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ah yes...the "in Memory" Picture! What a beautiful sight! I could not set foot in the lot without a PARTY YELL!
The excitement would BOIL out of me in a yell that would wake the dead! Like a kid at Christmas
with wide eyes and anticipation I could not wait to get the quads out of the trailer for a ride!
I would look far across the dunes at the beautiful sight the Wild West Texas winds had carved.
Like a sculpture of graceful curves reaching into the vast blue skies above.
Then a quiet would fall over my soul...a peace...content like a baby in mothers' arms.
I grieve the loss as if I have been ripped from my mothers arms...
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WOW good to see ya back QMJay!
Finally west Texas has seen some rain! BR>OMG There is no better ride than the sandhills after the rain!
The paddle tires hook up and your ripping a trail across the dunes
slinging wet sand in fresh, cool air......It doesn't get any better in my opinion.
I have not laid a trail in Kermit sand THIS YEAR!!!!!!BR>Witnessed the devastation of the old park...turned away and have not gone back.
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Originally posted by: quadmasterjay
Hows it going girl?
I'm keeping busy. How is everything with you?? Have you been this way to ride of late?
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Originally posted by: quadmasterjay
We havent rode recently. But I look forward to planning a trip when it cools off. We have had little rain and 105 degree temps.
The weather man said the heat wave is going to return here. BR>The heat should not stop ya!!
Choose a parking spot for the RV with the bed away from the evening sun. Put the A/C on "frost bit".
Watch a movie, read a book and nap during the day.
As the sun begins to set your READY TO RIDE with the breeze in your hair!
Build a camp fire in the dunes and set off fireworks as a signal to the other Riders, "we are here."
(a pistol will chase off the mean critters). Play all night...Sleep all day.
Quiet time in my SUMMER CAMP is 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. don't ya know! BR>But, NOT HERE. Adaptability is no longer tolerated.
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Hello Ripper. It has been awhile gal.
School is starting again soon huh?
Guess your ready...and the boys are not.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I'd be careful with guns out there. People might think you own the place. hr>
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Hello Scooter!
Ripper...we doing a firecracker clean up too??? BR>
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I am SO ready for school to start!!
Don't we wish they had school for hubby??
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Try getting up at 3:45. hr>
I was night before last...but ONLY because I had not been to bed yet!!! BR>
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I think it would have warned us about the actual perils of matrimony. hr>
Called the class HOMEMAKING!!!
Should have called the class....B**CH WORK! BR>
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Scooter, Thought you would play in the mud!
But, there again we don't have our rigs stuck at the dunes
and don't have to clean up the muck left by the pad or lease roads.
(no permanent stains in the paint job and under carriage covered in what
will dry to rock hardness)
The trailer is not covered with road grime.
It has been raining here for days. Loving it! BR>Hope everyone at Kermit packed their rain gear and a jacket (bullet proof or windbreaker)!!
Although we strongly considered riding...we still have no desire to go to Kermit Sandhills.
I sure miss the old park with PAVED parking, open/free riding and trash pick up...but can't blame
the county for tearing it up so no one else can make money off all thier hardwork. (snicker)
I know the center of the lot would be flooded to 3 ft. deep in the middle of the old lot
and the frogs would keep you up at night...but it WAS awesome!!
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Drank enough for you too DD hr>
I was wondering why I had the urge to strip naked and dance on the table BR>I hope you did get in some riding too Ripper!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
So you don't really have PROOF you rode. hr>
neither does anyone else! hr>
rofflmfao img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
I had to read that one twice before I got it!! OMG I have tears of joy in my eyes!
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Morning Kermit. BR>
Has anyone ever accused Miss Piggy of having a frog in her throat? hr>
Afternoon Scooter! BR>A kiss will transform a toad into a Prince...
oh nevermind BR>
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How about a tickle with a feather duster?
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which
makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the
arms. Well, Lena is hired
at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at
8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this
for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get
there the line is so backed up
that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the
line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles. The 2
men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around
two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to
her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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Sounds like markers to me.
