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The in-laws are coming Saturday so I must exit the premises. Don't golf and don't go to bars...leaves the sand. But I'm not going back to Kermit until everything is straightened out. About half expect to see picketers at the county park. hr>
picketers THIS weekend? for who?
maybe ill just park at the other end... incognito.
No, no, no. Please don't misunderstand. There are just a lot of unhappy people it seems. Wonder if it'll get worse before it gets better, ya know? Anyway, I just want to ride without worrying about waivers or fees or fences or choosing sides.
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That's what I meant. Just hard to throw in that sarcastic tone when I type. We need a rolling eyes smiley.
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Drew the ears just for you!
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They were saying on the news this morning that tomorrow is supposed to be windy.
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Scooter, is that avatar an anti-french kissing ad?
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Originally posted by: KevinHarper06
its been raining here off and on (andrews) no wind.... Anyone going to kermit sunday if nothign comes up ill be there
Let us know how things are going out there.
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Sunday winds 20-30mph
Monday 10-15mph
If the weekend weather isn't going to cooperate....let's all play hooky and go ride Monday. What do you say?
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The Kermites didn't picket then? BR>
I started to go out yesterday but the kids were in one of their, "let's torture dad" moods and I was scared to be alone with them.
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Originally posted by: txcowgirl06
bring the kids and turn em lose. Nothing like some good ole outside activity to burn off all that energy.!! hr>
Guess I could take a shovel just in case that doesn't work. They might actually listen if a bury them up to their necks.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Last time, the woman went to town to gamble,
How is that different from dropping her off at the mall? NO NO NO, Scooter! You steal the checkbook, credit cards and car keys THEN leave her behind at home. Sheez...dang rookies.
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How is that different from dropping her off at the mall? NO NO NO, Scooter! You steal the checkbook, credit cards and car keys THEN leave her behind at home. Sheez...dang rookies.
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She came back with 400 extra when she went. Plus, she's on pace to earn almost 100 grand this year. BR>
Yep, my wife, I think I'll keep her. hr>
OH, I see! Sugar Mama! I need one of those! BR>
Mines always got her hand in my back pocket. BR>
If the other hand was in the front pocket, I might not mind so much.
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I'm still wondering about these two officers giving people tickets and how exactly that's working and where? So you still have free reign everywhere out there after paying your $7???? Will they ticket you for being on other non-KSI property? Ar ethere markers that tell you who owns what?
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This has all happened like over the past 3 weeks so it's pretty new to us too.
The parking lot still belongs to the county. You can camp there with no problems.
Here is a copy of the waiver.
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You guys talk while I ride. Wish ya coulda been there! BR>
Man the sand was good today. Hills were tall and sharp!
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Beer seemed extra cold too!
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And yet Sampson has the same $10 in his pocket the wife gave him Friday!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">hr>
If it only costs 7 to ride, a wife is only gonna give ya 7. That three extra must have been in the seat of the truck. BR>
Didn't take the kids and a shovel this time did you Samson?
Nope. Stopped off in Odessa and took a friend instead.
Man I got stupid drunk yesterday. Drank all my beer and half of his. Where's the tylenol?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Think I'm saving my drinking for this evening. At least it'll make the Super Bowl ineresting.
Be a good time for a nap.
KG, when does it NOT blow like heck in Lubbock?
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
9 Days to Love fest...Gentlemen have those dinner reservations and flowers ORDERED?
How about I just put the toilet seat down for a day?
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Been married 13 years, I guess I should be nice to the old lady. Let's face it though, Valentines is about romance. It's about wooing some unsuspecting victim into your carnal scheming. After being married so long there just isn't much romance left. Now when I wink and say let's hit the sack early, I HONESTLY just want to go to sleep.
Scooter, if we have to do something in pastels.....I prefer the hearts.
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In return, I get something I like too. But I really doubt she give it to me while I'm at work. hr>
What? You don't have broom closets? BR>
Oh yeah, romance, romance, romance........nope, I got nothing.
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Got my paddles from recreationtires.com and was happy with them. Be worth a shot.
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Mornin Scooter, Sampson, ATC, RIPPER
Good morning DD...lol, somthing about that acronym I really like!
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You guys are gonna make me break down and buy some flags.
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Good morning DD...lol, somthing about that acronym I really like!
that just gave me an inferiority complex hr>
LOL! Don't worry, they're all good.
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R
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You guys are gonna make me break down and buy some flags. hr>
Do it! I guess I'm the instigator for this weekend. I just feel like the more the merrier! weather is supposed to be pretty nice this weekend if nothing changes between now and then. besides, flags are cheap. hell, you show up and I'll give you a couple. lol. I got plenty.
The thought of spending money makes my butt pucker up about like seeing extra soap sudds in a prison shower.
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Hop, skip and a long jump. Or about an hour.
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I might, need to see what's going on...and watch the weather. BR>
I'll let you know for sure when it gets closer.
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That's OK. Many people underestimate my EX's abilities. Why just a few weeks ago I smoked my 7 year old on her 100.
I would make a bet and race Ripper but if the view is better from the back I might lose on purpose.
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My pleasure.
