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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
RL needs a HUMP
Not the camel's hump I'm interested in. hr>
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs I'm sure a new breed of duners will show up and us old-timers will fade away and be forgotten but it's sad imo. hr>
Don't worry, we won't forget you...uhh, whatsyourname.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Several of us are armed with some strong facts too.
Guess you haven't seen the new KSI bumper sticker.
Guns don't kill people, facts do.
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I was gonna guess it was her head. But she's one of them college edumicated types, and it might be to full of knowledge (being nice) to fit.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Just as an example, I chewed gum the whole time I typed that hr>
Did I mention my nickname of Bubbles? I pictured you blowing bubbles the whole time.
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You know the FBI is monitoring us, right? BR>
Probably just didn't have the proper clearance to post both sides.
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Morning DD.
Until the issues are resolved, you may want to switch to de-caff.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Hope the FBI is being paid full time & overtime wages!! BR>
Judging by my pay stub, yes they have been paid. BR>
Sadly not the only stub that seems to be a little short.
I was talking about my finger that had been cut off. Dirty minds. (but you know I like that)
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Truly sad to see one mans greed ruin another mans simple pleasure.
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Great, now how am I supposed to give a smart ass answer after that?
Very nice, though. BR>
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Group hug! Ok, DD, Ripper and RC hug, the rest of you just get a smile and a handshake. (maybe an 8x10 of me, DD, Ripper and RC)
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I love you Scooter, RL, Ripper, MD, OFC, MWQ, FB, C, LTZ, H, Tory, RC, MO, HD...ETChr>
You know what they say, words are cheap. Let me show you some lovins. hr>
Hey, I've been called that before. BR>
Words, I mean.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs You gals are going to have to try things my way, someday! hr>
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You get all excited and see what happens?
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
My momma always said my book ran a few pages short. hr>
So you can judge a book by it's cover.
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Hey, I've been ignored in plenty of places besides here.
Feel like I should have a bathrobe on, complaining about those damn kids. Staying up late, making a mess of the place.
Although, I had always envisioned a nicely shaved pussy. BR>
And who was that chokin' the chicken?
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Scooter I will not ignore you. As a matter of fact I'm alone in bed waiting for you. Take off the robe and choke your chicken to that vision.
I knew it was a hairless! BR>
MWQ, I hope you are refering to DD. BR>
Afraid to take the robe off now.
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DD, that dog sure had a big tongue.
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Ohhhh, I see how it is now. Got real quite when I came in. BR>
Gotta go do yard work so feel free to post another 4 pages.
And all I need is this ashrtray. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
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OK, news from Kermit.
Still sandy.
Sorry you guys had to hear it from an outside source.
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Site jumper.
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Right after I hit reply, I figured "stalker" was gonna be your reply.
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Your always safe with us. But then, we're probably you're biggest danger.
Have a good night Kermies.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
What's you sign baby?
Mines, The customer always comes first. BR>
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
What's the 2 signs? Stop and Do Not Enter? hr>
I guessed, open 24 hours and slippery when wet.
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My mind reels from the possibilities.
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Objects in mirror are larger than they appear (could work out great for me), discontinue use if rash occurs.
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Owner not responsible for lost objects, contents under pressure.
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Morning Ripper BR>
I blame it on the coffee.
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Help wanted apply within, use correct change.
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Use as directed, open other end.
I better quit while I'm ahead.
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Ooooh.
Dangerous curves ahead, over 1 billion served daily.
This is worse than ebay.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
over 1 billion served daily.
lmao! Thats a good one! BR>
I'm fresh outta signs. hr>
I'm afraid someones gonna take a road trip to slap me for that one.
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Good morning DD. BR>
Thanks for helping pass time this morning.
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Slow children (should be adults), batteries not included.
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Best before....
new and improved.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
if erection last for more than 72 hours please consult a physician,
1000hr>
Right after I contact every female I know and a few film makers BR>
Woo hoo!!! DD breaks the 1000 mark.
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Looks like you posted the latest. Got any updates?
We now return to mindless posting.
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Do not take with alcohol.
Puleeaase! That's not a warning, that's a challenge.
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Customer service, do not over inflate.
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Great things about being old:
I get a discount
I get the door held open
I can blame it on alzheimers
I can blame it on alzheimers
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I want a poster of Scooter on my wall!! hr>
Well, just take an old Fabio poster and use that. I look exactly like him.