Light Beacons too.
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A 45 mph breeze
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~notice Scooter has field glasses...counting the women wearing skirts~
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Jay, The plans for this Thanksgiving ride were cancelled very early this year.
Had 10 days out there last Thanksgiving. Have not been Riding/Camping since.
KSI is subject to closure on a frequent basis.
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shoot sugar...with the locked gate...you could say it is closed all the time. BR>
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Ripper it is no longer your camp...it is KSI camp.
They tell you how, when, and where...
Isn't it sad when the FREE ride is over?
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I am SO thankful there are other options for riding those dunes besides KSI! And I hate it for the others that don't know any better hr>
so true. THE SANDHILLS still have the best camping and riding anywhere.
Jay, pick a spot...any spot...and get your race on
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Is there really $2 extra charge for a campfire??
Is it true that campers are not allowed to set out cones around their camp to protect their kiddo area???
How about if you forget to close the gate- are you banished FOREVER?????????
An altercation over setting out cones? OMGYou can't tell the kids -- "Stay in the marked area!".
No boundaries? Just ride off anywhere? They ride off and get hurt and you don't see it...or worse yet:
No Warning to other riders--slow moving quads. You can't designate a SAFE ZONE??BR>
KSI has no "guard" at the gate that would be courteous enough to close the gate behind you?
OMG a campfire fee...what else?? tax the roasted marshmallows?? (smores=luxury tax)
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Fantastic riding weather this week!
Be aware Winkler Co. has a burn ban in effect.
Want to wish you all a very Merry CHRISTmas!
and Happy Holidays!
I forgot to ask Santa Baby for a Helmet and flagmount...my bad
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Originally posted by: justANavergeDuner
cleared mesquites off the back trail. they don't slap your face anymore. had a great time.
the sand was amazing. new parking area coming along great. accessible soon.
thanks west texas dunatics.
Now, that's good news.
How we hate the big ole skete scratches in the rides, the rigs or the face and arms!
I'm ashamed we have not been out there clearing branches, ripping trails
and slingin' sand. BR>The motor home and generator were started today!
Now, we need to get rid of this flu bug.
Maybe it is the season...but, I'm believing...........................................SANDY Clause??
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Scooter thankx and may you to have all the best the season has to offer.
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I hope Santa leaves you everything you wanted. hr>
$33.4 billion after taxes and a good accountant
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Scooter...I've decided the weight of the bags-o-cash have only delayed delivery. BR>
Happy New Year to you all!
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I did all my shopping online for the holidays. Afterwards, I did go into the store for cards, candy and candles.
2 funerals between Christmas and New Years. I did not put up a tree or lights so I'm ahead of schedule for getting the tree down! We did not go riding so there is no maintenance to be done there either!
The new years celebration consisted of meatloaf and black-eyed peas.
Yea, be shopping for a new lifestyle BR>
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Dam dragin we had the same thing meatloaf and blackeyed peas
Good stuff! There are 2 obvious sides...mashed taters or mac N cheeze.
I went with the mac N cheeze.
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I'm ready for a pot of Black-eyed peas and cornbread with fried taters!
Can't take chances on the good luck BR>You guys don't feel bad about the tree still being up....12 days of Christmas still in effect!!
Your good thru the 6th...then your pushing it! lol
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You might want to inspect the truck if you have to haul off the tree BR>Best part is there will still be needles in the carpet thru March!
The weather is fantastic today!
Looks like a good weekend.
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I doubt the officer will write a tickett for the tree BR>The wife however....well, is there a light in the dog house?
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BR>sounds like sending a kid to his room...with a TV, Nintendo, Phone, IPod, Computer.
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I bet you have a Playboy, Hustler and Beaver Hunt hidden in the "dog house" too!
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Hi RL!
You still have National Geographic hid between the matress and box springs??
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Four days below freezing and a reported 1" of snow on the ground in Kermit.....WHO IS GOING RIDING?
I draw the line for overnight camping at 24 degrees...it is going to have to warm up some!!
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The gold rims look good with yellow or red.
