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Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R
does anyone know how to get this damn forum to quit notifying your email? it says that you can unsubscribe but I can't get it to work. I'm getting tired of 30 emails a day from the forum. somebody help!
It tells you on every email you receive how to unsubscribe but anyways hit on your today tab and on the left you will see the area to unsubscribe. Check the threads you don't want and then down at the bottom of that list hit unsubscribe.
Posted by: Raptoryfn660r
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Tom -- sculpted and furry.
Time to Get the KIDS yall.
DuneDragin,
I would hate to be drunk looking at that page's background.
Posted by: chuckster
Hello there Concerned Duner, I just wanted to ask you a question. First though, it has been a long time since I have been to the dunes. (about 6 mths) I used to have a z400 but now have the LT-R450 Now that the parking pad is closed down and there is no place to park, where could we possibly park and not be worried 'bout being cited? There are a few of us from Pecos who would like to go to the dunes. Maybe this Saturday. I would love to go try out my new LTR and my kids have been on my arse for me to take them to the sandhills with their new quads as well. Oh, and also would you happen to have the KSI property marked off? We wouldn't want to "TRESPASS"... You know. LOL If you would like to email me, csandova70@yahoo.com
Thanks.
Posted by: TexasRaptor
I'm sorry to break-up the conversation with what may be perceived as a stupid question...what is the status of the Kermit Sandhills as far as ownership? Has anything changed since earlier this year? What does one have to do if they want to camp and ride at the sandhills now?
Thanks!
I've been out to the sandhills one time last Spring. Just need to find out for sure what changes I can expect and who I need to call to get more info.. I even have tried calling Kermit's Chamber of Commerce, but their phone number is no longer in service.
Posted by: TexasRaptor
Thank-you!
Don't wanna make a trek to the metropolis of Kermit Texas without knowing what to expect....especially if the rules/ownership has changed.
Posted by: DuneDragin
For general conversations chatter away HERE BR>Have fun!!
Start with a Kermit joke:
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
She has a frog in her throat when she reaches 69!
Posted by: DuneDragin
Sampson you ever see anyone with 2 and 3 kids on a big quad? NOT smart.
I guess life does not come with an instruction book!!
Come on RAIN... love to be on the sand after a a little rain.....man you can get some major hook up!!
Jetted my quad this time of year in moist conditions...
I hope the piggy joke is ok. I can count to 77. I get 8 more.
Posted by: DuneDragin
first thing I wanted to know about a quad was how to crash it...what are the limits??? 3 times the first day...the over the back flip, the side slide and nose drop!! Once I had that mastered...I had every thing in the middle down pat!!
Posted by: DuneDragin
I must add the quad always landed on all four tires....so nothing major!!
Posted by: DuneDragin
I need a sticker on my quad "CAUTION: Rider may BAIL at any time" ! Duck and roll.
On sand the landing is not much worse than water skiing...The last thing I want is to get tangled up with the machine!! Of course, I'm not worried about breaking my neck cause I got a bucket on my head.
On rugged terrain I'll ride it out.
Should have included in the guideline page?
RULE #1 Never put your feet down. Sampson it will make you walk funny. Also my worst injury (that or the hole). Can some one get the quad off you when it chews you up, racers do not have reverse?!
Rule #2 Do not use front brake on downhill run. My friend demonstrated this manuver T-giving. Brand spanking new Raptor 700, she had that moment of hesitation about direction to take at the bottom...did the full front filp with a half twist and was still mounted at the bottom of the hill. Yea, her neck was SORE.
Rule #3 Feather the clutch on short uphill run. Do not rev the engine and pop the clutch...lol a Tecate 3 wheeler will shoot out from under you like a bullett. Yes, I did that one on a sand (ramp) bump not ten feet from parking (I was not in 2nd gear like I thought). My favorite place to pull a stunt is full view! Or on the trail..."do you think you can make it up?"..."oh, yea...I'll GET IT!"
Rule #4 They don't call it a FIXED object for no reason.
Rule #5 Nylon rain pants are slick. You could loose your mount in the turn. The Kid demonstrated this one.
Rule #6 Your not Tarzan. Stay out of the trees. Only time blood was involved, right Tarzan?
Rule #7 Dismount on uphill side and hold on till help arrives. I didn't want to break my plastic!
Rule #8 A quad is not a bumper car. Dad, unless you knocking someone off a tree stump before they tip over and roll down the mountian side.
Rule #9 Carry at least 1 extra spark plug for each quad and/or a tow rope. Happened several times.
Rule #10 If the quad is steaming or smoking...get off, walk away! BR> Rule #11 Once you launch the quad, THE BRAKES DO NOT WORK IN THE AIR.
Rule #12 Gas it! Ride it like you rented it! BR>
Posted by: DuneDragin
I swept my snowmobile passenger off with a tree limb!!
"why didn't you tell me to duck!!"
He did get back on thou
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: KeelGirl22
i feel helpless when i ride behind someonehr>
I no longer ride on asphalt.
Helpless is sitting on a Kawasaki Ninja street bike (I'm the passenger) at the red light; alone no one on the street. The light changes to green, we begin to accelerate and I'm sitting on this idiots hood.
HOW THE HECK CAN YOU RUN OVER 2 PEOPLE IN A LIT INTERSECTION WHEN THEY ARE AT THE TIP OF YOUR NOSE! BR>6 MONTHS in a leg cast, 8 stiches to the back of my head (no concussion, whew) and a very small scrape on my ankle. BR>
Posted by: DuneDragin
How does plaster all the way up to your butt affect your sex life?
NOT AT ALL! BR>
JUST WANTED TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU...ROFLMAO
Posted by: DuneDragin
You can get more than Pizza delivered HOT and FRESH to your door! LMAO
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Webopper
Dang, DuneDragin is bustin out. What's up man, they have you locked away for the past couple years and you just getting back out...LOL
You go man, that's some good stuff you're putting up...
Exactly!! Feeling myself again!
Thanks Legs...all girl! (some say I got brass ones, but those little POWER BALLS can be great fun for a DRAGIN gal!)
Know anything about the Eastern Dragon lore?? ie.: color, #of toes, power balls??
Not the fire breathing, wing flappin' Western Dragon...it irks me that some don't know the difference.
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Webopper
Dang, DuneDragin is bustin out. What's up man, they have you locked away for the past couple years and you just getting back out...LOL
You go man, that's some good stuff you're putting up...
Wow, it has been along time!
I'm still singing the same song...have not changed my tune huh?!
just for giggles let me quote My prior post!
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Date Posted: Tue April 29, 2003 5:52 PM
Posted By: DuneDragin (Weekend Warrior)
The Mexican has it right. There is no one there to tell you not to ride at night. There is no one to tell you to pick up trash and place it in the provided trash containers. There is no one to tell you to turn the music down after midnight. There is no one to tell you that burning pallets leaves behind nails that ruin tires. There is no one to tell you that the sandhills are no place to leave beer bottles and glass containers that break and will cut feet and tires. There is no one to tell you when to get up or go to bed or when to bathe or eat. No one will wipe your ass.
