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V ybir ovt oernfgrq jbzra naq rawbl haybnqvat ubg znawhvpr ba gurz
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LMAO. no german. not bad spelling. you hold the key in your mind.
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Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
No language spoken on this earth. lol.
and trust me, you don't want to know what it says.lol hr>
Your kidding me.. I think samson would enjoy the meaning
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I only see a couple lines and some bumps where im staring baby
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Bumps with bumps on top is my favorite.. They usually come in pairs img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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I hope you guys can just read between the lines hr>
And which lines should I focus my attention on?
that's entirely up to you...but I suggest stearing clear of OFC haha
No lines here chica.. Nothin but Man curves
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
hey! hold it down in here!!!
I'm trying to focus!
~~~bothus?~~~navaho~~~no a dallas ho and my friend is a ftworth ho~~~~
gurrrrrrrr
my email clicks with every post
~~hole digger~~it notes~~er~~pink floyd dark side of the moon~~~
Hey!!! I said hold it down!!
OMG I'M FREAKING OUT...have to have a POST HO FIX!!
gurrrrrrr
V tbg n ovt by cbfg gung jvyy fngvfsl lbhe arrq sbe n svk. Ubj jbhyq lbh yvxr vg? Sebag Qbbe be onpx qbbe? V'yy orng hc bar naq oernxqbja gur bgure
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Wow...looks like a nasty sprain on your tongue OFC...get hurt over the weekend??hr>
Nyy v qvq nyy jrrxraq jnf Shpx gur fuvg evtug bhggn guvf fyhg gung jnf cnlva zr tbbq pnfu gb shpx ure.
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~~flips post over~~~flips post upside down~~~
Hey where are the english instructions?
LMAO you didnt cut it in half and start over agin though
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LMAO. you dont wanna know what i was sayin anyway.. just smile n' nod
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I got some ideas of what you can do with that middle finger... HEY HEY HEY didnt your momma tell you to keep your hands on yourself
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I got some ideas of what you can do with that middle finger... HEY HEY HEY didnt your momma tell you to keep your hands on yourself hr>
My momma told me to fly that bird with both hands...IN STEREO!
~manually types in~~img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
Two fingers 2 holes you know where to stick em!
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Originally posted by: samsonsworld
I swear....OFC, his finger and any available orifice. BR>
Quit picking on the ladies OFC. hr>
Hey she started it man.. She done flipped me off.. At least i didnt break them off wich is what i would normally do
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I swear....OFC, his finger and any available orifice. BR>
Quit picking on the ladies OFC. hr>
Hey she started it man.. She done flipped me off.. At least i didnt break them off wich is what i would normally do hr>
I would have seen it more as an invitation than a rude gesture. hr>
So in retort i should say to her... "So you wanna do what to me? And how many times? WAAAHOOOOO"
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Originally posted by: samsonsworld
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboySo in retort i should say to her... "So you wanna do what to me? And how many times? WAAAHOOOOO"
OFC, the love god has struck.
I just want to know if you wear a diaper like Cupid? hr>
No I wear a lepard print banana hammock
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Im feelin old.
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Maybe in 20 years
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Say! Where the h*ll is everybody??
Bunch of no Kermit chatterin fools up in here! hr>
Well looks like TXduneRippa is havin a talk with herself agin
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funny she said fools...and here you and I come!! hr>
yeah i know huh sheesh, we must have radar..
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Hung might not be the best word to use.
Swing High, Swing Low- Hung high or Hung low??
wait....don't answer that-- men always exaggerate hr>
You gotta exagerate when your hung like a hamster on a good day
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
we are getting a light rain...so we've run indoors to the computer! hr>
Overcast and about 80 with light breeze. but i need to stay inside for a couple days as i had waaaay to much sun over the weekend. My hair went 3 shades blonder and my face about 10 shades redder
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My face turns redder each time your around OFC .... where is the blushing smiley??!
Aww shux..
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I'm here - antagonizing this group--RL ran right outta here when size came up.
I always like to supersize my order BR>
What up DD & OFC
Not a whole lot.. Just hiding from that strange orb in the sky....
I preffer to petite size my order..
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
My dang smilies don't work here at home- I gotta just know em.
I can relate to the sunburn. Few weeks ago my thighs were smokin- unfortunately, it was from the sun. I think the worst place to be sunburned is on your knees. Been there done that. We won't discuss carpet burns...LMAO!
I get my burn on when out on the boat wakeboarding.. Its only the morining to about 3pm sun that kills me. after 3pm no big deal.. But when im out workin in the fields sweating buckets coverd in dust i don't realize my skin is gettin hot cuz im just hot already. Its messed
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyI preffer to petite size my order..
One word for you OFC. Gymnists.
Though I prefer the female version! hr>
You think OFC don't know? you forget? I was a gymnist umm I was the water boy for the girls gymnastics team.. yeah thats it
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you wanna know more?
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
RL it was a Hot pic you shared with Ripper and I ... I've spent the longest time wondering
is he wearing spandex?
He wasnt showin you that long rod of his.. man that picture is quite revealing
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I'm missing a pork chop-- think it was the dog!!!
yea, poor TIPPY takes all the blame.
Same dog George Carlan had.
