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Originally posted by: TXduneripperDon't make me elaborate on this subject...lmao
Go ahead. Might as well use icy hot. hr>
well what the heck didn't you guys like about it?
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Besides the fact it made me cry? hr>
damn- did you get it in your eye???
wait- don't answer that
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I'm out on that...you guys are just too sexually adventurous for me BR>
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LOL! KY is adventurous? That's instant undercover fun! BR>
Glad I didn't bring up the beads, whips and handcuffs! j/k! hr>
it is cause its heated BR>
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It is getting kinda warm in here. BR>
Sorry, I can't help being me. hr>
I can't help you with that either!
I'm doing good to just be me....with only one personality...that gemini in me tries to come out every now and then.
still windy outside-- nice day to be at the dunes getting exfoliated for free...almost
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Good afternoon gents~
Its a perfect weekend to curl up with some good movies. I won a free movie rental under the sprite cap this am...taking it as an omen. Anybody have some good movie selections? A oldie but goodie is The Count of Monte Cristo...its been a while since I've seen that. But they never have Xanadu BR>
I wish it would snow
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Any movie with John Wayne. hr>
Only Donavon's Reef....I love that movie....but probably not the kind of John Wayne flick you were talking about.
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hey- it was a good movie
Remember Private Eyes with Tim Conway and Don Knotts?
The movie I do NOT leave home without on a weekend stay at the dunes is Rat Race. I don't care how many times I've seen that show its still funny. I'm rambling now...maybe I better get back to work BR>
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What the heck was my point again? hr>
I bet secretely it has something to do with the warming KY...haha
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I think I saw where they were going to have a show where people were going to change their race to see what it would be like.
I can't wait for The Amazing Race to come back on...that's the one hour a week nobody is allowed to talk to me.
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I agree- its about time to go riding again...last weekend was crappy- I think everyone just vegged and didn't do a thing they should've been doing. I was one of them..rented crappy crap movies and fell asleep during all of them.
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Happy Birthday DuneDragin
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Wow, things died in here. Which is a lot better than the spin zone. There things are just smelling like they died.
Anything going on out in west Texas?
Tell them to spray the spray
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Well excuuuuuuuuse me but I need to interject and say that not all women are created equal..haha in MY household its absolutely undeniably the T total opposite....The only way I get people to get a little initiative is to give them a slight "verbal push" This isn't such a good topic to start off my day lmao!!! I'm already feeling the urge to beat some @ss into shape if people don't start picking up their shiot!
Since I can't runaway from home- I'm ready to go to the dunes and play- but can't--- just figured out we have a soccer tourny in San Angelo next weekend...lordy!! But goodness don't you know how perfect the dunes would be today?? Love freshly rained on sand!
RL- glad to see you made it home safe and sound-- always nice to come back to the "real world" BR>
Scooter wouldn't even cuddle with me while everyone was gone I guess we ran everyone else off....sheesh (sniffing my armpits) I don't smell
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Well I don't know WHY in the world I did....I certainly don't feel like I need a man to do anything for me-- if I do- I'll call a professional!
renting movies? The ones I rented last weekend sucked! I still say The Count of Monte Cristo is a good choice..lol
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperThe only way I get people to get a little initiative is to give them a slight "verbal push"
There's your first mistake. Men prefer a physical "pull". hr>
Ohh yeah...I think I see what you're saying....He should pull his head out of his....
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Well, I see we're looking at this from two different angles. hr>
Obviously
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ohhh what the hell, just for today your way is right...
HA-- I better let you boys keep on sleeping thru your w*t dreams!
LMAO!
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ok- that wasn't nice of me to say
I'm repenting on the inside
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ahh lucky you BR>
I have puhlenty of laundry to do & puhlenty of house to be cleaning and not not wanting to do any of it AT ALL.
My peaceful day is coming to an end, guess I will get ready to go pick hoodlums up and then listen to how bored they are and what a mean mother I am. RL, you don't leave the clean laundry piled up in the baskets after they are clean do you? If so, you're a naughty man and need to put those things up where they go right now before she gets home BR>
Dragin, are you done moving yet? And I want to know when the housewarming party is...cause I know I'm invited BR>
Have a good weekend all~
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Anyone been out to kermit dunes lately? Whats going on out there? Does anyone have any real Kermit Chatter?
Dang, almost sounds like we're being scolded for talking about other things besides the dunes at Kermit...lmao BR>
I haven't been in quite some time...wishing I was there right now & would love to go ride this weekend. It certainly is the perfect weather for it.
Duneaholic (I think) posted a link to KSI's website a few pages back...
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About 30 of us coming out Saturday March 11th till 14th. Some of us from DFW area some from New Mexico some from Oklahoma and Lubbock and Amarillo.
I hope you all have a great time and I'm jealous!!!
Scooter....you might could get a ride, especially if you'd be bringing the beer
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monday already???
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So how'd the soccer go? Did your kid win?
I love San Angelo. Want to move back some day.
Oh, that's not until this weekend...& hopefully we will win BR>
that town is ok....it has water, nasty water...but its water
I can NOT wait to go see FC Dallas play at the Pizza Hut stadium in Frisco...first of April...that's gonna be so much fun....most of the "partying" parents opted for this as a christmas present for the kids-- 4 tickets to opening game--- oh man gonna need some security for the soccer moms..haha
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I'm willing to cancel it, if everyone else is.
Scooter, I bet your just the man to get the job done too BR>
go for it...I got your back!
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It was dang chilly yesterday...I wanted to be motivated out in the yards and that didn't happen...I did manage to make it to the grocery store though.
I haven't fished in so many years....use to be something I did with dad and grandpa-- I do miss that
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This is how you rough it. hr>
no doubt! I think I could "rough" it for quite some time like that BR>
i was going to say something else and got interrupted...oy~
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come on 5!
that's what I'm good at...wishing my life away
I could use a nap too-- on my way back from Popeye's I saw a truck hauling 2 snowmobiles....I think he took a wrong turn in Albuquerque. Snowmobiles look like they'd be a lot of fun-- but I'd have to move North to play on one- not sure I like the cold weather that much...I'm always ready for summer to roll back around.
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sheesh- have you guys no standards...lol-- that's what they say lightswitches are for--
Scooter, you said you were getting quads ready for a ride in March....where you going to go riding?
RL- when we gonna do the family hook up and rip up the dunes??
I neeeeeeeeed sand in between my toes and the sun shining on my white self!
