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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
...my hubby is more partial to his dang enclosed trailer than he is to me!
Sounds perfectly normal to me. BR>
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We've got an old one too- need to sell it- we're just running out of room with 2 growing boys.
Hmmmm- what do I want for lunch?
I gotta protien shake here for you..
"Directions"
stroke up and down. place straw in mouth. lick around tip of straw for good measure, suck while lifting the straw.
I think you got out of order. I like to lick around the tip of the straw before I put it in my mouth...that way you know its gonna glide in without any friction!
Don't start with me OFC lmao!!!!
Whew! Man! You should start with of them 1-900 numbers!
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
shucks- OFC is right....I don't know what I am talking about...somedays I just babble.
RL- you really going out?
Have we talked Dragin into it yet??
CD- I think RL should have to supply the tortillas.....I have them this time...but had them last time too- just didn't make it from the house to the m/h-- which was MY mistake-- I wait till the last minute to do everything blah blah blah hr>
Who the hell eats out there? Sheez, I'm lucky if I take some Cheese Puffs.
Depends. If my kid wants to go, I have to rig a flag on the mini today. If I can't get it like I want it, I'll probably go to area #2. If I get the flag on good or the kid just doesn't want to go, then I'll head out to Kermit. If I have the kid, I'll try to get around to say hi but we'll probably be off doing our own little pokie riding thing anyway. If I don't have the kid, I'll be out there with LOTS of cerveza and a nice comfy chair for between rides where I can kick my feet up and eat all your tortillas. BR>
That's also, if my youngest isn't still running a 103 temp. BR>
Now you know why I always ride alone?
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperyou've managed to go and confuse me hr>
In short....I'm going to try. But we'll see.
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So you're coming down next weekend?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Something about being from Texas and having something with Oklahoma on it just don't seem right.
LOL! You got that right! I'd spray paint it before leaving that on there. BR>
Sand was nice Saturday. Had a good time riding and visiting with duneaholic. Sorry I missed the rest of you guys and gals.
I was proud of my child even though she kept scaring the bejeezers out of me. She's starting to get a little braver. I'm used to come over hills and riding wheelies but when I saw her attempt it, I about come unglued. She jumped one other time. Don't know that she did any of it on purpose but Dad's just not ready for that yet. BR>
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
How many gray hairs did that add to you? hr>
Don't think I would notice a few hundred more.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
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Don't know that she did any of it on purpose but Dad's just not ready for that yet. hr>
Morning RL...Guess we will be hearing "Dad's just not ready for that yet" several more times in her life...when she starts to date, starts to drive, leaves home...
Thanks for the depression.
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Don't know that she did any of it on purpose but Dad's just not ready for that yet. hr>
Morning RL...Guess we will be hearing "Dad's just not ready for that yet" several more times in her life...when she starts to date, starts to drive, leaves home...
Thanks for the depression. hr>
You should not get depressed...you should be excited! Hold on it is gonna be a wild ride!
She will need a cheerleader...
I do like to borrow her pom-poms.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
You had a shout out RL from Duneaholic in the Kermit help thread...just in case you did not see.
What thread? Where?
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I can just see someone spending at least 16 Sundays a year, sitting in front of tv, with a Cowboys cheerleader outfit on. You know Samson, the real cheerleaders wear underwear with theirs. hr>
If I thought it would help them win......
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
So she had zip ties and duct tape? I hope you weren't suprised by that. hr>
LOL! Oh Geez! I must think before I type! Duneaholic is a guy.
The zip ties held my kids pipe after my home made mount broke and the ducttape fixed an oil line on one of his Polaris's. I also ran out of gas and the boot vibrated loose again on the mini and he had an electrical glich. Think we spent as much ime staring at our quads and scratching our head as we did riding. Just one of those weekends.
Had fun in between though.
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Don't forget some good wire too!
Zip ties do not work on the exhaust.
I found some rusted out barbed wire that I tried to use but it kept breaking when I would tighten it. The zip ties held.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
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So she had zip ties and duct tape? I hope you weren't suprised by that. hr>
LOL! Oh Geez! I must think before I type! Duneaholic is a guy.
Well, ok that kinda makes sense then. But I also find it disturbing. hr>
He has a very cute wife that goes out with him on occasion.....all the explaination I need.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperRL- sorry we missed you
You guys didn't try to ride Sunday did you? That wind was something else.
Jimmy Dan seemed nice enough. Made the payment process painless. Once you get on the hills it just felt like old times. Think if anything, I'll miss parking down the road where you have a little more elbow room.
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Yep, wrist band. Nobody really got close enough to tell if I was wearing one except at the entrance. They pretty much left us alone to do our thing. The resitrictions could be SO much worse. The state parks require a spark arrestor and state registration. I'd be screwed in both areas.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Doesn't sound like it's as bad a some people have made it sound out there.
We're now paying money to ride on less land under the watchful eye of the law....people are going to gripe. You have to remember old timers such as myself are used to doing as we please (like riding around drunk shooting every varmit that moves) and don't take well to change.
But we'll adapt.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Doesn't sound like it's as bad a some people have made it sound out there.
People taking his word for the gospel truth...is a bad thing~
I ain't lying.
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You never know.
Sometimes.....that's probably good advice!
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You have to remember old timers such as myself are used to doing as we please (like riding around drunk shooting every varmit that moves) and don't take well to change.
But we'll adapt. hr>
LOL...shooting varmits??
Heck we get drunk...chase them down on foot and strangle them...
Of course, you must have BAIT...So...the first one to pass out drunk in the lawn chair gets duct taped to the chair and we tie a pork chop round their neck.
OK, varmiNts. You know rabbits, lizards, birds...tried to chase down a coyote one time. Riding double with the guy on back firing away. STUPID!!!!! But fun. BR>
Mmmm....I made pork chops yesterday. And I have a few left over if anybody wants to get drunk????