We're locals & PROUD of the area that is home to us. West Texans have always been ruled by COMMON SENSE and RESPECT.
There has up till now been no need for park management and security patrols.
Things are changing as the sport grows and folks are finding our little jewel in the sand.
Get a Grip People! Don't ride alone (especially at night). Be considerate of others. Clean up your area (even if it is not your trash). Think of the impact you have on the safety of others. Show some respect for yourself, those around you, the area your in and be proud of your sport and the people who share your interest.
If that seems a little harsh, get over it. We like the park free. We want self control. We are not going to tolerate any nonsense. We Work Hard. We Ride Hard. We Party Hard.
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Well at least I'm consistant!!
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Sounds like a party for sure!
I'm bringing the Wild Turkey and a CrossBow!!
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: KeelGirl22
anyone know kermits zipcode?
79745
You searching DPS Sexual Offender data base for a date Keel??
Posted by: DuneDragin
And BEAUTY is in the eyes of the BEERholder
Sampson I hear when you dirink Jager broke fat and toothless looks REAL good!!!
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
But I'm not going back to Kermit until everything is straightened out. About half expect to see picketers at the county park.
Picketers...that's those little kids wearing the mouse ear hats, Right?
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Picketeers...that's those little kids wearing the mouse ear hats, Right?
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P-I-C----see us ride, K-E-T----try and hide, EEEEEEEEEEEEEE---where the heck is the kill swtich!?BR>
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Gee will the ears sell out as quickly as the flags did?? BR>
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Drew the ears just for you! hr>
Took me a while to get out of the floor and find a tissue!! BR>Mighty (Mouse) good job!!!
Posted by: DuneDragin
Paint a big M on Sampsons Chest!
"Here I come to save the Day!"
roflmao
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Paint a big M on Sampsons Chest!
"Here I come to save the Day!"
roflmao
Can't remember Mighty Mouse??
See free clip art image of Mighty Mouse
click here for Mighty Mouse
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
They were saying on the news this morning that tomorrow is supposed to be windy. hr>
Yea, Kermit got no rain and the forecast is 20-30 mile an hour wind on Saturday and 10-20 Sunday.
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I think it's more of a French cigarette ad. At least that's my impression of them. Just some a$$hole smoking a cigarette.
Lots of people smoke when they are drinking. ~What was frenchie drinking~I don't think I want any! lol
Posted by: DuneDragin
My ride is broken too...flag mount broke off.
Happy Chinese New Year!!
Many people around the world will celebrate the start of Chinese year 4704 from Jan. 29 through Feb. 12. It is the Year of the Dog -- the "Fire" Dog.
Party Time! BR>
Then Valentines, Then Mardi Gras (150 years). My Birthday(feels like 150 years). Let's Celebrate!!
Still no "frenchie" drinks for me please.
Posted by: DuneDragin
Yall are bad.
Geeze, when I was thinking of a tacky looking, cheep fix...I was thinking of a quick welding job and a bit of silver paint instead of a nice new chrome grab bar for $35.
Not that the Ellie Mae Clampet solution will not work...usually our favorite way to get something done!!
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Scooter- since you not one of the Kermit "our gang", shouldn't your aviator be a fargin French POODLE for the year of the dog?
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: KeelGirl22
all those frenchies know is defeat!
It is much better surrender, rather than fight.
Geneva Convention has focused on protecting the "victims" of war and anyone familiar with such popular treatments will have concluded, correctly, that in some general way the Conventions forbid casual brutality or deliberate abuse of civilians, prisoners, and others who, being caught up in war, are unable to defend themselves.
No problem Scooter...just don't drop that hankie to the field.
Posted by: DuneDragin
Scooter have you played in this little West Texas Sand Box? It has been a blast! We Have lots of sand quads. (can only fit about 8 at a time in the trailer )
Sold the Trail Boss cause it just did not cut it at THE sandhills and was useless in the mountains too.
Replaced it with Scramblers...Think they will 'get it on' at Muenster?! Have the Big Bear for back up if needed.
Don't want to get lost. We have lead the 'greenhorns' out and about here...But looks like we will need a Leader to show us around in your neck of the woods. How well do you know Muenster? How about Lake Murrey?
Does anybody ride lt250's or trx250r's there? What about the Quadzillas? Just hate to leave them home alone in the barn when I can put all terrain tires on. Do I want auto and reverse with suspension or Clutch-Kickin' SPEED?
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Man, Murrey sounds great. 4-5 motorhomes and trailers. Might want to drag a boat too or better to fish off the bank?
Muenster sounds good too! The Zillas may find a new playground? You know they like to s t r e a t c h out.
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Waiting to see what kind of quad I can buy next year. Got permission from the wife for a dirtbike, but thinking real hard about the LT-R450. Just may wait until it's second year. Then I'll have a toy I can play in the sand with, and I'll have to come out that way. hr>
I went to local dealer to look at the Suzuki450 specifically. The dude says "No, you want the YZ450...much better, much faster". Ok how about aftermarket for the 450 I ask..."The YZ450 yada yada yada".
I left without a 450 or a YZ450.
Several YZ450 at the sandhills...They are nice.
Guess need a thread for pro and con of LT450 and the YZ450.
First Suzuki450 I saw...had to see that display of speed...I got my race alright! Got a new saying out of that one, "yea, them numbers on the side mean something huh!?". roflmao. But what the heck do I want a 450 for if I can beat it on my 250??? I was looking at it next week...impressed.
But, there is something about my two stroke I can't do without!!
Can take a stock Banshee...Predator is about even up.
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RippinATC, to finish PM-
Wish we could meet up this weekend, but we're not going out for a while. Would have a BLAST with you...have couple of Tecate KXT250's and Buddy rides a ATC250 & TRI-Z250.
LOVE 2 STROKES. Have more than we can take at one time. Trailer will hold 8. The ATC's, LT250R's , TRX250R's, LT500R's are our dune rides. The Scrambler 400 4x4's & Honda TRX500 4x4 for mountain trails. Have the smaller LT160, LT80, ATC70 & GT80 bike the kid outgrew. Projects: TRX500, KXF250R's & another KXT250R needs the sprocket so it's close (and will prob. go up for sale later). The rest of the gang stick pretty close to the Scramber 400's and 500's for Sand and Trails.
Our Buddy has a wild private collection too (2- 6 wheelers).
Other Buddy has a bike/atv shop. (Can&39;t even keep up with what he has for sale or what he's riding!)
We have adopted New Buddies (Pismo to Texas transplants)…Think we will keep them!
Just sold the Big Bear and LT230S.
Have a couple of Banshees, 400 Scrambler, Kawasaki Mule and 32' enclosed trailer for sale. Have a couple of motorhomes for sale (1 class A one class C). TxDuneRipper do you still have your motorhome for sale too? Time to Post in the “Classified” Forums?img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
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Think might have seen you there before...We really pay attention to someone with a "classy" ride!! Heck, we might have had our hands over our hearts as you passed. Salute!
