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Morning Scooter!!
Do you wear a tie??
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Oh, did I mention handcuffs too? hr>
Another restraint perv! Thought I was the only one!! LOL BR>And a .45!...a man of caliber...uniforms make me HOT!
But handcuffs?? A bit harsh! Even if they were fur lined...
The silk tie...If RL squirms just right and REALLY wanted his hands free...he could break loose
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VELCRO FLY!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO
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Scooter...do I have to call you "Boss" when I tie your wrists with silk??
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I have a roll of dimes RL...you in??
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Scooter...do I have to call you "Boss" when I tie your wrists with silk??
Well, I'll have to quote Mr. Garrison;
"You can spank my ass and call me Charlie." hr>
"I know someone with an itchin' for detention."
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I have a roll of dimes RL...you in?? hr>
That ain't no slot machine back there!
Give the handle a firm tug and your eyes will not roll round in your head?
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He folded before I could raise him 8?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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He folded before I could raise him 8?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Dang it! Men...they are such chickens! haha
Ripper...do you Think he only had 6?
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What's the matter? Ain't got a straight? hr>
I've got a flush...I mean BLUSH.
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I call!
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FYI - Take whatever you hubby told you and knock at least 2 off cause we all lie!!!!! hr>
I worked at an oilfield supply company. I would deliver quite a bit of the supplies on my daily route from the previous days orders. The boss was out pulling stock with me one afternoon. He noted that I read all the measurements and carried a tape measure and would check the sizes on couplings, fittings and the like.
"Brenda, can't you tell just by looking at it if you've got the right one?"
"Hell no Don, All my life what I've been told was 10" was really 6"..."BR>He didn't ever bother me about it again! He knew with that attitude he had made the right call putting me out doing oilfield sales in high heels and a pink hard hat. Man I miss those days! The oil business was busting out all over, the "approved vendor list" did not yet exist. Times were GOOD!
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LOL! You think metric and standard are the ONLY measuring systems? hr>
Well I do know the approx. measurement system using the body as a "yard stick"...The tip of my fingers to my clevage...3 foot. Arms spread out wide...aprox. 6 foot.
Check this out...did you know your foot is the exact length of your forearm from elbow to wrist?!
What do you think women are checking out for a winkie size comparison...your foot size? the size of your ears?
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Hey guys. Check it out.
KSI Site
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LOL! You think metric and standard are the ONLY measuring systems? hr>
Well I do know the approx. measurement system using the body as a "yard stick"...The tip of my fingers to my clevage...3 foot. Arms spread out wide...aprox. 6 foot.
Check this out...did you know your foot is the exact length of your forearm from elbow to wrist?!
What do you think women are checking out for a winkie size comparison...your foot size? the size of your ears?
OK...now I'm picturing your cleavage. Hope your happy!
I have noticed my member is the same length as from my wrist to the tip of my middle finger. ....ok, maybe when making a fist. hr>
OFC...your good with your hands...did you give Sampson the answer!? BR>
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I guess I'm really glad I can slip off locked handcuffs then! BR>Very small wrist.
I agree with the pinkie to thumb span!
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Aint found a pair of handcuffs that fit me.. the cops always had to use zipties hr>
Note to self and Ripper....Zipties...not silk ties when OFC comes to TX for Ride!
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Ripper...when you pack supplies...put a big ole bucket of LARD next to the warming KY.
OFC sounds like a full grown country boy...nothin fancy...grease er up and get busy.
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if i make it to TX i will be in the grapvine area or out in San Angelo. but i dont think i will be riding anything. Unless i buffalo some local girl at a bar into believing Im actually a nice guy hr>
Thought we could rent you one of the camels from the Texas Camel Corps to ride the dunes...Maybe get you a cow to ride...have to talk to Ranchers see if we can hook you up!
San Angelo...only 2 hours 15 min away from the sand!
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Closer to 8 hours from DFW...long drive, but worth it!!
RL knows a nice spot for some good riding...You and Scooter come on out, Ripper RL and I will save ya a spot!
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When we going riding Dragin? You up for a family trip with me and Ripper? Maybe Duneaholic if I can convince him.
I'll have to make sure my sailor suit is at the cleaners...but I can behave for the family trip.
Sweetie has lots of mechanical foreplay before we can go.
I have to get settled in from the move toooooooooooooo.
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When describing the DD...typical male response..."uh, buuh buuu".
One word description used...Bodacious.
Never a 10,000 word essay! BR>
Ripper RL...you guys have other than sand rides?
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Morning Dune.
I think the problem I'd have is tires. Still got the titans, and those are no good in the sand. At least in dry creek bottoms. Have dug holes just trying to turn around.
If all goes well, I may still be able to sneak a bore kit past the wife. BR>
So, does this mean no pictures? BR>
You've got kids, surely you know how to make the plaster cast. hr>
I should add...I have NEVER bore a child...have a bore kit on a couple of quads thou!
I would have to become a supporting member for any MORE pics!
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RL would it be safe to say that they ride almost everything at the Sandhills?
I've ridden a Trail Boss 250 without paddles...
Ride the Scrambler 4x4's ok out there.
Just have to pick a trail suited for what you can pull.
oh, and good morning guys!
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I should add, I haven't either and as far as I'm concerned....I didn't miss out on ANYTHING! hr>
This may sound a little cold...I haven't missed anything either!!
Claim in case of pregnancy...I will swear "I don't know who the momma is!"
I will make a terrific GRANDMA!!
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Morning Webopper!! BR>Good to see you in CHATTER!
Just to clarify...I was BORN a woman too...all working parts (well, I guess they are working parts?!)
My dad gave me a quarter when I became a young woman. Told me to keep it with me always.
"Sit down and place the quarter on one knee. Now cross your leg over the quarter and squeeze tight!
This is the birth control you need. If it becomes a situation you need help with...take the quarter, place in the nearest phone and call me...I'll be there to get you!"
With the quarter and birth control pills IT really WORKS!!
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RL your Honda would make a good trail moochine...you don't have some all terrain tires?
The river bottom is very different from the sand...
