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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I was expecting the Stones to have a depends thrown on stage too during half time.
I was expecting to see one of them drop theirs. BR>
Depends.
Wouldn't that make a good tour sponsor or the next album name for the Stones?
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Of course, everyone here knows what oral sex with a 60 year old woman reminds you of....
Depends.
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Cheesy Poofs!!!!
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I can't get no satisfaction...without viagra
Even better, co-sponsors.
The Rolling Stones Coming and Going Tour.
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I remember seeing ZZ Top and the Stones at the Cotton Bowl in '81.
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I kinda prefer ZZ Top concerts myself...
Has ZZ ever done a Superbowl halftime show??
I've been to 2 ZZ concerts!! Awesome!
couldn't say..but they played one year at the State Fair in Dallas...Steve Miller, Santana and ZZ Top...4 high school girls traveling out of town just for that concert...I'm still repenting for some of my actions that weekend..haha
Whatever happened to the good ol' Texas Jam?
Good times. (according to the police reports anyway)
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Can't remember the last time I got sick. Oh yea, 'cause I was DRUNK!
New Years (at that time day/morning) 2001. Was fine until my nephew decided it was time to hurl. I can watch somebody barf and be fine, but if I hear them, it's over. Sh!thead didn't have the courtesy to be out of hearing range, and well... BR>
Goldslauger is not your friend when play quarters.
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Geez, ya spend one day at work, actually working, and come to find out everyones piling into my truck for a road trip to Luby's. And I'm buying because I get a discount?
Fine. But you'll have to listen to me constantly saying, "Is the heat on?"
Wait, didn't we already go?
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Afternoon Scooter!!
Think they will take green stamps at Luby's?
I know they take green.
Every once in a while, Mom would let the kids pick something out from the S&H Greenstamp store. The chores she'd con us into doing so we could fill the book. She still knows how to trick me into stuff.
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My mom was a generous soul...she gave us a plate with touch of water and a sponge in it.
What the heck I never find dinnerware in the wash soap anymore??
I'm going to go get some cracker jacks...wonder if there is still a decoder inside?
Nope, just those stupid tattoos and stickers. Got a whistle once. Mom took that after about 30 seconds.
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsI'll give you everything in my pocket BUT you have to reach in and grab it. BR>
sEE, WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND IS MY QUADS (OOPS!) have already cost me a house full of furniture and some jewelry. I have no support on the homefront. She HATES my quads....well I won't go there.
oh don't EVEN get me on the furniture or House subject ! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
I'm sure the pocket change will buy you a REALLY BIG SMILE ..hummm the smile is growing too
I can just hear her now, "Is that rolled change in your pocket, or are you just happy to be here?"
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A ROLL OF DIMES!!!
I feel so used!
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There's a blow to the ego. Picked the smallest diameter coin in production. BR>
Evening yall, it's time for dinner.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Since I'm a very bad girl...When you get the jacuzzi RL, I will scrub you back and bring you a couple of cold beers. Maybe feed you grapes...treat you like the god you REALLY are.
You know when I remodled the master bathroom, I installed a jacuzzi tub. BR>
Advantage of being the "old" guy, I'm just as wrinkled when I get out as I went in. Although, I'm sure a few wrinkles could be worked out. BR>
Go ahead and bust my bubble, too far away. (sounds better than too old anyway)
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Stay out of the sun with that magnifying glass..that is were the brown spots are coming from.
Umm, think he's looking at the wrong side.
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I'm gonna go grab my magnifying glass and try to build up my self esteem again.
Well, I hope it didn't take an hour and a half to find your "esteem" this time.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxAdvantage of being the "old" guy, I'm just as wrinkled when I get out as I went in. Although, I'm sure a few wrinkles could be worked out.
Could be worse. Here in 20 years you'll have to pull your ears together behind your head and staple them together to smooth the wrinkles out. hr>
"Almost"?
Hey, you should see my impression of an elephant.
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Earned every wrinkle and grey hair...I HATE the number associated with my experience!
Ok, everyone that's not thinking of a number between 68 and 70, raise their hand.
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The good old days, when the doctor would give you a shot, and his advice was, "stay away from that person from now on."
That's what a friend told me anyway. Really. No really.
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I'm not saying there was not some of that going on in the good ole days...but...It seems so widely accepted and common place with young women.
Thanks Rosanne, Ellen and Girls Gone Wild hr>
Girls Gone Wild, yes. BR>
Ellen, maybe. BR>
Rosanne, you've got to be f-ing kidding me.
