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Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I feel the need for a group grope..err...hug I mean. hr>
Me too! Uh...hug that is!
OOps did my hand slip.
Come on now Ripper...slide on in here.
Everything is gonna be alright!
We have each other to lean on in these devestating times!
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oops my hand did slip...
devAsting times
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs OH YEAH!!!! Make me a sandwich!
Sandwich....gee...HAM, TURKEY, BALOGNA
are you sure you would not prefer to be the creamy center of a cookie??
Posted by: DuneDragin
RL your making me quiver
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ah shucks....now you've made me hungry!
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Oil Change....
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Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for
Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube
when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a
check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change $20.00
Coffee $1.00
Total $21.00
==========================================================
Oil Change instructions for
Men:
1) Wait until Saturday,
drive to auto parts
store and
buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a
scented
tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a
case of beer, write
a check for
$20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30
minutes looking for
jack
stands.
5) Find jack stands under
kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open
another beer and drink
it.
7) Place drain pan under
engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end
wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent
wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan
of hot oil: splash
hot oil
on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car
to wipe hot oil off
of face
and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while
watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking
for oil filter
wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car
and hammer a
screwdriv
er through oil filter and twist off
16) Crawl out from under car
with dripping oil
filter
splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter
among
trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Buddy shows up; finish
case of beer with
him.
Decide to finish oil
change tomorrow so you can
go see
his new garage door opener.
18) Sunday: Skip church
because "I gotta finish
the oil
change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
Cleverly
dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to
Kragen to
recycle.
19) Throw kitty litter on
oil spilled during
step 18.
20) Beer? No, drank it all
yesterday.
21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22) Install new oil filter
making sure to apply
a thin
coat of oil to gasket surface.
23) Dump first quart of
fresh oil into engine.
24) Remember drain plug from
step 11.
25) Hurry to find drain plug
in drain pan.
26) Remember that the used
oil is buried in a
hole in
the back yard, along with drain plug.
27) Drink beer
28) Shovel out hole and sift
oily mud for drain
plug.
Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to
cleverly
cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties.
Wash drain
plug in lawnmower gas.
29) Discover that first
quart of fresh oil is
now on the
floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
30) Drink beer.
31) Crawl under car getting
kitty litter into
eyes.
Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with
stupid
crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32) Bang head on floorboards
in reaction to step
33) Begin cussing fit.
34) Throw stupid crescent
wrench.
35) Cuss for additional 10
minutes because
wrench
hit bowling trophy.
36) Beer.
37) Clean up hands and
forehead and bandage as
required
to stop blood flow.
38) Beer.
39) Beer.
40) Dump in five fresh
quarts of oil.
41) Beer.
42) Lower car from jack
stands.
43) Accidentally crush
remaining case of new
motor oil.
44) Move car back to apply
more kitty litter to
fresh oil
spilled during steps 23 - 43.
45) Beer.
46) Test drive car.
47) Get pulled over:
arrested for driving under
the
influence.
48) Car gets impounded.
49) Call loving wife, make
bail.
50) 12 hours later, get car
from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts $50.00
DUI $2500.00
Impound fee $75.00
Bail $1500.00
Beer $40.00
Total - - $4,165.00
But you know the job was
done right!
Posted by: DuneDragin
Is it lunch time already?
All the clocks are still blinking from the power losses last night in the thunderstorm!
Lucky anything electrical works today.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: XR650Warrior
this thread has turned into a joke, no info. for the serious people that will travel 10+ hours to ride the Kermit Dunes, what's up over there ?
The closure of the county park has begun with the removal of the trash receptacles and the demolition of the picnic tables.
A move that will shut down the underage drinking that goes on at the park. No public access will clear up several pesky problems.
It will also put an end to any camping/parking.
KSI Site Forum
or for the forum challenged:
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:49 pm
sandman
Moderator
Joined: 20 Feb 2006
Posts: 11
No parking means our property will be closed until such time as a new parking area is built. Local law enforcment has said they they will be giving citations for parking on the side of the road.
Posted by: DuneDragin
LOL
Rock Paper Scissors
Posted by: DuneDragin
Kevin...you just don't get it.
It is not about the $7.
It is about an area that has for many many years (although private property) been open range.
It is about the folks who go out there taking personal responsibility.
It is about the generosity of Kermit/Winkler providing trash pick-up. About the landowners
sharing the property with everyone.
Any one at any time could have been greedy...
KSI got greedy. KSI decided they wanted tell everyone how and where they should enjoy their
activities. KSI acquired the property under false pretense. As well as the points CD has made.
It is about his bigger than gawd, own it all, rule over it all, act on other land owners behalf, SAVIOR of
the area, like it or it will be closed attitude!
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Bottom Line
It is about changing...what was perfect!
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Ok...perfect is overstated. There were issues.
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Kev~
All you have to do is talk "Danny" into putting KSI land up for sale.
You talk him into it...
AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS THEN!!
BR>
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If he is all about wanting the best for sandhills...
if he is about wanting to preserve the riding area...
it will go on the market for the AMOUNT of the LOAN ONLY.
He, Tasha and their riding buddies can go back to riding, drinking and having fun
like they used to do. Make that CANNED Bud light...no glass please.
If they drink, ride and get hurt...well it is their own fault.
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kev~
you have a Private Msg...ck the upper right hand side of the window.
Will cover it all...
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Originally posted by: Kharper450
Maybe all this will get worked out one of these days.
Yes it will sugar...
It will be okay...have patience.
They say it is darkest before the dawn.
No change comes without some discomfort...and it is very uncomfortable now.
I believe the area and folks will come out BETTER.
Posted by: DuneDragin
A Texan died and ascended into Heaven.
St. Peter met him and welcomed him saying,
"You will certainly enjoy Paradise."
The Texan shook his head sadly and said,
"I always thought that TEXAS was Paradise."
St. Peter said, "Well, let me show you what we have to offer." He took the Texan to an area that had a beautiful river flowing through it with wildlife and flowers everywhere. "Isn't this beautiful?" said St. Peter.
The Texan replied, "Yes, but not as pretty as the area around SAN ANTONIO."
Somewhat ruffled, St. Peter took him to another area where there were rolling hills, whitetail deer and bluebonnets and Indian Paintbrush everywhere...picture perfect! "Now," said St. Peter, "have you ever seen anything so wonderful?
Texan paused and said "Yes, it is beautiful but it does not hold a candle to the TEXAS HILL COUNTRY in the spring.
Becoming more upset, St Peter then took the Texan to a beautiful white beach, with gentle waves, and an azure sky. "Now have you seen anything this beautiful in Texas?” said St. Peter.
Texan smiled and said, "I guess you've never ever been to SOUTH PADRE ISLAND".
At this point, St. Peter took the Texan to a large rock. On the side of the rock was a huge iron door. St. Peter opened the door and they stepped into an elevator and started going down.
As they descended, it grew more and more hot. When the elevator door opened, it revealed the fires of damnation-Hell. St. Peter said, "Now, have you got anything in Texas that can top that?"