Except for the hair. And the muscles. And the perfect teeth. And the tan. And the money he's got.
But, with the lights out, you couldn't tell us apart. (tell me he's not hung
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Ok, wait. You know the commercial where they say life comes at you fast? And it has Fabio guiding the gondola boat? I look like him when they come out from under that bridge. Exactly.
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Well, if nothing else, he's running up a bill with his attorneys. BR>
Just a thought that ran through my mind (enough room it probably could have driven , but what if all the other land owners got together and put up boundry markers, made a parking area, and then let everyone ride for 3 bucks?
Yea, I know it would never happen, but can you imagine what that would do to KSI? BR>
I also thought I remembered something about tea and no panties. Guess we know why now.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Wouldn't letting people ride for free have the same affect? hr>
Well, I left out the part about DD and Ripper riding topless. So it's really just a cover charge. BR>
Free would be good, but I figure just charging half of what he was would really piss them off.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Somebody pinch me, I must be dreaming because you're still here. hr>
Heck, if she's still there, ask her for a spankin'.
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Spankin' by proxy?
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Well Ripper, I read the line in your signature.
Looks like you'll never see me naked. You'd probably die from the pain.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Lets see if I can come up with something new hr>
I wouldn't bother, the results would still be the same.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
EWWWW butt hair????
LMAO!
Guess we can call him sh@thead then. BR>
Careful with the grey outs DD. Unless they're planned. BR>
And, yes, I do know what's behind the Green Door. BR>
Shaking the beer webs out this morning. Looks like a big garage sale day. Just bought a second smoker, so now I'll find one for 2 bucks.
It's the weekend, so, everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight.
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Well, the process begins.
Amazing he's on paid vacation. I understand the reasoning behind the paid admin leave. But, if they're found guilty of an offense while on the leave, shouldn't they have to pay that back?
If we knew around here that we would just get sent home with pay instead of being fired, something would be getting shot every other day.
Now that I think about it, I thought I heard the toilet say it wasn't gonna take no more crap from me. Time to take out the Tidy Bowl man.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Remind me not to talk back to you hr>
But you can still talk dirty to me.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Just not snappy dirty talk, eh?
That'll be ok too. Just be careful with those pointy high heeled boots.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I've always wanted to play that "role"
the b*tchy dominant one LMAO!
Every female's dream. hr>
One womans dream is just another mans fantasy. BR>
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I've got your fantasy wife at home. Take her. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
I'm not trying to collect the entire set.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I though Scooter would like the collectable CHEST set.
A new piece shipped every 4 to 6 weeks for approval!
I have something like that. I get a piece every 4-6 weeks, but I keep getting the same one.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
If the delivery time does not improve…I&39;m considering a new courier hr>
They're not coming fast enough?
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Scooter, I'm think maybe your problem is they don't come at all. hr>
That's why I stopped worrying about them. Stuff like that can give you a complex.
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Leavin' for Cancun in 9 days. BR>
On a mission to make an all inclusive hotel cut me off from the alcohol.
Hey, we all need goals in life.
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Originally posted by: dunefighter
Scooter where ya stayin in cancun,been trying to find a cool place to stay
Staying at the Avalon Baccara Resort. Hotel info
Not a big hotel, and they just got everything redone and opened from the hurricane last year.
Will definitely have some pics (hoping some aren't deleted by the wife
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
The first friday the parking lot was finished the boundary beacons were almost ready to put up.
Wonder if there is a trash receptical on the place yet?
Thought it was indictied?
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
The first friday the parking lot was finished the boundary beacons were almost ready to put up.
Yep- everything is always almost ready.
The final version of their story should be almost ready too hr>
It's a race to see which will be ready first.
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Went to Hawaii in 2000. Going back someday, might even take the wife. BR>
We like the hotel in Cancun because it's not some super huge place where they can blow you off if there's a problem. With only 27 rooms, they have to take care of you.
40? I remember that one.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I don't. hr>
BR>
That's it, kick a man while he's down. An old man at that.
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So much for respecting your elders. BR>
Any big plans for riding this weekend anyone? Even little plans too.
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Our forcast, plus it's supposed to be humid.
Your forecast at least has a chance of isolated t-storms.
And we'll both have a breeze. A hot, depressing, take your breath away breeze.
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Hope everyone had a good weekend.
Have to put in my one day for the week here at work.
Tomorrow, I'll be in Cancun, testing the limits of alcohol and my brain.
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Just keepin' the thread alive.