Our past at THE SANDHILLS goes way far back. Someone on behalf of KSI does not want our business so who knows if we stop or honk as we pass on by.
Might be able to hook you up with a project...so many in the litter! But...Sweetie is not in quad mode right now If I can get him building again we'll see which he keeps and which we put up for adoption. $10K in new parts sorted next to the projects they go on. (yea, lots of time and money...a passion, not a jump on and ride hobby) He was welding yesterday and told me NO when I asked if he would fix my flag mount. "Not working on quads right now." oooooooook BR>The 85 LT250R is my favorite baby, it fits just right. He was disgusted when I settled on that ride. "Geeze, you picked the biggest piece of junk I have!" A few bloody knuckles later he is proud of it too. 2 years he was talking what else he could do...tell him "No honey it is FINE, DON'T TOUCH IT!". I finally consented to let him put another seat on it. I fought him hard on the Paddle Tires (did not want them) He won that argument and glad he did. He rode the Dragin around camp last year and said "Yea, it is nice huh! It sure has a funny vibration though?" I said "Well duh! If it shakes apart you can wrench on it then." He got me another wide LT250R and a long LT250R. We took them out rebuilt the last time we went to the sandhills. Kinda felt like I was cheatin on the Dragin so I did not form a bond with either yet He got another LT500R and the Rubicon.
The kid decided she wanted HIS TRX250R so we sold her Blaster. He is the big Honda fan and loves the way they handle on rides. Sorry honey, I whip his Honda pretty bad on the track (why he needs another Zilla!) BR>Make a long story short...he will be replacing his Honda (Kids now) with another and we will see what he decides will be his new fav after the next time out. Lots of wrenching to do. The next time in the sand we should have a clue. Maybe I can get him hooked on yellow?? Will the Hondas make their debut at KSI or Mescalero or Pismo or Little Sahara.....................
Maybe leave the Paddles off and take them North East of Odessa. Scooter might want to see some "classics" too!
Guess we can pick a half way point between us on the way to Ardmore or St Jo (Muenster)...get you in the convoy. Scooter...got room for one more? BR>Sampson...got air in the tires yet....TFF.
Ripper is having drama...will ask her later.
Keel, going to hook up in the convoy too? Hey Keel...ATC sounds like a cuttie and he is in your neighborhood...you single? Match maker Match maker make me a match....hum along.
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: KevinHarper06
Off topic.. but does anyone know if you can order/buy size 16-17 riding boots.. any brand really.. and best way to break them in?..... Yeah i got a big foot hr>
What width? Ankle or tall?
Look around town (shoe shops or leather shops) for Shoe Streach.
Think Wal-Mart carries it too...if you get to the big OD.
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Originally posted by: KevinHarper06
Tall.. 3-4 inch width size 16 to 17 biggest Golden had when we first brought our bikes was 14-15 dont know about midland yamaha etc
Is that a DD E W or ZZZZZZZZZZ......lol.
Dang is like asking a woman to give up her bra size...no straight answer
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Harper...get that flu beat...take a shot of whisky, mix with a shot 1/2 of very warm water, a tsp of Honey and a squeeze of lemon...down it in one drink. Take a vitamin C 2500 mgs daily and suck on Zinc lozenges every 4 hours. Crawl up in bed and sweat it out. The whisky dose can be repeated every couple of hours BR>Or bottle and a half of Nyquil and 3 days in bed.
Sorry...biggest boots in stock 13.
Get better! Have a good time...get some sand in your shorts!
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Might ck with Family Power Sports in town on Golder. Used to be Competition Specialties. They might have boots. They (from what I hear) are the ones providing the DPS with the RANGERS to patrol KSI.
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And yet Sampson has the same $10 in his pocket the wife gave him Friday!img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">BR>Good thing you got sand in your shorts today...25 mph wind and GUSTING tomorrow.
You know...the tires are aired up on the little open trailer and my GPS set for your hiding spot.
I can soooooo do the day trip.
HI Keel!
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R
Man you have way more toys than I have! I'm a white boy 'bout 6 foot tall. 27 yo.
LOL you REMEMBER that in 20 years. We have a head start on you BR>
Posted by: DuneDragin
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R
by the way anyone from the lubbock area who might want to hit the dunes this weekend(10-12) I am headed down by myself with an empty spot in my trailer so you are welcome to a free ride down and back. hell it would give me someone to ride with at least. let me know.
UMMMMM HUH COUGH COUGH....HELLO KEELGIRL22 BR>
I developing a bit of a cough...time for some Whiskey (cut the water lemon and honey please! just a splash of 7up!Purely for medicinal purposes I'll take a Vitamin C with that drink).
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Happy Dragin.
Ah, nothing like Feburary and Valenties Day.
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9 Days to Love fest...Gentlemen have those dinner reservations and flowers ORDERED?
Diamonds (no matter how small are a girls best friend).
Shot glass or batteries required...no matter...JUST DON'T MISS IT BOYS!
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Originally posted by: KeelGirl22
you going miss draggin?! gps up!!
MS dragin.
The subject came up over breakfast...Got the locations dialed up...but my head mechanic is down.
I'm working on him.
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Originally posted by: KeelGirl22haha! dont tell my guy about that! he says v-day is a "hallmark holiday" and he won't participate. i think i'll send him a dozen daisies and a singing telegram to his work to get my point across....think it'll work?
ok...If he gives you ONE day...ANY DAY...apart from anything to treat you like a Queen.
Blow the doors off it and send the 13th!! Better quality, timely delivery.
Nothing noisy at work...How about a Basket of edible goodies...way to a mans heart is thru his stomach??
What's better, roses on a piano
or
TULIPS on your ORGAN?
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IMHO Think men really like lingerie too...if YOU wear it, say about 45 seconds to a minute and a half.
Taadaah...you both get something for the Love fest.
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R
what about you Dragin? you gonna be there with us this weekend? you wouldn't want to miss the party! Keel's bringin' the jager, I'm bringin' the beer! lol.
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Originally posted by: RippinATC250R
what about you Dragin? you gonna be there with us this weekend? you wouldn't want to miss the party! Keel's bringin' the jager, I'm bringin' the beer! lol.
Now THAT would be a 250R FEST. Think I have enough Turkey left for a quick trip.
I'm working on it. I don't hold out much hope...$o bu$y right now with work.
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ROFLMAO....Your a hopeless romantic Legs!
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Mornin Scooter, Sampson, ATC, RIPPER
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
ALLRIGHT!!!! Dragin's up and around and its not even noon yet lmao!! I'm so jealous when she gets to sleep in~
good morning BR>
Rippin...not sure-- doubt it...though I am definately having some sand withdrawals!
I'm having withdrawals tooooo.
