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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
Why does everything taste like chicken? Or maybe chicken tastes like everything?
Hey, what are we talking about here anyway?
I think everything deep fried tastes like grease and that's how people usually eat chicken. BR>
Heck if I know.
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
They always screw you at the drive thru.hr>
If that was true, I'd eat there every day!!! BR>
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
that they do!
I've been catching up on emails...man there are some funnies and some dirties going around...
I prefer a combo of both!
Forward them to me if they are funny (no puffs please).
And yes, I keep bumping into someone that has a thing for cheesepuffs (No not sweaty and naked on a beanbag either - long story. Don't ask.). Hungerchower and cheese-something or another.
Rental car? Boating accident or what? ANd be careful, they'll charge you a clean-up fee if it's excessively dirty when you return it.
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
Word to the wise: When eating hot peppers be sure to thouroughly wash your hand "before" going to the bathroom.BR>
This comes from personal experience.hr>
While on that subject, DO NOT let your old lady talk you into the "warming" personal lubricant.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper.99 fish sandwich at the LJS RL hr>
LOL! Why can I picture an American Pie moment?
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperDon't make me elaborate on this subject...lmao
Go ahead. Might as well use icy hot.
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Besides the fact it made me cry?
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If you REALLY want to know I have a bottle 99% full that you are welcome to take home and try on your hubby.
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LOL! KY is adventurous? That's instant undercover fun! BR>
Glad I didn't bring up the beads, whips and handcuffs! j/k!
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It is getting kinda warm in here. BR>
Sorry, I can't help being me.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper still windy outside-- nice day to be at the dunes getting exfoliated for free...almost
Usually when it blows like this I can't even make it to my front door because of tumbleweeds. About 2 years ago it took me 3 LOADS to haul them off.
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Scooter, admit it! You've thought of multiple uses for a shop vac too, huh? BR>
Morning all!
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I'll get stuck watching the Notebook. Need plenty of alcohol for me and tisses for the Mrs.
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
I'm tired of being responsible. I want to be a kid again.
Seems like somebody once mentioned being productive is overrated.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Any movie with John Wayne. hr>
Only Donavon's Reef....I love that movie....but probably not the kind of John Wayne flick you were talking about.
North to Alaska is my favorite JW movie. I like a bunch though. I can spend all day watching him and Clint. And I like the song Xanadu but I have not seen the movie. Is it an oldie?
Watched the Skeleton Key last weekend and it was alright. Wedding Crashers was ok. Neither are good for kids.
Woops, she said gents. Musta been talking to you other fellers.
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Wasn't Xanadu a kind of roller skating/disco movie. Thinking it had Olivia Newton-John in it. (she was a hottie then .
THANK YOU SCOOTER! I could have made a HUGE mistake there. Saved me $4!!!
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I loved Tim Conway on the Carol Burnet show. Mister-a Wiggins!!! Cracked me up.
I liked 3's Company too but seriously...how realistic is it for a guy to WANT to live with 2 chicks he isn't banging without being g@y???
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What the heck was my point again?
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I'm just shocked there hasn't been a remake of a g@y guy pretending to be straight.
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What the heck was my point again? hr>
I bet secretely it has something to do with the warming KY...haha
It may not be polite to point but it's REALLY not polite to point THAT!!!!
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...that's the one hour a week nobody is allowed to talk to me.
Much like my quality time in the new entertainment facility. If I got a refridgerator, I could lock myself in there for days at a time. Gonna have to work on that.
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Come on! 60 watts of digital tuner power booming through my Bose speakers or maybe catching John Wayne on the 15" high definition flat screen or sifting through stacks of Rocky Mtn ATV and Harbor Freight Catalogs......all with a lock on the door to keep people out!!! What man wouldn't be impressed?
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Come on! 60 watts of digital tuner power booming through my Bose speakers or maybe catching John Wayne on the 15" high definition flat screen or sifting through stacks of Rocky Mtn ATV and Harbor Freight Catalogs......all with a lock on the door to keep people out!!! What man wouldn't be impressed? hr>
I am! Only thing missing is a mini fridge (or did you say you had one?)
You'd never see me again. hr>
Actually, I do have one but it only hold a 6-pack so it's more trouble than it's worth. I need to at least fit a case to make it a GO! BR>
I need a heated seat, arm/foot rests and a reclining back on the toilet too!
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We just stuck one of those oscilating tower heaters in there that does a pretty good job (probably does a job on the electric bill too though).
Guess it can be my winter hangout when the garage is too cold. Only two rooms I consider mine.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Must be nice, I don't even have a garage.
Lucky I'm not pooping in the yard next to the dog.
My old lady actually told me to go do that one time. BR>
Our last house had 3 bathrooms. Man, I miss that.
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I gotta admit, that in the summertime (or this winter) when the dog wants out at 1 or 2 in the morning, I'll step out and take a wizz myself.
So you let the dog outside for a drink?
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I'm ba-ack! BR>
Honey, don't offend me. You'd never need to strap one on with me around. Pull out the massage oils and watch my magic fingers work! BR>
I swear ya'll!! I SWEAR! The old lady hasn't even let the kids so much as use a napkin since Sunday so she wouldn't have to take out the trash while I was gone! It's not that hard people! Big green thing in the alley. Ya CAN"T miss it!