(Now start humming Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gee's)
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Morning DD. BR>
Had a good time. Only broke 1 toe. Got a couple of pics up on my page of the beach and hotel, and of course the toe. At my age, I've already done it at least once. But it was a first for that country. BR>
Congrats on the new trailer, you'll have to add some new pics now.
So, you got an additional 6"? I'll bet you're happy.
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Don't know about the arrests, but it sounds interesting.
DD, got the pics of the trailer. Very nice. BR>
Now I have trailer envy.
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Got the eyes checked? You should have stopped.BR>
Sent you a PM about the boots.
Still can't get over how nice the trailer is.
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Ahhh, glass of Cold Duck anyone??? hr>
Would you settle for a warm goose? BR>
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As long as nobody steps on a duck.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Miller High Life is my champagne. hr>
That comes in red?
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A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
That joke is as old as I am...LOL
I remember when it was new. BR>
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So any plans for guns shows out at the dunes?
Sounds like a good spot.
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Just like a bad burrtio, it keeps coming back up.
I thought some of us were just too tied up in the soccer thing. BR>
Unless, you're not tied up, and want to be.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Been too busy dreaming of ways to spend my lotto money.
Me too, but 3 dollars only goes so far. BR>
Did I mention I won the Kentucky lottery? Another 3 dollars. BR>
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I think the lottery should be like kids sports are nowadays.
Everyone is a winner. Regardless of what numbers you have.
I could get elected with a campaign like that.
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Won that 100 bucks two weeks ago. Other than that, it's just 1-5 dollars.
I'd settle for getting 5 of 6 numbers.
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Some dude in Fort Stockton just won like a million off a $20 scratch off ticket. Why can't I be that lucky?
They say the Lord loves a workin' man. Guess that just His way to show He still cares.
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The second pic of the blonde was by request. Thought her backside was the good side. BR>
I did watch about 5 minutes of a match on Sunday. Korea and someone. Still, no cheerleaders and I lost interest.
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So, a policeman on horseback, stops a kid riding his bike.....
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Well, maybe just for you, I'll watch a game this weekend.
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Hey FB, just lie and say you really enjoy soccer.
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Ok, you asked for it.
A policeman riding on horseback stops a little boy riding his bike down the sidewalk. The policeman asks the little boy, "Did Santa bring you that bike for Christmas?"
"Yes he did." replied the little boy.
"Next time, tell Santa to put a horn on the bike." said the policeman.
The little boy then asked, "Did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?"
The policeman smiled and said, "Why yes, he did."
The little boy then said, "Well, next time tell Santa the dick goes under the horse."
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Some of get a group hello, and some get a one on one. BR>
BR>
So, any news on the dunes, or are they dying a slow death?
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Well, with any luck, you may get down in the 90's.
Finally got temps back in the normal range over here (low-mid 90's). But, dang I need some rain.
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I hope the rain keeps heading east then. Usually gets to the edge of Ft Worth and the dissappears. They already put out a fireworks ban for most of the area. We're heading up to NE Oklahoma next weekend, so maybe we'll get to pop a few off.
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I love drivin' through downtown Dallas on a warm windy day.
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Hey DD, what's clear and smells like a carrot?
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A rabbit fart.
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Just trying to make up for the horse joke.
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So a man is milking one of his cows, when he notices a fly land on the cows ear.
He continues to milk the cow, and looks into the milking pail to see a fly.
"Oh well" he said, "In one ear and out the udder."
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I'm all for it, but by the time I load up and get there, it won't be an evening ride anymore.
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Actually taking the trailer out next weekend, without the quads. BR>
Gonna do a river float, and the wife wanted to know if I wanted to rent a cabin.
Said regardless if we rent a cabin or not, I still got to make a payment. Might as well us it since I'm paying for it.
I had hit my head earlier that day, so that probably explains the sudden common sense answer.
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where you going to float the river? I want to do that- but ice chests BETTER be allowed!
Illinois River in OK (Tahlequah).
Coolers are allowed. BR>
Chests are allowed BR>
Although I may need to inspect your chest.
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Only riding that got done at our house was on the powerwheels.
And I'm not allowed on that.
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Any reports from the long weekend?
Hope everyone had a good one.
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No riding news, but am dangerously close to getting a z400.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
You know how I like yellow on a quad....
Prolly want daisy decals too. hr>
A Daisy Duke.