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While I'm on a rant...What's up with caller ID...Do you know how long it has been since I got an obscene phone call??
I've tried blowing a whistle into the computer with no results!! hr>
Well that saves me a trip to the doctor. Now I know what the ringing in my ears is. BR>
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I forgot. You guys don't get up at 4am.
Slackers.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Dirtiest thing in my house is the underwear section of the Sears catalog. hr>
Same here, 'cept the wife gets the JC Penny catalog. BR>
Never seen GGW either. A guy at work just raves about it. Think he's got however many they've made.
Please tell me when I turn 55, I won't be like that.
Think a lot of his issues go back to his relationship with his wife.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper I don't know RL, maybe the same way those men do it-- though I think its BS there are no male strip clubs around...I'd go in, at least once
I won't lie and say I've never been in one but that look don't touch thing just doesn't really sit well with me. I say save your money and get a hooker instead because T-bars are overrated imo.
T-bars are a huge waste of money to me. Drinks are over priced, putting money in to somethig that's not going to give you the time of day later.
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Lake Murray, on a night ride. There is a spot that sits up and looks over a good portion of the lake. On a clear night the stars fill the sky. About 2am the only thing you'll hear is a squeaky shock.
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Had one ask if I had anything besides beer one time and I don't think she wanted a martini. It CAN be done. But I would worry certain parts might turn green and fall off.
Had a boss that used to frequent one particular bar in Dallas years back. He knew one of the dancers (sorry, entertainers). One day another one puts her phone number on the table. Then we saw her outside in the light, and argued over who was going to be stuck with it.
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Mental note...lube/grease/oil well for lake Murrey.
WD-40 in the pack too.
Uh, are we still talkin' about the shock?
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper what?? no 70's porn music going on in the background? I bet that's what Scooter likes
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You know Scooter is humming the theme song from Debbie Does Dallas in a Deep Throat tone, hiding there Behind The Green Door ! hr>
Somebody must have hacked into my music library. BR>
Guess I'm not an expert (just a pervert). I thought they all had the same music.
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noooo...she's trying to find a spot for all of us to go get drunk!!! Quote
All you need is enough room to fall down.
Years of practice.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin A FEATHER trim to tickle your fancy (just for PREverts...not full blown PERverts like Scooter) hr>
Shoot, I'm on a budget. Cheaper to buy the whole chicken.
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She does not like champagne or wine or beer and if she does get a mixed drink...she orders a virgin.
I need to go drinking where your wife does. Can't find a virgin around here. BR>
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well- hopefully the blow up doll drinks...haha
Just find an empty orifice. hr>
Could be the next big thing.
Waterdolls. BR>
Even got the motto, "F-it, just add water."
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Remember to drink responsibly, Dragin.
That means no spillin' any.
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Don't you guys sleep? BR>
Betweeen 11:30 and 1:00 (spared you the military time) and was sound asleep.
Just dreaming about...well, I know I was dreaming. BR>
Morning Kermitians, Kermations, Kermatonians? Raptory, you'll have to help on that terminology.
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Hot damn- dragin is on before 9 and I was actually at work at 8...I'm not sure but I'm thinking hell is probably beginning to freeze over
Would explain the cold front.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperwhat am I saying...I almost know everything
Oh Lordy, she's female alright! BR>
Fine, I'll test you. What color is my underwear?
Hint: Didn't he say underwear was the only dirty thing in his house? (think earth tones)
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He did say underwear and not panties, right? BR>
Just never know about alter boys.
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He did say underwear and not panties, right? BR>
Just never know about alter boys. hr>
Gets hot under those robes, the lace helps them breath! hr>
I guess I'm going straight to he!!. Thanks to that info, I'll never be able to look at the Pope the same now.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx I guess I'm going straight to he!!. Thanks to that info, I'll never be able to look at the Pope the same now.
Not so sure the pope won't be joining you.
BAD RL! BAD! hr>
Think the Pope is ok, it's the priest that got all the alter boys. BR>
(Was that lightning outside?)
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Good idea.
Got a friend heading to Lubbock today. Just had to let him know it would be down in the teens this weekend.
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Is he too old to be down in the teen?
Mathmatically, a teen would go into to him more, but I don't think anyone is going to try that on him. He's 6'3' and weighs 290. About 10 pounds of fat.
