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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
are we talking about kindling here? That's short lived!
But if you blow on the kindling, it can become a raging fire.
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Morning.
The weekend is looking extremely good right now. Looking at a toy hauler this afternoon.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Beggars can't be choosers. When did I say I was picky? BR>
Just taken. hr>
Obviously, if I was picky, I would've held out for better. (good thing she never looks in here)
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I thought Dumass removed his patch.
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Getting rid of the old RV. Too big to keep at the house, and at 7mpg, and a 70 gallon tank, it's expensive. Especially since we'd wind up taking the truck too.
I'll have my own self contained dog house in the driveway.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I'll have my own self contained dog house in the driveway.hr>
Thats the best part about it. .. Put your computer in the toyhaauler and your good to go
Laptop with the wireless connection from the house. BR>
I can check all your emails in a safe enviroment then.
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Can't do Cheetos. Don't want body parts turning orange on me.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
4 animals every woman needs:
Mink on her back.
Jaguar in the garage.
Tiger in the bedroom.
and a jackass to pay for it all.
Think I see where I fit in there.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Knocking my cheetos...how dare you!
All cheetos eaters should be self cleaners~
If I could self clean, I'd be single. BR>
Well, that's not entirely true. I was cleaning in the shower once, and it went off.
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Get the hauler on Sunday, if all goes well. Otherwise, I can't get away for 2 weeks. Trying to add a pic to my page, but not as easy as I thought.
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Next weekend we're having my great nieces birhtday party at our house. Big fun, got a bounce house. We'll see how that goes with Budwieser. (that I would never pour out)
And the weekend after that, I going down to my Moms in Mission.
It does look like Sunday is a go for picking it up.
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On paper, I own a trailer. It has to go to make ready, then we can pick it up. Hopefully by Thursday at the latest.
Only one bad thing about it. On the back ramp, they have a huge custom made decal. Good news, it says "Got Sand?" and has a guy on a quad doing a superman. Bad news, it also says (above got sand) Little Sahara sand dunes, and (below got sand) Waynoka, Oklahoma. Something about being from Texas and having something with Oklahoma on it just don't seem right. Of course I'll be taking those two things off, and leave the got sand and atv rider.
Oh yeah, it's 6:30, wake up or you'll be late for work. BR>
Happy Monday. (if that's possible)
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Glas to hear you got to ride. How many gray hairs did that add to you?
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I can just see someone spending at least 16 Sundays a year, sitting in front of tv, with a Cowboys cheerleader outfit on. You know Samson, the real cheerleaders wear underwear with theirs.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
You had a shout out RL from Duneaholic in the Kermit help thread...just in case you did not see.
What thread? Where?
Here, I think.
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So she had zip ties and duct tape? I hope you weren't suprised by that.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
So she had zip ties and duct tape? I hope you weren't suprised by that. hr>
LOL! Oh Geez! I must think before I type! Duneaholic is a guy.
Well, ok that kinda makes sense then. But I also find it disturbing.
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So, do they give you a wrist band or something? That's how they do it at Murray. Since it's a state owned park, there's a hefty fine if they catch you riding without one, and decide to be a-holes about it. Always just paid the 7 bucks. (must be some kind of industry standard)
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Ours are registered, but don't have any stickers saying so. So I'd probably be screwed on that too. They only check at Murray going in and out of the entrance. You can ride at night, and sometimes there's not anyone in the booth. Normally you'd just go to their campsite and they'll either give you a band, or tell you to pay on the way out (they might not be there then). But we always check, just to be safe.
Doesn't sound like it's as bad a some people have made it sound out there.
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Almost forgot the worst part of getting a band.
When they stick your arm hair in it. Ouch!
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Well, our favorite shootin' and riding place is getting cut back.
My brother in law is putting more cattle out, so he's just asked to stay in certain areas. Not a problem for me. Besides, you really can't see a moist cow pie until it's too late. BR>
He did tell me they cut down the tree my wife hit and shattered her wrist. You would have been proud of me. When it happened, I kept my calm and didn't even ask if the quad was ok (she was on mine), for at least 10 minutes.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
May be time to sell the quads and take up a new hobby. My spot wil be shut down next.
You could always open a 7-11 and sell racing fuel.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Morning gents!
Better take the fools advise and hold on...cause one day they are here and the next they are gone.
In a New York Minute...everything can change.
I know there is somebody somewhere that can make these dark clouds disappear...