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Bad news, it has all new Maier silver plastic, so duct tape won't show up. And it has no decals.
Lillies would look good on it though.
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You're bound to have a few extra Strawberry Shortcake decals left over.
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Hey Ripper. BR>
You finally make to the mid 90's out there yet?
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It's Monday, you just gotta kick the computer.
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Still no pics? Do I need to drive out there and show you how to make something the right size? (one size fits all is a load of bs)
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Looks like you got two that are doing really well.
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Are you supposed to squeeze a mellon to see if it's ripe?
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Are you supposed to squeeze a mellon to see if it's ripe? hr>
No, that's what you do to cucumbers hr>
Oh, well mine is ripe then. BR>
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Well don't take my word for it. Better check for yourself.
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BR>
What's a brotha gotta do to get his veggie checked?
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Really, it's more of a fruit.
Just look, ain't it a peach?
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That's very kind of you to offer the cucumber for a 2nd opinion hr>
The first opinion at home was less than flattering.
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BR>
What's a brotha gotta do to get his veggie checked?
Go hang out at the supermarket. hr>
Reminds of the scene from Animal House when Otter is in the grocery store trying to pick up Dean Wormer's wife.
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Morning DD.
People was wondering where you been.
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Spending money. Got me a new quad.
Got the trailer in the shop, and they don't know what's wrong with it. So, it's going to another shop next week. Sure am glad I bought the warranty.
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Got a couple of pics posted of it. 06 kfx400. BR>
Just been either too hot, or too busy to ride.
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Special HOWDY to 1of4 and FB!
Mornin Uncle Scooter and Ripper.
See I get a special Howdy. =]
Just like they got a "special" olympics.
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Hey, no crushing the grapes.
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Can't post the old ones till you figure out how to post the new ones.
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It is too quite.
I'd be careful with guns out there. People might think you own the place.
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Morning ladies. BR>
Up too early? Try getting up at 3:45.
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I am SO ready for school to start!!
Don't we wish they had school for hubby?? hr>
I think it would have warned us about the actual perils of matrimony.
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Try getting up at 3:45. hr>
I was night before last...but ONLY because I had not been to bed yet!!! hr>
uhh, yeah- that would be the ONLY way my @ss would get up at 3:45! hr>
That' about what time I went to bed Sunday morning. Needless to say, Sunday was a wasted day.
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So I see it has been raining out west. Must be nice. And cool temps too. So, who took advantage and went riding?
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I was gonna try to sneak off for a ride Saturday, but have a cousin getting a bone marrow transplant, so I'll be at the hospital.
Maybe some day next week I'll sneak off.
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Wishing your cousin a speedy recovery BR>
You just going to sneak off close by or you coming to play in the dunes with us? hr>
There's a small place about 20 minutes from the house. Not the best of riding areas, but I need to get some time on the quad.
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There's a small place about 20 minutes from the house. Not the best of riding areas, but I need to get some time on the quad.
Yeah, you better get some practice
Have lots of fun!!! Maybe it won't be so dang hot for you.....I think I'm actually ready for winter.
Winter, I've heard stories about that.
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Temp today is 100 (again). BR>
Only 1 day this month it hasn't been 100 or above.
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Its always a comfy 72ish in here-- I wouldn't make it if I had to work out in the heat.
Let us know when you're in heat. hr>
I've got a heat rash.
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Guess I'll have to go without pants today.
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Well that was refreshing.
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If it doesn't rain at my house this weekend, I may have my own dunes.
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And the one day I decide to say f everything, I'm going riding, it rains.
I know I shouldn't complain, we really do need it. But we needed two days ago, or we could have used it Tuesday. But noooooo it's gotta do it 'cause I had plans.
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Seriuosly considered taking it out, but got sidetracked by a 2 year old. Think that was more of a workout anyway.
Nice to have the rain, could have been a little bit more, but thankful for what we got. It's a given that the next weekend is a "me" weekend, so if it's not raining, I'm riding. BR>
So, I take it the cart worked fine in the sand. Seems like Hannah is the same way. Set all of her riding toys out in the yard, and eventually she ends up in the 2 dollar car I got at a garage sale.
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Well, at least you didn't have to go push 'em out.
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There were wildflowers in abundance. Very pretty-- I didn't take ONE picture this weekend either hr>
So you don't REALLY have proof you rode.
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I was wondering why I had the urge to strip naked and dance on the table BR>I hope you did get in some riding too Ripper!
I did manage to get a ride in and loved it!!