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You know it would be a lot easier if you gals would just put, "I have no penis" in your signatures. BR>
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LOL! TF!
I think they just like tricking us. Only thing worse than finding out you're talking smack to a chick is getting beat by that chick. THAT I would pay $7 to see.
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How about 2 4 times? Leave it to the women to turn this into something dirty.
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You know it would be a lot easier if you gals would just put, "I have no penis" in your signatures. hr>
no penis here. "penis, penis, penis..vagina vagina vagina...."-varsity blues. it was a good one!
Wow! I started to use that word but I honestly thought it offended like every female alive??? But I figured I could slip a penis in without many complaints.
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R
man did I pick the right forum to get involved in. lol. I just hope that I can keep up with yall in the sand or I really am a chump huh?
My thought exactly. Great, isn't it?!??!?!?!?!?
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R you'll definately get complaints if you try to slip a penis in on me. don't go for that! lol.
We couldn't be friends otherwise. Homey-phobic don't play that.
Nah, I really think it's great to see the girls interested in what has historically been a man's sport. I think it's cool as hell! Even though they act like heathens in here. I was an alter boy before bumping into them.
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OK, I wasn't REALLY an alter boy.
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OK, I wasn't REALLY an alter boy.
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Guess I better watch what I say. I might be dodging lightning strikes, huh?
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But I figured I could slip a penis in without many complaints.
Your Right RL...one of the non threatening slips...WORKS EVERYTIME.
How do you catch a unique rabbit...You neek up on it!
Call me Elmer Fudd and watch out for my gun!
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What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat face!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!
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Who the heck is Tom Jones anyway? LOL!
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R
does anyone know how to get this damn forum to quit notifying your email?
What are you trying to say?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hisotry note: Tom Jones was actually the first singer to have women throw their underwear on the stage.
Well.....then I'm glad my mama was a Loretta Lynn fan. BR>
Why can I picture a bunch of of little blue hairs beating each other with walkers to get a closer look?
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Why can I picture a bunch of of little blue hairs beating each other with walkers to get a closer look? hr>
Some of the executives secrataries went to a Tom Jones show a while back. They said women were throwing underwear on stage, older women too. Can you just see someone hitting him with a Depends? hr>
Only if they are fully loaded!
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I remember seeing ZZ Top and the Stones at the Cotton Bowl in '81. hr>
Hmmm...did I even listen to music at 9 years of age???????
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Yea, I'm not getting older...just more experienced.........Have you ever been experienced?
Have a birfday the 22 of this month.
Best concert I ever saw was BLUE OYSTER CULT and RUSH! Their lazer show was outrageous.
I'm still trying to move from novice to amateur.
Rush..Exit Stage Left. All-time favorite CD.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper I'm still repenting for some of my actions that weekend..haha
Details.....PLEASE!
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper I'm still repenting for some of my actions that weekend..haha
Details.....PLEASE! hr>
well if I told you...I'd have inflict bodily injury & hide your body
and no one wants the FBI snooping around hr>
That's OK. I may have done one or two things last weekend I'm not too proud of either. But out of curiousity, which body part would you start with?
Well....almost nobody wants the FBI around.
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IF there is creative use of a silk tie! hr>
Now why in the WORLD would you bring up ties? That's the second time I've sniffed something fishy and we're a long ways from water.
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Coincidence? Maybe.
Maybe not. Doesn't really matter.
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What? I might pay $7 and bring a mirror.
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R
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Hop, skip and a long jump. Or about an hour.
why hell you can't complain I gotta drive 3 hours. So you gonna hit the sand this weekend or what? I got your flags in my trailer.
Assuming you're still reading this......I have something I have to do on Saturday but I heard it was supposed to be cool with a chance of rain anyway.
Maybe next time.
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Got suckered into a charity deal. Not even sure who it's for. BR>
My luck it'll be the national g@y activist club or something.
I have to learn to say NO.
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Heck- I'm just gonna get drunk~
Yeah, I'll prolly hang out with my Bud.
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The RV show is Thurs thru Sunday.
Usually go to those every year with my dad and dream about all the toys I can't afford. Good times.
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Guys are SO gross I don't even understand how women can be attracted to them. A woman's body is like this sculpted thing of beauty. A man's body is just a hairy ball of gas.
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RL you soooooo did not see what I saw in the Tom Jones pic.
Talk about being sculpted!!
Nothing wrong with being a little FURRIE either....hr>
You mean I got this wax job for nothing? BR>
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RL you soooooo did not see what I saw in the Tom Jones pic.
Talk about being sculpted!!
Nothing wrong with being a little FURRIE either....hr>
You mean I got this wax job for nothing? hr>
RL have you been trimming the hedges again. hr>
You'd rather see a comb over? BR>
I think everybody should trim the hedges.
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If I don't stop drinking when it is looking really good...I tend to look at the bottom of the THRONE.
THAT's why I don't do the hard stuff. Haven't tossed cookies in like 4-5 years.
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We don't actually ride, we just like talking about the time we did.
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Originally posted by: KeelGirl22
talk to you guys tomorrow! its my bedtime, 8am comes awfully early!
Try 6.
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talk to you guys tomorrow! its my bedtime, 8am comes awfully early!