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I see! So he's sorta built like me....except taller, stronger and skinnier. hr>
Going out on a limb here, but I think he's darker too. (aside from the fact you need a tan)
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I non-Dalmationional too
I knew a tiger couldn't change his stripes, but I didn't know a Dragin could change their spots.
(well may be the wet ones)
Am I typing out loud again?
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Check out the toy haulers for me. Wish I could get rid of my RV (although it could reach antique status soon )
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Sorry, man! I couldn't resist. What are you, like 40?
Let's just say MWQ is a year (and a half) older than me. BR>
Like 40, man I wish.
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just believe I am the female version of god...and its all good!
Except your motto is "come forth and multiply!"? hr>
nooo- no more multiplying BR>
just come forth and practice..lol
Educational sex! Great idea. Now let's see how many times will X go into Y.
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If you're only as old as you feel....
I feel like a 20 year old.
But I don't think it's gonna happen without an exchange of cash.
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Who am I kidding. The only twenty I want to see in front of me has a picture of Andrew Jackson on it.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper you know there is...somewhere
but, like Scooters dilema...it prob requires an exchange of cash
Stuff like that just doesn't have the same STING to it when the person has never seen you before. OUCH! hr>
It can if you're not careful.
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Who am I kidding. The only twenty I want to see in front of me has a picture of Andrew Jackson on it.
Don't forget maddog! hr>
More of a Thunderbird person.
Really not a wine drinker at all. Not enough sofitcat, sophis, sofas, hell I just ain't got the class for wine.
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Me neither. Sucked down a few Natural Lights last night. Good! Cheap! ...but always gives me gas.
good lord- TMI
that's why you should drink crown hr>
Last time I was down in Mexico, picked up a liter for 17 dollars. BR>
Could have bought a bottle of Petron for 28. Still kicking myself for not buying that. Already have enough tequila, but could have sold that here for a lot more.
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wish I could remember what I did last time I was in Mexico....
Sometimes, it's better not to know.
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She always makes herself sound a little on the wild side but tease, tease, tease....never any details.
Or better yet, pictures or video! hr>
As long as no animals were harmed in the making of those videos.
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pictures and video-- now that's just evidence and never, ever, ever, EVER would be a good idea~
So, we should be looking in The State of Texas vs TXduneripper, for any pictures?
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Not to mention
I was implying it had been many years since I was in Mexico....high school- long time ago...yes, in my past, things I did apparently affected both the long term and short term memory areas of my brain.
I didn't think they were really serious about the dangers
Oh, it's true. I think that is why I need glasses.
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Any big plans this weekend? I may actually get to use those gas logs this weekend for once.
Tell me this isn't in reference to the pinto bean recipie.
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Guess who can't sleep? Just wait till you guys get this old. Brings a whole new meaning to "up all night". BR>
Need to send my Delta Elite back to Colt for some work. Safety sticks, which doesn't bother me when I'm holding it. Just if someone else does. Picked up my monthly 200 rounds, so I need to go to the range again. Also need to repaint the sights on my Para Ordnance. We have to keep them stock for insurance reasons, and they really suck. Seems like they need redone after every shoot. Forgot to do it last week. Went to the range and was in a shadow, so didn't really see the dots, just the shadow of the sights. Still kept it on target, but if they'd only let me put the trijicom sights on it.
No rascals huh? Could have used one for the past two days. After getting requalified for the license, I'm just getting over the soreness of being beat, kicked and clubbed for half a day.
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Any guesses what bit me last night? Stupid dog. Do my fingers really look like a pork chop?
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The monitor thing depends on if it's a boy or girl. If it's a girl, keep it in there until they move out. BR>
When the niece and nephew lived with us, I checked their rooms all the time. But I'm a pretty light sleeper too.
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Speakin' of winning things, they had a Valentines drawing at our building Friday. I won a free nights stay at the Fairmont Hotel in downtown Dallas. Reeeaaal fancy hotel. BR>
Also, it's a block from where I work. Just how I'd like to spend a romantic evening. Looking out at the Dallas skyline, and seeing a building I'm stuck in five days a week.
Happy VD to everyone.
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Samson, does the hat have anything to do with a paper manufacturer?
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I got it, I got it!! The answer anyway hr>
I thougth it was too early for that on a weekday.
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I think that is an excellent idea.
Hummm him a tune from the Lawrence Welk Show...HE REALLY LIKES the CHAMPAIGN CORK POP thang!!!BR>Ok so only Scooter remembers what I'm talking about...LOL
Sadly, yes I do. BR>
But I do like the idea.