And I'm wearing a black suit today.
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Morning everyone.
Should we be looking for her dancing at the lounge later?
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I am an outlw, I was born an outlaw's son. The highway is my destiny, on the highway I will run.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I don't imagine they are going to find anyone sympathetic to their "cause" but maybe RL will let them borrow his warming stuff - might make it a little less painful hr>
Used warming stuff? BR>
So you guys were just waiting for me to buy a trailer before it got closed down.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Morning everyone.
Should we be looking for her dancing at the lounge later? hr>
Think of Tina Turner...PRIVATE DANCER!!
5 bucks, same as in town?
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I have the urge to stand up holding my lighter.
Watch out for the ballads, I may have to dig out the parachute pants and go 80's on you.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
As long as you don't break out the MC Hammer Pants!!
Those will make the boys hang low
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. BR>
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Well, at least I have the proper decals for Little Sahara.
For now.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Don't worry, be happy.
I just had to look.
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Still better than, Don't worry, be happy.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin Quote
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Still better than, Don't worry, be happy.
Or her name was lola...she was a showgirl
I stand corrected.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
RL...you to young for Barry Manalow
I know you did not see Tiny Tim perform live!
I even remember seeing him get married.
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
Negative ma'm. Marine Corps OORAH!!!!! I would never be able to live with myself if i came home from boot camp and told my dad i was a seaman.
hehe
but we all start out as "seaman" there isn't a thang wrong with it hr>
OMG RIPPER!!!!! Great minds!!
you owe me a beer!
Yeah- I see that lmao!!
Careful! It could be an old Budweiser.
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A little bedtime lullaby for all of you,
Every time I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone
It went by, like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay
Yeah, I know nobody knows
where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody's sin
You got to lose to know how to win
Half my life
is in books' written pages
Lived and learned from fools and
from sages
You know it's true
All the things come back to you
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away
Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until a dream come true
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes through
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On
Sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away......
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Morning everyone. Today's the day.
Takin' a sick day from work. (I am sick of working) So I'll be in and out.
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Morning everyone. Back at work, so I don't feel better. But at least I can get some rest.
For some reason, I kept waking up and looking out in my driveway.
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Too bad they can't transfer your reply count.
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I just hope the fridge gets as cold as the one in the old rv. The freezer in that thing was awesome. About the only thing I kept in there were bags of ice for the coolers. They come out frozen solid. Maybe if I cut back on beer, I could keep food in the freezer.
Naawww!
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
sampson you look like your healthy self again this morning!!
The swelling has gone down (in your eye) hr>
Any suggestions as to what to put on other swelling parts?
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Masturbators of America
Give yourselves a hand
That reminds me, I need to buy razor blades.
Morning Ripper.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Sampson is already at Trail Blazer Status!! BR>Later...I have to make some $ingle$. hr>
I'm not overly hairy, so you can just send them my way. BR>
Now, if I just had the hair where it was supposed to be.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Scooter
Ear hair=reins!! hr>
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> ouch img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
Ponytails work the same way.
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Not eating at City Wok, are you?
Frozen dinner for me.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperMan Hair- its good in moderation
Now we have to MWQ in here and ask him about moderators hair.
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That was FB and OFC. I gotta talk in words.
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But I do know Latin and some German. Does that count?
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
That was FB and OFC. I gotta talk in words. hr>
Scooter...you BI?
Hell yes, I'll buy dinner if that's what it takes for ya to give it up.
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Oh, you said Bi. No I'm just buy.
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And sadly, I'm told most times, bye.
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Originally posted by: samsonsworld
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Man Hair- its good in moderation
You ever see those wolf boys from Mexico? One of them had a baby not too long ago. Showed a couple of the women in their family. Woof, woof. Shoulda been named after Lassie. It was scary.
Seen some that didn't have the hair that went into that category.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx Hell yes, I'll buy dinner if that's what it takes for ya to give it up. hr>
An old-fashioned guy...as attractive as bashful hr>
BR>
Stop, you're making me blush.
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FB, I ain't paying nothing. Everybody knows I can use either hand. BR>
I've mentioned going out to the sand to the wife. She thinks everyone on the inerenet is a mass murderer or something. If she would just read this, she'd come to find out were all just a little freaky.
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Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up BR>
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Yeah, but read the fine print. Apparently that all stops after the wedding. BR>
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
My home remedy for depression: smack the nearest man-- it always makes me feel better hr>
Samson, you're the closest.