Try 6. hr>
YUCK! even worse!
Yeah, that's why I got to bed like at 9.
Pretty soon I'll be gumming my dinner at 4:30 over at Luby's.....with scooter!
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LOL! I double dog dare ya! BR>
If his wife is working the money bags, maybe I can try to work if off in other ways! She might even pay me!
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Who am I kidding? I'd go broke as a gigolo.
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Morning all.
Ahhhh.....my first customer.
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Morning all.
Ahhhh.....my first customer. hr>
~ding ding~
Top it off please...will you check the headlight adjustment too?
Something tells me I'll get paid by the penney too.
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Post #200!! ~Party Horns and Baloons~
I was hoping you took GREEN STAMPS..or GOLD BOND STAMPS!
You might have to ask Scooter what those are, since your such a young pup! hr>
You're going to catch me before you know it! BR>
I know what a postage stamp is.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Dragin...break out the silver change for RL...so he doesn't feel "cheap" when he's being used~
I might even pull a buy one inch get two for free!
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Dragin...break out the silver change for RL...so he doesn't feel "cheap" when he's being used~
I have some of the folding green suff IF he has that riding THONG ON!
I prefer commando. BR>
I'd give one of the$e for a dance.
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Think 7-11 would break that for me!
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I'm thinking closer to this.
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Dragin...break out the silver change for RL...so he doesn't feel "cheap" when he's being used~
I might even pull a buy one inch get two for free! hr>
that's IT???? Come on now...we're in TX remember....everything is bigger in TX
You ever read about a puffer fish? It can puff up to several times it's original size.
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I'm thinking closer to this.
Well, how bout you get one better but simular...Just happen to have one FOR SALE like that:
84 Cobra $6800.00
460 Ford
4.0 Onan Gen...$700 in work done on it recently
Refridg work done recently
4 NEW TIRES
full bath
Local pick up only
For $1500 you've got yourself a deal but you have to throw in extra rust.
Seriously though, I just need a porta-potty and hiney hider for the oldest brat. I can whip it out anywhere.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperYeah but the downside to that: To thwart predators, puffer fish employ some "Puff Daddy" defenses that can make the fish too much of a mouthful to be meal.
AND what a shame that would be hr>
Wouldn't be a shame to have a few battle scars, would it?
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Watch out Ripper...those Puffer fish are green with brown spots on them.BR>That's cameo to the extreme!!
lmao- no doubt
dang RL that wasn't a very good comparison now was it??
What makes you think I was making a comparison?
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin Well for the girl campers might I suggest the FIRST step in upgrade:
Wal-Mart replacement lid for potty.
5 gallon bucket.
folding shovel.
MAKE LIKE A CAT IN A SANDBOX! DON'T FORGET TO COVER IT UP.
I have to do something. She makes me feel bad when there isn't anywhere to go. BR>
Guess a funnel and attached water hose is out of the question?
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsSeriously though, I just need a porta-potty and hiney hider for the oldest brat. I can whip it out anywhere. hr>
Well for the girl campers might I suggest the FIRST step in upgrade:
Wal-Mart replacement lid for potty.
5 gallon bucket.
folding shovel.
MAKE LIKE A CAT IN A SANDBOX! DON'T FORGET TO COVER IT UP.
hehe- or she could just squat on dad's nerf bars
Sounds like the voice of experience.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin Well for the girl campers might I suggest the FIRST step in upgrade:
Wal-Mart replacement lid for potty.
5 gallon bucket.
folding shovel.
MAKE LIKE A CAT IN A SANDBOX! DON'T FORGET TO COVER IT UP.
I have to do something. She makes me feel bad when there isn't anywhere to go. BR>
Guess a funnel and attached water hose is out of the question? hr>
Okay lets downgrade the 5gal bucket ideal......COFFEE CAN.
Your not a real woman till you've squated on a coffee can.
I found out the hard way I can fill up a 16oz can real fast. BR>
Shoulda peed in the livewell.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin Well for the girl campers might I suggest the FIRST step in upgrade:
Wal-Mart replacement lid for potty.
5 gallon bucket.
folding shovel.
MAKE LIKE A CAT IN A SANDBOX! DON'T FORGET TO COVER IT UP.
I have to do something. She makes me feel bad when there isn't anywhere to go. BR>
Guess a funnel and attached water hose is out of the question? hr>
now THAT is a HELL of an idea! you could get rich off of that!
That's not what you used it for before handing it to the rookie to guzzle beer?
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That's why God invented duct tape.
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I have a 5x10 bike trailer with a fold down double bed and port-a-pot. It pulls like a dream.
That sounds perfect. I want an enclosed trailer but it would be worth more than what I hauling in it. BR>
Seriously thought about a 16' and building something similar including a shower. Unless I start riding with you gals.....then I may want to think about a jacuzzi!
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I have a 5x10 bike trailer with a fold down double bed and port-a-pot. It pulls like a dream.