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Oh, and we could do without the bubbles.
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Well maybe blowing bubbles doesn't sound too bad.
(note to self, change name to bubbles)
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don't forget that important game of kickball after lunch-- gosh I miss 3rd grade
It's ok. The field trips kick ass though. BR>
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I remember the girls playing that game. I donated both balls. hr>
Remebering that I come from a time when they didn't care if we got hurt or not. The fence at our elementary school didn't have the top turned down. Basically a nice row of spikes going along the top. Can remember many a kickball meeting it's demise by winding up on those spikes.
Also learned to climb a fence, and not leave the "boys" hanging behind.
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Not sure about that, sounds like it's just a setting. Or you wound up in the spin zone.
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With Scooters new avatar...I'm guessing Valentines went ok...The wife moaning out "oh, God!" , "oh, sweet Jesus!".
Kinda went to his Head!! hr>
BR>
Too bad it's more like, "Jesus Christ", ""What in God's name?", and "Get the hell out!"
Morning everyone.
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I sure didn't hear any complaints.
Well She's not really a screamer anyway, but I doubt you would hear us more than two or three houses away. BR>
Turns out it wasn't a bad beer re-enactment after all. She said she didn't feel good this morning either.
Ok, I'll just wait for the "you sure it wasn't the sex that made her feel bad" comments.
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I offered him a bubble bath!
I'm a dirty, dirty boy.
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YOU GOT SEX OUT OF THE DEAL?? BR>geeze I feel cheated.
If it's less than two people, does it still count?
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IMO it does take more than one person for sex...anything else is just Routine Maintenance .
Oh, well never mind then. Just the cleaning crew.
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Not that I'm asking for myself, just for clarification.
You said it takes more than one person. How many animals does it take?
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Z = your 7 digit phone number
X = first 3 digits
Y = last 4 digits
Z = (((X x 80) + 1) x 250) + (2 x Y) - 250) / 2
Just remember that formula and you can amaze your friends.hr>
Heck J4K, I have enough trouble just remembering the number.
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Smarties? Ain't that Halloween candy?
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Without breaking out the formula here is the trick:
Using only a 2-digit number the answer is always divisible by 9 and always ranges between 9 and 90. Hence, the symbol is always the same for 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, and 90.
I'll stop now. Man, what a geek I am.hr>
My math doesn't get more complex than...ok I had 5 beers last night, now how many are left in that 12 pack? hr>
If they're in my fridge, none.
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Thankfully, they just made the neighborhood wet, so it's two blocks the beer store.
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Am I the only one that's drinks half his buddy's beer evertime he goes to the pisser? hr>
We got a rule, if you don't take it with you, it can (and will) be replaced by something with less in it.
Most of the time, I just drink Bud Light. But I do enjoy beer, so I get different varieties now and then. That keeps people from drinking mine because they're afraid to try it. Shoot, as long as no one has wizzed in in, I'll try any drink once.
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Took Milwaulki's Best on one trip and NOBODY would touch it!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!
And it's really not that bad. hr>
Used to use the same theory when I drank cokes. Got diet cokes and no one would touch them. Then I stopped drinking cokes. Still got a 12 pack of diet DP that I've had for over a year.
Shoot, I've been known to buy a six of Bud, and a case of the cheap stuff. After the first six, they all start to taste the same.
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What can I say, I'm just a cheap date. (hear that ladies? empahasis on cheap)
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What, is today some kind of West Texas holiday? No ones been here yet?
Come on people, wake up! I can hear the ice melting in the cooler.
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Can only imagine how windy it must be out that way today. It's 29 mph here with gusts to 35. Kind of a normal day for yall.
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The baked to a delicate crunch cheese puffs are better. Can only eat so many of the puffy ones before I start thinkin' about orange packing peanuts.
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I guess everyone, with the exception of Samson, is out enjoying the nice weather today.
Stuck inside for another hour.
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yeah- I figure I'll blow it out with the air compressor- I finally figured out how to change the adapters. YEAH for me!
Morning folks.
Can't believe you guys let this line slip by. (shakes head)
(the one on my shoulders)
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Scooter, admit it! You've thought of multiple uses for a shop vac too, huh? BR>
Morning all!
Well, it does have a larger hose than the house vacuum. And it holds five gallons.
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Judging by the weather forecast, it's looks like I'll spending this weekend indoors.
Possible entertainment, movies or alcohol.
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Just found out my niece and her daughter are going to spend the weekend with us. So, I'll have a two year old running through the house.