The Texan thought a moment and shook his head. "No, but I know a couple of old boys from HOUSTON that can put that thing out for you."
Posted by: DuneDragin
Shouldn't the last line read:
"You have not been on the Sand in West Texas in early August have you?"
Posted by: DuneDragin
CD when you say RIDING FOR FREE...
are you saying, no fees?
OR are you saying no fees, open range, no being banned or kicked off...free to enjoy the dunes in the way we personally see fit?
Are you suggesting no one man or group RULES and controls the area?
Free??
As in the whole community take an active part in the dunes. That we all step up to the plate and take responsibility for our own actions and encourage those around us to conduct them selves in a manor that benefits the whole?
Free as in a DEMOCRACY...not a DICKtatorship?
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Oh...and free to park off the central parking area?
RL morning you mushroom!
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Free...
As in free to ride a homemade POS ride? Set up a tent, trailer, dog house, sleep on the ground?
Free to camp out in $250,000.00 motorhomes and pull the hills in a $20,000.00 rail?
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs You know I ain't happy unless I can ride in my boxers with a shotgun in one hand and bottle of Jack Daniels in the other...plastic bottle of course. hr>
If you start acting an ass...DUCT TAPE YOU IN A LAWN CHAIR!
Don't wake the kids! Make sure they are all tucked in before you ride in your boxers!
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yea I threw that in for you...think the wife will let you take your dog house to the sand?
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yea RL will tuck you in. make sure to throw the straw & plastic bottle away...if you forget...I will tie a trash bag to your side view mirror.
I sleep in...maybe someone from the morning coffee crew will see you baking in the sun a let you out of the chair BR>
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
The dog house really isn't that bad but my feet do get cold towards morning. hr>
I can put your feet in a pan of warm water before I go to bed if you want?
You can wake up the next morning in your tePEE.
Posted by: DuneDragin
I don't do diapers Your a big boy ... you don't need a mommy.
but I will powder your bare bottom!BR>
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RL what do you want to bet the nice folks at the Stanton Salt Flats have more riders than usual this weekend.
Outback Adventure Track...903-295-0763.
Posted by: DuneDragin
convertable?
Sex Change operations advertised in Thrifty-Nickel?BR>WHICH SEX are you going to convert to?
Posted by: DuneDragin
Nice...
Sugar, you are a bit to young to be having your mid-life crisis. BR>Uncle Scooter needs to have a talk to you...but he was last spoted in the bar.
It's pretty messy in there. He was in a fight. Been celebrating little mo.
Hope he is not mixing pain pills and drinkin.
Been worried about him since the last visit to the Dr.
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Maybe he is sleeping it off somewhere.
I'm feeling queezy. I may have to slide outa here myself.
Ya...call it a day.
If i get to feeling better think I will get my taxes done.
Posted by: DuneDragin
Watch out if in the area...Fire in Crane area and in Big Spring too. 1000 acres of Garrett ranch burned and the wild fires continue!
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So far...very dry and WINDY!
Thought we would do well as Mother Nature has been acting up everywhere.
The hurricanes, earthquakes, mudslides, flooding, and tornados...we might be subject to SINK HOLES.
Never thought about WILD FIRE.
Nothing like the rath of Mother Nature and Father Time!
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Morning all!
Time for an update:
April 06 2006: A new rule has been added to the rules and regulations page.
( 12. No glass bottles or containers allowed )
Sorry but glass gets broke and since stitches hurt and tires cost money we feel everyone will benefit from this new rule.
A move in the right direction in my humble opinion.
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Now if they will revise the helmet rule to read: "required if under 21"!!!!!
Adults choose!
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Cowgirl, I thought I was very clear on my gripe about the easement. I have a daughter and we used the easment to get around dunes I didn't want her on. Last time out, there was absolutely no way around the steeper stuff and she made me sweat it out once or twice. I don't know why that's so hard to understand unless you just don't have a child.
We often used the easement on the way back to camp. On the long rides...it was a great way to cool down...take the 2 dunes back to camp. If it is getting dark or in a rush to get back to camp...the only way.
Let's face it...the easement issue is one of PURE CONTROL.
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: txcowgirl06I didn't know that Danny and his goons had so much power in Kermit!!
BR>ROFLMFAO
Kermit showed "KSI" who would close what down!! BR>
Posted by: DuneDragin
Scooter...choose 21? You could choose plastic surgery...so you can look 21 and feel 85!
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxI don't think asking anyone to wear a helmet is a bad thing. I would think it would make insurance cheaper for them. I know of a place that requires helmets and some type of boot. (not necessarily mx type)
I have life insurance...but not health insurance. So better not to get my neck broke and survive! BR>
Posted by: DuneDragin
Scooter don't ever grow up !
We can grow old...not grow up !
It is legal to feel a "21"
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LOL...the pull tabs did make a cool "chain"!
I don't want to run over them with sand tires or step on them with bare feet!
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LOCALS Tune into newswest 9 6:00 news!
KSI story.
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Originally posted by: Kharper450
How was news DD? Missed it was out having some lunch.
Kevin
Broke my heart when the 15yr old said he had no place to ride and he might have to sell his quad.
Posted by: DuneDragin
I'm not sure if you can attach a file in this forum.
Can however give the link to the forum with the attached area map in 17banshee17 post.
Click here
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Welcome DuneFighter to Kermit Chatter. Nice to have you here.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
shhhhhhhh
lets don't all speak at once hr>
She started it!
She has a talent for it! BR>Morning all...I will wake up in a few.
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Where is RL?
I he hiding again?
I want a quiet place to get away!
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{Hiding…giggle
Hum…what should we do when we think no one is looking?
Let&39;s just take the tie off…unbutton a couple of buttons…
HEY! IS THAT RIPPER WITH BINOCULARS!
BR>
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BR>OMG and CD with a high powered long range camera.
BR>
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BR>Scooter told on us...had us on Monitor the whole time
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all I have on is a long tee shirt...and a
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Love my leather chair...
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ouch...think I chipped a toot on the belt buckle! BR>
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{woosh, POP}
{Standing cracking the belt like a whip!}
Come here you bad boy!
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Wat te ell...elp!
I'm missing a key on te keyboard!
LOL
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Love my leather chair...
hr>
You just love leather period. hr>
Do you like my thigh high boots Scooter?
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img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">BR>acting like a heathern again!
TFF
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a BREAK a tooth and Scooter leaves the room BR>
BR>
Every thing is comming up roses for you and for me!!!!!!
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edit that....
I BREAK a tooth...Scooter leaves the room.
One of THOSE DAYS!
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Well, when you get a chance to leave work early, never turn it down. BR>
The boots are fine I'm sure, but should Samson be wearing them? hr>
BR>
RL likes TALL sheep!
Broke back cowboy boots clicky! roflol...TFF
still luv ya RL!
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsI'm going to need those boots because it's getting deep in here. hr>
roflmao
not to worry...sure no more than 6" deep!
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Morning you early birds!! BR>Time for the evening tower hands to rise.
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Well...it is quiet in here.