That sounds perfect. I want an enclosed trailer but it would be worth more than what I hauling in it. BR>
Seriously thought about a 16' and building something similar including a shower. Unless I start riding with you gals.....then I may want to think about a jacuzzi! hr>
Dangit Puff Daddy I have to try one more time today to get in your pocket:
Also have for sale--
32' Wells Cargo enclosed trailer
$6700
clear title and current tags
Only problem with the 5x10 trailer is the wheel wells lack 4" being wide enough get a full size quad in. Your daughters would fit okay. Has single ramp and tie downs for a bike...it is so cool. Have considered a rack to go over the wheel well for my quad. It is not for sale, but hey, if the right offer came up?
I'll give you everything in my pocket BUT you have to reach in and grab it. BR>
sEE, WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND IS MY QUADS (OOPS!) have already cost me a house full of furniture and some jewelry. I have no support on the homefront. She HATES my quads....well I won't go there.
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A ROLL OF DIMES!!!
I feel so used!
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Speaking of COLD...Sorry RL that was cold hearted of me...BUT SCOOTER TWISTED MY ARM hr>
That's OK. After sitting in the bathroom for the last hour with a magnifying glass, I feel a little better.
Dang it. Go you know where. There were like 10-12 other quads and bikes last Saturday. Wait til next weekend and I may give a tour.
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There once was a girl from Nantucket......
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Sometime my size 11 shoe fits in my mouth much easier than it comes back out.
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I'm gonna go grab my magnifying glass and try to build up my self esteem again.
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Stay out of the sun with that magnifying glass..that is were the brown spots are coming from.
Umm, think he's looking at the wrong side. hr>
Don't think I could see anything brown without a couple of mirrors????
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Stay out of the sun with that magnifying glass..that is where the brown spots are coming from.
Hey there is something fishy going on here.
That reminds me...I really need a tan.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxAdvantage of being the "old" guy, I'm just as wrinkled when I get out as I went in. Although, I'm sure a few wrinkles could be worked out.
Could be worse. Here in 20 years you'll have to pull your ears together behind your head and staple them together to smooth the wrinkles out.
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I'm gonna go grab my magnifying glass and try to build up my self esteem again.
Well, I hope it didn't take an hour and a half to find your "esteem" this time. hr>
And to think I almost felt guilty for the wrinkle post.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin But, must say...all these years of guys talking about girl on girl action...THE GIRLS TOOK YOU SERIOUS!! Talk about your fantasies working you right out of the picture!!
OK! That got my attention!
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin But, must say...all these years of guys talking about girl on girl action...THE GIRLS TOOK YOU SERIOUS!! Talk about your fantasies working you right out of the picture!!
OK! That got my attention! hr>
I'm not saying there was not some of that going on in the good ole days...but...It seems so widely accepted and common place with young women.
Thanks Rosanne, Ellen and Girls Gone Wild hr>
Men really don't like lesbians, we're just arrogant enough to think we can make a sandwich and convert them.
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Good morning people! Almost Friday...we all may make it
Lesbianism is overrated-- if women really didn't want a p*nis there wouldn't be such a demand for the fake ones...lmao
I watched Cheaters last night and it was the first time I saw 2 men as the couple-- The one that was being cheated on was sappier than any woman I know...I wanted to spit up- but I couldn't quit laughing~ I thought hmm... what do you call a fight between 2 "men lovers"....would that be considered a cat fight?
I've watched GGW- it was stupid- those women need to get some self respect and fast-- I mean all they get is a lousy t-shirt hr>
Look at this candy store. Where do I start? Ohhhhh, I'll be nice. I am the ultimate homophobe. I don't care if it's chick on chick or guy on guy...it turns my stomach.
I've never seen a GGW. I brought home a SI Swimsuit Edition one time and the old lady flipped out so I don't think a video would go over very well.
Dirtiest thing in my house is the underwear section of the Sears catalog.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper I certainly know what a shoe horn is all thanks to Grandpa...He also taught me how to tie a tie...but that I've forgotten hr>
DD can teach you how to hog tie someone.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxThink a lot of his issues go back to his relationship with his wife.
Think that holds true for all of us.
TXDR, I never understood how a woman could strip in front of a bunch of strangers....but a private showing on the other hand. I've got a pocket full of dollar bills.
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Like Ripper I can tie a silk tie. But when she finishes...you can go to work. When I tie it, you won't go any where till I'm finished.
LOL! Naughty girls, I swear. That whole getting dominated thing just scares the heck outta me.
I guess I'm more into surroundings and I have list of "places" to try but haven't had the chance. I must have a thing for the moon and stars.....I'll leave it at that.
I'm such a romantic.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper I don't know RL, maybe the same way those men do it-- though I think its BS there are no male strip clubs around...I'd go in, at least once
I won't lie and say I've never been in one but that look don't touch thing just doesn't really sit well with me. I say save your money and get a hooker instead because T-bars are overrated imo.
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RIGHT ON BROTHA!
A jacuzzi under starry night.
Had one in the back yard at home.
Sure hate to be in there naked when a lightning storm comes up. The neighbors come out into back yard, turn on all the outside lights! You can't help but think what the write up in the paper is gonna look like. What a way to go!
I've come close to fullfilling that one several times but always got interupted.
Hammick, small boat or raft.....4-wheeler. Someday.
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Like Ripper I can tie a silk tie. But when she finishes...you can go to work. When I tie it, you won't go any where till I'm finished.
