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Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I've always wanted to play that "role"
the b*tchy dominant one LMAO!
Every female's dream.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I've always wanted to play that "role"
the b*tchy dominant one LMAO!
Every female's dream. hr>
One womans dream is just another mans fantasy. hr>
I've got your fantasy wife at home. Take her. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
If the delivery time does not improve…I&39;m considering a new courier hr>
They're not coming fast enough? hr>
Scooter, I'm think maybe your problem is they don't come at all. BR>
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Danny claimed it would be years before he was in a position to put additional facilities in because he had to pay the land off. Bathrooms and hookups real soon? Only with another investor.
And the only one destroying anything out there are the one's that bulldozed the tables.
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I don't.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I don't. hr>
BR>
That's it, kick a man while he's down. An old man at that. hr>
Well quit trying to go down on me. lol!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
I plan on riding my recliner unless things cool off a little. Just don't really enjoy riding in the heat. If we have a cold front and things are only 85-90 degrees I may venture out late one evening.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginAhhh, glass of Cold Duck anyone??? hr>
That like malt duck?
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Duck, duck, goose?
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
As long as nobody steps on a duck.
Do I look like some sort of dumb duck? No ducking way!
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginAhhh, glass of Cold Duck anyone??? hr>
That like malt duck?
It is ummmm...like a red Champagne. A sparkling Burgandy.
If it walks like a cold duck, and quacks like a cold duck...it is a buzzed duck
Miller High Life is my champagne.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Been too busy dreaming of ways to spend my lotto money.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Some dude in Fort Stockton just won like a million off a $20 scratch off ticket. Why can't I be that lucky?
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
So, a policeman on horseback, stops a kid riding his bike.....
Anticipation
Hi FB, Scooter, Ripper.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
RL sweetheart How are you doing? Had to run before you came round...
I refuse to be ignored!
Good to see you hanging around DD!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: duneaholic
Well they are supposed to be in the low 90's this weekend and we got a nice shower last night and a good chance of more today. I hope we do cause if not then no Fire workies for the kiddos.hr>
Went out with the kids for the first time in forever about 8 last night. 75 degrees! Nice!
Wind or no wind, I was wishing I was at the dunes. I can't take the heat either.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperwhy is it mother nature never cooperates on the weekends?
When has a female ever cooperated????
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
ohhhh, no you didn't BR>
RL is looking for a fight hr>
How about a wrestling match instead???
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDraginAnybody go to the KKK ralley in Midland the other day??? The best protest would have been to let them demonstrate ALONE. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it...does it make a sound?!
~DD Waves to every one around...Shouts "HI DA, Ripper, RL, Scooter" and steps off the soap box~
I still can't believe them SOB's even came here. Don't need any more hate. Things will never be right until we see people and not races.
But I agree. If everybody would have just stayed away it would not have gotten near the press coverage.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
May have to skip going to Pismo and head out to Ride with RL or go to Kermit...as long as the clouds and rain hold out! BR>May just skip the whole west tx sceene and head to CA...I MIGHT NOT COME BACK! next posts from Pismo...sounds good!
You guys up for skipping out on work?? Evening ride??
I'm thinking real hard about setting the alarm for about 5:30 tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I refuse to be ignored!
I refuse to lose in a wrestling match !
I'd make sure your win....a couple of times.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
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I refuse to be ignored!
I refuse to lose in a wrestling match !
I'd make sure your win....a couple of times. hr>
that's mighty kind of you!
DD, pass the duct tape! I think he's gonna be squealing before long hr>
Grease me up and call me Porky!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Had the WHOLE place to myself again. Go figuer at 7AM but it's still pretyy cool. Saw 2 deer that morning. I always like that. BR>
Posted by: Raptorlegs
And I thought nobody would get up that early with me??? Started to shoot you a pm. Figured you'd think I was crazy. Was a beautiful morning. I was kind of a deadhead though and took it easy, but still fun.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
You know how I like yellow on a quad....
Prolly want daisy decals too. BR>
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Maybe. BR>
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: DriverDoyle
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Only riding that got done at our house was on the powerwheels And I'm not allowed on that.
LMFAO...Same here..My wife says i cant ride on my boys powerwheels..She thinks it has to much power for me....hr>
Same here and my daughter is WAY to big for her Barbie jeep. I'm wanting to buy her one of those razor go karts. Next step up???? Figure if I put a whip flag on it, the neighbors could see her.
Would need those girly decals for that too.
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Mmmm....I may come by too!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperJust no place to ride things like that.
That's what sidewalks are for! BR>
Posted by: Raptorlegs
So I pretty much have these hunks of metal sitting out in the garage that are just taking up space.
Forget RV hookups and bathroom, when the heck is Danny going to air condition Kermit????
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I hear if you rub them, they grow faster.
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Still picturing her fondling those big round maters!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Its always a comfy 72ish in here-- I wouldn't make it if I had to work out in the heat.
Let us know when you're in heat.
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Think most of us have found somewhere else to ride.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Went to the secret place on Saturday. Spent an hour setting up canopies and then wondered why??? Sprinkled a few times but was mostly just perfect riding weather. Beautiful day!
Also tried the mini on a Klotz race fuel mix! Ran like a bat outta....but what's the point??? Couldn't get the kid out of a $300 dollar go-cart. BR>
Anybody want to buy a rocket mini?
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Nope, they never got off the lease roads. It wouldn't have made it 10 feet.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
The wives ganged up on me this weekend and made fun of my paradise. I think they should stay at home next time and have supper ready when we return. lol! BR>
There were white flowers all over. Usually everything looks like weeds out there, but these, I really thought about digging some up and bringing them home to plant.
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Think my wife got some. May be Christmas before they get developed though.
errrr....not of ripper.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I hope Santa leaves you everything you wanted. hr>
$33.4 billion after taxes and a good accountant
Heck, I'll take that and a mediocre accountant. hr>
I got you covered Scoot!
Posted by: Raptorlegs
Beaver Hunt? Where sex marks the spot???
Posted by: Raptorlegs
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
If you want, you can have your dirt and sand back. Don't know if I can get a strong enough wind to blow that direction though.
You really should get charged for that sand you got for FREE. hr>
I better check and make sure it wasn't KSI sand. He has that marked, doesn't he?