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Her idea of taking out the garbage is dumping the bathroom trash in the larger kitchen trashcan.
Sheez, at least my daughter was excited to see me last night. My boy said hello and konked out and I was home an hour before the nagging started. I may never retire.
It was such a crowded plane last night and I was stuck to next to some fat chick. I kept nodding off, and I'm sorry, but I like every other guy because my knees automatically push out. We'll just pretend it's the package in between. Anyhoo, I was on the outside and I'd get bumped by the flight attendant who seemed to enjoy rubbing up against me and I'd try to scoot over. So I was nodding off and I guess I accidently bumped the fat chick's leg with my knee. Woopie, right? Next thing I know she's like drawn up in to a ball. I'm like WTF? If anybody should be offended, it should be ME. You'd have thought I copped a feel. I mean....yuck....as if. Now I'm not saying I'm God's gift to women but I'm not a friggin lepper either. GET OVER IT fat chick, wherever you are!!!! BR>
Come to think of it, I have that affect on most women. Get too close and their knees come together.
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And if the bag should com off, God forbid they pull it back up. Just cram it down further with more trash.
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Only reason men get married is because their mama's quit cleaning their rooms and doing their laundry. My old lady is a neat freak but she doesn't do trash and she doesn't do yard work.
And evidently she doesn't pump gas either because my truck was completely empty this morning too. BR>
Think I'm fixin to go find some movies and veg out and enjoy this weather.
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Well I don't know WHY in the world I did....I certainly don't feel like I need a man to do anything for me-- if I do- I'll call a professional!
I don't know why this reminded me but one of the vendors had a massage booth set up and I just couldn't resist. Good hands. I may have to check out one of those local professional places myself.
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Well, I see we're looking at this from two different angles. hr>
Obviously hr>
As long as you're admitting our angle is the right one.
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I can tell you're all tore up about it.
Friday and I'm babysitting and doing laundry. I need a few dreams.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper RL, you don't leave the clean laundry piled up in the baskets after they are clean do you? If so, you're a naughty man and need to put those things up where they go right now before she gets home
Well...I am a naughty man but not when it comes to laundry. Actually, when I got home she commented on her way out that the dryer had just gone off. About the time she was pulling out I noticed it wasn't even warm. BR>
Oh well. Riding?? Today??? I wish. It's time to sort through my shoe boxes and prepare my tax return. Just hoping for a solid 4 digit refund!
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So tell us about the riding area. You had to stay on the North side?
Just not fair that today is supposed to be 75 and I have to work. BR>
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So how'd the soccer go? Did your kid win?
I love San Angelo. Want to move back some day.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperthat town is ok....it has water, nasty water...but its water
Spent lots of good times out at Nasty Water. Twin Buttes too (when it had water in it). Had an old tri-hull boat when I lived there. Ugliest boat you ever saw. But it would float, had a trolling motor and a 85HP Mercury outboard. Fished every chance I got but we spent a lot of time trying to kill each other on a tube in the summertime, too! Had a lot of fun on that thing.
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Originally posted by: duneaholic
Good thing the wife packs the jackets or I wouldn't have had one.
Nothing like a good woman to keep you warm on a cold day, huh? BR>
Wish I could have been there.
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My idea of fishing nowdays is trolling in the shade with the radio on, a rod in one hand and a beer in the other. I still like to go but it costs so much even for a day trip. Tried to get the oldest out on a tube this last summer and she wouldn't do it. Dang chicken! I didn't know what a swimming pool was when I was 7. We learned to swim in a creek out at Spence.
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This is how you rough it.
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Even more fun as I got a little older. hr>
I certainly started enjoying the lake more when I started to notice the bikinis.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper no doubt! I think I could "rough" it for quite some time like that hr>
Me too but eventually I think my dad would want it back. BR>
He pretty much lets me use the boat like it's mine. Wish I still had my dinky little camper.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper come on 5!
Speak for yourself, come on 2! hr>
Sheez, even at closing time I still want a 6 or a 7! BR>
I don't like cold or hot. But I always wanted to rent some snow mobiles up in cloudcroft. Guess I need to wait until the kids grow out of the amusement park age before I get to pick the family vacaion destination though.
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RL- when we gonna do the family hook up and rip up the dunes??
Whenever we have a nice weekend. I'd love to get a big group together for a Saturday, sometime. Heck I might even try to take off during Spring Break sometime. More the merrier as long as they are kid friendly. Circle a date and let's start planning, weather permitting.
Still would prefer to go south of I-20 though. If you guys with motor homes could get out there early, I'm sure it would be easy to get parking. Not so much an issue for me since I don't even use a trailer. But I'll go where ever.
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its easier to be spontaeous- within reason..
I am definately kid friendly--
I agree, which explains why I ride alone so much. But that's OK, I'm my favorite person.
I just absolutely can't stand when somebody starts swearing in front of my kids. Guess that's what I was thinking. But finger paints and cartoons are cool as long as I get to join in. BR>
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Didn't mean to imply you're not.
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They'll change it everyday before we get there but this one is saying 10% chance of rain and a high of 75 on Saturday but windy. Maybe it won't be too bad.
85 is too dang hot for me. Especially in February. I'm going to melt today.
You'll have to save sailor girl outfit for another time too!