LOL! Naughty girls, I swear. That whole getting dominated thing just scares the heck outta me.
I guess I'm more into surroundings and I have list of "places" to try but haven't had the chance. I must have a thing for the moon and stars.....I'll leave it at that.
I'm such a romantic. hr>
The whole silk tie thing is not about domination. It is a issue of trust!
Your woman has the chace to SLOW YOU DOWN. Your wrists tied together...the look but dont touch rule is in effect!
She can strip (agree with Tina Turner---Private Dancer) for you. She can take her leisure time exploring the sculpting of your body. You just have to be still and give her the space!! BR>Not about Domination or Pain.
Then out comes the hot wax! BR>
Noooo, as long as I can sleep through it.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper dang- I was thinking he wanted to do it at the planetarium..haha
speaking of boat...I backed into one the other day...I called the owner and reported it to him
Not a bad idea for those colder days. Had a chick want to in back of a theater one time and I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
Good for you! Wish everybody was as honest.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin ..or how about in FT DAVIS!
Why? Is that where Karma lives?
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxT-bars are a huge waste of money to me. Drinks are over priced, putting money in to somethig that's not going to give you the time of day later.
Had one ask if I had anything besides beer one time and I don't think she wanted a martini. It CAN be done. But I would worry certain parts might turn green and fall off.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx T-bars are a huge waste of money to me. Drinks are over priced, putting money in to somethig that's not going to give you the time of day later.
Never understood why...If the little woman does not have a G-string...Get her one or two.
Here baby, a drink just the way you like it. The lights down low. Barry White on the stereo. Show time. Honey, insert Money HERE!
Why leave home??
Maybe 5-6 years ago.
Don't get me started!
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Had one ask if I had anything besides beer one time and I don't think she wanted a martini. It CAN be done. But I would worry certain parts might turn green and fall off.
Had a boss that used to frequent one particular bar in Dallas years back. He knew one of the dancers (sorry, entertainers). One day another one puts her phone number on the table. Then we saw her outside in the light, and argued over who was going to be stuck with it.
Had a friend date one and she was nasty.
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Never understood why...If the little woman does not have a G-string...Get her one or two.
Here baby, a drink just the way you like it. The lights down low. Barry White on the stereo. Show time. Honey, insert Money HERE!
Why leave home??
Maybe 5-6 years ago.
Don't get me started! hr>
If it ever happened once...it can happen again! Never give up RL.
Did you forget how to neek up on it?
Let's just say there's something bothering me and leave it at that.
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Hey I got ya RL....I'm still MOURNING the loss of BARRY WHITE too hr>
You nailed it. Good guess.
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Hey I got ya RL....I'm still MOURNING the loss of BARRY WHITE too hr>
You nailed it. Good guess. hr>
But we still have Percey Sledge and now Ruben Studdard!!
RUBEN, RUBEN, RUBEN!
I'm more of a 95X and kbat sort of feller but when I'm in the mood, you could put in Bethoven on and that's fine by me.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper what?? no 70's porn music going on in the background? I bet that's what Scooter likes
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And just how many of those have YOU watched?
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So what should I get myself for Valentines? Hmmmmm.
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LOL! You're searching for all the alternate riding spots, aren't ya? BR>
Races in Stanton! Who'd of thunk it?
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noooo...she's trying to find a spot for all of us to go get drunk!!!
Heck, I don't need anywhere special for that. Shame they don't let you ride out by the DPS anymore. It was nice place to go for a quicky.
So are they talking about that park between Stanton and Big Spring or some where else?
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Is that sorta like Malt Duck?
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So what should I get myself for Valentines? Hmmmmm.
Start in Midland Park Mall---Victoria's secret. Get a baby doll nightie with a g-string (modest but really sexy). A FEATHER trim to tickle your fancy (just for PREverts...not full blown PERverts like Scooter) BR>Don't forget to stop by and get a Barry White cd (continious play).
2 bottles of LeJon Cold Duck chilled to 48 degrees.
Stop by Dollar Store for couple of Champaign flutes, and scented pillar candle...
IMHO
I'll say that sounds waaaay better than my idea ~
except the barry white cd...lol
Liquor sounds good but my blow up doll is just too hard to dress.
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Willie Nelson is coming to town.
I have a limited tolerance for country...but Willie is kewl.
If you've got the money honey, I've got the ti-ime! I like Willie!
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How about maddog 2020?
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How about maddog 2020?
Bones Farms--Snow Creek Berry. 3 bottles.
MD20/20 is good if you're shooting up Blotter ACID. Yes, I saw it done hr>
I'd be drinking it by myself, so the cheap stuff would work just fine. Unless you know of something with ice cream in it.
Hmmmm.....beer float????? Nah!
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7,000!!!!
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Still have a baskin robbins in Mid?
RL...man, what to say brotha?! If this is so...your way past the silk ties, wine, music and romance portion of the program. Your situation is very bleak and it is time for a professional intervention.
DR PHIL
Dr Ruth
Dr James Dobson
Dr Kavorkian
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Doctor, Doctor, give me a clue, I got a bad case of loving you (wife). You need to quit the pitty party, suck it up and MAKE the relationship what you want it to be.