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BR>
Anybody want to get together and buy some sand?
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May be time to sell the quads and take up a new hobby. My spot wil be shut down next.
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May be time to sell the quads and take up a new hobby. My spot wil be shut down next.
You could always open a 7-11 and sell racing fuel. hr>
LOL! I really would like open an "off-brand" powersports dealership and performance shop. If only I had a couple 100 grand laying around.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Morning gents!
Better take the fools advise and hold on...cause one day they are here and the next they are gone.
In a New York Minute...everything can change.
I know there is somebody somewhere that can make these dark clouds disappear...
"I know something you don't know...."
Can you just picture her singing and dancing right now?
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We may loose and we may win...but we will never be here again.
Take it easy, huh? BR>
I love the Eagles.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I don't imagine they are going to find anyone sympathetic to their "cause"
Never say never. He might.
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Got to the Little Sahara. Imperial sucks. Pipelines and rusting equipment everywhere. It's unsafe. I wouldn't waste your time.
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Whoever is making this little political push shouldn't expect any love letters any time soon, either. You can be mad and say it serves Jimmy Dan right, but WHO does shutting down the park benefit? Sure as hell isn't me.
Is there some hope that he'll sell or just go away so people can tresspass? I don't see things ever getting back to the way they were.
If somebody can tell me different. It would be music to my ears.
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Don't worry, be happy.
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Don't worry, be happy.
I just had to look. hr>
LOL! I hate that friggin song too. Had to share the joy. I could post something really disturbing like the lyrics to Lola. L O L A, Lola!
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What the hell!
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I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I&39;m not the world&39;s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I&39;m not dumb but I can&39;t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won&39;t you come home with me
Well I&39;m not the world&39;s most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well that&39;s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It&39;s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I left home just a week before
And I&39;d never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I&39;m gonna make you a man
Well I&39;m not the world&39;s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I&39;m glad I&39;m a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
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Still better than, Don't worry, be happy.
Or her name was lola...she was a showgirl
I stand corrected. hr>
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So say you won the lotto-- what would be the first thing you bought to play in the sand with?
Not sure. I haven't been to Hugh Hefner's to pick her out yet.
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So say you won the lotto-- what would be the first thing you bought to play in the sand with?
Not sure. I haven't been to Hugh Hefner's to pick her out yet.
Gee...Is Ripper wearing BUNNY EARS? hr>
Nothing like a bunny and her little tail.
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doing the best to get my elvis impersonation right
thank ya...thank ya very much BR>
Hubby was checking out a dunebuggy website last night- watching the vids-- dreaming that lotto winning dream-- just wondered what everyone else might splurge on. OK- it doesn't have to be a sand toy!
Well then...YACHT!
motor home for sale...LOL
Not any yacht. A Carver yacht. Already picked one out. BR>
Dang blasted filter is blocking the site.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperEither the facts can't get straight- or Newswest 9 is a PATHETIC source for information!
Judging by my past experience, I'd say both.
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We've certainly been missing your unique wit. You remember what I told you?
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Kharper, not to start an argument, but...
If I charged 7 bucks to walk down my sidewalk, or you could walk across the street and use that one free, which would you choose?
Don't confuse the issue with facts!
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I feel the need for a group grope..err...hug I mean.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin Come on now Ripper...slide on in here.
OH YEAH!!!! Make me a sandwich!
I just learned a few new tricks about llama loving I need to try.
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oops my hand did slip...
devAsting times
Gotta a grab bar to help hold you steady.
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs OH YEAH!!!! Make me a sandwich!
Sandwich....gee...HAM, TURKEY, BALOGNA
are you sure you would not prefer to be the creamy center of a cookie??
I was sorta thinking you could have the bologna.
And I'd lick the creamy center of that cookie just to see how sweet it is.
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ah shucks....now you've made me hungry! hr>
Wasn't the affect I was looking for but always the good sport! I'm about ready for lunch myself!
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WOW, Kermit chatter got all serious all of a sudden again. lol. =]
Let the flaming begin!
Your mama wears fishnet stockings!
Wait....who are we supposed to flame again?????
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Little Bobby (ConcernedDuner) If you are so concerned about the outcome of the sandhills why aren&39;t you trying to help rather than causing trouble? You say Danny has ruined it for all of us but you and your group are the ones trying to tell people they don&39;t have to pay, and it is legal to cross the road and then drive down the easement to the end of KSI property. Had you not been such a pain in the butt young man maybe the parking lot would still be there today. You say the whole county is mad at Danny because he continually called the sheriffs out to the hills, but whom was he calling them out there for? Answer= Little Bobby and what was little Bobby doing? Answer= breaking rules. As far as reading your post most people see who wrote it and know that it is only an attempt to discourage people from supporting someone who is trying to secure a spot for us to ride. I&39;m sure you will correct me if I&39;m wrong, but the impression I get from you is your not at all concerned about anybody, or the sandhills. Only that you not loose your pride by allowing Danny to prevail after all you have said and done. Even if you know he is not the monster you are making him out to be. You act as if you have the upper hand in this matter because you have a dozen people backing you and a caliche pad for you and your friends to park on. What you don&39;t realize is the amount of people laughing at you and your childish behavior. Danny is the only one acting as if there is something for all to gain by supporting him. All you are after is destroying his name and his intentions, you could care less about the rest of us working class people that don&39;t drive $100,000 motor homes. So who is actually the liar here? Now I&39;m sure you or some of your brown nosers (Txduneripper for one) will come back with some clever retaliation, but keep in mind this is the way I feel and I&39;m pretty sure most serious sandhills enthusiast will agree with me and what I just posted. Now with that being said I return you to your regularly scheduled soap opera, because that&39;s all this entire topic has become.
YOU BLAME DANNY, I BLAME YOU.