The wife said it'll be nice to have someone my age to play with.
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Any movie with John Wayne.
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Wasn't Xanadu a kind of roller skating/disco movie. Thinking it had Olivia Newton-John in it. (she was a hottie then )
Never saw it though. I grew up with the t-shirt Disco Sucks, and Disco still Sucks.
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I'm just shocked there hasn't been a remake of a g@y guy pretending to be straight. hr>
Uhh, you weren't pretending? BR>
couldn't pass on that shot.
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Come on! 60 watts of digital tuner power booming through my Bose speakers or maybe catching John Wayne on the 15" high definition flat screen or sifting through stacks of Rocky Mtn ATV and Harbor Freight Catalogs......all with a lock on the door to keep people out!!! What man wouldn't be impressed? hr>
I am! Only thing missing is a mini fridge (or did you say you had one?)
You'd never see me again.
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Ok, I saw about the fridge.
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Actually, I do have one but it only hold a 6-pack so it's more trouble than it's worth. I need to at least fit a case to make it a GO! BR>
I need a heated seat, arm/foot rests and a reclining back on the toilet too! hr>
Do they still sell pony kegs? One of those in a small fridge, with tap in the door.
I have a manually heated seat.
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Must be nice, I don't even have a garage.
Lucky I'm not pooping in the yard next to the dog.
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I gotta admit, that in the summertime (or this winter) when the dog wants out at 1 or 2 in the morning, I'll step out and take a wizz myself.
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I'm gonna start taking the dog to the lounge. If they let that freakin' monkey Motox has in there, they'll let any animal in there. Shoot, I think OFC parks his cow there sometimes.
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Good luck with the move. Don't envy you at all.
Lived at our current house for over 6 years, and I've still got boxes I haven't unpacked. Stuff I want, but don't need, and don't want to repack when I win the lottery and buy my island.
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Wow, things died in here. Which is a lot better than the spin zone. There things are just smelling like they died.
Anything going on out in west Texas?
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Been even longer for me. Still haven't changed the bent motor mount. Supposed to rain this weekend. Even then, I have to install a new tub before I can go riding. Wanted to do that last weekend, but just too cold to do anything.
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We can put satellites in space, we can send men to the moon. But we can't make a freshener to combat the emmissions coming from some members over there.
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Happy 21st DuneDragin.
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Welcome back Samson.
Hell, they ain't even got to take the trash to the alley here, just outside the back door. They still can't get that right.
As you can see, we all played nice while you were gone. ('cept for Dune and the strap on thingy). BR>
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Why is it, doesn't matter what size the trash can is, they can't hit it anyway? I put the lid down when I'm finished. I wipe up if my aim is off. But she can't pick up the trash that she knew didn't make it in the can. I've gotten to the point, sometimes I leave the trash on the floor to see how long it takes to be picked up. Usually it takes about till the next time I'm emptying the trash.
Maybe we should be talking about trashy women and not women and trash.
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Sometimes, with the stories we have, I'd swear our wives our related.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperThe only way I get people to get a little initiative is to give them a slight "verbal push"
There's your first mistake. Men prefer a physical "pull". BR>
Scooter wouldn't even cuddle with me while everyone was gone I guess we ran everyone else off....sheesh (sniffing my armpits) I don't smell BR>
I'm guessing you're not using Old Spice like the rest of us. BR>I had several replies for the strap on line, just had momentary laspe of good taste.
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Well, I see we're looking at this from two different angles.
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(Homer Simpson voice)
Woo Hoo! USA! USA!
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Have a good weekend everyone.
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Scooter....you might could get a ride, especially if you'd be bringing the beer hr>
Funny you should mention beer. Just opened one. BR>
I was told this morning to get the quads ready for a ride in March. Have to order a few parts for mine to make it trail worthy again. Not enough time to get the engine bored and the head ported. But, at least I'll be riding again.
Want to come out and play in the sand, but if I got my schedule of events, ie, honey do list, it looks like it will be mid June before I have a "me" weekend.
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Supposed to be really nice here the next couple of days, then rain again for the weekend.
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I'm willing to cancel it, if everyone else is.
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Remember spending many a summers day at a swimming hole. Even more fun as I got a little older. BR>
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Speak for yourself, come on 2!
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Speak for yourself, come on 2! hr>
Sheez, even at closing time I still want a 6 or a 7! hr>
That's what happens when you have standards. BR>
Never wanted a snowmobile, although they do look fun. I'll just ride the quad in the snow (like we ever get any).