Yes, KSI's is the sand with a little BS mixed in with it.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
My office went and filtered this site. Kind of hard to keep up in the evenings.
Posted by: Raptorlegs
I get no piece at home...errrr no peace either.
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Sheesh, I'd just share my bed Ms. Stingy!
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As long as that's not to break the two of you up. I might enjoy watching.
Posted by: XR650Warrior
this thread has turned into a joke, no info. for the serious people that will travel 10+ hours to ride the Kermit Dunes, what's up over there ?
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDunersMommy
This is concerned duners mother, his real name is little Bobby and when he is not on these forums he is looking at http://m-w.com/ all day.
Little Bobby
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
HEY RILEY!!!!!!!!! Since you and the rest of the "Board" are so concerned with people trespassing on YOUR land, why don't YOU refrain from parking on someone else's!!! Contrary to what your being told, KSI DOES NOT OWN TO THE TANK BATTERY where ya'll parked. Build your own pad. Charge on your own piece of "prime riding area" and stay the hell off us "free riders" dunes. Even though us "free riders" have three time the dunes to ride on, you can still enjoy your 1216.35 acres without trespassing.
What in the hell are you talking about ? For your information I wasn't even at the hills this weekend ! your just making sh*t up again.
Posted by: gofastshee
I wish you'd had it this weekend so I could have proved to you it wasn't me out there and besides that who are you to criticize me about trespassing anyway. Allen?
Posted by: gofastshee
If not Allen than who? You seem to know or want to know who everyone else is, so who are you?
As far as charging people 7 dollars to ride on property we don&39;t own were not. Were charging people 7 dollars to ride on KSI property if they stray past our property onto UT property that&39;s out of our control for now. You act like, if they pay to ride on KSI property they cannot ride on UT........... But you can? ........ who&39;s playing double standards now?
Look I didn&39;t come on here to argue with you only to tell you your wrong about me being there this past weekend Therefore I&39;m finished with this argument. Goodbye
Posted by: gofastshee
Scott and lacie peterson huh? Cute
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
Jimmy has been charged with aggrivated assault with a deadly weapon. Danny is an Odesa fireman. After two riders, a father and son, got lost on the perimeter trail they stopped to the side of the new KSI pad and realized their mistake. They saw Danny approaching and were going to wait for him and apologize for their mistake. After seeing Danny reach for his sidearm they took off in fear of their life. Danny stopped on the next hill and fired two shots at the unarmed son from a Glock model 22 (.40 cal) . The son thought he had be hit and reached for his back. He then looked back and saw Danny pointing the weapon at him. Danny then said,"I got you mother F-er." and drove off. The also unarmed dad came back to help the son with his fourwheeler that had stalled and they both escaped with their lives. Thank God nobody was killed this day. This is how extreme KSI will go to get their seven dollars. So riders beware. KSI will unlawfully shoot you if THEY THINK you are on their land and you havn't paid your seven dollars.
You have stretched and twisted the truth so much your starting to believe your own BS. Why dont you tell them the truth about jimmy blocking tasha in and telling here to get out the truck so they could beat the sh*t out of her? oh im sorry I understand that wouldn't make you look like the good guy your trying to make everybody believe you are.
Why dont you tell everybody the son that was supposebly shot at was you. and how you weren't really lost and you were there just to start sh*t. oh again that wouldn't help your image with your loyal followers forgive me for making that mistake again. Dune dragin you sure support these people alot maybe you should get both sides before you just start supporting these twisted individuals way of thinking and there lies. you all are so quick to judge danny and tasha for there reactions but seem to always leave out or twist the initial action from certain individuals who want nothing more than to keep sh*t interesting in there boring lives. you all have your own parking pad and are free to ride on UT property and everywhere else but KSI property. but you all keep coming over to KSI property and try making people believe that you were just lost. after all these years youv'e been riding at kermit for free? yeah right. if you all would just stay off KSI property and ride were you know you can there wouldn't be any issues for either side but that would be to easy.
I too have been riding at kermit for along time now and have met some really good people out there some from your own group and I personally had no hard feelings toward any of them and still dont for some but this sh*t is getting out of hand KSI doesn't go to your site and try to start sh*t so why do you come to ours? now think about that for a couple of minutes and answer it honestly so help you god................I'd like to know.
And Cecil if you have the right to ride on UT property (which you do not own) for free then so does everybody else. you all keep telling people how Danny is wrongfully enforcing trespassing on land that does not belong to him but you go out there and tell anyone with a KSI wristband on UT propety they are trespassing and need to leave.......Isn't that the same thing your accusing Danny of?
Yes I do support KSI and I will continue to support Danny and Tasha until I see a reason not to but so far all I've seen is a bunch of BS from some of the people on the other side of the hills.
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
Riley, please justify taking aim and firing two shots AT THE BACK of two UNARMED riders. Helmets and gear worn by these riders. HOW CAN HE TELL WHOSE WHO. The FACT is Danny WAS arrested for aggrivated assault with a deadly weapon. This is a felony by law. He was UNJUSTIFIED by law and any moral stand point. You support a man who WILL shoot a man in the back. These riders could have been just kids. Have you thought about that? I believe dunedragin put it well. WEAR A WRISTBAND OR A BULLETPROOF VEST!!! What if those two riders were police officers out for a day of riding who didn't know better? Think of the concequences of your actions BEFORE you do them. And why do you pick on Cecil? What has HE done to you. You blindly believe everything you are told by Danny and Tasha. And its simply not true. The truth will set you free. And ignorance will get you a felony.
You answer my question first!
so you dont deny being the person shot at?
Posted by: gofastshee
I'm not picking on Cecil I'm simply saying I dont agree with him running people off UT land. he does not have the right too do that any more than we do.
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
father and son, got lost on the perimeter trail they stopped to the side of the new KSI pad and realized their mistake. They saw Danny approaching and were going to wait for him and apologize for their mistake.
Got lost on the perimeter trail that you know leads to dannys pad. Come on Trey I'm not buying that and neither will any one else that knows you. so what were you doing there? and what else have you lied about and twisted too make danny look bad?
that reminds me of the original Question: KSI doesn't go to your site and start sh*t so why do you come to ours?
Honest Answer
And no I would not shoot you in the back I dont think guns are going to solve the issues we have at Kermit, only make it worse.