*Cough*Cough*
the dust settles slowly on Venus.
If you can't park wave as you go by!
Lunch time!
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I think you guys finally pushed the cowgirl off the edge. hr>
Long walk...short pier!
You're just a by-stander huh?
that was a little love nudge you gave her?BR>
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Where is Scooter hiding...
BR>hope he doesn't have his tie stuck in the paper shreader again
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Child protective measures have helped Scooter.
It has to be really thin to fit.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Oh sure, we'll stay up late and play, but will anyone get up early and play with Scooter?
Guess I'll just have to play with myself. hr>
But where are you now???
The party is just getting started.
2 1/2 hours from now Scotter will be tucked in bed...sound asleep.
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Mornin Scoot!
your telling me pussy kept you up all night? BR>
LOL
Loss of sleep...Might be why I like Afternoon Delight or a morning wake up call the best!!
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Have a very nice GOOD FRIDAY!
Enjoy your Easter weekend!
I'm outa here till..........
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SHOTS FIRED!!!
KSI strong arm rules enforcement in action.
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No loss of life!
No injury!
Riders accosted and a display of weapon after hwy 874 chase down. Riders overcome and blocked off with highway vehicle in easement. Tasha pulled a weapon in heated verbal exchange in front of youngster.
Second attempt -- Lone rider on hilltop: JDZ rode up on quad and fired off 2 rounds.
Sheriff has recovered casings and taken JDZ into custody.
Choice? Wear a wristband or a bullet proof vest.
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: quadmasterjay
Has anyone been out and tried the new parking lot out yet? How is it? Please let us know.
Jay...the lot looks like a very good base. Smooth and of decent size. Entrance on 115 at the back fence.
Finished about 2 Friday. Several vehicles in the lot by 5:00.
With the wind...the sand and dirt made it almost unbearable.
Personally don't want to put a motorhome and trailer on it yet. If it rained??
They plan on motorhome parking on one side and other vehicles on another.
They said they have plans for a locked gate in the future that will close at 9:00.
They did say you could call ahead, if you were going to get in late.
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Gofastshee...I guess news west 9 is a twisted "supporter" too with the 10:00 news report of KSI president Zumwalt arrested and held without bail on assault with a deadly weapon charges?
Whatever the sides of the story are, or the incidental details...the facts remain: Weapon display and SHOTS FIRED!
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It would not be hard to open a bank account for deposits to make the park what it should be.
So many times it has been done for families with hospital bills or sudden unexpected burial expenses.
Any one can deposit to the account!!
Give us all a chance to participate in the rebuilding.
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no need to deliver you donation to the parking area....
you can go straight to the bank!
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If your group had RESPECTED the gift of OPEN RANGE "FREE" riding Winkler Co and the landholders had provided for over 75 years...NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
Posted by: DuneDragin
"Prime Dunes" are just not enough, huh?
As well, the "free" area with out the inclusion of KSI property is not enough either.
As a whole it has always been big enough for everyone.
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Originally posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
If your group had RESPECTED the gift of OPEN RANGE "FREE" riding Winkler Co and the landholders had provided for over 75 years...NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
So what your saying is your just upset because of change in your normal life style?
anybody could have bought the hills and done alot worse, at least dannys intetions are keeping it open! and thats why I support him.
I'm saying there were no sides till JDZ drew a line in the sand.
Posted by: DuneDragin
I can say, on the big rolling dunes...one looks much like the other...until you hit a landmark.
It is extremely easy to get turned around out there.
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Not to mention....the dunes shift with every breeze.
The wind blew at 30 mph on friday.
I think I saw one of the dunes blow thru Goldsmith.
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Secure the area...what a farce!
BS propaganda.
NEVER has there been a limit to parking or Riding...No matter what time of night or day...to pull of the side of the road for a quick stop under the picnic tables or to show as a ATV camper.
UNTIL KSI.
It has never been so doubtful a situation before.
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KSI is going to clean up the trash...bs propoganda!
You can't even find a trash receptical in the place!
The county had 4 and provided disposal!
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I can't express how happy I am everyone is home safe!!
Ripper…I only hope your young one suffers no lasting mental anguish as a result!
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Originally posted by: gofastshee
Hey it could happen! and you know it. just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it wont.
Good god the parking lot is open for 3 days and your already starting on what we dont have. Grow up!
Goodnight all
KSI had their waivers and signs long before the announcement of ownership in JANUARY!
4 Months of KSI presence.
I believe signs were being painted in very early December '05. First improvement...fence.
So KSI was unable to locate any 55 gal. drums in the last 2 years you guys have been hatching this plan?
Tells me trash pick up was not the priority. (Especially if the county provided parking and receptacles!)
"Hey it COULD HAPPEN" you say???...when pigs fly? It could Not have happened just as easily!
I know in my heart the rummors of closure and complaints about conditions got really hot and heavy about the time this plan was conceived. Anybody want to take bets on that??
Ripper...may you have a good nights rest ...God knows you've earned it!
Goodnight.
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Originally posted by: gofastshee
And what i'm saying is there are changes in life that not all agree with but except.
had people just complied with the waivers, new rules and admitance fee ( the famous 7 dollars ) none of this would have happened and we all would have known we would have had a place to ride no matter what the other land holders decided to do in the future.
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0">
Makes me so angry...
say what you mean: IF EVERYBODY WOULD JUST BEND OVER AND TAKE IT!
Posted by: DuneDragin
It is not, nor has it ever been about the $7 bucks, the rules, or even the concept of cleaner, safer dunes.
It has always been about JDZs demeanor. About the threats, the arrogance, the strong-arm tactics, about the deceit and lies.
Every one embraces the thought of cleaner safer dunes!! We all desire the issues be addressed and corrected.
But blindly following this HOT HEAD is not the answer!
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner Would you buy a sandwhich from Geoffry Domer? Why not, I bet he's a good cook.
Um... yummy... FINGER SANDWICHES!!
BR>patooie...ewwww yuck...there is a fingernail in mine! BR>
LOL
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OMG!!!
BR>tears in my eyes...
BR>It took me a minute...
fly img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> I GET IT NOW!!!
ROFLMAO
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner Would you buy a sandwhich from Geoffry Domer? Why not, I bet he's a good cook.
Um... yummy... FINGER SANDWICHES!!
BR>patooie...ewwww yuck...there is a fingernail in mine! BR>
LOL hr>
Wow, there really could be a fly in your soup. hr>
sing along...
Hot dogs...Dahmer Hot dogs...What kind of kids eat Dahmer hot dogs?
Fat kids, Skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks
Tough kids, sissy kids,
Even kids with chicken pox
Love hot dogs
Dahmer hot dogs
The dog ... kids ... love ... to ... bite!
Posted by: DuneDragin
anyone and everyone that we know- if we would please write the agent (I guess is what you would call him) of the Texas Dept of Wildlife- Robert Cook is his name...heard they had been contemplating opening Monahans State Park to recreational riding. If you can get as many people as you know to write a letter to Robert Cook...showing interest in the opening of that area-- hopefully, if enough people will do this- the state would strongly consider going ahead and doing this.