Say what you want but we were allowed to do a lot of things prior to KSI's complaints. I'm sitting here on the fence and even I can admit that much. You make him out to be a law abiding citizen looking out for his surrounding ranchers but I think we all know why the complaints were made. You pay or you won't ride. Now I have no problem with Jim Dandy or his right to charge people. It's HIS land. My philosophy is don't jack with me and I won't jack with you. But those complaints made about land he doesn't even own are starting to cause me some real grief. Last time I was out there I had to take my kid accross hills I didn't really want a small child on because everything was blocked off and I wasn't allowed to use the easement. And that rubs me wrong.
You guys point fingers, I just want to ride. And I want access to all the land, $7 or not. I don't care. But I want things a little closer to like they were back when Kermit was a fun place to visit.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin They say it is darkest before the dawn.
Sometimes you just feel like a mushroom.
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Free as in a DEMOCRACY...not a DICKtatorship?
Do those tators come with sour creme?
You know I ain't happy unless I can ride in my boxers with a shotgun in one hand and bottle of Jack Daniels in the other...plastic bottle of course.
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Oh...and free to park off the central parking area?
RL morning you mushroom!
Just a stepping stone in the path of life.
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Free...
As in free to ride a homemade POS ride? Set up a tent, trailer, dog house, sleep on the ground?
You threw that in just for me...admit it!
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs You know I ain't happy unless I can ride in my boxers with a shotgun in one hand and bottle of Jack Daniels in the other...plastic bottle of course. hr>
If you start acting an ass...DUCT TAPE YOU IN A LAWN CHAIR!
Don't wake the kids! Make sure they are all tucked in before you ride in your boxers!hr>
LOL! Will you at least tuck me in and give me a straw for the Jack? BR>
I want the old ways back. Funny how we always co-existed without the rules. I've never ridden in my boxers, but it would be nice to have that option if the whim ever struck me.
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yea I threw that in for you...think the wife will let you take your dog house to the sand?hr>
The dog house really isn't that bad but my feet do get cold towards morning.
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The dog house really isn't that bad but my feet do get cold towards morning. hr>
I can put your feet in a pan of warm water before I go to bed if you want?
You can wake up the next morning in your tePEE.
You're changing my diaper.
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Would be willing to bet there are some good deals in the thrifty nickel too.
Been thinking convertible myself.
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Good afternoon Dune and RL. =]
Go to the zone and click the clicky. =]
I'll have to check it out at home. Thanks for the heads up though!
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convertable?
I was thinking a Mustang GT. The sale of the quads and equity in my truck would make a nice down payment.
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Hell, I never grew out of my first childhood. BR>
I was wondering about scooter? Don't remeber him saying he'd be gone????
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I usually get queezy at tax time too. BR>
Have a good one!
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If we had any water out here...you'd be right.
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No one ever parked up and down the roads!
What? That's not true. I always parked on the easement if I couldn't get by the tanks, which was most of the time. And so did a lot of others. What was going to be done like at Thanksgiving when the parking lot fills up? I've seen it full on a couple occasions.
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Hope it's bigger than the old one or they will run into problems.
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Will they charge for parking?
And camping.
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Will they charge for parking?
And camping.
So we're looking at 50 bucks to ride, roughly? All these costs, plus gas for the trip, food and beverages are gonna add up. That would buy a lot of play sand at Home Depot.
I'm going from memory but I think it was originally going to be like $3 per vehicle for parking and $7 for overnight???? Keep in mind that's no hookups. Then $7 per quad.
My B in law is supposed to take me out and show me some places I can ride on his plant's property. He claims they don't care as long as you leave stuff alone. And CD and his crew have land. Hoping the two are close together. There is a LOT of land out there. By myself, I'd probably just pay the $7 and not worry about it but I don't like my kid on the larger dunes. So I'll check out some other spots and see how it goes.
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I think most people are just scared to speak up cowgirl. They are certainly not going to speak up on KSI's site. KSI has done some good things with the rules but there's been some negative moves too. I can't imagine anybody is really happy about paying to ride on less land. They just sort of accept it.
You can blame that death for the closure of the park all you want, but that doesn't explain why he was allowed to clear it off the first time. I think the county realized that the park was intended to benefit everyone and that wasn't happening. Reminds me of that bedtime story where the troll charged to cross his bridge. He eventually got bumped off. And that death certainly doesn't explain the loss of the easement. I know there have been issues there, including parking and drags. So you can ignore the issues if you want, but they are real. And I think people have a right to be angry about a few things.
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Make money at what cost? I'm all for making money. Don't have a problem paying to ride on KSI land. But I also think he should have limited his tresspassing calls to HIS property.
If I owned HEB I sure as heck wouldn't sit in front of Walmart calling the cops on everybody that parks in a fire zone.
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Cowgirl, I thought I was very clear on my gripe about the easement. I have a daughter and we used the easment to get around dunes I didn't want her on. Last time out, there was absolutely no way around the steeper stuff and she made me sweat it out once or twice. I don't know why that's so hard to understand unless you just don't have a child.
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Just curious, but how are all the areas marked? If it's true I can ride one area free, how will I know when I've come to an area I need to pay?
They aren't marked. That's another problem.
BUT the wind blows and fences don't last. I've seen a couple of areas where ranchers have tried and the fence completly covered in some spots and then 20 feet away you can ride under it without ducking. I wouldn't be surprised if someone has been ticketed on somebody else's property bordering KSI's. As an outsider, you'd be better off just paying the $7 and don't worry about it. Seriously.
For a 1st time West Texas rider, KSI has the best sand and it's a must see. Period. You get up on one of the bigger dunes and get a grasp of the size of the area, it's a pretty awesome experience. And riding doesn't get more fun. You have to check it out scooter. You'd be hooked for life.
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Got a few bugs to work out on the trailer (invertor not getting power) and need to get another tire. Also found out the rear shocks on the truck aren't that good for pulling a trailer. So when it gets to be 100 degrees out, I'll probably be all set.