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: Kharper450
Duner.. Why dont you and your followers just ride on your "free" property and NONE of this will happen..... That would be to hard. Danny dont go to your camp and start BS with yall. It always seems to be you and your followers going to KSI land to start trouble. Stay on your free land and off KSI and none of this will happen problem solved.
Thank You Kevin couldn't have said it any better my self
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: dunefighter
This is turning into a nightmare for us who just want to ride and have some fun.
Exactly how I feel. I cant even cross over onto UT land without worying about one of them seeing me and posting sh*t all over the internet. and now I have to worry about my familys safety if we ride onto UT property of being shot by WTD members in retaliation for Danny actions..................... It's bullsh*t..................childish bullsh*t
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
If your group had RESPECTED the gift of OPEN RANGE "FREE" riding Winkler Co and the landholders had provided for over 75 years...NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
So what your saying is your just upset because of change in your normal life style?
anybody could have bought the hills and done alot worse, at least dannys intetions are keeping it open! and thats why I support him.
Posted by: gofastshee
txduneripper everone in that group with maybe the exception of the 10 year old knew damn good and well they were on KSI property they've been riding there for years. Quit trying to make it sound like this place is new to you.
And i guess since you posted your side of the story its the gospel for all to believe. I wasn't there so yes I'm listining to two different sides and neither match. but what I do know is you all are the only ones I can honestly say I know is not telling the whole truth.
How can veteran riders from kermit not know where KSI property starts? you sure know where it ends
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
If your group had RESPECTED the gift of OPEN RANGE "FREE" riding Winkler Co and the landholders had provided for over 75 years...NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
So what your saying is your just upset because of change in your normal life style?
anybody could have bought the hills and done alot worse, at least dannys intetions are keeping it open! and thats why I support him.
I'm saying there were no sides till JDZ drew a line in the sand.
And what i'm saying is there are changes in life that not all agree with but except.
had people just complied with the waivers, new rules and admitance fee ( the famous 7 dollars ) none of this would have happened and we all would have known we would have had a place to ride no matter what the other land holders decided to do in the future.
Posted by: gofastshee
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Yes, you're right-- we're the ones who have been untruthful the whole time! One lie right after the other. )
IT's OK I forgive you
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
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Originally posted by: gofastshee all would have known we would have had a place to ride no matter what the other land holders decided to do in the future.
So you're saying he has or HAD the authority to make decisions for the other landholders?
No I'm saying if UT and the other landholders fenced off there section so no one could ride there we would still have the 1200 acres Danny owns.
Posted by: gofastshee
Hey it could happen! and you know it. just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it wont.
Good god the parking lot is open for 3 days and your already starting on what we dont have. Grow up!
Goodnight all
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: justANavergeDuner
Did yall getta load of the 6 oclock news, that was about the biggest pile of BS that i have heard yet. Death threats on the internet c'mon that was investigated a few months ago and it turned up nothing. I just wanted to scare them off, ya right he just saw the future, his all mighty empire coming to a haulting crash and he realized it was over . If the two guys really did surround him, he would of been justified and he wouldnt have gone to jail for assult with a deadly weapon. He is getting so desperate he is resorting to violent measures but dont worry Riley (banty) we wont shoot you because we are a lawful and peaceful bunch.
banty...................whatever dude.
Peaceful maybe. lawful that remains to be seen
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: justANavergeDuner
what have we done that has been unlawful?
TRESPASSING!
yeah I agree. it dont sound like much but it's what has brought all of this to a head.
why didn't you all just stay on your side and all would have been fine?
Why did you intentionally ride over to the hills above our parking pad and then try to play it off like you were lost?
I think I know who you are averageduner and if so I know for a fact you know your way around the hills better than anyone. So I&39;m not buying this lost BS
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: justANavergeDuner
we have never knowingly, purposely trespassed regardless what you may think.
why dont you leave lying up to concerned duner your not very good at it.
And purposely looking for loop holes in the law so that you can trespass on KSI property and provoke Danny into taking action, then go back and laugh about how you got away with it to your friends. well that shows me exactly what kind of person you are. and I'm not surprised one damn bit.
I have had enough Drama. my only hope is you all quit being so damned childish and just accept the fact Danny owns the front two sections, and is not going to sale. And after all your BS your not welcome. you stay on your side we'll stay on ours if we meet in the middle wave and go on about your way and all will be fine for all of us that just want to have fun, that already have enough drama in life without being drug into yours.
Goodnight and Goodbye.
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: dunefighter
Whoa Whoa Whoa {provoke danny into taking action] what the heck does that mean?? are you justifying the use af a gun to chase off trespassers??
No absolutely not. But every action Danny has made has been a direct result of concerned duner and his followers. If they would just leave him the hell alone none of this would be were it is today.
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: dunefighter
Gofast i agree stay on each others property .But under no circumstance should danny or anyone out there be carrying a gun around to [protect their property]That is a bunch of bulls%^@ .!!!!!!
I agree
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goodnight
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: duneaholic
Concerned Duner..man you are hilarious....you should be a soap opera writer.... "Days of our Dunes"....
now thats funny right there I dont care who you are!
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
Whoever said it was me who got shot at?
Still denying being involved Trey?
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
Have you ever gone on a ride STARTING at the back of the dunes?
Yeah it kind of like heading IN from a ride only difference is your heading OUT.
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
Then he pulled it out shot at the back of the son
that&39;s your explanation anyway! And we are suppose to just believe you I guess?
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
there is also a responsibility for Danny to mark off his land from the back of the dunes in case someone does get lost.
Why so you can tear them down or just ignore them? because nobodys going to screw with your riding area and get away with it. Kind of like some of your members did when Unocal put up the chain link fence a few years ago...go ahead deny it....I know better.
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
Danny was so pissed at people not paying, he saw the first two riders without armbands on his property and shot at the back of one of them fully intending to shoot him.
Bullsh*t your just trying to scare everyone into not riding at KSI. You think if Danny doesn&39;t have anyone show up he&39;ll be forced into selling his land to you then you can be the savior….guess what…..it ain&39;t happening.
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I in no way condone intentional provoking, but this is just not the case in this instance.
you say you don&39;t condone it …….But your definitely not against doing it yourself we&39;ve seen that.