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Screaming could be a good thing...keep away the coyotes...If we get soooooo drunk we forget where we left him tied up.
How about the Spider Trac or Realtor or Trailbreaker Tires.
We have the Realtors on a Polaris 500 and a QuadZilla. A really HEAVY tire...turn it backwards for sand.
I love the Skate II on my 250R...plenty of hook up and cornering. I fought putting paddles on it...because of the occasional lease road. So glad I did put the paddles on it!! I'm going to the top of the steep side baby!
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I think paddles are for drag races and people that can't ride....
ewww...thems fightin words
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I think paddles are for drag races and people that can't ride....
ewww...thems fightin wordshr>
Haulers for racing!
Instead of Turf Tamers, Scooter...how about the ITP Holeshot? or the Nanking N606 or GBC Shreadder??
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If the rubber fits! hr>
Make that latex rubber and we will talk, Sugar BR>
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OFC riding gear...duct tape, lard and chinese finger cuffs...
Sampson it IS INTRIGUING !
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If the rubber fits! hr>
Make that latex rubber and we will talk, Sugar hr>
What did i tell you at the end of january SAMSON!!!!
He knows we are REALLY HARMLESS!
Ripper and I would tear up any woman who would stain our treasured Sampson!
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If the rubber fits! hr>
Make that latex rubber and we will talk, Sugar hr>
What did i tell you at the end of january SAMSON!!!!
That you wanted to hook up at that road side park....I already said NO! BR>
LOL! What? hr>
roflmao
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TEXASRAPTOR we really try to stay on subject...we just can't help ourself.
Sill trying to stay on top of the Sandhills situation as it developes, make riding plans, discuss relevant topics...
BUT NOOOOOOOOO...got to act like heatherns...
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Rawhides work pretty good and still give a fairly smooth ride.
Looks a bit like the Cheng Shin JACKAL.
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OMG I forgot to tell yall...I was having a dream last night...I had office supplies in my hands...scissor, staplers, books, papers and calculator stuff. I'm in a FIGHT. I finally set down all the stuff and really throw a good punch!!!
It passed the person I was hitting...and then CONNECT! There is a yell from hell...It is my sweetie!!!! OMG I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!! BR>Oh, honey...I'm sooooooooooo sorry! No really baby...I was dreaming...I'm so sorry
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you haven't been to texas yet have you??
j/k we won't leave any marks-- just maybe a little sticky from the tape
I think i will just stick to the DFW area City girls are easy to manage. you remote girls are mean hr>
MANAGE...yes, there would be a problem!BR>
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Oh well, if they didn't allow heathens in a church it would be empty. hr>
AMEN brotha!
Would be the only Church you would find me in!!
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MANAGE...yes, there would be a problem!hr>
Im OFC i put you to sleep one time and i own you img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">Thats how it is hr>
That's his story and he is sticking with it!!
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Have a good one TX. BR>
I'll be changing that every morning when I get on. Usually something I got stuck in my head. Why suffer alone?
Mommas got a squeeze box...Daddy doesn't sleep at night.
Have a Great Weekend all!
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Anyone know how to get peanut butter stains out of a lion suit? hr>
LOL at you guys and gal...sorry I've been busy Ripper...
It will take both of us to get OFC in those zip ties and show him
how a REAL man relates to a REAL WOMAN in TEXAS!
Uncle Scooter and RL understand already!
You LICK THE PEANUT BUTTER OFF THE SUIT in the same manner
a cat would groom!
Of course Sampson is the one with the furrie tendencies....
Make sure you get plenty of the PB behind your ears and down your neck Ripper!!
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Since nobody asked, it is smooth peanut butter isn't it. I mean, nobody has mentioned nuts. hr>
It would be easier to hack up the furball with extra chunky!
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Afternoon all!
Boy oh boy this moving mess has my butt DRAGIN.
Getting some of my toys hooked up...my fax and hands free phone hooked up.
Ripper...thought you were gonna call??
All the utilities have turn off notifications...throwing out stuff...putting stuff where it is handy.
Soon have to get back to making some serious money...WORK!
Sometimes I miss the steady paycheck...but with this move thing I would have been so fired!
Sometimes it IS BETTER to work for yourself.
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you are bad! Best way is wrapped in bacon shoved full of cream cheese-- that is definately a fav of mine camping at the dunes
Have to make at least 3 dozen when we make those. They are good. hr>
I can eat 8 to 10 of them easy!!!
My fav... STUFFED JALAPENOS!
The pickled ones are the BURNERS!
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Ive been a bad boy. would one of you ladies please discipline me, My belt is on the table right over there.. be gentle.
Discipline...hum...think 300 push ups and laps are in order here!
Drop and give me 300...wait...I'll have to position myself first! ..let's start with the LAPS!
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you'll make more than 2 with Ripper swinging the bealt!
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Thought I'd jump in and take a few whacks for you, OFC. hr>
Ripper were gonna need a feather duster tooooo! BR>Sampson is taking a few for mens team!!
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My favorite vibe is disguised as a LT250...not very compact...but a powerful tool.
No batteries required.
To bad spring break plans are off to go riding!
Anybody going to the sandhills or to KSI riding for Spring Break?
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Bet he tells them it's 8" instead of 4", too.
Hell I'm surprised nobody has lost one! hr>
Umm samson those are for exterior use. not a penitrating tool hr>
For EXTERIOR USE....NOTHING BEATS THIS ONE
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The Oster will make your teeth chatter!
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But sometimes this ONE is needed first.hr>
LOL at J4K!!! you have a point for sure!
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The Oster will make your teeth chatter! hr>
Why stop there i have a Vibratory Consolidating tool for pouring concrete walls in the shop. I aint conviced a girl to try it yet but that baby will make your teeth chatter standing on the forms.. Then there is the HOpak and thats an attachment ofr the big exavator hr>
Sounds like a good way to chip a gals teeth!!BR>
I know...I just opened up Pandoras box with this comment!
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5.5HP of vibratory pleasure
Flexible shaft is a definite selling point!
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Bet he tells them it's 8" instead of 4", too.