Then I got serious about my drinking BR>
hr>
Must be nice. I get too serious about drinking, I can't ride. BR>
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I noticed, but my shy and conservative nature kept me from saying anything.
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Exactly how my parole officer said to do it.
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Morning Kermit. BR>
Has anyone ever accused Miss Piggy of having a frog in her throat?
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Kermit?
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Someone needs to dust in here. Don't look at me, I'm allergic.
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BR>
Tickle me and call me Elmo.
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How about a tickle with a feather duster?hr>
DD, I think I should try that out on you. How about two test tickles??
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I see they are using Elmo dolls for smuggling. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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Interesting.
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With this big wind storm blowing through, someone may want to go check the dunes. I think we have some of your sand in Dallas now.
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Gusting up to 50, so in downtown, you add another 10. Buildings just funnel the wind. You can walk around a corner a get blasted so hard, it almost knocks you over.
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I was uh, just uh, looking at the traffic on the freeway. Yeah, traffic. Looks bad too.
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Dang! Leave for a week and people start to post. BR>
Thought of you all when it was 80 degrees and sunny last week. BR>
Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.
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Originally posted by: ScottInMedesto
problem with riding on KSI land is if they can't catch you, and can't shoot at you anymore they call the cops and have you arrested and since they are mr. and mrs kermit texas the cops will allways side with them, it does not matter if it is another one of the fabricated stories that they imagine in their heads
Mr & Mrs Kermit TX-- LMAO. That's the best thing you've said so far! And Kermit has to be proud, has anyone heard when their parade is?
Will this be the first annual Parade of Sand?
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Hey Kermits. BR>
Just in case I don't make it back in here before Monday, you all have a Merry Christmas.
Have a safe and joyous time, and I hope Santa leaves you everything you wanted.
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I hope Santa leaves you everything you wanted. hr>
$33.4 billion after taxes and a good accountant
Heck, I'll take that and a mediocre accountant.
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Happy late Merry farking Christmas and an early Happy New Year!
I got knives for christmas- don't mess with me- I could be packing next time you see me hr>
BR>
Happy New Year Kermits.
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More info on the state sticker.
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Thanks, but it's that first thing I'm havin a little troulble with. BR>
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Happy New Year. BR>
So I'm not the only one with the tree still up? BR>
Between a funeral and just not feeling well, ours has been ignored. Hasn't been watered since Christmas, so it's just a bit dry. I did volunteer to at least take the stuff off of it today. Suprisingly, when I checked it yesterday, only the top was really dry.
Maybe I should just keep watering it and use it again next year. BR>
DD, why do I get the idea you're reducing the weight of the bags at the local mall?
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Which will happen first? Taking the tree down, or taking the truck for an inspection sticker that expired in December.
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Great weather today here, but supposed to rain tomorrow and get colder.
Good idea on the order of truck vs tree. I did get the evil eye yesterday from a officer.
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Dog house is parked in the driveway. And has 1/2 tank of gas for the generator.
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I don't take the phone with me.
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You aren't getting the cold weather that's supposed to come through Dallas?
Supposed to be a high af 52, but that is gonna be early. Then the cold weather hits.
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I finally got our tree down. On the 7th. BR>
Still have the decorations laying on a coffee table waiting to be put away.
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I don't know if I would call it camping, but at least if the power goes out, the trailer has a 1/2 tank of propane and the generator has about 1/4 tank of gas. The genny will run for two days on that. So, if the power goes out, it's time to move to the driveway.
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If you want, you can have your dirt and sand back. Don't know if I can get a strong enough wind to blow that direction though.
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So I wonder what kind of a big event their planning?? Maybe a fast draw contest LMAO!!!!hr>
Or pin the tail on the KSI owner.
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Well happy late birthday DD. BR>
So, you're legal to cross state lines with now, right?
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If you want, you can have your dirt and sand back. Don't know if I can get a strong enough wind to blow that direction though.
You really should get charged for that sand you got for FREE. hr>
I better check and make sure it wasn't KSI sand. He has that marked, doesn't he?
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Well it's Friday. BR>
You're not gonna repent on a Friday are ya Ripper? BR>
I'm not too worried about repenting. I'm pretty sure I haven't pented yet.
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Thanks DD. BR>
That certainly was a lot of..............valuable information.
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They should filter work at work. BR>
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Been heading east to ride instead of west.
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Now did raptory give his blessing on this?