Mud dog would never steal anything off the table.. he is in my room staring at a bag of White tail jerky right now. He just stares at stuff till i fork it over.. he knows im a softy and if he asks for it nicely then he gets. If he steals chit he gets his ass beat
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
RL it was a Hot pic you shared with Ripper and I ... I've spent the longest time wondering
is he wearing spandex?
He wasnt showin you that long rod of his.. man that picture is quite revealing hr>
Think that's revealing, you should see my c0ck! hr>
OMG its so red and so erect.. it must be ready to fight
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I will show you mine too
That sure is a nice pussy.. But a lil large.. Makes a guy feel inadeqaute.. That cock would make a small meal for a pussy like that
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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I will show you mine too
That sure is a nice pussy.. But a lil large.. Makes a guy feel inadeqaute.. That cock would make a small meal for a pussy like that
This pussy should make a meal of an inadequate cock.
works better with the link thingie. lol
I got a Giant Frickin Cock. it would tear your lil pussy apart
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I will show you mine too
That sure is a nice pussy.. But a lil large.. Makes a guy feel inadeqaute.. That cock would make a small meal for a pussy like that
This pussy should make a meal of an inadequate cock.
works better with the link thingie. lol
I got a Giant Frickin Cock. it would tear your lil pussy apart hr>
I always knew the only giant cock you have is plastic! LMAO! hr>
well when the Typical cock Can't get her done. We break out the plastic one
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Fock that.. Biatch better pull out her plastic or im done
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I got a web cam that overlooks my cock all day
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Dammit! I'm supposed to be working tonight! hr>
Things have gotten that bad huh that sucks man
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Maybe if you play dress up with your Wiener
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Im gonna get my boy some boots for the boat Muttluks
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How did OFC get this started?? BR>I don't even care for cats...I'm a Dog lover..
**she said as the door opens wide for some rude comments**
you like a big dog do ya?
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As long as they are gentle hr>
I got a big Dog that loves to be petted careful though he drools when he gets excited
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We do address the ISSUES here and there...but mostly BS.
ration = 99.9% BS 0.1% important stuff.. but that number may be a lil gratuitous
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Yes. BR>
So how do you feel about 3-somes? hr>
Me, you and what other MAN?
Ummmmm...one of my favorite things hr>
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">AAAAHEEEEEEM....
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You would look CUTE dolled up and duct taped in the lawn chair. hr>
If I find you attractive in that state would I be g a y ?
Nope just fun
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img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">AAAAHEEEEEEM.... hr>
Author who??
RL and OFC remind me I'm really 25 at heart......
I was actually thinkin.. Me you and a replica of me.. That qualifies as a threesome?
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I'll go for it RL....how about you??
RL would get a lil to turned on by OFC that would cause a lil too much mental trauma for him to deal with
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I'm thinking I would get ignored...roflmfao
You tryin to say i love myself too much, and theres no room for you?
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Im no good don't get your hopes up BR>
Picies/Aries... 22 march
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I don't think watching yourself in the mirror qualifies for a threesome...it would be naughty to watch you smack your own bootie though hr>
You don't quite follow.. They make a signature series OFC replica.... img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
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LMAO.. nice pick up line...
So DD you like boats do ya?
How about you come down to the lake with me, Hop on my Vessel and meet my Semen
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I would be interested in the prototype
you ever heard of create a mate?
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
No
details in a PM
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All that is important is the vessel stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.
we have an emergency evacuation routine that takes a mere 10 seconds tops
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Thats it.. Im movin south.. that heat has some effect on the womens down thar
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yeah no exagerating..
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So DD you like boats do ya?
A Pisces loves water and water sports.
I have a tattoo of a fish on my right wrist
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I have a freckle on my inner thigh
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
I thought of DD when i saw this /a>
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My new dune flag Warning /a>
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yeah she makes a ton of kewl flags.. I need to fly a couple Be like a banchee boy with dual fags
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Objects in mirror appear smaller, Toxic Gas
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good eving TXDR
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Only riding that got done at our house was on the powerwheels And I'm not allowed on that.
LMFAO...Same here..My wife says i cant ride on my boys powerwheels..She thinks it has to much power for me....
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Thought I'd jump in and take a few whacks for you, OFC. hr>
Fwew.. Thanx man. I needed some relief.. I aint gonna beable to sit for a week.
Dang OFC, now you're gettin your backside tore up over here? You really are a HO! Hope ya gettin paid brutha BR>
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Its alright.. Im makin around 6 bucks a post. according to uncle sam hr>
For most that's below poverty level. For you that's quite a number.BR>
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you better bring that warming KY - cause I'm not even gonna spit!
oh I crack myself UP!!!
(you got me all flustered and I screwed up )
Hmmm, I'm startin to like it over here........... BR>
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That's a temptin offer there scoot. I'm dead certain I'm gonna pass on that.
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BR>
What's a brotha gotta do to get his veggie checked?
Go hang out at the supermarket. BR>
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Special HOWDY to 1of4 and FB!
Mornin Uncle Scooter and Ripper.
Howdy DD good to see ya again. BR>
Uncle Scooter? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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I've been vegin' out BR>Doing alright...how about yall?
Careful, don't mention veggies to Scooter. He'll want you to check its firmness. BR>
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I've been vegin' out BR>Doing alright...how about yall?