Texas Dept. of Wildlife
Attn: Robert Cook
4200 Smith School Rd
Austin, TX 78744
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I'm sure it is time for ANOTHER round of letters!!
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Morning all!
How about a SACK RACE! BR>for the dirty minds...a Potato Sack race.BR>
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Originally posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: duneaholic
Concerned Duner..man you are hilarious....you should be a soap opera writer.... "Days of our Dunes"....
now thats funny right there I dont care who you are!
I think I've been tuned into "As the Stomach Turns".
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
How does one person (unarmed) surround you anyway?
Spend the night in jail...
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Morning all!
How about a SACK RACE! BR>for the dirty minds...a Potato Sack race.hr>
I don't think that would be fair. I hear I'm pretty quick in the sack. hr>
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>Scooter...it is totally FAIR!
Take the advantage!
Beats standing there with your sack around your ankles!
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Have you asked an atv owner on the street about KSI?
They say "oh, I don't ride there" or "I heard someone bought it".
What about these guys who do not have a clue?
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"THEY WERE TWICE AS BIG AS ME" WELL I NEVER KNEW ANYONE COULD BE BIGGER OR BADDER THAN JDZ!!!!!!!!
OH OR IS THAT HIS EGO....... WELL EITHER WAY ....WHO CARES IF HE SALES WE WOULD JUST LIKE FOR ALL OF YALL (THE KSI BOARD) JUST GO AWAY..... GIVE US BACK OUR BACK YARD. LAST SUMMER THE ONLY PEOPLE WE HAD TO WORRY ABOUT WAS THE PEOPLE IN THE RED TRAILER HURTING SOMEONE OR GETTING HURT.
Nunya...shall we be more descriptive:
24' enclosed Flat Dark Red Trailer on a white Delta Services Truck.
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Think he has gone a bit to far in the "exterminating" business now he is being bugged by duners.
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and the goonies will blame it on the county officials wifes drinking habit.
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WOOH IS ME... DIDN'T KSI INVOLVE THE FBI FOR ALL THE "DEATH THREATS"? WHO WENT TO THE POKIE FOR THAT? YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD STILL BE THERE AND ALL THE "THREATS" WOULD HAVE STOPPED. SEEMS THESE FORUMS NOW ARE ENCOURAGING HATE INSTEAD OF FAMILY FUN....SEE WHAT KSI AND THE "DUNE GOONS" HAVE DONE TO US
I think the FBI determined the state of his unconscious body was brought about by the excessive amounts of Bud Light in the Bottle JDZ drinks!
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NO WORSE THAN THE DRINKING HABITS OF KSI....DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GLASS OF WINE ON JDZ DESK DURING THE INTERVIEW AND IF YOU NEED A MAID I WILL POST A RESUME. I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME ON MY HANDS CAUSE I CAN'T RIDE UNTIL MY BULLET PROOF VEST COMES IN
OK, let's not get carried away. I would never deprive a man of God's nector. hr>
You have been warned! RL if you get Drunk...we will duct tape you to a lawn chair...NAKED.
With your toes in warm water....And I will watch as the coyote lick your wet toes. BR>
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NO WORSE THAN THE DRINKING HABITS OF KSI....DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GLASS OF WINE ON JDZ DESK DURING THE INTERVIEW AND IF YOU NEED A MAID I WILL POST A RESUME. I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME ON MY HANDS CAUSE I CAN'T RIDE UNTIL MY BULLET PROOF VEST COMES IN
OK, let's not get carried away. I would never deprive a man of God's nector. hr>
You have been warned! RL if you get Drunk...we will duct tape you to a lawn chair...NAKED.
With your toes in warm water....And I will watch as the coyote lick your wet toes. hr>
Wouldn't be coyotes and it WOULDN'T be my toe! hr>
your right...would be the stray dog just in for a much needed drink. BR>
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NO WORSE THAN THE DRINKING HABITS OF KSI....DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GLASS OF WINE ON JDZ DESK DURING THE INTERVIEW AND IF YOU NEED A MAID I WILL POST A RESUME. I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME ON MY HANDS CAUSE I CAN'T RIDE UNTIL MY BULLET PROOF VEST COMES IN
OK, let's not get carried away. I would never deprive a man of God's nector. hr>
You have been warned! RL if you get Drunk...we will duct tape you to a lawn chair...NAKED.
With your toes in warm water....And I will watch as the coyote lick your wet toes. hr>
Wouldn't be coyotes and it WOULDN'T be my toe! hr>
your right...would be the stray dog just in for a much needed drink. hr>
Hey dog...that is not a twig!! Don't pis............
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sorry I was distracted by a bell ringing.....
How do you like your steak?
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BR>Good night to you.
I'm out too.
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What do you call a fireman that goes postal? Answer anyone?
An accused felon?
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your last post...
Pissed at tresspassors?
Now why would you delete that ...
Being pissed is not grounds??
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I'm board.
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Must be the company I keep.
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And to think I thought this would be a easy read?!
WOW!
LOL...somewhat like trying to catch up in the zone on dial up BR>
Morning MWQ!
Hey Freebird! Good to see ya again...let's get drunk and be somebody!
What brings you guys to these parts? Did someone call the FBI again? BR>Scooter...pass out the bulletproof vests. I would hate to see MWQ and FB take a stray shot! oh heck...FB has his on already!
MWQ I know you would be so proud...The 1 st forum you threw in the trash received televised attention on the local news station. Did you see the footage?
Some folks are a bit slow to catch on...thank you for your patience.
Where is the angel smiley??
Are we in trouble?? Samson started it...he's been enticing. BR>Uncle Scooter...can I have a cup of coffee?? Wait...what am I thinking...I don't drink coffee. I have a coke and a BR>
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wow I've been missing all the great (As the Kermit Chatter Turns) episodes. Better set the VCR. lol. =]
Hope you have a battery backup on the VCR...The electric co is rolling out the random blackouts here.
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Morning Ripper!
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Ripper you get that extra sleep.
You know me...I could be creeping round in the dark and catch her with her hoof in her mouth.
Scooter...your the early riser...If I leave someone tied up, will you kind enough let them loose before the sun bakes them?
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I charged up my cattle prod last night BR>
Prod that COW!!!
ROFLMFAO img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
THATS ENTERTAINMENT!!
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Well, I do have a formal apology to make. And my apology goes out to Riley (gofastshee). I was mistaken in my earlier statement that the cow was his wife. I truly and sincerely apologize for my mistake. The cow is actually little Ethan's wife. Her name is Jolynn(sp?). Ethan is also on the "board" and is usually stuck to the hip of Zummy boy. But my apology to riley is VERY sincere and I can understand your fervent attitude towards this issue, because I wouldn't want my wife being compared to that ignorant, not living in reality, cow.
That simplifies everything. BR>Thanks for the introduction CD. Good manners.
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EDITED:
Send this post to the department of REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT.
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What do you call a fireman that goes postal? Answer anyone?
A felon?