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Why do I have to go buy cat litter? It's not even my cat technically. Can't the stupid cat just crap in the toilet, like on Meet the Parents?
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Friday! It's Friday I tell you! BR>
Good morning!
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Sources out of Lubbock say Terrel Owens has signed a 3 year deal with the Cowboys.
Samson, have you been talking to the press again?
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That's it, just stay in bed.
The early bird gets the cold beer from store.
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Have a good night?
His agent is denying it. But reports are they're waiting for Jerry Jones to get back in Dallas before announcing anything. Also reports that they're looking at the tight end from Seattle.
Maybe, once they get the TO thing done, they can start making a few other moves too.
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Used to have to speak to crowds of up to 400 people. Never had any type training for that. Just one day I had to do it. Not as bad as I thought it would be. Did kind of make me come out of my "shell" a little bit. So I guess it's a good thing.
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One weekend we had a really drunk chick in the group. She wanted one of the players to sign her bra. He wouldn't do it, could have violated some type of league rule at a public function. Then she asked me too. That didn't go over so well on the home front. BR>
I din't sign it. But I damn sure looked. For a long time. Real close.
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Originally posted by: samsonsworld
I swear....OFC, his finger and any available orifice. BR>
Quit picking on the ladies OFC. hr>
Hey she started it man.. She done flipped me off.. At least i didnt break them off wich is what i would normally do hr>
I would have seen it more as an invitation than a rude gesture.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
So in retort i should say to her... "So you wanna do what to me? And how many times? WAAAHOOOOO"
Just hope she starts wavin' then.
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Originally posted by: samsonsworld
Unfortunately, no hanky panky in the cards tonight. hr>
I'd ask for a new dealer.
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Originally posted by: samsonsworld
They just deal the same old hand.
Hope you're not playing Jacks are better.
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You need to put something in your signature. Your replies are too close to the bottom. Makes it hard on old guy eyes.
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Thanks, I think.
Do I have a kick me sign on my back too?
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Men quick on their feet or on their seat...no worries
Hmm, I have a tendancy to take longer standing up.
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Better? hr>
ohhhh- i liked the other one hr>
Scooter's old or relativity?
Found a great site for quotes. I like reading through them.
Relatively speaking, I'm the youngest.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Scooter- nobody is carrying a scroll- they are ALL happy to see you hr>
Oh, sorry, that's me. I guess I really am happy to be here. BR>
(I just hope it shows)
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And they say Latin is a dead language.
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Work so hard I couldn't unwind, get some money saved;
Abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried.
Heartbreaker, your time has come, can't take your evil way;
Go away, Heartbreaker.
Jammin again.
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Yeah, and I ain't wastin' my time to translate it. Any humorous comments made about me are lost. I don't mind being made fun of, but if you want me to read it, it's gotta be English.
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Good morning everyone.
It's Monday, wake up and be miserable like the rest of us. BR>
DD, thought of you Sunday morning. Was eating cheeto's waiting for breakfast to cook.
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Let me see...was it about you being gifted and scooter, well, scooter less 2" would be a queen? hr>
I am assuming we're talking about heels here. BR>
Think I need to drown my sorrows in a bag of.... pretzels.
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Originally posted by: XR650Warrior
this thread has turned into a joke
I don't get it. BR>
The info is still here, just ask. A day by day breakdown would make this a far worse thread.
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DD, you can even eat crackers in bed. BR>
Morning everyone.
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Kharper, not to start an argument, but...
If I charged 7 bucks to walk down my sidewalk, or you could walk across the street and use that one free, which would you choose?
Not against anyone trying to make money of a riding area, I'm going to pay to ride this weekend. But this is just the type thing to keep people from coming out there. Pay or not pay, hassles if you don't, where to ride, where not to. These things are going to keep many people from coming out there for the first time. It's hard to get repeat business from people who've never bought something once.
Fortunately, I think I've found some friends here that will steer me in the right direction when I come out.
(yea, yea. You guys want a date when. I still need the no head chopping voucher.)
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Speaking of lunch, I had enough time to fix mine while scrolling that post DD. BR>
I was just gonna fix a jelly sandwich. Whoops! Wrong jelly.
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I say you guys ramshamboey for who is right.
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Ok, here's some input from someone who could be considered an "outsider".
I'm planning a trip, and am considering several riding areas. Never ridden in the dunes, and would like to check it out. Kermit seems close enough. Let's do some research on the internet. Wow, looks like they're having some problems there, think I'll check somewhere else.