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Moving is never fun. I feel for you DD. I've moved 9 times in the last 15 years (and I've been at this house 2.5). I plan on staying put a while.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin My Sweetie has to have all that mechanical FOREPLAY too!
That just sounds so WRONG!!!!! LOL!
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin My Sweetie has to have all that mechanical FOREPLAY too!
That just sounds so WRONG!!!!! LOL!
He has to wrench, lube, weld, bolt on polish and load for about 2 weeks before he will get the motorhome out to get loaded for the trip.
Sometimes it is like "oh honey, can't we just take it for a quick ride!" hr>
My motto is ride it until it breaks, then fix it. Cheaper and less time consuming. I can be loaded and gassed in an hour.
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsIs there a bad time for a sailor suit?
If you're wearing one at a theater playing Brokeback Mountain....that would be a bad time.
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I change oil about once a year on the EX. Grease the Zerks on th the mini on occasion. And wipe them off with a damp cloth before heading out. If I get really bored I might wax the plastics. Usually it's just an excuse to spend "me time" out in the garage so I can drink beer in peace.
I have better things to do than scrub sand off the the chain with a toothbrush or polish the wheels. My quads are butt ugly anyway. All go no show.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperPeople might really think I'm a redneck if I had 2 homes parked in front of mine
I don't know why that reminded me, but when we moved into a rent house a few years ago, I borrowed a flat bed trailer to haul my stuff. Had it parked in the driveway for ONE WEEK!!! During that time a neighbor reported me and I got a letter from the city threatening to fine me if I didn't move it. Talk about a warm welcome. BR>
So glad to be out of oldfartville.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperYou can park your m/h on the grass next to your house-- but can't pull it up in front of your house. Like having vehicles parked in the yard looks better?
I hear ya! Or like violet or neon green house paint isn't an even bigger eye sore. Our realtor told us the property accross from our house was zoned for single family homes. The city comes in and build a #%^$ drainage ditch that might as well be a landfill because it catches all the trash but you can't get them out to clean it up. Just let it junk up the neighborhood and they won't pay for a fence or trees or shrubs to hide it or contain it either. Freakin breeding ground for tumbleweeds too, that constantly end up in my yard. We're fixin to go round and round.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper Just don't armor all the seats....
That's sorta like a plastic matress liner. Could be fun!
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gripping butt cheeks- that's probably a visual we don't need right around lunch time...haha
Long as you can't grip the fenders.
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Rump roast?
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What did you expect? Couple of butt hairs and a dingle berry?
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Guess everybody has a dingle, buttcrack and sphincter in the their office???? BR>
This weekend may shape up to be nice. Sure you wouldn't rather ride than hang out with a bunch of mom's and kick some balls?
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This weekend may shape up to be nice. Sure you wouldn't rather ride than hang out with a bunch of mom's and kick some balls?
Surely you're not implying hanging out with a bunch of cool soccer moms wouldn't be a good time hr>
Depends on the moms and depends on what you consider a good time. BR>
No test until next year, but I was worried about my child but she's pulled staright A's the last couple of 6 weeks so I feeling pretty good about her new teacher. She got bounced around a lot at the beginning of the year.
I've never seen the amazing race. I don't watch many shows anymore. Hooked on Lost and Invasion but that's about it.
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I think they spend too much time trying to prepare them for one test, instead of just teaching them.
I'd agree but my kid is so advanced over where I was at her age it's unreal. I think standardized tests are the only way we know for sure our kids are getting a good education. Otherwise we have no basis for comparison. With that said, I don't think a 3rd grader should be held back because of a test. With test data, you can target weaknesses and accelerate that child's learning.
Don't get me started. I could go forever. There are a lot of weaknesses but a lot of good things too.
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginThe kid out of school and in her first apartment!
I'm just going to charge mine rent.
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I would STILL pay $7 to see RL with a silk tie on (his wrists!!) hr>
For $7, I might do it!
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You Don't Have To Call Me Darlin', Darlin'.....
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I have a roll of dimes RL...you in?? hr>
That ain't no slot machine back there!
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I have a roll of dimes RL...you in?? hr>
That ain't no slot machine back there!
Give the handle a firm tug and your eyes will not roll round in your head?
LOL! Forget slots, I'd rather play pokeher.
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Think I can pull a couple of queens on top of this joker?
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OK, I fold.
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He folded before I could raise him 8?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Dang it! Men...they are such chickens! haha
Ripper...do you Think he only had 6?
You'll take 8 ones, right? BR>
FYI - Take whatever you hubby told you and knock at least 2 off cause we all lie!!!!!
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Wanna see my one-eyed Jack?
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Samson, go ahead and show them. I'll bet he a least has pair. hr>
Think I should lay 'em down?
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FYI - Take whatever you hubby told you and knock at least 2 off cause we all lie!!!!! hr>
I worked at an oilfield supply company. I would deliver quite a bit of the supplies on my daily route from the previous days orders. The boss was out pulling stock with me one afternoon. He noted that I read all the measurements and carried a tape measure and would check the sizes on couplings, fittings and the like.
"Brenda, can't you tell just by looking at it if you've got the right one?"
"Hell no Don, All my life what I've been told was 10" was really 6"..."BR>He didn't ever bother me about it again! He knew with that attitude he had made the right call putting me out doing oilfield sales in high heels and a pink hard hat. Man I miss those days! The oil business was busting out all over, the "approved vendor list" did not yet exist. Times were GOOD!