I got that one wrong, I put down board member. hr>
I got it wrong too. D- BR>
I would like to retest please!
A. an accused felon and possibly unemployed.
I skiped a few chapters when I studied for the test.
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Ripper you finally got something right! You better be able to visually determine where the boundaries are. That is the riders responsibility!
Not according to the law. It's the landowners responsibility to mark the boundaries AND to post "no tresspassing" signs. Jim Dandy doesn't have a leg to stand on. He's going to find that out in court. Sad it had to come to this.
"Danny" is fully aware of his responsibility to mark the boundaries.
He said Friday 4/14, "I have plans to put up beacons on the 1 mile by 2 mile area". I'm paraphrasing his comment.
The KSI web site:
Sandman, Moderator on KSI site posted the following on April 7:
We do not authorize any riding off KSI property and anyone riding will be able to see a map. We also have boundry markers that are in the build process at this time. We hope to have them up within a month.
Kevin H....to repeat DO NOT AUTHORIZE ANY riding off KSI property
Ripper ...to repeat ANYONE riding will be able to see a map
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DD, you get an A++. Congradulations, you win a bullet proof vest and years worth of personal security!hr>
WOO HOO BR>In my best HORSHACK voice:
ewh, ewh, Mr. CDeeee...I'm going for the extra credit work too!!
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Yeah- don't forget to notice the avatar the sandman has-- teddy bear with a knife glistening behind his back....I don't believe they could have picked a more appropriate picture!
Thanks Ripper, I was not sure what that was! I still need to see the eye dr.
I'm not seeing right at all. Wasn't JDZ showing off old pictures of riders on the news yesterday...pictures of riders on the opposite side of the road from his area...Is he still perusing trespassers on behalf of other landholders?
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Thanks CD...we ALL have to look out for each other. Makes me PROUD to be a Sand junkie, When in the company of fine folks! well, most of them BR>Wish I could tell all yall I got your back...but, that is not a good place to be BR>
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Yeah- don't forget to notice the avatar the sandman has-- teddy bear with a knife glistening behind his back....I don't believe they could have picked a more appropriate picture!
Thanks Ripper, I was not sure what that was! I still need to see the eye dr.
I'm not seeing right at all. Wasn't JDZ showing off old pictures of riders on the news yesterday...pictures of riders on the opposite side of the road from his area...Is he still persuing trespassers on behalf of other landholders?
Seems to be what I saw, just some boring, old pictures- from the opposite side of the road from their property.
That had to be sometime after they moved their business into the county park area to collect their $$$. See, in the beginning they were parking on the side of 874 near where their fence line ended. But, they complained so much about people parking on the side of the road and riding down the easement that they too had to comply with the law. It appears that picture came from the parking lot- they've got LOTS of time to take pictures -- for what purpose who knows. Do you think he throws darts at some of the pictures with all of the free time he has now or.....no, surely not....but, could they be for target practice??????? hr>
I think he uses the broad side of the cow barn for target practice. BR>
Those pics might be from that time frame when he also said, " We do have the lease on almost the entire area the last one being Walton, at this point he has asked to help him catch and prosecute trespassers. Now as far as the land across the road (Fernandez Ranch) it will also be posted soon. Kermit Sandhills Inc. is also acting on behalf of the Fernandez ranch and will be helping to prosecute trespassers on there land. "
I can't for the life of me figure out why he gets no respect! (dangit no sarcastic smiley)
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I miss you guys, been friday since I've seen the zone...blow the boys & RC a kiss for me over there (that ought to make you popular!)BR>I've been as busy as a cat in a litter box. I've hung out here most of today, a visit to Kermit Help.
Being a celestial dragin I sometimes take down time to "recharge" or I could be off in the heavens (Planet Sand) but mostly a home body (avoiding the toe tag).
I have the animals to take care of. Have the vegi garden. (my roses are blooming!) Turned a profit today...and spent it all. A phone in each ear and the computer smokin'...tv remote handy. Have Chile Verde on Slow cook. I felt up the ole man. Caught a mouse (country livin)...Pretty much a standard day.
You hear RL tell the story...the wife has forgotten he is enticing I think he is streaching the story for sympathy.
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LOL! I'm sorry! But people that go around waving guns and shooting at people have MAJOR issues. Their the ones that show up on Jerry Springer in an adult diaper crying for mommy to change them, ya know? hr>
Gee...I hoped no one would recognize me
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Well, I do have a formal apology to make. And my apology goes out to Riley (gofastshee). I was mistaken in my earlier statement that the cow was his wife. I truly and sincerely apologize for my mistake. The cow is actually little Ethan's wife. Her name is Jolynn(sp?). Ethan is also on the "board" and is usually stuck to the hip of Zummy boy. But my apology to riley is VERY sincere and I can understand your fervent attitude towards this issue, because I wouldn't want my wife being compared to that ignorant, not living in reality, cow.
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from newswest9:
jalaine worden
"KSI purchased this land as a business to make money. They saw an opprotunity and took it. Most of the complainers are not even from this area, they are from Lubbock and are the real problem. There has not been any problems until the Lubbock bunch started making problems and harassing people. The two men shot at were from Lubbock and have been the main instigators from the beginniing. If Winkler Co. Sheriff Dept. would have been doing their job to begin with, non of this would of been happening. I beleive the question needs to be ask to the sheriffs dept. why they ahven't done something before now?"
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For the extra credit...
Cow is Raggedy Andys wife.
Not Blackburns Wife.
Not Rileys Wife.
Not Jimmys Wife.
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Morning Scoot!
It is a cow patty in the lawnchair, not just ordinary poo.
Careful it's fresh.
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I've been out in the north pasture tippin' cows.
Whew...Scooter you might want to let that one bake awhile.
The computer is switching to auto pilot...I'm gonna make a landing.
A gal can't have two much personal Security!
two too
bored board
streach strecth
toot tooth
sp corrections...ck
altimeter, trim, flaps...ck
Bring the nose up! Stall warning...It is going to be a hard landing.
Good night all.
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BR>I'm not alone this morning!
For cripes sake Scooter CLOSE YOUR ROBE! BR>What! You don't believe in under britches? BR>
screech, screech, screech...taxi to the hanger.
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woah...I must have hit my forehead on the yoke.
"Winkie, I don't think we're in KC anymore."
We are in another zone.
Scooter, you're the tin man
FB, you're the scarecrow
RL, you're the Lion
Ripper, you're riding a broom "I'll get you my pretty Cow!"
Mo, dude, I thought you were taller!
"There's no place like home, There's no place like home!"
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It must have been the red flowers in the COW pasture last night.
I must have inhaled some of the same chit she has been in.
They say nurses have the access to the good stuff.
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Tin man. Well I am a little stiff. BR>
Maybe Dorothy could oil me up. hr>
Tornado watches across Texas.
Scooter I keep the oil can in the storm cellar...
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oh my, the great and powerful OZ!
evening MWQ!
The part of Glenda the good witch of the north was cast from a select group.
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a munchkin in chaps?
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The teacher (Mr Samsons room) passed out a test first thing this morning!