Bought quite a few aftermarket shocks but have yet to find any I like better than Rancho. And don't buy into the self adjusting BS.
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You know what REALLY pisses me off?
Birthday parties at Chunky Heeves. Talk about a ripoff. Invite a 3 year old to a party and you should plan to feed him and the parents. What? You just going to drop a 3 year old off and leave? PLEASE! So you figure you gotta watch your kid eat and play, so you might as well feed yourself, spouse and the 3 year old's sibling while your there. You end up paying like $25 for something that tastes like it was bred on the bathroom floor. I bet McDonalds could microwave better pizza. I like kick that mouse in the...........
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We weren't allowed to act like that in public when I was a kid. Barely got away with it at home. (still do)
I'm a bad influence. I had a couple of them 20 oz beers the other day at dinner then went to the store feeling pretty good. I was really bored because...well this may be a shocker for some of the ladies BUT.....Target SUCKS! Anyway bored and buzzing is not a good combination for me in public. I will entertain myself. We get in the toy section and I'll be durned if I wasn't sitting there playing with everything including kicking a soccer ball around and throwing a frisbee.....then I wonder why my kids don't behave. BR>
Then I bought King Kong and said it was for the kids.
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Is there a worse store than JC Penny? No toys, no electronics, no tools and no automotive. Why would I want to go there? hr>
At least ours is at the mall so I can sit around and make fun of how the teenagers dress!
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Is there a worse store than JC Penny? No toys, no electronics, no tools and no automotive. Why would I want to go there? hr>
Yes- its called Harbor Freight! No bras, no panties, no shoes, NOTHING!
hey- speaking of Target- apparently the Dallas area has SUPER TARGETS!! hr>
I love Harbor Freight. Keep a catalogue in my library at all times. BR>
What exactly is Victoria's secret? Here's mine. I'd just rather you just get naked. BR>
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Is there a worse store than JC Penny? No toys, no electronics, no tools and no automotive. Why would I want to go there? hr>
Yes- its called Harbor Freight! No bras, no panties, no shoes, NOTHING!
hey- speaking of Target- apparently the Dallas area has SUPER TARGETS!! hr>
I love Harbor Freight. Keep a catalogue in my library at all times. BR>
What exactly is Victoria's secret? Here's mine. I'd just rather you just get naked. hr>
well at least you can wipe with it if you run out of TP! haha
I'd stay away from the page with the sanders and grinders.
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well at least you can wipe with it if you run out of TP! haha
Slick magazine pages don't work well. An old phone book is a good backup. Mom used to say they kept an old Sears Roebuck catalog in the outhouse. It had the newsprint type pages and worked really well. Raptory would probably be the expert on this.
And on that note......What's for lunch?
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Your sister sure treated me right!
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Your sister sure treated me right! hr>
Funny how cash will make women do that. hr>
That and a little begging. BR>
Morning Scooter!
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Where is RL?
I he hiding again?
I want a quiet place to get away! hr>
You think of me and automatically want to find a secluded hiding spot to do what?
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{Hiding…giggle
Hum…what should we do when we think no one is looking?
Let&39;s just take the tie off…unbutton a couple of buttons…
HEY! IS THAT RIPPER WITH BINOCULARS!
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Oops! I think we need to untuck it to get ALL the buttons. Can you help me with my belt, too?
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ouch...think I chipped a toot on the belt buckle! hr>
I think you mean tooth, but either way, that's still funny.
OMG! What my co-workers must think! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
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Who's acting? BR>
You know I have everybody and their dog on my buddy list but the lights never come on??????????
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Well, when you get a chance to leave work early, never turn it down. BR>
The boots are fine I'm sure, but should Samson be wearing them? hr>
(EDIT: Too icky! Even for me!)
I'm going to need those boots because it's getting deep in here.
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RL is after Little Bo Peep.
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One toy in front and one toy behind?
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I think you guys finally pushed the cowgirl off the edge.
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I think you guys finally pushed the cowgirl off the edge. hr>
Long walk...short pier!
You're just a by-stander huh?
that was a little love nudge you gave her?hr>
I thought I was being nice about it. Don't think it's nearly so much as what people say to her as simply the way she takes it.
Her problem, not mine. I have nothing to gain and very little to lose.
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Tighter the better, huh Scooter?
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I'm off but have a family luncheon so I guess I have to wait on the beer. Man I was so tired last nioght, I barely made it through a 6 pack. ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Got my deck installed this morning and ALL my problems went away! Woohoo! THAT's cause for celebration!
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Are you serious? This isn't April 1st, ya know?????????
Is everybody OK? Assume it was to scare a trespassors off? Details, PLEASE!!!!!
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Riders accosted and a display of weapon after hwy 874 chase down. Riders overcome and blocked off with highway vehicle in easement. Tasha pulled a weapon in heated verbal exchange in front of youngster.
If they wouldn't of blocked her off and hreatened her she wouldn't have to pull a gun no would she. Pad is good sept sucks with the wind blowing cleche dust is no fun. Sunday was great till.. i broke a tie rode bent 2 rims and a flat tire .
Kevin
OK, I'm getting confused. Who was in the highway vehicle that chased down the quads?
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Why shouldn't he fence off the remainder?? WHY?? Because its more enticing to charge people to ride past the fence with no boundaries vs pay to ride in a 1 mile x 2 mile area- IF he had markers people riding in from the "other side of the hills" would know - WITHOUT A DOUBT!
I think you nailed it. It behooves him to allow people to ride on land he didn't purchase. But I think he would have a hard time enforcing any claims in a court of law without markers or no tresspassing signs. I seriously doubt he even know exactly where hi property lines are. You can't without a survey and markers.
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if someone calls the cops for trespassing on land he doesn't own just to manipulate you to think you have to pay that damn seven dollars, wouldn't that piss you off? He did that to me. And many other people out there.