Same reason I didn't buy jet ski's. Don't want something I can only ride during a particular time period.
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TX, looks like she wants to go back to Lake Murray, again. Probably 'cause there's a casino within 15 minutes of the campsite.
Well, I hope no one rolls my quad on this trip.
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Moving is never fun. I feel for you DD. I've moved 9 times in the last 15 years (and I've been at this house 2.5). I plan on staying put a while.
Since we bought this house, we've been here six years. The last two houses we rented, we stayed at for 4 and 6 years. Worst thing about moving, one house it was a 3/4 mile. When we moved the second time, we rented a U Haul truck. Made three trips to the new house and took it back. The mileage was 21.9 total. Next time I move, it's going to be a major distance.
Is there a bad time for a sailor suit?
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They didn't tell us when they sold us this house, but it's the one house in the neighborhood you can't do anything.
Had the rv in the driveway and got a sticker. A$$hole put it at the top of one of the windows, just about as high up as I can reach. Called his supervisor and told him, "I have to stand on a ladder to get this off, you better hope I don't fall."
Then they put a note on the house because I had built in the garage without a permit.
No, bought the house that way, was replacing some wood around the windows and hadn't painted it yet.
But I've seen trailers and rv's at other houses in our neighborhood. If I get a sticker when I get a new trailer, I'm taking him for a ride to see everyone elses house. When they move theirs I'll move mine.
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gripping butt cheeks- that's probably a visual we don't need right around lunch time...haha
Depends on what you had planned for lunch.
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This weekend may shape up to be nice. Sure you wouldn't rather ride than hang out with a bunch of mom's and kick some balls?
For some reason, I just flinched. BR>
Better hope she don't get the two confused. BR>
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ok- did anyone watch The Amazing Race? I'm beginning to think I'm the only one hooked on that show~
The amazing race used to refer to our house with one bathroom and five people.
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I think they spend too much time trying to prepare them for one test, instead of just teaching them.
We didn't have them when I was a kid, and I turned out alright.
Ok, my brother and sister did anyway.
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Think we both are showing great restraint by not responding to the fish smell, line.
But I know your thinking it too.
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Morning Dune, I stand corrected.
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Morning Scooter!!
Do you wear a tie??
A suit, a tie and a .45
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Oh, did I mention handcuffs too?
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The silk tie...If RL squirms just right and REALLY wanted his hands free...he could break loose
I'm betting something else "breaks loose" before his wrists do.
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Scooter...do I have to call you "Boss" when I tie your wrists with silk??
Well, I'll have to quote Mr. Garrison;
"You can spank my ass and call me Charlie."
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Beats playing your own hand, huh?
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What's the matter? Ain't got a straight?
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Samson, go ahead and show them. I'll bet he a least has pair.
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Well, fortunately, I missed the measruement posts. BR>
Good news, I ordered the motor mounts. If the weather is nice next week, should be running again.
Shoot, I could bring OFC out that way if he comes down. Just remember, I don't have the typical sand machine or machine he's used too. BR>
I got me one of them citified cows OFC.
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"The tip of my fingers to my clevage...3 foot."
I think we'd all get a better perspective on that seeing clevage involved. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and this calls for at least a 10,000 word essay.
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Morning Dune.
I think the problem I'd have is tires. Still got the titans, and those are no good in the sand. At least in dry creek bottoms. Have dug holes just trying to turn around.
If all goes well, I may still be able to sneak a bore kit past the wife. BR>
So, does this mean no pictures? BR>
You've got kids, surely you know how to make the plaster cast.
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginRipper RL...you guys have other than sand rides?
Only when the carnival comes to town.
I'm assuming my truck and old lady don't count.
They don't count if you wouldn't let a friend ride them. I don't count mine, because I'd never do something like that to a friend.
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I should add...I have NEVER bore a child...
(removes foot from mouth)
Sorry, thought you said you had kids. If it makes you feel better, I have never bore a child either.
But I can show you how to do the plaster cast thing. BR>
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Exactly. You just have to pick your lanes carefully, use a little more momentum and be carful not to go down into something you can't get out of. There are quite a few slides I wouldn't attempt on a stock TB 250 but you can always go around. Usually 3 sides of the hills aren't very steep.
Unfortunately, the Blazer isn't "mine". Unless it needs something. Gas, spark plug, washed...BR>
That's the one I'd like to work on too. Can be made a lot more fun.