Sorry for the tough love dude...but heck...I think your worthy, I have no problem being a REAL friend. You ask...I'm here...I won't push it down your throat. I'm going to trust you...don't play me...PM
LOL! HOLD on! Wa-a-ait just a cotton pickin' minute! My wife just doesn't drink. She does not like champagne or wine or beer and if she does get a mixed drink...she orders a virgin.
Though I would agree she needs professional help!
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well- hopefully the blow up doll drinks...haha
Just find an empty orifice.
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Dunedragin, is your message box full?
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Dunedragin, is your message box full?
Not totally...You sending me a be mine Valentine card with Garfield on it ?hr>
You know it, Sweetness! Tried to send a love poem too but they don't show up on my end?????? Just disappeared!!!
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And one alter boy.
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Mornin' yall BR>
RL are you using disappearing crayon on that love poem??
Can't leave any evidence. BR>
Gee, if I've been so bad maybe I deserve a spanking!
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Oh Lordy, she's female alright! BR>
Fine, I'll test you. What color is my underwear?
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%^$#!
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He did say underwear and not panties, right? BR>
Just never know about alter boys. hr>
Gets hot under those robes, the lace helps them breath!
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Who said it was going to be 65 this weekend? High of 46?!?!?!?
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Willie is doing a Valentines day Concert in Marfa.
Wonder if the Marfa lights would cause Ripper to have twins?
Always wanted to see the Marfa lights. So is it swamp gas, aliens, indians or ghosts?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx I guess I'm going straight to he!!. Thanks to that info, I'll never be able to look at the Pope the same now.
Not so sure the pope won't be joining you.
BAD RL! BAD!
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Wonder if the Marfa lights would cause Ripper to have twins?
Ohhh hell no...I'm out on that...and I could say something truly nasty here...but I'm going to bite my fingers.
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I'd like to have the Coors Light twins, too!
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%^$#! hr>
so that means I'm right??
Correction...it wouldn't be a hint of nude- man said he needs a tan...so get out those cheap sunglasses!
Well, that's what I was going to say. "Not wearing any"!
But in reality I think they are light blue but I really DO need a tan.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx I guess I'm going straight to he!!. Thanks to that info, I'll never be able to look at the Pope the same now.
Not so sure the pope won't be joining you.
BAD RL! BAD! hr>
Think the Pope is ok, it's the priest that got all the alter boys. BR>
(Was that lightning outside?)
I'm not really catholic! Be my last choice. More non-denominal. (IS that a word? )
But not smart to talk about.
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Is he too old to be down in the teen?
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Is he too old to be down in the teen?
Mathmatically, a teen would go into to him more, but I don't think anyone is going to try that on him. He's 6'3' and weighs 290. About 10 pounds of fat.
I see! So he's sorta built like me....except taller, stronger and skinnier.
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I non-Dalmationional too
I definately believe in God, just don't usually agree with everything they teach within any of the "popular" organized religions.
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I see! So he's sorta built like me....except taller, stronger and skinnier. hr>
Going out on a limb here, but I think he's darker too. (aside from the fact you need a tan)
Well, at least I have more hair....even if it is on my back!
j/k! I'm not THAT bad.
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So what do you mom's think of getdrunk?
Start on p85.
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Check out the toy haulers for me. Wish I could get rid of my RV (although it could reach antique status soon )
At least then it would match your persona.
Sorry, man! I couldn't resist. What are you, like 40?
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just believe I am the female version of god...and its all good!
Except your motto is "come forth and multiply!"?
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Sorry, man! I couldn't resist. What are you, like 40?
Let's just say MWQ is a year (and a half) older than me. BR>
Like 40, man I wish.
If you're only as old as you feel....well....then I'm right there with ya.
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just believe I am the female version of god...and its all good!
Except your motto is "come forth and multiply!"? hr>
nooo- no more multiplying BR>
just come forth and practice..lol
Educational sex! Great idea. Now let's see how many times will X go into Y.
3?
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Speaking of...how's the head feeling this morning?
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Early teens and post marriage...is there another option?
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but, like Scooters dilema...it prob requires an exchange of cash
Stuff like that just doesn't have the same STING to it when the person has never seen you before. OUCH! BR>
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Who am I kidding. The only twenty I want to see in front of me has a picture of Andrew Jackson on it.
Don't forget maddog!
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Me neither. Sucked down a few Natural Lights last night. Good! Cheap! ...but always gives me gas.
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Me neither. Sucked down a few Natural Lights last night. Good! Cheap! ...but always gives me gas.
good lord- TMI
that's why you should drink crown hr>
What? You make it sound like a BAD thing??? BR>
My tummy can't take the hard stuff anymore.
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Yeah but around that guys it can provide hours of entertainment.
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So nobody wants my hotter-n-heck pinto bean recipe? Only do that like once or twice a year because I can't stand being around myself. But MAN o MAN are they good!
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wish I could remember what I did last time I was in Mexico....
Sometimes, it's better not to know. hr>
She always makes herself sound a little on the wild side but tease, tease, tease....never any details.
Or better yet, pictures or video!
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She always makes herself sound a little on the wild side but tease, tease, tease....never any details.