Hell I'm surprised nobody has lost one! hr>
I have a 2 friends whos wive's are Xray techs. You'd be surprised at what gets lost...and where!hr>
Like gerbils??
Paramedics have some strange stories...The woman who called 911 because she was afraid she would get dog bit.
You can guess why the dog was not letting her move when they arrived!!!
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Only toy I want is alive and breathing.
RL, wanna be a boy toy? Ripper and I will share with the wife and kids!
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So I see it was quite busy in here yesterday.
After reading all the posts, I just feel dirty. People showing pictures of their tools. BR>
Think I need to take a shower. Ripper, Dragin, I've got a spot I can't reach if you'd like to help out. hr>
Morning Scooter!
Well the tool box is getting full...need a feather duster, a bealt, and a loofa sponge...silk tie, zip ties and handcuffs...Warming K-Y, Lard and Soap.
Geeze talk about high maintance men! BR>
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Is the wind supposed to die down this weekend? I sure would lke to go riding.
It is nasty this morning! Last night it blew stuff all over the place. Have a few minor repairs to do today
as a result of the 45 mph gusts at 10:00pm and sustained wind of 30mph overnight.
Scooter, what is the best way to turn a mans stomach?
BREAST ON HIS BACK
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You always get those funky dune formations after a wind like this too. Almost dangerous out there. Wasn't too long ago I was out there and everything was pointed at the top with razor backs everywhere.
The NW wind should make it very interesting!
I'm really ready to play! So much to do right now however. Work, work, Work!
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Geeze...now I'm really wanting to go!
To hex with work!
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Is it going to be a calm weekend CD...or is there a storm blowing in? I just never trust the weatherman...we were supposed to be on the sand starting today...would be tough to set up camp in this wind. Glad we were not out there last night ROCKIN AND ROLLIN. Still do not have all the loose trash picked up and repairs done.
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Geeze...now I'm really wanting to go!
To hex with work!
Hand hubby a wrench and say get after it! hr>
He had the cutting torch in his hand yesterday...
Will have to see if he is in fix it or trash it mood.
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Abundance of wind today and 2morrow...Sat does not look to bad.
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Watch it RL-- you're walking that fine line again -- would hate to whoop up on you 2 days in a row hr>
Is this how RL got an injury?? BR>
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Starting to get thirsty. Should I have beer, beer or beer?
RL you should start with that...then drink a beer!
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Ripper you just made the #250 post !
A milestone....Congrats!
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77 is still my favorite number!!
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77 is still my favorite number!!
Yeah- you definately set the pace for this chatter box room with the opening joke BR>
which no doubt is the reason I am still here hahaha
roflmao....img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>
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Ripper you just made the #250 post !
A milestone....Congrats!
and all I'm worried about is getting to page 69 and stopping...hahaha
thank ya hr>
So all these pages are the courtship...pages 69-77 foreplay...and then we REALLY have a topic!
Gee...we have made Sampson cry BR>Don't cry RL...Ripper will kiss your bobo and make it all better.
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In all reality EVERYONE should come out. It will be a blast. Everyone save your 7 bucks and use that money to chip in and buy some beer. Then you can come ride on our section for free (minus the beer). It will be hoot. Lots of people. And dunedragin, no worries about the wind. You can stay in my motorhome and I'll keep you warm.
Thanks CD! The motorhome is the best answer for this kind of wind! We could park side by side...
I still have the beer from T-giving trip to the sandhills in the fridge...wonder if it is any good??
Old Bud anyone BR>
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a truck and couple of ugly ars quads.hr>
CD...one of us will have to find a bunk for RL.
I have 2 spots avail for him to bunk in...room to sleep 4 more.
Ripper might let you take the little ones spot this trip out too.
MrRipper and DuneSweetie might have something to say about this plan though.
I know DuneSweetie did put up a lone buck with us...but heck ALL of us used to be housemates too.
yea...DuneSweetie would duct tape RL where he looked like a mummy. "Sleep tight" would take on a
whole new meaning.
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Oh boy...Uncle Scooter is gonna be mad when he gets here later!
Afternoon OFC!
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Happy Hour in Chatter!
Pass out the old bud!
I have not poured it out (I don't drink bud) I think that is alcohol abuse.
Easy with the BBQ's at the dunes...FIRE WATCH!
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I have not poured it out (I don't drink bud) I think that is alcohol abuse.
Noe THOSE are fighting words. Bud's my favorite domestic beer. hr>
Bartender.....I'll have a Coors Light and Wild Turkey!! BR>
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If she'd remove her lips from my wallet, it would help.
Is that why men say suck don't BLOW?
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What is Walton's daughters Screen name? Ranchersgirl?
Yes...but we have not seen her here in the heathern forum.
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Why do I get the feeling I will be the one getting corrupted? hr>
Come along at your own pace RL...let us hit 3rd gear and you can stay on the grown up ride toooo!
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Here we go, cats and dogs, sleeping together, mass hysteria.
Throwing out beer???!!!!
I've got a good mind to spank Dragin for just thinkin' that.
Ok, I've got a dirty mind, and the spanking thing was already in it. But that's not the point I'm trying to make here.
Ok everybody...Uncle Scooter is here...back in 2nd gear!!
I'm all in for the spanking (open handed)...BUT...I did NOT pour out the beer that is only 4 months old!
Two years in the fridg is my limit!
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Ripper....sorry I'm the first one ...69!!!
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Ok everybody...Uncle Scooter is here...back in 2nd gear!!
Scooter and OFC...feel the rpm's building RL?...ready for 3rd gear big boy?!
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Ok everybody...Uncle Scooter is here...back in 2nd gear!!
Scooter and OFC...feel the rpm's building RL?...ready for 3rd gear big boy?!
Better make sure it's properly lubricated. Wouldn't want to have any premature failures. hr>
Chain is TIGHT and well lubed...I know I can hit 3rd without the clutch! something about the way the rpm's makes it quiver!
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Well, I know all about speed. hr>
And I'm used to 2 strokes
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Well, I know all about speed. hr>
And I'm used to 2 strokes hr>
But you get a bigger pipe with a two stroke.