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Trail Boss and magnum would go most places too.
Just not fast.
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Samson, what type tires do you have? Was thinking of turf tamers when I replace mine.
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I dunt like them tires. To round. they dig and push material to the sides hr>
You shouldn't be riding over material OFC.
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I see how it is now. BR>
Wait for Scooter to leave and we'll get talking dirty. Duct tape, butt kissin', and that thing with Samson and OFC that I'd really rather not know about. Fine, I got a phone and 3.99 a minute. BR>
And I'll rub it in here too. I got a cold beer. BR>
(Keep up the dirty talk and I may have to rub it out.
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I'm not wearing any underwear.
It's good to know you stopped wearing the bra anyway.
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Would it be a slang term for the same thing?
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I've just heard it, never said it. (angel smiley, with a broken halo)
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Have a good one TX. BR>
I'll be changing that every morning when I get on. Usually something I got stuck in my head. Why suffer alone?
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Must have been a tough weekend, no ones up yet.
It's Monday, only five days until the weekend.
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That's it. Get 'em all riled up.
Samson lives close enough they could make an example out of him. (he'd enjoy that too) BR>
Better watch the news and see if any women went crazy this weekend out in west Texas.
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I'm not a sore loser. If I know a women will bend over a table more if I lose, I'll take one for the team.
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I'm not a sore loser. If I know a women will bend over a table more if I lose, I'll take one for the team. hr>
Bet OFC would bend over and take one for the team. hr>
He was out last night playing with rather large balls. And he brags about his scores too.
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I didn't know you had standards.
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners hr>
Welcome to my life. One of the countries finest circus's. When I grow up, I'm gonna run away from the circus. BR>
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Six Flags NOT quite the same thing...the people dressed in animal outfits don't count huneeeeeee haha
When do people dressed in animal outfits count?
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners hr>
Samson in a Tu-Tu swinging upside-down on a trapeze...hell yea, I'd pay to see that!!!
LO! I'll do it if your ride a unicycle after I remove the seat! hr>
Always leaving the seat up, Samson.
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Once again, I go away for a little bit and the place goes to hell.
I'm only gonna say this once. When I go away, and the woman get all hot and bothered, I better come back and find pictures. BR>
Anyone know how to get peanut butter stains out of a lion suit?
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I prefer to think of myself as more of an uncle, that when he finds you doing something wrong, gently takes you by the hand and says, "If you do it like this, it won't leave marks and will last longer."
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Since nobody asked, it is smooth peanut butter isn't it. I mean, nobody has mentioned nuts.
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I don't know about the peanut butter thing. Don't think I'd like a hairball that sticks to the roof of my mouth.
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I would like to think I'm being a good person and not drinking right now. But the truth is, I'm out of beer. BR>
Have a good evening everyone.
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Or early in the morning. BR>
Good morning everyone. I'm gonna bang some pots and pans together to wake you guys up.
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They got one by the house. One thing I don't like, it's too damn loud in there. Hard to carry on a conversation. Still the food is good there. Would hate to be the guy that has to sweep up all the peanut shells. BR>
Best place for ribs (baby back) besides my house is The Oasis. Bar/restaurant on Joe Pool Lake. BR>
I don't do coffee, can't afford the lawsuit if you spill it.
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It's not an easy place to find, but not hard if you know the area a little bit.
Agree with you on the finding good ribs. We went to Tony Roma's once and got the ribs there. They were ok, but nothing to brag about. Guess it just depends on if they have a good cook or not.
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Well, I had to stop at McDonald's and get a steak and egg bagel this morning. Decided to sleep in until 4:15 and didn't eat breeakfast at the house.
Looks like there's a meeting in the big conference room today. Caterred lunch again today. Yesterday was chicken fried chicken, mashed taters and gravy, green beans and salad.
So, still hungry?
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so I made breakfast out of Chips Ahoy.
I like milk with my cookies, how about you RL?
I prefer beer but they have these stupid rules at work. hr>
It's discrimination I tell ya. They let the smokers run wild, and us alcoholics have to suffer.
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Samson, sent you a PM with the email address.
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I didn't do that once, and sure enough, I got married.
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at least you didn't get pregnant BR>
and Morning all hr>
Well, it wasn't because I wasn't trying. BR>
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Aint that where the phrase, "I didn't know they could stack sh!t that high" came from?
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Well, I just received the dinner menu for this evening. Sloppy Joes. Anyone else add jalapenos to theirs?