Got to bed earlier last night...work double Keel said...shut it down about 4:00 am in the morning...where does double time start after 18 hour days?? BR>The 10" gold wheel are factory stock wheels. Dealers should be able to pull up the part on microfishe get you some ordered. The '85 LT250 and I think LT230's had them in 10". Don't think Honda made a 10" Gold?
Have you ck'd Ebay?
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Never have been able to get the zuki and honda wheels to interchange...not a big enough hammer!!
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Ripper take a jab at RL's 400EX and she skips off to lunch...
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You know it would be a lot easier if you gals would just put, "I have no penis" in your signatures. hr>
Or testicle free.
Maybe I should reverse that and use it in mine. hr>
Testicals …don&39;t octopuses have 8 ? BR>
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Afternoon KeelGIRL
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hr>
OK, I wasn't REALLY an alter boy.
BR>
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Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
But I figured I could slip a penis in without many complaints.
Your Right RL...one of the non threatening slips...WORKS EVERYTIME.
How do you catch a unique rabbit...You neek up on it!
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Oh goodness....PLEASE stay homie-phobic!!!
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But I figured I could slip a penis in without many complaints.
Your Right RL...one of the non threatening slips...WORKS EVERYTIME.
How do you catch a unique rabbit...You neek up on it!
Call me Elmer Fudd and watch out for my gun! hr>
Keep the safety on...Would hate to see it fire prematurely!! BR>
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I was expecting the Stones to have a depends thrown on stage too during half time.
Tom Jones
Tom was HOT!
He still looked pretty yummy in MARS ATTACKS movie too.
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While I'm on the Subject...The ROLLING STONES can't hold a candle to AEROSMITH performances!!
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I can't get no satisfaction...without viagra
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ROFLMAO........believe that will get it!!
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Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I kinda prefer ZZ Top concerts myself...
Has ZZ ever done a Superbowl halftime show??
I've been to 2 ZZ concerts!! Awesome!
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I remember TOM JONES in tights on the Sonney & Cher show...WOW!
I remember superbowl V.
I was a big fan of RICHARD PETTY (did not care for football)...What does the superbowl mean to me?? RACING SEASON STARTS VERY SOON! Yippee.
Yea, I'm not getting older...just more experienced.........Have you ever been experienced?
Have a birfday the 22 of this month.
Best concert I ever saw was BLUE OYSTER CULT and RUSH! Their lazer show was outrageous.
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I'd pay $7 bucks to SEE THAT!
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IF there is creative use of a silk tie!
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Nothing fishy here.
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One day God decided to check in on the Garden of Eden.
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A Carpenter walked into a bar one day.
He bet he could identify any wood by the smell.
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No fish were harmed in the telling of the jokes.
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Hop, skip and a long jump. Or about an hour.
why hell you can't complain I gotta drive 3 hours. So you gonna hit the sand this weekend or what? I got your flags in my trailer.
Assuming you're still reading this......I have something I have to do on Saturday but I heard it was supposed to be cool with a chance of rain anyway.
Maybe next time. hr>
Me too RV show in town (and I spent my $7 ...You guys from LUBBOCK area tear it up at KSI!!
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The RV show is Thurs thru Sunday.
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Any body else going to the RV show??
I try to look at it like.....someday I can afford this!!
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RL you soooooo did not see what I saw in the Tom Jones pic.
Talk about being sculpted!!
Nothing wrong with being a little FURRIE either....
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Tom -- sculpted and furry.
Time to Get the KIDS yall.
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RL you soooooo did not see what I saw in the Tom Jones pic.
Talk about being sculpted!!
Nothing wrong with being a little FURRIE either....hr>
You mean I got this wax job for nothing? hr>
RL have you been trimming the hedges again. BR>
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(angel smiley)
Raptory, I hate to be drunk and try to look at anything...see double or tripple!!
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If I don't stop drinking when it is looking really good...I tend to look at the bottom of the THRONE.
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I think everybody should trim the hedges. hr>
Especially if your going to wear a SPEEDO swim suit!
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If I don't stop drinking when it is looking really good...I tend to look at the bottom of the THRONE.
THAT's why I don't do the hard stuff. Haven't tossed cookies in like 4-5 years.
I had to switch to the hard stuff cause the beer was causin me to toss the cookies. I don't have a shut off WARNING with beer.
The hard stuff will give me a bite in the jaw like a dill pickle....STOP NOW OR ELSE!
I hate to worship at the porcelain Throne.
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Can't remember the last time I got sick. Oh yea, 'cause I was DRUNK!
New Years (at that time day/morning) 2001. Was fine until my nephew decided it was time to hurl. I can watch somebody barf and be fine, but if I hear them, it's over. Sh!thead didn't have the courtesy to be out of hearing range, and well... BR>
Goldslauger is not your friend when play quarters. hr>
yea, but your breath is MINTY FRESH when you get thru!
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If I don't stop drinking when it is looking really good...I tend to look at the bottom of the THRONE.
THAT's why I don't do the hard stuff. Haven't tossed cookies in like 4-5 years.
same here.
My brother in law did give me some home made wine a few years back that was more like whiskey if you ask me and I became one whith the throne.
Have you ever tried real moonshine?
Uncle had some real corn squeezins moonshine. After T-giving dinner one year, he decided I need to try a shot. He poured up a shot glass...I was brave and downed it! SMOOTH! Then there was nothing...no taste, no yuck, no heat. I decided heck he is pulling my leg...that is water. Well thanks for dinner...I'm off to visit friends. I drive 22 miles to their house...knock on the door...and A TON OF DRUNK BRICKS HIT ME IN THE HEAD! My friends thought I had lost it...all I could do is laugh...until I fell off the step and just continued to laugh for another 10 min.
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evening ATC!
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Doing Fine. We were making sure you you got your email notification changed!!
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Morning all.
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so NO ONE is going except me and atc?! why in the sam hell not!!?? ya'll better have GOOD excuses!! jk... but i wish ya'll would go...
i can just smell the premix in the morning! mmmm...mmm..good!
How about sometime between mid April to Springbreak time...might have my flag mount fixed by then. BR>
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Morning all.
Ahhhh.....my first customer. hr>
~ding ding~
Top it off please...will you check the headlight adjustment too?
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Post #200!! ~Party Horns and Balloons~
I was hoping you took GREEN STAMPS..or GOLD BOND STAMPS!
You might have to ask Scooter what those are, since your such a young pup! BR>
Three months older than you RL...big gap in those post #'s.
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Dragin...break out the silver change for RL...so he doesn't feel "cheap" when he's being used~
I have some of the folding green suff IF he has that riding THONG ON!
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Now THAT is what I call folding green STUFF!
Keel, ATC...just so hard to get away this weekend with money coming in (like that)!
Thanks RL...that will get us BOTH a new motorhome (and 1 tank of gas each)...you want I should get you a 40 or 45 footer?
Man, looking at a Coach yesterday evening...be $389 dollars to fill er up.