BR>
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Well, I know all about speed. hr>
And I'm used to 2 strokes hr>
But you get a bigger pipe with a two stroke.
that explains why we like them Dragin!!
Bore it out 1 over BR>
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Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
Good question. Know any we can ask? hr>
Mark my vote down as big pipe, 2 stroke!!
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Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
Good question. Know any we can ask? hr>
Matter of fact.... I don't hr>
I'm soooooooooooo ignoring that...It could be taken personally...
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Well, I know all about speed. hr>
And I'm used to 2 strokes hr>
But you get a bigger pipe with a two stroke.
that explains why we like them Dragin!!
Bore it out 1 over hr>
Don't forget to lengthen the stroke as well. hr>
Retard the timing a wee bit.
Scooter is it unlawful to ride the retarded?? Something like abuse of the elderly?
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Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
Good question. Know any we can ask? hr>
Matter of fact.... I don't hr>
I'm soooooooooooo ignoring that...It could be taken personally...
LMAO so you gonna come out and try and tell me you exemplify lady like behaviors hr>
I never claimed to be proper, well mannered, or an example to follow in Any of my behaviors.
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Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
Good question. Know any we can ask? hr>
Matter of fact.... I don't hr>
I'm soooooooooooo ignoring that...It could be taken personally...
LMAO so you gonna come out and try and tell me you exemplify lady like behaviors hr>
roflmao....NO! But I have been told I'm a GOOD SPORT! BR>
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Anyone want to introduce her to Willie?
I think i heard willy got his girlfriend pregnant hr>
NO!! NO!! Do not introduce me to Willie!
I'm waiting for GRANDmother status!
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I never claimed to be proper, well mannered, or an example to follow in Any of my behaviors. hr>
Well i would say your an example to be follered But definatly not ladylike img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
This from a guy who thinks "Girls Gone Wild" is an Etiqutte training video for debutants!
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RL did you go in there and ask for one of the 10' foot flags??????????
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RL everybody got a helmet?
The one on your warrior of love DOES NOT COUNT!
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I'm ordering my Helmet online.
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RL everybody got a helmet?
The one on your warrior of love DOES NOT COUNT!
Me and my kid always wear helmets.
Oops...that had my name on it! hr>
Yeah mr animinity... be careful with what you post hr>
oh and you look soooooo HOT in that pic! BR>
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Well...we know YOU didn't see anything. hr>
I'm picturing 3 monkeys...See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil.
AND then there is DO NO EVIL...RL covering his winkie. BR>
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AND then there is DO NO EVIL...RL covering his winkie. hr>
Maybe you should cover it. I don't trust myself.
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I'm ordering my Helmet online.
So you're horny when you wear a helmet. hr>
I really like the built in sand goggles...you know with the mask on...No one would know it is me! BR>Like Zoro...I can draw DD in the sand and ride off into the sunset!
Do you think the Dragon on it might give away my true identity?
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I'm thinking with the proper custom fit liner...it would be much safer than a riding helmet since it is made of steel!
If I'm going to break my frickin neck wearing a helmet...should do it in style!
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Couldn't think of anything less than "downright tacky" so I kept my mouth shut. hr>
Tacky?! Flava Flave wears one! The brotha has CLASS!
Maybe I should get gold front teeth toooo! BR>
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Couldn't think of anything less than "downright tacky" so I kept my mouth shut. hr>
Tacky?! Flava Flave wears one! The brotha has CLASS!
Maybe I should get gold front teeth toooo! hr>
THAT is class alright! hr>
THATS WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT! STYLING!
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I can already write Scooter in the sand. Just need a few beers to load the pen. hr>
You meant pencil? hr>
But would you look at the size of that point!
I guess Dragin and Ripper ain't got pencils. Does that make them pointless?
WHEW!! you boys are SHARP tonight!
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Night Scooter...sleep tight!
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Night RL! Sweet dreams.
I'm gonna watch prime time!
The mortician is harvesting body parts...eww
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Morning Scooter, Ripper, RL and OFC!
Hope you all had a good nights rest and are ready for the weekend!
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Morning.
The weekend is looking extremely good right now. Looking at a toy hauler this afternoon. hr>
New toys...best way to start of a good weekend.
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We were leaning toward doing the toy hauler thing...but I think we've talked ourselves out of it...my hubby is more partial to his dang enclosed trailer than he is to me!
If you haul more than 2 quads the toy hauler will not cut it,
And it does not look like it would launch the jet skis very well either! lol
Might be great for mountain or bmx bikes.
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I'll have my own self contained dog house in the driveway.hr>
Thats the best part about it. .. Put your computer in the toyhaauler and your good to go
Laptop with the wireless connection from the house. BR>
I can check all your emails in a safe enviroment then.
Stock the fridge with beer, have pork rinds, peanuts, and cheetos for snacks...some reading material in the
bathroom...you can hide for days on end!! Know the wife wouldn't mind getting you outa her hair, OFTEN! BR>
I support bigger shops and better dog houses for All men!
More quality time for the little lady to do her thang~
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Can't do Cheetos. Don't want body parts turning orange on me. hr>
I guess Scooters Avatar is NOT Chester Cheetah.
4 animals every woman needs:
Mink on her back.
Jaguar in the garage.
Tiger in the bedroom.
and a jackass to pay for it all.
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Don't know that she did any of it on purpose but Dad's just not ready for that yet. hr>
Morning RL...Guess we will be hearing "Dad's just not ready for that yet" several more times in her life...when she starts to date, starts to drive, leaves home...
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Something about being from Texas and having something with Oklahoma on it just don't seem right.
Morning Scooter.
Texans know your not a REAL OAKIE unless you have a matress tied to the top!
A RICH OAKIE has the matress and box springs tied to the top! BR>
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Don't know that she did any of it on purpose but Dad's just not ready for that yet. hr>
Morning RL...Guess we will be hearing "Dad's just not ready for that yet" several more times in her life...when she starts to date, starts to drive, leaves home...
Thanks for the depression. hr>
You should not get depressed...you should be excited! Hold on it is gonna be a wild ride!
She will need a cheerleader...
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What a dad!
Be her solid place...but don't be an anchor.