I found out I am not a naughty as I used to be!
Did you test FB?
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The teacher (RL) passed out a test first thing this morning!
I found out I am not a naughty as I used to be!
Did you test FB?
Shouldn't it be an impurity test? That one I could pass. hr>
I want to see your real score!!
Not the average!
Well, someone has to give all the bet money back.
I'm relatively normal.
I have not done any relatives.
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The teacher (RL) passed out a test first thing this morning!
I found out I am not a naughty as I used to be!
Did you test FB?
Shouldn't it be an impurity test? That one I could pass. hr>
I want to see your real score!!
Not the average!
Well, someone has to give all the bet money back.
I'm relatively normal.
I have not done any relatives. hr>
I don't remember mine but the last 2 I was 100% pure. hr>
one of the last 2 was SUBMISSIVE!
stick round...Mine said--Not afraid to tie the knot
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I've never used duct tape in a sexual mannor. BR>
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I have PMS and a Handgun...
Any Questions!!?BR>
in my case today...Putting up with Mens Shiot. BR>
Finaly Friday!! Hope all have a good weekend...don't call me to bail you out.
I will be busy with the duct tape!! woo hoo
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The first pic will be the missing moustache!!
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I'll never make it as a business man in West Texas, I guess. hr>
Chin up Scooter...YOU will be able to get by on your GOOD LOOKS! BR>
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An incredibly interesting story about the history of the location in present day turmoil; although, the historical marker has been removed with the demolition of the park…it seems the saga continues.
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BR>Sorry I've been busy in the kitchen...had a sudden urge for bananna nut bread.
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Marshmallow cream, Kayro? Scooter...you do have a nasty sweet tooth don't you!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
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Artist: Montrose Lyrics
Song: Rock Candy
Lord! Oh, yeah.
When you need a friend through thick and thin
Don't look to those above you.
When you're down and out, ain't no doubt
Nobody wants you.
But you're rock candy baby
Hard, sweet and sticky.
Rock candy baby
Hard, sweet and sticky.
When you're seventeen reachin' for your dreams
Don't let no one reach it for you.
Pull up your pants,
Stretch out take a chance.
If it can be done, you can do it.
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Nothing like some hard rock tunes to set the mood!
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"special" tags...read 'I swallow' ????
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My tag reads...'Cold hard bioatch, do YOU swallow?'
Cold hard bioatch
Just a kiss on the lips
And I was on my knees
I'm waiting give me
Cold hard bioatch
She was shakin' her hips
And I that was all that I need
I'm waiting give me
Cold hard bioatch
Just a kiss on the lips
And I was on my knees
A little Jet song for yall this morning
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its heck having to make fun of Scooter all the time
it's FUN doing it outa luv!
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its heck having to make fun of Scooter all the time
it's FUN doing it outa luv!
Tough love. BR>
Hey, I thought that costs extra. hr>
How about I ruff you up with a feather duster...no charge. BR>
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How about I ruff you up with a feather duster...no charge. hr>
As Mr. Garrison would say, "Spank my ass and call me Charlie."
Is there a charge for that?
"Never, Charlie."
But, I would like a new leather...............................sofa. BR>
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If she shows up with a chicken suit, beware the feather duster's intended location. hr>
Ahhhh!
Twist it
Shake it
Shake it
Shake it baby
Here we go loop de loop
Shake it up baby
Here we go loop de la
Bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Well, you bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Well, you bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
All right
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BR>
So our hopes of being exposed are dashed? hr>
Scooter you get your clothes on!! Gee, talk about exposure!
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BR>
So our hopes of being exposed are dashed? hr>
Scooter you get your clothes on!! Gee, talk about exposure! hr>
Sorry...I'm being Snert! It is funny! Cow in a NUT shell BR>
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It became a serious situation with the greedy and selfish aspirations of JDZ and “the board”.
A simple County Park located just outside a small town, an historical roadside park for weary travelers and hard working drivers off the long roads of Texas and New Mexico.
The perfect family place to play, camp and enjoy the sand dunes.
Everyone benefited!!
A couple of years ago, a devious plan began. A wolf in sheep clothing with a plan of conquest, determined to take the area by any means of deception. Without thought for anyone other than himself, He would rule over all. He will determine the how, when and where. He will cater to his specific desires.
With the audacity to lay claim and take control of what was not his, he disrupted and corrupted the area. All the reasons so many were drawn to the area became point of contention. He created turmoil in an area, which for the most part respect ruled.
A free area, or more aptly put an area of “freedom”. It was free for Him too! He determined he would benefit ($$) from the free parking, free trash pickup, and free range, which surrounded his property. But freedom died under his dictatorship.
Prime example: No Fireworks. (Yes the recklessness of people who do not clean up the debris the reason). On the fourth of July…people for miles around would gather in this community park to celebrate freedom. Not just ATV riders, everyone. People would be parked everywhere and families gather.
Money Spent, Memories Made.
His arrogance demolished a historical park.*
THE DAY THE BULLDOZERS ROLLED THRU THE PARK…THE SANDHILLS DIED FOREVER!
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it is still a business and if we have to dump a lot of cash into a new parking area simply because someone wants to buy the parking area and make money on our investment by allowing trespassing on our land simply put, it will close.
Easy to say when the county is providing the parking, trash removal, law enforcement and his tiny area is not marked off on all sides. He can make a buck on the back of others, but will close the area if someone interferes with the deviant plans he has laid.
The county responded:
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"We can't allow folks to use our property to break the law," Neals stressed. "A lot of that was happening."
"We simply blocked it off, so you couldn't use our property to take your vehicles, unload them and then trespass onto private property."
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The sand is however eternal. What will the future hold?
Only the memories of 5 generations remain of what WAS the jewel of west Texas.
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DD- beautifully written.
Only time will tell what the future holds. I know our future is a heck of a lot brighter than JDZ's.
Karma is a wonderful thing!
And ignorance is bliss.
My "sore spot" to quote Rap33 in Kermit Help forum is a scar...much like the deep, ugly scar KSI has left on the corner of 874 and 115.
JDZ and KSI future...a HYSTERICAL marker on the spot for the generations to come?
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Any news from his recent troubles?
Funny, no mention of it from him on their website.
yea...it is everyone fault but his own he pulled the trigger. Oh, sorry old news.
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I am sorta happy go lucky. BR>
I'll cheer you up, DD! Let's go get liquored up and oiled down! WooHoo! hr>
Your somewhat g@y, contented, pleased?
Liquored up and oiled down......SATISFIED.
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Only if you're a man but then you'd have some explaining to do........ hr>
DD, you'll need to follow me. Sounds like a cavity search is needed. hr>
eww...oh no you two dit'int just go there??
8 cavities...2 eyes, 2 ears, nasal, oral, nookie and EXIT ONLY.
if your seaching RL...I will excuse myself.
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Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind up in here! hr>
long walk short pier for bothus Ripper
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less than two weeks...can't Hold out that long!! tick-tick-tick-tick.
Need a big shop exhaust fan ready when the next round hits!