RL guess we will have to get a 30 gal jug of purple fuel with the change so we can run the quads.
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Gee it did not take me long to go thru that BILL.
Got more??
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RL...this one is not bad...no oven will have to keep looking.
If it had an oven...has the other requirements.
KEEP SAVING THOSE PENNEYS! PICK UP ALL THE ALUM. CANS WE CAN FIND.
Newmar
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I'm thinking closer to this.
Well, how bout you get one better but simular...Just happen to have one FOR SALE like that:
84 Cobra $6800.00
460 Ford
4.0 Onan Gen...$700 in work done on it recently
Refridg work done recently
4 NEW TIRES
full bath
Local pick up only
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Watch out Ripper...those Puffer fish are green with brown spots on them.BR>That's cameo to the extreme!!
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsSeriously though, I just need a porta-potty and hiney hider for the oldest brat. I can whip it out anywhere. hr>
Well for the girl campers might I suggest the FIRST step in upgrade:
Wal-Mart replacement lid for potty.
5 gallon bucket.
folding shovel.
MAKE LIKE A CAT IN A SANDBOX! DON'T FORGET TO COVER IT UP.
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Don't call her TxDuneDRIPPER for nuthin BR>
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin Well for the girl campers might I suggest the FIRST step in upgrade:
Wal-Mart replacement lid for potty.
5 gallon bucket.
folding shovel.
MAKE LIKE A CAT IN A SANDBOX! DON'T FORGET TO COVER IT UP.
I have to do something. She makes me feel bad when there isn't anywhere to go. BR>
Guess a funnel and attached water hose is out of the question? hr>
Okay lets downgrade the 5gal bucket ideal......COFFEE CAN.
Your not a real woman till you've squated on a coffee can.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin Well for the girl campers might I suggest the FIRST step in upgrade:
Wal-Mart replacement lid for potty.
5 gallon bucket.
folding shovel.
MAKE LIKE A CAT IN A SANDBOX! DON'T FORGET TO COVER IT UP.
I have to do something. She makes me feel bad when there isn't anywhere to go. BR>
Guess a funnel and attached water hose is out of the question? hr>
now THAT is a HELL of an idea! you could get rich off of that!
Keel...glad I could share the benefit of my experience with you! I did work my way up from the coffee can to dreaming of that half a million dollar motorhome. You and ATC put another 20 years in it...you'll be helping the pups along too!!! Best part is I'm still a pup at heart!
You MUST however share this weekends experience with us! You will love the bucket...self contained unit does not take up much space in the trailer!!
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RL...Just in case I want to ride in the “secluded hiding spot"; I&39;m keeping MY bucket port-a-pot and tent. I have a 5x10 bike trailer with a fold down double bed and port-a-pot. It pulls like a dream. I can get it on the lease! Need to get current tags. Or we could bring the van, it has a bed and a port-a-pot. It would be a blast to bring out the van and V-8 buggy for old times sake!
The V-8 buggies (rails) are also planned for the future...(nothing like coming full circle ). We will see if there will be a local track for the fun!
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I have a 5x10 bike trailer with a fold down double bed and port-a-pot. It pulls like a dream.
That sounds perfect. I want an enclosed trailer but it would be worth more than what I hauling in it. BR>
Seriously thought about a 16' and building something similar including a shower. Unless I start riding with you gals.....then I may want to think about a jacuzzi! hr>
Dangit Puff Daddy I have to try one more time today to get in your pocket:
Also have for sale--
32' Wells Cargo enclosed trailer
$6700
clear title and current tags
Only problem with the 5x10 trailer is the wheel wells lack 4" being wide enough get a full size quad in. Your daughters would fit okay. Has single ramp and tie downs for a bike...it is so cool. Have considered a rack to go over the wheel well for my quad. It is not for sale, but hey, if the right offer came up?
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enough room in the 32' for that hot tub, bar and the quads!!
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Afternoon Scooter!!
Think they will take green stamps at Luby's?
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My mom was a generous soul...she gave us a plate with touch of water and a sponge in it.
What the heck I never find dinnerware in the wash soap anymore??
I'm going to go get some cracker jacks...wonder if there is still a decoder inside?
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsI'll give you everything in my pocket BUT you have to reach in and grab it. BR>
sEE, WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND IS MY QUADS (OOPS!) have already cost me a house full of furniture and some jewelry. I have no support on the homefront. She HATES my quads....well I won't go there.
oh don't EVEN get me on the furniture or House subject ! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
I'm sure the pocket change will buy you a REALLY BIG SMILE ..hummm the smile is growing too
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Originally posted by: RaptorlegsI'll give you everything in my pocket BUT you have to reach in and grab it. BR>
sEE, WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND IS MY QUADS (OOPS!) have already cost me a house full of furniture and some jewelry. I have no support on the homefront. She HATES my quads....well I won't go there.
oh don't EVEN get me on the furniture or House subject ! img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
I'm sure the pocket change will buy you a REALLY BIG SMILE ..hummm the smile is growing too
I can just hear her now, "Is that rolled change in your pocket, or are you just happy to be here?"
A ROLL OF DIMES!!!
I feel so used!
BR>
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Have a good one Scooter!
Yall come on back now ya hear?!
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A ROLL OF DIMES!!!
I feel so used!
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OK....COLD dimes.
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Speaking of COLD...Sorry RL that was cold hearted of me...BUT SCOOTER TWISTED MY ARM BR>Forgive me...it was simply TOO EASY to go there BR>
Saturday is going to be COLD too. High 44 low 25. Big contrast to 72 degrees today!
The word on the street...LOTS of non paying riders PACKED into the parking lot and 18 acre area crawling with quads. Sounds like a nightmare with the DPS keeping folks off the sides of the road (parking included).
Bring a Heavy Coat, a shoe horn and vaseline to squeeze in between the day trippers for parking.
Oh rats...you guys know what a shoe horn is?
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Since I'm a very bad girl...When you get the jacuzzi RL, I will scrub you back and bring you a couple of cold beers. Maybe feed you grapes...treat you like the god you REALLY are.
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....at getting the grapes and beers, that is.
Any thing more we would BOTH get our necks wrung by OUR MATES!
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Stay out of the sun with that magnifying glass..that is where the brown spots are coming from.
Hey there is something fishy going on here.
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Watch out Ripper...those Puffer fish are green with brown spots on them.BR>That's cameo to the extreme!!
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Earned every wrinkle and grey hair...I HATE the number associated with my experience!
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxOk, everyone that's not thinking of a number between 68 and 70, raise their hand.
I'm waving my hand!!!
how about between 25-50.
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Greyish trunk with a long memory?
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Think some penicillin will clear up the greyish and green stuff too! BR>
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One thing GOOD about being older for sure...now days there is stuff you can get on you that will not wash off with soap. Penicillin will not affect it either.
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I've tested for the new stuff...LOL...kind of like RL with the magnifying glass...makes me feel better to think I might do something risky.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx That's what a friend told me anyway. Really. No really.