You had a shout out RL from Duneaholic in the Kermit help thread...just in case you did not see.
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I can just see someone spending at least 16 Sundays a year, sitting in front of tv, with a Cowboys cheerleader outfit on. You know Samson, the real cheerleaders wear underwear with theirs. hr>
roflmao.
maybe RL wants to be the band major too! Pompoms and a baton!
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Morning Ripper!
Paintball---Sore Thighs...WTF...That is her story and she is sticking with it.
Bet she wore HER chearleader outfit without bloomers on! BR>
RL see you found the other thread....Thought Ripper and I were joking about the tool box huh!!!
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Hey man, thank you for being a boy scout and coming prepared! Zip ties and duct tape are now on my list of essential items to take with me.
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Don't forget some good wire too!
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Don't forget some good wire too!
Zip ties do not work on the exhaust.
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You have to remember old timers such as myself are used to doing as we please (like riding around drunk shooting every varmit that moves) and don't take well to change.
But we'll adapt. hr>
LOL...shooting varmits??
Heck we get drunk...chase them down on foot and strangle them...
Of course, you must have BAIT...So...the first one to pass out drunk in the lawn chair gets duct taped to the chair and we tie a pork chop round their neck.
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You have to remember old timers such as myself are used to doing as we please (like riding around drunk shooting every varmit that moves) and don't take well to change.
But we'll adapt. hr>
LOL...shooting varmits??
Heck we get drunk...chase them down on foot and strangle them...
Of course, you must have BAIT...So...the first one to pass out drunk in the lawn chair gets duct taped to the chair and we tie a pork chop round their neck.
OK, varmiNts. You know rabbits, lizards, birds...tried to chase down a coyote one time. Riding double with the guy on back firing away. STUPID!!!!! But fun. BR>
Mmmm....I made pork chops yesterday. And I have a few left over if anybody wants to get drunk???? hr>
Heck, I have the DUCK tape (keep it in the tool box) and an 2 extra lawn chairs...grab them Chops RL...I'll have a beer...Scooter...wanna a beer (or 18 to 20?), Ripper...beer?? BR>~click, pop~ "here ya go Sampson"...~click, pop~ "ahhhhh cold one!"
~click, pop~ ~click, pop~ "here ya go Scooter, Ripper!"
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blip blip..."ah visine sure makes my eyes feel better".
Where is OFC?? ~click, pop, blip, blip~ "Cold One Cowboy?"
See OFC has a new bar maid in the zone huh?!
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Kermit Commissionershad a meeting this morning.
It has been tooooooo quiet for tooooooooo long huh?
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BR>
Anybody want to get together and buy some sand?
Oh hell bud...let's go get a Dixie cup full..stick a blade of wild grass in it...drop a dime down in its place...Call ourself Sampson INC...and proclaim "I own sand!"...put a hotwheels on it and claim to have parking/camping rights too!
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Morning gents!
Better take the fools advise and hold on...cause one day they are here and the next they are gone.
In a New York Minute...everything can change.
I know there is somebody somewhere that can make these dark clouds disappear...
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We may loose and we may win...but we will never be here again.
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We may loose and we may win...but we will never be here again.
Take it easy, huh? BR>
I love the Eagles.
Both quotes from the Eagles...thought it would be a nice way to start the morning!!
Let me see...now where is Sabboth, Bloody Sabboth...
Morning Ripper...you & I both need to GET TO WORK!!
bet we can work in some "spin" time though? tff BR>
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Morning everyone.
Should we be looking for her dancing at the lounge later? hr>
Think of Tina Turner...PRIVATE DANCER!!
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Morning everyone.
Should we be looking for her dancing at the lounge later? hr>
Think of Tina Turner...PRIVATE DANCER!!
5 bucks, same as in town? hr>
ya...in Dallas...Just call me Anna....HALF OF EVERYTHING!! BR>
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That Whiskey Drinking woman...she's making a poor man outa me!
Working my way up to Bloody Sabboth...start with a little hair of the Dog...Now, your Messin with a @##$@%$
Now I'm dancing!
Wihiskey Drinking woman...she's making a poor man outa me....Got to get myself together...start workin something out
I love that woman...she is the best one that I've had...
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I don't imagine they are going to find anyone sympathetic to their "cause" but maybe RL will let them borrow his warming stuff - might make it a little less painful hr>
Used warming stuff? BR>
So you guys were just waiting for me to buy a trailer before it got closed down. hr>
Better get that hauler hitched up 2morrow...and HEAD THIS WAY...Pronto! BR>
~When you with a woman you gotta act like a man...~ slinging waist long hair, rocking out~
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Ballad......"our Time is gonna come"
oh how very Apropos
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I have the urge to stand up holding my lighter.
Watch out for the ballads, I may have to dig out the parachute pants and go 80's on you. hr>
As long as you don't break out the MC Hammer Pants!!
Those will make the boys hang low
Nazareth...Hair of the Dog...Please don't Judas me!
Again ...how very apropos!
anyone with the talent to remake it?...Please don't Jimmy me!
BR>
~~ filling up the ZIPPO~~
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RL...the current song selection:
1975
Nazareth
Please Don't Judas Me
Treat me as you like to be treated
Please don&39;t blacklist me
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No, no don&39;t judas me
No, please don&39;t judas me
Make no lies to me
I can see the way the wind blows
Don&39;t deface me, annihilate me
Please don&39;t judas me.
Please don&39;t number me
Don&39;t betray my trusted promise
Please don&39;t anger me
I find it hard to bear no fairness
Don&39;t frustrate me, manipulate me
Please don&39;t judas me
No no don&39;t judas me
No, please don&39;t judas me
Listen carefully...do you hear in the distance....
Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong...
Rolling Thunder...White lighting flashing across the sky...
Hells Bells are ringing
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Still better than, Don't worry, be happy.
Or her name was lola...she was a showgirl
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Ok..there is STILL one worse ~whips out a Ukalele~
Tip toe thru the Tulips...thru the medow and then...just TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS with meeeeeee
Tiny Tim
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Still better than, Don't worry, be happy.