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: ConcernedDuner
Hey, here is a quote from our favorite cow on a different site. "Too bad he missed and I missed the show!" Can you believe the AUDACITY of RILEY'S WIFE?!? Ya, cow and gofastshee are married. That would make their kid one fast cow. Mind you, this is the your KSI "board" speaking. This just tells you that Danny WILL shoot again and this time he will check your pulse to make sure your dead. If Kermit doesn't handle this correctly he may end up killing someone. I have full faith that the Kermit Sheriff's department and Winkler County will handle this correct and just.
COW IS NOT MY WIFE.
if you want to get on these damn forums and argue about sh*t then go right ahead i'll argue with you. but my wife and daughter better not get brought into this. they have remained quiet through all of this. and they will continue to remain silent on the issue. so you better just back the fu** off of my family trey.
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Originally posted by: nunya
WELL ISN'T "TREY" SOMEBODIES SON ........ THAT'S THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.....
My wife aint on these damn forums trying to stir up sh*t.
Trey is.
I dont want my family involved any more than they already are. So I ask them to remain silent on these damn forums. you dont believe me ask a moderator to check our login information and IP adress, they'll tell you my wife and texas cowgirl are not the same person.
Posted by: gofastshee
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Originally posted by: nunya
WELL AREN'T YOU INVOLVING THEM YOURSELF BY POSTING TO THESE DANG FORUMS AND HANGING OUT WITH KSI
As I said any more than already are!
Believe it or not there are alot of people that support us and what were trying to do. But every time someone gets on these forums and try showing there support for us they are attacked by you all. If someones opinion doesn't match yours we are the enemy and all that we post is false and not to be taken seriously. I know several of the people that are associated with WTD and I still like to think of alot of them as friends. I think I know who alot of you are but you dont see me on here making false accusations of who each of you are.
Posted by: motox26
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Originally posted by: txcowgirl06
First, please let me apologize to everyone and to the moderators of this forum. I am not who you think. I am part of a large group of post graduate students from a major university. We have been studying the human psyche of the Internet mind. You have been our project this year and I must say, somewhat entertaining. I know we have offended most of you, but we wanted to engage as many subjects as possible in order to better study your responses to different scenarios. We have compiled a large amount of data and will begin processing it next week. If you would like more details, you can read our full report in 'Psychology Today'. We hope to be in print in September or October of this year. Most of the students in our group will receive their PhDs' next year and everyone here has helped in this effort. So, on behalf of the others and myself, Thank You. No information about this web site or any other web site used in our research will be published. We would also like to thank our friends' aunt for the use of her Internet patch and the valuable background information. Without this, our study would have been very difficult. A special thanks to the moderators for never banning us from your web site. May each of you have good mental health.hr>
Ok, now say that again, but this time with your top off.
Posted by: Just4Kicks
Wow, the Spin Zone seemed really sluggish. Then I came across this thread and found out why.
Me lika this thread...
Posted by: Just4Kicks
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
man- should we all just get a life? We're on the verge of being pathetic..lmao!!
I know, I know...I'm speaking for myself BR>
1. GRAB A CALCULATOR. (YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS ONE IN YOUR HEAD)
2. KEY IN THE FIRST THREE DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER (NOT THE AREA CODE)
3. MULTIPLY BY 80
4. ADD 1
5. MULTIPLY BY 250
6. ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER #. NOW ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER AGAIN.
8. SUBTRACT 250
9. DIVIDE NUMBER BY 2
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE ANSWER?
Z = your 7 digit phone number
X = first 3 digits
Y = last 4 digits
Z = (((X x 80) + 1) x 250) + (2 x Y) - 250) / 2
Just remember that formula and you can amaze your friends.
Posted by: Just4Kicks
Ya I know...I'm a show off.
Posted by: Just4Kicks
Here is another. Give me a minute and I'll break it down...
number game
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Without breaking out the formula here is the trick:
Using only a 2-digit number the answer is always divisible by 9 and always ranges between 9 and 81. Hence, the symbol is always the same for 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, and 81.
I'll stop now. Man, what a geek I am.
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Smarties? Ain't that Halloween candy? hr>
Hmmm...a few cheezy pick-up lines come to mind.
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Without breaking out the formula here is the trick:
Using only a 2-digit number the answer is always divisible by 9 and always ranges between 9 and 90. Hence, the symbol is always the same for 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, and 90.
I'll stop now. Man, what a geek I am.hr>
My math doesn't get more complex than...ok I had 5 beers last night, now how many are left in that 12 pack? hr>
Sounds like my bro-in-law. I was over at his place Friday and asked for a beer while the wife went with her sister to the store. He says: "uhhh, I don't know man...I'm on my last six pack".
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Smarties? Ain't that Halloween candy? hr>
Hmmm...a few cheezy pick-up lines come to mind.hr>
Like what.....
Nice legs...what time do they open?
How did you guess?BR>
I was thinking more like "Hi, I'm a smartie...want to taste me"?
I did say cheezy didn't I?
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Was out on the boat last weekend when the words were heard: "uh oh, we are down to the last 2-beers."
Panic I tell ya, utter panic!!
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Without breaking out the formula here is the trick:
Using only a 2-digit number the answer is always divisible by 9 and always ranges between 9 and 90. Hence, the symbol is always the same for 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, and 90.
I'll stop now. Man, what a geek I am.hr>
My math doesn't get more complex than...ok I had 5 beers last night, now how many are left in that 12 pack? hr>
Sounds like my bro-in-law. I was over at his place Friday and asked for a beer while the wife went with her sister to the store. He says: "uhhh, I don't know man...I'm on my last six pack".hr>
Am I the only one that's drinks half his buddy's beer evertime he goes to the pisser? hr>
Last time I did that I got a floating cig butt in my mouth. Common people...the beer can isn't an ashtray unless it's dam near dry. Sheesh.
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I use to bit the top of my can to mark it so nobody could claim it as their own. I figured that wasn't good for the teeth so I started twisting the tab to the right about 45 degrees. Everyone knows that's my dam beer so hands off. Doesn't work too well with bottle though.
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Took Milwaulki's Best on one trip and NOBODY would touch it!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!
And it's really not that bad. hr>
Used to use the same theory when I drank cokes. Got diet cokes and no one would touch them. Then I stopped drinking cokes. Still got a 12 pack of diet DP that I've had for over a year.
Shoot, I've been known to buy a six of Bud, and a case of the cheap stuff. After the first six, they all start to taste the same.