Now, think I'm the only one? I'm sure the local store owners, hotels and other people who made money (honestly) off the dunes are so happy with KSI.
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I'm back. BR>
Just got too busy getting stuff ready for the weekend to even get close to the computer.
Well, the hauler was fun. A few minor incidents (flat on the way home), and an electrical glitch that was really the parks fault. Add the new supply line I had to buy for the propane, and all else was good.
Actually got to ride. Not quite so tender on the bottom side anymore, so that helped. Weather was perfect this weekend, so it was just good to get out of the house for a while.
Well, back to work. Nice to see I wasn't replaced by a chimpanzee while I was gone. Although I don't think they would find one that would take my pay.
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What kind of disease does a cow that's just slightly po'ed have?
Slightly po'ed cow diseae just doesn't sound menacing enough.
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Will they charge for parking?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Will they charge for parking?
And camping.
So we're looking at 50 bucks to ride, roughly? All these costs, plus gas for the trip, food and beverages are gonna add up. That would buy a lot of play sand at Home Depot.
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Just curious, but how are all the areas marked? If it's true I can ride one area free, how will I know when I've come to an area I need to pay?
Once again, as an outsider, it's not that much different to drive to Waynoka for me. Think myself, and others would pick the place that has the fewest hassles.
I'm sure the economy out there doesn't have a dependency on the orv market, but I think they'd like to keep what they had in the past too.
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How about what isn't free, too.
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Got a few bugs to work out on the trailer (invertor not getting power) and need to get another tire. Also found out the rear shocks on the truck aren't that good for pulling a trailer. So when it gets to be 100 degrees out, I'll probably be all set.
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Maybe shock collars like they use on dogs would work. Heck, I'd come out just to watch that.
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Thanks, I'll check them out. Not my truck, so this comes out of the wifes piggy bank.
Wait, she doesn't have one.
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Don't forget about dodging all the other kids running through there. We weren't allowed to act like that in public when I was a kid. Barely got away with it at home. (still do)
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HE started it.
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Is there a worse store than JC Penny? No toys, no electronics, no tools and no automotive. Why would I want to go there?
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What exactly is Victoria's secret? Here's mine. I'd just rather you just get naked. hr>
What's up with spending 100 bucks on a bra and panty set I don't want to see on a woman in anyway?
BR>
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well at least you can wipe with it if you run out of TP! haha
Slick magazine pages don't work well. An old phone book is a good backup. Mom used to say they kept an old Sears Roebuck catalog in the outhouse. It had the newsprint type pages and worked really well. Raptory would probably be the expert on this.
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And on that note......What's for lunch?
I hope no one is brown bagging it.
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What exactly is Victoria's secret? Here's mine. I'd just rather you just get naked. hr>
What's up with spending 100 bucks on a bra and panty set I don't want to see on a woman in anyway?
hr>
Really now???
Well, if you willing to model, ok then. Don't forget the pointy shoes too.
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yeah- I'll ride in on my broom-- we'll meet up at the Super Target hr>
Wonder how many I'll get thrown out of trying to find you?
I'll just have to go each one and ask "Have you seen a woman on a broom in a fancy bra and panties with pointy shoes?"
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Watch out if in the area...Fire in Crane area and in Big Spring too. 1000 acres of Garrett ranch burned and the wild fires continue!
BR>
Wonder how dry it'll be this summer.
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Mother nature has been rough on the enviroment. Father time has been rough on me.
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Your sister sure treated me right! hr>
Funny how cash will make women do that.
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Morning Samson.
Funny, reminds me of being back in school. People used to tell me my sister had a nice a$$. I'd say, yeah that's all nice and everything, but I have to look at the other end every morning at breakfast.
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Morning all!
Time for an update:
April 06 2006: A new rule has been added to the rules and regulations page.
( 12. No glass bottles or containers allowed )
Sorry but glass gets broke and since stitches hurt and tires cost money we feel everyone will benefit from this new rule.
A move in the right direction in my humble opinion. hr>
I have always thought that was a good idea. Remember stepping on the tabs from cans? Even worse, remember when you had to have a can opener?
(cricket noises)
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Now if they will revise the helmet rule to read: "required if under 21"!!!!!
Adults choose!
Can I choose to be under 21 again?