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Had leftover Joes once, but didn't have any buns, so I just put them in a tortilla. My nephew looked at me kinda funny, so I had to tell him they were Sloppy Jose's.
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you are bad! Best way is wrapped in bacon shoved full of cream cheese-- that is definately a fav of mine camping at the dunes
Have to make at least 3 dozen when we make those. They are good.
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Well, it's time to go. That means you have to play nice. And don't leave the mess you did in here yesterday.
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So I see it was quite busy in here yesterday.
After reading all the posts, I just feel dirty. People showing pictures of their tools. BR>
Think I need to take a shower. Ripper, Dragin, I've got a spot I can't reach if you'd like to help out.
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Maybe you need a tool chest. Or maybe just use your chest as a tool.
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Die down? That's like 20 mph for you guys out there, isn't it?
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Wind was 30 this morning with gusts to 46. It's calmed down some. 22 with 36 gusts. I hate windy days on trash day. My house has some type of magnetic draw that makes all the loose trash wind up in the yard.
Just not the type of loose trash I was hoping for.
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Does this mean you might not be playing with yourself this weekend Samson?
edit: sorry, I meant riding.
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I ain't skeered of nothin'!!!!
....it's somethin' I worry about! I'll try. I do have one other issue I need to get out of the way, though. hr>
I hope it's not lip-gloss related.
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that's what I have for dessert after every meal-- my angel food cake flavored lipgloss......yummy hr>
I know you're thinking it too, Samson.
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that's what I have for dessert after every meal-- my angel food cake flavored lipgloss......yummy hr>
I know you're thinking it too, Samson. hr>
You didn't really think I put the gloss on my lips did you? hr>
The original lip stick.
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Now I'm gonna leave you kids alone again for a little bit. Can't wait to see what's happened while I was gone.
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Here we go, cats and dogs, sleeping together, mass hysteria.
Throwing out beer???!!!!
I've got a good mind to spank Dragin for just thinkin' that.
Ok, I've got a dirty mind, and the spanking thing was already in it. But that's not the point I'm trying to make here.
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Ripper....sorry I'm the first one ...69!!!hr>
Hmm, can I be second?
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It's only sloppy if you're doin' it right.
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Ok everybody...Uncle Scooter is here...back in 2nd gear!!
Scooter and OFC...feel the rpm's building RL?...ready for 3rd gear big boy?!
Better make sure it's properly lubricated. Wouldn't want to have any premature failures.
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Well, I know all about speed.
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Well, I know all about speed. hr>
And I'm used to 2 strokes hr>
But you get a bigger pipe with a two stroke.
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well his good behavior didn't last too long...
Yes, and I, for one, would like to say I'm shocked.
I's also like to say I'm hung like a moose, but I'd be lying on both counts.
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Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
Good question. Know any we can ask?
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Well, I know all about speed. hr>
And I'm used to 2 strokes hr>
But you get a bigger pipe with a two stroke.
that explains why we like them Dragin!!
Bore it out 1 over hr>
Don't forget to lengthen the stroke as well.
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Retard the timing a wee bit.
Scooter is it unlawful to ride the retarded?? Something like abuse of the elderly?
Anyone want to introduce her to Willie?
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Well poop. I better go do my taxes.
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I'm ordering my Helmet online.
So you're horny when you wear a helmet.
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I can already write Scooter in the sand. Just need a few beers to load the pen.
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Mama says don't forget clean underwear too....or in scooters case, just wear some. hr>
I'm gonna have to check the etiquette on this, but I'm guessing I just can't borrow hers.
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I can already write Scooter in the sand. Just need a few beers to load the pen. hr>
You meant pencil? hr>
But would you look at the size of that point!
I guess Dragin and Ripper ain't got pencils. Does that make them pointless?
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Well 3:45 is gonna be here before I know it.
Have a good night.
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It's Friday, and it's gonna be a great weekend. BR>
I'll get my bathroom back, so I need to get some new reading material.
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DEAR GOD....it's a miracle! I can walk!!!!! hr>
Woke up with wood? BR>
Morning Ripper, Samson.
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Sounds like no riding this weekend.
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Priorities here people!!
only thing we're gonna need wood for this weekend is for warmth!! hr>
It'll give you a warm feeling.
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OFC needs to wake up for this.
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I like to maintain my amatuer status. Giving my woodwork away for free.
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Does OFC get more ass than a toilet seat because of his professional woodsman stature?
Being young a single does give him quite an advantage.