So true. And he'll claim the ranchers asked him to call the authorities. I highly doubt it. And THAT doesn't explain why he's worked to get everybody booted off of the easement. Bet Rick Perry himself called Danny up to get rid of those pesky duners.
This about KSI controlling the sand. NOT just the portion they paid for....ALL OF IT. It's becoming more and more obvious everyday.
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About like getting shot at for crossing somebody's golf course. Can you imagine? It's NO different. And it's CRAZY! BR>
Based on what we're hearing, there is NO excuse for JDZ's behavior. Whatever reservation I've show for choosing sides, him and Fatcow have managed to destroy. Congrats to the boneheads. You give West Texans a bad rap.
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LOL! How about a skeet shoot?
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Newswest 9 Story
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Guess mine wasn't approved.
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How does one person (unarmed) surround you anyway?
LOL! I wondered the same thing.
Leave the law enforcement to the hired goons or the sheriff. He had no business taking matters into his own hands. There was no threat to him or his property that would have justified his actions.
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How does one person (unarmed) surround you anyway?
Spend the night in jail...
Ewwwwwww! Hope he didn't drop the soap!
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Morning all!
How about a SACK RACE! BR>for the dirty minds...a Potato Sack race.hr>
I don't think that would be fair. I hear I'm pretty quick in the sack. hr>
img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">BR>Scooter...it is totally FAIR!
Take the advantage!
Beats standing there with your sack around your ankles!
I always get the blue sack.
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Have you ever gone on a ride STARTING at the back of the dunes?
Yeah it kind of like heading IN from a ride only difference is your heading OUT.
All I know is we managed to lose a broke down quad out there in a VERY small area. Once you get out of the vegetation, all the hills sort of look alike. It's EASY to get turned around. We've ALL been there. Maybe we should quit fighting and let the courts decide who is telling the truth.
LOL! And I was fixin to give my condolences on the marriage. I think Cow has orange hair. That's when you have the traits of red and blonde.
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WELL AREN'T YOU INVOLVING THEM YOURSELF BY POSTING TO THESE DANG FORUMS AND HANGING OUT WITH KSI
As I said any more than already are!
Believe it or not there are alot of people that support us and what were trying to do. But every time someone gets on these forums and try showing there support for us they are attacked by you all. If someones opinion doesn't match yours we are the enemy and all that we post is false and not to be taken seriously. I know several of the people that are associated with WTD and I still like to think of alot of them as friends. I think I know who alot of you are but you dont see me on here making false accusations of who each of you are.
If he would limit his activities to his own d@mn property, I'd support him too.
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NO WORSE THAN THE DRINKING HABITS OF KSI....DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GLASS OF WINE ON JDZ DESK DURING THE INTERVIEW AND IF YOU NEED A MAID I WILL POST A RESUME. I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME ON MY HANDS CAUSE I CAN'T RIDE UNTIL MY BULLET PROOF VEST COMES IN
OK, let's not get carried away. I would never deprive a man of God's nector.
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NO WORSE THAN THE DRINKING HABITS OF KSI....DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GLASS OF WINE ON JDZ DESK DURING THE INTERVIEW AND IF YOU NEED A MAID I WILL POST A RESUME. I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME ON MY HANDS CAUSE I CAN'T RIDE UNTIL MY BULLET PROOF VEST COMES IN
OK, let's not get carried away. I would never deprive a man of God's nector. hr>
You have been warned! RL if you get Drunk...we will duct tape you to a lawn chair...NAKED.
With your toes in warm water....And I will watch as the coyote lick your wet toes. hr>
Wouldn't be coyotes and it WOULDN'T be my toe!
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DO I NEED TO NOTIFY THE FBI
If I get tied up by a bunch of women???? I'd shoot you in the back!!!!!!!!!
I can play victim too!!! BR>
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NO WORSE THAN THE DRINKING HABITS OF KSI....DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GLASS OF WINE ON JDZ DESK DURING THE INTERVIEW AND IF YOU NEED A MAID I WILL POST A RESUME. I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME ON MY HANDS CAUSE I CAN'T RIDE UNTIL MY BULLET PROOF VEST COMES IN
OK, let's not get carried away. I would never deprive a man of God's nector. hr>
You have been warned! RL if you get Drunk...we will duct tape you to a lawn chair...NAKED.
With your toes in warm water....And I will watch as the coyote lick your wet toes. hr>
Wouldn't be coyotes and it WOULDN'T be my toe! hr>
your right...would be the stray dog just in for a much needed drink. hr>
I see! You have a fur fetishism.
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Da-amn!!! I don't even know what THAT fetish is called???????? BR>
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Something I said???
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sorry I was distracted by a bell ringing.....
How do you like your steak?
Smothered in tongue!
I'm headed to bed! Goodnight all!
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Ripper you finally got something right! You better be able to visually determine where the boundaries are. That is the riders responsibility!
Not according to the law. It's the landowners responsibility to mark the boundaries AND to post "no tresspassing" signs. Jim Dandy doesn't have a leg to stand on. He's going to find that out in court. Sad it had to come to this.
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I love it when your being a smart a$$. You just keep up the good work cuz girl your good. And show your kids so they will be extra poud of mommy dearest!
Because wanting people bloodied and dead is being a good roll model???? BR>
You seriously have some loose wiring.
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I love it when your being a smart a$$. You just keep up the good work cuz girl your good. And show your kids so they will be extra poud of mommy dearest!
Because wanting people bloodied and dead is being a good roll model???? BR>
You seriously have some loose wiring.
And you just know, when her kids get into trouble, she'll be standing there sobbing, "I don't know where he got these ideas from."
If she acts the same way at home, poor hubby! I bet he drinks a lot and spends all his time in the garage....wait a minute.....that's me. Wonder if cow has a sister because I think I'm married to her. lol!
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And to think I thought this would be a easy read?!
WOW!
LOL, and you thought michigan had problems. lol. =]
Bet they ain't shot at no one in Michigan.