I heard they sold shots/pills behind the bar with your drinks!
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Now days they suggest you wear a WET SUIT when you contact the opposite sex.
Heck what am I saying...there is no such thing as opposite sex...they are mixing it up so much there is no way they might not have a date on friday night with SOMEBODY.
Sorry...had to bring HOMIEfobic into it again. But, must say...all these years of guys talking about girl on girl action...THE GIRLS TOOK YOU SERIOUS!! Talk about your fantasies working you right out of the picture!!
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While I'm on a rant...What's up with caller ID...Do you know how long it has been since I got an obscene phone call??
I've tried blowing a whistle into the computer with no results!! BR>
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin But, must say...all these years of guys talking about girl on girl action...THE GIRLS TOOK YOU SERIOUS!! Talk about your fantasies working you right out of the picture!!
OK! That got my attention! hr>
I'm not saying there was not some of that going on in the good ole days...but...It seems so widely accepted and common place with young women.
Thanks Rosanne, Ellen and Girls Gone Wild
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No ideal.
No pig farmers or sheep hearders in the family.
Just REAL Cowboys.
Like Ripper I can tie a silk tie. But when she finishes...you can go to work. When I tie it, you won't go any where till I'm finished.
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Morning Dragin hr>
Morning Dripper.....errrr Ripper.
Stayed up late looking at RV's.
Can't find but 1 under 40,000. I like. Same as what we have with a bar and icemaker!!
Had to go back to looking at 250,000+...nothing!
On to 500,000+ and there are a few I could live with.
Looks like it may be a long time of collecting penneys and alum. cans before we trade.
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RIGHT ON BROTHA!
A jacuzzi under starry night.
Had one in the back yard at home.
Sure hate to be in there naked when a lightning storm comes up. The neighbors come out into back yard, turn on all the outside lights! You can't help but think what the write up in the paper is gonna look like. What a way to go!
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I'm having "QUOTE" issues this morning
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Like Ripper I can tie a silk tie. But when she finishes...you can go to work. When I tie it, you won't go any where till I'm finished.
LOL! Naughty girls, I swear. That whole getting dominated thing just scares the heck outta me.
I guess I'm more into surroundings and I have list of "places" to try but haven't had the chance. I must have a thing for the moon and stars.....I'll leave it at that.
I'm such a romantic. hr>
The whole silk tie thing is not about domination. It is a issue of trust!
Your woman has the chace to SLOW YOU DOWN. Your wrists tied together...the look but dont touch rule is in effect!
She can strip (agree with Tina Turner---Private Dancer) for you. She can take her leisure time exploring the sculpting of your body. You just have to be still and give her the space!! BR>Not about Domination or Pain.
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I scream, You scream...we all scream for ICEcream.
Not actually painful....
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speaking of boat...I backed into one the other day...
Planetarium Hey that does sound very interesting...or how about in FT DAVIS!
wow Ripper your a fine upstanding citizen.
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin ..or how about in FT DAVIS!
Why? Is that where Karma lives? hr>
Well funny you asked...the Karma is very strong there!
The nights are also very dark with more stars than you can imagine!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx T-bars are a huge waste of money to me. Drinks are over priced, putting money in to somethig that's not going to give you the time of day later.
Never understood why...If the little woman does not have a G-string...Get her one or two.
Here baby, a drink just the way you like it. The lights down low. Barry White on the stereo. Show time. Honey, insert Money HERE!
Why leave home??
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Lake Murray, on a night ride. There is a spot that sits up and looks over a good portion of the lake. On a clear night the stars fill the sky. About 2am the only thing you'll hear is a squeaky shock. hr>
Mental note...lube/grease/oil well for lake Murrey.
WD-40 in the pack too.
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx T-bars are a huge waste of money to me. Drinks are over priced, putting money in to somethig that's not going to give you the time of day later.
Never understood why...If the little woman does not have a G-string...Get her one or two.
Here baby, a drink just the way you like it. The lights down low. Barry White on the stereo. Show time. Honey, insert Money HERE!
Why leave home??
Maybe 5-6 years ago.
Don't get me started! hr>
If it ever happened once...it can happen again! Never give up RL.
Did you forget how to neek up on it?
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Hey I got ya RL....I'm still MOURNING the loss of BARRY WHITE too
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Hey I got ya RL....I'm still MOURNING the loss of BARRY WHITE too hr>
You nailed it. Good guess. hr>
But we still have Percey Sledge and now Ruben Studdard!!
RUBEN, RUBEN, RUBEN!
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hr>
You know Scooter is humming the theme song from Debbie Does Dallas in a Deep Throat tone, hiding there Behind The Green Door ! BR>
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I hate to get off subject here...But:
Texas QUAD RACES Feb. 17-19 in Stanton
clicky
There are some cool links to Rabbit Creek, Muddy Creek, Shilo Ridge and more.
Muddy Gras looks like a great time!!
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LOL! You're searching for all the alternate riding spots, aren't ya? BR>
Races in Stanton! Who'd of thunk it? hr>
Told you guys...SOMEONE WILL APPRECIEATE MY BU$INE$$. They offer a Membership at Stanton.
I like the race track and RV hook-up situation. I'm not limited to sand only.
Not sure about the Mud thing...BUT, IT'S DIRTY...you know I like to get a little dirty and act like a heathern BR>
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So what should I get myself for Valentines? Hmmmmm.
Start in Midland Park Mall---Victoria's secret. Get a baby doll nightie with a g-string (modest but really sexy). A FEATHER trim to tickle your fancy (just for PREverts...not full blown PERverts like Scooter) BR>Don't forget to stop by and get a Barry White cd (continious play).
2 bottles of LeJon Cold Duck chilled to 48 degrees.
Stop by Dollar Store for couple of Champaign flutes, and scented pillar candle...
IMHO
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I'd definately be out on the mud situation...I'll get dirty and act like a heathern somewhere else...like the planetarium- sorry, couldn't resist.
yeah, is this the salt flats? Never been there but I have heard about it...not too sure hubby is keen on that...he's all about the sand.
as far as valentines....I can't speak for you...but I'm thinking the big pack of rechargeable batteries for myself is in order!
never can be too prepared in case of a natural disaster hr>
Yea. Salt Flats!
I love to get sand in my shorts....The Sand to the West/NW chaped my a@@...The Sand to the North/NE is FINE!
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Barry reserved for special times only!!
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Willie Nelson is coming to town.
I have a limited tolerance for country...but Willie is kewl.
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I'll say that sounds waaaay better than my idea ~
If the Maribu trim nighty does not make him Puuuuuurrrrr...Dollar Store has the best prices on Batteries ANYWHERE BR>
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin 2 bottles of LeJon Cold Duck chilled to 48 degrees.
Is that sorta like Malt Duck?
Cold Duck or Very Cold Duck is a Sparkling Burgandy (red champaign...tiny bubbles)
The most popular and easy to find is Andre Cold Duck.