That's the law of diminishing returns: the first beer always taste the best and it sort of goes down hill from there. I sometimes go a while without drinking any then when I finally pop one open....awwwwww....I feel like a beer virgin again.
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Well now this was a nice little chat session today. It doesn't pay very well though so I think I'll try to get some work done before the day ends so I can get some money in to pay for the toys. I'm looking for a full-time forum chat position that pays 6 figs. If anyone finds such a position will you please forward it to me? Thanks in advance.
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that's what you get for living in cali....in texas its already quitting time
and time to go have some cheap beers BR>
have a good evening all~
Unfortunatlely for me I don't really have a quitting time. I work until the jobs get done and sometimes that means unhuman hours and no life. Oh well, retirement is only about 25 to 30 years away so at least I have something to look forward to....weeeeee.BR>
Enjoy your cheap beer duneripper.
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Wow, the Spin Zone seemed really sluggish. Then I came across this thread and found out why.
Me lika this thread...hr>
No doubt..
No worries OFC. I haven't jumped ship. I just have to split up my posts now.
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Why does everything taste like chicken? Or maybe chicken tastes like everything?
Hey, what are we talking about here anyway?
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Bob Knight
Here ya go Raptoryfm.
Cheese puffs rock. But they make me puffy so I have to stay away from them.
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Brokeback Mtn Theme Song
this may be a rerun for some of you -- still delightfully tacky!
Aint that the movie about them kissing cowboys? Man, that is just WRONG!! Ya know, I need to move further east to get as far away from Hollyweird as possible.
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Word to the wise: When eating hot peppers be sure to thouroughly wash your hand "before" going to the bathroom.BR>
This comes from personal experience.
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They always screw you at the drive thru.
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Word to the wise: When eating hot peppers be sure to thouroughly wash your hand "before" going to the bathroom.BR>
This comes from personal experience.hr>
While on that subject, DO NOT let your old lady talk you into the "warming" personal lubricant. hr>
Ummm...too late. I do learn though and that aint happening again.
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They always screw you at the drive thru.hr>
If that was true, I'd eat there every day!!! hr>
oh gosh J4K you left that wide open for him to take advantage of BR>
.99 fish sandwich at the LJS RL hr>
Yes I did. But ya know, that's really going to depend on who is working the drive thru.
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I'll get stuck watching the Notebook. Need plenty of alcohol for me and tisses for the Mrs. hr>
Admit it...you dig that chick in the Notebook. I know I do.
Posted by: Just4Kicks
I spent too much time on the forums the other day...and a little yesterday. The result?
I didn't leave the office until after midnight last night, or this morning depending on how you look at it. I'm tired of being responsible. I want to be a kid again.
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In my Netflix queue arriving in my mail box today is:
Secuestro Express
Murderball
Just Like Heaven
I'm not all that excited about any of them...BR>
I also have a copy of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo that I burned before I returned it because I didn't have time to watch it. I'll have to chug a few beers before I can get into that one.
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I loved Tim Conway on the Carol Burnet show. Mister-a Wiggins!!! Cracked me up.
I liked 3's Company too but seriously...how realistic is it for a guy to WANT to live with 2 chicks he isn't banging without being g@y???
I think Chrissy and Janet were giving it up to Larry the pimp. Heck even Ralph and Mr. Roper were more likely to trim some off than Jack. I liked John Ritter but didn't like his whimpy character on Threes Company much.
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But sometimes this ONE is needed first.
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The Oster will make your teeth chatter! hr>
Why stop there i have a Vibratory Consolidating tool for pouring concrete walls in the shop. I aint conviced a girl to try it yet but that baby will make your teeth chatter standing on the forms.. Then there is the HOpak and thats an attachment ofr the big exavator hr>
Sounds like a good way to chip a gals teeth!!BR>
I know...I just opened up Pandoras box with this comment! hr>
I've seen Pandoras box. It's a bit overrated and in need of maintenance.
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Bet he tells them it's 8" instead of 4", too.
Hell I'm surprised nobody has lost one! hr>
I have a 2 friends whos wive's are Xray techs. You'd be surprised at what gets lost...and where!
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Anyone in the construction field ever notice the way engineers word things is always sexually conintated?
Dam you OFC...stop your finger pointing.
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What is the latest and greatest on Kermit?
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Thanks a lot man. I really appreciate the update. I would like to get out that way sometime. Just wouldnt want to waste a trip, since its 12hrs over there for me.
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Huh? I didn't realize incest was a problem out here????? hr>
So this is where you hang out at night!? hmmmmmm
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so I made breakfast out of Chips Ahoy.
I like milk with my cookies, how about you RL?
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And to think I thought this would be a easy read?!
WOW!
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LOL...somewhat like trying to catch up in the zone on dial up BR>
Morning MWQ!
What brings you guys to these parts? Did someone call the FBI again? BR>Scooter...pass out the bulletproof vests. I would hate to see MWQ and FB take a stray shot! oh heck...FB has his on already!
MWQ I know you would be so proud...The 1 st forum you threw in the trash received televised attention on the local news station. Did you see the footage?
Some folks are a bit slow to catch on...thank you for your patience.
Where is the angel smiley??
Are we in trouble?? Samson started it...he's been enticing. BR>Uncle Scooter...can I have a cup of coffee?? Wait...what am I thinking...I don't drink coffee. I have a coke and a hr>
I actually posted a few times from the inlaws over the weekend, about 10 minutes a post. BR>
Hi DD Ive missed you in the zone. This where you hang out?
I really just wanted a easy read.BR>
That is exciting!! BR>
Im old, thanks for yours BR>
LOL img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Samson enticing? Does his wife know? Code Red for me.
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This is what I was hoping for when I came in here yesterday. BR>
I made my dogs watch the wizard of oz with me once. I kept telling the big dog to focus on the lion and the little dog to pay attention to the scare crow.
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Artist: Montrose Lyrics
Song: Rock Candy
Lord! Oh, yeah.
When you need a friend through thick and thin
Don't look to those above you.
When you're down and out, ain't no doubt
Nobody wants you.
But you're rock candy baby
Hard, sweet and sticky.
Rock candy baby
Hard, sweet and sticky.
When you're seventeen reachin' for your dreams
Don't let no one reach it for you.
Pull up your pants,
Stretch out take a chance.