Or her name was lola...she was a showgirl
RL...you to young for Barry Manalow
I know you did not see Tiny Tim perform live!
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So say you won the lotto-- what would be the first thing you bought to play in the sand with?
Not sure. I haven't been to Hugh Hefner's to pick her out yet.
Gee...Is Ripper wearing BUNNY EARS? BR>
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doing the best to get my elvis impersonation right
thank ya...thank ya very much BR>
Hubby was checking out a dunebuggy website last night- watching the vids-- dreaming that lotto winning dream-- just wondered what everyone else might splurge on. OK- it doesn't have to be a sand toy!
Well then...YACHT!
motor home for sale...LOL
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Wanted CABIN BOY. Speedo baithing suit required.
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doing the best to get my elvis impersonation right
thank ya...thank ya very much BR>
Hubby was checking out a dunebuggy website last night- watching the vids-- dreaming that lotto winning dream-- just wondered what everyone else might splurge on. OK- it doesn't have to be a sand toy!
Well then...YACHT!
motor home for sale...LOL
HAHA-- I heard chipndale dancers in town too-- think you should grab a few of those for ship mates...besides- you're going to need someone to do all the "dirty" work
mix drinks- swab the deck ya know hr>
Shiver me timbers Mate! BR>
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Well, you know, being in the military I bet i can swab TILE better than anyone. You really can't swab carpet too well.
Navy?
hummmmm...experience at sea would be a plus!!
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RL...you to young for Barry Manalow
I know you did not see Tiny Tim perform live!
I even remember seeing him get married. hr>
Disturbing, huh! BR>
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~ring ring~
Hello, Carver Yachts? ... yes this is DD. There has been a change of Decor on my custom order. Please install TILE floors thru out!!
Can we get the kitchen counter tiled also? We are going to need a big Kitchen and BAR!
Also need to make that jacuzzi a 12 person tub.
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Negative ma'm. Marine Corps OORAH!!!!! I would never be able to live with myself if i came home from boot camp and told my dad i was a seaman.
ROFLMFAO...Dad says, "Son, you STARTED LIFE as seaman!"
Forgive...CD...I knew better!
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Negative ma'm. Marine Corps OORAH!!!!! I would never be able to live with myself if i came home from boot camp and told my dad i was a seaman.
hehe
but we all start out as "seaman" there isn't a thang wrong with it hr>
OMG RIPPER!!!!! Great minds!!
you owe me a beer!
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Steven Tyler could sing me to sleep while eating crackers in my bed!!
~clicking open Zippo~
AEROSMITH FOREVER.
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And if you want JUST your mouth to water im a hell of a cook. My rates are pretty cheap. Please send a picture of yourself for the price. Discounts for jobs on yachts.
LOL...How about I send a picture of the yacht??BR>
Tune into newswest 9 morning news...maybe a repeat of 6:00 news on park area?
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Morning Ripper, Scooter!! BR>Great Day to be Alive HUH!
Gee Scooter, Hate to hear you not feeling well. Hope you feel much better very soon...like the instant the toy hauler latches on the ball! Don't strain and mess your pants. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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I spent Saturday thru yesterday at Kermit sandhills with some friends, and met Danny and Tasha. They are great people and everyone had a good time. We didnt want to leave. We cant wait to go back.
Jay took a real spring BREAK and got sand in his shorts! Nice!
It was not your first time out there right? Did you get enough wind?
I bet you still have sand in your ears!! lol Just to much fun!
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You're lucky if that's the only crevice you collect sand in. hr>
Oh man Sampson looks like you took a 660Right Hook to the eye...inflamed by a grain of sand in the wrong crevice!?
you might think of that mighty mouse avator as an option when the swelling goes down...
cause we know your motto is "Here I am to save the day!"
anyone can have a bad day...
your still top 10 in our books!
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Morning Gents!
Sampson!
Scooter!
Morning Q4G. Wow, we have company! Get out the good china!
Sampson give me that jelly glass for he sez it! BR>Q4G hope you will send us a baby announcement! Good luck & Prayers!
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Scooter...Looking out the window???
You didn't sleep in it last night?
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sampson you look like your healthy self again this morning!!
The swelling has gone down (in your eye)
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Ripper...its time to get up, its time to get up, its time to get up in the morning.
Chip and Dale dancers? Where?
Friend suggested a ticket for late bday gift...funny the offer of a pkg of bills were not included BR>Been there done that...but if you have not...you may need a chaperone BR>
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Isn't it Chippendale's ? I was thinking about that the other day...my favorite cartoon pals came out subconsciously when I was thinking of half nakie males wearing thongs disguised as animals..haha
When is it?? I only heard it advertise one time- A chaperone??? I'm really timid... hr>
Well at least Chip and Dale have some body hair...which is more than can be said for the dancers!! BR>They look like punks, not real men. I'm all for trimming the hedges...but there is a fine line on overdoing it!
I have not seen any advertisement...
Last time, I watched...enjoyed the show...$40 in singles in my hand the whole time.
Then a slightly timid guy came out (looked like a deer in the headlights, musta been 1st time)...had a patch of chest hair and was such a HONEY! I swooned. He got my singles...I bought a pic of him...I had my picture taken with the dancers at the end of the show...The super studs gathered around..."Wait!" "I want the Honey in the picture!" (thinking...you punks can sit it out) It stunned the super studs...but the Honey smiled this BASHFUL smile that would melt an iceberg! Oh so yummy!
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I MUST SET SOMETHING STRAIGHT~
TO ALL READERS OF KERMIT CHATTER FORUM...I AM HUMAN. I MAKE MISTAKES. THIS WHOLE FORUM IS BASED ON A FALSE PREMISE.
THE PUNCH LINE TO THE KERMIT PIGGIE JOKE IS:
She gets a frog in her throat when she gets to 69!
MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES TO THOSE AFFECTED! Thank you, DuneDragin
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Public Notice to those who may want to put in a parking lot or make road repairs
Thursday Issue of Classified Paper...an ad for CALACHIE...$5.00 a TON.
And another ad with all your site construction needs!
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Sampson is already at Trail Blazer Status!! BR>Later...I have to make some $ingle$.