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We do need to pick a day-- but with our crazy weather- its easier to be spontaeous- within reason....hubby cries if he doesn't have enough time to do whatever hubbies do to things before being ridden....lol
I am definately kid friendly-- my m/h is the only one I know stocked with finger paints- crayons and plenty of movies to keep the little hooligans in check....and if they get messy with food- I bring the dog for cleanup BR>
But I'd love to just come out for the day- just truck and trailer....I can still bring kid stuff and dog-- the dog does NOT allow us to go play in sand without her....she just knows and she'll take ya out even if she thinks you're trying to sneak off without her.
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ok- I will be on my best behavior and leave my sailor talk at home BR>
Isn't the weekend forecast just great??? Rain, rain and more rain...even though I LOVE the rain, why can't it rain during the week? I just can't hardly contain my excitement to be at a soccer tourny all weekend...just checked the weather- they had a special weather statement for that area-- record high temps this week, in the 80's...goodness....that could be tragic if they don't get the warning out!
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin My Sweetie has to have all that mechanical FOREPLAY too!
That just sounds so WRONG!!!!! LOL!
He has to wrench, lube, weld, bolt on polish and load for about 2 weeks before he will get the motorhome out to get loaded for the trip.
Sometimes it is like "oh honey, can't we just take it for a quick ride!" hr>
My motto is ride it until it breaks, then fix it. Cheaper and less time consuming. I can be loaded and gassed in an hour.
I like that motto....
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hubby cries if he doesn't have enough time to do whatever hubbies do to things before being ridden....lol
My Sweetie has to have all that mechanical FOREPLAY too! BR>
Wish there were going to be a house warming party! You sooooo would be invited Ripper...and you guys too...but, I had to put 99.9% in storage. MY NEW HOME is a 5x10' trailer. My household is in storage. Guess I could pull the trailer up in front of your place...have a cold one. LOL
People might really think I'm a redneck if I had 2 homes parked in front of mine...lmao oh well- proud white trash here-- heard a funny today-- celebrities walk on red carpet because they are stars...I walk on toilet paper cause I'm the shiot!
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ohhh I don't want to talk about the COM's wonderful city ordinance-- went on vacation on time- gone for a week....had PILES of laundry and everything else coming out of the motorhome on the sidewalk - this is the day after we had returned...that biotch came up and slapped a bright orange sticker on the window-- I came out of that house questioning her on WHY in the world she thought we had already exceeded our time limit....she told me I hadn't but she had already been called...I thought wtfEVER!!! (sailor coming out in me) haha-- I proceeded to tell her we had JUST gotten back yesterday and if she couldn't tell we were in the process of cleaning it up getting ready to take it back to parking...she's a biotch-- no other way to put it....doesn't have a thing better to do-- we were always getting tagged in that old neighborhood-- she tried it once at the new house and finally we called and complained like crazy to her supervisor-- telling them of other places they could find motorhomes parked violating the ordinance that had been there and continue to be there....and if she wanted to keep on harrassing us...we'd have to find another way to handle it. We haven't been tagged since. The motorhome has been parked in the driveway for about 2 weeks now. Watch- I've just jinxed myself-- thanks RL BR>
You can park your m/h on the grass next to your house-- but can't pull it up in front of your house. Like having vehicles parked in the yard looks better?
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I change oil about once a year on the EX. Grease the Zerks on th the mini on occasion. And wipe them off with a damp cloth before heading out. If I get really bored I might wax the plastics. Usually it's just an excuse to spend "me time" out in the garage so I can drink beer in peace.
I have better things to do than scrub sand off the the chain with a toothbrush or polish the wheels. My quads are butt ugly anyway. All go no show. hr>
Just don't armor all the seats....that's a one time lesson learner- hard as heck to get those butt cheeks to grip a slippery seat as your getting on the throttle.
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gripping butt cheeks- that's probably a visual we don't need right around lunch time...haha
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EWWWW-- even a worse visual..
hey- i've seen some that can
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come on- that's the only thing you could think of???
"purty" slow on a tuesday
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don't be talking about the guys I work with like that lmao!
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I know for a fact all of us would rather ride than go play soccer all weekend....especially the soccer player...he lives to ride- I bribed him with a hookie day at the dunes if he passed his reading TAKS test. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed for that and I know he is too!
ok- did anyone watch The Amazing Race? I'm beginning to think I'm the only one hooked on that show~
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This weekend may shape up to be nice. Sure you wouldn't rather ride than hang out with a bunch of mom's and kick some balls?
Surely you're not implying hanging out with a bunch of cool soccer moms wouldn't be a good time
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My oldest got into a magnet school this year and it is so hard for him to catch up- he didn't do well in the last school he was in, had the same lazy teacher 2 years in a row since they moved the teachers up a grade with the kids. He has been struggling to catch up with the kids in the magnet school. That TAKS test is too much pressure- I don't see why kids should be held back because they can't pass a test but can have passing grades on their report card? Its STUPID! There is my b*tch for the day~
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LOL Scooter!
Hey- is that a song you are quoting or are you just that brilliant with the word play?
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You guys (and gal) are making me laugh out loud....makes them wonder if I'm REALLY working~
BR>
Dragin...I've missed you in here..lol
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OK, I fold. hr>
I don't think he could handle 2 queens on his joker...lmao
I bet he'd get an e for effort though!
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He folded before I could raise him 8?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
Dang it! Men...they are such chickens! haha
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damnit- I had to work during that hand!!!
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FYI - Take whatever you hubby told you and knock at least 2 off cause we all lie!!!!! hr>
Can't you tell just by looking at it if you've got the right one?"
"Hell no Don, All my life what I've been told was 10" was really 6"..."hr>
somehow I get the same kinda thing over here at the fence company...like I can look at the posts and tell them what size it is.... I can tell them the size I'd use....but that's really not pertinent~
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good grief- I don't know what to say...
I'm a biotch and I ain't too damn quick today....thinking time to hit the bottle - since Calgon REALLY doesn't take you away!
incompetence surrounds me! Or it could just be my multiple personalities making me think that
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and for the record- I started out in the dunes on a blaster- no paddles-- that was with the little one on behind me- I might not have been right at the end of the pack when it was break time but I made it everywhere everyone else did....there is ALWAYS an alternate route...the 90 gets around everywhere, no paddles on that one either. People ride mules (the 4 wheel kind) out there.
I just bring the jackass with me- D'oh!!!
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Aint found a pair of handcuffs that fit me.. the cops always had to use zipties hr>
Note to self and Ripper....Zipties...not silk ties when OFC comes to TX for Ride!
Definately noted BR>
they say its only freaky the first time hope he isn't a screamer~
I've heard silence is golden but duct tape is silver
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Screaming could be a good thing...keep away the coyotes...If we get soooooo drunk we forget where we left him tied up.