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can you rent sand tires on gold rims?
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65 mile per hour winds...I have a 1/4" of "dunes" on the coffee table...you can have it too
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I did see in the paper that Kermit lost about 20% of sales tax from last year-
Worth repeating.
I'm sure all the ATV related business in a 100 mile radius
can report a marked DECREASE in 2006 business.
A marked INCREASE in the availability of private ATVs and equipment for sale.
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So I wonder what kind of a big event their planning?? Maybe a fast draw contest LMAO!!!!hr>
Or pin the tail on the KSI owner. hr>
I'd show up for JDZ & Co. Pinata Party.
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Proceeds from Stick Rental to benefit the City & to cover expenses for TAR & FEATHERS!
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From a woman's point of view...that would be a NO BRAINIER move!
Humm...what do I have to look forward to?
Day after Day after Day after Day after Day after Day after Day
of getting sandblasted thru the spring and into the 110+ degree-days of summer.
I never get to ride or have a cold one anymore cause I have to sit on this pad ALL DAY.
TRASH PICK UP AGAIN!! Sounds like a job for the chain gang!
Dang, I broke another nail opening the gate for these morons.
Intimate encounters? HA! would rather have a massage with a power sander!
I'm getting a heat rash from the gun holster!
No, it is not a new leather outfit...it is sun exposure.
When did a lawn chair become fine furnishings?
Sand Grit for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I'm sorry son, your how old now?
Sorry, I can't go shopping or to the movie with the girls.
Honey, your lawyer is on the phone AGAIN, please hold,
incoming call from the collections department.
Hello Sheriff, this is Ta.......Hey! They hung up on me!
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JDZ might as well have shot himself in the foot when he pulled his little pistol out
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>hey that foot is twice its size.
he felt threatened when one of the toes tried to surround him.
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I'm sorry to laugh at the shooting BR>The life of an unarmed man could have been lost that day.
I shudder to think ...... So it is easier to joke about it.
How fortunate many have not lost their life's as Mr & Mrs Z waive around pistols.
There were several opportunities to burry those cut down in a blatant show of arrogance.
Be careful out there!
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Thanks Uncle Scooter & Ripper BR>Scooter I would be happy to cross a county line or two!
I hate to say I have landed in a higher rate bracket for life insurance rates this year.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxI'm not too worried about repenting. I'm pretty sure I haven't pented yet. hr>
I'm feeling pent up.
Time to let off some steam..... (PILE O.) STEAMING SCHITT ok, read on...
WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is
Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You
don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Needeep N.Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children:
Holie Schitt, Giva
Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.. After being married 15 years, Jack
and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her
previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married
Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather
nervous disposition
named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently
married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
Byrd,and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,'
you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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Whatha Schitt!? You were missed.
Nice to see you surface RL
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More distractions at home than at work??? I need to work where you work!!
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Good news. A third big screen added to the Big Sky Drive-In movie!
temps 100+ on the sand this week
(sweatingsmiley)whew! caliente!
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It's all good. As long as you find your way home.
We turned your old room into a game room...but there's always a place for you.
Now, where is the roll out cot?
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Well if you take the middle between us girls...I'LL SHARE!
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Sheesh, I'd just share my bed Ms. Stingy!
That would be MRS. Stingy...
Ms. DD is not that way!
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This week Odessa Crime Stoppers is looking for some ATV thieves.
Three 4 wheelers and a flat bed trailer were stolen from a ranch in western Andrews County between 2:30 pm on Thursday, August 9th and 7:00am Friday August 10th.
The 4 wheelers are described as::
white 2007 Suzuki LTZ 500 with a blue seat
yellow 1998 Honda TRX 450 ES Foreman with a dual gun rack mounted on the front
a camo colored 2002 Yamaha Grizzly 650 Hunter Edition with a dual
The trailer was a 16 foot black shop made with no fenders. It has two ramps and the drivers side of the trailer bows out.
If you are the first caller with information that leads to an arrest it will be worth a $1000 cash reward. Call Odessa Crime Stoppers at 333-TIPS and you will remain anonymous. Visit our website at www.odessacrimestoppers.org.