LOL! You think metric and standard are the ONLY measuring systems?
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LOL! You think metric and standard are the ONLY measuring systems? hr>
Well I do know the approx. measurement system using the body as a "yard stick"...The tip of my fingers to my clevage...3 foot. Arms spread out wide...aprox. 6 foot.
Check this out...did you know your foot is the exact length of your forearm from elbow to wrist?!
What do you think women are checking out for a winkie size comparison...your foot size? the size of your ears?
OK...now I'm picturing your cleavage. Hope your happy! I have noticed my member is the same length as from my wrist to the tip of my middle finger. ....ok, maybe when making a fist. BR>
ps- I meant petermeters!
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PS- You must be a tall woman Draggin???
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FYI - Take whatever you hubby told you and knock at least 2 off cause we all lie!!!!! hr>
Can't you tell just by looking at it if you've got the right one?"
"Hell no Don, All my life what I've been told was 10" was really 6"..."hr>
somehow I get the same kinda thing over here at the fence company...like I can look at the posts and tell them what size it is.... I can tell them the size I'd use....but that's really not pertinent~
Uhmmmmmmm.....over at the what company?????
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What does one have to do if they want to camp and ride at the sandhills now?
Sign a waiver and pay $7 a day to ride per person. Camping is still free as KSI does not own the parking area.
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LOL! You think metric and standard are the ONLY measuring systems? hr>
Well I do know the approx. measurement system using the body as a "yard stick"...The tip of my fingers to my clevage...3 foot. Arms spread out wide...aprox. 6 foot.
Check this out...did you know your foot is the exact length of your forearm from elbow to wrist?!
What do you think women are checking out for a winkie size comparison...your foot size? the size of your ears?
OK...now I'm picturing your cleavage. Hope your happy!
I have noticed my member is the same length as from my wrist to the tip of my middle finger. ....ok, maybe when making a fist. hr>
OFC...your good with your hands...did you give Sampson the answer!? hr>
Girth of wang is = to circumferance of wrist and length is = to distance from tip of pinkie to tip of thumb with hand spread wide.
May be proportional. I have big wrists. Hell, I have big everything. I shoulda been over 6' tall. Too much booz too early is my excuse.
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When we going riding Dragin? You up for a family trip with me and Ripper? Maybe Duneaholic if I can convince him.
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginI have to get settled in from the move toooooooooooooo.
That'll be a year or two.
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginRipper RL...you guys have other than sand rides?
Only when the carnival comes to town.
I'm assuming my truck and old lady don't count.
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Morning Dune.
I think the problem I'd have is tires. Still got the titans, and those are no good in the sand. At least in dry creek bottoms. Have dug holes just trying to turn around.
If all goes well, I may still be able to sneak a bore kit past the wife. BR>
So, does this mean no pictures? BR>
You've got kids, surely you know how to make the plaster cast. hr>
I should add...I have NEVER bore a child...have a bore kit on a couple of quads thou!
I would have to become a supporting member for any MORE pics!
I should add, I haven't either and as far as I'm concerned....I didn't miss out on ANYTHING! BR>
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RL would it be safe to say that they ride almost everything at the Sandhills?
I've ridden a Trail Boss 250 without paddles...
Ride the Scrambler 4x4's ok out there.
Just have to pick a trail suited for what you can pull.
oh, and good morning guys!
Exactly. You just have to pick your lanes carefully, use a little more momentum and be carful not to go down into something you can't get out of. There are quite a few slides I wouldn't attempt on a stock TB 250 but you can always go around. Usually 3 sides of the hills aren't very steep.
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I could say something totally disgusting but I'll be nice. Labor is disgusting and looks pretty painful.
I do not have a maternal instinct. I wanted 0 kids, she wanted 2....so we have 2. As far as I'm concerned, I had no say-so. The first she twisted my arm, the second was a complete shocker. I wouldn't trade them, but I'd been perfectly content going down the other path.
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Exactly. You just have to pick your lanes carefully, use a little more momentum and be carful not to go down into something you can't get out of. There are quite a few slides I wouldn't attempt on a stock TB 250 but you can always go around. Usually 3 sides of the hills aren't very steep.
Unfortunately, the Blazer isn't "mine". Unless it needs something. Gas, spark plug, washed...BR>
That's the one I'd like to work on too. Can be made a lot more fun.
Trail Boss and magnum would go most places too.
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RL your Honda would make a good trail moochine...you don't have some all terrain tires?
The river bottom is very different from the sand...
Yes it is. I don't use paddles on mine. Never cared for them.
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Samson, what type tires do you have? Was thinking of turf tamers when I replace mine.
http://files.photojerk.com/samsonsworld/400ex2.jpg
22" Good Year Mud AT's
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I dunt like them tires. To round. they dig and push material to the sides hr>
You shouldn't be riding over material OFC.
Gives smoking your tires a whole new meaning! BR>
I run ultra low PSI in them and they are soft and flatten out real good and the wide lugs give you decent traction on just about any surface. But they aren't the best at anything. But what all-terrain is? Way better than the EX's stockers for sand.
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You can also run them flat which I've done a few times.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper they say its only freaky the first time hope he isn't a screamer~
I've heard silence is golden but duct tape is silver
Now THAT's funny! LOL!!! Starting to think you guys headed out early.