Careful, don't mention veggies to Scooter. He'll want you to check its firmness. hr>
Thump it real good a couple of times...He will claim it is ripe!
LMAO.... I aint thumpin nuthin of Scooters! BR>
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Hey, no crushing the grapes. hr>
True, they bruise way too easy. BR>
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He would never be the same.
Neither would I.
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Dang, DuneDragin is bustin out. What's up man, they have you locked away for the past couple years and you just getting back out...LOL
You go man, that's some good stuff you're putting up...
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DuneDragin is a female, WB. hr>
Uh...yea...uh...I knew that. Just seeing if anybody was going to catch that...BR>
Sorry!!!
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Yea Samson, I'm figuring out now why you're hanging out in Kermit...all the ladies.
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Got Staind in the player right now. BR>
Web, where were you going with this before you found out DuneDragin is female? hr>
I think he was wanting to deliver dunedragin a pizza with an extra pepperoni???
J/K! hr>
LOL...yea, not sure where I was going, but I will tell you that the hint of rugged masculinity combined with that whisper of feminine sensativity was quite intoxicating...and yet confusing at the same time img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
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LOL...yea, not sure where I was going, but I will tell you that the hint of rugged masculinity combined with that whisper of feminine sensativity was quite intoxicating...and yet confusing at the same time img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">hr>
I guess yesterday afternoon in the zone, with Samson and OFC talkin', must have got you confused. hr>
Hey, he said some broke toothless drunk fat chick might find me to be quite the catch.
I'm a sucker for compliments. hr>
And who among us hasn't had the ego pump up a couple points when that broke toothless drunk fat chick singled us out of the crowd and said to all her friends "that dude over there might be drunk and desperate enough to even do me tonight. And he ain't THAT ugly". Uplifts me just thinking about it...
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And who among us hasn't had the ego pump up a couple points when that broke toothless drunk fat chick singled us out of the crowd and said to all her friends "that dude over there might be drunk and desperate enough to even do me tonight. And he ain't THAT ugly". Uplifts me just thinking about it...
Wow (wipes tear from eye) this is reminding me so much of my wedding proposal.
Oh man...LMFAO!!! I don't even what to know what the honeymoon might of been like....okay, I'm lying, yes I do!!!
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I should add...I have NEVER bore a child...
(removes foot from mouth)
Sorry, thought you said you had kids. If it makes you feel better, I have never bore a child either.
But I can show you how to do the plaster cast thing. hr>
Well Scoot, at least you didn't call her a dude!!! BR>
Hi DD and the rest of you Kermit folks...
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Morning CHATTER...
I'm up Scooter, but not cause I want to be...
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Wow, no CHATTER in Kermit at all today...must of been a long weekend.
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Wow, no CHATTER in Kermit at all today...must of been a long weekend.
Naaww the girls just met samson out there and decided they are safer to not meet guys on the internet hr>
LMAO...girls, girls, please don't accept Samson as the standard on the internet. Get to know OFC and I and find out what a real man is all about.
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You too kind my friend Too Kind I just treat em mean and keep em keen If they get too irritating i might have to slap em around a lil bit or stuff a gag ball in their mouth.
Chicks dig that man...LOL...the day of the sensative man is over.
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Chicks dig that man...LOL...the day of the sensative man is over.
Thats what im talkin about. Men have been pussified far to long. Its time to get back our caveman roots. Beat that biacth on the head with your club and drag her byt the hair back to your cave hr>
...for a candlelight dinner and some snuggling...LMAO
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners hr>
Samson in a Tu-Tu swinging upside-down on a trapeze...hell yea, I'd pay to see that!!!
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LOL...morning CHATTER...well, maybe afternoon already?
How's about I just say "HEY!!!".
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I haven't been to the circus in years...won't go back either- they need to let all the damn animals go back to the wild-- In lieu of animals they should use some of the spinners hr>
Samson in a Tu-Tu swinging upside-down on a trapeze...hell yea, I'd pay to see that!!!
LO! I'll do it if your ride a unicycle after I remove the seat! hr>
Okay, then you have to stick your "head" in the lioness' mouth...how you like that circus freak!!!! LOL
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Can I use a baby lion and peanut butter? OFC says it works with cows. hr>
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LOL...morning CHATTER...well, maybe afternoon already?
How's about I just say "HEY!!!".
make it hey ya'll and we may accept you in our little Texas world hr>
Hey Ya'll...
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ok- I guess I can play the lioness hr>
Do you like peanut butter?
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2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account hr>
LMAO...more than that makes it all about you...
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Hey- it rained on us at the drive inn saturday night for about ohhh....I don't know....15 SECONDS!!!
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knock on wood...I haven't done anything to injure myself yet....and if I did do something stupid...I managed to ride it out...i do NOT want to hurt myself..haha
no- didn't try the chihuahua-- maybe next time~
and NO scooter...I do not trust the weatherman
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I want a heart!!
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Rippin....glad you found your way over
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ALLRIGHT!!!! Dragin's up and around and its not even noon yet lmao!! I'm so jealous when she gets to sleep in~
good morning BR>
Rippin...not sure-- doubt it...though I am definately having some sand withdrawals!