If it can be done, you can do it.
Ahhhh!! Ronny Montrose at his finest!! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Scooter I will not ignore you. As a matter of fact I'm alone in bed waiting for you. Take off the robe and choke your chicken to that vision.
There goes that fantasy. img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">
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MWQ, I hope you are refering to DD. hr>
Yes Scooter, I was refering to DD.
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Wow, the Spin Zone seemed really sluggish. Then I came across this thread and found out why.
Me lika this thread...hr>
No doubt..
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PS- You must be a tall woman Draggin???
She has enough leg to wrap around you twice..
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LOL! You think metric and standard are the ONLY measuring systems? hr>
Well I do know the approx. measurement system using the body as a "yard stick"...The tip of my fingers to my clevage...3 foot. Arms spread out wide...aprox. 6 foot.
Check this out...did you know your foot is the exact length of your forearm from elbow to wrist?!
What do you think women are checking out for a winkie size comparison...your foot size? the size of your ears?
OK...now I'm picturing your cleavage. Hope your happy!
I have noticed my member is the same length as from my wrist to the tip of my middle finger. ....ok, maybe when making a fist. hr>
OFC...your good with your hands...did you give Sampson the answer!? hr>
Girth of wang is = to circumferance of wrist and length is = to distance from tip of pinkie to tip of thumb with hand spread wide.
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I guess I'm really glad I can slip off locked handcuffs then! BR>Very small wrist.
I agree with the pinkie to thumb span!
Aint found a pair of handcuffs that fit me.. the cops always had to use zipties
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Note to self and Ripper....Zipties...not silk ties when OFC comes to TX for Ride!
maybe just some chinese finger cuffs. i dont think im smart enough to get outta those .. if i make it to TX i will be in the grapvine area or out in San Angelo. but i dont think i will be riding anything. Unless i buffalo some local girl at a bar into believing Im actually a nice guy
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you ladies are skeerin me MOOOOMMMMYYYY!!!! BR>
Im shrinkin.. Im gonna be a lil stick figure when im done. Im 90% the man i was at thanksgiving
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if i make it to TX i will be in the grapvine area or out in San Angelo. but i dont think i will be riding anything. Unless i buffalo some local girl at a bar into believing Im actually a nice guy hr>
Thought we could rent you one of the camels from the Texas Camel Corps to ride the dunes...Maybe get you a cow to ride...have to talk to Ranchers see if we can hook you up!
San Angelo...only 2 hours 15 min away from the sand!
I got a buddy with 3500 acres on the south side of town. BR>
Maybe scooter can pick me up in grapevine and we can road trip
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Samson, what type tires do you have? Was thinking of turf tamers when I replace mine.
http://files.photojerk.com/samsonsworld/400ex2.jpg
22" Good Year Mud AT's
I dunt like them tires. To round. they dig and push material to the sides
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Definately noted BR>
they say its only freaky the first time hope he isn't a screamer~
I've heard silence is golden but duct tape is silver
MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
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Got you scared and me intrigued??? What's wrong with that picture???? hr>
Might have to do with... I HAVE BEEN THERE and its just a fantasy of yours
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If the rubber fits! hr>
Make that latex rubber and we will talk, Sugar hr>
What did i tell you at the end of january SAMSON!!!!
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OFC riding gear...duct tape, lard and chinese finger cuffs...
Sampson it IS INTRIGUING ! hr>
Youd have to catch me first. Im like a greased pig in the rain.
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TEXASRAPTOR we really try to stay on subjuct...we just can't help ourself.
Sill trying to stay on top of the Sandhills situation as it developes, make riding plans, discuss relevant topics...
BUT NOOOOOOOOO...got to act like heatherns...hr>
Who's acting? hr>
The preacher always said i was a heathan. I looked possesed commin to church with blood red eyes
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with ziptie marks on his wrists no doubt hr>
No no no.. I dont Bruise. I have had one bruise maybe 2... 1 i had my calf muscle severed in the door of an f-350 and somthing else pretty major happend.
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you haven't been to texas yet have you??
j/k we won't leave any marks-- just maybe a little sticky from the tape
I think i will just stick to the DFW area City girls are easy to manage. you remote girls are mean
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MANAGE...yes, there would be a problem!hr>
Im OFC i put you to sleep one time and i own you img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">Thats how it is
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That's his story and he is sticking with it!!
BR>
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Wow, no CHATTER in Kermit at all today...must of been a long weekend.
Naaww the girls just met samson out there and decided they are safer to not meet guys on the internet
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LMAO...girls, girls, please don't accept Samson as the standard on the internet. Get to know OFC and I and find out what a real man is all about.
You too kind my friend Too Kind I just treat em mean and keep em keen If they get too irritating i might have to slap em around a lil bit or stuff a gag ball in their mouth.
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Chicks dig that man...LOL...the day of the sensative man is over.
Thats what im talkin about. Men have been pussified far to long. Its time to get back our caveman roots. Beat that biacth on the head with your club and drag her byt the hair back to your cave
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pooor pooor OFC
Poor Poor OFC
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Scooter, I see you as the ring leader -- you're a man with authority
WOOOO WOOOO women like a man with authority.
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WHATS GOING ON IN HERE!!!
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ok- I guess I can play the lioness hr>
Do you like peanut butter?
I hear the lioness's teeth are not so sharp, but the pressure that can be applied is enough to blow your mind
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Her hubby's gonna whoop my a$$ the first time we meet.
How big a fella is he anyway? hr>
I got your back and he's scared of me....LMFAO!!
damnit- you gave me a conscience and now I'm going to have to jump off the sin wagon~
im pretty good at doin the 2 pump matress dance the sin wagon is so fun yet so bad
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I'd never tell my secrets BR>
Scooter's gonna be mad again-- he left and you boys fell right back into the gutter...have you no shame??
I'm going into hiding...some of these Kermit people might think they know me hr>
Ohh Come on.. What kinda secrets you hiding BR>
Scooter only has superficial authority. much like a parent. kids are only good when parents are around when they outta sight its off to hell raising img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
your in trouble now
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2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account hr>
Are you blonde?
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2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account hr>
Are you blonde?
Brunette!
ps - that'll be $.50! hr>
I'll give ya a quarter if ya agree she is a fake brunette Blonde in hiding right there buddy
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2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account hr>
Are you blonde?