You have to be tough to live here. We're the reason all the fairies and liberals flock to the coasts.
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I charged up my cattle prod last night BR>
Prod that COW!!!
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THATS ENTERTAINMENT!!
TFF!!!
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in the company of fine folks! well, most of them
I'm scared to ask.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper Do you think he throws darts at some of the pictures with all of the free time he has now or.....no, surely not....but, could they be for target practice??????? hr>
Don't think they allow darts in a padded cell. He'll have to throw feces like the rest of the mental patients.
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LOL! I'm sorry! But people that go around waving guns and shooting at people have MAJOR issues. Their the ones that show up on Jerry Springer in an adult diaper crying for mommy to change them, ya know?
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Who knew????
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You may think that we forgot that other people do know who you are. In addition, we are all smart enough to know that this method is not one a university would use to collect data from unknowing people.
Good try, all readers see an old post:
Ranchersgirl
Weekend Warrior
Texas
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Mon January 23, 2006 2:21 AM
WELL. LET'S ALL PUT THIS IN TO PERSPECTIVE; I MEAN WHO IS GOING TO MAUI THIS SPRING BREAK ANYWAY?....ARE YOU st OH i mean cowgirl 06 ? don't think that will happen do ya?
C,mon Now guess dad won't have to worry too much longer who the kiss assess are will he? He's got conversations with Larry Fernandes Corect spelling MIND YOU!!! Let's all get it out in to the open!!!
Edited: Mon January 23, 2006 at 8:20 AM by Ranchersgirl
She claimed to be a close friend of Jimmy's wife in the beginning. I can't imagine they have too many blindly loyal friends left after this mess so that should narrow your search down quite a bit.
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First, please let me apologize to everyone and to the moderators of this forum. I am not who you think. I am part of a large group of post graduate students from a major university. We have been studying the human psyche of the Internet mind. You have been our project this year and I must say, somewhat entertaining. I know we have offended most of you, but we wanted to engage as many subjects as possible in order to better study your responses to different scenarios. We have compiled a large amount of data and will begin processing it next week. If you would like more details, you can read our full report in 'Psychology Today'. We hope to be in print in September or October of this year. Most of the students in our group will receive their PhDs' next year and everyone here has helped in this effort. So, on behalf of the others and myself, Thank You. No information about this web site or any other web site used in our research will be published. We would also like to thank our friends' aunt for the use of her Internet patch and the valuable background information. Without this, our study would have been very difficult. A special thanks to the moderators for never banning us from your web site. May each of you have good mental health.hr>
About the only thing this post does is support the people who are pointing out our failing education system.
just my .02¢
What? You never took Internet Mind Pysche 101 in college???? BR>
Hell, I'm surprised she can spell PhD.
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So I'm in another study?
4 8 15 16 23 42
Is that like the number of beers drank after 30 minute intervals? Kinda slacked off between 15 and 16.
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This just in from my good friend:
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Dear RL,
Based on my comprehensive review of cowgirl06&39;s deportment, it is obvious to me that she suffers from multiple psychological disorders. The patient has a confused super ego in which her id suffers from a severe Castration Complex. In addition to her penis envy, her psychic apparatus has repressed her desires for her father and this Electra Complex has resulted in unconscious parapraxia.
I would recommend an immediate lobotomy and sterilization.
Sincerely,
Sigmund
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Thank you Mr. Freud, it's always an honor!
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Morning all!
And to think I was getting a guilty conscience for all the mean things I had been saying to her....thank you RL, you have just cleared my conscience. I'm ready for another round!!
She started it.
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Maybe you should become a big game hunter and mount me.
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Maybe you should become a big game hunter and mount me. hr>
D'OH!! hr>
I'll bet you could take him down with a blow dart. hr>
She could probably just yank on my tail a few times.
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Boy I hope the girls didn't go riding @ Kermit and end up getting shot. =/
Most likely be their hubby's shooting at me. BR>
j/p
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The teacher (RL) passed out a test first thing this morning!
I found out I am not a naughty as I used to be!
Did you test FB?
Shouldn't it be an impurity test? That one I could pass. hr>
I want to see your real score!!
Not the average!
Well, someone has to give all the bet money back.
I'm relatively normal.
I have not done any relatives. hr>
I don't remember mine but the last 2 I was 100% pure.
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How about I ruff you up with a feather duster...no charge. hr>
As Mr. Garrison would say, "Spank my ass and call me Charlie."
Is there a charge for that?
If she shows up with a chicken suit, beware the feather duster's intended location.
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Obviously this is being taken way too seriously as this was a joke!
I thought it was funny!
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I am sorta happy go lucky. BR>
I'll cheer you up, DD! Let's go get liquored up and oiled down! WooHoo! BR>
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Only if you're a man but then you'd have some explaining to do........
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A tear ran down my cheek
Tears run down my cheek when I look at my old pictures too! BR>
Let's see if I can dig one up.
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Man I need to get out and ride. Maybe I should rig a holster for the sawed off 12 guage on the side of the EX. What do you think? Buckshot versus .40 caliber pistola? I'd take that bet. BR>
Scooter, didn't you say you were looking at a 400? Whatever happened with that?
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Am i the only one on these forums that actually goes out and rides
Hey now, I started them up last weekend if that counts. Even rode one back into the garage! Exciting huh???? BR>
Sometimes you just have other commitments. I was planning to go Saturday but it's supposed to be windy. BR>
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Man I need to get out and ride. Maybe I should rig a holster for the sawed off 12 guage on the side of the EX. What do you think? Buckshot versus .40 caliber pistola? I'd take that bet. BR>
Scooter, didn't you say you were looking at a 400? Whatever happened with that?
Throw some deer slugs in a saddle on the sawed off. Good for vehicular damage. BR>
I know someone by my brother in laws that has one, and a 300 for sale. Hadn't talked to him about it.