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Good morning DD...lol, somthing about that acronym I really like!
that just gave me an inferiority complex BR>
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RL- I bet everyone would give a $1 for your entry fee....lmao!
hopefully your honda would be able to keep up
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That's OK. Many people underestimate my EX's abilities. Why just a few weeks ago I smoked my 7 year old on her 100.
I would make a bet and race Ripper but if the view is better from the back I might lose on purpose. hr>
Just for that...I'm letting you win..lmao!!
Thanks for helping a sista out with her heart RL
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I'd be happy to show you the taillight and some roost....
any roosting involved and I'm calling in my 10 yr old who lives to roost people and he ain't skeered to take up for momma
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You know it would be a lot easier if you gals would just put, "I have no penis" in your signatures. hr>
well....I put a "Penis Wanted" ad in the classifieds....but no one's gotten back to me yet
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Testicals …don&39;t octopuses have 8 ? hr>
that's IT!! changing my ad to "octopus wanted"
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awww- right here at Valentines too...
now if you'll put those words into action AND put the toilet seat down...you're wife will appreciate that and you'll be "in there" BR>
no pun intended of course~
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does anyone know how to get this damn forum to quit notifying your email? it says that you can unsubscribe but I can't get it to work. I'm getting tired of 30 emails a day from the forum. somebody help!
LMAO- I looked just today....couldn't figure it out either
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does anyone know how to get this damn forum to quit notifying your email? it says that you can unsubscribe but I can't get it to work. I'm getting tired of 30 emails a day from the forum. somebody help!
It tells you on every email you receive how to unsubscribe but anyways hit on your today tab and on the left you will see the area to unsubscribe. Check the threads you don't want and then down at the bottom of that list hit unsubscribe.
shiot--- who knew you should read the email notification..lol
I'm quick as a whip-- somedays quicker than others
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I kinda prefer ZZ Top concerts myself... but I've led a sheltered life!
I AM STARVING!!!! I'm not going to make it to lunch...time to break out the cheese puffs~
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Of course, everyone here knows what oral sex with a 60 year old woman reminds you of....
Depends. hr>
LMAO- nasty @ss Scooter....
you've managed to make me not want puffs anymore~
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I kinda prefer ZZ Top concerts myself...
Has ZZ ever done a Superbowl halftime show??
I've been to 2 ZZ concerts!! Awesome!
couldn't say..but they played one year at the State Fair in Dallas...Steve Miller, Santana and ZZ Top...4 high school girls traveling out of town just for that concert...I'm still repenting for some of my actions that weekend..haha
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I remember seeing ZZ Top and the Stones at the Cotton Bowl in '81. hr>
ahhh should've know freak nasty boy would know the answer..hahaha
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Details.....PLEASE! hr>
well if I told you...I'd have inflict bodily injury & hide your body
and no one wants the FBI snooping around
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But out of curiousity, which body part would you start with?
depends on what kind of mood I'm in and how loud you scream~
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IF there is creative use of a silk tie! hr>
Now why in the WORLD would you bring up ties? That's the second time I've sniffed something fishy and we're a long ways from water.
EWWWWWWW-- don't start talking like that!
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Heck- I'm just gonna get drunk~
Poor Rippin...he may just be overwhelmed at all the email response lol
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6 AM?? I'm out on that...I hold out till at least 6:30 probably why everyday is a bad hair day..haha
Speaking for myself- I'd love to go for a day ride...without kids...so I can actually ride...but who knows what we'll do...I'm all about being spontaneous. If we go...I've got to count change...we thought that would be too funny to pay in change....1,400 pennies maybe??
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Dragin...break out the silver change for RL...so he doesn't feel "cheap" when he's being used~
I might make it now...finally got my Dr P and the men are starting to take flight from the office which will be the smartest thing they could do today..now I'm off to lunch to take advantage of my.....lunch hour!
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Post #200!! ~Party Horns and Baloons~
I was hoping you took GREEN STAMPS..or GOLD BOND STAMPS!
You might have to ask Scooter what those are, since your such a young pup! hr>
Hell- even I know what green stamps are...remember licking a hella lot of green stamps to those books and my grandmother still has possession of most things she got with them!
congrats on post 200...you're getting up there..lmao~
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Dragin...break out the silver change for RL...so he doesn't feel "cheap" when he's being used~
I might even pull a buy one inch get two for free! hr>
that's IT???? Come on now...we're in TX remember....everything is bigger in TX
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Dragin...break out the silver change for RL...so he doesn't feel "cheap" when he's being used~
I might even pull a buy one inch get two for free! hr>
that's IT???? Come on now...we're in TX remember....everything is bigger in TX
You ever read about a puffer fish? It can puff up to several times it's original size. hr>
Yeah but the downside to that: To thwart predators, puffer fish employ some "Puff Daddy" defenses that can make the fish too much of a mouthful to be meal.
AND what a shame that would be BR>
I'm just gonna start calling you Puff Daddy from now on...haha
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Watch out Ripper...those Puffer fish are green with brown spots on them.BR>That's cameo to the extreme!!
lmao- no doubt
dang RL that wasn't a very good comparison now was it??
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsSeriously though, I just need a porta-potty and hiney hider for the oldest brat. I can whip it out anywhere. hr>
Well for the girl campers might I suggest the FIRST step in upgrade:
Wal-Mart replacement lid for potty.
5 gallon bucket.
folding shovel.