Or better yet, pictures or video! hr>
As long as no animals were harmed in the making of those videos. hr>
I'd never harm anything on purpose!
Does gagging beavers count?
I was fixing to ask that scooter! Any police reports?
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Yeah, I'm with ya. Done some of those stupid things myself.
But I can't affect what I never had.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxOh, it's true. I think that is why I need glasses. hr>
It's sorta funny. I got glasses but everything looks so much better without them.
Especially mirrors.
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With that busy street blocking one side, that campus is awful. I hate driving by it in the mornings.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxOh, it's true. I think that is why I need glasses. hr>
It's sorta funny. I got glasses but everything looks so much better without them.
Especially mirrors.
I've got glasses but I'm certain my reason is not the same as ya'lls!
Well? Mine's age.
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Any big plans this weekend? I may actually get to use those gas logs this weekend for once.
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HOT TUBS!!
RL another sporting event...There is one event you might get the wife into!
If I offered to sell the quads to finance it, I'm sure she'd go for it too.
How old do your kids have to get before you shut the old monitor off? Seriously. And is necessary to hear them breath. I know for a fact I can hear those kids squeal (Scooter, don't go there! ) from down the block. I think they could wake me up if something is wrong. I mean I just assume sleep until something does go wrong instead of waking up everytime a moth farts next to the receiver.
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Anybody ride this weekend? How'd it go?
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The monitor thing depends on if it's a boy or girl. If it's a girl, keep it in there until they move out. hr>
Locks and bars and chastity belts. too!!!
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I think you should install surveillance cameras with night vision/microphone and RECORDER in their bedrooms. You may need the tapes for leverage later in life!! hr>
Once upon a time, I'd have liked to of had those in OUR bedroom!
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TXDR, was you raised around all guys? Or maybe it's just you think a lot like me? OK, the second would be a little scary! BR>
Rippen, did you look at the plug? Sometimes it'll have damage if there is major problems in the jug.
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As long as it doesn't go to your head, Ms. Perfection. BR>
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Went out and started the mini for the 1st time in about 6 weeks. 2nd kick, fired right up and purred. My Honda isn't that easy. Absolutely amazing considering what I paid. Guess I shouldn't be surprised since the engine has Yamaha stamped on the side. I have to get that kid out riding!
Watched the Skeleton Key yesterday. MmmMmm, I like Kate Hudson. Good movie though, right up until the last 5 minutes anyway. Didn't turn out like I expected.
OK, I'm bored! Waiting on another report.
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Puffs make the world a better place.
Pretty sure that type of thinking cost me some brain cells in my teenage years.
Skip lunch today?
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nope
I know I don't need any...bossman already pointed out my fat rolls BR>
someone twisted your arm to inhale? BAAAAAAAAAD boy!
Sounds like a nice boss. Want to hear something weird? Won a cap at a charity deal a while back. Favorite hat in the world. I actually got to pick from a whole bunch. Looks worn and ugly, just how I like it. Want to guess what company name is on it?
Didn't take much twisting back then. A LONG time ago, though. I want to smoke now I just add extra jalapenos.
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OK, maybe not weird to you but that and a cat bed is like all I've won in the last 10 years.....and I don't even have a cat.
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I'd say you're a pretty good guesser
Bought Staind the other day. That's the only decent CD I've picked out in a while. Too many one hit wonders. Not like the old days when you were a kid.
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Speakin' of winning things, they had a Valentines drawing at our building Friday. I won a free nights stay at the Fairmont Hotel in downtown Dallas. Reeeaaal fancy hotel. BR>
Also, it's a block from where I work. Just how I'd like to spend a romantic evening. Looking out at the Dallas skyline, and seeing a building I'm stuck in five days a week.
Happy VD to everyone. hr>
VD? Just exactly WHO are you inviting to the room with you?!!!
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Samson, does the hat have anything to do with a paper manufacturer?
Nope. But probably only something DR would get since it's local.
I really want one of those from BJ Services with the 1-800 number on it.
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I can think of something free and only takes about 15 minutes that any man would be perfectly happy with on Valentines. You could even flash an old Christmas card from Aunt Gertrude in the middle and he wouldn't notice the difference.
There, that's my Community Service Announcement for the week.
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I guess you could hum him a song! hr>
Beaten to the punch again. BR>
You have how many brothers?
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I gotta get drunk tonight.
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Is it 5 YET??????????
It is somewhere! BR>
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Is it 5 YET??????????
It is somewhere! hr>
yeah- probably in Margaritaville
wonder if they are having cheeseburgers in paradise too?
Margaritas and cheeseburgers! My type of woman! BR>
Hey, what are the 4 major food groups? You have dairy, veggies/fruit, meats and bread, right? Well, what's a burger? cheese, lettuce/tomato, beef and buns. I give you the perfect food for a healthy lifestyle according to my 3rd grade teacher. God bless her soul!!!!
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I remember the girls playing that game. I donated both balls.
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I sure didn't hear any complaints.
Anybody do anything special? I stole all the "good" candy from the kids last night but that was about it.
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With Scooters new avatar...I'm guessing Valentines went ok...The wife moaning out "oh, God!" , "oh, sweet Jesus!".