Said something to the wife about not getting a new quad, and getting a used truck I could pull the trailer with and a used quad. Says I'm definitely not getting a truck, if anything, we need a car that gets good gas mileage, and I can just take her truck. BR>
No word on the used quad, which, as any man knows, that means it's ok. BR>
So, either the 400ex or the z400 are what I'm kinda looking at. Sure would like to have reverse, but if the price is right, I can just learn not to get stuck in a place I need to back out of.
I have slugs and buckshot rotations in mine right now but I couldn't hit Rosanne's ass from 10 feet with a slug. BR>
I'd get the Z if you can find a deal. It's a little more open out here so I don't need reverse, but somebody needs to cut down all those trees in your area!
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I wouldn't sell mine for $2k and it's butt ugly.
Just sorta fits me for some reason.
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I've heard nothing but good things about the 300ex but for $500 difference (used) I think the 400 would be well worth it. JMO. I mean I wouldn't be against owning a 300 myself, just rather have the other.
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300 has reverse too, doesn't it? Might be your best bet. How much does he want?
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Nice derringers.
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Automatic start and reverse is for SISSY's!!!
auto shift too...they can drink more beer while riding!
auto shift...how BORING...lmao!!
I drink when I'm done- that way I can only hurt myself by falling down or falling out of a chairhr>
I never drink and ride either. I always finish my beer BEFORE getting on my quad.
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RL needs a HUMP
Not the camel's hump I'm interested in.
BAD SAMSON!!!! BAD!!!!!!!
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Why does everybody leave about the time I get here?
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Looks like to me Dunefighter is trying to make sense of the destruction of great thing for no good reason
I don't see you promoting the destruction either??
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Dunefighter all of us want the same thing you do!
I guess my issue is the fact is things are worse than they used to be. I have a hard time swallowing that pill. What I loved no longer exists. I'm sure a new breed of duners will show up and us old-timers will fade away and be forgotten but it's sad imo.
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Honey, I jumped off that fence a long time ago. I do not support what KSI is trying to do. And won't so long as they try to enforce their own made up rules on other people's property. When they fence off and restrict riding to their own land and leave everybody else alone, THEN I'll support Danny.
Making people pay to ride on other people's property is NO DIFFERENT then me not paying but still riding on KSI's. No different at all.
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I'd like to send her some midol and something to pry that stick out of her butt.
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you want her work or home address?? hr>
LOL! You girls are MEAN!
Maybe that was your shoe and not a stick afterall?
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I was gonna guess it was her head. But she's one of them college edumicated types, and it might be to full of knowledge (being nice) to fit.
You think Ms. Psychology took the term "looking for her inner child" a little too literal, huh?
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Just as an example, I chewed gum the whole time I typed that hr>
LOL! My mistake. You're a real saint.
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Oh, we'd be REAL nice to you sweety!!!
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I'm all for shutting it off. Just back off everybody else and let them be. The big dunes get old. It the trails that are the fun part anyway.
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I love you Scooter, RL, Ripper, MD, OFC, MWQ, FB, C, LTZ, H, Tory, RC, MO, HD...ETChr>
You know what they say, words are cheap. Let me show you some lovins.
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I had the best day riding today! Had the place to myself for an hour! You gals are going to have to try things my way, someday!
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You mean they need to try it alone? img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">hr>
But I wasn't alone. Large group and we all shared our toys! I like to watch as much as I like to play!
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BTW, considering I had the place to myself Saturday morning, it's sorta looking to me like that Kermit ordeal isn't affecting my favorite spot one bit. There were only 3 groups by the end of the day. And that suits me just fine. Better hills, better trails, better parking, less traffic. Hope people don't catch on.
You guys and gals forget what I said about trying things my way. LOL!
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Oops. Trigger happry this morning.
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My momma always said my book ran a few pages short.
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Busy playing with my book mark.
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I'm here - antagonizing this group--RL ran right outta here when size came up.
Well...there isn't much size until it comes up.
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You'd have to go to lunch to find out!
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyI preffer to petite size my order..
One word for you OFC. Gymnists.
Though I prefer the female version!
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper We won't discuss carpet burns...LMAO!
Long as they aren't on your forehead.
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People are like cockroaches and I'm a light.
Watch 'em scatter for a hiding place in my presence.
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyI preffer to petite size my order..
One word for you OFC. Gymnists.
Though I prefer the female version! hr>
You think OFC don't know? you forget? I was a gymnist umm I was the water boy for the girls gymnastics team.. yeah thats it hr>
Just cause they kicked you out of the girls locker room shower one time does NOT make you a water boy!
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
RL it was a Hot pic you shared with Ripper and I ... I've spent the longest time wondering
is he wearing spandex?
LOL! OK. You'll have to refresh my memory on that one.
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RL it was a Hot pic you shared with Ripper and I ... I've spent the longest time wondering
is he wearing spandex?
He wasnt showin you that long rod of his.. man that picture is quite revealing hr>
Think that's revealing, you should see my c0ck!
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RL it was a Hot pic you shared with Ripper and I ... I've spent the longest time wondering
is he wearing spandex?
LOL! OK. You'll have to refresh my memory on that one.
red Honda...big rock star hair...high top sneekers...SPANDEX... so 80's...so hot
That wasn't spandex.....I was nude.....you mean.... you didn't know I was black? BR>
I was wearing blue jeans and a sweatshirt girl! Whachu talkin' about Willis?
(ps - showed them the mullet pic OFC)
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I will show you mine too
Never figured you for a natural blonde!
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jeans and a sweatshirt??
you were wearing spandex in my fantisy hr>
Ha! I used to have some spandex shorts about that same time. Maybe a few years before. They were quite revealing. BR>
Sheez, I painted on all my clothes back then. Had to show off my assets.
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Originally posted by: TXduneripperEasy RL-- Stay away from the hen house- its nothing but trouble for a big boy like you hr>
No problem. Those hens peck the chit outta me.
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Those black ones scare me.