MAKE LIKE A CAT IN A SANDBOX! DON'T FORGET TO COVER IT UP.
hehe- or she could just squat on dad's nerf bars
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Good morning people! Almost Friday...we all may make it
Lesbianism is overrated-- if women really didn't want a p*nis there wouldn't be such a demand for the fake ones...lmao
I watched Cheaters last night and it was the first time I saw 2 men as the couple-- The one that was being cheated on was sappier than any woman I know...I wanted to spit up- but I couldn't quit laughing~ I thought hmm... what do you call a fight between 2 "men lovers"....would that be considered a cat fight?
I've watched GGW- it was stupid- those women need to get some self respect and fast-- I mean all they get is a lousy t-shirt
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The word on the street...LOTS of non paying riders PACKED into the parking lot and 18 acre area crawling with quads. Sounds like a nightmare with the DPS keeping folks off the sides of the road (parking included).
Bring a Heavy Coat, a shoe horn and vaseline to squeeze in between the day trippers for parking.
Oh rats...you guys know what a shoe horn is?
Very interesting- quite a different report from what the KSI mascot reported back last time.
I certainly know what a shoe horn is all thanks to Grandpa...He also taught me how to tie a tie...but that I've forgotten
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ok- I'm just going to consider myself "educated" on GGW....heck- I'll watch anything for at least 5 min-- I'm just nosey that way...haha
no comment on the rest
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Think that holds true for all of us.
TXDR, I never understood how a woman could strip in front of a bunch of strangers....but a private showing on the other hand. I've got a pocket full of dollar bills. hr>
as long as its not change- not even rolled change!!!
I don't know RL, maybe the same way those men do it-- though I think its BS there are no male strip clubs around...I'd go in, at least once
Men, they have it so rough
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No ideal.
No pig farmers or sheep hearders in the family.
Just REAL Cowboys.
Like Ripper I can tie a silk tie. But when she finishes...you can go to work. When I tie it, you won't go any where till I'm finished.
HEY!!! not if I didn't want him to..lmao!
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Morning Dragin
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RIGHT ON BROTHA!
A jacuzzi under starry night.
Had one in the back yard at home.
Sure hate to be in there naked when a lightning storm comes up. The neighbors come out into back yard, turn on all the outside lights! You can't help but think what the write up in the paper is gonna look like. What a way to go!
I've come close to fullfilling that one several times but always got interupted.
Hammick, small boat or raft.....4-wheeler. Someday. hr>
dang- I was thinking he wanted to do it at the planetarium..haha
speaking of boat...I backed into one the other day...I called the owner and reported it to him...he didn't sound too friendly...sheesh- like I meant to do it on purpose...he wanted to know how much damage blah blah- I wanted to say get up off your @ss and go look for yourself...shiot- lucky I called and told you...I know plenty of people who would've said oh well..too bad so sad...but I believe in karma.
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Why? Is that where Karma lives? hr>
Well funny you asked...the Karma is very strong there!
The nights are also very dark with more stars than you can imagine!
uhh yeah.....that's where my youngest came from...DOH!
dang those starry nights!
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too funny you two
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Hey I got ya RL....I'm still MOURNING the loss of BARRY WHITE too hr>
You nailed it. Good guess. hr>
But we still have Percey Sledge and now Ruben Studdard!!
RUBEN, RUBEN, RUBEN!
I'm more of a 95X and kbat sort of feller but when I'm in the mood, you could put in Bethoven on and that's fine by me. hr>
what?? no 70's porn music going on in the background? I bet that's what Scooter likes
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I just have a soundtrack
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noooo...she's trying to find a spot for all of us to go get drunk!!!
i think the races sound cool...just some more lost profit for KSI
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I'd definately be out on the mud situation...I'll get dirty and act like a heathern somewhere else...like the planetarium- sorry, couldn't resist.
yeah, is this the salt flats? Never been there but I have heard about it...not too sure hubby is keen on that...he's all about the sand.
as far as valentines....I can't speak for you...but I'm thinking the big pack of rechargeable batteries for myself is in order!
never can be too prepared in case of a natural disaster
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So what should I get myself for Valentines? Hmmmmm.
Start in Midland Park Mall---Victoria's secret. Get a baby doll nightie with a g-string (modest but really sexy). A FEATHER trim to tickle your fancy (just for PREverts...not full blown PERverts like Scooter) BR>Don't forget to stop by and get a Barry White cd (continious play).
2 bottles of LeJon Cold Duck chilled to 48 degrees.
Stop by Dollar Store for couple of Champaign flutes, and scented pillar candle...
IMHO
I'll say that sounds waaaay better than my idea ~
except the barry white cd...lol
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plum wine is very good...had some at pf chengs in vegas....all of it was YUMMY--
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So what should I get myself for Valentines? Hmmmmm.
Start in Midland Park Mall---Victoria's secret. Get a baby doll nightie with a g-string (modest but really sexy). A FEATHER trim to tickle your fancy (just for PREverts...not full blown PERverts like Scooter) BR>Don't forget to stop by and get a Barry White cd (continious play).
2 bottles of LeJon Cold Duck chilled to 48 degrees.
Stop by Dollar Store for couple of Champaign flutes, and scented pillar candle...