Kinda went to his Head!! hr>
BR>
Too bad it's more like, "Jesus Christ", ""What in God's name?", and "Get the hell out!"
Morning everyone. hr>
ROFLMAO hr>
Did it have anything to do with your dining delema??
Sounds like he tried to sneak in the back door to me!
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I like Texasburger or Whataburger. No playground equipment.
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I offered him a bubble bath!
I would have mine but the tubs so small, we'd have to take turns getting in.
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You guys be sure to post your answers!
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YOU GOT SEX OUT OF THE DEAL?? BR>geeze I feel cheated.
If it's less than two people, does it still count? hr>
Rosie's been cheating on me again, I see.
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Can you drink bag in the box wine at Kermit?
Don't think it'll fit in the coozy but I'll try.
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Not that I'm asking for myself, just for clarification.
You said it takes more than one person. How many animals does it take?
What's that joke? A beaver, a cat and fish no one can find?????
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Only if somebody hums a tune while I eat. Most important thing about fish is how it's cleaned and presented. BR>
Welcome J4K!
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ok- I just heard a song titled Detachable P*nis
Here's my review:
Good idea/bad song!
Now I gotta coax mine back out from behind my nuts.
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LOL! When did you start?
I'm a bad influence.
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What? Smartasses don't count?
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Here is another. Give me a minute and I'll break it down...
number game
Dang blasted filter! It's almost like they expect you to work around here.
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Without breaking out the formula here is the trick:
Using only a 2-digit number the answer is always divisible by 9 and always ranges between 9 and 90. Hence, the symbol is always the same for 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, and 90.
I'll stop now. Man, what a geek I am.hr>
My math doesn't get more complex than...ok I had 5 beers last night, now how many are left in that 12 pack?
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Smarties? Ain't that Halloween candy? hr>
Hmmm...a few cheezy pick-up lines come to mind.hr>
Like what.....
Nice legs...what time do they open?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
Without breaking out the formula here is the trick:
Using only a 2-digit number the answer is always divisible by 9 and always ranges between 9 and 90. Hence, the symbol is always the same for 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, and 90.
I'll stop now. Man, what a geek I am.hr>
My math doesn't get more complex than...ok I had 5 beers last night, now how many are left in that 12 pack? hr>
If they're in my fridge, none. hr>
I have gremlins that come drink mine at night while I'm sleeping because I usually think I had 5 but there is only 3 left???? WTH? D@mn drunk!
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
Without breaking out the formula here is the trick:
Using only a 2-digit number the answer is always divisible by 9 and always ranges between 9 and 90. Hence, the symbol is always the same for 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, and 90.
I'll stop now. Man, what a geek I am.hr>
My math doesn't get more complex than...ok I had 5 beers last night, now how many are left in that 12 pack? hr>
Sounds like my bro-in-law. I was over at his place Friday and asked for a beer while the wife went with her sister to the store. He says: "uhhh, I don't know man...I'm on my last six pack".hr>
Am I the only one that's drinks half his buddy's beer evertime he goes to the pisser?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Thankfully, they just made the neighborhood wet, so it's two blocks the beer store. hr>
Lived in Lubbock and it was the only dry place I've ever lived at and it SUCKED driving 40 minutes round trip for beer.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Then I see an image of RL sniffing out the nearest Long John's!!
He's hungry for the catch of the day!
I'm such a man whore.
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks
Without breaking out the formula here is the trick:
Using only a 2-digit number the answer is always divisible by 9 and always ranges between 9 and 90. Hence, the symbol is always the same for 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, and 90.
I'll stop now. Man, what a geek I am.hr>
My math doesn't get more complex than...ok I had 5 beers last night, now how many are left in that 12 pack? hr>
Sounds like my bro-in-law. I was over at his place Friday and asked for a beer while the wife went with her sister to the store. He says: "uhhh, I don't know man...I'm on my last six pack".hr>
Am I the only one that's drinks half his buddy's beer evertime he goes to the pisser? hr>
Last time I did that I got a floating cig butt in my mouth. Common people...the beer can isn't an ashtray unless it's dam near dry. Sheesh.hr>
My cousin did it one time with a bottle a guy had been spitting in. YUCK!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Am I the only one that's drinks half his buddy's beer evertime he goes to the pisser? hr>
We got a rule, if you don't take it with you, it can (and will) be replaced by something with less in it.
Most of the time, I just drink Bud Light. But I do enjoy beer, so I get different varieties now and then. That keeps people from drinking mine because they're afraid to try it. Shoot, as long as no one has wizzed in in, I'll try any drink once. hr>
Took Milwaulki's Best on one trip and NOBODY would touch it!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!
And it's really not that bad.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
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Originally posted by: Just4Kicks Last time I did that I got a floating cig butt in my mouth. Common people...the beer can isn't an ashtray unless it's dam near dry. Sheesh.hr>
damn- that's flat out nastiness! That's grounds for a beating!
Not the butt I want in my mouth either.
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Been reading, just haven't posted much because I have a lot I need to get done before next week because I'll be out of town.
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for Long John Silvers?
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you know I'm a cheese puff girl all the way
You've never used another name on here have you? Deja vu!
No vacations for me.