If I was would that get me more points umm, I mean pumps ??
no That would get you the 1 Dip Quiver matress dance.
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2 pumps...wtf?? don't hold back on my account hr>
Are you blonde?
If I was would that get me more points umm, I mean pumps ??
no That would get you the 1 Dip Quiver matress dance. hr>
ahh hell- I guess that's ok- I ride a 2 stroke- 2 pumps might be ok- just as a warning- I like to downshift and get on the throttle quite a bit during the ride BR>
1 dip quiver-- is that quiver thing kinda like what happens to a man after he takes a pee? Doh!!
damnit- I'm seriously gonna have to go into hiding after today hr>
No its more like a full boddy convulsion you know after a mind numbing O
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Since everythings bigger in texas, do ya'll have to have giant terlets to keep from having to use the plunger everytime you have a movement?
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Since everythings bigger in texas, do ya'll have to have giant terlets to keep from having to use the plunger everytime you have a movement?
what the hell is a terlet??? LMAO
I'll check the Home Depot before you visit--- I bet you'd be the biggest "sh*t" I've ever met BR>
(one mark for meeeeee
terlet is gorgian for toilet.. I am a big chit. you thought you've had a movement you aint felt this log
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Aint that where the phrase, "I didn't know they could stack sh!t that high" came from? hr>
Heck if I know....reckon he could just sh*t fire and save the matches hr>
I thought SH!T meant Stow High In Transport.. Cuz they bailed up bricks of dry manure and when they got wet on the ships they would release gas and the laterns would ignite the gas and blow up the ships.
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Well, I just received the dinner menu for this evening. Sloppy Joes. Anyone else add jalapenos to theirs?
I'd put jalapenos in everything...but I live with a bunch of wusses hr>
I can think of other ways more enjoyable to make your bunhole burn BAD OFC BAD!!! I do like jalepenos though.. grilled ham n cheese sammiches and you place sliced jalepenos in it before grilling. SOOOO GOOOD.
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I'll show you my dilly if you show me yours. hr>
ooops- I already ate mine hr>
OHHH MY img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">SCHAWING why do you ever leave the house.. did you have to have ribs removed to perform that task?? Would it be to foreward to request pictures of this act? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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WHAT??? it was on a stick!!
batter, batter, batter, schawing, batter, batter
hr>
nothin like watchin a woman in the course of manual negotiations and then placing her aparatus in her mouth.. SCHAWING
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Ive been a bad boy. would one of you ladies please discipline me, My belt is on the table right over there.. be gentle.
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Ive never felt so rejected in my whole life. i offer a bare ass for you to crack some leather on and you neglect me I will go have a cry in the corner now
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Ive been a bad boy. would one of you ladies please discipline me, My belt is on the table right over there.. be gentle.
Discipline...hum...think 300 push ups and laps are in order here!
Drop and give me 300...wait...I'll have to position myself first! ..let's start with the LAPS!
Thats what im talkin about.. I might only make it thru 2 pushups though
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Thought I'd jump in and take a few whacks for you, OFC. hr>
Fwew.. Thanx man. I needed some relief.. I aint gonna beable to sit for a week.
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Thought I'd jump in and take a few whacks for you, OFC. hr>
Fwew.. Thanx man. I needed some relief.. I aint gonna beable to sit for a week.
Dang OFC, now you're gettin your backside tore up over here? You really are a HO! Hope ya gettin paid brutha hr>
Its alright.. Im makin around 6 bucks a post. according to uncle sam
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Its alright.. Im makin around 6 bucks a post. according to uncle sam hr>
For most that's below poverty level. For you that's quite a number.hr>
yeah you know on them 100 posts days Im hittin the strip club that night LMAO.
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What do women have to be frustrated about? They have it easy.
ok- those are fighting words...you bend over too- you better bring that warming KY - cause I'm not even gonna spit!
oh I crack myself UP!!!
(you got me all flustered and I screwed up )
WOAH WOAH.. Only ones doin the penitrating around here will be those with somthing hanging between their legs.. and Labia dont count nor do breasts.
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That was my intention! Sounds like you just need something to reduce your stress levels. I could prolly give some ideas, you know. hr>
Yeah id suggest One of these in your purse for any occasion of extreme stress or headache
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LOL! OFC uses the term "hanging" very loosely. hr>
Ummm well hmmm.. BR>
Your signature $50 per O..... Dude thats like 5 grand an hour at our rates
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Not one female has taken me up on that yet, either. hr>
maybe you could reduce your rate to $5 per O you get more business.. then when you have repeat customers you can begin to raise your rates. Its difficult to come in to a business such as O's for rent and be at the top of the market
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Not one female has taken me up on that yet, either. hr>
I just read that agin.. So how many handjobs you givin?
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that's a good idea...however not too incognito-- the one I have here at work is disguised as lipstick-- the one I take on vacation is disguised as fingernail polish.
Women inventors have come a long way hr>
yeah but if you used one of them Doc Johnsons before you wouldnt want any others. They are bar none the best compact tool you can buy. Ive givin them to several girls Ive been known to break em out when i performing some tasks img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Bet he tells them it's 8" instead of 4", too.
Hell I'm surprised nobody has lost one! hr>
Umm samson those are for exterior use. not a penitrating tool
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My favorite vibe is disguised as a LT250...not very compact...but a powerful tool.
No batteries required.
To bad spring break plans are off to go riding!
Anybody going to the sandhills or to KSI riding for Spring Break?
So you just sit on the gas cap and go vroom vroom? I hear the thumpers are better for that purpose.. First time i met a guy i ride withs wife i said sompin like that cuz he put a new exhaust on her ATV. well that went over like a wet fart at a protology exam
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The Oster will make your teeth chatter! hr>
Why stop there i have a Vibratory Consolidating tool for pouring concrete walls in the shop. I aint conviced a girl to try it yet but that baby will make your teeth chatter standing on the forms.. Then there is the HOpak and thats an attachment ofr the big exavator
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5.5HP of vibratory pleasure
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Epoxy coated rebar presents a particularly troublesome problem. Steel heads act like an electric hammer, striking any rebar or forms they contact, over 10,000 times per minute, with a force from hundreds to over 2,000 pounds per blow. Contact with a steel vibrator head of as little as one second can chip enough coating to subject the steel to deep rust. Oztec's patented High Efficiency RubberHead vibrator head not only meets DOT non-metal head specifications for protecting coated rebar and expensive forms, but exhibit some very special and unique properties. The High Efficiency RubberHead urethane dimpled construction sends strong shock waves off the entire length of the head, with a larger radius of action, producing denser concrete with less voids to patch.