IMHO
I'll say that sounds waaaay better than my idea ~
except the barry white cd...lol
Liquor sounds good but my blow up doll is just too hard to dress.
dress her before you blow her up!
gosh - I'm full of all kinds of good ideas today
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gotta go get some whiskey for the workplace
I love my job BR>
I'll be back (in my best terminator voice)
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well- hopefully the blow up doll drinks...haha
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wooo hooo I taste that whiskey
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And one alter boy. hr>
Riiiiiight BR>
it just sounds better like that-- need one to make things even
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Mornin' yall BR>
RL are you using disappearing crayon on that love poem??
Hot damn- dragin is on before 9 and I was actually at work at 8...I'm not sure but I'm thinking hell is probably beginning to freeze over~
RL- I'm sure you do whether you admit it or not...lol
and Scooter- I do know military time-- what am I saying...I almost know everything
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Oh Lordy, she's female alright! BR>
Fine, I'll test you. What color is my underwear?
"Barry White"
noooo- he said he likes commando...so that would be just a hint of nude~
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Willie is doing a Valentines day Concert in Marfa.
Wonder if the Marfa lights would cause Ripper to have twins?
Ohhh hell no...I'm out on that...and I could say something truly nasty here...but I'm going to bite my fingers.
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%^$#! hr>
so that means I'm right??
Correction...it wouldn't be a hint of nude- man said he needs a tan...so get out those cheap sunglasses!
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just believe I am the female version of god...and its all good!
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just believe I am the female version of god...and its all good!
Except your motto is "come forth and multiply!"? hr>
nooo- no more multiplying BR>
just come forth and practice..lol
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So what do you mom's think of getdrunk?
Start on p85.
I think that little *** needs to have his head slapped around like Beetlejuice
get him boys!
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Sorry, man! I couldn't resist. What are you, like 40?
Let's just say MWQ is a year (and a half) older than me. BR>
Like 40, man I wish.
If you're only as old as you feel....well....then I'm right there with ya. hr>
Amen- me too!
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Speaking of...how's the head feeling this morning? hr>
Oh just fine- ty I was even early to work this morning....I only had one drink...anymore than that and I would've kept on driving by the daycare...haha
I only tease about being a lush
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If you're only as old as you feel....
I feel like a 20 year old.
But I don't think it's gonna happen without an exchange of cash. hr>
Just feel yourself....that way if you need to lie...you're lying to yourself and no need to repent.
you're a baaaaad influence scooter
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Early teens and post marriage...is there another option?
you know there is...somewhere
but, like Scooters dilema...it prob requires an exchange of cash
i guess...maybe...who knows, THIS is something I know nothing about!
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Me neither. Sucked down a few Natural Lights last night. Good! Cheap! ...but always gives me gas.
good lord- TMI
that's why you should drink crown
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Me neither. Sucked down a few Natural Lights last night. Good! Cheap! ...but always gives me gas.
good lord- TMI
that's why you should drink crown hr>
What? You make it sound like a BAD thing??? BR>
My tummy can't take the hard stuff anymore.
well apparently your gastrointestinal tract can't take the cheap stuff..LMAO!
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Me neither. Sucked down a few Natural Lights last night. Good! Cheap! ...but always gives me gas.
good lord- TMI
that's why you should drink crown hr>
Last time I was down in Mexico, picked up a liter for 17 dollars. BR>
Could have bought a bottle of Petron for 28. Still kicking myself for not buying that. Already have enough tequila, but could have sold that here for a lot more.
wish I could remember what I did last time I was in Mexico....
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wish I could remember what I did last time I was in Mexico....
Sometimes, it's better not to know. hr>
She always makes herself sound a little on the wild side but tease, tease, tease....never any details.
Or better yet, pictures or video! hr>
Good at that aren't I? Now where the heck is that angel smiley??
pictures and video-- now that's just evidence and never, ever, ever, EVER would be a good idea~
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She always makes herself sound a little on the wild side but tease, tease, tease....never any details.
Or better yet, pictures or video! hr>
As long as no animals were harmed in the making of those videos. hr>
I'd never harm anything on purpose!
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Not to mention
I was implying it had been many years since I was in Mexico....high school- long time ago...yes, in my past, things I did apparently affected both the long term and short term memory areas of my brain.
I didn't think they were really serious about the dangers
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no police reports...but I have definately had my share of tickets.
Last ticket I got.. I was dropping my kids off in front of the elementary school. Of course I was stopped in the road because all the frickin teachers were parking up against the curb on both sides of the street. There is no drop off area so to speak...you've got the curb and that's pretty much it. But people were complaining because parents were blocking their driveways- I mean come on...you're stopped for less than a minute. I did get a little pissy with him because I just thought it was BS- I asked him where- since there was not a spot to pull up against the curb, I should let the kids out. He couldn't tell me- nor could the principal when I called. Yet- I drive down the street by the High School and parents stop at the redlight...in the street...WHEREVER to let their kids out (very busy street in the mornings). I guess the city just couldn't take any chances of having some @sswipe's driveway blocked.
That ticket cost me $85 BR>
Real rule breaker I am-- Calgon, take me away!
Hey- I think I've found my signature change I've been thinking about~ it's all about that karma. Wait and it shall come.
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxOh, it's true. I think that is why I need glasses. hr>
It's sorta funny. I got glasses but everything looks so much better without them.
Especially mirrors.