The leJon is harder to find but much better.
Caution do not exceed 2 bottles...2 people. The hangover of excess is awful.
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Caprock makes a good "desert red wine". Call Outback Steak house...the bartender can give you the name.
OR how about a really good Japanese PLUM wine!! The package store can help.
Strawberries, grapes...etc is really good on the side with any of the above wines.
RED WINE BUILDS STRONG RED BLOOD CELLS
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dress her before you blow her up!
gosh - I'm full of all kinds of good ideas today
OMG I have tears in my eyes BR>
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How about maddog 2020?
Bones Farms--Snow Creek Berry. 3 bottles.
MD20/20 is good if you're shooting up Blotter ACID. Yes, I saw it done
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Still have a baskin robbins in Mid?
RL...man, what to say brotha?! If this is so...your way past the silk ties, wine, music and romance portion of the program. Your situation is very bleak and it is time for a professional intervention.
DR PHIL
Dr Ruth
Dr James Dobson
Dr Kavorkian
or
Doctor, Doctor, give me a clue, I got a bad case of loving you (wife). You need to quit the pitty party, suck it up and MAKE the relationship what you want it to be.
Sorry for the tough love dude...but heck...I think your worthy, I have no problem being a REAL friend. You ask...I'm here...I won't push it down your throat. I'm going to trust you...don't play me...PM
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7,000!!!! hr>
WooHoo...that will keep you in top ten status!!
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breaking new flash...
RV show closes at 9 thurs, fri & sat...5 sunday
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Well, It has been since t-giving since I had a drink...But I do believe I will follow Rippers lead and do a little turkey trott tonight!
Let happy hour begin!
Later all...
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Dunedragin, is your message box full?
Not totally...You sending me a be mine Valentine card with Garfield on it ?BR>
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Lots of Trailers and Toy Haulers at the RV show. Slimmest pickings on MotorHomes I've ever seen out there.
Found one good deal!! ($187,500.00) Super Cool 40' ft Holdiay Rambler 06 with a desk and lounge area in bedroom!
The guys from Lubbock (Billy Sims) brought the motor homes in. Tech said he can get an oven in there for me.
I hope that is not all there is to it...maybe bring in some more toys Friday morning...lots of NICE boats...nothing really stood out though. Saw a Kawasaki 700 quad poised to go in the back of the toy hauler. (Goldens)
Millers had the some very nice interiors & awesome floorplans...he did not have any enclosed trailers BR>Bo's had the best floor plan in a 5th wheel.
On our way out of town saw another looooooong trailer headed that way.
Maybe see you Friday. Ladies get in free. $6.00 for the men. We missed several areas tonight...But the Mexican Food at Ajuhas was excellent as usual...and they still have the SMOKING Area!
Well off to contrast and compair the CAT engines with ITB, ITC, ITL diesel.
See ya mid morning!
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DuneDragin is a femalehr>
Raptory, silly---you knew that! BR>Hope your doing well. Taking care of yourself!
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DuneDragin is a femalehr>
Raptory all those radio signals have turned your beard grey. BR>
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Thank you very much! I'm not very ladylike sometimes...RL says I'm a heathern.
I'm really just a mean ole brunette.
I would consider it an honor.
RL & Scooter have lead by example...the finer points of becoming a Post Ho.
Raptory thank you for the invite!
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DuneDragin,
You would be more than welcome to the spinzone if you ever have the time.
I know I have 5 new in the box hotwheels ( purchased in the early ninties ) of what you are riding in your picture.
It is hard to believe it is over 20 years old! Somethings are worth preserving...like the boxed hotwheels!
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Simply put...one of Hedonistic mannerisms.
Throw a bit of Texas drawal into it...becomes heathern.
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Even being a girl...I had to have a few Hot wheels. Wish I still had them.
My first love '63 blue Jaguar, and a awesome metalic hot pink Cuda.
I spent several hours with my baby brother laying out track all over the house!!
Drove my mom crazy about the 3rd day.
She could not wait until we could by 1 cent balloons by the hundreds for the summer water balloon festivals!
This would keep us busy for at least a month every summer...and the clean up of the entire neighborhood took the next 2 months.
Now days when a kid jumps your fence and runs across your yard (for the water faucet)...you look for a weapon other than a water balloon.
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DuneDragin,
Your throwing big words at meBR>
"Hedonistic" I had better look that one up too.
"Hedonistic"
self-indulgent (adjective): riotous, wild, pleasure-seeking, self-gratifying
Yup, maybe spinzone material afterall! BR>not in my dictionary...WHATZZZZZ UP WEBSTER??
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I pulled the LATE 60's page from memory BR>Well, no motor research...so off to bed with me!!
Night all.
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Mornin' yall BR>
RL are you using disappearing crayon on that love poem??
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Willie is doing a Valentines day Concert in Marfa.
Wonder if the Marfa lights would cause Ripper to have twins?
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I non-Dalmationional too
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I non-Dalmationional too
I knew a tiger couldn't change his stripes, but I didn't know a Dragin could change their spots.
(well may be the wet ones)
Am I typing out loud again?
LOL...as long as the wet ones are on HIS side of the bed.
Hey if Ripper is god...will there be a whisky river in heaven?
Well...Time to go to the show...Later folks!!
THEY BETTER HAVE SOME QUADS AT THE SHOW!
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My little Dragin Whiskers are TWITCHING:
Coming soon to a local dealer...
2006 Suzuki LT-R450 Quad Racer
He saw the glint of lightning flash in my Dragin eyes when it was mentioned.
Did he know how disappointed the Dragin was when faced with the choice of a YZF450 or a Z400?
Is this the quad...20 years in the making...that would convert a two-stroke addict?
Interview Team Suzuki--Gust's new ride
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Have I mentioned I would not trade my lt250 Racer for a Predi if they were giving them away?
Very uncomfortable mount. Feels like the front wheels are mounted behind the handlebars, the foot pegs are wrong and there is not a riding zone on the seat anywhere.
Comparable to the 250...but so NOT for me.
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There was one Item at the show I really hated leaving without....a BLUE Snub Cobra Python.
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Twitch...Twitch
LT-R450
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just believe I am the female version of god...and its all good!
Except your motto is "come forth and multiply!"? hr>
nooo- no more multiplying BR>
just come forth and practice..lol
Educational sex! Great idea. Now let's see how many times will X go into Y.
BR>
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If you're only as old as you feel....
I feel like a 20 year old.
But I don't think it's gonna happen without an exchange of cash. hr>
roflmao.......and 15 will get you 20.
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Any big plans this weekend? I may actually get to use those gas logs this weekend for once.
Tell me this isn't in reference to the pinto bean recipie. hr>
LOL...man o man, leave you guys alone ONE day! BR>Talking about sex, glasses and gas.........OLD FARTS!!
Speaking of which, wonder how the pups are doing at KSI?? Hope they don't freeze their paws off at night!