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LOL! Said it before, I'll say it again.....never understood how a woman could find some hairy ar$ dude attractive.
But Sampson...this is TX...I might be a bit more cowgirl than I thought.
"If it has hair on it, I can ride it!"
byeeeeee
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Sampson is already at Trail Blazer Status!! BR>Later...I have to make some $ingle$. hr>
I'm not overly hairy, so you can just send them my way. BR>
Now, if I just had the hair where it was supposed to be. hr>
Scooter
Ear hair=reins!! BR>
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Ripper
Show in WEST OD.
Have a male "brother" out there...think C would be Ok with a sleep over if we get to toasted to drive?
I know it is a long drive from Lubbock drunk...think any other women would want to go?
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Now we have to MWQ in here and ask him about moderators hair. hr>
Scooter is QUADlingual:
english
spanish
binary
hexidecimal
gee, I'm hetrolingual and feeling left out BR>
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That was FB and OFC. I gotta talk in words. hr>
Scooter...you BI?
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But I do know Latin and some German. Does that count?
OOPS...should have waited for you to post. sorry BR>
Let's change that to Buy...not above paying for it!
Oh my...all the cursor quiver...
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And sadly, I'm told most times, bye. hr>
Guess if the girls go to the show...we will be buysexual too BR>
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An old-fashioned guy...as attractive as bashful BR>
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Ripper
Got the address! Same place Willie played.
Tickets sell for 32.00 and 21.00 till 9:00 2night.
$35 and $25 at the door.
Not sure about booze...yet...no one answering the phone.
doors open 6:00 FRIDAY 06/17.
At the risk of sounding cheep...I think I would rather have something CHROME (like a Viking helmet!) or LACY!
We could go to Riley's...then Victoria's Secret...and still come home to our men drunk and horny! BR>
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Man Hair- its good in moderation
You ever see those wolf boys from Mexico? One of them had a baby not too long ago. Showed a couple of the women in their family. Woof, woof. Shoulda been named after Lassie. It was scary.
Seen some that didn't have the hair that went into that category. hr>
statistically speaking, that was probably the consensus before the consumption of alcohol! Surely you've taken one for the team at some point or other Scooter haha
And the price keeps rising. lol. =]
Welcome to CHATTER FB!
Your first time?? Oh my! BR>Can you believe how raunchy these guys get!
My lady like sense of modesty has been offended.
NOT
So...now the delema begins...rat us out or tuck? BR>really...glad to see you here!
Hang tight...working on getting video and picture$!!
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LOL! There isn't enough beer in the world.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and at 10 i woke up with a 2.
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few.
Coyote ugly= Wake up with you arm around her neck...you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
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LOL! There isn't enough beer in the world.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and at 10 i woke up with a 2.
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few.
Coyote ugly= Wake up with you arm around her neck...you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
Nah, I'd just do her again then not admit it.
see how you ALTER BOYS are...give her the full 8...4"x2 BR>
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Ripper
Got the address! Same place Willie played.
Tickets sell for 32.00 and 21.00 till 9:00 2night.
$35 and $25 at the door.
Not sure about booze...yet...no one answering the phone.
doors open 6:00 FRIDAY 06/17.
At the risk of sounding cheep...I think I would rather have something CHROME (like a Viking helmet!) or LACY!
We could go to Riley's...then Victoria's Secret...and still come home to our men drunk and horny! hr>
For that price I would have rather seen Willie-- maybe he would've shared the good stuff..lol
I think we would have a better time if we combined our $, get some booze and begged some poor men souls to shake it like a salt shaker for us-- I bet I could find a crown royal bag they could use to cover their "jewels"-- I want control of the gold string though hr>
I'm soooo liking this plan!!! BR>Hair, bashful, JEWELS...sounds like IMPERIAL to me!
Please Scooter bring the new toy hauler out to meet Sampson and ride!! Pretty Phuleeeeese!!
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we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
~~~~~~biting tongue HARD~~~~~~~BR>
Ripper HGTV has extreme YACHT show tonight...we are still $hopping for the ultimate toy right?
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we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
~~~~~~biting tongue HARD~~~~~~~BR>
Ripper HGTV has extreme YACHT show tonight...we are still $hopping for the ultimate toy right?
hell yeah- I anticipate winning the lottery this weekend hr>
hum..don't do lottery...need a plan...
WANTED: DECKHANDS, COOK, FIRSTMATE, CAPTIAN, CABIN BOYS, DISHWASHER, BUNK MATES, BUTLERS, BARTENDER, ENTERTAINERS for work on exclusive cruise YACHT. All applications will be given immediate attention!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
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I just depressed myself BR>
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
BR>
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Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up BR>
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
You said it, not me!
SMACK!!!
oh gee....sooooo soooooory Sampson...I flinched!
the eye swelling has gone down...here darlin...let me get you some ice and a steak.
oh poooooor baby~~~~slap a t-bone on his eye~~~~~~
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I'm sorry sampson...really I am...and so self-centered!!
I didn't even ask if you wanted sauce with that steak!
~~~A-1~~~
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I hope you guys can just read between the lines hr>
And which lines should I focus my attention on?
that's entirely up to you...but I suggest stearing clear of OFC haha
No lines here chica.. Nothin but Man curves
Most of those curves located at the top of his pointy head!
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gurrrrrrrrr rattsum fratsum parts winkin blinkin nuts
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hey! hold it down in here!!!
I'm trying to focus!
~~~bothus?~~~navaho~~~no a dallas ho and my friend is a ftworth ho~~~~
gurrrrrrrr
my email clicks with every post
~~hole digger~~it notes~~er~~pink floyd dark side of the moon~~~
Hey!!! I said hold it down!!
OMG I'M FREAKING OUT...have to have a POST HO FIX!!
gurrrrrrr
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hey! hold it down in here!!!
I'm trying to focus!
~~~bothus?~~~navaho~~~no a dallas ho and my friend is a ftworth ho~~~~
gurrrrrrrr
my email clicks with every post
~~hole digger~~it notes~~er~~pink floyd dark side of the moon~~~
Hey!!! I said hold it down!!