I think paddles are for drag races and people that can't ride....which would explain why my daughter has them. Anyway, there isn't but maybe 2-3 hills out where I usually ride that I can't climb in 2nd gear without paddles. Those 2-3 will make you pinch your seat though (armor-all'd or not!).
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Definately noted BR>
they say its only freaky the first time hope he isn't a screamer~
I've heard silence is golden but duct tape is silver
MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
Got you scared and me intrigued??? What's wrong with that picture????
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Rawhides work pretty good and still give a fairly smooth ride.
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I think paddles are for drag races and people that can't ride....
ewww...thems fightin wordshr>
If the rubber fits! BR>
I never needed them. Not a hill out there I can't climb easily.
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If the rubber fits! hr>
Make that latex rubber and we will talk, Sugar hr>
What did i tell you at the end of january SAMSON!!!!
That you wanted to hook up at that road side park....I already said NO! BR>
LOL! What?
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OFC riding gear...duct tape, lard and chinese finger cuffs...
Sampson it IS INTRIGUING ! hr>
Youd have to catch me first. Im like a greased pig in the rain.
LMAO! BAD mental picture. BR>
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Fine, I'll take notes next time ofc!
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Where do I take a number?
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TEXASRAPTOR we really try to stay on subjuct...we just can't help ourself.
Sill trying to stay on top of the Sandhills situation as it developes, make riding plans, discuss relevant topics...
BUT NOOOOOOOOO...got to act like heatherns...hr>
Who's acting?
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TEXASRAPTOR we really try to stay on subjuct...we just can't help ourself.
Sill trying to stay on top of the Sandhills situation as it developes, make riding plans, discuss relevant topics...
BUT NOOOOOOOOO...got to act like heatherns...hr>
Who's acting? hr>
The preacher always said i was a heathan. I looked possesed commin to church with blood red eyes hr>
Oh well, if they didn't allow heathens in a church it would be empty.
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with ziptie marks on his wrists no doubt hr>
No no no.. I dont Bruise. I have had one bruise maybe 2... 1 i had my calf muscle severed in the door of an f-350 and somthing else pretty major happend.
I'll nail the bed or something and it hurts to walk, have a bump rise up and still may only turn slightly yellow. I can throw a q-tip at my old lady and it'll turn purple. Don't get it.
But I sure seem to cut easy in my old age.
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OMG I forgot to tell yall...I was having a dream last night...I had office supplies in my hands...scissor, staplers, books, papers and calculator stuff. I'm in a FIGHT. I finally set down all the stuff and really throw a good punch!!!
It passed the person I was hitting...and then CONNECT! There is a yell from hell...It is my sweetie!!!! OMG I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!! BR>Oh, honey...I'm sooooooooooo sorry! No really baby...I was dreaming...I'm so sorry hr>
Poor hubby!
Most of the time it's the pillow between my knees that takes the dream abuse.
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$%#@# metrosexual!
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MANAGE...yes, there would be a problem!hr>
Im OFC i put you to sleep one time and i own you img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">Thats how it is hr>
That's his story and he is sticking with it!!
I think some of the Texan ladies would have him begging and crying for more.
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I'm not wearing any underwear.
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I'm not wearing any underwear.
It's good to know you stopped wearing the bra anyway.
My nipple hair kept getting caught in the lace. BR>
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joke:
what do you call the hair between an old woman's boobs??
figure it out...I ain't saying...LMAO!
Pubic....one of my favorite jokes!
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Well, don't leave me hanging like the old lady's.....
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Hell I'm just sitting here salivating, just anticipating their response.
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LOL! I would think that would work both ways. Maybe when you offered to rack their balls........
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I'm not a sore loser. If I know a women will bend over a table more if I lose, I'll take one for the team. hr>
Bet OFC would bend over and take one for the team.
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Well, we burned about $90 on the circus last night. This one sucked even worse than usual too. Constantly had a vendor screaming in my ear and even had one stick toys in my face trying to get me to buy something. WTF? We already burned $30 on toys. The boy broke the 1st one in about 30 seconds so they swapped it for us. The second took about 5 minutes.
And I usually enjoy the chicks in the skimpy outfits, but when the ringleader commented that one was only 13, it just ruined my entire night. That's at least 1 or 2 years below MY standards.
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Gotta do it for the kids, Mom! Next thing you know, you'll be saying you don't do Sea World or Six Flags.
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Gotta do it for the kids, Mom! Next thing you know, you'll be saying you don't do Sea World or Six Flags.
uhh no I don't....just say no...its a new concept I'm learning BR>
Six Flags NOT quite the same thing...the people dressed in animal outfits don't count huneeeeeee haha
How about monkies dresslike people? Do they count?
What's wrong with animal acts?
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners hr>
Samson in a Tu-Tu swinging upside-down on a trapeze...hell yea, I'd pay to see that!!!
LO! I'll do it if your ride a unicycle after I remove the seat! BR>
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners hr>
Samson in a Tu-Tu swinging upside-down on a trapeze...hell yea, I'd pay to see that!!!
LO! I'll do it if your ride a unicycle after I remove the seat! hr>
Okay, then you have to stick your "head" in the lioness' mouth...how you like that circus freak!!!! LOL
Can I use a baby lion and peanut butter? OFC says it works with cows.