ATC Keel ---getting pictures and video??
Catch all you here Monday!
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The show: Guns, Boats, jet skis, ATV's, bikes, RV's........and HOT TUBS!!
RL another sporting event...There is one event you might get the wife into! BR>
Scooter...I did not see any Rascals?! I'm whishing I had one to get around on Today.BR>
No snowmobiles....whats up with that? lol...I really don't envy those guys who do not understand 44 degrees is COLD!
We will see who wimps out when the temps top 92. (think we will see 92 by Easter?)
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Scooter, sounds like the only thing missing from your weekend is having the dog bite you!
I hope there are some aftermarket mods for the Rascal!
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I think you should install surveillance cameras with night vision/microphone and RECORDER in their bedrooms. You may need the tapes for leverage later in life!!
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Man, ATC hate to hear about the ride
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Not like the old days when you were a kid. hr>
Now days I'm just an old KID BR>
ATC...did you get to meet up with KeelGirl?
Did you stay thru Sunday?
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Morning Ripper!!
Having a Happy Love Fest Day??
yummmmm....love the orange filled dark chocolate!
I better come up with a plan for sweetie day...LOL
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Morning Ripper!!
Having a Happy Love Fest Day??
yummmmm....love the orange filled dark chocolate!
I better come up with a plan for sweetie day...LOL
Afternoon Dragin
I guess you could hum him a song! hr>
I think that is an excellent idea.
Hummm him a tune from the Lawrence Welk Show...HE REALLY LIKES the CHAMPAIGN CORK POP thang!!!BR>Ok so only Scooter remembers what I'm talking about...LOL
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BR>Morning Ripper, Sampson, Scooter!!
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With Scooters new avatar...I'm guessing Valentines went ok...The wife moaning out "oh, God!" , "oh, sweet Jesus!".
Kinda went to his Head!!
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With Scooters new avatar...I'm guessing Valentines went ok...The wife moaning out "oh, God!" , "oh, sweet Jesus!".
Kinda went to his Head!! hr>
BR>
Too bad it's more like, "Jesus Christ", ""What in God's name?", and "Get the hell out!"
Morning everyone. hr>
ROFLMAO BR>
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With Scooters new avatar...I'm guessing Valentines went ok...The wife moaning out "oh, God!" , "oh, sweet Jesus!".
Kinda went to his Head!! hr>
BR>
Too bad it's more like, "Jesus Christ", ""What in God's name?", and "Get the hell out!"
Morning everyone. hr>
ROFLMAO hr>
Did it have anything to do with your dining delema??
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I offered him a bubble bath!
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I really went all out for dinner (the candy could not have affected my appitite?).
Totino's Mexican Pizza in front of the TV--American Idol.
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man- should we all just get a life? We're on the verge of being pathetic..lmao!!
I know, I know...I'm speaking for myself BR>
1. GRAB A CALCULATOR. (YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS ONE IN YOUR HEAD)
2. KEY IN THE FIRST THREE DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER (NOT THE AREA CODE)
3. MULTIPLY BY 80
4. ADD 1
5. MULTIPLY BY 250
6. ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER #. NOW ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER AGAIN.
8. SUBTRACT 250
9. DIVIDE NUMBER BY 2
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE ANSWER?
OMG...MY CALCULATOR IS PYSCHIC!!!
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I sure didn't hear any complaints.
Well She's not really a screamer anyway, but I doubt you would hear us more than two or three houses away. BR>
Turns out it wasn't a bad beer re-enactment after all. She said she didn't feel good this morning either.
Ok, I'll just wait for the "you sure it wasn't the sex that made her feel bad" comments. hr>
YOU GOT SEX OUT OF THE DEAL?? BR>geeze I feel cheated.
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Can you drink bag in the box wine at Kermit?
You could but WHY would you want to?BR>Raptory...you can brew up that black and green tea in the SUN!
Sampson likes orgies...Rosey and her 5 sisters!
IMO it does take more than one person for sex...anything else is just Routine Maintenance .
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Well it is nice to see Freebird, OFC, Tory here.
Welcome j4k!
Hello Ripper, Sampson, Scooter, Keel, ATC!
Checked in today to do a bit of work. Thought I would say HI!
I'm moving my primary residence...10 years at this home...lots to do.
I hate to move, I hate to move, I hate to move!!
Will see you guys here when I get back to normal...Thinking of you.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH RIPPER!!
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Thanks Scooter...I'm claiming it is my 35th birthday. BR>(I'm counting backwards now...when I get to 17 again...what fun I will have!)
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Well, it is off to lunch celebration!
Then strap on the back brace and back to moving.
I hate to move, I hate to move, I hate to move!
Have a good one!
(Sampson...STRAP ON?? did she say that??...but I'M TALKING ABOUT A BACK BRACE ONLY)
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hubby cries if he doesn't have enough time to do whatever hubbies do to things before being ridden....lol
My Sweetie has to have all that mechanical FOREPLAY too! BR>
Well, the landlord got the keys at 7:00 last night.
Wish there were going to be a house warming party! You sooooo would be invited Ripper...and you guys too...but, I had to put 99.9% in storage. MY NEW HOME is a 5x10' trailer. My household is in storage. Guess I could pull the trailer up in front of your place...have a cold one. LOL
My fish even got moved out of a 55 gal. aquarium to a 10 gal. tank. So far, all alive and well...me included!
Going to take advantage of the warmer weather...clean up the 55 aquarium to put in storage and clean up the Fridg. for sale. So I will be playin with the water hose today!
Still so much to do!
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That just sounds so WRONG!!!!! LOL!
He has to wrench, lube, weld, bolt on polish and load for about 2 weeks before he will get the motorhome out to get loaded for the trip.
Sometimes it is like "oh honey, can't we just take it for a quick ride!" BR>
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Going to take advantage of the warmer weather...clean up the 55 aquarium to put in storage and clean up the Fridg. for sale. So I will be playin with the water hose today!
Still so much to do!
Afternoon all! Well, I'm shrimp PINK. Not the lobster red sunburn. Yes, I did smell a bit fishy to when I got finshihed cleaning the Aquarium too. RL...There IS something fishy about the whole thing for sure! It was sooooo warm yesterday...today will be HOT! Not even Easter yet...and I will be looking for the sun screen...90 degrees!!!!!!
So it is out in the yard again for me...
It is nice to live out in the county...no tags or stickers!
The kid out of school and in her first apartment, she has a job too!
I'll be humming "IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE TOP IF YOU WANNA ROCK N RO-HO-HOLE"...thanx Scooter!
Dirty deeds done dirt cheep...God thats cheep...just the JOLT I need to keep on rockin while I do my dirty deeds.
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IF there is creative use of a silk tie! hr>
Now why in the WORLD would you bring up ties? That's the second time I've sniffed something fishy and we're a long ways from water.
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I would STILL pay $7 to see RL with a silk tie on (his wrists!!)