I don't think asking anyone to wear a helmet is a bad thing. I would think it would make insurance cheaper for them. I know of a place that requires helmets and some type of boot. (not necessarily mx type)
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Scooter...choose 21? You could choose plastic surgery...so you can look 21 and feel 85! hr>
Well, I think I'd like it better if when I'm 85, I can "feel" a 21.
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And you can't make me stop acting like I'm under 21. BR>
(holds breath)
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shhhhhhhh
lets don't all speak at once hr>
She started it!
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Well if you start unbuttoning your shirt, this could continue.
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Love my leather chair...
hr>
You just love leather period.
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ouch...think I chipped a toot on the belt buckle! hr>
I think you mean tooth, but either way, that's still funny.
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Well, when you get a chance to leave work early, never turn it down. BR>
The boots are fine I'm sure, but should Samson be wearing them?
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Oh sure, we'll stay up late and play, but will anyone get up early and play with Scooter?
Guess I'll just have to play with myself.
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hey- if you play with yourself - take pics...that stuff is popular on the internet!
I'll have to set the camera somewhere. I don't seem to have a free hand.
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One toy in front and one toy behind? hr>
Those pictures were never supposed to get out.
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So, I see you waved at Cowpie. Well, almost waved.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Where is Scooter hiding...
BR>hope he doesn't have his tie stuck in the paper shreader again
Glad it was just my tie.
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Don't I wish. Got about three hours sleep. But I didn't strangle our cat. Why does it have to meow in the middle of the night?
I stay awake most nights until 9-10. Have to at least watch South Park.
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A loud moaning one at that.
Looks like if I want afternoon delight, I have to go to the self help section.
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Off to the beer store.
Bet you guys and gals at work really wanted to hear that.
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Does anyone know hold the boy is that was involved in the shooting incident?
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner Would you buy a sandwhich from Geoffry Domer? Why not, I bet he's a good cook.
Um... yummy... FINGER SANDWICHES!!
BR>patooie...ewwww yuck...there is a fingernail in mine! BR>
LOL hr>
Wow, there really could be a fly in your soup.
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Maybe it's just my thinking, but...
The state of Texas has considered opening state run orv park. This would be a good area for them to start. It has a history of use, with little complaint (up to now), and there wouldn't be a whole lot to do except parking, camping and possibly showers/bathrooms. Sure they would charge. But at least boudaries would be determined. Ownership not disputed, and an area would be preserved for future riding. Maintanance would be done by the state, so in theory, it would be kept up.
The down side is a lot of private land going back to the state. Possibly lease options could be worked out.
But at the rate things are going, it's an option to look at instead of no riding at all.
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I suggest a golf tournament, shotgun start?
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Knowing he's a fireman, I'd sure hate to have him show up if I had a broken leg.
They shoot horses don't they?
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I see they've added more feedback.
If I were running that news station, I'd say this story is worth a little investigation. If the threats he's receiving are real (don't know, I can't prove or disprove) he'll need to show them. Should be good entertainment anyway.
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How does one person (unarmed) surround you anyway?
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I wouldn't worry about the grand jury if I were him. The civil court is going to be the downfall. Him personally and KSI. Even a mediocre attorney would have a field day with this.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Morning all!
How about a SACK RACE! BR>for the dirty minds...a Potato Sack race.hr>
I don't think that would be fair. I hear I'm pretty quick in the sack. BR>
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I think I've been tuned into "As the Stomach Turns".
So, you have heard about my sacktime experience.
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Wonder if he picked it up?
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Am I just getting confused? If you cant' candone an action, then it's wrong. No matter what circumstances you try to add.
I have enough firearm/weapons license to fill your wallet, so I have to know the law. He can say whatever he likes, but he did not use justifiable force in this issue. Perhaps if he studied the Use of Force Continuum, he'd know where he stands now. That's one jury you don't want someone who knows the law on.
I have pulled a weapon on someone before. Probably won't be the last time either. But I knew who's butt was going to be in a sling if I fired. They ran, threat averted, no legal course to fire. Same sort of circumstances it sounds like. By firing his weapon, he just became the perpetrator.
You'd think this has little to do with someone 500 miles away. Well, he just made my job a little harder, and a little more dangerous, for me. Really the dune issue is something that is more of an annoyance to someone like me who would have come out, before this. But his actions have an affect he has no comprehension of, and for that, I'd like to see him punished to the fullest extent of the law.
And you guys didn't think I could be serious.
BTW, the only way I can have a sack around nmy ankles, is by sitting on my feet.