I'm in!
another note to self: get drunk and forget where I am haha
damn I sound like an alcoholic in training at least I know better than to run over material
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If the rubber fits! hr>
Make that latex rubber and we will talk, Sugar hr>
What did i tell you at the end of january SAMSON!!!!
He knows we are REALLY HARMLESS!
Ripper and I would tear up any woman who would stain our treasured Sampson!
Yep-- We got his back BR>
and if they don't like it- they can kiss my pink bunny rabbit @ss LMAO!!
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper- they can kiss my pink bunny rabbit @ss LMAO!!
Where do I take a number?
awww....there isn't a line
(but if there were....I'd bump ya up to the front)
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TEXASRAPTOR we really try to stay on subjuct...we just can't help ourself.
Sill trying to stay on top of the Sandhills situation as it developes, make riding plans, discuss relevant topics...
BUT NOOOOOOOOO...got to act like heatherns...hr>
Who's acting? hr>
The preacher always said i was a heathan. I looked possesed commin to church with blood red eyes hr>
with ziptie marks on his wrists no doubt
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with ziptie marks on his wrists no doubt hr>
No no no.. I dont Bruise.
you haven't been to texas yet have you??
j/k we won't leave any marks-- just maybe a little sticky from the tape
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OMG I forgot to tell yall...I was having a dream last night...I had office supplies in my hands...scissor, staplers, books, papers and calculator stuff. I'm in a FIGHT. I finally set down all the stuff and really throw a good punch!!!
It passed the person I was hitting...and then CONNECT! There is a yell from hell...It is my sweetie!!!! OMG I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!! BR>Oh, honey...I'm sooooooooooo sorry! No really baby...I was dreaming...I'm so sorry hr>
That's always my story too hehehe
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MANAGE...yes, there would be a problem!hr>
Im OFC i put you to sleep one time and i own you img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">Thats how it is hr>
That's his story and he is sticking with it!!
I'm glad I let Dragin go first or there would've been an echo
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I see how it is now. BR>
Wait for Scooter to leave and we'll get talking dirty. Duct tape, butt kissin', and that thing with Samson and OFC that I'd really rather not know about. Fine, I got a phone and 3.99 a minute. BR>
And I'll rub it in here too. I got a cold beer. BR>
(Keep up the dirty talk and I may have to rub it out.
ahh- we've missed you scooter....still picturing a man in a suit and a tie with handcuffs and a .45 BR>
I've got crown- the guys at work actually left some for me~
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joke:
what do you call the hair between an old woman's boobs??
figure it out...I ain't saying...LMAO!
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that wasn't quite the word I heard as the answer
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you got "the boys" hanging and you know it!!! You don't need no old lady talk
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Would it be a slang term for the same thing? hr>
the probability of that is good! Thank goodness I don't talk like that BR>
One can only repent for so many things in one day ~
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Have a nice weekend pervs ~
Scooter- I have that damn song stuck in my head now....thanks
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Hell I'm just sitting here salivating, just anticipating their response. hr>
dang- I feel like I have to have this hellacious comeback to snap all you boys back in line...and its still too early in the morning....only thing coming to my brain is the many different uses for duct tape
I think I drank entirely tooo much over the weekend....I did beat all the men at pool at least one time...that really pisses em off- the more I drink the better I get~ You think bending over the pool table to get a good shot on the ball distracts them ?
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I'm not a sore loser. If I know a women will bend over a table more if I lose, I'll take one for the team. hr>
Bet OFC would bend over and take one for the team. hr>
and I bet we could find a woman around here to violate him..lol
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperYou think bending over the pool table to get a good shot on the ball distracts them ? hr>
LOL! I would think that would work both ways. Maybe when you offered to rack their balls........ hr>
I'm a pretty good breaker too
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners
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Gotta do it for the kids, Mom! Next thing you know, you'll be saying you don't do Sea World or Six Flags.
uhh no I don't....just say no...its a new concept I'm learning BR>
Six Flags NOT quite the same thing...the people dressed in animal outfits don't count huneeeeeee haha
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners hr>
Welcome to my life. One of the countries finest circus's. When I grow up, I'm gonna run away from the circus. hr>
Scooter, I see you as the ring leader -- you're a man with authority
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners hr>
Samson in a Tu-Tu swinging upside-down on a trapeze...hell yea, I'd pay to see that!!!
LO! I'll do it if your ride a unicycle after I remove the seat! hr>
Okay, then you have to stick your "head" in the lioness' mouth...how you like that circus freak!!!! LOL
ok- I guess I can play the lioness BR>
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LOL...morning CHATTER...well, maybe afternoon already?
How's about I just say "HEY!!!".
make it hey ya'll and we may accept you in our little Texas world
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WHATS GOING ON IN HERE!!!
well hell, I'm not going to explain it to you....
its completely innocent...sheesh- ya perv
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Her hubby's gonna whoop my a$$ the first time we meet.
How big a fella is he anyway? hr>
I got your back and he's scared of me....LMFAO!!
damnit- you gave me a conscience and now I'm going to have to jump off the sin wagon~
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ok- I guess I can play the lioness hr>
Do you like peanut butter?
I hear the lioness's teeth are not so sharp, but the pressure that can be applied is enough to blow your mind hr>
I'd never tell my secrets BR>
Scooter's gonna be mad again-- he left and you boys fell right back into the gutter...have you no shame??
I'm going into hiding...some of these Kermit people might think they know me
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Her hubby's gonna whoop my a$$ the first time we meet.
How big a fella is he anyway? hr>
I got your back and he's scared of me....LMFAO!!
damnit- you gave me a conscience and now I'm going to have to jump off the sin wagon~
im pretty good at doin the 2 pump mattress dance the sin wagon is so fun yet so bad hr>
2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account
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2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account hr>
Are you blonde?
If I was would that get me more points umm, I mean pumps ??
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2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account hr>
LMAO...more than that makes it all about you...
and that's exactly the way it should be I guarantee Dragin will agree with ME BR>
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2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account hr>
Are you blonde?
If I was would that get me more points umm, I mean pumps ??
no That would get you the 1 Dip Quiver matress dance. hr>
ahh hell- I guess that's ok- I ride a 2 stroke- 2 pumps might be ok- just as a warning- I like to downshift and get on the throttle quite a bit during the ride BR>
1 dip quiver-- is that quiver thing kinda like what happens to a man after he takes a pee? Doh!!
damnit- I'm seriously gonna have to go into hiding after today
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I prefer to think of myself as more of an uncle, that when he finds you doing something wrong, gently takes you by the hand and says, "If you do it like this, it won't leave marks and will last longer." hr>
Scooter- you're still my favorite authority figure
(that's the best way to get your point across)
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Since nobody asked, it is smooth peanut butter isn't it. I mean, nobody has mentioned nuts. hr>
BR>
there he goes...instigating....like we need help
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goodness- all this chit chat made my day roll right along....
