ink with the word "Member" stamped next to it. I could hardly believe my eyes! Has the good Lord above finally granted me the one wish that I wished for so long ago? Yes, I think he has. I am now, Street Kings member 05-231-75-3. I'm on top of the world!!!!!

Thank you Street Kings. Thank you for everything.

V/R,
05-231-75-3

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Posted by: FastZ

What, may I ask, does this SECRET link look like? And where is it on your website? Thanks.

05-231-75-3

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Posted by: FastZ

Can I go in front of a board please? I want to try to get this "DECLINED" thing annulled.

If I get kicked out of the Street Kings, I'll lose my house, my truck, my quad....EVERYTHING. Please don't take that away from me. It's all I have.

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Posted by: FastZ

It has been months since I have visited this forum. I have been hiding from the Enemies of Archetype in The Iguanastan Temple (E.A.T.I.T.) that resides in Iguanastan (it's a small island off the coast of Crete in the Mediterranean Sea). Way back in Janurary, I was seen God Jumping....since then, I have had to seclude myself from all humanity. Only the Street King himself knew where I was. In the near 5 months that I have been away, I have had tons of time to hone my "Street Skills". I can now stunt, do wheelies, and endos with all my eyes closed, I can also God Jump like a champ. I am so thankful to The Street King for allowing me to return and for watching over me as I was being chased. Thank you to all my fellow S.K.s and G.J.s. I couldnt have made it without your help and support.

Homestar Runner sends his thanks as well. He was hiding along with me for both of us were seen God Jumping.

Rock, Rock On.


Streek King member # 0011000000110101001011010011001000110011001100010010110100110111001101010010110100110011

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Posted by: 2c3

4wheeler fred would join

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Posted by: warriorman95

This same guy started this same thread again, right above this one.

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Posted by: warriorman95

I see now, thanks for opening my eyes, I guess this means I'm not worthy.

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Posted by: LTZ400flyinHIGH

yeah r u sober. lay up on the drugs.

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Posted by: DaChief

I haven't been able to do stunts yet. First quad. I have a lot of bike experience though, and if you can teach me how to do these trick thingies and all other stunts (Backflips, Can/Cants?, Poppa Wheelies and whatnot) then hell yaaa i'm in. just shoot me an e-mail.

oh yea I'm 41, I hope that's not a problem. And would I be able to keep my screen name the same???? I kinda like it.

Thanks For the Offer!!!!!

Joe

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Posted by: DaChief

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Originally posted by: Brink74868
Dear DaChief,

We regret to inform you that your application has been rejected for the following reasons:
1. If you must ask, you are probably not Street King material.
2. You did not send in the proper 16746A1.1.4.3.F15.69 form in triplicate.
3. We do not discriminate based on age, just qualifications. You seem to be lacking the "it" factor.

If you disagree with this ruling, you must contact BlAsTinKid42 to set up an informal meeting that will take place in an undisclosed location at an undisclosed time.


Thanks,

15-8-42-7

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No Problem Brink,

As far as the appeal process, it won't be necessary. I'm pretty much in agreement with the ruling. Hey see you around sometime. Thanks for replying even though I am nowhere's near superior as yourself. (fat slob) Nothing personal.

As far as items 1 and 3, you got me. However I sent the form directly to you via registered mail and have the receipt with your signature to prove it so don't go there. I'm great at paperwork and proud of it. If you lost the form in the clutter then you better clean up that pig-sty you call a desk and get your act together. Being a StreetKing does not mean you can shirk your secretarial duties. (oh yea, happy belated secretaries' day)

On a subnote, I've gotten my own little group together. We are "THE DOUGHNUT KINGS" . Yeah if you wanna join you don't even have to ask. All you have to do is say "I'm a member of 'THE DOUGHNUT KINGS'" and that's about it, you're in!!!! The scary part is you could be standing in line at the grocery store right next to a DOUGHNUT KING and not even know it. We are everywhere. Teachers, Politicians, Garbagemen/women, Lawyers, Steelworkers, you name it. All walks of life. Most Doughnut Kings don't even own a quad or ride, but if you do that's ok too. The ones that do own machines like to take work off (well the one's that have a job) on Mondays, sit on their machine and just drink beer, eat doughnuts, and talk about riding. Most of us don't even start our machines. It's not the craziest club out there but I'm thinking it's close. The more I look at it, there are just soo many more advantages over belonging to the Street Kings. Hope I'm not intimidating anyone cuz that's really not my intention.

Anyone reading this can join right now if you want. Just sit back, Take a deep breath, and say it out loud (or even quietly if you risk disturbing someone stronger than you, your wife or 7 year old kid for instance) "I'm a Member of the Doughnut Kings" there now don't that feel nice? Ha, I just stole a bunch of future members from right out under your nose, that's right pretty boy I'm hijacking your thread.

Any future communications can be sent directly to my attorney:

Samuel F.U. Gittenstill
Suite 105 Bank Towers Bldg.
Lackawanna Ave.
Girshaw, Indiannapolis
207722-4002

Best Regards,

Joe

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Posted by: DaChief

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Originally posted by: nukeim
I find nothing about the "Doughnut Kings" a threat with regard to the Street Kings.

That's like comparing the kid that carries the coaches headset wire to Mean Joe Green.

If they should ever rear their heathen donut heads near any current Street King member, they shall be eradicated instantaneously from the face of this great earth with the "White Teutonic Fire" from the heavens. Otherwise known as as the WTF laser.

-By order of the closest Enclave of Elders.

13-9-11-5





That's right, we now have freakin' laser satellites.

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So Predictable, I coulda guessed you were gonna say that... maybe not those exact words. I don't mean to infer that I disrespect your opinion (what a clown)

Not that I care all that much, but it feels better knowing we're on the same page now. Yeah mutual respect, that's what it's all about.

Damn Straight.

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