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
What do you call a fireman that goes postal? Answer anyone?
A felon?
I got that one wrong, I put down board member.
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I bet some people are gonna be looking fo coffee this morning. Late night here.
Good morning to both sides of the issue. BR>(I would have used fence, but there isn't one)
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I love it when your being a smart a$$. You just keep up the good work cuz girl your good. And show your kids so they will be extra poud of mommy dearest!
Because wanting people bloodied and dead is being a good roll model???? BR>
You seriously have some loose wiring.
And you just know, when her kids get into trouble, she'll be standing there sobbing, "I don't know where he got these ideas from."
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And to think I thought this would be a easy read?!
WOW!
LOL, and you thought michigan had problems. lol. =]
Bet they ain't shot at no one in Michigan.
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And to think I thought this would be a easy read?!
WOW!
LOL, and you thought michigan had problems. lol. =]
Bet they ain't shot at no one in Michigan.
You have to be tough to live here. We're the reason all the fairies and liberals flock to the coasts. hr>
Or they just buy sand. BR>
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ok- I don't want any spinners in here to start trouble....we've got enough..lmao!!
Looks like she just walked in too. BR>
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Shouldn't have any blackouts. The cold front has moved through, and it's only supposed to be in the mid 80's. (roll eyes smiley)
Suprised Sharpton or Jackson doesn't make us change the name of that.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Ripper you get that extra sleep.
You know me...I could be creeping round in the dark and catch her with her hoof in her mouth.
Scooter...your the early riser...If I leave someone tied up, will you kind enough let them loose before the sun bakes them?
Sure, but you know what they say about us old people and our memories.
Hmmm, 20 minutes to a pound, may not be baked when you get here.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquadLOL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Samson enticing?
Who knew???? hr>
Who in their right mind. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
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If you go for extra credit I will PERSONALLY protect you for a year.hr>
Hey, that's cutting in to my line of business. BR>
Besides, I have handcuffs.
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Ok, I checked the chair like I was supposed to.
Very funny. I thought you were supposed to leave the poo on the front porch in flames, not taped to a chair.
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BR>I'm not alone this morning!
Yea, it was still steamin'.
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Bring the nose up!
Sorry, had my eyes on the tail section.
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So I'm in another study?
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What? You never took Internet Mind Pysche 101 in college???? BR>
Hell, I'm surprised she can spell PhD. hr>
In every legitimate study, there has to be a control group. Wonder which one of us is supposed to be normal?
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In every legitimate study, there has to be a control group. Wonder which one of us is supposed to be normal? hr>
Since no one else has claimed it yet...that would be ME hr>
Show of hands on who's buying that?
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Hey do you think that txcowgirl06 could explain to me what the white stuff in chicken chit is. lol. =]
If you held it next to a can of shoe polish, she wouldn't know the difference.
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First, please let me apologize to everyone and to the moderators of this forum. I am not who you think. I am part of a large group of post graduate students from a major university. We have been studying the human psyche of the Internet mind. You have been our project this year and I must say, somewhat entertaining. I know we have offended most of you, but we wanted to engage as many subjects as possible in order to better study your responses to different scenarios. We have compiled a large amount of data and will begin processing it next week. If you would like more details, you can read our full report in 'Psychology Today'. We hope to be in print in September or October of this year. Most of the students in our group will receive their PhDs' next year and everyone here has helped in this effort. So, on behalf of the others and myself, Thank You. No information about this web site or any other web site used in our research will be published. We would also like to thank our friends' aunt for the use of her Internet patch and the valuable background information. Without this, our study would have been very difficult. A special thanks to the moderators for never banning us from your web site. May each of you have good mental health.hr>
And the next thing you'll hear about KSI and the whole situation is, "It's was just a dream, Bobby." BR>
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Originally posted by: txcowgirl06
First, please let me apologize to everyone and to the moderators of this forum. I am not who you think. I am part of a large group of post graduate students from a major university. We have been studying the human psyche of the Internet mind. You have been our project this year and I must say, somewhat entertaining. I know we have offended most of you, but we wanted to engage as many subjects as possible in order to better study your responses to different scenarios. We have compiled a large amount of data and will begin processing it next week. If you would like more details, you can read our full report in 'Psychology Today'. We hope to be in print in September or October of this year. Most of the students in our group will receive their PhDs' next year and everyone here has helped in this effort. So, on behalf of the others and myself, Thank You. No information about this web site or any other web site used in our research will be published. We would also like to thank our friends' aunt for the use of her Internet patch and the valuable background information. Without this, our study would have been very difficult. A special thanks to the moderators for never banning us from your web site. May each of you have good mental health.hr>
Ok, now say that again, but this time with your top off.hr>
Wasn't she in Cows Gone Wild?