RL and Scooter enjoy your beer and Dragin...don't forget to move the water in a bit
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and the other freaks behave
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I hope they didn't spit in all the food either..lol
I need to get one thing straight with you guys-- food talk in the morning is NOT allowed...I'm always hungry in the morning-- not a breakfast eater at 7 am so now-- thanks to you guys...I'm already wanting to munch on something!
RL- emailing you some pics of some rattlesnakes the bossman went and hunted down last night...I swear I've never seen such a huge snake!! I was petrified to stick my head over the trashcan to look in...about 12 in there- you could feel the trashcan vibrating- freaking nerve wracking...I would've been the fastest running woman in flip flops had one of those things came out!
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can't type too fast-- have orange cheese puff residue all over one hand I'm on a mission to help Chester Cheetah find the stolen cheetos recipe hehe
damn took me so long to type that- forgot what else I was going to say...we've all taken bets on the length on the one he's holding...I went for 64" and they better not come back exaggerating BR>
not a big jumburrito fan-- you need to be eating some real mexican food RL-- Jumburrito is a cheap imitation!
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I didn't do that once, and sure enough, I got married. hr>
at least you didn't get pregnant BR>
and Morning all
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not a big jumburrito fan-- you need to be eating some real mexican food RL-- Jumburrito is a cheap imitation!
I only like their breakfast. Otherwise I want Abuelos.
Now I'm getting hungry. hr>
Tampico....YUMMY!
hungry too and I want mexican food now
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Since everythings bigger in texas, do ya'll have to have giant terlets to keep from having to use the plunger everytime you have a movement?
what the hell is a terlet??? LMAO
I'll check the Home Depot before you visit--- I bet you'd be the biggest "sh*t" I've ever met BR>
(one mark for meeeeee
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Aint that where the phrase, "I didn't know they could stack sh!t that high" came from? hr>
Heck if I know....reckon he could just sh*t fire and save the matches BR>
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Aint that where the phrase, "I didn't know they could stack sh!t that high" came from? hr>
Heck if I know....reckon he could just sh*t fire and save the matches hr>
I thought SH!T meant Stow High In Transport.. Cuz they bailed up bricks of dry manure and when they got wet on the ships they would release gas and the laterns would ignite the gas and blow up the ships.
and that would definately save the matches~ I think that's something teenage boys need to learn...why boys would want to catch their farts on fire is beyond me...maybe they don't believe duct tape on their @ss cheeks can get the same job done without the burning hair smell!
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Well, I just received the dinner menu for this evening. Sloppy Joes. Anyone else add jalapenos to theirs?
I'd put jalapenos in everything...but I live with a bunch of wusses
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Well, I just received the dinner menu for this evening. Sloppy Joes. Anyone else add jalapenos to theirs?
I'd put jalapenos in everything...but I live with a bunch of wusses hr>
I can think of other ways more enjoyable to make your bunhole burn BAD OFC BAD!!! I do like jalepenos though.. grilled ham n cheese sammiches and you place sliced jalepenos in it before grilling. SOOOO GOOOD.
you are bad! Best way is wrapped in bacon shoved full of cream cheese-- that is definately a fav of mine camping at the dunes
this dilly bar I'm eating is SOOO GOOOD too!
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I'll show you my dilly if you show me yours. hr>
ooops- I already ate mine
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I'll show you my dilly if you show me yours. hr>
ooops- I already ate mine hr>
OHHH MY img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">SCHAWING why do you ever leave the house.. did you have to have ribs removed to perform that task?? Would it be to foreward to request pictures of this act? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
WHAT??? it was on a stick!!
batter, batter, batter, schawing, batter, batter
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OFC's belt
OH GAWD- PUHlease let me be the one to swing that BR>
bend over OFC- I'll be gentle at first BR>
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Ive been a bad boy. would one of you ladies please discipline me, My belt is on the table right over there.. be gentle.
Discipline...hum...think 300 push ups and laps are in order here!
Drop and give me 300...wait...I'll have to position myself first! ..let's start with the LAPS!
LMAO-- ok-- you take the front...I'll smack the back-- I have quite a few frustrations and this help make me feel so much better BR>
I mean better than cheese puffs in the morning~
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Thought I'd jump in and take a few whacks for you, OFC. hr>
Ripper were gonna need a feather duster tooooo! BR>Sampson is taking a few for mens team!!
that's mighty nice of him...OFC must be one close friend BR>
but they still don't have a snowflakes chance in h*ll LMAO
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What do women have to be frustrated about? They have it easy.
ok- those are fighting words...you bend over too- you better bring that warming KY - cause I'm not even gonna spit!
oh I crack myself UP!!!
(you got me all flustered and I screwed up )
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That was my intention! Sounds like you just need something to reduce your stress levels. I could prolly give some ideas, you know. hr>
Yeah id suggest One of these in your purse for any occasion of extreme stress or headache hr>
that's a good idea...however not too incognito-- the one I have here at work is disguised as lipstick-- the one I take on vacation is disguised as fingernail polish.
Women inventors have come a long way BR>
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hurry boys- we're almost to page 69...which btw may end up being the length of the rattlesnake hanging in that pic...they couldn't measure it-- it still wasn't lethargic enough from its stay in the freezer.
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Afternoon all!
That weather is "doable"-- wear goggles and don't apply too much lipgloss BR>
We'll be there - minus the little one...I might get to get out of 3rd gear~
Dragin- I wish you would go!!! Sometimes men can be such a pain in the arse because of planning....call him in a wahhmbulance and let's go~
RL- don't be skeeered- get your @ss out there too!
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So I see it was quite busy in here yesterday.
After reading all the posts, I just feel dirty. People showing pictures of their tools. BR>
Think I need to take a shower. Ripper, Dragin, I've got a spot I can't reach if you'd like to help out. hr>
Morning Scooter!
Well the tool box is getting full...need a feather duster, a bealt, and a loofa sponge...silk tie, zip ties and handcuffs...Warming K-Y, Lard and Soap.
Geeze talk about high maintance men! hr>
forgot the beer -- gosh, and the duct tape
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I ain't skeered of nothin'!!!!
....it's somethin' I worry about! I'll try. I do have one other issue I need to get out of the way, though. hr>
well you've got till Sunday-- Git R Done
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I ain't skeered of nothin'!!!!