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I'm gonna have to start a twelve step program! (I've never been to a meeting so I may not get it right.)
Hi my name is DD.
It's been 5 months since I've been on the sand.
I'm a sand junkie.
I dream about sand. I can almost taste the grit in my mouth.
Some days are easier than others to get thru so I'm taking it one day at a time.
Today it has been really hard. I had to change the sand in the bunny cage. I began to
shake as the fine grains ran thru my fingers. BR>
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
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*wearing mouse ears*
HEY HEY
HO HO
IT IS TIME
FOR KSI TO GO
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All i'm try to point out with this post is the negative attitudes aren't going to help anything. If you truely want things to get better maybe try a more positive approach.
A hard lesson learned!!
Sounds like Riley gets it NOW.
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Myself, RL, Scooter, CD, WTduner, Ripper have not used the new lot. Maybe someone else has a say.
KSI (or their supporters) have banned so many from the sandhills, many more choose not to.
I think KSI plans for a locked gate can only make it worse.
Call KSI to get permission before arrival.BR>KSI determines where you park.
The dust sux. If it rains it will be worse.
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Automatic start and reverse is for SISSY's!!!
auto shift too...they can drink more beer while riding!
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Don't spill your beer when you fall down...thats alcohol abuse
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Scooter is not looking at your "guns"...looking at your lungs!
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RL needs a HUMP
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Am i the only one on these forums that actually goes out and rides,come on lets have some opinions what everybody thinks about the new parking area.
Plenty of us go out and ride- the majority of the speaker uppers here are not supporters of KSI's "their way or the highway" attitude. Actually, Dunefighter, I was very proud of your comments. Apparently you stirred the KSI goonies up over there because instead of posting his rebuttal over here- where he knew comments would be fast flowing- he chose to preach to the choir on their site. Beware- they may ban you too for speaking your mind BR>
KSI should take some lessons from audioslave:
I like playing in the sand what's mine is ours
If it doesn't remind me of anything
Bygones COULD be bygones....but they are too greedy I believe!
I'm wondering if they have a collection "tip" jar to help pay for JDZs legal fee's- he's probably gonna need the help- if I was guessing hr>
DuneFighter...after 25 years of riding the hills you were not the least bit harsh!
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Why does everybody leave about the time I get here? hr>
Did you have onions for lunch?
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RL needs a HUMP
Not the camel's hump I'm interested in. hr>
That camel is over-dressed!
Whats up with the neck scarf!
Fit to be tied?
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RL needs a HUMP
Not the camel's hump I'm interested in. hr>
That camel is over-dressed!
Whats up with the neck scarf!
Fit to be tied?
I don't know- but that's too much camel toe for me! LOL
No embarrassing panty lines!
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Am i the only one on these forums that actually goes out and rides,come on lets have some opinions what everybody thinks about the new parking area.
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Hey im not trying to stirr up bs,i dont mind going out and paying my 7 bucks,maybe i was to harsh in my judgement,ive been riding out there for twenty five years now and i dont want to see it all go away.we got a good thing in kermit lets not lose it
Your Opinion is valued by all I just didn't like the fact you say one thing on here and a totaly different thing on another site.
Totally?? I don't see totally different. Dunefighter said...might be "harsh"...but the same VIEWPOINT on the parking lot here as KSI site.
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Originally posted by: dunefighterHiya all went to kermit sunday and rode for the first time since the new Parking lot was built.I dont like it you cant see the dunes the lots to small and it overall sucks, you cant see anybody riding no place for kids to play around cause you cant see the dunes you have to ride over to the dunes across the scrub brush and the perimeter trail to get to the good sand.The parking lot needs to go back where it was. there was about maybe twenty people out there on a sunday this is crazy Ksi needs to sell out and let someone run this the right way.Get the parking back where it goes and work something out with the state on that corner parking area.That parking area was donated to the state for public use!!!! Im not sure the city even had the legal right to even bulldoze the parking area this spot was donated to the state for public use the city or county should not have bulldozed an area designated for public use jees this is turning into a nightmare for us dune lovers I think its time for KSI to go!!!!!!!
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Guys you gotta do something about the parking area that is a bad location,you cant see the dunes from the parking spot.Iwas out there sunday and there was only about twenty people out there.Theres no place for the kids to ride on the sand where you watch em you cant see anybody riding,youve got to work something out with the state ,to get that corner back,if not you guys might be doomed,You get that corner back where everyone can see the dunes and watch the kids and people ride a little, and a place for people to drag race and you will fill that place every weekend and maybe make a little money until then im afaid its a no win situation you guys arent gonna make any money and very few people are going to come there,sorry if it seems like im complaining
but all that me and every one wants is a cool place to ride, and i have talked to a lot of people that say they are not going back until these changes are made.come on guys get this thing rolling it will only benefit you guys and make a lot of people very happy!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey im not trying to stirr up bs,i dont mind going out and paying my 7 bucks,maybe i was to harsh in my judgement,ive been riding out there for twenty five years now and i dont want to see it all go away.we got a good thing in kermit lets not lose it
Looks like to me Dunefighter is trying to make sense of the destruction of great thing for no good reason (other than making JDZ $$ off what everyone once enjoyed). I see Dunefighter is trying to give KSI the same benefit of doubt we all did in the beginning. Even I said the locals would back a good ole boy all the way. JDZ has PROVEN to be anything BUT a good ole boy.
Riley I guess you think the TWIST of: ConcernedDuner is the only one banned from posting on KSI website will cover the truth?? DuneBlazer06 and Txcowgirl06 have stated on numerous occasions so many are "not welcome" or "banned" FROM the SAND.
Do you want to deny you are DuneBlazer06? do you want to deny all the threats? Do you want to deny you were the one who brought out all the intimate details of Danny's and Tasha's personal past? Do you want to deny Cow has never posted on KSI behalf as you do now AXLE?
Do you realize Riley and JDZ all the DRAMA could have been avoided if you had not hatched this devious plan to start??
Just the last few years all the rumors started! When did you guys show up?? About the same time the rumors and whinning started??
Dunefighter you should know KSI only owns 1280 acres (2 miles by 1 mile) of sand. If your riding on their sand without a wristband you will be considered a "trespassor" and "troublemaker" and will be subject to being shot.
The remainder if the hills are still the same as they ever were (less a parking lot).
Don't cross the hwy.
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Looks like to me Dunefighter is trying to make sense of the destruction of great thing for no good reason
I don't see you promoting the destruction either??
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Dunefighter all of us want the same thing you do!
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DuneFighter ck out the background drama. Click here
In January two threads were deleted from this site. We have a hard time staying on topic as a result...so we tend to get silly. It seems with the arrest of Jimmy "Danny" Zumwalt or aka JDZ for shooting at trespassors...The word has began to circulate on the street. So many don't know what is going on and the rumor mill churns up some strange stuff. With the information and 25 years of experience at THE Sandhills...you should have an easy go of seperating fact from propoganda. Any questions feel free to ask. Ripper has mentioned we all have an opinion BR>Several of us are armed with some strong facts too.