OMG I'M FREAKING OUT...have to have a POST HO FIX!!
gurrrrrrr
V tbg n ovt by cbfg gung jvyy fngvfsl lbhe arrq sbe n svk. Ubj jbhyq lbh yvxr vg? Sebag Qbbe be onpx qbbe? V'yy orng hc bar naq oernxqbja gur bgure
Wow...looks like a nasty sprain on your tongue OFC...get hurt over the weekend??BR>
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Wow...looks like a nasty sprain on your tongue OFC...get hurt over the weekend??hr>
Nyy v qvq nyy jrrxraq jnf Shpx gur fuvg evtug bhggn guvf fyhg gung jnf cnlva zr tbbq pnfu gb shpx ure.
~~flips post over~~~flips post upside down~~~
Hey where are the english instructions?
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~~ring ring~~
Yea...Technical Support...There are no english instructions...yea...yea...RMA #...OK
Thanks...I'll do that!
~~Packing Tape~ripppppp~~
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~~~ring ring~~~
hello Techinical Support...My emotion symbols are not working...yea a smiling nod...umhuh...yea...moderators...right...ok...so I make a fist, and extend the the middle finger?...yea...sure...Thanks again.
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I got some ideas of what you can do with that middle finger... HEY HEY HEY didnt your momma tell you to keep your hands on yourself hr>
My momma told me to fly that bird with both hands...IN STEREO!
~manually types in~~img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
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~~~ring ring~~~
hey technical support! is that finger retractable?....yea...uh huh...will do!~click~
~~~~~~retract middle finger and Jab~~CONNECT with OFC jaw~~run away squealing like the girl I am~~~~
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Daddy!!!
There is this mean boy...he has been picking on me...I hit him in the jaw like you taught me.
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no sir I didn't
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~~~ring ring~~~
hello Techinical Support...My emotion symbols are not working...yea a smiling nod...umhuh...yea...moderators...right...ok...so I make a fist, and extend the the middle finger?...yea...sure...Thanks again.
Wouldn't you know it...was the SUPERVISING ENGINEER on the Tech Line!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0">
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Two fingers 2 holes you know where to stick em! hr>
~~Sticks 2 fingers in ear orifices~~~ lalalalala
Throw the baby out with the bathwater.
I think we should start interviewing for the onboard entertainers and cabin boys today.
I brought the music
everybody wants some...I want some toooo
everbody wants some
Baby how bout you?
everbody wants some
everbody needs some
YAWLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Excuse me Ripper...I will be holding an interview in the office...
Will you cover the walk in applications?
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HOLD MY CALLS PLEASE!
Afternoon Sampson! Happy ST Patty's day!
caution...green discharge may NOT be a result of green beer.
~~Posts sign:~~
Please have your Social Security Card, Drivers Lisc. and copy of latest STD & HIV test
available at time of interview.
Must be able to speak English. Some overtime and extensive travel required.
It is not the size of the ship that matters...just stay in port till all the passengers get off.
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~~~straighten skirt, brush hair out of face~~~
ah well, Ripper I will be leaving the office now. I want to continue this interview.
Do you mind holding down the fort?
Mrs. Whiggins...Any calls, please forward to my voice mail. I will be out for the weekend.
Sampson, Ripper have a GREAT WEEKEND! Any luck we will get a nice gentle rain...
So far we are avoiding the T-storm warnings.
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Good morning everyone.
It's Monday, wake up and be miserable like the rest of us. BR>
DD, thought of you Sunday morning. Was eating cheeto's waiting for breakfast to cook. hr>
Good Wednesday afternoon Scooter!!! Been thinking of you too.BR>Been thinking of Ripper and Samson (aka RL) as well.BR>Been thinking of others...to quote Samson "you know who you are"... as a very miserable Monday arrived...with 28 infected files...yes, you know who you are you sorry HACKIN dog...may the flesh fester and fall off your body till not one cell is left on your dead bones...may your sorry Hacker bastage nightmares be filled with the vision of eternal hell fire your damned to!
I'm having trust issues too RL.
Ripper did you get rid of your hacker and virus issues yet?
But on a lighter note....Scooter the cheeto power breakfast is RIPPER!
My normal breakfast: bacon, eggs, tater tots and toast!! Served hot and readyOk so doing good to get it by noon...but that is beside the point!
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We've certainly been missing your unique wit. You remember what I told you? hr>
Let me see...was it about you being gifted and scooter, well, scooter less 2" would be a queen? BR>
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Im feelin old.
Another Birthday will do that to you! BR>Happy Birthday today...your 49th?
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XR650...This thread STARTED WITH A JOKE!! BR>The threads with information and discussions re the kermit sandhills were deleted.
However...not to worry...
As per the last information I have...
2 sections of prime Dunes purchased by KSI KSI Website
2 weeks ago Council Members voted to close the county park (lot) by blocking the entrance.
Do not know if it has been done yet. They will be keeping vehicles off the side of the road for parking.
From what I gather...with the existing parking area closed...the landholders plan to put in parking spots on
their land...but...until that time the park will be closed.
Latest info from anyone near the Dunes this weekend??
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Let me see...was it about you being gifted and scooter, well, scooter less 2" would be a queen? hr>
I am assuming we're talking about heels here. BR>
Think I need to drown my sorrows in a bag of.... pretzels. hr>
How many bags do you have Scooter...pass me one...wanna a beer to go with your pretzels?
Bud?
I'll have a CoorsLt.
You know what Coorslt and fooling around in a canoe have in common???
They are both bleepin NEAR WATER.
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Scooter how is the new trailer...can we eat pretzels in there?
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Ya...We want a note from your mommy BR>
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now you see it.....now you don't
It's magic!
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Some where on the planet...hostility will be expressed.
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this thread has turned into a joke, no info. for the serious people that will travel 10+ hours to ride the Kermit Dunes, what's up over there ?
The closure of the county park has begun with the removal of the trash receptacles and the demolition of the picnic tables.
A move that will shut down the underage drinking that goes on at the park. No public access will clear up several pesky problems.
It will also put an end to any camping/parking.