....it's somethin' I worry about! I'll try. I do have one other issue I need to get out of the way, though. hr>
I hope it's not lip-gloss related. hr>
that's what I have for dessert after every meal-- my angel food cake flavored lipgloss......yummy BR>
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Nope, picking my lip gloss is easy. I like the bright glossy red. I just have a nagging injury that I've been trying to shake. Be hard to ride like I am today.
Besides, I can't believe she's ditching the youngest. hr>
oh sorry-- I can make him go if you need me to-- but we're going to have to lock them in the m/h with the dog while we go on a grown up ride lmao! But I don't think that's gonna do a thing for your injury--
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Not sure how I would get my kid's loaded right now anyway. Think I could manage mine because I wouldn't have to lift it. Been promising to take them both though. I really want to find her a riding buddy so I can go on grown up rides too. hr>
That's usually where I come into play...hubby says so you mind staying here with the kids while we go on a guys ride?? I'm like no problemo darling and when you come back I'll have your cold beer waiting and the dinner started....
SMACK!!!
usually takes him about 10 minutes to regain consciousness
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Hey- I do cook out there-- Mr Social Butterfly would rather "cook" something that takes 3 hrs...so he has plenty of time to walk off and visit....I don't like my food burned.
We had one buddy that use to go out with us...we use to let him cook but turned out the sand got more food than we did....so we cut him back to only being allowed to cook the weiners BR>
Watch it RL-- you're walking that fine line again -- would hate to whoop up on you 2 days in a row
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BR>
come on....I see page 69 in the distance!!!!
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Ripper you just made the #250 post !
A milestone....Congrats!
and all I'm worried about is getting to page 69 and stopping...hahaha
thank ya
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77 is still my favorite number!!
Yeah- you definately set the pace for this chatter box room with the opening joke BR>
which no doubt is the reason I am still here hahaha
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77 is still my favorite number!!
Yeah- you definately set the pace for this chatter box room with the opening joke BR>
which no doubt is the reason I am still here hahaha
Me and scooter will go cry now.
oh boys, quit wearing your heart on your shoulder-- toughen up....there isn't no room in here for panty wearers!!!
besides- you're 3/4 of the fun
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In all reality EVERYONE should come out. It will be a blast. Everyone save your 7 bucks and use that money to chip in and buy some beer. Then you can come ride on our section for free (minus the beer). It will be hoot. Lots of people. And dunedragin, no worries about the wind. You can stay in my motorhome and I'll keep you warm.
Thanks CD! The motorhome is the best answer for this kind of wind! We could park side by side...
I still have the beer from T-giving trip to the sandhills in the fridge...wonder if it is any good??
Old Bud anyone hr>
only bud I prefer....well nevermind...I better not say~
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No offense, but all these rigs intimidate the hell outta me. I'm just a po' boy with a truck and couple of ugly ars quads.
Dang blasted wife! Had to have a 4th bedroom. She's sucking me dry (no comments there either)!!!! WOMEN!!! hr>
I'm telling you-- we are poor folk too!! Our motorhome always seems to be the imaginary RR tracks to the "south" side of the parking lot...lmao
ok- keeping my mouth shut on the comments....but don't think I don't have any
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things just get better with age.
except Erectyle Disfunction BR>
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I have not poured it out (I don't drink bud) I think that is alcohol abuse.
Noe THOSE are fighting words. Bud's my favorite domestic beer. hr>
Bartender.....I'll have a Coors Light and Wild Turkey!! hr>
Why do I get the feeling I will be the one getting corrupted? hr>
Face it- that's why you want to go...haha
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S T O P right here
might as well perfect the act before we go on
wtf?? I get sloppy somethings???
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It's only sloppy if you're doin' it right. hr>
Thats what im talkin about.. but its a problem when every new girl i get is like the very first time sompins been there. even if 10 guys ran a train on her and im commin in at the caboose
well his good behavior didn't last too long...
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Well, I know all about speed. hr>
And I'm used to 2 strokes hr>
But you get a bigger pipe with a two stroke.
that explains why we like them Dragin!!
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Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
Good question. Know any we can ask? hr>
Mark my vote down as big pipe, 2 stroke!!
Ditto
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oh yessss, it is Friday!
I keep losing my internet connection...ugh dang cox suckers!! I really get frustrated when I can't play my music online-- that means I get to listen to some Hank III
Morning
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Priorities here people!!
only thing we're gonna need wood for this weekend is for warmth!!
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Does OFC get more ass than a toilet seat because of his professional woodsman stature?
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only thing we're gonna need wood for this weekend is for warmth!! hr>
Little wood heats you right up, does it? hr>
are we talking about kindling here? That's short lived!
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Does OFC get more ass than a toilet seat because of his professional woodsman stature?
It's self-proclaimed. I wouldn't know. But I think he's about as picky as a crack-whore toilet in an interstate truck stop.
allrighty then....that explains his "experience" hahaha
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Beggars can't be choosers. When did I say I was picky? BR>
Just taken. hr>
Obviously, if I was picky, I would've held out for better. (good thing she never looks in here) hr>
I only have to be half faithful because I only married half of her. hr>
You married the top half or the bottom half?? nevermind...that's a rhetorical question!
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We were leaning toward doing the toy hauler thing...but I think we've talked ourselves out of it...my hubby is more partial to his dang enclosed trailer than he is to me!
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We've got an old one too- need to sell it- we're just running out of room with 2 growing boys.
Hmmmm- what do I want for lunch?
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We've got an old one too- need to sell it- we're just running out of room with 2 growing boys.
Hmmmm- what do I want for lunch?
I gotta protien shake here for you..
"Directions"
stroke up and down. place straw in mouth. lick around tip of straw for good measure, suck while lifting the straw.
I think you got out of order. I like to lick around the tip of the straw before I put it in my mouth...that way you know its gonna glide in without any friction!
Don't start with me OFC lmao!!!!
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Can't do Cheetos. Don't want body parts turning orange on me. hr>
Knocking my cheetos...how dare you!
All cheetos eaters should be self cleaners~
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shucks- OFC is right....I don't know what I am talking about...somedays I just babble.
RL- you really going out?
Have we talked Dragin into it yet??