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I will show you mine too
That sure is a nice pussy.. But a lil large.. Makes a guy feel inadeqaute.. That cock would make a small meal for a pussy like that
This pussy should make a meal of an inadequate cock.
works better with the link thingie. lol
I got a Giant Frickin Cock. it would tear your lil pussy apart hr>
I always knew the only giant cock you have is plastic! LMAO!
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy well when the Typical cock Can't get her done. We break out the plastic one hr>
I think you nailed it. When your cock don't cut it, just pull out your plastic (aka Visa, Master Card, American Express!). lol!
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Fock that.. Biatch better pull out her plastic or im done hr>
Looks like OFC has a hand out
Can't squeeze blood from a turnip, but you can squeeze all kinds of juicy stuff out of those chickens!
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I got a web cam that overlooks my cock all day hr>
And his website is brokeback.com or something like that.
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Dammit! I'm supposed to be working tonight!
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Dammit! I'm supposed to be working tonight! hr>
Things have gotten that bad huh that sucks man
Just the time of year. Be over in a week.
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Dammit! I'm supposed to be working tonight! hr>
LOL...RL explaining the dog ate it!hr>
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I've actually gotten pretty good at multi tasking while spinning.
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Since I'm not accomplishing much, I'm going to bed where I'll accomplish even less. Evidently, the old lady is holding a grudge because she pissed ME off yesterday. Makes sense, huh? She's snoozing and never bothered to tell me good night. BR>
I'm gonna toss and turn and jump until she wakes up! Gotta take the little joys in life!
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Scooter, are you lighting farts again?
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Have a good night Kermies.
Kermie? Night Ms. Piggy!
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Oh and show me your TITS lolhr>
Do I have to shave my chest first?
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OH i check in every day just to see whats up,Ill be lurking in the back LOL,and im not wearing my feelings on my sleeve im just venting today my old lady is drunk and it pisses me off nothing against you guys lol
Old lady as in wife? Whats wrong with that? I wish mine would take a sip and loosen up every now and again.
OK, I just wish she would get really nasty in the sack.
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lol shell be passed out later i can do what i want to her lmao!!hr>
WooHoo! Now that's what I'm talking about!
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lol shell be passed out later i can do what i want to her lmao!!hr>
LOL...you can dress her in womens clothes and put makeup on her...wait...do passed out dudes that way!hr>
I liked the lawn chair and duct tape idea better.
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Yes. BR>
So how do you feel about 3-somes?
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It's only been about 20 years since the last time...wonder if I'm still flexable enough??:
I would have to administer a physical exam to answer that. BR>
ps - 2 dudes is a tag team. At least it better be.
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I'm thinking I would get ignored...roflmfao
You tryin to say i love myself too much, and theres no room for you?hr>
Good looking and smart too. BR>
Not conceited...just convienced img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Oh, heck...I'll cut you some slack...I'm sure you would love to see me quiver and would
be quite the armorus lover.
What's you sign baby?
I've got 2 in mind...if your either...we could really make the stars fall from the sky.
rotflmao! Too funny!
What's the 2 signs? Stop and Do Not Enter?
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What's the 2 signs? Stop and Do Not Enter? hr>
I guessed, open 24 hours and slippery when wet. hr>
Or Self-serve and Deliveries in Back!
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No Life Guard on Duty and Enter at Your Own Risk
This is fun!
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Loading Zone, Beware of Hazardous Materials.
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Sheep crossing, beware of bald headed midget (OFC's signs)!
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over 1 billion served daily.
lmao! Thats a good one! BR>
I'm fresh outta signs.
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My bad!! Boyfriend told me to keep my mouth shut and as usual he was right!!
Men usually are but it's always nice to heara woman admit it!
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Well, if nothing else, he's running up a bill with his attorneys. BR>
Just a thought that ran through my mind (enough room it probably could have driven , but what if all the other land owners got together and put up boundry markers, made a parking area, and then let everyone ride for 3 bucks?
Yea, I know it would never happen, but can you imagine what that would do to KSI? BR>
I also thought I remembered something about tea and no panties. Guess we know why now. hr>
Wouldn't letting people ride for free have the same affect?
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Wouldn't letting people ride for free have the same affect? hr>
Well, I left out the part about DD and Ripper riding topless. So it's really just a cover charge. BR>
Free would be good, but I figure just charging half of what he was would really piss them off. hr>
I still want them and cowgirl to have a mud wrestling contest out there. But a topless mud wrestling contest would would for me.
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My bad!! Boyfriend told me to keep my mouth shut and as usual he was right!!
Men usually are but it's always nice to heara woman admit it! hr>
dreams are suppose to end when you wake up samson hr>
Somebody pinch me, I must be dreaming because you're still here.
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Somebody pinch me, I must be dreaming because you're still here. hr>
Heck, if she's still there, ask her for a spankin'. hr>
OK. Ripper, Scooter wants to know if you'll spank him.
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Spankin' by proxy?
On second thought, I think that would fit in my nightmare category.
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Well, I would just like to say that this is my last post on this forum or any other. My sympathies go out to the Zumwalt family including his mother who is a well liked and respected woman. Thank you for all your support in finding out the truth. So long, farewell. See ya'll at the dunes.
Good luck to you CD! Maybe I'll see you out there some day.
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Wooo Hooooo Weekend is here!!
Let's party!!
RL, Scooter...how about topless ICE wrestling?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> BR>At 11:00 am the temps were already 10 degrees above what I can take.
In the garden to gather greens for Winkie...had 2 "grey out" dizzy episodes.
I hate summer!
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Mmmm........ hard nipples. BR>
Has the locksmith responded to your inquiry?
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burning the candle at both ends.
Want I should hot wax you back hair? hr>
Have to go a little lower to find any.
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EWWWW butt hair????
LMAO!
I try to look at the positives. If I ever get thin on top, I got a crop started for a transplant. BR>