I've got glasses but I'm certain my reason is not the same as ya'lls!
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Just the usual..clean house, grocery store and RV show tomorrow.
Maybe we'll see ya there BR>
have a good weekend all....and Dragin, where you been girl? I know...she's been at the RV show. I'm ready to check out the toyhaulers. We went and checked out the Dune Chaser a couple of weekends ago. Very nice, just not sure I really want all that chrome and black/white checkerboard as a design scheme BR>
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dang- its quiet today....I'm wondering where the weekend report is?
Its a busy day around the office...things aren't looking up for some that I have come in contact with today....incompetence surrounds me- I thought that only happened at home?BR>
I don't really know if I ever used a monitor when they were babies..lol-- and NOW I ignore...pretend I don't hear the dilema and maybe dad will get up Unless someone's puking...I generally will not get up!
drop that monitor in the toilet and that should end that dilema- unless you have a dog that you can blame it on. Hey, accidents happen.....
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yeah- hate to hear about your wheeler rippin...last time my kicker didn't kick...well I won't say what was the matter...don't want to jinx ya
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TXDR, was you raised around all guys? Or maybe it's just you think a lot like me? OK, the second would be a little scary! hr>
No need to tell you how I became practically perfect in everyway...just feel better knowing I am
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As long as it doesn't go to your head, Ms. Perfection. hr>
LMAO- nevah!!!
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I'm bored....but all I'm waiting on is 5.
All this drama and no cheese puffs to calm my anxiety! Puffs make the world a better place.
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nope
I know I don't need any...bossman already pointed out my fat rolls BR>
someone twisted your arm to inhale? BAAAAAAAAAD boy!
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so are we suppose to still be guessing?? I have no clue...you're gonna have to give a hint~
I don't win anything either...use to play 95x all the time- won some $ a couple of times...but I stopped listening to them...they playing weirdo music now a days...I need some Godsmack or White Zombie today!
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Samson, does the hat have anything to do with a paper manufacturer?
Nope. But probably only something DR would get since it's local.
I really want one of those from BJ Services with the 1-800 number on it. hr>
I got it, I got it!! The answer anyway BR>
Happy Valentine's Day to all you sappy saps out there! Congrats on the room Scooter...that sounds like something worth winning.
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I got it, I got it!! The answer anyway hr>
I thougth it was too early for that on a weekday.
only if you're married...
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Morning Ripper!!
Having a Happy Love Fest Day??
yummmmm....love the orange filled dark chocolate!
I better come up with a plan for sweetie day...LOL
Afternoon Dragin
I guess you could hum him a song!
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I guess you could hum him a song! hr>
Beaten to the punch again. BR>
You have how many brothers?
one...& he taught me how to be devious
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Morning Ripper!!
Having a Happy Love Fest Day??
yummmmm....love the orange filled dark chocolate!
I better come up with a plan for sweetie day...LOL
Afternoon Dragin
I guess you could hum him a song! hr>
I think that is an excellent idea.
Hummm him a tune from the Lawrence Welk Show...HE REALLY LIKES the CHAMPAIGN CORK POP thang!!!BR>Ok so only Scooter remembers what I'm talking about...LOL
You know...I can't think of a better person to explain that to us than Scooter BR>
I bet I got the gist though
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Is it 5 YET??????????
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Is it 5 YET??????????
It is somewhere! hr>
yeah- probably in Margaritaville
wonder if they are having cheeseburgers in paradise too?
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Is it 5 YET??????????
It is somewhere! hr>
yeah- probably in Margaritaville
wonder if they are having cheeseburgers in paradise too?
Margaritas and cheeseburgers! My type of woman! BR>
Hey, what are the 4 major food groups? You have dairy, veggies/fruit, meats and bread, right? Well, what's a burger? cheese, lettuce/tomato, beef and buns. I give you the perfect food for a healthy lifestyle according to my 3rd grade teacher. God bless her soul!!!! hr>
don't forget that important game of kickball after lunch-- gosh I miss 3rd grade
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question:
I've got 2 computers I work off here at work..on one when I try to look at the forum its nothing but gibberish...what the deal is?
anybody... anybody?
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morning!
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LMAO- that's too damn funny
We watched Lee play soccer...they lost to Abilene BR>
then we ate at....hold on to yourselves....MCDONALDS....but it was 8:30 and with 2 carloads full of kids it sounded like a good idea. We were all laughing as we pulled into the parking lot and it was empty saying...goodness I should hope McD's isn't busy tonight. But they said they had just had a rush and had to cook more meat god forbid they have "fresh fast food"
that McD's is NASTY-- I'm banning it once again!
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Not sure about that, sounds like it's just a setting. Or you wound up in the spin zone.
Probably more like the Twilight Zone!
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man- should we all just get a life? We're on the verge of being pathetic..lmao!!
I know, I know...I'm speaking for myself BR>
1. GRAB A CALCULATOR. (YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS ONE IN YOUR HEAD)
2. KEY IN THE FIRST THREE DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER (NOT THE AREA CODE)
3. MULTIPLY BY 80
4. ADD 1
5. MULTIPLY BY 250
6. ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER #. NOW ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER AGAIN.
8. SUBTRACT 250
9. DIVIDE NUMBER BY 2
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE ANSWER?