You don't have to take sides.
RL's favorite spot is on the fence.
Me, well, I hate what has transpired with a passion! If it aint broke, don't fix it. I'm on the side of truth and acurate information. I hate to be decieved or threatened, and I dislike ignorance.
Others here ride at KSI, others would'nt be caught dead on KSI property.
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Looks like to me Dunefighter is trying to make sense of the destruction of great thing for no good reason
I don't see you promoting the destruction either??
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Dunefighter all of us want the same thing you do!
I guess my issue is the fact is things are worse than they used to be. I have a hard time swallowing that pill. What I loved no longer exists. I'm sure a new breed of duners will show up and us old-timers will fade away and be forgotten but it's sad imo. hr>
Poor RL. Don't give up! Us old-timers have something these new punks don't have. BACKBONE, MORALS, VALUES, BULLDOG TENACITY.
I believe there will be a great revision of THE SANDHILLS. (less a self proclaimed "savior" and his "goonies")
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When they fence off and restrict riding to their own land and leave everybody else alone
I can get 100% behind that ideal.
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Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
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KSI website:
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KevinHarper450 wrote:
We should make a club for loyal Kermit riders. Would be a good way to meet other people and would be good to have some nice group rides.
What do yall think of this?
Sounds like Danny's Flag Ranch lease for MEMBERS ONLY.
What we wanted all along is to secure the area for years to come, for a select few. Love when a plan comes together!!
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BR>OH, HELL NO!
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axle Dune dragin posted what you said and failed to post my response to you
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axle She said oh hell no meaning she didn't like it.
What?? Am I chained to the Computer...can't go out for the evening?? When did it become my job to respond for KSI...no thanks. You have posting priviledge on this site!
axle...A mind reader...roflmfao.img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0"> Everyone likes the ideal of your little group staying to their selvs and leaving the rest of us alone.
By your own admission only one person would be unable to read the Thread.
KevinH has posting priviledge on this site also...as a courtesy to him I will post his reply:
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Sorry I wasnt here to reply was finishing up my bike. Got it all done. SAND you didn't really get what i meant. Nothing to do with KSI really. Dont have to be in club or whatever to ride. Just a group/club of riders that ride at Kermit. Just thought it would be cool to make a club/group and have some organized rides at the dunes etc. Would be a cool way to meet new people. OH and i love group rides so that would be fun also .
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The more I think about it…Yes, it does make me mad…it makes me SICK!
I don&39;t agree with fences anywhere out there. I want to see the area returned to a whole.
It is the big hills AND the trail combination that made THE SANDHILLS what they were and I hope will again be.
KSI should fence off their business district and stay within KSI boundaries…rule over their business/group/club/members and ONLY their patch of sand, letting everyone else be. But I don&39;t agree with it in any way.
KSI needs to turn the sand back over to public. Get out of busine$$. Open the area again as a WHOLE where we all exist as ONE community of enthusiasts.
I can&39;t back separation! If it has to be for a time…so be it.
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You know the FBI is monitoring us, right? BR>
Probably just didn't have the proper clearance to post both sides. hr>
Hope the FBI is being paid full time & overtime wages!! BR>Kidnapping of Sand Dunes, Extortion, Mafia strong arm tactics on one side and OPEN PROTEST on the other.
FBI case for sure.
BR>
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Morning DD.
Until the issues are resolved, you may want to switch to de-caff. hr>
Morning Scooter!
I'm want to go to the lakes, mountains, trails, etc.
Anything to stay plugged into life.
I got emotionally sucked back into this when we sat down to make plans to DO SOMETHING.
Dad wants to go to Kermit. After 70+years he still wants to RIDE at Kermit.
As you might realize time is not on our side.
I still don't drink coffee or eat puffs for breakfast!! lol BR>
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I WANT A PAY STUB!!!
over 28, non bilingual, mean ole brunette with gobs of experience, talent, loyalty, self starter, dedicated to overall performance!!
HA-nothing anybody around here will pay for!
STUBS DON'T SCARE ME.
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Stubby...how's YOUR overall performance??
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IF I KNEW
If I knew it would be the last time
That I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly
and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time
that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss
and call you back for one more.
If I knew it would be the last time
I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would videotape each action and word,
so I could play them back day after day.
If I knew it would be the last time,
I could spare an extra minute
to stop and say "I love you,"
instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.
If I knew it would be the last time
I would be there to share your day,
Well I'm sure you'll have so many more,
so I can let just this one slip away.
For surely there's always tomorrow
to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance
to make everything just right.
There will always be another day
to say "I love you,"
And certainly there's another chance
to say our "Anything I can do?"
But just in case I might be wrong,
and today is all I get,
I'd like to say how much I love you
and I hope we never forget.
Tomorrow is not promised to anyone,
young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance
you get to hold your loved one tight.
So if you're waiting for tomorrow,
why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes,
you'll surely regret the day,
That you didn't take that extra time
for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
and you were too busy to grant someone,
what turned out to be their one last wish.
So hold your loved ones close today,
and whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you love them
and that you'll always hold them dear
Take time to say "I'm sorry,"
"Please forgive me," "Thank you," or "It's okay."
And if tomorrow never comes,
you'll have no regrets about today.
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I love you Scooter, RL, Ripper, MD, OFC, MWQ, FB, C, LTZ, H, Tory, RC, MO, HD...ETCBR>I'm sorry.
Forgive Me.BR>How about a big ole wet SMOOTCHIE and a SQOOZE?? XXXOOO BR>
I left the door open for you Scooter (stubby)...
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roflol
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Say! Where the h*ll is everybody??
Bunch of no Kermit chatterin fools up in here! hr>
Well looks like TXduneRippa is havin a talk with herself agin hr>
funny she said fools...and here you and I come!!
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we are getting a light rain...so we've run indoors to the computer! BR>
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I have NOT tried your recommendation for sexing my rabbit...but I have decided it is a boy by the smell!
Ripper will understand Hung like a bunny.
The bunny is about 6 inches long or 14 inches long when he's standing at attention
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my face about 10 shades redder hr>
My face turns redder each time your around OFC .... where is the blushing smiley??!
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RL ran right outta here when size came up.
Does he do the same with the lunch tab? BR>
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper We won't discuss carpet burns...LMAO!
Long as they aren't on your forehead. hr>
LOL
one thing worse...picnick table splinters the lower back. BR>
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[ umm I was the water boy for the girls gymnastics team.. yeah thats it hr>
the team did not go to state finals...but each girl placed well in the wet T-shirt contests BR>
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RL it was a Hot pic you shared with Ripper and I ... I've spent the longest time wondering
is he wearing spandex?
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I'm missing a pork chop-- think it was the dog!!!
yea, poor TIPPY takes all the blame.
Same dog George Carlan had.
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RL it was a Hot pic you shared with Ripper and I ... I've spent the longest time wondering
is he wearing spandex?
LOL! OK. You'll have to refresh my memory on that one.
red Honda...big rock star hair...high top sneekers...SPANDEX... so 80's...so hot