CD- I think RL should have to supply the tortillas.....I have them this time...but had them last time too- just didn't make it from the house to the m/h-- which was MY mistake-- I wait till the last minute to do everything blah blah blah
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we eat better out there than we do at home BR>
I double dog dare ya to bring puffs and not share with me..haha-- I've already eaten all of mine and I'm not going back to the store.
you've managed to go and confuse me
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Good morning all!! What a weekend. I can barely walk-- thanks to a paintball war....I did manage to take some dudes out before I got shot. But my thighs are jello lol-- I rode one time at the dunes all weekend -- I was doing good to get up and down out of a chair after paintball much less try and keep up with the "speed riders"...its pathetic when your 10 yr old can keep up with the big boys with no problem. That'll be the last time a paintball war slows me from enjoying the dunes!
RL- sorry we missed you
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Doesn't sound like it's as bad a some people have made it sound out there.
People taking KSI's word as the gospel truth...is a bad thing~
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Not YOU silly!!!
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btw- congrats scooter on your hauler-- I bet its almost perfect in your world now
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BR>
good morning people!
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I've got too much work to do for this amount of controversy....I'm flipping to check out "their" illiterate website...lmao!
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Hot off KSI's parking area forum:
I recived word Monday that the parking area will be closed. They were unable to give me a timeline. We are trying to get funds and a sympathetic contractor to build a new parking area we will keep you all posted as it devolps.
I don't imagine they are going to find anyone sympathetic to their "cause" but maybe RL will let them borrow his warming stuff - might make it a little less painful BR>
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I don't imagine they are going to find anyone sympathetic to their "cause"
Never say never. He might.
I didn't say never- but thinking it has about the same chance as a snowflake in h*ll-- if he wants local sympathy anyway. But hey, good luck in their endeavor~
If they are forced to construct a parking lot-- that's going to dig into their profit AND their "prime duning area". They put the cart before the horse...thought they would be able to come in and have everybody lean over backwards to suit their needs and fear their threats. THAT also had a snowflake chance in h*ll BR>
I think they've managed to bite the hand they had hoped would be feeding them!
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Got to the Little Sahara. Imperial sucks. Pipelines and rusting equipment everywhere. It's unsafe. I wouldn't waste your time.
I agree-- and Little Sahara welcomes the duners
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ok- here is my song "snippet" (though some wording has been changed to fit the occassion)
I've got one hand in my pocket...and the other one is flipping the bird!!
hey- I'm sure Alanis would approve
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So say you won the lotto-- what would be the first thing you bought to play in the sand with?
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doing the best to get my elvis impersonation right
thank ya...thank ya very much BR>
Hubby was checking out a dunebuggy website last night- watching the vids-- dreaming that lotto winning dream-- just wondered what everyone else might splurge on. OK- it doesn't have to be a sand toy!
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doing the best to get my elvis impersonation right
thank ya...thank ya very much BR>
Hubby was checking out a dunebuggy website last night- watching the vids-- dreaming that lotto winning dream-- just wondered what everyone else might splurge on. OK- it doesn't have to be a sand toy!
Well then...YACHT!
motor home for sale...LOL
HAHA-- I heard chipndale dancers in town too-- think you should grab a few of those for ship mates...besides- you're going to need someone to do all the "dirty" work
mix drinks- swab the deck ya know
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Well, you know, being in the military I bet i can swab TILE better than anyone. You really can't swab carpet too well.
but how good are you at mixing drinks?? BR>
shoot- I'm gonna want someone to cook for me too
damn- I better hurry and win the lotto--
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Negative ma'm. Marine Corps OORAH!!!!! I would never be able to live with myself if i came home from boot camp and told my dad i was a seaman.
hehe
but we all start out as "seaman" there isn't a thang wrong with it
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Negative ma'm. Marine Corps OORAH!!!!! I would never be able to live with myself if i came home from boot camp and told my dad i was a seaman.
hehe
but we all start out as "seaman" there isn't a thang wrong with it hr>
OMG RIPPER!!!!! Great minds!!
you owe me a beer!
Yeah- I see that lmao!!
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Good morning!
Slacker-- I can't believe you're taking a day off! That sounds like a brilliant idea-- wish I could follow suit.
I sure wish the wind would blow!!!
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Staff Report
NewsWest 9
KERMIT, TEXAS - Good news for visitors to the Sandhills Park in Winkler County.
County commissioners decided not to sell the park. However, they are making some changes.
The county will soon be taking out all of the picnic tables.
Back in November, 2005, the Winkler County Commissioners Court started taking bids on the property. That, after getting several reports that kids were drinking in the park.
Commissioners say the park will remain open to the public.
Either the facts can't get straight- or Newswest 9 is a PATHETIC source for information!
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Judging by my past experience, I'd say both.
no sh*t-- I do agree with that
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Ripper...its time to get up, its time to get up, its time to get up in the morning.
Chip and Dale dancers? Where?
Friend suggested a ticket for late bday gift...funny the offer of a pkg of bills were not included BR>Been there done that...but if you have not...you may need a chaperone hr>
ok- ok- I'm up but I'm not happy about it I wish it was Friday already-- this week is wearing me out.
Isn't it Chippendale's ? I was thinking about that the other day...my favorite cartoon pals came out subconsciously when I was thinking of half nakie males wearing thongs disguised as animals..haha
When is it?? I only heard it advertise one time- A chaperone??? I'm really timid... BR>
Ditto on the baby congrats Q4G
WOOHOO- I'm beating Samson-- it's a race, it's a race...I hope I win
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sampson you look like your healthy self again this morning!!
The swelling has gone down (in your eye) hr>
Any suggestions as to what to put on other swelling parts? hr>
Recon your hand unless you're REALLY limber. hr>
Masturbators of America
Give yourselves a hand
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I learned how to drive on lease roads--- I want my kids to have the same advantage when they get into the real driving world...learn how to dodge things on lease roads..except for boats BR>
I'm hungry- what's for lunch?
You open? No, we Kuo's!! inside joke for myself--with my chinese accent
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Man Hair- its good in moderation
I use to work with a guy that shaved his arms--- wth, he wasn't a swimmer- I just couldn't understand that-- thought it to be pretty d@mn stupid.
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Not eating at City Wok, are you?
Frozen dinner for me. hr>
I have some of those in the freezer here- but I'm pretty sure the amount of freezer burn on the food cuts down on the probability of the edibility of the product
I love making up new words~ LMAO!
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Man Hair- its good in moderation
You ever see those wolf boys from Mexico? One of them had a baby not too long ago. Showed a couple of the women in their family. Woof, woof. Shoulda been named after Lassie. It was scary.
ok- THEY might need to consider shaving their arms, butts, backs, cracks...whatever~
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Man Hair- its good in moderation
You ever see those wolf boys from Mexico? One of them had a baby not too long ago. Showed a couple of the women in their family. Woof, woof. Shoulda been named after Lassie. It was scary.