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Tin man. Well I am a little stiff. BR>
Maybe Dorothy could oil me up.
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They say nurses have the access to the good stuff.
Those bargain store latex gloves just don't hold up as well, huh.
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
This is what I was hoping for when I came in here yesterday. BR>
I made my dogs watch the wizard of oz with me once. I kept telling the big dog to focus on the lion and the little dog to pay attention to the scare crow.
She should cast you as the good witch MWQ. You keep us in line.
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Scooter I keep the oil can in the storm cellar...
Should that make me feel dirty?
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Oh yea, Oz. MWQ definitely OZ.
Could you see OFC as a very tall Munchkin.
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a munchkin in chaps?
Saying, "Once you've had a Munchkin, you never go back."
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Time to enjoy an ice cream bar, and hit the sack.
See you all tomorrow.
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Morning everyone.
The Tin Man is here bright and oily. (bad pun for an opening, gonna be a long day)
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginRL, you're the Lion
Maybe you should become a big game hunter and mount me. hr>
D'OH!! hr>
I'll bet you could take him down with a blow dart. BR>
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She could probably just yank on my tail a few times. hr>
And if she's not in the mood, yank on it a bunch of times?
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The teacher (RL) passed out a test first thing this morning!
I found out I am not a naughty as I used to be!
Did you test FB?
Shouldn't it be an impurity test? That one I could pass.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
YET hr>
BR>
Bet she has stories on Monday.
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LMFAO-- I have that everyday-- I just don't carry a sidearm around for poor folks that wander into my building by mistake~
Gee when you put it that way.
Guess I'll go buy a load of sand and play make believe this weekend.
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No, just being sarcastic again. Have people walk into to our building everyday, that I swear I'd be doing the world a favor if they just let me...BR>
Prime example:
Our elevators go to the 15th floor in our elevator bank. People constantly get off, wanting to know how to get to the 30th floor. How about using the elevator that has a "30" button in it?
I could fill three pages of stuff I think I should be legally able to pull the trigger on, but I guess they don't share my views on some things.
Kind of strange, in all the years I've carried, I never shot at someone with their back to me. I'll never make it as a business man in West Texas, I guess.
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I'll never make it as a business man in West Texas, I guess. hr>
Chin up Scooter...YOU will be able to get by on your GOOD LOOKS! hr>
Obviously, the internet makes me look better.
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Is it me, or does the alarm clock seem louder on Mondays?
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Morning Ripper. BR>
Well, that sure makes my morning look better.
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Nobody in here? Guess that ruins my plans of sharing my lottery winings.
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And all I have is a rice crispy treat. BR>
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Marshmallow cream, Kayro? Scooter...you do have a nasty sweet tooth don't you!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">hr>
You know that marshmallow is hard to get out of hair. BR>
It ain't just a nasty sweet tooth (or toot).
Streaker.
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Artist: Montrose Lyrics
Song: Rock Candy
Lord! Oh, yeah.
When you need a friend through thick and thin
Don't look to those above you.
When you're down and out, ain't no doubt
Nobody wants you.
But you're rock candy baby
Hard, sweet and sticky.
Rock candy baby
Hard, sweet and sticky.
When you're seventeen reachin' for your dreams
Don't let no one reach it for you.
Pull up your pants,
Stretch out take a chance.
If it can be done, you can do it.
I could crank that up as loud as the volume goes. Always been my favorite song from Sammy.
Also dated a girl named Candy. Just like the song.
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Damn that's a good tune.
Wish that would have been playing in the zone earlier. Would have been perfect. BR>
It was pretty damn good without the music. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Morning Kermites, or Kermatians, or Kemitonians, or Kermish, or whatever the correct term is.
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Morning CD. I believe she is compilling data at this point. Haven't seen her in any of her other pasture, I mean websites she was in.
I can't wait for the study to come out. Hope she menitons us by name.
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BR>
She's gonna call you a snitch??
A twitch
A ditch
A pitch
Slander I tell you!!!
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BR>
She's gonna call you a snitch??