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners hr>
Samson in a Tu-Tu swinging upside-down on a trapeze...hell yea, I'd pay to see that!!!
LO! I'll do it if your ride a unicycle after I remove the seat! hr>
Okay, then you have to stick your "head" in the lioness' mouth...how you like that circus freak!!!! LOL
ok- I guess I can play the lioness hr>
BR>
OK, but you have to wear the outfit.
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Her hubby's gonna whoop my a$$ the first time we meet.
How big a fella is he anyway?
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Her hubby's gonna whoop my a$$ the first time we meet.
How big a fella is he anyway? hr>
I got your back and he's scared of me....LMFAO!!
damnit- you gave me a conscience and now I'm going to have to jump off the sin wagon~
I'll just drag you back on. BR>
I just let my wife think she's in charge. She b!tches less that way and I don't have to smack her around so much. THAT's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Let's start the bids for her personal info at 50 cents! BR>
j/k!
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2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account hr>
Are you blonde?
Brunette!
ps - that'll be $.50!
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I just had an epiphany.....I don't have a beer in my hand and that's just not right. See you guys and gals later.
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginhow a REAL man relates to a REAL WOMAN in TEXAS!
Huh? I didn't realize incest was a problem out here????? BR>
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How about just getting me another cup of coffee? BR>
Any of you guys ever eat at that g@y hippy hangout Texas Roadhouse? Went by there last night and had some of those extra-tender ribs...MmmMmm! Eat it with a fork.
Least the food was good. Wife sent back 2 saucers and about 6 forks because they didn't meet her "standards". I HATE it when she pulls that crap. Just hope they didn't spit in ALL the food.
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I went with the wife and in-laws, why would I want to talk? May boycott it because of Willy's dumb ars. Think my waiter was a friggin homo, too. Told the wife I bet he made a bee-line when that qu@@r cowboy song came out.
I'll have to remember the Oasis. I love good ribs but they are hard to find imo.
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They weren't that tender when I tried the one on the River Walk but I did like their spicy BBQ sauce.
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Morning Ripper! BR>
I'm one of Jumburrito's best customers. Don't even want to know how much I waste on jumbo bacon egg and cheese burritoes every year....but I'm like addicted to their green sauce.
Didn't have time this morning though, so I made breakfast out of Chips Ahoy.
Am I helping?
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so I made breakfast out of Chips Ahoy.
I like milk with my cookies, how about you RL?
I prefer beer but they have these stupid rules at work.
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Still no snakes. BR>
Scooter, you need to give me your email. Think I have most of the others.
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Got it! GREAT! Now I can finally forward all those "send this to 10 people or you'll be forever d@mned" emails that I get.
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I don't blame her. I wouldn't have gone near that bucket either! BR>
Only good snake is a dead snake.
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not a big jumburrito fan-- you need to be eating some real mexican food RL-- Jumburrito is a cheap imitation!
I only like their breakfast. Otherwise I want Abuelos.
Now I'm getting hungry.
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not a big jumburrito fan-- you need to be eating some real mexican food RL-- Jumburrito is a cheap imitation!
I only like their breakfast. Otherwise I want Abuelos.
Now I'm getting hungry. hr>
Tampico....YUMMY!
hungry too and I want mexican food now
Make it over there sometimes at lunch but live off the loop so a lot of other places are more convenient. Wife always wants Carambas but it's too friggin far away. Have good chicken fajitas though.
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you are bad! Best way is wrapped in bacon shoved full of cream cheese-- that is definately a fav of mine camping at the dunes
Have to make at least 3 dozen when we make those. They are good. hr>
I stuff them with cheddar and smear honey and seasoned salt all over them prior to cooking. Gook stuff!
I eat them on just about everything too....salads, hot dogs, hamburgers, nachos, burritoes, BBQ, beans, pizza. Have heart burn a lot too.
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Well, I just received the dinner menu for this evening. Sloppy Joes. Anyone else add jalapenos to theirs?
I'd put jalapenos in everything...but I live with a bunch of wusses hr>
I can think of other ways more enjoyable to make your bunhole burn BAD OFC BAD!!! I do like jalepenos though.. grilled ham n cheese sammiches and you place sliced jalepenos in it before grilling. SOOOO GOOOD.
you are bad! Best way is wrapped in bacon shoved full of cream cheese-- that is definately a fav of mine camping at the dunes
this dilly bar I'm eating is SOOO GOOOD too!
There is no enjoyable way to make anybodies bunhole burn...ya nasty!
I'll show you my dilly if you show me yours.
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OFC's belt
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I think his punishment should be house arrest at Elton John's.
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What do women have to be frustrated about? They have it easy.
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Thought I'd jump in and take a few whacks for you, OFC.
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Thought I'd jump in and take a few whacks for you, OFC. hr>
Ripper were gonna need a feather duster tooooo! BR>Sampson is taking a few for mens team!!
We're all pigs and deserve to be properly disciplined....one reason I don't believe in corporal punishment.
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What do women have to be frustrated about? They have it easy.
ok- those are fighting words...you bend over too- you better bring that warming KY - cause I'm not even gonna spit!
oh I crack myself UP!!!
(you got me all flustered and I screwed up )
OUCH!
That was my intention! Sounds like you just need something to reduce your stress levels. I could prolly give some ideas, you know.