Why the Oztec RubberHead outperforms any other type of Vibrator.
(a.) When a smooth vibrator head (round, square or any other shape) is lowered into a relatively stiff concrete batch, the front or nose of the vibrator drills a hole. It pushes away concrete faster than it can return. Result, shock waves produced mostly from the vibrator's front end.
(b.) Oztec's patented RubberHead has a large number of openings which allow wet concrete to cool the inner shell. These openings act like suction cups, which keeps concrete in contact with the entire length of the vibrator head, sending strong shock waves into the mass.
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Anyone in the construction field ever notice the way engineers word things is always sexually conintated?
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Anyone in the construction field ever notice the way engineers word things is always sexually conintated?
Dam you OFC...stop your finger pointing.hr>
Hey you know how it goes.
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Ripper you just made the #250 post !
A milestone....Congrats!
and all I'm worried about is getting to page 69 and stopping...hahaha
thank ya hr>
So all these pages are the courtship...pages 69-77 foreplay...and then we REALLY have a topic!
Gee...we have made Sampson cry BR>Don't cry RL...Ripper will kiss your bobo and make it all better.
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. She's sucking me dry (no comments there either)!!!! WOMEN!!! hr>
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Oh boy...Uncle Scooter is gonna be mad when he gets here later!
Afternoon OFC!
Goood afternoon. I need to be on my best behavior
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What is Walton's daughters Screen name? Ranchersgirl?
Yes...but we have not seen her here in the heathern forum.
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It's only sloppy if you're doin' it right. hr>
Thats what im talkin about.. but its a problem when every new girl i get is like the very first time sompins been there. even if 10 guys ran a train on her and im commin in at the caboose
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Well, I know all about speed. hr>
And I'm used to 2 strokes hr>
But you get a bigger pipe with a two stroke.
Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
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Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
Good question. Know any we can ask? hr>
Matter of fact.... I don't
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Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
Good question. Know any we can ask? hr>
Mark my vote down as big pipe, 2 stroke!!
Its not easy to wield a big pipe and fit it thru small silencers without pushing really hard and allotta friction
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Whats a lady preffer though A big pipe and a slow 2 stroke or a smaller pipe on a fast 4 stroke?
Good question. Know any we can ask? hr>
Matter of fact.... I don't hr>
I'm soooooooooooo ignoring that...It could be taken personally...
LMAO so you gonna come out and try and tell me you exemplify lady like behaviors BR>
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Well, I know all about speed. hr>
And I'm used to 2 strokes hr>
But you get a bigger pipe with a two stroke.
that explains why we like them Dragin!!
Bore it out 1 over hr>
Don't forget to lengthen the stroke as well. hr>
Retard the timing a wee bit.
Scooter is it unlawful to ride the retarded?? Something like abuse of the elderly?
I think its legal in texas
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I never claimed to be proper, well mannered, or an example to follow in Any of my behaviors. hr>
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Anyone want to introduce her to Willie?
I think i heard willy got his girlfriend pregnant
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Well poop. I better go do my taxes. hr>
I did my taxs. i only get $241 back I guess thats what i get for figuring out my taxes and cuttin them within $20/month.
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I never claimed to be proper, well mannered, or an example to follow in Any of my behaviors. hr>
Well i would say your an example to be follered But definatly not ladylike img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">hr>
This from a guy who thinks "Girls Gone Wild" is an Etiqutte training video for debutants!
your telling me its not NOOOOOOOOO
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Got me some flags. Our local dealer has flipped his friggin lid! I swear I get pissed everytime I go in.
Id wipe out my 2 stroke pipe and tell him to suck on it or I can drive along ways for 1200 bucks.
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RL did you go in there and ask for one of the 10' foot flags?????????? hr>
By MY measurements, it's 15'!!!! hr>
I think i have flag envy BR>
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Got me some flags. Our local dealer has flipped his friggin lid! I swear I get pissed everytime I go in.
Id wipe out my 2 stroke pipe and tell him to suck on it or I can drive along ways for 1200 bucks.
I usually drive to Hodessa instead. Golden is SO much better.
At least they are nice to you when they rip you off. hr>
Yeah im with ya there. I mean if your gonna fock me at least act like ya like me
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RL everybody got a helmet?
The one on your warrior of love DOES NOT COUNT!
Me and my kid always wear helmets.
Oops...that had my name on it! hr>
Yeah mr animinity... be careful with what you post
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OFC needs to wake up for this. hr>
YAWN... STretch... I'll Be back Im gonna have to go let this one out over the fence
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I can gaurantee you wouldnt turn down 90% of them if you was single. I think if you had the right oppertunity youd even go for some plus size action just to play the field All women are diffent and whats in the toolbox Is a mystery.. you can think you know but you dont till you do a lil exploration img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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Morning Scooter, Ripper, RL and OFC!
Hope you all had a good nights rest and are ready for the weekend!
Good mornin DD...
Im well rested and clean shaven.. I have to spend the weekend with a "Client"
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I don't want to hear about your butt ofc.
A) Im Blonde
B) I was not blessed with the fur patch on the hiny like you and dumass
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Ohh and i dont shave my buttface either.
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I'll have my own self contained dog house in the driveway.hr>
Thats the best part about it. .. Put your computer in the toyhaauler and your good to go
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We've got an old one too- need to sell it- we're just running out of room with 2 growing boys.
Hmmmm- what do I want for lunch?
I gotta protien shake here for you..
"Directions"
stroke up and down. place straw in mouth. lick around tip of straw for good measure, suck while lifting the straw.
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Can't do Cheetos. Don't want body parts turning orange on me. hr>
Cheetos and black pants dont mix well.
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shucks- OFC is right....I don't know what I am talking about...somedays I just babble.
RL- you really going out?
Have we talked Dragin into it yet??
CD- I think RL should have to supply the tortillas.....I have them this time...but had them last time too- just didn't make it from the house to the m/h-- which was MY mistake-- I wait till the last minute to do everything blah blah blah hr>
Bet he has a burrito he'd let you try and get some Sour cream outta