Seen some that didn't have the hair that went into that category. hr>
statistically speaking, that was probably the consensus before the consumption of alcohol! Surely you've taken one for the team at some point or other Scooter haha
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Ripper
Got the address! Same place Willie played.
Tickets sell for 32.00 and 21.00 till 9:00 2night.
$35 and $25 at the door.
Not sure about booze...yet...no one answering the phone.
doors open 6:00 FRIDAY 06/17.
At the risk of sounding cheep...I think I would rather have something CHROME (like a Viking helmet!) or LACY!
We could go to Riley's...then Victoria's Secret...and still come home to our men drunk and horny! hr>
For that price I would have rather seen Willie-- maybe he would've shared the good stuff..lol
I think we would have a better time if we combined our $, get some booze and begged some poor men souls to shake it like a salt shaker for us-- I bet I could find a crown royal bag they could use to cover their "jewels"-- I want control of the gold string though
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WTH!
867-5309
stupid song is stuck in my head
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper statistically speaking, that was probably the consensus before the consumption of alcohol! Surely you've taken one for the team at some point or other Scooter haha
LOL! There isn't enough beer in the world.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and at 10 i woke up with a 2.
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few.
Coyote ugly= Wake up with you arm around her neck...you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
Nah, I'd just do her again then not admit it.
see how you ALTER BOYS are...give her the full 8...4"x2 hr>
That's toooo funny BR>
FB-- hope you've got some tough skin...we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
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we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
~~~~~~biting tongue HARD~~~~~~~BR>
Ripper HGTV has extreme YACHT show tonight...we are still $hopping for the ultimate toy right?
hell yeah- I anticipate winning the lottery this weekend
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginWANTED: DECKHANDS, COOK, FIRSTMATE, CAPTIAN, CABIN BOYS, DISHWASHER, BUNK MATES, BUTLERS, BARTENDER, ENTERTAINERS for work on exclusive cruise YACHT. All applications will be given immediate attention!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
Women are too complicated. Here's my ad:
Wanted: Attractive female nympho
with big boobs ??
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Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up BR>
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
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Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up BR>
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
You said it, not me!
Yes- and I'd HATE to put words in your mouth
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I just depressed myself BR>
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
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Chat later Dragin---
My home remedy for depression: smack the nearest man-- it always makes me feel better
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Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up BR>
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Yeah, but read the fine print. Apparently that all stops after the wedding. hr>
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Why do I have to go buy cat litter? It's not even my cat technically. Can't the stupid cat just crap in the toilet, like on Meet the Parents?
technically schmenically...samson send you the here kitty email?? That's so funny- you just gotta appreciate the kitties....buy it some catnip too and get the video cam out!
why can't men pick up their undies when they get in the shower?? That's right...some questions are just unanswerable!
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I hope you guys can just read between the lines
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Still don't get it. BR>
Bumps I get. Gibberish, no.
Its anarchy-- I'm acting like I don't get any of it...that way I stay innocent
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I hope you guys can just read between the lines hr>
And which lines should I focus my attention on?
that's entirely up to you...but I suggest stearing clear of OFC haha
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I hope you guys can just read between the lines hr>
And which lines should I focus my attention on?
that's entirely up to you...but I suggest stearing clear of OFC haha
No lines here chica.. Nothin but Man curves
I don't think I have lines either -- lord knows I'm packing plenty of curves haha
man boobs? I'm on a boob thing today...I think I'll go home and check mine out..lmao!!
I was just hoping you weren't snorting them
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gurrrrrrrrr rattsum fratsum parts winkin blinkin nuts
are you quoting Snively off Penelope Pitstop??
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hola biotches (Dragin excluded) BR>
I've FINALLY made it to Friday...since I can't make it to the male strip revue....I'm just calling for volunteers for some S&M--- I'm feeling a little frisky today-- anyone want to call and warn the hubby??
I need a victim!!
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Lovely afternoon to ya Dragin....which one of these guys should we whoop up on today?
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yesssss....I wore green today BR>
Samson, do you have a cute shamrock tie to go with that green shirt?
anybody going to be drinking green beer tonight? The after affects of that is going to be the only kind of green discharge allowed
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Samson, do you have a cute shamrock tie to go with that green shirt?
No shamrock choke collar for me. I'll have to save that for tonight. Have some of that green hairspray at home, too. Hmmm....what all can I paint?
Hieny is as close to green beer as I want.
ohhh the Hieny BEER! I thought dang- its the Friday night special for him....he's got it scheduled in on the calendar~
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Men quick on their feet or on their seat...no worries
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Better? hr>
ohhhh- i liked the other one
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yeah- i like reading quotes - esp smart @ss ones
Scooter- nobody is carrying a scroll- they are ALL happy to see you
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now you see it.....now you don't
It's magic!
Wonder why that is??
I say we try really hard and see how long it takes for this thread to be deleted...I sense hostility up in here...lmao!!
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I'm revolting just for the heck of it
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Also a reason the county closed it down is cause they couldnt do it one way or the other. They were gonna piss somone off if they did it the other way. THATS one reason they closed it down. When it is closed and covered. I guess youll have to make your own parking lot for your free duners since there will be no other way since yall have been such dicks to Danny. Fighting a losing battle here. Enjoy the bushs rofl.
Enjoy the bushes??? Whatever you think KHarper BR>
You need to snap out of your delusional KSI way of thinking!
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TFF!!
I was actually anticipating being called a b*tch-- damn- what a let down BR>
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Its so amazing to me that when KSI seemed to be getting their way- this forum was limited to few people -- we haven't been bad mouthing KSI. NOW that there is once again some controversy on their end of the deal-- all these people come out of the wood work to speak up for someone that can't speak up and defend himself. But then people have to respect someone to give a sh*t enough to listen to what they have to say!
I can't comprehend why it is so easy for some people to take what he says as the "law". They have been coming across as owners of the whole sand riding area! Would you like someone to take responsibility for something you owned and allow them to put words in your mouth, only to benefit them?? Nobody has a problem paying his $ IF it was all his land-- but let me ask you, Busters421 and KHarper..since they are only NOW admitting there is more than one land owner-- WHY IN THE WORLD SHOULD KSI BE THE ONLY ONE TO PROFIT- if anything- split the $ up between each landowner! His story does change and often-- I'll be so glad when people realize there isn't going to be any drag strip....where's he gonna put that?? And where is he going to put the parking lot?? In between some of those prime dunes he owns??? HA
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Well, it sure is nice to see you in this forum again cow. On a much lighter note, EAT MORE BEEF!!!
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SAVE THE DUNES FROM THE GOONS!!!!!!!