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LOL! OFC uses the term "hanging" very loosely.
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Sheez, I can't type and I haven't even made it through my 3rd cerveza yet. D@mn I love spring break.
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That was my intention! Sounds like you just need something to reduce your stress levels. I could prolly give some ideas, you know. hr>
Yeah id suggest One of these in your purse for any occasion of extreme stress or headache hr>
I was just thinking about a ride or something.
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LOL! OFC uses the term "hanging" very loosely. hr>
Ummm well hmmm.. BR>
Your signature $50 per O..... Dude thats like 5 grand an hour at our rates hr>
Not one female has taken me up on that yet, either.
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Women inventors have come a long way hr>
Talk about low maintenance.
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Not one female has taken me up on that yet, either. hr>
I just read that agin.. So how many handjobs you givin?
Can I wear a glove?
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Bet he tells them it's 8" instead of 4", too.
Hell I'm surprised nobody has lost one!
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Bet he tells them it's 8" instead of 4", too.
Hell I'm surprised nobody has lost one! hr>
Umm samson those are for exterior use. not a penitrating tool hr>
Where the hell is the fun in that?
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Only toy I want is alive and breathing.
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Bet he tells them it's 8" instead of 4", too.
Hell I'm surprised nobody has lost one! hr>
I have a 2 friends whos wive's are Xray techs. You'd be surprised at what gets lost...and where!hr>
LOL! I'd love to see some of those xrays!
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Is the wind supposed to die down this weekend? I sure would lke to go riding.
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You always get those funky dune formations after a wind like this too. Almost dangerous out there. Wasn't too long ago I was out there and everything was pointed at the top with razor backs everywhere.
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Prolly get stuck playing by myself again.
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What's up CD? Been out to Kermit lately?
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Thanks for the PM and thanks for checking in with us!
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Does this mean you might not be playing with yourself this weekend Samson?
edit: sorry, I meant riding. hr>
LOL! Let's be realistic. Unless I can sweet talk some honies out there.....and it's a safe bet I can't. BR>
Better take him up on it. It's hard to get invited that first time......and in my case, even harder the second!
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Geeze...now I'm really wanting to go!
To hex with work!
Hand hubby a wrench and say get after it!
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Kermit Weather
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I ain't skeered of nothin'!!!!
....it's somethin' I worry about! I'll try. I do have one other issue I need to get out of the way, though.
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Nope, picking my lip gloss is easy. I like the bright glossy red. I just have a nagging injury that I've been trying to shake. Be hard to ride like I am today.
Besides, I can't believe she's ditching the youngest.
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that's what I have for dessert after every meal-- my angel food cake flavored lipgloss......yummy hr>
I know you're thinking it too, Samson. hr>
You didn't really think I put the gloss on my lips did you?
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Nope, picking my lip gloss is easy. I like the bright glossy red. I just have a nagging injury that I've been trying to shake. Be hard to ride like I am today.
Besides, I can't believe she's ditching the youngest. hr>
oh sorry-- I can make him go if you need me to-- but we're going to have to lock them in the m/h with the dog while we go on a grown up ride lmao! But I don't think that's gonna do a thing for your injury--
Not sure how I would get my kid's loaded right now anyway. Think I could manage mine because I wouldn't have to lift it. Been promising to take them both though. I really want to find her a riding buddy so I can go on grown up rides too.
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The way things aught to be.
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I just stop off at a local convenience store and choke down week old chicken or bbq sandwiches or take munchies. I've tried cooking over an open fire out there and it didn't go over real well.
Starting to get thirsty. Should I have beer, beer or beer?
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Watch it RL-- you're walking that fine line again -- would hate to whoop up on you 2 days in a row hr>
Is this how RL got an injury?? hr>
We were talking about shaving our butts yesterday and it just seemed like a good idea at the time. Nobody said don't use a straight razor.
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77 is still my favorite number!!
Yeah- you definately set the pace for this chatter box room with the opening joke BR>
which no doubt is the reason I am still here hahaha
Me and scooter will go cry now.
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Already tried to get drugs off of her. Did you guys know that beer is a fairly effective muscle relaxer? No kidding! Amazing stuff.
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I'll only wear 'em if you warm 'em up first.
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I will be praying I can straighten out by Saturday! (no wise cracks!)
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No offense, but all these rigs intimidate the hell outta me. I'm just a po' boy with a truck and couple of ugly ars quads.
Dang blasted wife! Had to have a 4th bedroom. She's sucking me dry (no comments there either)!!!! WOMEN!!!
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In all reality EVERYONE should come out. It will be a blast. Everyone save your 7 bucks and use that money to chip in and buy some beer. Then you can come ride on our section for free (minus the beer). It will be hoot. Lots of people. And dunedragin, no worries about the wind. You can stay in my motorhome and I'll keep you warm.
Thanks CD! The motorhome is the best answer for this kind of wind! We could park side by side...
I still have the beer from T-giving trip to the sandhills in the fridge...wonder if it is any good??
Old Bud anyone hr>
DON'T YOU DARE POUR THAT OUT!!!!!!!
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a truck and couple of ugly ars quads.hr>
CD...one of us will have to find a bunk for RL.
I have 2 spots avail for him to bunk in...room to sleep 4 more.
Ripper might let you take the little ones spot this trip out too.