Click here for website
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I'm not so sure they did not mean LTZ 50???
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Looks like you may get some rain, if you trust the weatherman. BR>
The pig joke will be ok, as long as no pigs were harmed in the telling of that joke.
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I've only dumped one person. It was their first time on a quad too. If that wasn't enough, it was a Quadzilla. Didn't think I'd ever here the end of it. Occasionally, she still does remind me. Sorry honey.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
You can get more than Pizza delivered HOT and FRESH to your door! LMAO
The mailman must be keeping some of my coupons.
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Got Staind in the player right now. BR>
Web, where were you going with this before you found out DuneDragin is female?
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I think he was wanting to deliver dunedragin a pizza with an extra pepperoni???
J/K! hr>
Well, I think I'd feel a little about his character knowing he was delivering the extra pepperoni instead of ordering it.
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Originally posted by: Webopper
LOL...yea, not sure where I was going, but I will tell you that the hint of rugged masculinity combined with that whisper of feminine sensativity was quite intoxicating...and yet confusing at the same time img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">hr>
I guess yesterday afternoon in the zone, with Samson and OFC talkin', must have got you confused.
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And who among us hasn't had the ego pump up a couple points when that broke toothless drunk fat chick singled us out of the crowd and said to all her friends "that dude over there might be drunk and desperate enough to even do me tonight. And he ain't THAT ugly". Uplifts me just thinking about it...
Wow (wipes tear from eye) this is reminding me so much of my wedding proposal.
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Really would like to make it out there, but I'm in no way set up for sand. "Supposed" to rain Friday and Saturday, we'll see. When I get the new trailer, I'll definitely make it out that way. Don't worry about drinking it all, two things I take on trips, beer and bullets.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Last time I had that combination I ended up trying to chase down every varmint I could find while the dude on back tried to shoot it. BR>
Although, I guess it's been about a year but some guy at the trash cans at Crane stopped and started waving around a rifle and pistol in my direction. My pocket knife didn't offer much protection. Guess he just wanted to scare me and it worked. A gun might not be a bad idea.
Kind of funny. Carry a gun all day at work, and most likely will never use. Drive home in Dallas traffic five days a week, and wonder which day I will.
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Still holding my breath to see if it's gonna rain. They say today and tomorrow morning.
Should have checked here last night, can't see the Samson ears. Stupid Websense.
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I think it's more of a French cigarette ad. At least that's my impression of them. Just some a$$hole smoking a cigarette.
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Finally got our rain Saturday. Depending on who you believe, our house got between 1 and 2 inches. Judging by the puddle in the yard, I believe it was 2. All this mud, and I still have a broken motor mount.
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Think you can fix yours with duct tape. BR>
Year of the dog. Guess it's a not a good year for the fire hydrant.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Scooter- since you not one of the Kermit "our gang", shouldn't your aviator be a fargin French POODLE for the year of the dog?hr>
I've got two things in my house that are French. French fries, and a white handkerchief that was my Dads. (Handkerchief when translated from French to English means: personal surrender device)
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Lake Murray I know the way around. Not too much sand there, really just one spot to open it up, and they've added some things to slow that down. Muenster has the river bed, and a lot of people drag down there. My nephew goes there all the time with his bikes, so he is our guide there.
At Muenster, you'd probably want the fast bikes. They have trails too, and some get pretty rocky, but you'd probably like the river the best.
Lake Murray is more trails than sand. You can still bring the fast ones, just not as many places to really open them up. Lake Murray is really set up to camp though. All campsites have concrete pads and drive, I think they're up to 24 spots with electric/water/sewage and all have grills and fire rings. They also have 4 showers and a bathroom, which are kept pretty clean. Muenster has a light pole, if you get there early, you may get electricity. No bathroom, just a porty potty, but I'd suggest the bear in the woods method.
Biggest plus for Lake Murray, is Ardmore, about 10 minutes away. There is a bike shop there, so if something breaks (and they're open) your weekend may not be shot.