A twitch
A ditch
A pitch
Slander I tell you!!! hr>
You forgot Witch hr>
Well there are goes the slander suit. BR>
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its heck having to make fun of Scooter all the time
it's FUN doing it outa luv!
Tough love. BR>
Hey, I thought that costs extra.
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How about I ruff you up with a feather duster...no charge. hr>
As Mr. Garrison would say, "Spank my ass and call me Charlie."
Is there a charge for that?
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A post from the road or are we back home?
Samson, the girls abused me while you were gone. Think you could stay there a couple of extra days?
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Is that it, or is there a website to see more.
Not impressed so far.
Correspondence schools, what can you do? (roll eyes)
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BR>
So our hopes of being exposed are dashed? BR>
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Obviously this is being taken way too seriously as this was a joke!
I thought it was funny! hr>
Why do I get the idea I'm being laughed at, not with.
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Scooter you get your clothes on!! Gee, talk about exposure! hr>
Man, if I had a nickel for everytime a woman told me that.
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I think the only time things are taken seriously in kermit is when it involves gun play. =]
Just depends on which side of the sand dune your standing. BR>
And if you have a wrist band.
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Any news from his recent troubles?
Funny, no mention of it from him on their website.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs Let's go get liquored up and oiled down! WooHoo! hr>
Tell me that wouldn't make a great title for a cd from a country band.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs ignorance is bliss.
I am sorta happy go lucky. hr>
I'd be happy if I get lucky. BR>
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin Your somewhat g@y
Only if you're a man but then you'd have some explaining to do........ hr>
DD, you'll need to follow me. Sounds like a cavity search is needed.
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Is everyone looking up skullduggery??
hehe
I thought it had to do with the cavity search. BR>
Hi, my name is Scooter, and I have a fetish too.
Not sure where to start, but I heard there were some hot women in here, so that's why I'm here.
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Afternoon Ripper. BR>
Page 122 is the hypnotic page.
You're getting sleepy, very sleepy.
You're clothes are heavy, and you want to take them off.
Yes, slowly.
BR>
I love page 122.
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Man I need to get out and ride. Maybe I should rig a holster for the sawed off 12 guage on the side of the EX. What do you think? Buckshot versus .40 caliber pistola? I'd take that bet. BR>
Scooter, didn't you say you were looking at a 400? Whatever happened with that?
Throw some deer slugs in a saddle on the sawed off. Good for vehicular damage. BR>
I know someone by my brother in laws that has one, and a 300 for sale. Hadn't talked to him about it.
Said something to the wife about not getting a new quad, and getting a used truck I could pull the trailer with and a used quad. Says I'm definitely not getting a truck, if anything, we need a car that gets good gas mileage, and I can just take her truck. BR>
No word on the used quad, which, as any man knows, that means it's ok. BR>
So, either the 400ex or the z400 are what I'm kinda looking at. Sure would like to have reverse, but if the price is right, I can just learn not to get stuck in a place I need to back out of.
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Motox won't give me the kfx he bought. BR>
Would really like to get a hold of the guy my neighbor dated about 2 years ago. He bought a piped and jetted z, just to go riding with us. Had no skills, and wound up flipping it. You know if I have to keep looking over my shoulder to see if a z is keeping up with my 325, somethin' ain't right. Have to wonder how much he'd take for it now.
My problem is I'm cheap. (easy too, DD/Ripper) Don't want to spend more than 2 grand on a used one. Doesn't have to be modded, but think nerfs would be a must. Looks like I'll need to spend about 3 grand.
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Since I'm really not gonna race it, would a modded 300 be that different? I've seen a couple of those in my price range.
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The guy by my bro in law has both for sale.
Now, just need to get the money. Where's my lottery ticket?
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Thought one was 1800 and the other was 2500. But I'm not positive on that. Not sure on the year model either.
Could probably talk him into some type of trade for the Trail Boss (these were his sons), but don't really want to get rid of it.
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Originally posted by: TXdunerippercheck out these guns (referring to my arms) hr>
Oh, those are nice.
Sorry I was lookin' at the magazine rack*. BR>
*Magazine refers to most people would call clips. Clips go in your hair, magazines go in your gun.
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsI never drink and ride either. I always finish my beer BEFORE getting on my quad. hr>
DD- pull out that viking helmet- need to rig up those horns to hold some beer for RL
Do you really think it's a good idea to get him horny when he drinks.
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RL needs a HUMP
I'm thinking you're humps would be a lot more enjoyable.