MrRipper and DuneSweetie might have something to say about this plan though.
I know DuneSweetie did put up a lone buck with us...but heck ALL of us used to be housemates too.
yea...DuneSweetie would duct tape RL where he looked like a mummy. "Sleep tight" would take on a
whole new meaning.
Maybe I should take my chances with the coyotes!
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. She's sucking me dry (no comments there either)!!!! WOMEN!!! hr>
My god son.. i never heard a man complain of this before.. usually they have to beg the ol lady to perform such a feat img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
If she'd remove her lips from my wallet, it would help.
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You guys are ripping me in 2. I want to go, IF I can. But I don't think I want to bring the kids on this particular trip for some reason.
And don't get the wrong idea about me. I am really quite quiet and reserved. Hardly even notice I'm there.
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I have not poured it out (I don't drink bud) I think that is alcohol abuse.
Noe THOSE are fighting words. Bud's my favorite domestic beer.
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I have not poured it out (I don't drink bud) I think that is alcohol abuse.
Noe THOSE are fighting words. Bud's my favorite domestic beer. hr>
Bartender.....I'll have a Coors Light and Wild Turkey!! hr>
Why do I get the feeling I will be the one getting corrupted?
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Got me some flags. Our local dealer has flipped his friggin lid! I swear I get pissed everytime I go in.
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The dude wants msrp for everything. PLUS over $700 in fees for a pred 90, $1200 for a pred 500, and $1300 for a 450r!
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RL did you go in there and ask for one of the 10' foot flags?????????? hr>
By MY measurements, it's 15'!!!!
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Got me some flags. Our local dealer has flipped his friggin lid! I swear I get pissed everytime I go in.
Id wipe out my 2 stroke pipe and tell him to suck on it or I can drive along ways for 1200 bucks.
I usually drive to Hodessa instead. Golden is SO much better.
At least they are nice to you when they rip you off.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
RL did you go in there and ask for one of the 10' foot flags?????????? hr>
By MY measurements, it's 15'!!!! hr>
I think i have flag envy hr>
That's in petermeters ofc.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
RL everybody got a helmet?
The one on your warrior of love DOES NOT COUNT!
Me and my kid always wear helmets.
:fixed:
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginoh and you look soooooo HOT in that pic! hr>
Well...we know YOU didn't see anything.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
RL everybody got a helmet?
The one on your warrior of love DOES NOT COUNT!
Me and my kid always wear helmets.
Oops...that had my name on it! hr>
Yeah mr animinity... be careful with what you post hr>
Who doesn't know my real name? Doesn't mean I have tomake it public record.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin I'm picturing 3 monkeys...See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil.
AND then there is DO NO EVIL...RL covering his winkie. hr>
Maybe you should cover it. I don't trust myself.
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I'm ordering my Helmet online.
So you're horny when you wear a helmet. hr>
LOL! Couldn't think of anything less than "downright tacky" so I kept my mouth shut.
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I'm thinking with the proper custom fit liner...it would be much safer than a riding helmet since it is made of steel!
If I'm going to break my frickin neck wearing a helmet...should do it in style!
Mama says don't forget clean underwear too....or in scooters case, just wear some.
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I can already write Scooter in the sand. Just need a few beers to load the pen. hr>
You meant pencil?
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Couldn't think of anything less than "downright tacky" so I kept my mouth shut. hr>
Tacky?! Flava Flave wears one! The brotha has CLASS!
Maybe I should get gold front teeth toooo! hr>
THAT is class alright!
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You have a good night! Catch you fellers and fellettes in the morning.
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DEAR GOD....it's a miracle! I can walk!!!!!
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DEAR GOD....it's a miracle! I can walk!!!!! hr>
Woke up with wood? BR>
Morning Ripper, Samson.
You've no idea how many times I started to wake up Mrs. Zzzzzzz between 4:30 and 6:00. Utter and complete painful torture.
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Sounds like no riding this weekend. hr>
Just cause I didn't get to this morning doesn't mean the entire weekend is shot.
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only thing we're gonna need wood for this weekend is for warmth!! hr>
Little wood heats you right up, does it?
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OFC needs to wake up for this. hr>
He is a professional woodsman.
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Does OFC get more ass than a toilet seat because of his professional woodsman stature?
It's self-proclaimed. I wouldn't know. But I think he's about as picky as a crack-whore toilet in an interstate truck stop.
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Morning Scooter, Ripper, RL and OFC!
Hope you all had a good nights rest and are ready for the weekend!
Morning DD!
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I can gaurantee you wouldnt turn down 90% of them if you was single. I think if you had the right oppertunity youd even go for some plus size action just to play the field All women are diffent and whats in the toolbox Is a mystery.. you can think you know but you dont till you do a lil exploration img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
Beggars can't be choosers. When did I say I was picky? BR>
Just taken.
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Beggars can't be choosers. When did I say I was picky? BR>
Just taken. hr>
Obviously, if I was picky, I would've held out for better. (good thing she never looks in here) hr>
I only have to be half faithful because I only married half of her.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyIm well rested and clean shaven..
I don't want to hear about your butt ofc.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyIm well rested and clean shaven..
I don't want to hear about your butt ofc.
A) Im Blonde
B) I was not blessed with the fur patch on the hiny like you and dumass hr>
LOL! You said "client" so I just assumed......