Both places are a lot of fun.
Haven't been out west, other than driving to Cali. Waiting to see what kind of quad I can buy next year. Got permission from the wife for a dirtbike, but thinking real hard about the LT-R450. Just may wait until it's second year. Then I'll have a toy I can play in the sand with, and I'll have to come out that way.
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Another nice thing about Murray. Ardmore has a small casino in it. Last time, the woman went to town to gamble, the guys stayed and rode all day. First time my nephew had been out riding other than on my brother in laws land, and took another person that hadn't been there either. Got two more people to take next time we go. Have seen boats and PWC's at a lot of campsites.
Zilla sounds more like a Muenster trip. Of course, Muenster is where I rolled for the first time. But at least I didn't hit a tree.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
How is that different from dropping her off at the mall? NO NO NO, Scooter! You steal the checkbook, credit cards and car keys THEN leave her behind at home. Sheez...dang rookies.
hr>
She came back with 400 extra when she went. Plus, she's on pace to earn almost 100 grand this year. BR>
Yep, my wife, I think I'll keep her.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Mines always got her hand in my back pocket. BR>
If the other hand was in the front pocket, I might not mind so much. hr>
My wife knows I don't keep cash in my wallet. Have to reach in the front if you want money. BR>
Still doesn't work though, said somethig about needing more than a roll of pennies.
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And yet Sampson has the same $10 in his pocket the wife gave him Friday!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">hr>
If it only costs 7 to ride, a wife is only gonna give ya 7. That three extra must have been in the seat of the truck. BR>
Didn't take the kids and a shovel this time did you Samson?
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Think I'm saving my drinking for this evening. At least it'll make the Super Bowl ineresting.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
9 Days to Love fest...Gentlemen have those dinner reservations and flowers ORDERED?
How about I just put the toilet seat down for a day?
I always leave the lid down. Occasionally, I'll wipe it off too.
Samson, you may have started the next craze since Care Bears.
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I'll probably take flowers to the wifes workplace. Just so she can show them off. The flowers aren't that big of a deal, I get them for her at least once a month anyway (no PMS has nothing to do with it).
In return, I get something I like too. But I really doubt she give it to me while I'm at work.
Samson, we'll be hitting 13 years too in March. Get in trouble everytime someone asks how long we've been married. Have to factor in the wind chill. Sure it's been 12, but it feels like...
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What? You don't have broom closets? hr>
That's only on Saturdays that I dress like a janitor, and she....well, that's another story.
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...where does double time start after 18 hour days?? hr>
Worked a 23 hour shift in east Texas during the last hurricane. 8 hours reg, 8 time and a half, 7 double time. BR>If we hadn't been outsourced last year, it would have been 8 reg, 4 time and a half and 11 triple time. Not supposed to work more than 12 hours in a day, but had done it a few times, and sure liked the paycheck. BR>Tell me again why I didn't like being outsourced.
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You know it would be a lot easier if you gals would just put, "I have no penis" in your signatures. hr>
Or testicle free.
Maybe I should reverse that and use it in mine. BR>
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Wow! I started to use that word but I honestly thought it offended like every female alive??? But I figured I could slip a penis in without many complaints.
There's another word if you use, I garuatee it will set off any female within hearing or reading distance. For the sake of self preservation, I ain't gonna say it.
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Who the heck is Tom Jones anyway? LOL! hr>
If I answer that, then I'm the old guy.
Fine, I'll just be over here listening to my 45 records. (I do own a 45 that doesn't have a caliber after it)
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Thanks, Samson. Now I can't get that song out of my head. BR>
Although, three women have walked by while I'm singing it, and have thrown their panties on my desk. BR>
History note: Tom Jones was actually the first singer to have women throw their underwear on the stage.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Why can I picture a bunch of of little blue hairs beating each other with walkers to get a closer look? hr>
Some of the executives secrataries went to a Tom Jones show a while back. They said women were throwing underwear on stage, older women too. Can you just see someone hitting him with a Depends?