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Hey- it rained on us at the drive inn saturday night for about ohhh....I don't know....15 SECONDS!!!
Been once. Did the same thing. Just long enough to make us pack everything and turn the suv around. Little cool in the evening for me right now. May have to wait until spring to try it again.
Did you try a chihuahua? Hear they're good but I didn't want to wait 2 hours in line.
And I've been know to tote my youngins around on mine. But it's OK because I haven't learned how to wreck yet.
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First ATV I road was about 17-18 years ago. I was used to dirt bikes and the first thing I did was put my foot down and run the rear tire right up my calf. Think I limped for a week.
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Had a buddy trying to learn how to wheelie and wrecked like 15 times in one day. Had a bloody chin from where he hit the handle bars but that was it. I'll give him credit though, the guy kept getting back up.
Been funnier though if it hadn't been on my trike. BR>
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Could have been worse I guess. I was pretty good at doing wheelies doubled up but the first time I took my wife out (then GF) we went off the back and I landed right on top of her.
And you guys thought running out of gas was slick?
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How does plaster all the way up to your butt affect your sex life?
NOT AT ALL! hr>
Especially if you don't have one? lol! J/K! BR>
ps - rolling on floor laughing my ars off
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Can I get one of those $5$5$5 deals like from Dominoes? And do you have to tip?
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DuneDragin is a female, WB.
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginKnow anything about the Eastern Dragon lore?? ie.: color, #of toes, power balls??
Not the fire breathing, wing flappin' Western Dragon...it irks me that some don't know the difference.
Don't really know the difference but I was always facinated how many nationalities have historically pointed towards their existance. I mean it's not like today where we just turn on the sci-fi channel to learn about them, ya know? Just makes you wonder.
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i didnt hear anything....or see anything hr>
Funny, I thought there was another post just a minute ago????
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Yea Samson, I'm figuring out now why you're hanging out in Kermit...all the ladies.
OK....just don't point out to everybody that I'm lonely and desperate. BR>
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Tom Petty is cool!
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Got Staind in the player right now. BR>
Web, where were you going with this before you found out DuneDragin is female? hr>
I think he was wanting to deliver dunedragin a pizza with an extra pepperoni???
J/K!
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LOL...yea, not sure where I was going, but I will tell you that the hint of rugged masculinity combined with that whisper of feminine sensativity was quite intoxicating...and yet confusing at the same time img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">hr>
I guess yesterday afternoon in the zone, with Samson and OFC talkin', must have got you confused. hr>
Hey, he said some broke toothless drunk fat chick might find me to be quite the catch.
I'm a sucker for compliments.
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Forecast is 66 for saturday. Who's going riding and where? Me...ooooooh, you guys know where I'm going and it's south of I-20.
Scooter, when you are going to make it out? You don't live that far away. I'll buy the beer. Well....I'll drink it all too but it's the thought that counts.
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(Gulp) Guess I won't be drinking your beer.
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Last time I had that combination I ended up trying to chase down every varmint I could find while the dude on back tried to shoot it. BR>
Although, I guess it's been about a year but some guy at the trash cans at Crane stopped and started waving around a rifle and pistol in my direction. My pocket knife didn't offer much protection. Guess he just wanted to scare me and it worked. A gun might not be a bad idea.
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Is a jager like a majiggy?
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Is a jager like a majiggy?
haha, no. you know...jagermiester. hr>
I've never had it. I feel so deprived. Had to get the guys to explain it to me.
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anyone know kermits zipcode?
79745
You searching DPS Sexual Offender data base for a date Keel?? hr>
LOL! You're bad!
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mmmmm...its so good. my personal favorite..
lots of people call it "liquid cocaine" b/c it peps you up.
you should try it!
Who have you been talking to? What makes you think I need help getting up? BR>
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At my age my pepper-upper feels about pooped out. Maybe I should try some.
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At my age my pepper-upper feels about pooped out. Maybe I should try some.
nah, age is in the eye of the beholder.. hr>
It's the kids. Kind of like little vampires that just suck the energy right out of you.
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And BEAUTY is in the eyes of the BEERholder
Sampson I hear when you dirink Jager broke fat and toothless looks REAL good!!! hr>
That's why God invented nighttime and man invented light switches.
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The in-laws are coming Saturday so I must exit the premises. Don't golf and don't go to bars...leaves the sand. But I'm not going back to Kermit until everything is straightened out. About half expect to see picketers at the county park.