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Can you drink bag in the box wine at Kermit?
You could but WHY would you want to?BR>Raptory...you can brew up that black and green tea in the SUN!
Sampson likes orgies...Rosey and her 5 sisters!
IMO it does take more than one person for sex...anything else is just Routine Maintenance .
If that's not food for thought...I don't know what is.
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Not that I'm asking for myself, just for clarification.
You said it takes more than one person. How many animals does it take?
What's that joke? A beaver, a cat and fish no one can find????? hr>
BR>
always about that fish....lol
you a frequent long john silvers eater?
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ok- I just heard a song titled Detachable P*nis
Here's my review:
Good idea/bad song!
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Wow, the Spin Zone seemed really sluggish. Then I came across this thread and found out why.
Me lika this thread...hr>
Awww finally another Yamaha lover
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Only if somebody hums a tune while I eat.
That sounds "squirrelly" to me....does it aid in digestion?
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Most important thing about fish is how it's cleaned and presented. hr>
no doubt! Goes for thy rod and staff too!
I'm bowing out of this discussion before it gets unruly and I have to quit being ladylike
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skeered aren't ya??
LMAO!
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man- should we all just get a life? We're on the verge of being pathetic..lmao!!
I know, I know...I'm speaking for myself BR>
1. GRAB A CALCULATOR. (YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS ONE IN YOUR HEAD)
2. KEY IN THE FIRST THREE DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER (NOT THE AREA CODE)
3. MULTIPLY BY 80
4. ADD 1
5. MULTIPLY BY 250
6. ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER #. NOW ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER AGAIN.
8. SUBTRACT 250
9. DIVIDE NUMBER BY 2
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE ANSWER?
Z = your 7 digit phone number
X = first 3 digits
Y = last 4 digits
Z = (((X x 80) + 1) x 250) + (2 x Y) - 250) / 2
Just remember that formula and you can amaze your friends.hr>
Got a smartie in the group....BR>
you've already amazed me with that algebraic formula...too many dang parenthesis in that!
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Smarties? Ain't that Halloween candy? hr>
Hmmm...a few cheezy pick-up lines come to mind.hr>
Like what.....
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Then I see an image of RL sniffing out the nearest Long John's!!
He's hungry for the catch of the day!
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Without breaking out the formula here is the trick:
Using only a 2-digit number the answer is always divisible by 9 and always ranges between 9 and 90. Hence, the symbol is always the same for 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, and 90.
I'll stop now. Man, what a geek I am.hr>
My math doesn't get more complex than...ok I had 5 beers last night, now how many are left in that 12 pack? hr>
Sounds like my bro-in-law. I was over at his place Friday and asked for a beer while the wife went with her sister to the store. He says: "uhhh, I don't know man...I'm on my last six pack".hr>
Am I the only one that's drinks half his buddy's beer evertime he goes to the pisser? hr>
Last time I did that I got a floating cig butt in my mouth. Common people...the beer can isn't an ashtray unless it's dam near dry. Sheesh.hr>
damn- that's flat out nastiness! That's grounds for a beating!
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that's what you get for living in cali....in texas its already quitting time
and time to go have some cheap beers BR>
have a good evening all~
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I'm awake but working...wishing all these men would go away - they make me work BR>
guess what?? I'm hungry!
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Been reading, just haven't posted much because I have a lot I need to get done before next week because I'll be out of town.
A VACATION?!?
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Yeah Scooter...it is pretty much the norm and its not even March yet...we'll probably get snow in April.
Noooo...no LJS for me...you know I'm a cheese puff girl all the way...finger licking good and don't taste like chicken
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you know I'm a cheese puff girl all the way
You've never used another name on here have you? Deja vu!
No- why?? Did someone else have the love for cheese puffs that I proclaim everyday?????
Where's Dragin? i hope she didn't disown us
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Brokeback Mtn Theme Song
this may be a rerun for some of you -- still delightfully tacky!
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I went out- attempted to walk in the wind...it blew me back in...nasty outside- cleche dirt blowing everywhere..since I don't hot rod the rental car I went ahead and left the windows all the way down..haha
Whataburger jacked me my cheese on my burger- I figured that out when I was done.
I've got a guy up here that whines more than 2 pregnant women! Thinking I should slip him some estrogen in his diet dr p
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that they do!
I've been catching up on emails...man there are some funnies and some dirties going around...
I prefer a combo of both!
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They always screw you at the drive thru.hr>
If that was true, I'd eat there every day!!! hr>
oh gosh J4K you left that wide open for him to take advantage of BR>
.99 fish sandwich at the LJS RL
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Rental car? Boating accident or what? ANd be careful, they'll charge you a clean-up fee if it's excessively dirty when you return it.
yeah-- definately boating accident....and they've taken it away to get fixed and now there's a big fancy travel trailer in its spot. Think they are teasing me???
yeah- I figure I'll blow it out with the air compressor- I finally figured out how to change the adapters. YEAH for me!
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Word to the wise: When eating hot peppers be sure to thouroughly wash your hand "before" going to the bathroom.BR>
This comes from personal experience.hr>
While on that subject, DO NOT let your old lady talk you into the "warming" personal lubricant. hr>
Ummm...too late. I do learn though and that aint happening again.hr>
Don't make me elaborate on this subject...lmao