Great- she's here to spread her mad cow disease
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No one ever parked up and down the roads! Or on the side of the road! Your just mad! And the county is chicken sh*t for not selling the land in the first place. The county closed down the park because a kid got killed on their property! Get your facts straight! It doesn't take a hick to figure that one out. Your from out of town and all your trying to do is make KSI look bad, but from what I've been reading on the forums, everyone is mighty happy with the hills and KSI. So go blow somewhere else! And yes my business is good, the flu season really brought in alot of patients. Glad it's almost over!! Good health to everyone!hr>
WHATEVER!! this is getting deep in here-- she's stepping in her own BullSH*T and apparently huffing it!!!
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Gee I don't know?
I guess they'll park at the NEW parking lot. I guess I never was at the hills when it was that full. But I can bet it gets that full again!
Well, that's the understatement of the day!
I'm beginning to wonder if you've EVER been to the dunes before KSI became a part of it. That parking lot was crammed full- people ALWAYS parking on the side of the road...BOTH SIDES!! You STILL serve absolutely NO purpose over here. Maybe you should pull your head out of your @ss and quit twisting the story and the details surrounding it and take your oblivious self somewhere else. You're not talking to a bunch of out of state people trying to pick a side to be on- you're addressing people who know better! And each time you post you make a bigger fool of yourself.
I wouldn't bet on anything. The hills have never been so bare as they are now. But, when one appears to be on hallucinogens 24/7 like you appear to be - perception problems are expected BR>
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Gee I don't know?
I guess they'll park at the NEW parking lot. I guess I never was at the hills when it was that full. But I can bet it gets that full again!
Well, that's the understatement of the day!
I'm beginning to wonder if you've EVER been to the dunes before KSI became a part of it. That parking lot was crammed full- people ALWAYS parking on the side of the road...BOTH SIDES!! You STILL serve absolutely NO purpose over here. Maybe you should pull your head out of your @ss and quit twisting the story and the details surrounding it and take your oblivious self somewhere else. You're not talking to a bunch of out of state people trying to pick a side to be on- you're addressing people who know better! And each time you post you make a bigger fool of yourself.
I wouldn't bet on anything. The hills have never been so bare as they are now. But, when one appears to be on hallucinogens 24/7 like you appear to be - perception problems are expected BR>
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Talk about someone with their head stuck somewhere!! You need to find Jesus and have him help you get a grip on that anger you carry!! what a heavy burden it must be! I'll pray for you and hope you can get some much needed help!! God bless you!
My job here is done....but Jesus asked me to stay and help save you from your ignorance BR>
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Yes I have children and yes they rode the dunes since they were five. But unless my memory is really that bad, you know I do have mad cow disease, I don't remember anything so steep that they had to take the easement to miss a really steep hill. I was the worst mother in the world when it came to my children riding. I would have to puke everytime we went to the hills just hoping and praying no one got hurt. So I understand your concern and I believe children should have a special pass when it comes to easement riding but ONLY to miss a dune that they can't handle. The big kids and adults go sailing down the easement I believe for the sure joy they get from terrorizing the little kids and other adults. Just everyone use common sense, but sense we all know that will never happen.....rules are born!
Woman, once again you amaze me:
You say you don't remember anything so steep that people should have to take the easement?
I guess you are not aware that the surface you are riding on is SAND! It is not set in stone, it does have a tendency to shift OR CHANGE! What one weekend could have nice, well rounded tops may the next visit be sporting a nice, steep drop off. As you know, the area we live in is infamous for 40+ MPH winds in ANY direction at any time of the year- dunes can drastically change in a matter of hours! It appears Raptorlegs was trying to give you another side to a story- from what I have read in the past - he has always maintained that he is trying very hard to stay neutral and give KSI the benefit of the doubt. He gives you his reason for wanting to ride on the easement, a very legitimate one, and you come in and dismiss it pretty much- I mean are you suggesting parents should ride along side of them in the dunes while the child rides down the easement until they reach smaller dunes? I don't know about you, but when my kids are riding, they ride WITH me.
You also stated you believe people ride down the easement to terrorize others? Majority of the time, people ride down the easement to get to a different section of the dunes from a different way...that's one of the beauties of riding out there- you're free to go whatever way you feel like going. I always thought people who couldn't ride away from the parking lot were just there to show off-- those are the ones you have to worry about, the ones who like to ride by camp doing wheelies or blazing wide open in 4th gear and/or jumping the closest dunes without spotters. We like to get away from the "idiots" when we are riding- TO AND FROM!
The point of the easement BS was SPECIFICALLY so that people were FORCED to ride THROUGH KSI PROPERTY to get to the remainder of the dunes. Plain and simple.
SO keep trying to spread your KSI propaganda and people will keep refuting you! God bless you
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I'm even going to save you a step
refute: (1) to prove, as a statement or argument, to be false or incorrect (2) to prove (someone) to be wrong
BR>
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You really need to go back and read what I posted because you somehow got me mixed up with someone else.hr>
As Happy Bunny says, it worries me how dumb you are~
but whatever you say
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you two stop it!
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HE started it. hr>
Just as I suspected BR>
FYI Target does NOT suck- I stay out of there but NOT because it sucks..lol
I just hate to shop period!
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Is there a worse store than JC Penny? No toys, no electronics, no tools and no automotive. Why would I want to go there? hr>
Yes- its called Harbor Freight! No bras, no panties, no shoes, NOTHING!
hey- speaking of Target- apparently the Dallas area has SUPER TARGETS!!
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Is there a worse store than JC Penny? No toys, no electronics, no tools and no automotive. Why would I want to go there? hr>
Yes- its called Harbor Freight! No bras, no panties, no shoes, NOTHING!
hey- speaking of Target- apparently the Dallas area has SUPER TARGETS!! hr>
I love Harbor Freight. Keep a catalogue in my library at all times. BR>
What exactly is Victoria's secret? Here's mine. I'd just rather you just get naked. hr>
well at least you can wipe with it if you run out of TP! haha
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What exactly is Victoria's secret? Here's mine. I'd just rather you just get naked. hr>
What's up with spending 100 bucks on a bra and panty set I don't want to see on a woman in anyway?
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Really now???
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What exactly is Victoria's secret? Here's mine. I'd just rather you just get naked. hr>
What's up with spending 100 bucks on a bra and panty set I don't want to see on a woman in anyway?
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Really now???
Well, if you willing to model, ok then. Don't forget the pointy shoes too. hr>
yeah- I'll ride in on my broom-- we'll meet up at the Super Target BR>
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shhhhhhhh
lets don't all speak at once
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Oh my goodness- that is too funny- I've got to regain my composure
